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J. S. BARNU ART. f .
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p:sisfat; •
S.'. SEELY &
Terms of rifblioation
;IMAM :lel ote if paid within threemontht
I,dlfitdirty six menthe, and 8,1 1 15 9 if mot Pala
within the year. These terms will be rigidly ad
hered to.
ADVBRVBEMUSTS ittld tkl1h1•11. Notleee invert
ed at the W
JOBaal rank. P
SIN aui4 D
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etbri deaorintion of
11XECIVTED in b beiteit manner, at the lottbilt
priml, and with the tamed deepiteh. noting
lipurebened a barge taillaction of type, we ate pro
pared to satiknr the Orders of our Mena
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II JeALLISTII6, ,JAIIMI A TIRAVUR
SIVALLNITEBT ac *RAVED,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
Rl,Lucropurs, rerri'A
WILLIAIN U. UIkAIIR,
ATTORNEY AT LAI
li6Li.t.roll7ll, PA
1430 e in the Arontle, actond Nor
ors ii'ED / 1 111PAIIKII lio CNC,'
TI11111) srnrer .
W 1 Lii AMSPt fit 4'EN N .
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ATTVItNIsI AT LAW
11111.1.11SIV , TR,
nni ,• • en tbo llumrnnll. one dm , r ni . nt the
L. J. (RANI,
Al TORN El AT LA W AND 1:1011 E.rl ATP,
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Nov 23, 1F32 if
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PlIYSICIA!1 A :41 1 101E1)N,
Ifimpreseor to Dr. IVat 11 Maim, rerperillilly ten
ibist Lb proresslonel tr thec'lttren. Of
POTTER ti MILL'S Rod vielolly Unite Itt;the
tl taw {feriae
PRAI'rIcAL SCR VEN 1;11
oak itAf.f, X?? t,•, Pr• • '1
\VIII attend to stlreqteg Grin., roefil, A.! 111
epplmalmmisildremed to Butileiburg I' (.1
, will re-
Wire prompt etelll FelJ 10 59 610
11 WILLIAM r IL/0t
LIMN' & N 11.11101 , 11
ATTIMIN MY'S AT LAW'
°Mee on Allegany street, 10 th. 'for.
merly occupies' 63 , flumes, BloAllister, lisle A Cu
Hankers '
August 10.35-Iyear
IM3I3ZEI
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ATTORNEY AT LAW
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1% ill tOtnll , l to nil ntOtoohni ;nal b Whit. nntruded
to hIS earn Puroculer $lllOl 111 paid t.,
t tuna, AC Office in Inkond n.tur, ,1111
C•bi V n 11 Wail'
January Id sV.if
ArfORNEY I.
IsKl.l.l.roN rtN. , /,‘ ,
%% 111 LonLino° the Froctitie of
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In. liy 111111 111111 will 11111,..1
*pi:LT :lid faithfull) to en hu-oo'inc tro•ted
Pee, 2:1, 12514 ly
mairnArvis,
ATIMITNEY AT LAW,
lIICIA.KIIINTK, I'l
Profesistonal business will renews prompt, litten
uou Collections wade in Centre. Clinton and
Clearllold counties
Mike oh Alleghett ztrent in the building for
teerly occupied by I,tnit
frellrf.ttiu, J (1110 11),
J. D. WINUA'IIi,
ILL:tiII)PMT DE:crihr
Odes and reAidnoen oh thn Mnrth font Corner
of th• Lrauwud, Deaf the Court Hoge
Lut , Wal be found nt 11111,111, .•x , •••1•t t•rn e.. , ek •
iu *deb month, eominenoing on the 11, , A0. Atomlny of
the tuonll4,w hen 11 sill hu owe Milos profemeuttl
ddtiee
11 . Li. Et^ ,
PIIYSIOIAN A sunup:nil,
CligifTUN , PA,
When nu Clio office ) NV ill sttead to
ti eel's an hcr,1„r,,.., anti req.cctfolly
direr. his service, to hi. friend! sod the public
Out, 2S-%iel-lf.
DR. J. It. '3IIEI'4:IA ELL,
I'III6ICIAN d bUItUEON,-
•11.11.1.SPONTII, CMlTllltro VA
1 4 / 1 11 spend to professional oath ut herotofore. end
tespeotrully otrers Ms services to Me frtoenle And
the pubile. Ottlde nest duds to his residence on
erring street Ott 28.614-tf
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• ADAM AMY,
AT.TOEWitY AT LAW,
snumnrourts, Pans 's
Will attend promptly to all legal business intrusted
to bins. Elpcoral attention will be given to. the
Orphans' Court Pruden and &livening Ills office
la with the lion. James T. Hale, where he oats
esrlyst`be consulted in the , English and Uttallio
B. er IMMO,. II 1 II'ALLISTUR. I r. B ALI
G. 0011111.
1111SPOIRT MANX,
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HUMS, MoALLISTER, HALE Ac 00.
ssid.orosts, co,, PA.
napoidti fluid Tod—Bills of *chump and Notes
plauantod—lnterest Pald on Sputa Deposita—
Oollootiona Made, and Noose& Bandtted Prompt
ly
—Baohango on the But oonatantlY on hand
Juno llnd, 1869.
J. *. worm,
ATTONNEY AND 001:INEINLIOR AT LAW.
.Armors, Pima's.
Will practise file profession In the several 'Courts
of Oeustre County, All btudnees latrtuatod to hira
toil be faithfully attended to Particular attention
paid to oollootioaa, and all loonies promptly m•
twitted, Oen be ooturalted In the German U well
M to Um Ihmlish !encamp.
Clamp enfilo et., f ormerly °templed by Judge
Surasids D. O. Beal, Esq.
'RAMMING IROVINII,
-OF -
• Wit: 1. ENYNOLDS k CO.,
. sawinconrre, OINTRIII 00., PA.
Hills ormplluset• led , Mites Cemented. Col-
Nations made and prooeedi promptly remitted
interest paid on epode depoilts Ilxohange In the
Worn elties senstantly on listinjar salon :Depos
ita reeelvea
I T*, 111$9:
IP. JP. 0 nsuri,
DRUGGIST.
antsfioara, sts.
ICsoudessa LID Ill'fill DILLS* tit
Milalisines, Perfumery, Paints, OW, Var.
Gyst-GtMES, TedMl Soap, Brush.., Nair asid
Mhos, ranee sad Toilet Articles, Tnmaol3l
inaMtbior Broom Garden Streds.
no ors will And tartan* oomploto sad (mai,
so all sold at moderato piles..
Frifirems and Phystelane om the ‘oou - nt , y
are n dto onamino my stook
Stied Patty.
tWfitton for thuNotth Alabakna Times )
Tck Mn. --- • -1—
CEES=II
love to Width filer eiery step,
ker motion all of gram ;
And note the ponnlve mile that plays
Abdut her gentle f.too :
For that swe'et faro doth evidenee
A heart all pure and fair,
And wordly evil, grifis.or_bato,•_
Hove no libldinLthero
And oft I soh, '•oispne so good,
bto pure and trite withtu,
know aught of grief or mieory,
Of sorrow or of sin r ,
I wourterX 41). ever weeps,
Or heaves regretful sighs ,
If tears, adorn her hoautoournhookm,
Flow from thodear dark eyes
who shall may how many taarr
From Ilone dark eyes nro shed ,
Or who khall tell how many fears
That gently heart limb bled
1: ahem:nun. by far too good
'1 a feel gnu(' a ertinl dart ,
tirrd otratA the • 'd arroW may
Neer resell her gentle heart
I . vrould that ..1 , 16h cr net 01 wind,
Cuuld tart her every pain,
rut thou rich blee•mge in het path,
hhuuld drug like summer ruin ,
•
And all throughout hor lite, a stream
of tryndrnligjny ehnuld flow,
A nil murmur e•.nge nt hnl'ptnee•,
To let her toll aglow
h Ilie Ofla trio.
Shall fieti bet to but breast,
Whore wenry herd shall ever end
her buroon for its rest ,
Nor ktndnen meekness, get:looomi.
Within that bosom reign ;
Iler truth, her purity and Love,
Are halm fur over; pain
bleen her in the entning yearn,
0, cheer the young wife's way '
%ipe frail hot eyes all bitter leers,
Drire enrrow's cloud ewe)
And when the look] that now an dark
Ara ellbered o er irtlb gray,
U way ebe, Ilk• the fearless lark,
guar up to meet the nor.
n•n At
Eiscrilantont.
The Widow and her Lover
I
A w Jaw who carried hor practice Of all
the dthcate minor arts and luturieS of I
to an CaeCSR. which 80M01.11n1J3 raFeil •
stnitt among her ILVVl.lllltalle , l, was en•
grtgoil to be married to a yowq geoiletnati
or grent estate.l,l"lpiltitle , 24ll% flgTee•
al& eon% crsation , and a ri•do , i ,pin ar-
Llr wl di11111; day dn.% it
happt llld that one !••iiiiidAy night 'Ole wag
Spell , llllg, the or, Ding at an intimate filend'a
house w all a nariew faintly code, when it
Has profited they ;thouldAo to the rtiaqked
tiallAt the firm. tre betrothed widow
refused to go, but she was prehged
so larn
estly and nn so many dilleront points, Ole
kit into tile Sall-111e.
Among the coimemy (if indeed the ki of
of :sitislolk in the drawing room could be
ct.tttpattt) wits a cousin of the widow:
he was no longer young. hut he reckused
that his talents would hide his years, and
induce his cousin to take him in preference
4001Ylkuning fellow. When tie fohnd him
self deecltKil, lie became the bitter enemy
of Ina fortunate rival, and with the thalici•
ous insincerity of his nature. determined to
damage him Willi the widow, R11.i.,1f 1 , 0011-
iile, miscarry the 1111111 lege. lie was the
most jealous advocate of the proposed frealc,-
and had taken the precaution to hire a box
in the best possible placa,._and to slip his
most powerful opera glass into his pocket.
After, they had become in some degree
accustomed to the ball room, and it (Weill
take some time to overcome the dizziness
felt as one gazes on the vast throng of live
or six thousand people, in great variety of
costumei whirling in intricate mazes, a sight
that affects the WA as the first glimpse
of a cotton mill's friterior ; I say, after
they bad become in some degree accus
tomed to the burly-burly, the wily cou
sin asked the widow, "What would you say
if you were to most Monsieur—, (naming
her betrothed husband) hero 3"
"There is no danger of that. He detests
such vulgar places. He would not come
hare fir the world." , •
By.and-by ho pointed out to her a group
of dancers of both sexes, who were obruipie
nous even in that immense, disorderly crowd,
by the insolent Vulgarity of their attire and
their Cynical boisterousness ; and he said :
"Look there ! 'Either Ulan very much mis
taken, or that young man dressed as Robert
Macakre is Monsieur— ; certainly they
are strangely alike."
"Have yeti any irude against My poof
young friend 7 For I really believe you
would half persuade me be Is here in that
mob. - Yaillig.map of the most refined
taste, in thlit.molley mieembly 7 Go too ! I
know him better than you do."
The perfidious cousin made no reply, but
quitted the box and glided toward the un
suspecting victim, for it was the betrothed
husband bidding noisily farewell to hie
bachelor life`" The cousin tapped him on
the shoulder ho turned and exclaimed :
"What I.you here 7"
' , Egad ! yes. I come here every now
Mid then. lam delighted to nee you, for I
have aomething to nay to you."
"Not hero, t hope, my dear fellow. Buyi•
new at a masked ball I That is a little too
unseasonable! I am here to dance, and
not to diem's."
"But I will only take you ten minutes.—
Come, let ua go out of thin erowd.4
lie took the young man's arin, and earried
him into the lobby and up stairs unlit they
reached him box, which he
_opened. filon 7
sieur---was before his betrothed, who
looked at him as i! she doubted the evidence
of her oyes , and when she saw that there
could be no q'teotlon of the truth, she
screamed as she recognized ban —him the
elegant, well-dressed, chartning, aristbcratie
young man, attired in tHo hideous costume
of Robert Macaw°, covered With tags, h,e
erovrnless hat cocked on the call his lace
Smeared with red and black paint, which
were !Ade horrtble,by the furrovrs ploughed
In them by thick drops of perspiration, •
poultice On the eye, his hair disheveled, his
countenance heated by the mad dance, and
thwumilitlatAtiairtity of champaguo he had
drank to nerve himself for the part he play
td- 'Twee horrible 1 He however, did not
tee the Impression he had made, and ad
vanced, laughing, towards his betrothed,
who rose and fled from him. saying :
" Don't come near.ine You frighten
hoe "' She ran out of the hurt, followed by
the other permeum. Ile, the betrothed:roar
ed with la,.yliter, and returned to the ball,
And tholight no more about it. The next
day. however, when he became sober, he bit.
tr rly regretted ilk folly, although lie hoped
it would be paidotied him, as his lady-love
linew too imieh of the world to expect any
man perfect. Ile called on her to crave for.
giveness in an Mlo4lllleilt It pooch. Ile found
she had quitted Pans and made a secret of
her rural remidence, constantly refusing to
!we or hear from lulu. A dear price he paid
fur the whim of wearing Robert Nbicaires
attire for it lost hint A:Alarming wife and
nn Intnivi)se fit Use.
The Approach. of Death
The ertselt. on " Death," in the New Cy
clopedia has the following :
As life approaches extinction. insensi
bility supervenes —a numbness and disposit
tson to repose, 'ohm!' does not 'Ault of the
idea of suffering Even in those cases whero
the activity of c timid remains to the last,
and • here nervoissiensilillity would seem to
continue, it is snrprising how oftt.h there has
been observed a state of Hippy feeling on the
its p-oii•h of if I hod sttength
enough to hold a pen, I would write how
eat). nod .1. lighifid it to to die." w ore the
lest ,c..t (I- of the ei !enttled Win !hinter
Montaigne, 'none
f hii s an accident which
left. Min leis% that ho was taken up
for dead in being restored, however, he
says " Methought my life only hung upon
my lips ; and I stint my eyes to help thrust
; it out, end took a pleasure in languishing
and letting myself go "
A s% titer in the Quarterly Review records
} that n gt nth man who had been rescued front
drowning declared that he had not experi
enced the slightest feeling of sutlocation.—
, The stream was transparent, the day bril
liant, and as he stood upright he could see
the sun shining through the wafer, with a
dreamy consciousness that his eyes were
Shout to be closed tin It Wrier. Yet he
heithet feared his fate nor wished to avert
it. A sleepy sensation, which soothed and
gratlfied him: made • luxurious bed of I
watery grave.•'
taixo fist Cito.namx. —The , nee% Robert
Hall had so great an aversion to every spe
cies of falsehood and evasion that he 801110.
toilet expressed himself very strongly on
the subject. The following is an instance
stated w his life by Ur Gregory : Once,
while at the house of • friend, a lady, *h3
was there on a visit, retired, that her girl of
four years old might ga to bed. She retutn
ed in about half an hour, and said to a lady
near her, " She is gone to sleep ; I put on
my night cap and laid down by her, and she
soon dropt off." Mr. Hall, who overheard
this, said, " Mudge me, madam, br t do you
Wish your child to grow up a liar. " Oh,
dear, no, I should be stocked at such a
thing." " Then bear with me while I say,
you must never act • he before her ; chil•
dren are very quick observers, and soon learn
that that which assumes to be and is Rot, is
a Ho, whether acted or spdken." This was
tittered with I kindness that precluded of
fence. yet with a litiClallaela that could net
be forgotten.
"Waxes that I" asked Mrs. Partington,
looking upit the eolu)qm on . the Place Ven-
dome, during her late visit to Paris. "The
pillar.of Napoleon," was the answer,
"Well, I never did," she ezedisiimed, "and
that's his pillow !He was a great man to
use that ; but it's more like a bolster. And
it's wide of iron, Ido believe. Ah ! Isaac,
see what it to be gre♦t. How hard his
bead must have rested on that ironical
pillow."
An imaginative gentleman, speaking
of the extreme heat of New Orleans,. stated
that be saw a negro helping to discharge a
-.reseal loaded with pig I.e, but before be
could carry it on land, the lead melted and
ran all over him, co that he had to be dug
cur with a cold °hike!!
Gen. Houston sad the Ladies.
lino extract the.following goragraph, ali
dressed to the ladies, from tise , late epeegh
of Gan. Hoorrrow, of Al'exas. It is the tntst
beautiful tribute to woman that ever 11
from the lips of a politician :
THE LADIES —OOD 111.151111011. , -.. Ladies I
know that politics ere alwa74 itninfereet g
to you, yet I believe you hays lo the ge
'al result en abiding Interest. It is alw
a gratification tb Ins to behOltil my fair co n
try woman In assektbleges like these, I
s gultrentee that their husbendS Ind fath a
and brothers Ire men of ihtelligence d
rednentent, who appreciate their 0140 tat •
pacitiev, and desire their tountenance In
then. undertakings. Your presenpe • r•
circa a calming influence upon those an. g
vinisms, whibh are too often engendered in
the heat of pollticl contests. All ,rtie de
sire your approving smile, and the fore
all are encouraged by your preaenc. I
know that in the diredt adininistraugh of
phlitical stairs you ha'o noaharo ; bul, yet,
reigning as you do, supreme in the realm
of love, ,ydur influence often p9otrols flurdes- -
tiny of nations.
. -.omasa. love ie t illke whiph
rouses man to action'. as he
plaip„the atratogoticcdm b ens ire
to ensure victory, looks forward to a rococo•
pease clearer than the loured, upon his bron ,
the soldier, as he trudges along on the wear,
march, or mingles in the giimesur the battle
flcld eveh with death atottbd him, forgetS
awhile the carnage, and tints his thoughts
to the fond gill u left Wind him ; the
thinner, tempest ed, detVen by the rude
waves, sings merit aloft asOie thinks of the
little cottage by the shore i , wheto his wifb
and dear ones await him ; the statesman,
as he'devises amid deep .4 painful thought
plans of government whicliare to tell upon
his own anti his country's lame, never loses
sight of the joys which "Wait him when
cabinet councils are over and he enters the
pot tale of home ; the senthiel, as ho palms
his weary watch,loyes the moonlight tramp,
that he may look beneath Its rays at the
(tear moinento of a mother's or a sitnet's
love.
Oret men. in all his relatiinships, the in
fluence of woman bangs like a charm. Dee
' pries us of yzeir influsdEs, ishieh diva*
and Atiniulates ue to nab deeds, and we
become worse than barbarians. Let it ho
ours, and we brave the cannon's month or
face danger in ten thousand forms. You
stimulate all that is good. You check in us
ignoble purposes. You bare also an Impart.
alit influence upon poste) ty. The early int
preshionr which the child receives from you
alt hies all the ti :Awn of later days
Sage; may i rmson, and philoodphers may
leach, but the rowe which we heard in
fancy will ever come to our cars, bearing a
mother's words and a mother's counsels--
Conlin on to into your children virtut
sod patriotism. Imbue them with proper
veneration for the fathers of liberty. lAarn
them to love their country, and to labor fot
its good, as the great end of their ambition.
Bid them proudly maintain Our institutions.
Point them to the deeds of theft ancestors
Make these theit eschtch;on, awl bid them
hand it down to their children as free from
stain as it came to them. Po this, ladies,
and your influenCe will not be lost in the fu
ture. In the Uloguage of the coat it Will
Still be said
Nathan lately to the sight,
As gentle u the dews of °Yen,
As bright SI moraine' earliest light,
And 'pollee:I al the 'snows of Heaven
Raohel's Tomth
crooks' (Senior) last letter to the NeW
York Express contains the following :
"Upon my return to Ilethlehem, I rode
by the tomb of Rachel, a small building with
a whitened dome, and having within a high
oblong monument, bunks( brick aria stuc
coed over. The spot it wild and solitary,
and not it tree spreads On shade where rests
the beautiful Mother a Israel: Christian,
iew, and Moslem, all ikiefithat this is just
the spot where Rachel was-buried, and all
unite in honoring it. The Turks are anx
ious that their ashen May real mar here,
add hence their " i have been strewn
under the tombs all arou nd the simple grave
of Rachel. The stele domestic virtues o(
the good wife have weq their love and admi
ration, as the tottlb or Absalom. near the
brcalit of Itedron, detesiotion ; upon the lat
ter they thro* a stone in mark their horror
of the disobediedt itOn, while around the fer
nier they wish when they die their bodies
may be interred.
"Nor is this wondstitil. ' The with, Worth
fourteen years of services* a sheperd, must
have been a with worth haiing, The whole
iihi of Rachel is indeed One of the Most
touching in. Ribiost history. The *est
sheperdess bas Ipft her mirk Upoo the mew'
cry of man, as well as the plane of • her
tomb. The tribute to her •is the tribute to
a good wife, and Infidel, $01v ! and (Ihristiam
all combine to pay it. TIM rut women of
the earth, the Esnobias tad Oleopatras haws
died, been buried, and their Yeti placeif,
burial been forgotten, but to this dry stands'
over the grave at Rachel, set the pillarla
°oh set up, but a modern monument in its
plat*, around which pilgrims from every
land , under. the sun gathfif in respect and
reverence for the faithful -wife' and good
mothir in Israel." . ,
"100 i 'fiestaiktr."
theie ire pracliees tolerated in feligiowt
congregations which Christlsm*, who are
jealous fur tha honor ot. there master's!
house, 8110111 d utter y condemn. Decorrmi
is the handmaid of devotional teeth*, ind
for this reason the house or God should
never be disturbed by the slightest approach
to irreverence. It is a part of my religion,
said a pioiisnld lady, when asked why she
went early to church, It is a part of my
religion not to interrupt the worshiper oth•
ere." 4nd we believe if many a congregation
marls it a part of their religion not to twist
their necks almost out of joint to witness
the entrance of every person who passes up
the aisle of the meeting-house, it w%nld be
better for both their necks and their relig
ion. A gross abuse of religiouii"decorum
sometimes needs harsh medicine as a reme.
dy.
We do not 'mow whetlier it wobld In prop
er for some of our good ministering brethren,
Who are sorely tned by the neck -tu isting
propensities of there congregatior, to use
ott adopted by Henry Ohaymi•lesiu, who was
bno time chaplin of eohgress ; lAA' we
gi*a it for their consideratien, of course to
adopt or reject. at they please. The 'Woe
dote is from the Pacific Methodist ;
Being worried, one afternoon, Hy 'die (twit
ing practice in his congterttion, Mr. Dean
stopped in his sernioti mid said :
"Now, you listen to tne,and tell ybu
trho the people are, es etch one dt them
eotties in."
Ile then went on With his disoouhve, until
a gentlethan entered, when he howiea oiit
like an usher, ' , Deacon A., who keeps a
'bop over the way," and then west on with
hie sermon.
Presently another Mari passed tip tilb
aisle, and he gave his name, residence and
tie r
occupation ;so he cons nod for some time.
At length some o e ntered the door who
was unknown Mr. Dean, when he
cried out, '•A little old man, with a drab coat
and an old white hat ; don't know him, look
for yourselves '' _ •
That congregation was cured.
Au Interesting marriage ceremony wu
performed in Illinois last week. The parties
were alajor Culbertson, the well-known
?muse true. wie , itatesea of tine American Fur
Company, and NatoVflata, daughter of the
Chief of the Blackfoot Indians. They were
married some fburteen years agel according
to the Indian ceremony, but being anxious
that the cerediony should be performed ac
cording to civilized rites, they were again
married a few days since by Father Scandan,
of St Joitvph Mu., according to the ritual of
the Romish Church. Mrs. Culbertson is
said to be a pei son of fine native talent, and
hee been at tunes a very successful media
tor between this Government and the nation
to which she belongs.
Rear , ❑iat DOWN. -" Aye, keep him
down - what business has a poor roan to at
tempt to rise—without a name—without
fkiends—without honorable blood in his
veins f We hate known him ever since he
was a boy—we knew his father before" him,
aid he was a mechanic—and what merit can
there be in the young stripling 7" Such is
the cry of the world, when a man of sterling
character attempts CC' break away from the
cords of poverty and ignorance, and rise td
I position of truth and honor. The Multi:
e.tclted by envy, cannot endure to be
outstripped by those who grew tip with them
or their children side by side, and hence
the opposition a man encounters it his na
tive place.
A Nov at Minis or RITURNINO ST(iLlikr
PROPIIIry. Patrick , the widow Maluny
tells me that you have stolen one of her dri
est pigs. Is that so ?" "Yes, yor honor !"
"What did You do with it 1" "Killed it and
ate it, yer honor." 'Oh, Patrick ! when
you aro brought fate to face with the, wid
ow and her pig, on the Judgment Day, what
account will you be Able to give of yourself
when the woman aeouses you of the theft f"
"Did re say the pig would bo there, yer
riverence 1 " "To be sure I did." "Well,
then, yer riverenoe, I'll say, Mrs. Malony,
bare's yer pig llou
A gay fellow, who bad taken lodgings at
a publio house, and got considerably in debt
absinted bboself, and took new , quarters.—
This to enraged the landlord, that he corn
toisdioned his wife to go and dun him, which
thEdebtor bating, heard of, declared pub
lio !labs gme, be would kiss her,
"'Will he," said the lady, " will be ?
thee me my bonnet, Molly ; I will see
whether any fellow has such Impudence
"My dear," said .the cooling husband,
" pray do not be too rash ! you do nut/
know what a man may do when he's In a
potion."
&IMO persons are always notlog signs, a
few of which we will interpret : To hear a
limith•watab, denotes there is a little tweet
Oar you. lk i rityring in your ear denotes
that you hare taken cold. To see strange
rights or hiar dismal souadsi is Coign there
is amething to cause them, of that your
hoodoo merlons system is disordered. To
have Mental dreams; is a sign that you ate
too much fbr sapper. To see an appariadon,
or to be bewitohed, is an incontestible eri•
deuce that you are either feierish, or lack
ing common-sense.
ITEMS.
n" A " Dr'o• 07, . nooroft.--o•nor•
ly a Quack.—PuncA.
,7=l" A very good 1.6} to intik° eye-rster
is to rim yOar nbao i singe si.lstr qi.lieuit. -
EP *by is a kiss like scandal ? Ans.
—llecatise it goes fron ;Out!' to month. t
G7 - “the moat poteht 14bor-saving
trig
chine la a large fortune loft by your aunt.
Nothing redden the nirrid no narrow
and eo little as the want or social inter-
El=
,133" Whil'et ahem keeps its witch, rir
tue ienotwholly extingulatied (Fore the heart
fjure.
[0 - When does a man ahave.with a :silver
raaor 1 When he cuts of his !heirs' with a
sinning ! t
[1:7" Betting Is immoral: but ho* can
the man wit , 'Jets be worse than ha who is
ho better
0[77 - " Nat• what are you leaning dyer that
ompt cask for 1" ^ I'm mourning for de
parted Apt its "
CC? The most economical titne to buy cr•
der la, when it Ly not Very tlear, for then it
will gottle for knit
lri" The contemplated National Horse
Show, in 'farad's!, Oontuniencut, this sea
son, hits beep given up.
fr.?' A neero twit* asked if hid Master
No, W, he'■ a
member of Congress !''
1:17" The celebrates leaning tower di' I'm
i■ 315 feet high, and has an inclination from
the perpendicular of 12 feel.
Why is a young lady like 4 bill of ex
chatige f Because she ought to lie 'Settled'
when the itrrlies at thatunty.
A baker hits invented a new kind of
>vit. tt makes bread so light that a
pelind cot it weighs only 'four ounces.
(0- Don't expect to he calla a good fel.
low a moment longer tliari you consent to do
precisely what other people wish you to do.
rir I hold it Iron, whate'oir Weil—
-1 feel It when I sorrow moat--
'Tie better to hive loved.an.l loot,
Than never to have loved at all
try- The estimated force of gunpowder
when exploded, is at least I 4,750 poutuk on
every square inch of surface which conJlnea
" I hasn't another word to say, trill'
—1 never dispute with tools." No, bus
bend, Inn are Tory sure lb ugrau with
thetn."
[rj - A punster et the point of death, be
ing advised to it a piece of pullet, declin
ed, saying, he feared It might 100 on his
Blomy:h."
11 - 7 . "-Whit is that U' •Aked a teacher of
a little girl, pointing to t rrteSerLX Why
that's papa's name; I've seen him write it
ever so often.
a 7 - 7. In the United Stale there are six
thousand brokers awl six thousand barbers,
but the renews does not tell which class does
the most sharing.
ff,y A classic editor girt, if the Naiads
Weiv conttantly bathing, he prestimes, from
their name, that the liryada were the ones
who biought thelbwels:
QT The arms of a pretty girl, wound
tightly around your neck, is said to be au is
fallaGle
remedy in case of sore throat. It
beats " yarb-tea' all hollow.
ry A Yankee, who has just comtilenced '
the study of Italian, *ants to know how it is,
if they have no "* " in that language, that
' thee chap spells wagon 7"
(1:7" Cottle here, toy dear, t tint to ask
you all about yolk sister. Now, tell me,
truly, has she gdt a beau I" .• No, it's the
jaunders ; tho &Ottr stye so."
AN nisrirrsets WILL.- -A farmer
Made his last will and testament in• words
lbw but significant :—" I have nothing, I
owe nothing, end I give the rest to the
poor)' .
fl? Mr. Pescator keeps a tavern.
,The
only bcjection visitors have to Pescaior is,
he is too clean. Before he cuts - ]aura piece
of steak, be always licks the knife. so as it
may not.taste of haul and " them eggs." '
117' We heard a good Methodist preach-
er once "go on", in this way As I Will
riding along once on one of those beautiful
Western proxies, with my
. dear old wife,
who hits since gone to heaven in a buggy." I
[l:7- Tom—" Don't you think some wor
sts would touch her; Uhartoy—a beautiful
pomp I" Uharley—" Oh, hang your wor
sts, Tom. It you want to enjoy life, drop
poetry and the gala altogether, and jme a
fire-company."
pi. Here is a little eplgratu which is as
neatly turned as a pretty girl's ankle :
"I um Mai kin gout amok; "'Tic true."
• • Oh, modesty !" ..'Twas alrioily koala;
He thought me asleep , at least I kidw,
He thought I thought he thought I slept."
113 - Id Austria no one can receive I li•
cane to marry unless ha, Is able to sub
scribe Ills name with his own band to the
certificate. A hard country for a man who
has no hands, should be wish to " splice."
CU- The grasshoppers in parts of Fir
gipia.aro acquiring the habit Of (thawing to
!Adm. It is said they have eaten tho grow.
leg tobacta Drop—the nasty things. By and
by they will be smoking cigars and drinking
rot-gut. , •
fr 7-4 Frenchman, soliciting pellet, said
see,' gravely to his fair hearers: " ?dela
soil., I never beg but Alit I have von wife
wid several small family, dat Is growing
vary large, and noising to make deir bread
put of hilt the perspiration of my oWit eke
brows."
I &Our ADvoqii.
NEditianiji
A, gricultural.
To Prevent Rata, Miie. ho., froni
Working, in the Granniiry,
Those livn pests aro a great ers'nere to
All fanners and grain dealern. and a littlei
care and tioulde will keep them aaray, and
at the can time therinedil will be a benefit
to most kinds of cotirpe grain.. For the , ben
efit of those who would like to keep grain
all Rummer or ayi ar, I will, In""a brief
manner give the cc time to pursiii, that the
loam hy these little thleiice may. be compara
tively
After_ the grain is In the bin and made
level and smooth, put on the top &Wilt• four
quarto of fresh slaked lime ; let this be
spree(' evenly °vet the grain. This Will
keep out rate and mice in it bin that contains
one hundred bushels Thin lime most be
%Inked ;to that it looks like flour fresh from
the miller's bolt. If the lime is left upon
the surface of the grain, the rats and ink.
will not skip and play there a great deal
before they will nave td sneeze Bouts ; and
farther than tone; 'Nitre is
grease or Oilyieubstance remaining npfur the
f...et of rats and mice to inaite tt>t Itme ad
here to them After they have been once
into it, they will rot return attain it second
time. You may likewitle throw this lime
about their haunts with inuch benefit ; but
if insects are to be kept out. you must mix
the lime with ttie grain as you put it in the
inn, and shoiel it through and through until
it is mixed thoroughly ; then place od Ule
top four quarts of the slaked lithe. Four
quarts of unelaked lime is .sufficient fin one
hundred bushels of grain : and it will do no
hurt in many kinds of grain if it is sever
taken out, fur it is an alkali thatia good fie.
bolts in horses. It will neutrally.," the acid
in hog swill, and prevent their vomiting
and, in fact, this small plinth) , or lime
would be a benefit to most kinds of stock If
should he ground with the grain
If you apply lime to wheat, buckwheat
and coin or the like, and do not want it in
the grain, get out your 'ruffling mill and run
L through
To slake lime perfecta; . ptit it into atigiik,
stout 'easel, And pour on boiling water,
about half as much is water ultimo in bulk:
cover up the tithe ►s Soon as the wattt is hi,
and leads Ititlltri call. Good, usidamod
line will more than double its dimensions
when Well slaked. —Cor. Gestessee Farmer.
To Make Butter In Five XiMita.
A correspondent highly rectimdiimds the
following recipe —Alter straining the milk,
sett away for about twelve hours, for the
cream to Ilse: After 'tending as above,
set the milk without disturbing it. on the
stove : let it remain there until you ob
serve the coating of cretin till the Shrtaes
. ume a wnnkled appearance, bin be mile.
ful it does not boil, as should this be the
CUM. the cream will mix with thb milk , sad
cannot again be collectbd. Now set it sway
tillquitacold, and then skim off the crams,
fluxed with as little ;bilk as pokaible. WWI
sufficient cream is collected, proceed to.taske
it into butter, as follows :--Take a wooden
bowl, or any suitable vessel, and having
first scalded and then rinsed it —with cold
sprung water, place the cream is it. Igoe
let the operator held his hand in water as
hot aa Can be hOrne for a few socondit, then
plunge it into cold water for about a Minute,
and at once commence to agitate the create
bye gentle circular motion. In five miadtat,
or less, the butter will have come, when, of
cout se, It Must be washed And salted accord
ing to the taste, and our correspondent
guarantees that no beLleF hater can be
made by the best chdrn ever invented.
To those who keep only one cow, this
method of milking butter will be found real•
ly valuable ; white quite as large a quantity
of butter is obtained as by the. domtbotl
mode, the skim milk is much sweeten and
palatable.' it the summer it will Usually
,be found necessary to bring the cream from
the cellar (say a quarter o 1 as hour ( before
churning) to take the excessive chill off; itl
winter place the vessel dontaining Metres=
in a Teasel of wind water to watuf it ; then
continue to agitate the cream until the
dhill hu departed. .
Before washing tho butter, - seplirSte atl
the milk you possibly can, as the latter will
be found excellent for tea mates.. , %thee
made in this manner will be touch Donee
and - less oily in "vertu weather than erheo
made in .the ordinary *ay.—Scitatific Amer
scan:
•
Pilt3MlLirura - loos.—The fi;dlowitig is said
to be an excellent recipe, and OW &rulers
Ind bitters should try it : —"Diesoire some
gum aludiac ins suillcient quiutity.of slop
hello make a thin varnish ; eve each egg a
coat, and after they becothe thoroughly dryi
pack them in bran or sawdust, with their
points downwards in sndh a manner that
they cannot shift about, After you 'have
kept them as king u yon desire, wash the
randith carethily oil, and they "lithe talliti
lOU state 'sillily were bible poking:
ready either for arting'or hatohhig. This is
certalubrli_tury sttnWs 10oda ct preserving
eggs Waif :Wry shipiiriot to the oommoir
f gj r in milk or
lime.
Grushoppert asi .1410 hi %ea-
They here heguillitottft thr tobacco.
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