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PHYSICIAN A SIMORON, 14teaaets , r Win J 51, rrapertfnlly lee Jew hie prvitevltonal nervier.. to the outset,. of POTTER S MILL'S and vicinity Office et the Betty lima., •ain4OTVPIB, I'kTHTAI.LOURAPIIS A DA01. 7 101/1.1:0TY Tcken doily (except Moroi lye() Iron A 4 $ to 5 p 119 J A It thNIIART In hot 1110,141 M Saloon, in am Amok floildlng Itell.t..ov, Prom./ J. P. Wiriiia ATE, RESIDENT DENTIST office end reelJestee on the North Etat Corner athe blamond. neer the Court lions. re- win he found at his ofitoe except two week. to each month, otnii memo:ling on the first Monday 0! the moutb,whett Ise will be away filling professional dunes CA, GEO W. slirwirrz, op h. 4 LAWATCIINIAKER JEWEI.EIt,&A Booms onendoor But of E C. flumes, h. Bro. Sim, en Allegheny Woof. Clooko, Watches &ol Jewelry nosily repaired end oirr tea gag. 12 RAGLAN 11110TE1., OPPOSITE TILE WES V BRAN CII W !LUAU , ' dar, NILLIA:If 11.41'. PROPRIETOR S. B —An Omnibus twill tun to end front the Repot and Packet Landlnn, to thin Hotel, free of 'barge. Sept. ITl.tf ADAM HOY, ATTORNEY AT LAW MRLLSFONrr. rava'' Will attend promptly to all legal bureneen Intreeted to Wu Vtpeelat attention will be given to the Orphims' Court Practice and &livening. Ilia office la with the lion. Janos T. Halo, where he oan always be consulhod In thb 'Mena and German language'. .1 El. *TO VEII, ATTORNEY AND OvUNBELLOR AT LAW. BELLErONTE, PINN't jpltpraotice bie profeselon itt the novena end rta of Centre County, MI burineee intrdeted to him will be faltbfbily ettended to- Particular attention paid to oollectiotta and all menlee pronotly re• milted. Oen be eoteroitatl In the UnWOl . m noll al le the tn_gllsh hingenen °floe en High fortnerl oeettplatl by Judge P. P. 16151811PR1,, DRUGGIST. --- • IMILLIFOSTL, r•. W111D111211,11 AID ADTAII Duel:Mt 111 Drage, illedleinee, Perfumery, Paints, 0111, Var Mahe., Dye -Stun, Toilet Soaps, Brnehes, Hair and Total StrualMe, Pane, tad 'rootlet hartiotes, Truants mad Shoulder Draft& Garden Ikeda Onstemeri will and my stalk complete and fresh, sad all sold at Moderate prices. or/argots and Physielans from the Omni Sr. lulled le examine my stook. Dr/11T144 CARD. IL A Parry.—SUAGICON DRIUST. (LAVA or LANOASTBA, PA ,) TlTAZlpoa{tid'peritianeotty lidrerogo, aka, Centre Ossanty, where ha proposes prnetis. lag all She veriona branches of his profession in the i* approved mintier and at Moderate ohargei• M i oe and raeldepoe n the howl° 000uplod by lira E. Benner, dirsally pposite the residence pf Ma LIAO Hoes. Thcmaa BArailds. Ire take pleasure In reeouttneedlng Dr. IL B FAULT In oar Mande ae a Otorosifik_ried /LtNIOUI pllabarl Dentist. Oi R, BRIC B bLBIL IL D., JAMBS LOCKE; IC D. Bellefonte, Kroh 116-11468. • PARE REDUCED. STATES 'UNION .11QT.E14, 411 b 4033Merket IStmeet, above eistb:, PIIIL4S.DBLPIIIA. PA. Proprietor Times :-41 fikres.err. , 0 krtf . 4 l 4finas Tr ti t ti el na l Ult: 34.6114°, 0 0 1rre ftegit A 8188 AND ITS CONBEMTENCIII, Our boarding house was not a common , boarding house„nor are ourttoardets com mon boarders. .140 not by Xhis wish-to convey the idea that there is anything pecu liarly uncommon about us or our, house-- only that we reside in an aristocratic por tion of the town, and consider ourselves on the whole, rather a select set. But, however select a company may{fie, the fact that they are select is not an infal lible proof that nothing disreputable can occur among them. This has been especially proven in our case. We have just been deeply agitated. excited --Shocked ! happily for the reputa tion of our place', -Ore ,Bair 01 which 17eak had a gratifying termination. ' In our boarding house resides an inveter ate bachelor named Wigloy. Mr. Wigley is by no means such a person as some peo ple invariably represent old bachelors to be, neither In appearance nor disposition. Ile is• portly, middle-aged, good natured, (un loving, sociable fellow, and likes the society of the ladies far better than three-fourths of the marriect men. Mr. and Mrs. Pickleby are also _Of our.r.onapsuip Out former, a e.orn mission merchant, is a very quiet and a very respectable sort of a man: exceedingly fond of his wife, and withal, a little inclined to jealousy, the latter it a beautiful and affec tion creature, who dotes upon her husband, jeaLus at all. One day last week, Alms Celestia Nobba —another of'our boarders, and a maiden la dy of thirty-five or thereabouts—heard a noise in the ball below, and stepping out of her apartment, she leaned over the baoisters to see what was the cause of it. She dis tended her storklike neck to its utmost limit, and listened with breathless interest. "I am so glad you are come "' she heard a voice, which she at once recognised as Mrs. Pickleby's, exclaimed, and the next moment she saw that lady pass beneath hi/ to meet a gentleman, of wimp she could get but a partial view. Then me odd kiss was given, and Mrs. Pickloby said, in a some what lower tone of voice. 'iConteiwith me—come to my room; Mr. Pickleby is at his office, and I ern alone." Then, both started in ascend the ktairs, and Mrs. Nubbs hastened to withdraw into her roniii,but not before she hail got a bet ter glitipso of the man widit wa.s with Mrs Pickleby, and discovered in him , as aliti thought, no other than Mr. Wigley. Thai' gentlemen had been absent in the couritry for a week, and she had seen him on his re turn, not more than an boor previous, enter the house. Miss Celetitia Nobba is ono of those pure and immaculate beings, the chief desire of whose hearts it is that nothing, sinful shall occur on earth, and who, fasting theinkclves spotless, philanthropically. a..s they seem to imagine, spend their time in prying into the affairs of other people, and dictating to them the course they should pursue. "Ah l ha !" said the spinster, as she clos soliblikier of berms*, amotwaileid-la tip toe toss*, 'le. - man - to, t$ his it i I t atitele,thweshithoeir was 1010thhog• icon 411•SHOsaselliellY blot, Ping ea betosea.lbe She sat fir half an hour in deep medita• don upon the matter, and then arose and moved towards the door. If the wicked, shameless creature thinks," said Miss Nobba to herself; -if she has, the faintest idea dial, such actions will be guttered in this house, she will find her self mistaken, I can assure her." She littard footsteps without, and as she passed into the hall, she saw Mr. Wigl oy descending the stairs, and heard him leave the house. "Left her, have you 1" she uttered under her breath. "Well, well, I never expected to witness such goings on, never! But you're found out—you'll know—both of 7 00 ." She hastened to the room of Miss. Dobbs, llitbS-42(t47(1Xfitt. , ..4ittid.D4 11 •14litrat4i dental' lake Robbe r s few-years oldertiliat*-1 herself, and, a low degrees thinner in person. Miss Nobbs was gratified to find Mrs. Briggs in company with her friend on this occasion. Mrs. Briggs, 1 may as well state, is a wid ow lady of some twelve years standing, who had long endeayored—lt Is generally believ ed by 'nearly all the house—to captivate and ensnare, in tho dimities of matrimony, Mr. Wi g ley. gisa Nobba ensiled, mysteriously; es she entered, and carefully.oloaing iluudoor, alto_, seated herdelf beside her Ands. • "I am glad to find • you toketbor," she said, "for I have something of the greatest importance to make known." "Do tell," exclaimed Mrs. Doobs, with an eager air: "what is it I" "Something you'll be . surprised to know. Oh ! it is the most wonderful thing in a the world how deceptive some people,cau bol— -1 usiciju all my ; "But what is 114 7 2- . t ilried both ladies in 6. breath. ' .!The most shameful goings on you ever witnessed. I 11 be . s.vorn !" replied tbe ... exci , . ted.virgin,in a tio impteshive a manner 'that.' tlfeetitlosk_ty bt her listeners beciuno,Unen :.4laa, '7lkim pausing a moment, to let 's3 her Weirdo bike full cflect,,ldidi trobbis Wk. I= E1T.L1.111 , 9 , 111, 1'1144' A =I Bliste ,BELLEFONTEiVENT4EIWNTY, PEI ed solemnly froth ono to soother, and contln ued "Will you believe, ladies, when I tell out that I AIM with my own eyes, We. Pickleby in the hall below with I—man 1" "You don't say tw ;" uttered Miss Dobbs "Shocking !" exiF,lsimed Mrs. 4riggs. "True, every word of it; but thkt isn't Of, heird them kiss; and Mrs Picklebi invit ed leffn to her room." , ••Gracious heaven !" ejaculated the list eners simultaneously, elevating their hands in luirror and surprise. "Yes, she told him she was all alone; that Mr. Pickluby was not at home: and so they went off together. Oh ! it's almost incredi bin, such shameful goroltict !" The immodest, unblushing thing'" ex claimed the widow„ "Such wickedness!" echoed Mrs. Dobbs "But who is it she was with 1" Mr ‘Vigley !" "Is it possiblti 1" Mrs. Briggs was stricken dornb by the announcement of the name, and fora few moments, gave some tokens of an intention to swoon; but thinking better of it, she re. (rained. "This is a terrible thing !" said Miss Nobbs earnestly, after enjoying the usgtion - sbe had-cleArdit "Terrible indeed !" uttered Miss Dobbs. "And not to he borne !" snid the indig nant widow, her face assuming a wiry eru tiescent tint as x he spoke. Mlt must not be borne !" said the spinster "the reputation of this house will not allow such things to pass unnoticed !" "And Oar own teputaticmit l'' chimed the other maiden. -Think what yre r,honld, k 9. made to suf., ter," cried the widow, —if it should become known that we live in the midst of such int- quitons scenes !" .Our characters aro not to trifled with thus!" exclaimed Miss NObbil, with a deter mined air, "and this thing moist not be suf. hired to stop here "' ''Poor Pickleby!' sighed Miss Dobbs; pity him rim my }wait''' —And so do I," said the widow; '.for I dare say he has not the least suspicion of his wife's perfOlity lie n ust know it," uttered 31ins Dobbs, speaking inn low and deliberative tone of voice You tire right,The mule Lnow it, but how ? ' Dobbg. SVe must tell Imo Will it be proper f' It will he doing our duty " Yea," said Mri Itriggq, it Will be but the performative of a Christian duty We mu .t tell hun !" •• And I, for one, not ready to go and per form that duty," remarked Mini Noh with a meek and resigned look, as if she had taken tt upon herself to suffer at the stake. " And I," said the widow. "On, I will aceotnpany you : I am cure I wily want to do what is right," said Miss Dobbs nubmishively. " Then let tis gn nt node "- " Yes : the sooner he has his mind disa bused in 'upset to ids Wife, the better." Perth seeerdingly, the {essayists trio sailed es seen as they could =eke the se misery preparations. sod bent their course toward the store l the lower part of the city. The merchant was busily engaged in the transaction of some business, when he saw the three ladies approach hun. Ile suspend• ed operations and inquired what happy cir cutnatances had brought them lkyt her. 't It is a sad errand on w h we are come," said Miss Nobbs, shaking her head withit melancholy air. " A dreadful errand !" affirmed Miss Dobbs, dubiously. " A more dreadful errand you could not ilinagine !" added Mrs. Briggs, making a strong effort to shudder. "For mercy's sake, ItidiVs," cried the alarmed man, turning pale. " What is kr "In the first place, Mr. Pieldeby," said the first spinster, " we wish to assure you .. yau_lutvo_ous ,wartnkat. • -that we feel fol. you.' '„,7: From the very bottEin of our hearts,'• added the elder. Aden. " And nothing but s deep sense of duty," remarked the widwit.„..!_' Iya induce 4. as to take the step we have, in drder to ieveal to you such distressful news." " What is it ? what is it T" tAclaimed the merchant, frantically.' " Don't keep me in auspenee 1 what has ftappetied 1" " Your wife :" iittogil Miss Nobbs, eignificaut tone: - Yea, Mr. Pickleby, yonr wife!" repeat ed the other two ins breath. ?!r. Pickleby staggered backwards. *vile a look of dreadful terror overspread his feii tqres. " My will) !" ho gasped, " what of my Wife T Is she sick fis she dead'!" Miss Nobbiii.elosed.her eyes, and shook her head slowly. "Thou why do you alarm, mo so l•what would you have me to understand-, ' • "Is there not something that, toii r no hle-mitul.is. scone than. death l" " Eh I what—what‘lo you roan I ' " Dishonor." " _ " But, Mrs: Picklelv, ." Mr. Pioklehy,, your wife Is ,deoriving CM " , Cruelly, shamefully, deceiving you !" Osculated 'Alias Dobbs. " Undoubtedly, and ill* manner not to be borne !" said the widow. Mr. Pickleby locked from one to the eikher in speechless agony. - . " Briefly," said Miss Nobite, itto absent, your wife is receiving the atten tion of other We have . li t otiqed with grief:" roillirined Miss NObbst, " that nne of our sex should so far forget her modesty as to do as she has done." '•'And for that reason," added Mrs. Briggs, "an i have already said. we dettr mined to acquaint you with the fact." " now do you know this 3" cried the mer chant, in a voice of rage. " Are you cer tam or what you say " '• quite," answered Miss Noblia I saw your wife this morning with Mr. Wiglcy, in the hall heard them kiss and together they went to your room." " Wigley I Do you mean to say that Wig Icy, is the man." Wigley I" repeated Miss Nubba emphst ea "The odionit !" cried Viritlehy seizing his hat as he spoke. " lie shsil re pent it—he shall repent it—bitterly." H. eneheel-finer th.. et," e xr he—roke, !raying bid informants in the most wirer°. mti•dons manner They tinkly protveded homevrard, congr4ulating each other that they had been evniently the means dimming, down a giant of iniquity. Mr Wiglcy has an cake in Broadway Mr. Pickleby, soon after his interview with the lathes, stood in the presence of Mr Wigley, who smiled, and offered his hand to the other. Mr Pickleby, with every ex pression of scorn and hate, declined to touch it. " Permit me to inform you," haul th merchant, almost choking with rage, n' tha I know all "' " Mr. Weide) , looked at the speaker a ith astonishment. .' Yrs. sir," continued the excited l'iek'e by. I know all. and not 'melt a palter coward as to suffer it to pass with nuptial- ty Whereupon, hofhre the other could utter word. he give Mr. Wigley pitch a blow on the head an to atngg,cr him not a little. and before he nould recover from tturprlacj i t wan flillowed up by another blow on the other aide of his head, which made his ears ring in n most wonderful manner. Thiv wax rater ton much for the good na ture of Mr Wigley and on he nerved him self to tho tank and commenced a retaliation Wing nendy double the n eight of his mails (mist he soon had it all his own nay ; and, to he lit ter, in lens - than ten tninutca Mr Ptckiehy cried loudly for quarter, admitting himself to he an i% ell whipped a man as he had ever encountered And now." snid Wigley, after helping his adversary to his feet, now, thnt our affair Iti settled, please tell me what I +aye flogged you furl" For Intriguing with my wife, as you well know," replied the defeated but still indignant Wan " It's a lie !" said Wigley. " It's Abe 'truth," respondedlekleiy, '' and I can prove it." •'.You can't do it. Conte. we trS'l go and see Mrs. Plokleby herself ; and slow me a a itnegs if you can." Very well : it is just what I desire" Mr Pickleby washed lhe blood from his face. arranged his disordered garments as well as he could, and accompanied Mr. Wig ley home. Miss NObbB, Miss Dobbs, and Mrs. Beiges were called, and an explanation demanded by the accused 'Nigh,. Miss Nuhbs per. misting in the truth of what she...uttered. the whole party, at the request of the injured husband, proceeded to his wife's apartment. Mrs. Pieklehy, to the surprise of all. was not alone : a man was with her. AS soon SS Mr. Pickleby saw him ho smiled, and advanced and shook him by the hand. : 7 1nly brother," said he, turning to those who ha7l i ffid lowed him. • " I fear." she stammered.'" that I have unintentionally made a mistah e. This must be the gentleman I saw : and he is an like Mr. Wigley that Ewes led to believe he was no other. I beg pardon !" As the trio of ladies took their departure. Mr. Pickloby WAS heard to utter divers mod edietions upon the heads of all meddling, bus tongued scandalmongers : but he soon reco'ored his temper, explained the whole &flair to his will), joined heartily in the t6tfglt thiCisae raised at - fire eipen "'arid ended by inviting Wigley to join their party that evening ih s game oT whist. ' It in stated that a young lady on Bos ton Common. dressed In the extreme of fash ion, WAS mistaken, by some boys, for a cir cus tent, and they actually. crawled some , distance under the canvass before they dis covered their mistake. when they broke from bir in great consternation- tr. 'When are you gong to commetlee thf• pork business ?" asketlia ' person nithe. the other„-wlu:s.haduaata in his aye. "alas° explain youraulf," said the afflict= ad one. tf t:11, I sea you have your sty ras,dT." Pries_thos4Y. 'lnudVea oualpg in toy' ay* now.! , , • .....,---,-.-- 7 .. r .- ' THURSDAY, JANUARY 6,1859. Female Beauty and Ornaments. For the sake of ornament and beauty, the ladies of Japan gild limit teeth:" For the same purpose the ladies of India paint their teeth red, and the Gazerat beauty dyes hers black. , - The modern Persiads greatly dislike red hair, while on the contrary the Turks much admire it ass mark of beauty.: In Greenland the women color their faces with bide ind yellow paint, and s Musco vite woman no matter how fresh her com pletion, would think herself very ugly if she were not plundered over with paint. The women in Turkey paint their eye brows with the tincture of a olack drug, and tir.ge their nails with a rose color. The Sy rian Turkish ladies dye their hands in h,n- In some countries mothers break the noses of their children, and in others press the head between twp boards to make it grow square. The characteristics of an African beauty are small eyes. thick lips, a large flat nose. pearly teeth, flat foot, and a skin " beauti fully birck." The Peruvian ladies wore a heavy ring suspended. from the nose—sometimes two rings —of gold and prceiyut atones. _ Same individuoug traveler; no doubt an old Gael). elm has remarked that '•they never perform the very useful and salutary operation of blowing the nose'' The ring prevents it. In China a beauty is characterized kv small feet! and long thin erebrows, and small round eyes. The Chinese belle, in addition to these personal charms, top. herself off with a bird of copper or gold, according to rank. Tho spreading wings all over thw front of the head-dress conceal the temples, and the tail forms a beautiful tuft of fathers behind. Maternal Joys. An exchange perpettitea the following scandal : Ba-a a a. ba-a-a•a'" shrieked a haltnaked infant; ufabout eighteen montl old. •• What's the matter with mamma's thweet little ducky I" says the nflectionate mother While presses it to her bosom, and the young serpent, in return digs its talons into her face. " Da,' den. Missus, I kilo* what little Master Sim wants," ex tba cherub a negro nurse. • You black hurry, why didn't you tell me then 7 " and the infunated mother gives Dinah a punch 111 tits chops with her shoe. '• Why, he wants to put his foot into dat pan ob grab)•." whimpered the unfortunate darkey ••Well, why don't you bring it here, you aggravating nigger?" replied die mother of the tom 1111[1We one Denali brings the gravy and little Sim puts his bare feet In the pan, and da.hea the milk warm grease about his sweet little shanks, to the infinite itatifica tion of los mamma, who tenderly exclaimed •• Did mamma's little Siminy want to put his teeny weeny tootles in the gravy 1 It &Jail paddle in the pan as it soysey vooseys, and then it shall have its poor.) , red frock on and go and see Its peppy peppy What is it to be Polite 1 Politeness is a trait which everybody ad tires, and which confers upon its pos.ces *or a charm that does much to pave the wny of lint with teccess. But it is very such aikaunderstood. Politentss does not' con sist in weitnnw a white silk glove, and in gracefully lifting your hat as you meet en acqoaintance —it does not consist in arttfi mai smiles. and flattering spellch, hilt in sincere and honest desires to promote (he happiness of those around you ; in the read moss to sacrifice your own case and coin fort to add to the enjoyment of others. The man who lays aside all selfishness in regard to the happiness of others. who is ever read y to confer favors, who speaks in the lan guage of kindness and conciliation. and who studies to manifest these little •tteitmions which gratify the heart, is a polite man, though he may wear a home-spun cost, and make a very ungraceful bow. And many a fashionable, who dresses genteelly, and enters the most crowded apartments with iisitirriiiiirirint misc. - is a perliaTrcmislietiiiir of rudeness and incivility. fie who has a heart flowing with kindness and good will towsrds his fellow men. and whir is guided in the ext raise of tht .a feelings by good common sense, is -truly polite men—and he alone. itUMSELLING DILINGS 801010/ . AND ROO - BLit —AI tavern keeper In Rensaelner C o New York, had abandoned the traffic in Alchohni after having been several years Engaged In It. was thdifibjecl, ()This selling liquor was referred to. he was ob served to manifest feelings of deep regret and sorrow. A friend ono day inquired the cause. "I will tell you," said be, and opening his account book he said, " here are fortyKour names of men who have all been my customers, most of them for years —thirty-two of these men to my certain knoyledge now lie to the drunkards grave ! ten of the retaiittins twelve are now living, confirmed sots ! Tb4e. CM the fruits or. thin dreadful and degrading business."— 'Who would be milling, to engage M it for the paltry wages of a few pence i Can a man follow this traffio and she a ohristian frj. Novae nod to a lady—lt 'look,' ay }l' you bore sleepy. Touch - y(ldr lieaver , grabs fu Ily t 'a genteel. • (,) / /; _ ••• . • s A Hard Joke The Mobile Advertiser tells the fulloiring good story of a notorious practioal joker in that city, yclept '•Straight-back Dick :" ' Dick was at the wharf ono day last week, when one of the op-river boats arrived, look ing, doubtless, for some unwary individual upon whom to exercise his talent. Ho watched closely the countenance of each pas senger as he stepped from the plank upon the wharf, and at length fastened his, gaze upon an individuaf who from his appearance and manners, was coirisiderably nearer Mo bile than he Imo ever been Iwifore. lie was evidently ill at ease, and•had probe:l/1y heard the reports which were rife in the country. relative to the hundreds who'W' ere dying in Mobile every hour from yelloiv fever. The min started off towards Dauphin street, car pet-sack in hand; hut he had not proceeded far before a heavy hand was laid upon his shoulder, and he suddenly stopped U, 0 turning mond he met the cold, serious coin tenanee of Dick,'and it seemed to semu a thrill of terror throughout his whole frame AlterloOkihrlairitn'iteddily about a ruin ute. Dick slowly elac,latedi Yes you aro the man. Stand straight !" With fear risible on ins—ereontenance, the poor man eti6esed to daaa.euzumemded. " Straighter ybi. ! " said Dick, " there. that will do ," and taking from his packet a small tape measure. he stooped down and measured him from the toe of his boot to the crown of his hat, took a pencil and carefhlly noted the height In his pocket-6o .k, to the utter amazement of Lb , stranger ; •1 ter which he measured him across the slioul dere and again noted the dimensions. lie then looked the stranger firmly in the face, and said : "Sir, lam very sorry that it iH no, but I will not he able to finish it fur you before morning.'' "Finish %hat 7" asked the stranger en deavoring in eam to appear calm 'Why, )1 ur coffin to ho sure' You see, I am the city undertaker, and the people ate dying here so fast that I can har ly supply the demand for coffins, You adi have to wait until your time conies, which aid be to-morrow morning ask, about tight o'clock " 'But what the d do I want with a cu'• tla f I havi no idea of Ely ing !" '•You haven't, eh I Sir, you will not live two hour', and a half. sec it in your coun. lenanile. Why, even now, you have a pain, a slight pain—in 3 our hack." -Y-yee, I Leliere I h•eve," replied the tt ambling Boomer. Exactly," said Dick, and in your I hint's. too I'' stranger, yqu're right : and I be gin to tee) it in the back of my neck and head." " Of Course you do, and * unless you do something for it you'll be dead In a short time, .1 a. , sure you Take mfr advice, ,now go back aboard the beat, swallow down a gill of brandy, get into your state room and cover up In the blankets. Lie there until you perspire freely, then leave here like light ning !" Hoosier hurried on board the boat ■nd followed Dick's instructions to the letter. On Monday he was met by a gentleman at Citronelle, to whom he related has wonder lot escape from death by yellow *var, even after preparations were being mods to oft ener his elan. Ile says he will never for cot the kindness of ,the tall man in Mo bile who gave him such good advice DCATII AND SIN 'Death and sin have an indissoluble' connection. Sin thd" invaii ble antecedent, death the Invariable rouse quence. Sin, the cause ; thath the effect. The demerit ;Attie one produces the desola , tier' of the otliFiTSiii formed the valcano, the earthqualie, the hurricane, the pesti lence, which now devour the population of cities and kingdoms. Sin inflicts every pang that human nature suffers. Sin nerves every 'death-throb that is endured. S stairs and blanches every corpse. Sin weaves every shroud. 'Sin shapes every everympitapli,,,,Siajirx tures every monument. Sin feeds every worm. The waste and havoc of centuries that are gene, and the waste and havoc of centuries yet to come, ad attest the truth that deittlybas passed upon all men, LO muse all hay. brined. lionninui New York on Thursday night, a negro, from New London Coon , na,p.ed Albert Corbyr, while at Crone's grog,;ery, Fire Pointe. swallowed, for .. a wagerof lilb. ftve pounds of tallow candles, tiro of raw pork, a plot of lamp oil, and a quart of whiskey. Ile was short ly after found insensible jut the street and sent to the station house, where it physi cian attended and administered an appropri ate dole. The glutton recovered after a while but laid his illness to the Five Point's whiskey. lie was committed to prison for ten days, for drunkenness. . ' Brigham Young, on or atkiut the 2)th ult.. was to havo boon triod . beibro the Uni ted &Atte District CA' ntrt for (also imprison ment of Gentile citizens. It Was rumored that he would have to bo forced to -attend court by the United States soldiers. Ile is a happy man whose eirnittlketnnoet emit hie temper; but:he happier who (an suit his temper to hip rirOtinvitato-to. • *saw • $1 504 AptAarce VOLUMIti 4—:UMBER 2. ♦ True Incident. On • bright summer morning, a yoUns teacher might have been seen wending her way toward a small but neat and pleasant . schoolhouse, situated in one of the interior districts of this State. Any one would have been struck n kb her childish• appearance for Retiree sixteen years had pastiedsover her head, yet she was Impressed with a deep sense of the responxthtlity of her Bright young flees at the 80100111011M0 win. lows grew brighter at her approach, and as she entered the school-room, the hitched si lence plainly showt.il that she possesited there an authority such as neither age nor statore attain una-compantel by an even, firm awl iiireler.tte disposition. She open. ti the Rook of books, read a few vt rst ~ and tifkr a slot 1, appropriate pray• , commenced her day's labor. After the day exercise, are closed, school txdismitssed, The " good nights I ' are re pealed, and the children may be seen Icor- Mg the schoolhouse- all sere one, • little boy about ten pare old. Ile has told a lie ! The teacher's usual happy smile has vanished, and as the boy boldly retiailts her searching gaze and quv.tiorts, with re peated denisls of his guilt, her heart be auties* painfully sisppers-ed , and she rakite an inward prsyer,to !Immo fur guidance. Rut as she tries to an aken to his heart some computtetiou of conscience, she feels that here is almost a hopeless twin fbr the boy had been taught to utter untruths by a mo ther t She leaves nothing unsaid which she think, can an aken penitence, but all is in vain. The boy will not confess, but by repeated denials adds falsehood to false hood. She goes to her Bible, and while elle is speaking kind and tender words to the tiring boy, ccnrchts out all those texts of Scripture %Lich refer to lying, holds the holy book before him, and bids him read. As the boy reads the threatening against the liar, his lips quiver and his Poke grows tr.oniulous with emotion. But an evil im pulse triumphs, and though ho dares not now ra.so his eye., as he did before, he says falternig, t ,ice, did not tell that The teacher fcetina that alit Wane Mr can, tells him he may go. But be slys, know the great struggle in your heart, Charley ; I know how wretched you feel,ao4.l how sou wait - lith e eveuhefor9,Rou get home, that you had told the truti. Listen, now, Cbarley,l while you are going home, I will be praying that God will ;rive you strongth even to turn back amt eons* to me with a confession. Then we caa aak Its furgiveness." MEE The boy was gone. With a sorrowful heart the teacher prays earnestly that the young child may not be lch to perish : for she Aids that he is already almost beyond hope. Hut suddenly. as she mien:Men that lie to whom she is preying is perfect In Justice, as well 1114 in mercy, aim growl calm and says, "Fattier, not my will, but thine be done." Then, almost involuntari ly, she looks In the direction in which the boy had gone, when lo ti he is coming back. Wtth tnespnesnsihle j , ty ;the meets him at the door. end with breathless interest Ws tens. Pale and trembling sitiethie• fort, b. neye, tobl Mat U.. 7 as/ burst into tam. Tito BAN hoi:•coieriered. *Ws is the rower of the Word of Got • to, Cournsa Irmo:sr.—Tim Detroit Mkt,- liver gin•, a new metingl of computing In ters-at on any number of dollars, at Silt per cent , n hich appears 4imple : '•S.paratc the right hand figure by a point and the figure on the left hand of this sep ars:ing point w 11 be interest in cents for six days the 11 , ..-,nre on the right of the point decimals of a cent. Multiply the whole amount by live to find the interest for thirty days, and this sum by two for sixty days three - for ninety days, ,ke. For any - number of days Itas than nix. take tha fractional, part of the interest far sir. Care mast be taken to separate the nght hand figures of the dollars, whether there be ceicts or mills in' the given sum or not.". A new gambling house has taw 'posed at Washington, and engraved invitation✓ have been sent to all the M. C.'s and other people 'supposed to have locate change. At thifbottoth *the card era the haws at which the table ikto be spread aria' the wham Dinner et 6 ; Supper et 10 ; Breakfast at 12." From this it may be inferred that these who " fight ye tiger" will rise late In the day, and commence business operations early to the evening. A Ripener In the Huston jail had so tier mighty Wired 'a muse that on his appear ing In court to answer the charges against hi:twit emerged from his pocket, ram over hie head and shoulders, II ndiatit taking moment's 'peep at the audience, rear :eo-. tired to his retreat. . I Asz I" " TemmT, my son," said a fiiird "do you nay your prayeri night and awn- , lug I" Yon—that IS nights ; but mil 'tiger, boy can take care of himself in the 'llay flute.' N _ An old (team, whose son.bed died WM visited by a neighbor t Who:to *PP"' dole with him on hie /OIL _ " w 1954," wild the tsther—'rime'lltisli thing.- it minis own loss —lit win Olga." ~~~_~