0 .ALA, nEM!I Terms of Publication ota If paid w Ithin' throe tnentlis .4200 If dlayed,six meta', and $2,60 if not paid within the year, Those terms will be rigidly ad hered to. AIIiriniTISEMENTS and Busblues Noticarrinsort ed at the usual ream and ovary tioaeriutten of API 'PRINTING' , EXECUTED In tho neatest manner, nl tho horeAt prices, and with the uturpt despatch llam; purchased a largo colloctlon or typo, we aro pro pared to satisfy the orders of our 1 [lends Misttliantott,s. 0 The Trivisport I= The great Cyti a Any tvilgltilile aptir, and' a joyful light filled air, heaven and ocean. The marble d C.Olll_ l ay motionless far and - wide over thence') blue sky, and all mem ory of storm and hurricane had vanished from the magnificence of that immense calm. There was but a gentle fluctuation on the bosom of the deep, and the sea-birds floated steadily there, or dipped their wings for a moment in the wreathed foam, and again wheeled sportively away into the sunshine. One ship, only ono single ship, was within the encircling horizon, sail she hail lain there as if at anchor since the morning light; for although all her sails were set, scarcely a wandering breeze touched her canvass, and her flags hung dead on stalfand at peak, ' or lifted theoselves uncertainly up atinter• tale, and then sunk again into motionless repose. The crew paced not her deck, for they knew that no breeze would come till after meridian ; and it was the Sabbath day. A small congregation were Mtignig mimes to find un that chapel, which restiil almost as quietly 011 the sea as the house of wor ship in ii Inch they had been used to pray, then rested-far off on a foundation of rock in a green valley of their forsaken Scotland. They were umgtauto, nor hoped t err main to tree the mists of their ,aloe 11101111t1USS But as they headd the %Ai , : of the ii psalm, each singer half fm got that itsuch the sound of the sea, and almost believed himself tatty, in the kirk of Ins own be loved parish. Hut Inindieds of hillow) leagues unervenell bet Ween them sort the little tinkling WI that was 'tow lolling their' happier friends to the quiet hr use of Owl. - And now an old grey-headed man lose to pray, and held up his withered hands in fer vent solidi, alum for all around, tt limn in good tiuth, he callid his children, for three generations were w ith the pate arch in that tiikeysaele, There, in—ene group were lion- LIMAS end wives standing together, m awe of Him who held the deep in the hollow of his hand: there, youths and maidens, link ed together by the feeling of the same &s -law, soma of them perliaps, hopniw, when they reached the shore, to lay their heads on the one pillow : there, children hand in hand, happy in the wondeis of the ocean , and there, mere infants smiling on the sun ny deck , rind WICOUSCIO US of the meaning of hymn or prayer. f A low, confined, growling noise was heard struggling beneath theileck, and a sailor called with a loud voice, - lire, the ship's on Ore'' Holy S% only died on the utterer's tongue, the congregation fell asun der, and trembling vcnee, groans, sin wks and outcries, rent the silence of the lone some sea. No one for awhile knew the other, as all were burned as in a wh unwind up and down the ship. A dismal bent, all unlike the warmth of that beautiful sun, came stiflingly on every breath. MOiticg s who in their first terror, had shuddered but for themselves, now clasped thenflinfants to Una breasts, and lifted up their eyes to heaven. Bold, bravo men grew white as ashes, and hands, sixengtheued by toil rind storm trembled like the aspen-leaf. "Clone, gUiie, we arc all gone !" was now the cry : yet no one know whence that cry came ; and men glared-reproachfully on each other's countenances, and strove to keep down the audible ,boating of their own hearts. The desperate lovirtir life drove them instinct ively to their stations, and the watbr was poured, as by the strength of giants, down among the smouldering Names. But the de vouring elements roared up into the air ; and deck, masts, sails, and shrouds were one crackling and histing sheet of fire. "Let down the boats," was now the yell of hoarse voices; and in an instant they were filled with life. Then there was fran tic leaping into the sett and all who wore fast drowning, moved convulsively towards that litae ark. Some sank down at once in to oblivion, some grasped at nothing with their disappearing hands, some seized in vain unquenched pieces of the fiery wreck, some would fain have saved a friendalmost In the last "pales ; and same, strong in a savage despair, tore from them the clenched fingers that would have dragged them down, and forgot in fear, both love and pity. Enveloped in flames and sme,ke, tot insen sible asp corpse to the burning, a frantic mother flung down her baby among the crow: And as it 411 among the upward oars un-, hatmed,te shrieked but ft prayer of thariks giving:- V," cried she to her husband, "go, for: Vire, content to dio, butt you live for our child's sake " The husband looked for &moment till ho saw his child was safe ;, and then taking his young n ife in his army, sal down beneath the burning fragments of the g all , unih the rest that wet e resigned, never more to lite up until the sound of the tiumpot. In a few hours the moon shone out on the peaceful waves, and no sp ec k was on the world of waters, but a few char red 'timbers of the ill-fated transport. A Sad Honeymoon—Yonth and Crime. Charles Allinitgh wns recently tried, eon vide'', and sentenced in Cleveland, Ohio, for &ding the Mail, The Coltitnlms,Ohin, lia.‘itc, says: • Cheney Alining)) is only twenty years of. age, and the events of the past few 'months will fill an important chapter in his, life's history. On Christmas day he eloped with his landlord'ii daughter, a Miss (lemon, in liensixtatuitit yearywent to Alexandria, Pa., and was married. An elliirt tins Millie to ,keep the alThir secret, but it was discovered by the girl's parents, who were highly in censed at their daughter's imprudenle. On the 28th of January, Mr. Prentiss, the failed States mail agent, arrested Mbaugh, upon a charge of robbing the mad. Ile was taken to Cleveland, tried, convicted, and sen tenced before the United States Court, and upon rtitehing Cat dington. all lila "vox to the penitentiary, the young wife came'Abbard the ears to hid farm:Veil to her convict hue hand. The meeting tt as a painfully affect ing one. She begged lum to keep up his spirits, to make a firm resolve to do his whole duty while in prison. She vowed to stick to 111111 though all the rest of the world should forsake him fur. stria khe, "Charley we are both young : we have many years of happiness in store for us, and when your time has eapirettiVe can go to some other land where the acme will not be known, where we can live happily together, and earn an honest vehhood.." The poor girl nerved herself to the task, and as she wiped the tears away frog) the cheeks of her husband, she never whim pered. The ear was full of passengers, who wit neSs'ed the scene with tearful emotion. , The conductor, a Ito, at the r.piest of the offi cers, had kindly delayed a few moments, to gise the yoAng,, ettnige no opportunity of meeting each other, at bud 'lot t ed them that lie 'could delay no longer, amt %Ins tle gni e notice that the ears Were about starting. —Keep up your courage like a man A(Zhartey," said the fair heroine, and as she kissed his elweL,she turned to leave hue,, but overpowered by her feel)ngs,i that she had thus far kept under control, site fell fainting in the arms of tile bystanders, who carried her gently into the station-house, and the ULM rolled over the rails with increasing speed, to make up for the detention Arguments for the Bible, There are four argument", for the truth of lb, Bible. The first is the nuraelem en rec ord ; the second the prophecies , the third the fourth the moral character of the pen men. The norm les Ilea from divin9 power ; the prophecies from Divine understanding the excellence of the doctrine from Divine goodness ; the moral chat ac#er of the pen men, front Divine purity. Thus, Chi istian ity is built upon the four immovable pillars-- the power, the understanding, the goodness, the purity of ((OIL The Bible must be one of these things ; rather an invention of good men or good angels , or a revelation from hod. But at could not be the invention of good men, or angels ; for they neither could or would make a book telling lies at that dine, saying '‘ Thus ninth the Lord." when they knew itall to be their own invention.— It could riot be the invention of wicked men, or devils, for they could not make a book which commands a'l duty, which forbids all sin, and which condemns their souls to all eternity. The conclusion is irresistible the Bible must be given by divine inspira tion. -111,shop Simpson. Pulpit Oratory Spurgeon, the poputair pulpit , orator, Wile, on the occasion of the recent national fast, preached to a congregation of twenty-four thousand persons, in the Crystal Palate, London, thus defines the Gospel "If any man hero should be in doubt on account of ignorance, let me, no plainly as I can, state the Gospel. I lichee° it to be wrapped up in one word —Substitution. ,I have always considered, with Luther and Calvin, that the sum and substance of the Gospel, lies in that nerd substitution, Christ stantinig in th&atectil of man. If I understand tho Gos pel, it is this : I deserve to ho lost and ruin ed ; the only reason why I should not be damned is this, that Christ was punished in my stead, and there is no need to execute sen tence twice Jor sin. Christ took the cup in both hands; and "' At ono tremendous drauet of love lio drank domination dry. " The " Sister." There is something lovely in the name, and its utterance rarely fails to call up• the waft affections of the gentle heart. The thoughts tfixt circle round it aro all quiet, beautiful and pure. Passion has no place with its associations. The hopes and fears of love, those strong emotions, powerful e nough to %batter and extinguish life itself, find no home there. The bride is the star, the tallsinan of the heart, the diah,ond above all price, bright and blazing in the noon-day min ; e sinter, the gait of Milder light, calm as 017; wrllbii• moon, add set in acoronet of peal 1., BELLEFONTE, CENTRE COUNTY, Colonel Cricklgy's Horse I have never been able to ascertain the cause of the quarrel between ,the Crickleys and the Drakes. They have lived within 11, mile of each other in lllinoh4 for live years and froni their first acquaintance, there had been a inti Val feeling of dislike between the two families. One evening hlr. Drnl,e, the elder, was i.eliirning home, tt lih his " pocket full of rock s " M. Chicago, whither be hail been to dispose oft. load of gr'ain. Sam Ruston was•with him on the wagon, and as they approached the grove Which intervened be tween them and Mr. Drake's ho'use, he ob served to his eomrianmn • '• " IVlatt a beautiful shot Col. Cricknoy's old roan ix, over yonder f" " hhug I ",inottere.l old 'Drake, "so It Tiro horsy was standing under some trees about twelve rods from the road:* Involuntarily, Drake stopped his tenth Ile glanced furtively around, then. with a queer smile the old hunter took uP hie rifle th 9 bottom of the 'ream, and raising it to his shoulder, drew a sight on the Col onel's horse. " Beautiful!" muttered Brake, lowefing his ntle with the air of a man resisting a pdwerful temptation. I could drop old Roan so easy '" "Shoot ''' suggested Sam Barstow, who 'loved fun in any shape. " No, no, 'twouldn't do," 'said the old hunter, glancing cautiously around him a- gain. " I won't tell " said Sam. n Wall, I won't shoot this time, anyway, tell or no tell.. The horse Is too nigh. Tf he was fifty rods ofl instead of twelve, so that there'd be q bare possibility of mistak ing him for a deer, I'd let fly. As it is, I'd give the Colonel five dollars for • shot." At that poment tho Colonel linnself stepped from behind a big oak, not half a (Mail') paces distant, and stood before Mr. Drake. •• Well Why don't ytili . shoot I" The old man stammered out soul° words hi confusion. " That's you, Colonel ? l—l Ras tempt ed to I declare' And as Psak4l.ll giro you a •V' for mu) " Say an 'X' and it's a bargain'" Drake felt of his rifle, and looked at the old how. How much is the horse wuth C' term! in Snm‘s,ese. "About fifty dollars." , Gaol, Colonel, I II go So lwre's your i'x"" • The Colonel took and pock, led the 'non. Cy, uttering, " hanged if I thought you d take me tip." With high glee the old hunter pot a ; Irehli cap do Ins Ole, stood hp in his wagon. and drew a close sight at old Roan. Sail] Bar stun ,ht.ckleil. The Colonel put t lint hands heron hn face and chuckled. too. " Crack ' • went the idly. The hunter lore out a horrid oath, winch I adl not,, re peat Sam was astonished. T laughed. .Old Roan never stir ° Drake stared at Ins rifle wt Alt black as Othello's. " What's the matter ttilk you, boil -- Fast time.you ever Faired me such a trick, I Salm" And Drake leaded the piece with great indignation and wrath " Teeple said you'd lost your knack o' slaading," observed the Colonel, in a eat ing tone of satire. Who said no ? It's a lie '" thundered Drake. " I can shoot—•' " A horse at len rods ! ha ! h 0 1 . 41 Drake aas livid. *. "took here, Colonel, I can't stand he began! • " Never mind' the horse can," sneered • the Colonel. •' I'll risk you."' Grinding his teeth, Drake produced an other ten dollar bill. " Here," he growled, Cm bound to have another shot, zny way." "Crack away," said the Colonel, pocket ing the note. l)rake did crack away—with deadly aim, too—but the horse did not mind the bullet in the least. To the rage and nriutterahle astbnishment;f the hunter, old Roan looked' him right in the face, as if ho rather liked the fun. " Drake," cried Sim, " you're drunk ! A horse at a dozen rode—oh, my eye !" " Just shut your mouth, or I'll shoot you !''thundered the excited Drake. " The bullet was hollow:I'll swear. The man lies that says I can't shoot. Last week I cut oil a goose's head at fifty rods, and I can do-it'-again: o Uolonel, you can laugh, but I'll bet now, thirty dollars, I can bring old Roan at one shot." The wager was readily accepted. The stakes were plaCed in Sam's hands. Elated with the idea of winning back his two tens, and making a ten into the bargain, Drake carefully selected a perfect ball, and oven buckskin patch, and loaded the rifle. It was now nearly dark, but the old hun ter boasted of being able to shoot a bat on the wing by starlight, and without hcsita• lion he drew a clear sight on old, Soon's head. A minnto Jater Drake uras driving through the grove; the Most enraged, the , most des• perste of men. 116 innpcent of ire, lay with broken stock h wagon. &in Barston ME oiled to laugh Col9,itel Wa.9 rolling on t el4kat ninth, and old citbsturbed tinder the t When Drake reached , ilisdovering his ill-humor, eoodition of his rifle steel rouse his spirits with nl were sure would make hit .' Clear out !" greiwlcd ale old man. don't Watt to hear any neilva : get away or I'll knock one of you (Idwg!.' But, father it's such I trick played 01l on the Cohnier On the Colonel " ord man, be ginning to hM intereNted. ‘(‘ (Clad you're pltilycil the Colonel let's hear it." " Well, father, Jed and this afternoon went ont for deer--" ' llang the dcer, come to the trick !" ' Couldn't find any deer, but thought we Anal sllloot. SOMOthipg ; so Jed bonged sway at the colonel , . oia .R 41. 01 4"..• U:•,i5,1....1.11/ MT " Shot °terms.. t" the hunter. "Jed did you shoot tho 00 nel's old hoes?" " I didn't do anything e ..', •' And then," paused Jed, confident the joke part must please his father. •' Jim and I propped the horse up, and tied back nth a cord, and left him standing un der the tree, just as if he was site. lla ' ha! Fancy the Colonel gcing to catch hum! 110 ! ho u•an't it a joke C' Old Drake's head fell on his breast. Be felt of his empty pocket-book, and looked at 1114 ride. Then, in a rueful tone, he whispered to the boys It's &Pm ! But if yotaaver toll of it or if you do, Sant Barston—lll skin you a live ! been shooting at that dead horse half ib hour at ten dollars tt shot." At that moment Sam fell lltito the glitter. Sam had laughed hfinself almost to death. Sunday i The fi rst day of the wok " rived lb. Paine ft om the Saxons, who, in he to times, con secrated it to the Sun, whi they worship ed Thu solemnization orlho day began during the early history elf the Christian Church, in cominemoratianAfhe Resurrec tion of Christ and the deacon of the 1113 ((host, both of which events took place up on it. The Sunday was at first distinguish ed only by prayer? and the reading of pas. .ages of the scriptures • Before the reign of Constantine, it. l‘ as not strn'tly observed as a day of cessation from lalior ; but, by de vice of that Emperor, public ltusiness and military exercises were suspended. Thu Council of laiodicea which sat A. I). 360, fbr bade lal,or of all kinds on that day, and the bins of Theodosius sanetioind the interdie. lion, and imposed penalties to secure its ob servance. A C'nnons Wedding Says the New York corre.rodent of the Charleston Courier : .Iti interesting wedding took place a few .1.9 since, be tween aMr Henry B. ITilydle and MrS. Sarah K. Seymour. The parties hare both been married before, and each, have a fami ly of seven children —those of the gentle. man comprialog- six daughters and a son, and those of the lady six sons and a daugh ter. The eons acted on the occasion as groomsmen to their future father, and the daughters As bridesmaids to their future mother The whole fourteen children dressed alike, according to their sex, enter ed the church arm in arm, and arranged themselves me either side of their parents, who are both remarkably handsome, and looked superb. The bride is 0 ealthy, and wt . s richly dressed in a pearl-colored moerr Antique, with costly laces, and diamond broach and bracelet.'' Tho St, Louis Democrat gives the follow ing remarkable circumstance in connection I with the :iurning or the Pacific Hotel, in that city. A prominent citizen received this intelligence by a letter from his wife, now residing in Now York State. On the night of the terrible destruction of the Pacific ho tel, a little brother of Henry Rochester, liv ing at home with his parents, near Avon, in New York, awoko Nemo time after midnight, with screaming and tears, saying that the hotel in $f 1.01111 was on firs, and his la Who Henry was burning to death. So intense was Inn alarm and horror that it was with aonsiderablo difficulty ho couldbe quieted.— On the following day at noon tho parents re ceived a, telegr . aphic despatch from this city, confirming the little boy's dream ill oyary particular.' A few days since, it is said, a man a sh9ft dlstanze from Troy - Was taking lt ride in( a sleigh. his horse stopped into a hole in 'such a manner as to break his leg, when the own er coolly got out of the sleigh, cut off the leg whe,re it was broken, throw it into the gut ter, and drove the horse home upon three legs the remainder of the distance, somo two miles. lie then sued the town for damages to his horse. ACCORDING to an ancient usage in Prus sia, all the princes of the royal family must learn a trade. It is stated that. the Prince Frtlerick William, just married to the Prin cess Royal of England, learned the trade of a compositor in the printing office of Mr. Ilaupl, at Berlin. N!A,, THURSDAY, MARCH 18,1858. I Prom the liollidayvburg Sfandnra.l ) bottom of the oo much fright- , to the gratified round convuls- The "Code of Honor" in Hollidayeburg ! Desperate Duel! Thei duelling mania seems to be spreading with fearful rapidity, and unless some means more stringent than the laws now in - eXig - tone° aro taken to put a stop to the horrible practice, the day is net distant when the most trivial difflenktrwill be followed by an appeal to pistols, bowie-knives, rifles, or Other deadly weapons. Even our own quiet village has caught the infection, and on Fri day lost was the scene of one of the most desperate—but, fortunately, not fatal duels on recent. The particulars are about as fol lows, as near 'as we can Eet thenv James id. Spielman -vulgarly called tusey —hay log been charged, by ,another young man, with the heinous offence of stealing tuttek7- el,with's courage worthy of a Congressman, challenged the iletraatoasef—his fair fame to mortal emnbat —that being the only satisfac tory mode he could cencei ye to wipe out the foul aspersion upon hue fair fame. The chal lenge waif procoutly iuSeetotri7---platOlB fumed as the weliiititidietinto ten pneei—and the seconds chosen. The parties met about three o'clock, in the basement of a ware house on the canal basin, no one being present but the principals and their seconds and a few friends. The weapons were load ed, and the principals stationed. The com batants were to time' between the words one and three. Both parties exhibited as much coolness and sang fraud as though they wore shout to sit down todismissa mutton chop. All things being ready, the word es as given. The word one had hardly escaped the lips of the second, ere the report of Spnihnan's pis tol aas heard echoiug along the beams and rafters of the warehouse, and simultane ously with the discharge his antagonist fell to the floor seriously wounded. The injured man was taken in charge by his friends, and at last accounts was doilfg as well as could be expected under the" CirCUMNIAIICO4.— Spielman immediately mad e his escape, and up to the hour a e go to press had succeeded iu escaping detection. When last seen, he was making 1.40 time down the tow path of the ('anal, Ins coat tails sticking straight oat, and his face as paid as it well L'emlel be for dirt. We sincerely hove Chat ha may fee lie smarm pot through to the full ex tent of the law, and sentenced to at least ten ears unrequeeed labor to coed his blood thir,ty disposition Slld reach him. 'What perils do ciii iron The man that meddles with cold iron 1" wee, ttanding ic. his two sons, thomtltilnted hastened to a 'H, w hlch they dance with joy. 1V e all remember the delightful descrip tions which early writers gave of the tern tory comprised within the limits of the State of Texas Its health salubrity and beauty may be all that the poets delight to paint : but on its magnificent plains, and iii its 11. limitable forests, are animals, Ruth as toads and frogs, and —such small deer," of which t;olilsinith never dreamed in his Animated Nature. Ala te writer thus speaks of the reptiles of Texas The eattkare not the wltolUritcupants of the prairie by any means. Broil sof wild horses are nut inifrnment, and deer are in countless Duelists. The small brown wolf is quite common, and you occasionally get a glimpse of his large black. brother. But Texas is the paradise of reptiles and creep itig,3lings. Rattle and moccasin snakes are too numerous even to shake a stick at.— The bite of the former is easily cured by drinking ran whiskey till it produces intox ication ; but for the latter therein no cure The tarantula is a pleasant institution to get into &quarrel with. Ile in a spider With a body about the size of a hen's egg, and his legs live or six niches long, covered with hair. Ile lies in cattle-tracks ; and, if you see him, move out of his path, as his bite is, absolutely certain death ; and he novel gets out of the way; but can jump eight or ten feet. to inflict his deadly bite. Then there Is the centipede, furnished with an unlink ed number of legs, each leg formed with it claw, inflicting a separate wolind. If he walks over you at night, you 'will have rause to remetnbeshlni for mouths to cone, as its wound is ora l particularly poisonous nature, and is very dillicult to heal. The stinging litzard is a lesser evil, the sensation of its wound being ;likened to the application of a red hot iron to the person lint one is too thankful to escape with life to consider these lessor evils annoyances. Bat the insects', flying, creeping, running, digging, buzzing, stingifig—they aro everywhere. Ask for a, cup of water, and there the rejoinder in our camp is, " Will you have it with a bug or without d" The laoraed frog is ono of the greatest curiosities here, and Is perfectly harin4ssl It has none of the cold slimy wadies -of his- northern brother, but is frequently made a IA of. Chameleons are innumerable, darting ever the prairie with inconceivable swiftness, and undergoing their peculiar change of colOr of the object under which they Nay be. The woods on the banks of the bayous are perfectly alive with mocking birds, most beautiful, and feathered game is very abundant and very tame, and is scarcely ever sought after,— The only variety that I have seen are quails, partridges, snipe, mallard, plover Ind prai rio hens. The duties received at New York for the eight months ending February, are : 111201,- 039 less than for the eight corresponding months of the past year. Reptiles of Texas ME A roi.unnn Irracv u •n.n•:. A emTesliondent of the KruckerborArr, who m riti.4 from Mans tick', Ohio, seruiv the following 'Oivourse.' for the entire authenticity 'of which he vouches witlibut resel•ve, having token it down from the thick lips.of the ri vu wok, ntor himself: • "111 y lex', bmilern and ~ kters, tt ill be hum' in de fits' ehapter nh Ilinesis twenty-schen verse." "So de Lor make Adam I tole you how he make him. lie make him (nil oh clay, sot firm on a beard no' he look at 'on an' say, 'Fusrate ,' ail' it hen he get dry, he breathe in him de. breff oh hfe. lie rat ' llll 111* gulden 01, Edert r and he sot Mill In one . corner oh de lot, nit' he tole him to eat all de appli v, 'coptin' dem In de middle oh de or ehm ; ilea he wanted for he winter apples Ityine bye Adam he lonemlme. tindo make 4 hilt yon how- lie make hi r - lie give Adam lodluni, till he got hound 'sleep, den ho gouge a rib 011 1 oh he side an' lie make Ebe t an' be not Elm in de corner oh do ganlen,lan' lie tole her to cat all de apples, 'eeptin' dem in do middle oh de or- Chard dem he ward for winter apples. Wutt de Lor' go out a vistlin,' de deb ble he runt along; he dress him ;elf up in de akin ob de snake : an' he flnd Ebe an' he tole her, •Rbc ' why f u r you no cat de apples in de middle ob de orchard Ehe says, 'Pets de I.or'a winter apples.' But de deb. ble say, '1 tole yon (or. to cat dem, Case de y de best apples in do (mast So I , :be cat de apple an' gib Adam a bite : and de dabble go way. ilytne liye de Lor' cum home, an' he miss do winter apples : an' he call 'Adam !' Ad am he lay low ; so de Lor• call again, 'You, Adam !' Adam say, 'hea', Lor'" An' de Lo t ' say. stole d o winter applem i" -Adam told him don't know - El. , hp So do l,r' call " Elie"' Elm alio by low •de Lot'x'all again, "You Eta. I" Ehe say, •• !" De Lir' say, " Who stole de n Inter apples?" Ehe tole lii don't know —Adam, she spec'. So do Lot coth 'en' boll, an' throw dem ober de fence, an' ho tole 'col, "Go work fur your lib bin'." A roux° WAN tried to poison himself at the Ihiyidon House, in Bracey:lle, Trum bull county, Ohio, last week. Ile lost $1.50 of his employer's money at euchre and then took three ounces of laudanum. Ile was found lying on a bed in great agony fie desired to see a young lady with %%horn he kept cialpany for some (line. The physi cian told him that unless some of the poison was extractod from Ins stomach he would die before the girl could rench the hotel.— The young roan therefore drank so mi. fear fully strong coffee and vomited the poison up. But he still insistul oil dying, and when the object of his affections arrived he kyle her faren ell in the most pathetic man ner He didn t die.6owevir, and is now perfectly will. So that which threatened to ! be a shot king trag«ly hulled out to be a ' jolly farce. fl EN. r %HY, in the address w loch he de• livered before the Sons of Temperance, sta ted that a friend of his, while traveling in Pans, thought that he would take what called la that city a N ine tenth, be found to be very refreshing. Ho WM waited upon by a colored servant who hind fled from the United States to avoid the fugitive Inw -- Ile asked the waiter how it %as that f+Atch large quantities of AI lite could be used for such a purpose. "It must he very viper sive," said he "a." said the waiter, " the same wins whu h you have used runs through all the baths in the establishment." •• And what do you do with it then ?" in quired the verdant American. •• 0, we bottle it up and send it to the United States to he drank.''—.lltittrai Jour nal. A WKSTERN editor lately offered lus hat as a prize for the best essky on independence. The following obtained the pi ize . mdependenco is easier imagined than do qicribed ; Personal ielependouco consists empihatically in being situated in a clean shirt, drawers, socks, and a nicely black cued pair of boots, with at least a dollar and a Zlean cambric in your• pocket, all on Sunday morning, with your wifo on one arm and your baby on the other, taking your own course towards your own preacher, in the expectation of doing your own snoosing, in your own peW, wherein no one de ro vanture to nudge you with his elbow, or tickle your nose with a straw.': {Pgtomor TJ CAB KY.--A correspon pOndent of (ho Boston Journal says : The present cibinet is composed of men of weight, as I noticed to-day on a register of the weight of visitors kept at the Smith sonian Institution- Howell Cobb is set down at 2171 pounds ; tioV. Brown at 17T; Sec,' retary Toucey at 167 ; Secretary Thorhp son at 167 ; and Goy. Floyd at 129. I should judge that Gen. Cass will weigh nearly 200 pounds, although to is not as fleshy as ho was a few years since. Ile is very active for One of his ago, and walks 10, , the Dopartmenteif State alinilat ivory morn ing without an overcoat, and ,with an elas tic stop. Every gooseethinks he has a duck of n wife raaao: 001* ADbAAtII• -144)1414kn3--N An Overwhelming Speed by A %Wove: 'rhe tlon. George N. liuggs, ex-Cocernor of MaYmehuset tsdelivered a temperance ad drey, seine tune since, in the course of which hen I t tea the renewing nneedete, with nail- I in o cllbel Mr. 111 'egg said this question.of the ftiftd iliminlli of lolorivatio , 4 driol,4ll4%tilted manlier-, what of a pra•tical formin , ,t spring:. iii a thriting bormigh in Peini.ylvamia. The' libi haloinnts had asseilipleil,, 119 ores their usu al cu , :lom, to d, volc v, hat ii iiiii her, if any, of lietti , ,e.. the towq idenilil pi. tittem fr , initlin isainty comb, frown hence they were issued. There tt as a full attendance. Line of the mosn re nieet able inaastrates of thobototith presided, and upon the platform were seat ed, anima 'lit re, the clergyman of the vii. lee, one 01 lip, deacons, sod the phyliciall. Arlo- the meeting heal been celled to or• del, one of the bast re:met:dile citizens of the borough rose, and, an r a short speech, moved that the meeting petition for the taw. al number of licenses. They hail better Il WISP gOO'ci men, and let them sell. Tho pmposition Accrued to meet with almost uni versal fAtor. It was an excellent way to get along quietly, and one and then another in I their turn expressed their hope that seal it course vi mild he adopt( ii• The Piesitlent was about to put the ques tion to the meeting, iaill2t% an Ohjeet rose in a distant part of the building, and all eyes were instantly turned in that direction. It was 611 old woman, poorly clad, and whoser careworn countenance was the penal! , index of no light suffering. And yet there was something ht the flash of the bright eye that told she hand once been allot she was not.— She andresseil the president, and said.. with his is rinis,ion, she • ished to say • a few mortis to the Acting. She 0011113, IMICSIIISO she bad 'mewl hat they Were to decide ths license question. ".You, - Bald she. - all knot), who I ottn.— You once knew me the mistress of one of the best estates in the borough I ono* had to husband and Cava sans ; and Woman never hail a kinder husband --mother never had Ili e better or more affectionate suns. But where are ,they nun' f liuctor, I ask where airs they nowt In yonder burvinz ground 43.10 are six grarm filled by thatlusban& rand these five sons, and oh ! they aso aft drunkards' graves. „ DOc.or, how came theY to be drunkards I ' You would come and drink with them, and you told them that temperate drinking would do them good.— And you too, no-, addrtssing the clergyman., would conic and drank with my husband ; and niy sons thought they might drink with safety, because they saw yon drink. Dea con, you sold them rum winch made theta drunkards. You have now got my farm awl all my property, anal you got it all by rum. And now, - she said. '' I havemy er rand. Igo back to the poor-hah it that is my home. You reverend sir, you, doctor, and you, deacon, I shall never meet again, until I meet you at the - her of Uod, where you too will :met my ruined and lost hus band and those theta sues, who ) through your means and influence, till the drunkards' grant's.'' I'lle old %%omen Sat down. Per fect silence prevailed, until broken by the President, who rose to tout the question to the meeting shall no Petition the court to issualicen,es to this borough the ensuing year I and then one unbroken •4 No Vi— a Bich more the very walls re-echo with the sound, told the result of the old woman's appeal. A Model Reception Speech. .5 hint to modern speakers. "An interest ing incident is ri la ted of lien. Washington's visit to S.. I, in. Mass., during his second Piestilential tem. Magnificent prepara. tions weie made for his reception at Salem. From a great distance around, all tide peoplo came out to welcome the Father of km Coon try. The military were out In full force and pub oil the most martial airs. The soldiers Of the Revoliition made their appearano in large numbers to meet their old Command er. All the women and children of Salem and the region iound about, were collected together tn add to the importune° and gran deur of the reception. A comtnitdos of riay ception was appointed, and one of its mem. berg, who chitoeid to be a Quaker, was so• iectntl to act as spokesman on the occasion. A great speech was perhaps expected for 'the occasion , a long vetch, exhibiting their distinguished iisitant as innumerably 'above all (heck, above all Ikon= fame." Well, at the appointed time, Washington rode up to the town, where he was' thus ad dressed by the principal spokesman: Friend Washington, wo are glad to sed . thee, and., in the name of the poOple, we give thee a hearty welcome to.Salent.l 4 ,. _ This was the entire speech of the Quaker orator, and Washington said it was more grateful to him than any wit. 4 yridoh he had been honored on his journey. silVoiild that the speakeillt and writers of our day consulted the wishes and irtyreids of those for whom their ellorta are designate, as well as the public generally, , by a cheer npproximation to Quaker•like brevity. _ phcity, and sincerity. ins Strum': tx' .. BAN[—one of thl.balch 'chartered by the Mat le . gislattirt— hap ben put in motion. 'lrYtak a .. 11 0 .410 tito•fsE ta . esishier, 'and is suppitsod to ho pndor, the patrimage of the " father of all banks," the Bank of Tinge enmity. rwv. I