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These torms will tie rigidly mit red to VERTISEMTINTS and ilusineee NI - dines insert eclat the un JOB uhl talon. PRINTIN and every Odesorintion XECUTED in tho neatyst manner, at the !etyma [AVM, &04 with the °timing. ileetpatah Haying purchased a large collodion of type, no arc pre, pared to satisfy the °Mora of nor Imolai. cfniitless°Piratorp. IL J. HOCK frIA SURVEYOR A N D ,CoN V EY A s“' 11 . A1.1,147gil JAktrY A Ilk BEA , Arr()ltN SAT ,LA W. ll&LLZrufirn, 1111,A111, ATTORNEY AT LA \V TIE I.I.F.PONTV, 11 , 11;re tvith lion T Min 114.1411141N 0 ATTORNEY AT LAW, • sN'A , ter., on Iho Diumot d. oh.' 11011 r wL.I 0 1 the 1.. .1. 4 sinrv•, AT LAIN AND I:1:A1. A(II,NT I" I VAR, 1..1.0, 0, Pt 1, :II tt 11'11 it 1.E% ND H Tit)itNi:) \\v, 11,1'4 , , I I , tin .14LIAt, 1' .2., 11.^11 Allllllll4/11'11 PLY, I'd Oil ItAPIIS A' DA(11 1 Ill:1'10'11 1 1,, 11..eu doily (1,..epl 'lund t)+l frmtl lo 5 1. N (II .1 1 , lIA RN 1111 t I', •rldAlll.l au 11, Arr t.iv rirdoste I'onn' a III; piosorv, . :NI 10;i:4):s ill Dr %Vizi .1 len pronitinetial hi the eititent , ,11h It'iS DIII.I. S !dolt,. Office nt the Howie • J. I intirv, I'ItAcTICAI, SURVEYOR OAk II 11.1. 11111 in :mewl to sur,e3 trig firms Nuulet, ho All ,pil,24ll.otts wit] rem , ' to Boilaburg P (1 , 1,01 re no Irumpl uttelitiou. Feb 10'54 Om I=l I=l t LINN Moon, AT'T'ORNEY S AT LAW othee en Allegany etreut, 311 the buildwg ter rly teyeititil by Humes, MeA Molter, Mk h Cu hkerg "suet 10.36Lyete D D AU/D, ATTORNEY AT LAW • FIIiI.I.KFIINI ,11 111 to rvi 1., all pr..fennionell buelne. ..11411510 4 1 to. rue 'Went 14P11 pnt 1 111 Coll, e Offrn°pl u inll th, Court lIUUBO, 111111 ot VI 111 II 11Ian. /Ititiary 13'41 If IRA C MITCHELL, ATTORNEY AT LAW, DRl.l.lAlo`erlt. pow; A , t .moue tho praettm, Or hi+ profentoon ni tu'r't ,, Cott+.ooupled. Ly tit's% nut w,ll ut ml promptly and fulthfully to /ill LoSIDMIS 0.0 Dee 2.1, 18:M - ly DEL G. 1.. POTTER PHYSICIAN A SUIVIHON 81111.1.11P011T1t, timelines , LA, •, on High Street 101 l (Mire l Will attend to lrnvinlull nulls us heretofore, nod respectfully or+ Ini sem ire, to his frientli and the public 2`l.'irS lf DR. J. R. MIT(' II EEC , PHYSICIAN & SURGEON, RILLIZIONTIE, CIINTRECU , attend to profsmonal calls as heretofore, and pert fully offers his services to hin friends and e P ubtie (Arse next door t.O hht rEdlllOl/C2 4.11/ rlng sires ( • Oct 2R•6N-tf J. D. WING /VIER, RESIDENT DENTIST 05'11 Rini remillence on the North Ennt Cotner he near the C,llrt !lotime Ile Will be found al hill (Ay', °allow two weeks each month, manmenenig on the first Monday of he II he will 1,0 away fill tog pramononal tie. GEOHGE 11WAIATZ, Gl x WATCIIMAKER do JEWELER,KII r•aNM A Rooms one door East of E C Humes, h Itro ore, on Allegheny street Elooks, Watches and corolry neatly repaired and warranted Aug 12 'S tf ADAM DOW, ATTORNEY AT LAW lIELLLFONTZ, PEN:I'A. 'lll stir nil promptly Wall legal titionoss Intrusted him bimetal ettontion will be given to tiro rph ens' Court Practice and Eorivening Ills arm with the lion. James T. Halo, whore he can heap be consulted in the English and Herman nsutiges r= ATTORNEY AN!) COUNSELLOR AT LAW 11/11.I.EPONTS, patinCA, Mill pi-intim. Ws profession in the several Courts tll I Centre County, Ail business intrusted to hen Cialtixfaly attended to Partioular attention Aid to collections, anti all MOMes promptly ro uteri Can he consulted in the German as well In the English language °Meti en 1110 et. formerly occupied by Judgo onside and 1) C RN .V. P. CIUMErf, DILUGOIST.' aaLMIWONTIII, PA. WROIMIALE Awe ltrTars MIALIIR tit 'O, Modhands, Perfumery, Paints, (lile , Vnr Dye-Stula, Toilet Soap*, Months*, Heir and Brushes, Fancy and Toilet Arttoles, Tramiel" illtlatuaaM a t /Armee" Garden-Seeds - - smatters will Bud my stook complete and fresh, id ill sold at moderato prices tirParmors and Physicians out the country united to examine my stook. HEPOUT HANK, C , HUrae, JAB. T. Ilm.s I• N. lvloALLispan, A. UURIII4 INTEREST PAID ON SPED lAA, DEPOSITS. FUMES, Ma ALLISTER, HALE A CO, tmturorrs, 0 Co , PA, DEPOSITS RECEIVED. ILLS O,P EXCHANGE AND NOTES DM '• COUNTED. OLLECTIONS ,ITE D MADE, AND PROCEEDS RE !C PROMPTLY STEREST PAID ON SPECIAL DEPOSITS FOR N INETY)DAYB AND UNEER lux MONTHS AT THE 'RATE OF • FOUR PERCENT PHR ANNUM—FOR SIX MONTHB N D UPWARDS, AT THE RATE OP EVE PEB ANNUM. MANGE ON THE EAST CONSTANTLY ON II AND. Tie seta Mit' 111 V 1 .1/IV. 1)1% r,O . S, , gliattliantous. For n he. (llNtam home to tfrettee, - -7 - .. --- - - - ". -"- - - '-- = ' ---'' Glad tofitunh all Me n ishen, A r oem. And to rentinn nrlnt in peneo. Rend by J I? Moon, at the Coorrl I held - al Afiroolhur.r, on the eventtv; oj qie 18th ti here P. n d or nw.it s him: . of Illarrh. 1859. _1 , 'ten t t art nlinent from her little, ,' Feelutg nll that glue ntlection, ~(Correnpondenoe.l '''Of the newly nutireil bride . AattoNneuttol %larch 28th 1850 'Prof 1 / I ntn near Nit - .• The in...10s 11. I.e.liq Jowl. o'er 11101111 Tel, nlntightcred of the A aronehorg 111111 Afilliwittl M......eal An ,Ilv„ Jun ono 4.l.lterrlog an or.] noeLittoti, heitiF. tleniraus ...I' proem 'tug None Non bon nitwi t he Hill be altered. Poetn I end Ili Ihr late Coneert. at Antotin g ttli . t Ins it if,... , .. , 0., • •1 loving *mita ' burg, have nmettoted the niulerwoilll F. , "cell'-( !naive to rentatei folly nolwit n cop) of the Ilan he hasten , . • tobal ka I too, NAITO` for iblbention. I the sea to ...II lirtito ' Very truly your: , 011 bon high ht.. xpeet at iou, ' It I' V ANvAI,7 411 Itenclule.r, In; tepoel the main A 'Nut:at:lto tett . .... _ W. C 'tette/or, Rol the atormy awl aril - tee. F T RI ,. .O'ft NI me, .Sod the I,,ny 1111., a roll. , .1 G Mel en l'lttiotter ',towel, Itghtnitr, fiashatt, _ From the zentlll to the p 011... ' oteptv I t Menton Varivnlen It. MI ?tilt elltle, It D ollen ti , N o , the 0, 0 , aro to , ount toward Heaven Kurtz nail Alever • the Ile nth er ere-•e.l o It , : s in , m y t„i i ,f 1 „,,,, i , but ''l ~,,1„,,„, i l Not , 'lnv not!, 'lle All the let ei gi „ wi t i. and I ( h.," it ~,,,,,,,,h) of a ,„,, Hauling (111 Ile .r own to raine I. Ogllly i•NO , lellet. , yet at your eat teat go 11 , 1tIlt1011 1 plfiee' . it at your tlinponal. Mont renyeet folly .1 It. Itittn Poem. Om% anl thiaard ! ie thq watch word That our age arid 11111ure give. Tabe it ' .aya the ~lnrcvd. ' %Slide %se live then let its he, ' have aka} s }wen sotn r the amid win. 111,1,11ng 1, 11 ,k the ?rinds of wail, 1 , , I:l,4ating fallen man Woo betide the one; tivit In the vnnguned or the van. A n d, the peogre,,,lnve to laud r 01 thi, onward mo,ing clan. F'amo , are there m relt iztmt iteartmetillt, tottmtimit high Who ttroft , o In lead to Ilt art, Mould of men wht Ite'er they di, They tench tingmv, thnt Por the r.,,pel'A .n•red truth Aged parent, Om, er.• ritmed And the •:ouli of triNt yorr h Nlindm there are RS daris as I , :rypt In its dal kest : , 13 , 1,0 day. Holding. old exploded .entd , That have long slues , pll4Sell :I In sortie former Agar or nation Would treat) bven their rtg,ltt abode Ere the ligin of reformat ton, Et ror a ITINZPIR did unfold lllle nIII 1111/11 - 11t11111 , 111,. I. II 111 i• lowur •a.. 11 Irk v ,1.0. 1,11814 Ile•.n. rc belay..! Ily a 1111141 1)1r111. 10., r,,lof , ; 0 10 , 1 , 11v lopto,,lrig prop, 1/1.11, , I Ilt•door 010 oo And r (lard t oanke of man Thly would have. thair w Hrw 11111 he mrmry Buy n farm and 41(iie then They vk °tad have their lion •` As before their fathers were Oh ye laid); plodding nalurr, IlaKle, or you'll bi left behind Pardon plainneim but we tell you] You are far behind the mines Ent CATION, in its progress. On iis eagle pinyon; hears. I.'p the craggy height, of S Rinlily yputh awl :naideit fair Fine Arts, now astsinne wine power Borne On every brneve Or Or Like aroma from rennellowl r 4, Scenting all where'er they ore An into:lure gartrning paint tiir Poetry. are all Ow go, Scul pi tire only vi devaying. Moire 110 W 04 all aglow hlnme, then may he the Toward which our pen'a inclined - But tint muaie In the abstract - Its effort upon the mind. Ancient Myths tell of two Sirens, Sitting on a rock bound shore. Chnrming all the passers by them With their songs of ancient lore. Wood•n) m pits were they -Leg ion maid ens, On a distant Wind lone, Blessed with more than music's e's .,- ience Almost touching hearts of stone. History Its us of Ulysses, Much renowned in arms and war, Who was One of Il..llrn's suitors, But rejected long before. in reaponse to promke made her When for her fair hand ha fined, That from ingult he'd defend her, And the bridegroom whom'ithe loved. When the wife of Menelaus— Helen wee her well known name— Bad eloped from Greece with Paris Shepherd.prince of Tivja's At the call of Grecian Prineees, t iiijurei one : To the distant realm of Priam [tad the brave Ulysses gone. O'er the wave of the )Egean, East of Greece as you're aware, In a thousand ancient triremes, he,lead his host AO care. On the marshy coast of Asia. In the sight of Troy he lands, And the lair but faithless lady, With the voice of war demands. r am. now the king, gives answer— ! will never yield her up While the walls of Troy are standing— While in warrior's steel therey's hope. Then began the ten years singing, of the warrior's strongest hold, Which was at last forced to yielding, By a woodon horse we're told. IiEI,I,EI4 I IYINTE, GEN rliE 11111INTY. PENN' t. 'Oh i,, DAY, APRI 14,1859 Lime del !hos 1 I 14.ry a aptit tl er nt a Jo. seel% his home, tied 111 , ,14.111 11`j14 . 1111 111, 1 1 . r. hell lII^ last of hope 14 lone !`....vt detanu•d and \..k% the men hack o❑ 1111011 mnn• are 11.1%. 111 palled, Flci' 11111111 (Ill' c‘ 11. r's roar \ntv he nears Ow lonvlv 141111 a, hc, to , ittit And 111 r t,t o•to v t rni. of a),,elict SI•1•111 1 , 1 Call 1.11 11,1 . 11 C him Fast tie hinds himself with (.th•r't, Willi, his men thii erafl. net: waxen 4t,,pp.•rl I,t•wt the ;.•,(• thaw tit Ln t •111111' 104 4 11111,0, I In 1111. \I 111 fl.,r‘v 1,11”.1 ,1:1111 0 tit L'ri r..nt, or Ntny kllgv4 , ol krn's part. Aorto nn•th+ toll not tip , roll, I•!n, ini•.L•inr ill tliov I, tt l, • itto tl t ov 1•1•111, \h, , l , •tn , ,•wilt Stich tot Hoot lout too to .ot r,„, 1,41.0 !Well VIII1p11,11“1 T• 1,1% ll Itlo, h, 111(111 lan 1,1•4 n n , e111111111011,1 }I 103, ~g3lll Ii (111114. ()Irk ' 1 , Ith Alq-re .1111 tOI '1 11. it.n, • 111 , 11,0111:1 • er h. !joist thlintioli .t liguliCh ig • fl.trl it - Wri1..p.,1 vi o' I hr n OW 1ii . 101 ,, C Iti illt . 1,!1. I ' , OW,' 1111 1111 , 1 , of 1.11, , r frk , kk lid!, k n , 1141,1•1 1, 111 11 NI:111111 1.11111 , I Sent 11 .. 1 I;.11 /1:1'1 lu , dear Nsti 4 , 111911 ,Itc. n pr:lnn • In flit (lIIIIV (Ili u, nIII,. , 11,1V( 11 110(111,!(• of lit Nlu.n .ht truins,herti qufixu The lt , ln•rllit's of 111n11: Wink' on 'flub 'pi: spirit VI anderr, Fitting for A better livid. But tit.. day t..; fast applon , litag %VII. II 111,. '"aritortr «dl rtuatt 11, Ifuttitug .tngt I v of tkvuttott, 111011 I , Itoitcr ',trams to• learn Soon the ao'ogo I hano:s do—Yowling, NV/I! Itoto j4.1,4 1 / 1 011, heal 000rrounol : Soon the trumpet t‘ ill be ~oundiiig Waking nations under ground. 'then 'he ilipth‘i of fOiraii yo Id up i he And thu earthly moon& in Leaping Irmo the collio Come In judgment '• will he sounding Flow polls •• to Judgment ye surrounding of ages, young and old ! has - judgment's over Now to view celt,tial Wyk . See on plain nod lull top yowler, Holy salmis and angel bands! 'f'he%e ate singing :lory to the Soo of now !'' ilcat rch .tml tingles wiging, Sorujof Mums nod the Lamb." Such is, then, sweet ninsiti's unsajon, 011 thc4 sin stained earth of ours, Tip to wii6,tl bi• emotions. apostate moral powers. Here 1 leave my theme unfinished C 10,111.4 011'4 num4r.feot I 11), Not for matter_much diminished, But im bahple Want of time. DLicUiblaNr- WITH AN 11,1,1 . 8TRATION. 'the dense of smelling more pleasing then that of tasting I" was the subjeet tip be fore a western debating club in a bar room. Uncle Joe was the last to speak upon the negative, and all were anxious to, hear him deliver himself Walking hp to the bar keeper he called for a hot whiakty mach, and drank It oil nit great gusto—then turning to his opponent he harilied iha4imp. ty glass to mho ieadin : disputant, alnd dered out `now smell it, yfoi varmint !" It is needless to add that Uncle,,lini•bhought down the bonnie,' and also the decision for the negative. A FAMILY Puzzt.o -The family of Mrs. Lucinda Burr, of North Wilbrahatu, accord ing to the Palmer Journal. commits '0( otie father, film mothers, two it,'Fandinothers. one great grandmother. two widows. three children, oue husband, one wife, two daught era, one pawl daughter. ono tam. eneltrand• son, ono grt,tl, gro•Altikelti, Olin mother-in law and ono son : yet the family numbers but Bye persons, who all live under the tuna roof. How tial & Mo (lot liplicAl. ! • A SENSATION TALE NOr TO 1W VOIWD TOF. NEW IIOW I.loolj Then are but few Illirrloll men who could not., If they would, relate some interd a incident connected with !heir eoutlmg evm.- tIVIIIM Of (moray everybody (txin(ct4 1m he ma( rwd at (me titre Cr 1111001 , r, 1111 , 1 UM, .L. (juontly eitrv(hotly 1,1 tlAnbpt:B to know how everybody Who 11114 rfl).oll'il the matritron... al Rubicon. natlag.l th, \V M to' o. Pla"! I,"`v he go' marred . it may he (inn)', but doneit LYtt. darks - The• night gat a rib aela a lia l if dePal Li d monster t• the .143 . 11 Wert given and oyster stews, brandy carktails. cigar hoarier...llm in 'llOl We 111.11 'llr rl 011,r1.411 'lle (0303 , 1 boot ; larks, alisoorttling shirt whist el hall IVe - vveit• just eine' mg the 'tailor and doininaes Shadows present - hoop i dent, when down 1 Carrie I eralni (t, the ial skirts, band boxes, rildioos, gaiters long emu, pulling Sal after in' II ali oh)knits, 111 rink dresses, tin trutiniet,4 hale in illy t as , lineret under Illy 11111, a 110 W 1 halt;, cradles In ' B, P a l ) . - .Val rote 1311 If ta • toe la,. t ,, 0111 1,10, parel(0111 . hive Syrup raster oil. lied so clapping Inv ha, I over it. we !nand,. I fro' • s cordial soothin4 ,y rip, i hdlvuh. sell m and it err sphrell and taking a,, at I 1111., salts,aqullle and doctor bills Shad m e i,' the a the tut nie operation ~it's future more little iespousthilities. !my~►r•4tHaiewanwt'tight; nod hr kissed her more hive syrup, etc , etc. 1 , 11 fuel ter yen I t i ll I pinaped up to take a slier, when oh, how I got caught. / was alwa Y ' ' 'llie , horror ' n little six veil 0111 nap h tel crawl dest most tea etisdaitl, baslifol ritllow you ~,1 an I thitio.!ll ever di I see : it was 1 , 1 nit lute t,. 1111 • „ p t it t„ t ill, he takt 0 with the shakes evert . time I saw g n p.. 1 11, ~I.tl, (1 to the pretty gill awn oa' long iii'. and roe,' -I,e of I ' ,o a - to 11.1 e'd Intl' lli l n .e A Ille smart any War' ra'lter Limo oil , , iimi , „he,. ma. l ot a 1 , , plot-xll 't wasn't because I didn't like the crone., e a ell ,„ a „ ,I, I got for If W 34 I 3 r'ne'' Innknig thr"" g h with but as the 4011. al of mat' intional noose a knot hole. I 'oll , lll t 100 k at out . l , mt ~, „r t ., I eeitimied my.“ If 1111111 t h, , enough. Nell, my sister Lib gave a lona stunt m l;1 all heroes and mart% rs lollr night tiel I. stayed away from leiter, ill it Ile' t , is 11 t crown e 'head a Pins: 01 Ilir liaa t aiise f Woo leo bashful to fact tha• music wi Wont a tient,. Jack pro uses in a I iir eon 1 the house wht.thitg "I futon. nrtiele to gni . hie cantonal , / 111 Ilr:11 1)1111 Tlll kr,' ,1.111, mg to keep my feet war in it .11'G• an I fir the present Intl, his tinnier. wnidung lhr lie, I bobbing up and 11011 In, tint , a d,„,, behind the curtllllllS 11111 wishing the then ' Jet mg, party would break tip so I could get' An Elolunnt Extraot. to resin; I . ..inolat,l tip a bond; of tie•teratioll alter generation and a, it was getting late and mighty to• conifm table 1 1 • 11111 • 11ided to stun 11111.11 e tho,ll • lota , 't e. %at , ft , I now and the). post Ni, 1 1 11011er said 01;111 11011 e, 1011 I soon "el ej.ll ” our "5" .1 her found wore 1113 5, If snug in bed 'Now said I 3" 3Y Ilk'. 3 vapor a tole notatenotateller Ilp . 113.11 r, till your wind give, out f mime . Ise es And cualttling tinder the guilts Nlorplit us ruuuuvidc'l to he The le a.a.l'tall bright osei our gra ~ • s a. , Ilte!, , are now 3. gralda d me I was .Ir , •aining of ...eaehtih e• „„,' m.„„ 1 , 101 , nut' pail, lite orld aa ill have the unit why n son' h y I a . in) dime, same at tractiOn for loin oflspri tg yet milinin and a ILI,I n , zata I laid lowthst she had onee lii our...lies, and that 1.1,,„, 1 1 .1 ai 1 „ ‘ ,1,/ - . 1 , ring ;he ha- for our eltiblren 111 .1 hill' , whale ~,,I ,urea _ lir 1.4 , and a it ill 1131'0 111,111Wlits1 11,01,100 g 11.,,,,rap Th,, ii Meal a ill he still, td and it t• shall lc the k . a l , p„, Io id I. rest Oil Imo r 11l wend It, 3n) , and I' iii. I • nine n ioar et laughter • 1, , t P r"' .1,111 la ant! 'lt It tends ,ax s he •. , I. • , • tiro and e lit \ lll ;l i l t nude I Irate It ' low :11.00•' stied ?" anul I urn) ue says she. • I sa) ,, I ' lnert can.. 311 a short tun'. we shall br spoken , other laugh By thunder I I begat , 10 get '2( life a Iti la. nu d e ctscp 1, I/. will SOllll Ire c,,ry„.1.1,,, 'up., will continue TAW •' ant. tli. I Ile !crows ' I crud 'can't you get a beau t" "wee "n• "at laughter and „0.44 well .h without hauling a fellow 10.1 t of be - 1 lie heard"l m the loom w , %VlMwon'tgo home with you, I won't so you and e may clear ' " And, throwing a boo t a, , he deed and glister w i th JO) and even (lie door. I felt liettere. -But, presently, oh , our children will geese to think of us, and moral buttons' I heard a still, small son e will not remem let to lisp our unities T 111•11 11 lwerrllle, 11l the touching language very 11111 ell like goiter Lib ' s and it said, ; f the Psalmist -" fOrgllllell 11141grrile "Jack, t null have to get up, for all the a , out of girls ' things 'trent thi re " 111 . 1 ' what r" a pickle ' Think ot lie in bed all ,'venal with .1, bonnets and cloaks and twenty girls outside the door waiting to get ' If I had stopped to think I should have collapsed on the spot. As it was, I rolled among the bonnet wire in a hurry S,intsli went, the millinery in every 11M...turn I h.Ol 10 dress in the (lark, for there was a era - k in the door and the girls will rip -anti the way I tumbled about wag death to straw hats The critical moment earner I opened the door, rintllfounil myself right an o the wont. n I my I.e.!gliorn cries "My darling winkr velvet I" cries ariiithei. , And they pitched in they pulled up this way and that ; boxed iny cars : and one hrighteyed little piece, Sal, her name was I put her arm right around my neck. and kiss. ed me right on my lips Human nature couldn ' t stand that, and ['gave her its good ¢s she Rent. It was the first time I ever hail a taste and it was ',twelfth good I lichee.. I could have kissed that gal from sar to the Fourth of July. Jack, ''' said she, we are sorry to disturb you, but wou ' t you see me - borne f " "Yes. ' said will, " 14/111 do it, and had another smack ,at the gale. too After that, we took a kinder tur tle dosing after tech other ' Twos at the eloim-of a glorious Hummer day — the Slit] was setting behind a distant hen peon - -the chickens were going Mioost -the hull frogs wow commencing their evening songs the Polly wog% io their nAive Mud puddles, were preparing themselves for the shades of night - -tail - 4nil fiTierifivaiur s,T.tifpow - an - lin z tiguated back log listening to the music of nataite, such as tree toads, roosters , Anal grunting pigs, and now and then the mellow music of a distant jackass was wafted to Our ears by the gentle zephyrs that sighed among the mullen stalks. The last linger ing rays of the setting sun, glancing from the brass button of a solitary horseman, shone through a knot hole in the hog pen, fell on Sal ' s fare, dyeing her hair with an or ange peel hue. and showing oaf my thread hare coat to bad advantage—one of my arias was around Silts-wand, my hand resung on in small of her beck—slie was ( P) h ug with my auburn locks of jet blank Mae - she was :Mown gone lied I was ditto She looked like a grass hopinir lying with the hiccups and I felt like a mud turtle choked with a rot Hid' hall • Ntl , e1)•4 I, in a v.noe as rine:lea] ns the note,. or a d 3 lug pother, 4 .‘e111 you kv.AN e ," She lamed her eye , . heat , . enward else:1,011 tile lit the hand' hail an tit lark of the heave , : and hlind .41tIgg .. and with n sigh that dee her sl or lit; ing d tee her pallatemAhl I . es !" Site gore clent:mt then, and Lilltatteti to m y t a p d her tin' I buy!, Inv .naps nders, and her It; ttil sitlchl of amoi, tvhteh to a ate before. \Veit te, uutl , ' , nig Stitt y •4 1 ,41. She set the .14r. nnJ ar in,wtieed forli•rTir 1% eePs evel 1101% it it Ottld etath tutu the le.,te Ii Itt• If . I I ii{ye r :,( v. :di, n. vrot, a I,el rirt a • ,rtliolt trf \luse.ivy A Frightful Scene A frigh , ful acme Might butt. been vt it neyte,i yesteiday morning nn th, roof of threeatm y hope altuateo on Water btleet, between M 4111 1,1 1•111 1 ,1 Qindc . s A young 111311 lca4 standing upon the eolith of a roof re pairing a chimney, when the shingles being, wet tool nlippery, he lo,t his foot hohl and vhd down, feet fore In eit., towarls the Pari 41 col three pers4llo4 oho witoes.eil the ite riaent turned awn) ,ick wilt terror Al- though the Wall Made etury tillwt to get it hold, which the fear of reliant death would naturally prompt, he inovrd %lowly down. and Wag only checked from fallirg to the clllelo, bl low by a waf er mia wi oit agait which his feet c3ttio con act Ilut for thin frail nbNtruction ho uotat tiave'been dashed Into a `4flllpeleti• ‘V1111 , 11.1.t to tt cry fin. help the young man kicked oil tea shoe, ltnti pi oc , eded to tothruil, which nnrnedcti fn doing nn.j went to' work at his chtininney again, apparently taking lit tle account of an accident which had made fie'eye N ittp.ssch hrnrl nick and dumb with terror. Witte/tit; Inl‘llt;cunt. General Spott's Braves y Ina speech delivered at Newark. N J., Judge Conrad, of Philadelphia, in answer to a charge of cowardice made againkt General I Scott, produced a document, which was awwato several years 4111C41..14i pilal of evt-- deuce in a pension claim. Thwwas the ovi x-nce 61 a soTilii - tr - ont - Cabo, woo Hutted in his affirmation that Oen. Scott, after he was wounded, nide to the line where the soldiers were stationed. 'lns neck, breast and Om in a gore of blood, which ran down his leg, and trickled from tils foot upon ale ground, and said to the commander of the line, .1 nun wounded and very weak. 1 want one of your young mon to get op be hind inn, and hold me on my hem.' A young man threw down his musket a n d at ono spring leaped upon the horse. and slow ly galloped away to the main body of the army. The exeiteihont produced by read mg this document was thrilling in the ox !route. The hundreds present YOBllO their foot and gave the most vehement cheers, so 01110 was sonic minutes before the speaker could tnoceeth Extraordinary Mesmeric Delusion According to the New Ordering Journalx prison ealling himself Pi °lessor Hale, tried very curious expel imout at Ile nett' run vert flail ionliftt city, one evening Int ,%s 001 111111 menilwis ainli'tioh were iiiehmit to be skeptimil, the professor tielii red a couple of well known rill/ern; to go upon the platform and announced to- .hlie spectators that he would give Own, 11 111111- 1,11 1.1 3 1 / I ,' evidence of hi al pow er .1 fter getting them %Mon 1111 ill d them 1,0 take a tovage to Califor nia ttlth 111111 31/11 hy the 'no Fr 151 Ilion of lua uof ho t h lide them i.vrrerirern , 11l the 4.111101 11 ad of 11 10111!, sea I t 111 ; rnnced them to Lo slopll ked to ro I the mows Vial, 1%1 1 1111011, lop 111.11, hi 1111 11,, ir I .1.1 .11 1,, 111111 0111 take hIN I'll 4 1, oil] n 4.,t ro , the respect', e 2111,11 Tit Th e ,a 1 jowls took the whelk (pees „r 1,111 m.,1 pern,,oi s , e,mtenred u 01, f thew ripoeryphril fort rims Wit the woks 'or del not strip hr , e , he slated ti r o Ile wou ld rennin miler the illusory influeney mull the following morning when flier wonl , l argil:illy pi Oierit thew glipionwo checks at tile bank anti invited the midi • ,ilee NMI, 111111 , 10e for t hemod to; At if n o floe!, on the arrow,' flay n large erou had assembled to .41.1` the fall and ul ca'ne use of the ilchplell I.t nib n pore of fat l,wfsl paper .11 lug hand 'no pay t, herd been 'l., steel " aWI when the meson I iced as 1,0 , 1 if Ills -check" was good. replied hi the affirmative. 11e even ofFered to f ash it lilt 'the gentleman, 0011 miting lv tin will of the pt ofesgor declared that lie only wattl ed to knowwtlether it wag all right, awl would leave the money on tleyseut Se it ee l% had No I gone front the Link uh, I.r de laded No 2 rushed in, and soul vet y prim polish' that he had cheek for lilt v iltou;• and dollars from Professor Rale u hi. li he fle.ml to have Iganlied " The teller proton • led not to be able to read the wntlnt, when , the holder read MT the regularfyrin not a word was Ilpoll the paper,) and en-I,r fl It a cross the bark, as ris t urnbil. The telici then observed that the am 1110' Wa a pIi.VIIIIIC 111 1•01 n and p noted to a large, (matey specie bon, which he said c ml.l flied hitt thousand dollars 11 m 'fixed said be would hire a cart to tette it away, and went out for that purpose his re turn the teller informed hint that ho hail bird dinecwered Professor Hale's account to Iro overdrawn., and could not honor the , heck N o sooner 111,1 the deluded man heal Iles than he rusleil f rantwallt from the bank. entered Conceit Hall and attempted to stub the Professor with a sword cane. Hale narrowly escaped being ,1111 11,1 by Ll, Jiha.441.1411., wlack ritruitalan- thirmeiv- with tituve w h o held him, and called the Professor a Cheat Its was at last induced to hear, the Piefessor s explanation, when that gentie. man ealitiously appr.,;:ilifil 111/11, 311 1 11 It 11 few mesmeric passes. brought 1110, to 11111- f self Nothing could exceed the wonder of the entranced individual when he discovered 111. situation and heard of the altemprs to I, to shy the professor lie said that he f e lt lthe 040 111,1. aroused from a deep SI( e p sll4 1111 111 remember 11.1.1111144 from the ton , he aseended the platform and was UW801 , 117 ,0 1 The other subjeet v. an soon (mond and al . towed !,;) hove a will of his ow.. root h 1.11/111,erg 11r0i101111,41 the professor tip most %‘ondey(lo man ill the world DEM Toe Mon \ION A 1. 1 .11 kltir.T -We hay, , says th e N y Coinmeiee, a copy id - Ithe Desert News. containing the Mormons which is part of the itch, me original ly dilvensl by the Sa In IN to render th, ir coiniTouniv quite ear lualve. and to delta'. all (Gentiles and outside b.ulnman., from a too critical surveillance of the internal workings of the :late. It consists of thirty eight phonetic charaetar, a sty WU chat ;icier in some canes represen n; an entire word, though more frequently a cornlitnation of the charartnrs are required in the orthog , rapliv It it in fit, t qiire similar to the stem of stenography now employed by newspaper reporters and others. All words hating the same pronunciation are spelled alike and the reader or hearer is obliged to depend on the context for a meaning of such words. As each character is designed to represent the sound for which it stands, a Moilmon word chnstrued into plain English is not the most euphoneous. For instance —"Matthew, sixth chapter." is spelt in the new Alphabet —maelheoo, ser3eth thcahplx,ur which would not by any friction pass in our common school spelling classes. A (It tBr•PWarstait ---The Rockford R.putt. 1 118 an says thavAly StraCci - 1, - has carped for lummtlf the reputation of the giant farmer of the West. Tyretity.seveit, years ago Ito emigrated to that State a poor man. Ills operattons were smell at first, but continued to increase each year until he had reduced over 30.000 aeres'of land to a state of cultivation. Ile has _vino farm of 111,000 acres, and another of 7,800. He has one corn-field in Norgan county nearly six miles long. lie ham usually employed from 200 to 1100 men, and a large number of horses. Ritry year. until quilts recently he has, stalled from 5,000 to 0.000. head of cattle, and kept other live stock in propor tionate mothers. In these twenty-seven years he has made a fortune of a -mullion of dollars, and he is still hale and vigorous to enjoy it. El I TL R 8 501, , ARYAN k: tnl,l • M •I - i Nt:.NIIIIER Ili Tae CAI tie in Cutup. —The Grand Jury of Baltimore it eo.ipl, of Wt'lllsh mace Mado a repots Olt riime 1111(1 Its catmefi fn ° that city. I hey say that Hwy have e :mowed one boa. Bred ears of that i 4 ofr, nays figatvt the Inn ' , MI, consoling of murder, nieinult and bat iy with intent to kill, and a.sault and ballet y, and find, t illtuta a solitary e. column, that thou. rages have occurred while iii unriies were ti.uler: the influence orli• fluor. They alCay That three-fourths dal! othoi that have come before them may hr tihi .11." 110• ..pip pill ;J,1.1: as their that n, mach of this et il may be au, t o th e qua Ivry ail to flit , 411'11ft:13 , or tli In I , r 0 , ; Hi. t • 11 - • it slit iv .141111111141 ni til :,.Ir.l iat nn al rv, n. 1.1 ils iflrcly "li. 1 11,1 , 1 1 1/t1 . It, the 11011 1111 a, to il , In. :11. %%h., tr.: a The srteto td ablulr. II I 1011 ht. la II rartied nu far that .1 I, . 1 11 111 lA' 111 111 .111 fl call the rkporit, of tlia ,•henn.l.4 ttho hat: . 30.1. 1 :tatt (he . .1111jt!,1 1.1 11101 nny dtceriplv.ii or ple 41 , 011 , 11 R: h,l - I poll len • hilt r (Iclll. a from nhln 1.1 1 .1 , 1 1 11 NV., .1 to trit• 1 . 414., I.lt. extent of-• tl lnnh 1 8t 1111.1, Wily 111 IXI )11..1 . 13 re h ) filly tin , rrnpnions FAO lemi MIK 6,11.%111; flom Nt.ilitle t I.t unl 1 fad., : • ' , 114,111 I) Brien 4 ,4, E . the most estnna ,,',, Ito. 11,1.1,1 He has II it per -1.4i• 1111101 I Iht. 14114!4.4 . III ki VlVaelly of otttn Isnot of )uorig men who pot tb,114.,11 On I, IL, but lie has more ,Fte:clion, sit mliovss awl wisdom , and in- I 1 (non lIIe e InaliUcs. InUre. Influence. lIC IN a 1111141k,1, true, patriotic_ geT Olin:III , aiol n I,.tt 1, uut 14. AS U111.: . .0U.1111011, ha, an aver,aay*, Lima., vt holt it) lit (19' of out loopl. arc 11, 1 ,,;c4.1 to givu 'mu. No taao, rimy, hait m 're tha•L 1)11t aort of hotorfo;.; 111111 t .0i11.. 4 . of a loofotfool toa .m. %,”„ii.l taiher put, quietly tl:nough tie. I lot, s, pleased, no doubt 111 I el, themud3.llll it IbUtt'S of re,lavt, m. he If he eae 11.0 dl)' re j tct. • when glvi it to lion by 1.1 ou a mil in bearled utouryinim ' 11' \ Algaret...nr.- ',Torii with ve, the r„llimi tug tt ill "go down" ith rowiilish V. Dr Franklin's mother.in-/awl first iliseoverril that the 'ming man had a hank el rot In , r .I,nl 4 liter, that g ooil old lady said she !lid not. K v.• SO well about giving ITT !la lightTr to it pouter , there were already tw:, pi rilin g 01110( s In the United Slater, and •In• wag net Turin!!! the country would Nnyport tb,in It anti plain yu.o.g rrnuMin would do pawl far lux supt.urt ou tisaiwullui of • third, and lhw Wit, lather a chance. If ,l/0/1 Urged l{) & wogld•be when there a, IT but two print ,r}; uflb,e, pi the United Sta,tc., how can a winter to a slit', now, wLen the ion blows 1 , 271: ber to be 11117 11=1211 An In,h women, r. ho kept a I ilk gro cery was hrow:ht L., her ileaULlied. When on the p ant of breathwg her . last, she called hi] hushaod to hec boitml , • • Janne, Minna , : Maloney, she Owes nn• sir ghiliing4.' ,aid nhe faintly.. • ()eh Pohl). I)aslint. yer to the ev-litim,l the lumband. • 1 IV, dl ni ;It !SHUS Nlceraw I ,1 , , , .e a tiol',ar ' ' Lc jahlwri 3er as fuolish as iv. MAN VON 111 101' !VIP) A CA \ t'mrnuulti. a tow days since, a wan foil head folonoa through wha tele ay / is arc -11,11.,, a dodance of fillets: feet, striking a harkyl. of In 1. at! forcing Ida cranium through the le ad of a Nitre'. into the grease Itr;ing hint to the d. pth of two fuet, and leaving his legs,stack up in the air. Before be could suffocate •he was drawn out, look• fug likea mammoth candle with a double wick. Breathes thcre a 111341 Wart a SOU' SO I.l+o Stever to ininself bath said, I will a family paper take, Loth for my own and children's sake ? If ~ tieh thole be, lot him repent, and have the riper to him sent ; and if he'd pass a happy winter, he in minivae should pay the , n ter Trim great bar to happiness is the bar of the grog abop. lie who frequitnts it will very soon Ihid ionise!' before thayor. of Justice., Letys all, then. plaim a bar against all- militarising from intemperance —the rock on which inacy,youngfficnkaye been Oupwrolteci " Pommy, what am dat gnus wnea do wagon goes, slop; when do wagon stow. 11U1 110 use to de wagon, and yet do wag on can't go without it 1" " I gobs dat up, Glam.'' , " Why, de noise, ob move, you blapt_ nigge." That man who is afraid to mak', au apet my,. or is afraid,ofhis implies when, they 4,‘.--o ready wade, as come they will, is not made of quite the metal to out 4 his way through this world. An Irishman complained of "Ida.physiglan, that he hod stulred Idea so touch with , dropt that he was sick a, long time after he got . well. __-.a