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. TERMS :—sl,sdeta it paid within threenionthe
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•JO PRINTING
RAI:INTIM In the neatest manner, at the lowest
view, and with the atmoet despatch. Dating
pairolisatit a lartinannoutorrat typerve - are•pr.o
• pared to satisfy the orders of ear friends
`business Etrutorp. die
ADAM! 0011 i,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
. ett.teroStt, rram'a,,
promptly to/11111414 buslnees Intrusted
to him Hosea along''u will be Oral 16 the
Orpb Court Practice and Berireoing. flit (Moe
le with the Hon Jabal 'r 11.1 s, where he can
AlssillputlAtlled In Om &NOM_ red_ German
language... -
.1 H. STOVIKR
Al PECET A vr) CI WM:it:U.OR AT LAW
v.r.rn•Tr, rr•,'A
Will prletice bia prof. , Rion In the several ennrin
of Centre county, Al! badness Intrualcd In him
will be fbithfuliNttanded le - Patiltinlor .tUn 4 lOn
paid to collections and all monies prordrllj re
twitted. Can be sonata/tad in the Drennan as well
se in the }tallish lamplage.
Office on High , formerly oceuple.l by Judge
Burnside and 11 C Boat, Eiq
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I 7133:121E0
LINN & S 4 NILSON:
ATTORNEY'S AT F.A
ORlcs on Allegro'' street, in the buibling for
marl, occupied by II McAllister, hale A t't
hankers
August 18 - -Iyen r .
WILLIAMS MS. SMASH,
A YTOR:si EY AT LAW
NII.I.CYIfIrr PA
Office with lion Jomes T 1610
AEA RTEN ITOIII.IK it BON,
AUCTION KEILft,
Bellefonte. Pa , will attend to all tuatoete in their
DO writrponetuality
CERA IL MC
WITH SMITH, MURPHY d CO.. DRY GOODS
97 Market 8t end 28 Church A Noy, Yhils ,
efISO, I •11111./.1“, 11 u I n immune, 4 - 13
FAIALAIPIN 4.117 DOBBINS,
Pliplel tNd A StatliF:ONti,
ra
4745041 N biretoforo on 13zahop street, opposite the
tesimisorinee l(o,,I
ma. F• INUTCIIIIIIOrt,
J.2.1 - 811.:1 AY A SUM: EON,
lileismemserie IN ma J. : 4 01:iin, roepeotfolly
4ens Lis rafeemlleasl ieteletOs to the oitizens of
Vialllga MMUS are/ eloilipity office et the
Nut.. llama,
NUL 1011'811
Arttgit WEI" t 4 A ft - % IV . ,
IMA[J.L.Ftf4,7 , VC, P.O , A
1 r.O ISSteha7l stet 'a e7i Beal hare eaered
In 'a eopertnerehip G.ll pre.eliee of the Law, un
4.Dethe some et MiteoheLl AI !huh and will give
'prompt and Knipe( &URDU.. to 111 Lesiva u en
emata& 4e deem
Ono* a. Itegaolds' Ar Nut., ivear tho Cone
Elmo,
Hewn tea 101-48 tf
Juissawyrs_risi.
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43 • ',481. A r
MY d r WAILNIIAIVE
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JAMBES 08. 411.14111t1X,
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61111.LIMON‘Z IV , . 1
'Gabe 44 Indb Beret, opposite the ve4.1,11.4 of
Burwelde
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ATWOOD £ sus IL
ATTOR4EY'S AT LAW,
Lock 11 d, rr. r I
011Ioe in )Isoieu oprrette the l'onon
1110113841,
car *Mine= or .1t Uncle, perbulling to ale pro
/owe prmtptly attend I d to
I. POTVICII. J D Nirt II el I.
re d riridg
PHYSICIANS A SIJIWEONS
Dr Deo. L POTTIER bat removed to rho Brick
Boum directly opposite hia former rceideaco
Dr. J. D. MITCUILL to lb* house Ictoly occupied
by Wm. Mande, flog • on Sprit!, it. thaos, neat
dose above Dr. Putters reeiderme, whore they earl
tur eonculted. unleu professionally ot%atel
J. D. 311'111WATIS.,
ItISSIDENT DENTIST.
Ocoee end residence on the North East Corner
of the Diamond, neer the Court Houma.
cir Will be (semi et his oflloo oxectitr Ll! wechs
in each mouth, commencing un the flat Moodey of
the month,whett he will be stray tilling professional
idstiem _ _
tatKEN 10101111K1101,
DRUOGISTet.
• p•
WOOL'UNALIII aa4 LITAtt. DMIALILRA it .
Drop, Med Woes, Pe wary, Paints, Oils, Var.
imbibes, Dye-Stub, Toilet Soaps, Bentham, Hair and
Teeth Brushes, Panay and Toilet Articles, Tremolo
and Shoulder Braces, Garden Seeds
Customers will Ind our stook eemplete and fresh,
and all sold at moderate prices.
rit'reren - ers - ind Phrasing from the liountly
ire netted to examine our stook.
- - - L HLE
HOTEL,
OPPOSITETHE WENT BRAN4ILi DANK
WItLIAN•PORT, PA.
WILLIAM 11. HAY, PROPRIETOR.
rt IS —An Omnibus frill nom to and from the
Depot and Poobet Landings, to this Hotel, free o
eh arm
8 oPt• 3-11f4.1 •
DENTAL CARD.
H. B. Parry.—Scßop.oN
(taro or LAPICAPPCS, PA ,)
'''lllocated peromoently, in Bellefonte.
17 1 ,, tire Want?, where he proposes praotts
ing. all the VAP/000 hmothes of his prohinion to the
most approved manner, and at moderate
°dice and residence in the house oesarty
Mn. E. Benner, directly opposite the red enoe of
, the ha Hon. Thomas Barrudde.
CARD
We take plounro In reoounonding - Dr. 11. Il
Pa%az to oar Mond! as a thorough and Wpm
plh riantint. H. BRZSBILIFt ,
Mnroh 21.1/1-401.
xvicraim DAWN, ,
E. C. IIeMES, JAS. T. 11.4u.x
U. N. 111cAct.tErze., A. 0 CourtN
Muita.tr.
INTEREST PAID ON BPEOIAL DEPOSIT§
ROUES, BIoALLISTER, 114 R k CO., -
.EiLLIIITrATINTRIt CO, PA .
DEPOSIT RIMMED.
EIELS Or ISOM E' AND ED.
NOTES DIA
iTINTED.
COLLECTIONS X X 'AND PROORAV U
m inomrrLY.
tINTIRESSSAIDCASPROIAL DEPOE2 FOR
marrDAlre DMER SISEEIMI filo
AT ,TIISIRATE OE rouRT. ' , ' , IMX i .:T -
PDAANEDX , --FOR , RIX" 1111
AND EPRA4XX, AT THE RATS OF - MPkR
CENT PER ANNUM,
lIMONAP9g ON .THE
S N EAST CONSTAXTLY ON
• . AD. -,
t!oot ! why clog thyself
•
With weighty thciu need'et not beet: ?
'Enough fbr trrty imaging day .
he its own leader Oates.
Why be in haate to pay-
A debt before Ida doe 1
So soon life's sorrows oonte, eirhy run
To catch the distant view
•
D ! let to-morrow's woe
lu whit eancealment rest :
Do npt her frightful visage lutes,
And wear it on thy bresst.
• 4 1 4drh •
Froth vain fkoMboding ft ee i '
' And make lift's bitterest moments yield
Their lingering sweets to thee.
Tho Watusa who fat..
We have, says the New York Evening
Post, puhlislied several betters respecting
this extraordinary case of suflering ; they
are important to scientific men, and painful
ly inttresting to all. The following in writ
ten by Ret. S. P. Williams to the Christian
Advocate .
-Mrs. Hayes is not yet dead I leave
seen her several times. And alter reading
all that has appeared in the Advocate in re
gard to her. venture to communicate a few
thoughts upon her case. Before ,she passed
into this peculiar and effecting condition,
her health was for some trues extremely
poor. She ate but little, and that occasion
ed a considerable amount of suffering Some
timen It threw her into spasms. For nearly
5 year before she ceased to take refresh
ments altogether, she lived wholly. or near.
ly, upon the juice of dried raspberries. until
that became a source of suffering. Theo,
for a time, she took occasionally • small
quantity of cold water; and it is nolo .inetir
ly a year since she swallowed any liquid, to
the knowledge of any one. Indeed I have
no doubt that a teaspoonful of litinid, put
into her mouth would be the occasion olio r
(loth, unless tlinipasniudida action orher
throat should expel it. Any person to ace
her ten minutes must be satisfied that thirq
is no decePtion in her case. 11cr head rind
shoulders, one or the other, are in perpetual
motion. Shots frequently thrown forward,
until she is nearly doubled togetherand then
the head thrown Lack, and her neck li:erally
doubled, and the body forced back. and the
whole face, chin and all, entittl3 Luned in
the pillow. This is done several firm 4 tille•
CeSSIVely lit less time than I take in writing
it The last time in the sere: the face will
remain nearly buried in the pillow, and she
does not breathe for ten or fifteen minutes.
Once she remained sixty-two minutes with
out breathing• When this is over, and the
spasms passes off. she stniggles for hr call,
and her head is rolled from side to side al
most with the velocity of lightning (or a
moment or two ; the fare lw tomes red n the
the rush of blood to the head. and the skin
quite moist with perspiration. Then the
imams subsides into a gentle motion - Of the
jaw and shoulders, keeping bine, as one
would think, with the action of the heart.—
Iler akin about the face, neck, chest and
hands is delicate and hialthy as the Skin of
an infant. The pulsations of her blood a
bout the chest, neck, head and arms. gm'
exceediogly delicate, are quite regular.—
, Iler hair does not grow, nor is it WIT oft
her head, as one-would naturally suppose,
except a little just upon the crown. The
I , action of the liver is entirely suspended, of
course, The action and state of the lungs
are perfectly healthy. fhey hair! been
thoroughly examined by skillfol physicians
with the aid of a stethoscope, and are sup
posed to he perfect. Iler nourishment is
wholly from the attuo srhere. The last nu
triment, indeed the last swallow of water
she wasknOwn to take, was in the last of
June, 1857. The last time she was known
to be Anions widarbsaLd December_ When
she cornea out of these long spatted'
she
acetrisip cry for a moment, like air ins his
distress. At such times her husband t 'inks
she may be conscious. It is moat !distress
ing to hear it. She is not above the ordina
ry laws of disease. She has recently had a
thorough case of the mumps. Itrsicisely as
ethers have them. 11cr nails upon her fin
gees. like herbair do not grow at all."
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EINTEM
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dxswen TO ♦ Cesu.neme.—When Judge
Tatcher, many years ago, was a member of
Congress from Maisacluisotfe. he was chat
longed to a duel by Mr. 'Mount, member
from North Oaroline fur words spoken in
debate. th - e - Jidge inns
-
from Blount, after adjusting his wig and rev
olutionary bat, veld to the bearer :
Give my respeotfid compliments to your
master, and tell him he ca nnot , jar* $
nito answer to his note to-day. Lot Win b
patient s abort time, tilt I can write to Port
land and receive titutiVir. I always con
sult my serfs do nuitityra of importance, well
knowing that she is a better judge of fawily
affairs Mum myself. If r he takes Ott , eboico
of trAming a widow or haring her husband ,
'binged (berm:trier, I cerfeinly will fight. Mr.
Blount. Tell him not to be iA a hurry; it,
will not take more than threat ireeks tu ro
ceiio her selection,"
Stitddr Votiril,
Vimllantous
•
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Terrible Murder near Portanunith, Ohio
The Portsmouth Tribune, of May ith, has
the lohowing account of the' murder of MN.
Samuel Morgan, by her husband, at Frank•
fin furnace,. Ohio. Atortini in Alfty-five
years of age, slid has a large family. Ills
Character is violent 1
At the tinieo( the 'punier, (about /o'clock^
on Wednesday evening,) there were some of
the Mueller children at home, and a woman
natned Sarah Chamberlain, who, it.- seems,
has been an Mutate of the house fur smile
time, and a cause Of dipleulty beta vcri Mor
gan and his wife. The house is situated a-
bout three hundred yards from neighbors,--
On Wednesday evening a dispute arose be
tween Morgan and his wife, when idle start
ed across the Lanl to escarL. n_ketting .
over the fence, Morgan struck her with
.09
piece of benne rail, felling her to the ground,
and he rep. sled the blows until life u tii'ses•
limn. Nies. Chamberlain atiVite children
were witnesses to the damning spectacle.
Aftei Morgan found his wife was dead, he
bade one of the stttldron bring him a log
pailldofard the neck w tat
corpse, and then dragged. it across the yard.
ilorelte — proc - ci:de - d io scrip tut - - toity of Alt
clothing. and then left it lying at the door all
night, while ho remained in the house until
next morning.
Meantime the rumor of the murder had
been spread by the little children, who frsn
ticnlly
rim to a married sister's, some dis
tance off. 4 On Thursday morning, Mr. 0. It.
Gould proceeded to the spot and arrested
Morgan, who, it seems, made no effort to.
escape.
The prisoner, together with dire. Chain•
berlain and two of his children, are now in
our jail, the three latter being detained as
witnesses.
At Stroud, in nlouceatershire, a well drea
and mon called nn A n ealtley and leading
Quaker and expressed great desire to see
him t wherLhis wife proffered hien refresh
ment and a spare, bed. Ilia a servant girl
did not like his looks, and alter all had re
tired hid herself in a side parlor. in •
night, the stranger came down araira, put nn
hie hoots, and leaving a carpet hag in the
hall, opened the door, and gave a loud whis
tle. The girl qtrreklybarretrlhe fellow out.
The carpet bag had a rich assortment of re
volvers, daggerie_ and burglars appliances,
which the stranger nelier called for
—A negro in ',nil
1 . 08 PIACA OP INSANITY'
isville broke open a lire belonging to a corn
rade, containing three silver dollars, and
atbie nirof the pieces. llnv,ng been se
rligned forgie theft, the lotto , plea of in.
sanity was arged, the counsel declaring that
no sane man would lake one and leave two
dollars behind Whereupon the collet, who
was robbed. exclaimed with great empha
sis • Massa, I tell you dat nigger ain't
crazy : he broke my box open Ina took de
(14.114 r out. Now, if he had broke fie boa
open and pot a dollar to, den I'd say he's
crazy " Ills argument was conelnsil c and
the theft sent up.
A Nina I w DKCISION. —Chief Justice
Shaw, of Massachusetts. has decided that
placer. for gelling liquor in violation of law
aro common nuisances, and may be abated
by an. body. Ire therefore. t.x pressed tho
judicial opinion, that a toot, of men and wo
men who destroyed a liquor store at Salem
were justified in their action. Law in Mas
sachusetts seems to be a strange contrivance
for confusing the rights of property and im
periling the pesos of society. It is easy to
sea the consequences or suo4 judicial dvla
no this. It will lead itievitights to repeated
riot, outrage, and bloodshed.
To cure corns, musk the foot In warm en
ter fora quarter of an hour every night : af
ter each soaking rub the corn patjentty with
the finger, using half a dozen drops of sweet
oil wear around the toe during the der
two thicknesses of buckskin, with a hole in
it to receive the corn. Continue this treat
ment until the corn falls ofl : and by wearing
mixt/aptly loose shoes it will he monthit,snd
even Years, before the corn 'returns. .when
the same treatment will lao efficient in a few
darn. rtring corns is always dangerous,
besides making them take deeper root.
THE &PRIMO COIJET Or MIOISOUR3 hog rc•
vented the decision of the court below in
the case of Jae, ft. Birch against Col. Ben-
ton. The action in the lower court was for
slander, Andli . judgr ant for five thousand
dollars was rendered against Col. Benton.
From this decision he appealed and was suc
cessful, but not until several weeks after
his "teeth.
Two NEXT STATE FAIR.—Tbe next annual
air of aii - SEtite AgrittiWire Society' wit
be bald at Pittsburg, in September. The
citizens of that city have ISUbSeTibtd the
necessary amount to secure it—two thons
and dollars. The State Society has leased
the County Fair grounds trout the County
Society , and extensive arrangements are al
reittly in progrevs for the exhibition.
AR accident occutod on the eattawissa
road, near Hingtown, a few days since, by,
the breaking den axle. Three passenger
cars wercjatarned and thrown across the
track. Fortunately the paasengore all esca
ped. J. S. Hall, the mail tfgenk was scam
what bruised. j
Make 'Yourselves
' Soffit, years ago, a New York. Miinufao
turer or sarsaparilla spent a hundred! thOuti•
and dollars annually in adverthile. 'ertriak
I, i - if
concoction. 'Some people . their
shoulders at the wes:e of money,: 4 Said,
in their hearts, ere man was a fool.—
Yet the ;rod fool has retired from huainegs
,with im inttnerma fortune, and him a splen
did palace on Fifth Avenue. Roottltly, an
other individual with the same o$
„options,
started a flash and trashy weekly inewspa:
-.•
per, end advert:Red th9_elteel tnlathparta of
the country, at the ,expense of, manir thouse
ands of dollars. • Some people put him dowo
cc a madmin, Who would mop likei a rock
et and zone down like a stick
j n fll . lexi di a
L !
th o i i,.. r ., ,ftt 11 Mal. a witjo 7 - ' . ii
414
lies with the advertisements of ael la sr
ry. Intelligent readers laughed a4.itha pte
temonnit of his weekly, but they plitild trot
'urn their'eyes to the press in any, irectlon
without.seeing the ennouncetnent •he eon-
tents of this wonderful hebdoma , they I
(1 4
i 1 ill tg =
t h a ram bo .• , •..,.
jalode. Paper; of the same deserip on had
been frequentlfßaitcdTelliriCaliniiiil hifi
a swift career into oblivion. But his pa
'per continues to flourish and to Attend its
circulation ; about three hundred and fifty I
thousand copies are distributed witty, and,
there is good reasdn 46 believe - ohs . before
long, the number will reach harm million.
Every It eek, the publisher inereitiss4 hls ex
penditure fur advertising. Fie teats he is
now willing fto spend twenty-Ors thousand
dollars in advertising A single otl•anii
thunder border story. Far froinbdng ruin
ed. according to general ar.tielpedleu, this
man who, a few years age, had-, a thous
! and dollars to call his own, WOO"; mulatcd
a hundred thousand dollen worth taxable
property.
Some people might to ponder theiw aston
ishing facts. They enter uppn busincse
with the object of achieving wealth its speed
ily as posvible. They depend upon the ex
tent and rapidity of their sales tit accent-.
p Ish this result. To make sides tkey must
fluid purchasers, end they ran only 'wore an
extensive circle of buyers by makj a them
selves widely knows. Yet the, .
our business mon sit contentedly in titeir
stores, and trust to Providence and the arts
of a drummer for getting rid of a stock of
goods. They grumble at the expense of the
smallest nilvertiseinent,eonsidepeg the loon
ey so spent rt thrown away Will they not
learn, from the extraordinary success of the
New York publisher, that the columns of a
newspaper furnish the true medium for ma
king their establishments widely talked a
bout, and adopt the policy which has en
riched mery business nom who has CIIIIIIIC the
experiment 1 The same wane which Town
send employed to well his sarsaparilla, and
Bonner uses to get off his " Ledgers," are
equally available for disposing of any kind
a goods. If you would sell largely, • great
niiiiiber of people must hear of your goods—
and if ran would have them know what you
have for sale, you must advertise Therm .
the whole philosophy of succesi. *IS es
pecially commend it. to the a tteution of that
great body of 'Justness men in BellefOnte
who have so long sullered from the . 1 penny
wise acid pound foolish" policy of keeping
out of the newspapers.
The Pocket Book.
Scene first--A young gent is discovered
surrounded by his friends, who ire jesting
with him regarding his attentions to s cor
taiin young
Young tlent--," Boy s. tell you how it
is. You ace I care nothing for the girl —it's
the old men's pocket book that I'm After."
Chorus of Friends--" lis ! !Is"!
f Second scene—A Parlor —time l I P. M.
1 Young lady seated—young gent rises to de
part--kcsitates as if lattariktn ... d then slow
ly remarks :
" Miss Matilda, excuse ripe, but you must
,be aware that my frequent visitoi. my attenm
lions,' cannot haVe been Withont an object."
Young lady —4' Ah, yes, so I have heard
and I shall to only too happy to grant you
what you desire."
(Takes from the table a paper parcel. and
unfolds it, displays a large old fashioned and
empty morocco pocket book.)
Thee, f have been informed, is that oh.
ject, Permit me to present It, end congrat.
Oath you that you will In future have no
further occasion to renew these visits and at%
tentions."
eYoung gent swoons.
Edwin Forreat writes to s gentleman
in Uleveland: 4• You must never lock' into
the ncwepaper3 fur any just roport.of me,
for the penny-tr./taro never report me and
my' use arigher - They hwve bad—ail—torts
of rumors concerning me lately, and some
very ludierons indeed , that I am to open a
grooery shop at. Chicago ; that I am to open
a liquoestore out %Viet ; that I have quit the
stage forever, that I am dying of the dropsy;
that I have got' religion (as if I had• ever
been without it ;) that I ammo become i par
son, and tilt church is being built this city
fbr my debut in the pulpit."
Religion in a woman wares all her beet
interests. It greets her character; preemies
her peace, endears her Newish*, ',Conroe
*idiom, and adds a dignity and violliiindee
cribeble,to all her deeds. '
~ THURSDAY, MAY 27,-1858.
Major Noah on Marriage.
, The last Veteran of the press, Al. M. Noah,
held a very ric o y pen, which threw uffsparl •
hng paragraphs wits as much ease " as tho
lion shakes the dew-drops from his mane !'
The following is one of them :
"We like abort courtships in this Adam
acted like a sensible man—ho fell asleep a
bachelor, and awoke to find himself a mar
ried man. Ile appeared to hare popped the
question almost immediately after - meeting
Md'lle Eve, and she, without any flirtation
or shyrieits,lare him a kiss and herself. Of
that finst kisu in this world we hare had,
however, oui own thoughts. and sometimes
in a,pdtritical mood; haiie o wished we were
the man what did it.' But the deed is
done the chance was Adam's and ho itn-
P - iorelire - - or - 01114 7
mirlieit in a garden. It is good taste. We
like a private a:ediling. --Adam's was pri
rate. No envious beaux were there : 'nit
croaking old maids ; no chatting aunts and
grumbling grand-mothers. The birds of
, wa t t trsx ., :ila and t v la
One thing abou tlhe first treading brings
near-things to _na-m_ apiternf Bcrifkozit
truth. Adam and his wife were rather
young to marry—some two or three days
old, according to the sagest arsulatioti of
theologians -mere babies—larger but nor
older4-without experience—without a house
—without a pot or kettle—nothing but luve
and Eden."
Pita Bawls BAST -Ore stated a day or
two since, on what we believed to be good
authority, that Mrs. Cunningham. had re
ceived from its mother and was taking fell
charge of the celebrated bogus baby. We
now learn from the very best authority that
this is entirely an error, and like most of the
tales floating about in reference to the move
ments, dginge, &c., of Mrs. Cunningham has
no foundation whatever. We regret that w o
were made the medium for giving circula
tioe to so unfounded a report, the more no
as we think this personage has hewn the sub
ject of a sufficient almount, of idle and sense•
less gossip so fairly entitle her to a respite
during her natural life.
Mrs. Cunningham is now living in a very
part of the city. surrounded by her family
of children, one of whom, the youngest
do ughter, was married a few weeks since to
a Cory respectable young man, and there is
no good or sound reason that we can under•
stand why she, in her domestic retirement,
should not he left to her own enjoyments
_without further molestation from imperti•
net gossi p- inongern
A Clout. Vitt) 0; - Wm S. Tuckerman,
the notorious mail robber, who has recently
been tried, convicted and sentenced, in New
llaven, to twenty.one years of hard labor in
the Penitentiary, is the some individual who
• few years ago, when Treasurer of the
Eastern Railroad Company, swindled that
confiding and credulous corporation out of
some 5200,000. (Jr this latter crime ho was
convicted before the Supreme Court of Boa•
ton, and 7as under heavy bonds to appear
for sentence when arrested for his mail ope
rations on the Sunda night trains Letween
Now York and Roston. As his sureties in
this case could not take him out of the hands
of the U. S. Marshal, who held him in cue
todPon behalf of the general government,
their bonds were forfeited; and, though be
will technically escape punishment for his
offence under the statues of Massachusetts,
Judge Ingersoll, of the U. S. DiatOct Court,
has given him •• a settler" which will answer
for bottrold Td new. ,7„
The rcadiug of a gold and s ell conducted
newspaper, erg Or the slic4„space of one
quarter of a year, brings more bond itiatruc
tion and leaves it deeper impression, than
would be acquired, probably, at the best
sohool in twelve months. Talk to the Mem
bers of a family who mad the papets, and
compare their information with those who
do not. The dillecimegt is beTond coMpera
icon.
nu CLOSING Scakma.—The undignified
closing scenes of our own State Legislature
were not without precedent. In the state of
Maryland the closing hours of the session
were decidedly ludicrous, and the last
scenes in the legislature of Ohto, which ad
journed on the 13th init., consisted of sing
.4lll Auld Lang Syne, Oft in the Stilly Night,
Home, Sweet, Moine, and the Star - SPacgic4,
Banner.
The death of Jamie B r arber aged four yarn
and nine months, is announced In the chi
cagolpapens. Thts little girl wee the last
sureiring member oL tha * lsonly of the lae
Jabei barber, of Chictr, who, with ha
wife and daughter,,, perished
Steamer Pao& in 1856. At the time of
his death his property was *etiolated at
♦boat 8260,000, and has increased its value
to 6400,000.
. .
COOL As A Coautn.—A man voted Masqum•
perturbability and a scolding wife was stopp
ed in the woods ove night by a pretended
ghost. lle only said _
" I owl stop, Mend ; if you are a Meal
Must revived 3.10 u to get out of the way and
lot me pass ; If you are *to dm% come along
and take supper with mo—l ',tarried yvvr
vaster."
The Patent -Umbrella.
Beard, the Cincinnati artist, has•invented
a plan to atop that most incontrlnient and
unpuninhable crime, umbrella theft, which
we Intend to make public at the rink of vio
lating the patent laws.' We will tell the
story as he related it'.—
" had bought a line silk umbrella, and
/darted for the Burnet (louse, on a rainy
day, when I began to reflect urron my' ex
travagance, and to wonder, as IT tripped a•
long proudly under its broad and safe c..iv,•r,
whether or not it would go the way of all
umbrellas, and' leave me to the pitiless
peltinga of the atorit" before the fifty MBA
over, True I could by my hand ; but
then occasionally T wee-so absent-minded
that , l would be Joat as apt to aet down in a
publicbar-mm, or even to hare it quietly
taken out ofniy hand by some adroit pur
loiner." Suddenly an idea occurred. T
stepped in a hardware store and pnrebefted
a small padlock.
On arriving at the hotel, I closed my um-
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the most perfect confidence in the public
rack,. Lie.ai not Int eraiting_for a custom
er. A splendid looking follow, with a goatee
and moustache, stepped up with the moat
'erfect nonchalance and took my identical
umbrella,. I quietly sauntered toward the
door, giving a casual glance at the weather :
my herb essayed to spread the sheltering silk:
but alas! it was no go—again I Still worse.
What the deuce was the matter I lie look
ed, saw the trap, and the fall of his counte
nance was exactly the step from the sublime
to the ridiculous I had so often heird or,
but never seen before. My umbrella was
quietly deposited in its place, and my gen
tleman meekly sauntered towards the slid
ing room and slipped out of another door um
brella-less.
I was by no means satisfied with one ex
periment. In a little while I Raw one of the
most bramfrapprciriators of small things
(he was especially hard on lunches and
drinks—free) in all Cincinnati•
" Now," said t, "ix My chance. , '
This customer had an article in his hand,
which might in courtesy be styled the "ghost
of a umbrella," and cotton at that. With
a gran. iloquent air, be deposited it right a
long side of mine, and wont to the bar.—
There he picked up a treat and eat crackers
and cheese enormously. Thence to the read
ing Tooth, with my eye still on h'm, And in
less than a minute, with a shrug, and but
toning ttp his coat an extra button, he pass
ed in a rapid business manner to the door,
picked up My umbrella, with scarcely a
glance, as 6e went along. I was on hand.
With II sudden movement he attempted to
raise it ; no go !
Again ! Still a failure ! With a decision
perfectly Napoleonic, and worthy of the oc
ciution, he was about to tear away the slight
obstruction, when I stepped up and said :
" Don't do Unit ! I'll lend you tho key:'
"Ah ! Mr. Beard. Ila ! Strange mistake
—thought it wow my own. Unol device
think I'll adopt it."
And with the most perfect cam, he put
my umbrella down, took his own and ea
'nosed,
I was satisfied. I had found out how to
keep an umbrella—and now I am on my
way to Washington to get a patent for it.
Beautiful Anecdote.
A happier illustratiqna, tke_
character of the Bible, and the taellity with
which even a child may answer by it the
greatest of questions, and solve the sublira
est of mysteries, was perhaps never givin
that at an ezatninatlins or & deaf and dumb
institution. some years ago, in L0nd0n........,
, A little boy was asked in writing, " who
made the world I" Ile took the chalk, and
wrote, underneath the question, " In the be
ginning God created the heavens and the
earth." The clergyman then inquired in a
similar manner, " Why did Jesus Christ
come Into the world "1" Al smile of delight
and gratitude rested on the countenance of
theiittle fellow, as he wrote:
This is a faithful saying and worthy of
all aoception, that Jesus Christ came in'o
the world to save sinners."
. A third was then proposed, evidently I
.ted to call the most powerful feelings in
to exercise :
~ Why were you born deaf and dumb,
when I can hear and speak t•' ,
" Never," laid itt.ele-witness, ehell 1)
2k of resignation which let up
mance, as ho took the ehalli.ind
on his actin
wrote."
gten so Ihthet, lbr so it seemed good in
thy Bight."
The learned professor and Principal of thy
A eademi of Saumur,^ used to spend five
Waniiirttfieffitng Sn big study, but "slur
very punctnit at dinner. Ono day, on his
not appearing precisely at tlfie dinner Lora
his wife entered hit study, and found him
sUll reading. " t wish," said the Lady,
thett was t book."
" Why sol"replied.the Prorated%
" Ammo you latptald then be eonctent . to
•••I should hare no objection ) " rejoined
did) Profeu4t, r " provided you *thy an al-
Mairo." •
.4 Why ai altennoo, nir dear
Because I then shoold hare a .nee• one
every year !"
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VOLUME a— NUMBER 22
A Picture df LuTg among the Nona*
The (wed," (FArgVattly Mete*ry publishes's
lrttcr young woman, ealueyi Nita
'both Cotton, who fmmerly reaitio(tin time
place, hut was induced to' join a liferismit
emigration party. The fullotrias are ea-,
theta from the letter :
•• I am strand I shall never nee you win * ,
but still I live in frivol.
44 We sleeted from till Lake some - tittle.
since t 6 tonte clack again. hut the Mittrertotte -
met us, and we were compelled to go back. -4
44 On arriving at Nati Lake, ( was at all
little surprised to ace die,men•rumung after.
the women and asking them if they, worn
rigid hill I have not got marl ied yet, and
Ido not intend to. !dant of the men have
eight or ton wives, and ho sleeps with one
on ; this ns Mormonism, But this Is not all
for Brigham 1"00n4,4,- has slaty women. CMI
they had twelve saw in one year, and how
many daughters Ido not know. What they
preach about is , thieving, and cut-
Atga t ittbcidir a, throat. and if you ask any.
d—d business.
"I know , one Toting. woman of 1114 en who
has UT Tifir - in — ftre - mcmittet,-eed- -
that gives you an idea or Nlonnomsm. Ann
.Tubb raffle 'hug with OA along the plains,
a id when she got to Salt 114140 there wore .6
m‘ny men running alter her that she got
married, and she it the aceend wife, and
they call her Ann %CAM. but she is far from
being comfortable, and would be glad td be
back again.
'• If I WWI in England. and any Mormon
elder came to the house where I Wen. I
would give him a pretty warn► reception.—
Mormoniam in England and Mormotihrm
Salt lake are M different as chalk and
cheese.
When we eroased the plaint, in 1850.
we had a quarter of a pound of flour itt Ofle
day; it was very cold a tallier, nearly 1d
feet. deep in •now. We could not travel.,
and had to wait on the plviia until the Mor
mons come up with teams to fetch tut in. I
could tell you a great deal morle if I eras
with you. lem your affectionate daughter.
" F.usAiwro Carroty."
Advertising
the two first verses of the first thimble
of the " Chronicle of Mttleten," reeds thus:
Who hith airless f Who hath woe T
Who shineth' the etreetg With gloom of
countenance and perplexity of mind f Who
loseth thg 6 conlidetiCe ana patronage of men.
and sinketh into pointy and forgetfulness T
RR THAT ADVEVITISIITH KOT —lle that dotes
not make hintself known throughout the pe.
pers—lle who, by Ilk eeglect in this matter,
deprireth himself of gain, and secureth to
himself loss ! ills buiiness wisdom Is fool
ishness. Ills lack of knowledge, aye, his
stinginess sticketh out, 411 , 1 the discerning
shun him. /
Who hath gladness 1 Who hath Joy
Who bath a groarinOulitiess and full cof
fers? Who payeth his notes promptly 1—
Who gaineth the confidence and patronage
of men, and rieeth purely to affluence', Ha
THAT A' ILITISIMI LIDERA 1.1. T —He that three
the journals of the day • maketh himaelt" anal
his busincas known! He hath chosen the
part of wisdom. and his riches and honors
increase like the light of the morning.• His
shacldre groweth broad. His complacency
increaset'h•. his Canto eiteculeth.
IHdhap
pineas cndurcth, and he le honored awl
blessed of all men —particularly lay prin
ters."
So mote It he
The iiiiie;l7l& - is Beath•
_The Neer tau Crest - ea of_tio_l2lh
records the (Jiro vring mcTiiiihoTy MN. Orautt.
"den death :
Laura Williams, young and beautiful, hut
frail, was found &tad in her bed on Saturday
night. In the home of Eliza Holley. She
came from Baltimore abont eighteen months
ago,. and was quits) a belle among the tiro.
men of her kind. latterly ithw Rough& in
alcohol the comfort which so often leads to
death t and for a week prior to her-death,.
she had indulged to an unusual exteut.—•
tate on Saturday night she went to her
room, thine being nothing the matter_ pith
her to any apparent extent, beyond that of
a alight intdeicetion. Shortly aftetwards4
one of the women went to her and limed her
dead. ft was heliered that she had taken
poisbn. The deceased was twenty-three
years of sge, and s mare of Ilattssomm.—•
Among her effects was an old Ingham boa.
net -and a purse. Wilk+ she had cheriaheetai
remetnbtanees of bet' Mother, and ;he, wo
men hr the house, with that fear* .trltich
never deserts woman even in her lowest
state; asked the &toner that thee, relma of
her Fortner innocence milt kle bgtl44
her ; a request which_trialof course 'cont.
phett ch.
Thorns". f. Klento, Esq., forwforlt editor
of the fsittsbo!lb, Union, has been APP o bfiell
Prothonotary ',the Supremo Court RWII.
*atom District of •Pearisylvsnia, rice A.
U. Westmont. who his taken the situition
of Chef Oho* In l b . °Moe or AttePenof 00.,
erol Mick, - • -
A Woman . .. Rights Convention eieseeinn
(Pew York lint perk. TM attendance wsi
reAkeriielliis ui4 lonslited priactips*" of
seody'A ibe owseullawgerfikst,
tooth )oetiwteld and Ike newtr.
per riertere. • -
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