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Gattden Deed& automats will end myltoolt oomplete and fresh, and all sold st moderate prime,. ta rirstm g re and Physic,lane om the country ate nvited to examine my "took. MURIA'S R. M m t, .11. 0444, noir, ADAM ROT. ATTORNEYS AT LAW, 1111.1•NFORTII, Will attend pralaptly to all boolaeu antraited t. their oars. DiOa In the banding to naerty nice plod by non. Tae. T. gale. A CARD. Maori Hialdi A Ilgr rilll attead co my buslnosa &iniquity ilbsetioe In Oongress, and will b. as dated br one In the trial 01'11 mmHg obillultdd to them. Daiwa norm. - Dertatabor.iii, ROSE SLIER ; OS, A DIVIDED HEART AND. A DIVIDED MPH By MRS. SOUTIIWORTII It was early en the morning, of a toe dy cl.ty in Jiine, 1800, that a rather large group of idlers gathered in front of the Ethefldge Arhus, a quaint old tavern, in thn ancient litt.l, town of Swinburne, In the west ~.of England. TZ their looks and conyetsation, it was ev ident Mat some event of unusual importance was eipected to 'come off. . They were in fact, awaiting the arrival of the mail coach, which wa...4 to bring down Colonel Hastings, and his son Albert, who was the bridegroom elect of Lady Etheridge, Baroness of Swinburne, the last of her race, and sole heiress of the immense wealth and vast estates ot her lordly ancestors The nuptials were to hie celebrated on the following-day ; and the neighbors of the no ble_brido, wbo. almost wciatippen her for her goodnestrptheart, %vitro anxious to see the man who " ' was to be !ten - beloved " lady's husband." They had not on to wait. The coach soon came thundering up to the dour ; and as soon as the steps were let down by the obsequious landlord, Colonel Hastings issued forth. Ile was as elderly gentleman, tall, spare and stooping : was clothed in a suit of black ; and his pale,' thin, long face was surrounded by hair and whiskers prema turely gray. Ile was closely attended by his secretary, Ferdinand Cassinove -an Ital• lan, of such graceful mein and dignified bearing. that ho might have been taken for a prince of the blood attended by an old gentleman in waiting. Next came forth a young gentleman, NN hose handsome person and haughty man• ner at once attracted general attention. His form was tall, and finely .proportioned, crowned by a haughty head and face, with high aquiline features, fair and fresh com plexion, light. bine- eyes., sod --very tight, flaxen hair His expression of countenance, in keeping with his whole manner, was stern almost to repellant severity. Great beauty of person, with great dignity of man• ner, forms a combination very attractive to most young women, and perhaps it was this that nominated the young heiress of Swill 151Tetfe-Csatie, mr ants was irinire'rrastings tho bridegroom elect He was followed in to the house by his valet, bearing his dress• ing Calve After 1 slight repast, Colonel Hastings, attended by Catsinove, drove off to the cas tle to have a I.reliminary interview with Lady EtheriJgo, (who was his ward) and at• range the marriage settlements. On arriving at the lordly castle, Cassinovo was shown into a sinew room, while the colonel pro ceeded to the library, whither his ward was requesied to come ro meet him As the young Italian paced up and down Ihr roGm occ:isionally pauqing, 1,, fore a full leap h roe, which rr fleeted the spacious a endow .aching from ceiling to floor) and the puttiresque landscape beyond, suddenly, among the roses outside, glided a purple draped fennle figure that immediately riv eted his attention. It was a woman in the earliest bloom of youth As young Cassi• noire gazed upon her reflected image, as he never gazed upon her, he felt as though a goddess had suddenly descended among the flowers. liar form wits above the medium height, and well rounded. Her head was finely formed, and covered with jet black, glittenng hair, that was . plainly parted over her broad, eapansive and swept around the temples, and wound into a rich and massive knot, at the back of tho head.— llar eyes were large, luminous, dark gray orbs, that seemed; whenever the long veil of lashes was lifted, to throw a light wherever they glanced. IFer nose was straight and well formed, her lips rounded, and, like all the rest, full of character. In tho carriage of her head pod neck, and in her stately footsteps, there was a natural majesty' that, eyed in a_peasant's dress, would have prov ed her one of nature's queens. do- The impression made upon the enthusiaa astio heart of Ferdinand I...msmove was at once vivid, deep, and strong—quick as sun elantinkiermaiumt as seolzture. He saw this goddess origintellectual brow aid stately step open the window and advance into the room. and is she approached him he felt his whole (reuse thrill with a strange emotion of blended pain and delight. He dreaded to move, yet; as the needle turns to the magnet, he felt himself turning from the reflected image to fare the original. He 'stood before that queenly form, and met those large, luminous, dark eyes fixed upon him in royal graciousness, as she said— "You are Colonel fluting's secretary, I believe, sir. Pray sit down. You will find the London papers on tho table." And, with a gracetbi bow, the lady passed him, and seated herself on a sofa at the extremity of the room, took upa portfolio, and was 110011 deeply engaged with its contents. After the profound bow with which he had returned her courtesy, Ferdinand Oassi nova remained motionless where she had left him. But ten minutes had etapsed since she had 'glided In among the flowers, a passed him like a vision soon in some beau tiful dream. But ten minutes, init life, RAN :Wort& himself, were all •o}uoged for 13%rdi nand Cassino - Vs. Jell,rroal &Vet monist, that his fate musttaks its character for goad BELLEFONTE, CENTRE COUNTY, PENN'A., THURSDAY, MAY 31,1860, or evil, from the will of that royal looking woman. In the midst of the pleasing pain i) his dream theAloor opened, and a gray haired servant entered softly, end stepping across the room to where the lady eat, and speak ing in the low, subdued tone in which royal personages are addressed, said- , t•My lady, Colonel Ilastings`resnectit, and he awaits your ladyship in the library. "Very well. William ; go and Rai to Colonel Ilastings that I will attend him im mediately," answered the Indy rising. 'This queenly woman, then, nits Laura, Baroness Etheridge of Swlninirne ! ,Forever and for ever unattainable by hnn ! 011, de spair ! Ilns castle to the air tumbled about him, and buriek all his hopes and.taspira tions in its fall. Alter greeting (Jul IlaAtisigs, her en tering the bluely, Lady 'fiheridge . took a parchment from ailravver in Oki: centre to blo, and handed it to her guardian. On ex amining the doetinderit, ' the 17o1btipTro SAJ it to be a deed of gift; absolu to, of her entire magnifleent estate, to Albert iltstings, her intended husband. The Colonel pietended much surprise, and refused to accept the deed, alleging that such an set might give rise to unpleasant criticism • l'Oh, Colonel Hastings ! there can be no question of miue and thine between the and Albert. The deed of gift that transfeis all my posFessions to my future husband is made out ; let it be executed. Ile shall then never be jealous of his wife's riches, f o r she will come to him es poor as a cottage girl," exclaimed Lady .Etheridge, with a,piire do votion of love flushing her cheock and light. tog her eyes. After protesting somewhat farther against such noble generosity, the colom I alkmed himself to be persuaded to accept the ,deed, and called in Cassinove to witness its execu tion in due form The poor •t , cretary could scarcely hotel the pen whit h the col mel handed him, so great 'ICT litiCAlgttanar. if • employer could not reinarking upon the unusually poor signature 1411,:.11 the Italian affixed, as witness to the deal , but little did the colonel or the boroneii Anna. the ter rible passions that teem qrellon..t in Ilia ro tary's SOW, or the important 1,511'15 that thy were destined to bring about. We -willt-milor---grtarv} ow-Me. trrrAcgrotner elect, whom we left nt the 4 cinberne Artil4. Colonel Ilaatinga had ..•itrei ly Ii ft the room cre Mr • Albert !Instill, Are eh NI himself with a Weary ye" n and began to pace thoughtfully sip and the floor, murmuring - ''Men think me a very foc.iii 'e ni 16a_• py man ; and, doubtless, a i e• , .I non ber of goad gifts liavo been II me by the favor of the blind gb,1,1,.55; nut the least among them would be esteemed the hand of this wealthy young l's on-en, my bride expectant. %Well, we cannot Lave eV. eVythillg we want in thin amid sweet 'Rose Elmer only should i.e the nde nl Al ert Hastings Pour girl ! she lit I le.drea ins that the man who wooed liar, ni/kr — the namt of William Love), is Albert Hustings, the envied bridegroom of the high bon Lady altheridge of Swmburne. It cannot ho help ed. I cannot pause for lady's right, or maiden's honor. Here, then, fur a divided fife ; my hand to the hilly of Switiluirne -- my heart to the lovely cottage girt ; only Lady Etheridge must not know of Rom El mer and William Level, nor must Hose El mer know Lady Etheridge and Albert [last logs. And now to persuade Hose to . jo be fore me into Wales, where myself and my lady bride are to 'pond our honey moon." And so saying, he took hi!? list, And stroll. ed out into the street. Taking a course opposite to that which led to Swinburne Castle, Albert Ilastings soon came to a cross-country road, which he fol lowed some two miles, and then turning in to a by-path, he went on until he came to a secluded and lovely cottage. Opening the door of this elegant retreat with F letch-key lie passed In. It was a lovely shale flt • for the home of a fairy. And for a fairy Albert Hastings had it furnished. The fairy's name was Rose /timer, slid she was die daughter of Iftlireillaite launders. Albcrs had acci dentally mot her on one of his visits to the itiirrigirrierfir . , shows, had fallen desperately in love with her, and, under the assumed name of William Lovell, bad won the beautiful maiden's heart. lie had had the cottage furnished, a • witr that morning to Meet Rose there, whe they had so often met, by appointment.— Rose came at last; and as soon as the first joyous greetings were over, the intrigueing loTer set to work to persuade her to consent to a secret marriage ; for he well knew, by a thousand tests of character, that ho could never gain his purpose unless Rose believed herself to be his wife. Ills task was a hard one; but he finally succeeded, by promising Shat she should stay with her mother jus the same ail long as stio lived. This was not all that Mr. Ilastingit wish ed, but neither login nor eloquence could convince ,Rose Elmer to leave her ailing mother ; and upon no other condition than hat of being allowed to remain with her would die consent to the secret marriage. • t And, fluklly, be obtained a promise from J?esit that she would meet him at the cot tage that same night, whore by a previous criengement, hie cvEindential servaut, die- = guised as a clergyman, was to be in atten dance to perform the Marringe ceremony.-- After which, Rose should • return to her mother, to remain during the few weeks of his absence in Wales, said, Im portant business forced hint. - • • upon, they took leave of each other for a few hours. and returned to the village by differ ent routes• Mr, Hastings Went to h's and summoned his confidential A,Tvant to hi's presence. And Rose Elver, full of linit'e and joy, turned down the street lea,ding to her mother's cottage. When Rose entered the hAuse, there was a smouldering fire in the grate. and beside this lire ; in an old arm chafe, eat a female, whom no one would pass wf lout a second look— Shr was a woman' if commlielin g presencP. Ifer form was tali, and most oi, have been IlnelY rounded heat now It was worn thin, almost to akelef4n m”agrem.sq Iler features were nobly chill/011rib and might once have been grandly bealitifill, but now they were sunken and emendated as those of death: Under tier broad 'and prominent forehead, and heavy dark eydbmws, shone a pair of large dark gray eyes, that burned fiercely with the fires of fever or of frenzy. iler jet bl.ck hair, slightly streaked with river, was half covered with a red hemlker chief, tied beneath her chin, iteel partly fallell in elf locks down one side of her tape ,A 1 rusty black gown completed:her dress As the door opened. afbnlftink nose. Ahe turned quickly in her chair } hing her eyes with a look of fierce inquiry upon 'the in truder. " How are yot *now, mother dear ? I hope you reel in better spirits?" Usid Rose, lay ing oft her bonnet, and coning to the wo man's side. " Better. Where hare yoi.i been ? I hare wanted you." " I have been—taking a walk through the woods dear mother : and wee, here nru some Kill stra•rhernea I picked for you on my rou eatlhew:l" said Rose, offering her little basket. " No : I went none of tb m N' e.r, little for ine." " Mother, don't say that You do felt know how much I love yon; { ' " flush, girl, you hive I e cause -oh "' And the woman "wident truck her band eiwn- two breast, and seemed convulsed by seine grin t agony. Iler features worked-4%144141yr frame shuddered. • Muth.. r' mother! what is the niattti( exclaimed Rose, throwing her arms around the woman in 'r , at skim • !t is • as, rd th , n man. to •it IMMIS •, I. , i .•u It iv grin. " (Ili, moth• r, will it return 1 I',•Hail s ' I "I toe run fur a ortglibor or n ,lortor •' Nay, 'pia wa..t rim, somewhere t bie To morrow•, 1.R111 . 1 now Lady El lierulge of Swtnl.arne,Wl With Albert Hastmga of Ilnaitimw 11411, it in no, la it not ?" Sorely, ili•ir mother the village 14 fell of the wedding. arid talks of nothing else The village children have been employed all day in bearing flowers to decorate the castle church and to strew in the path of the bride as she comes - they love her so well." "Ye s'he is a high and m ighty lady -yet, sweet and gracious u becomes one so ex alted. Come hither, girl, kneel down before me,JlO that I may take your face /c. my hands !" sail the woman, growing more strange in her talk Rose obeyed, and her mother, bowing her own stern, dark face, shut that of the girl between tier hands, and gazed upon it wistfully, critically murmuring— '.Fair face, delicate features, cotnplezion pure, as the u.hide of a conch-hi:mil, white, and flushed with red ; hair like tine yellow silk, and eyes blue and clear as those of in• fancy ; hands small and elegant I have not let poverty kpoil your beauty, have I my child I" " No, dear mother, you have let kindness more likely spoil me," said Rose, in simple wonder at her words. I have not, lot your person grow course with hard work, have I dear I" No ? asio e.:...neilarithatandidg,-/—aught to have worked with you.and for you." " Your halide have never been . roughened by helping me in the laundry 1" •• No, mother, though they might to have been " " Nor have your sweet eyes been Broiled by needle work r " No, good mother ; I have been en use lisp as a fine lady, to my shame." " And I have worked hard to nave you • from work, and pay for your selxi 4 oling,have Lott" " Dear mother, you have. You have been the best mother, and only too good to me. But I will try to repay you." " Think of all that to-morrow, child I awl when . all the country around shudders at my crime, when all the people call down impre canons upon my name, do not you curse one who has nourished you at her bosom, when that bosom is cold in death," said the wo man solemnly. Oh ! she is mad ! mad l" exclaimed Rose in dismay. at hearing these words ; thpn lowering her voice, she said, " Mother ! mother try to collect !. It I, your poor diughter Rose that kneels before you. Do rou not know me 7" " Ay, I *now you wen, ana I know what I may," repeated the woman solemnly. '• Mother, oh ! why do you talk so wildly? It is very dreadful ! But yon are not well ! —Tet ioo go for some one." enlist go lo the rastlie this afternoon," said the ikons's, In the seine lone of deep gravity To the castle' I, mother exolsismil 'Lige, in surprine Yes, yoil must go to the castle and, when you get there, liOc to see her viho culls herself Lady Etheridge,' " The baroness ! Dcar mother, ;shy does yarn thoughts se run upon the • baroness t W tIY she td us 7 Resides, is it likely tl a , she will see me, a poor girl, a' pFifect Ntranger, this day of all others, when she ht” . 3 no one I" " Hush, Rose ' and for once 01,4 one horn you hare so long looked upon as } , citti• inother. It will ho the last tune I wilt ask you to do so. Demand to be adinitad to the presenes of the baroness. „i9ti - y that you have come upon a tnatter e of life and death. that nearly conperns,-her ladyship ; insist arol.she will no Lure to refuse you. When oupidid before Lady Etheridge, say that her ,el.l nurse, Magdalene Elmer.—" " tier nu rse, mother ! You Lady Ether. ulges nurse' I never knew that before," interrupted Bose, in surprise .• There are ni my things that you nevi r kii.ttv. my child. But attend ! Say to the baroness that Magdalene Elmer is dying Dying' mfither, do not say so' it is very cruel' You are not sick --)ou are sitting tip' You aro not old either, hut have runny year.; of tiro to come." " Uhild, hear my words, but do not judge thorn' Siff to Lady Etheridge that Magda• lent Elmer her dying nurse prays—nay de• man's to gee her this night. Tell her that have a ferlfCl.l.n la make that she mail hear lo ireht ni never Conjure her by all that she hold•' dear on earth ! by all her hopes of Hear en ' by all her fears of hell'. to tome to me tomight ! Tell her r • f she would inapt the hear restcurse tlra Peer dantesed a u•oman'i life, to come to me to night !to come to me at once' There, get on your bonnet, and go." The above is all ol this story that mill be published in our column. The continua tion of it firm where it, leaves, hare can be (mind only in the New York Ledger, the yr, faimly paper, which is for sale at all the stoma throuphout the city or country, abets pliers arc soh! Remember to ro-k far the New York Ledger of May 26, and in it you will find the continuation of the story , rom Whene it leaves ()Where I ' I ~, Iger is mailed to subscribers at S 2 e.r or two copies for $ Address your heir N to Robert Bonner, publisher. Paik Itow New York It le the bandsorn^st rani paper in the ernintry, elegantly illustrat ed and ellarnrte rued by a high moral tone runty of Character Over the twenty of the plum and the aprt• cti ii grows a bloom and beadty inore evposite than the fruit itself -a soft, delicate thud' that overspreads its blushing cheek Now, if you qtrike your hand over that, and it is once gone. it• is gone forever ; for it nev er knows but once The flower that hangs in the morning, impearled with dew —array• ed as ➢o queenlay woman ever was arrayed with jewels, once shake it so that the beads roll off. and you may sprinkle water over it as you please, yet it can never ,he made again what it was when the dew fell silently upon it from heaven ! On a frosty morning you may see the panes of glass covered with landscapes -mountains, lakes and trees blen ded in a beaulifol, fantastic picture. Now, lay your hand upon the glass, and by the scratch of poi finger, or by the warmth of your palm, all the defecate treacery will be obliterated. So there is in youth a beauty and purity of character, which, when once touched and defiled, can never be restored— a fringe more delicate than frost wort., and which, when torn and broken, will-never be re-embroidered. A man who has soiled and spotted his garments in youth ; though he may seek to make white again, can never wholly do it: etten were he to wash them with his tears. When a young man leaves his father's house, with a 'blessing of a i he once loose that early purity of character, it is a lose that he can never make whole again• Such is the ronaequence of crime.— Its Mean cannot be eradicated ; it can only be forgiven. eturrtotte Max.—Some men use words as riflemen do bullets. They say little. The few words used go right to the mark. They let 3 , 0 u, talk and elide with their eyes and face, on and on, till what you say can be an swered in a word or two, and then they I lance out a sentence, pierce the matter to the quick, ■nd are done. You never know 'where you stand with them. Your coons , ration falls into their mind as rivers fall Into deep chasms and are lost to sight by its depth and darkness. Anjndian being salted what "he did for a living, replied— ' "0, me preach." "Preach !" said a bystander ; "do you pt paid for it 1" "Sometimes me git a abillin', sometimes two shillin'e." "Mid isn't that mighty poor payJ" "0 yea, but then it 'g mighty poor retail- in'." lad, fan anli gauq ([7ltising witb the birds Getting "high" on lark. fr,7•A man recently knocked down an id, o was an austione,r • rty- If 112 pounds nuke a liund.-rd weight how many will make your wife we it. Truth is born with us ; and we m do violence to nature, to shake of floyfaia QJ 1 . he boy who lost his Wince nu the roof, ronod it on the grorn e t , l shortly after, ward k. • U 1.?" 1 am got:fond of catnip," as the lit- GI girl 310 trhen pussy hit a pitta off Of her nose-. Pr,' There is no arena in which vani , y displays itself under such a variety of forms as in coil crsutrou. fri" Thu confidence of nobility of birth bits rendered men ignoble, as the opinion of wealth makes some poor. ri - Paterrial --If Virginia is the mother of Presidents, then Pennsylvania must be the falter, for it is universally known as Pa. l'he “Orst" business of Lynn is the manufacture of shoes, -That, however, is intimately connected with the •last•' boat• =I G:77 " I '•Ay Pat, what are 3nu about an eepuig out that room 1 " !sawn ed Pat, • •1 am sweeping the 'in, and leaving the room _C - 7/ IL as one swung the pious and valua ble wailful aacnbed to Francis de Sales.— "A judicious silence is always better than truth drioken without charity- Immodest, very—We lee told, by an adverriqement, that there nightly appears at Dan Rice's a .•hate lAA rider. ' Ile ought to hide or be arrested for thus ex posing his person." Miss Jane Lemon married Mr Lb , - nezer Sweet ' II,e• happil) aztreunis do sow, to Jana and Ebenezer She's an. no longer 1 fIVIVI And she's a /sada s serer Youth." said an Irishmen. w ho could not got into his oabio st BallTngsrry, his wile•hmine turned this key opnebile, "Leith it'. mob, If that's regularly locked in." "In." said hts eninpirtion, ' l in where 7 ' tt he in the street " Chine.c Merchant In San Francis-0 tersely gave his American friend his ideas on the Japenese Embassy's reception in this country as follows ''Japenese great men now- Americans want more treaty—by'n by treaty be signed, Japentse like any body— hive Chi-ese--just Ilk. dam nigger." ISThere did yon get that hat hrry " Sorrowed it." " Ittnroweti it T" “Ya a a n—borrowed it of & feller that was aleepiu' in the park Pete Nip-7s borrowed his coat 8.11 CalTany his hoots I borrowed his hat. Do you think I'd steal ? No, I'd scorn the action.” 11 - 7. Raßaornpierre, the French Ambae,a• dor to Spain. wee relating to Henry IV, the particulars of his entry into Madrid '• I was mounted.' he said "on the Rmall,at mule in the world " "Ah !" exclaimed the king. "what an amusing sight' An ems up on a mule." "Very good sir," retorted Has somplerre, ' I was your majesty's represen tat ire." fri John Smith in a Theatre- -A wag call ed aloud in a pit of the Drury Lane Theatre: .•Mr Smith your house is on tire " - where upon a hundred and twenty five Smiths arose ; and when he continued, It is Mr John Smith's house," ten sat down—leaving a preponderance of a hundred and fifteen Johns in net amount of one hundred and twenty-five Smiths. Q :7 - An old darkey was endeavoring to cx. plain his unfortunate condition. "You see,' ' reatarGd Sambo, -it was in this way, as far as I 'member. Fast my fader died, and den married again end den my madder died, and my fader married again; and some how, I doesn't stem to have no parents at all, nor no home nor nufffin." 71:7 7 '1 1 4 — i7 ; robserved • young urchin Of tender years, to his - "fond parent," "doevi the Lord know everything T" "Yes, my son," replied the bowlful sire 'but why do you ask. that question 1" ..."° "Because our presycher, when he prep',is so long telling him everything. I thought h wasn't posted." The "parent' reflected. In' Yankee Dew Drops.—" Why, uncle Deslittle, fiow dew' you dew ! Dew come and rest a little while, dew ; how does aunt Hannah dew, and how is she dewing now 1 and dew tell us about the news. Come, dew set up to the table and dew as we dew ; dew lElp yourself, and dew talk some ; sad dew not make me dew all the talking. Now dew say somethaig (Lew." 1:17•An Irishman, tasselling ea one of the railroads tie other day, got but of. the oars fdr refreshments at a was static*, and un• fortunatabfr the bell rang and the train Was off befbrepe had finished his pis and 400110 0 . " Uoald on !" Pat. as he nutlike a awl num after the airs. bosid sal renteW. diming add. din* bYtincirYiNe 41 64 . 11 ,10' mow ,aboard that.ia We ... TIMIS : $1 .50tx aDVAKON• VOLUME 6—NUMBERid Growing Old. if one has a young heirt to big left breast pocket, and every thing Inargone right with him. ever since he can,reinember, and height in his arm chajp(lie may fancy himself young—ludo:requite young—in fact, a in liot-it will not do ; he is old in spite of his..fresit. and his are' ;hair, and Ina fan• It. is a painful process, that of beginning to find out what the world has known over An long—that onejl glowing old. flow It * shocks him goitie day, is he is walking in his garden,, to "hear the gardener talk to the cook about the old man, - and the old man nobody in life tut his adolescent self Old man' And he steps as spry as a cat, and discharges tho unfortunate girdener, and is too much io paiston to gore him a ober- scter, Then, rgaln, the grasshopp••r is a bur den," for little things trooldo him. 24 they never did years ago but he thinks things have gnt their growth since these old times, But this don't quite satisfy loimi and 1211242 civet it, end wonders why hit sho,low exttnds so far io the eastward. Smite day he meets a stranger in .the atreet4hirN hooted like a trooper, and bear ded like a pard he looks hi:n "square" in the eye Ile in glad to she hire : tr.:Aldan' if he don't remenihel. bun . declares that he is Mlle Bill Stokes that wan, that he made bacsw node histles for when he kept in the olered school-house at Borg's Corners ; and there he is right before him man to bum There is no use denying :he cannot prove an alibi, and he Mtn into a brown study while he thinks of it. Then, again there's something the matter with his hack hut ho elven} o calla it • Wick when all the day tt is the river Time that is playing the mischief. !le kiyives that it will not do for him to sit near an open window as he pried to do. but it has lately been a favorite idea with him that the summers grow lyiefer and the winters colder And what unik they make tiose with the baking: such crust,; of granite to them. Not truth as did hair old mother bring out from the old oven on the long handled shovel, on those long Saturdays, when he fancied ginger bread the (tidy fare of the angels. By-and by he begins to experienoe some dificulty in reading his SW siewspaper- - aomething with en T. or an XI vol in the corner of it. that he never reinembers that be has taken since it was Iw 114 'll and an but th , n :o; thargrs it upon the typo.•and prononuces an anathema upon nonpareil and minion when it it nothing but brinks.. Ho (minden too. thtt the girls hare clung ed. when the change in nearer home for the man is growing old -and these seen* ensideei aro wond tine 'ha while if he ever had • ■weeth• nrt, rr 11t1 possibly at any time her( I, e r n t Dung eno gh to love. Su tins psn.h.l rrocesn of disooyery pre gregm.s Until n pre over. he keeps the stud arm chair. end the old clock dial grows dim, end the ..!d elorli bell sounds a great way oft. and he d 0..., in the open door, and lots• to look at the ottilng sun, and shares tie children's toys and talks himself to slaty —.- It to a summer evening ; yellow light falls upon the threshold and along the door, and invests the old man's form with an old glory. Ile L;its in the dwellior, of son's son; his bead reclines upon his breast. Light steps steal softly around hum. but he beers them not A set of littletngers are playing with hie thin, white hair, but he does not heed it Two generations call to hint; the second Is strong and manly ; it is father they utter : third 1,9 child like and gentle ; it is "grand father" they 3,y, hut he returns no answer to either. " The NMI has set," somebody says, "the elool. has just run down." cries another; •'the old men is asleep." whispers a third : and sure enough he is, for the old man ie dead A Yankee from Minna Being at Buena Vista the night before the battle. and some what oubtful of the result, went out of hearing, as he supposed, and made the fok- lowing prayer : ••0 Lord, herb we are• about four thousand of us. and twenty tbousauti Maximus enough to swallow us without grouing.— Now if you can help us. do it—and if you catrii ielrieri sake doe tlerp CBS Aim clam—end just hold on until to morrow, and you'll see the geul &rudest fight you ever saw in your life. Yours, respectfully, amen." A FOND r,a Ilims•si.—The New admirers of Heenan, the Benicia Boy, are busily enged is raising Money for him. A testimoni►lfund of fronss2s.oo6 to 11110,000 is to be raised for him by subscription, end al ready a good portion of it has • beft obtain" ed. When lien= arrivae r it is expected that he will be a'greater Ilea thee Jowly Lind, Bill Poole, or the Japanese Bsolmeas dors. There will be a grind remption, and if the Nei, York Authorities airessasieteet. they Milt gift the hero of the Prism Ring the nee of the Goternor's Room In the Oliy Hall .for linse r . "A ma sooterod to tO tiavi yr" etched bio "117 disc tisAys. Mwpr tlloo, elides* to Word Wog r' . " 114 .7 b e. • dliwA itjost optsiolibeeliatja'