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Aullding, uppwite this Fallon r .411, re' Holiness of all 140.15, pertiplog to the pro , resew. promptly atteudod to I 1. rottsik POTTER dir 114111VCIIEL14. PHYSICIANS A SULU/EONS. Dr Ono L P 01 1 .1.11 reurusetl In the Mirk !louse dirently Appetite him former residence, and 1r .1 B Ihscratel.t. lu the hcouse lately oenutnell by Wm Harris. Eaq , ,at griciri. at (Moe, neer door oboe., Or Puttee. reetd•nue, where they can he ooteru Led, unless prufessiunslly engaged J. D. WINGATE, REsiDE,N r DENTIST Odin• and relodence on the North Mast Cone, rattle /Adolend, user the Court Howie L 1 WIII be fouled el hi. elbee °Evert two week■ la each month, sommouclosyn the Arta bun Amy of ty. Ro os. .4..13 be wilt neiway ruling ptureatdna! dutsee. 01$11111!‘ 41k 2111e111114ENI, InWouisTn. W0U1.1,11.1.11 AND LlNALeilvi , Lrupa, jtediotnes, Perfumery, Petals, OW, Var , u!, Toilet 50.r.1, Brushes, Hair and Toot& Btu/has, 'soar and Toilet Art tele*, Trussets aid tibouldsr Braced, Garden deeds Costumer* will Era our 0 , 001 complete Slid fresh, and sill sold at moderate prises Farmers sod Physicians from the wintry are la vl Lod to eAstnitio our stock ~... MAUCH POTS I, OPPOSITE Tllli WK3T IlltANclt BANK, =I SVILLIAM 11. HAY, PROPUII:TOR N 0 -An thotobua wtlV nun to and (rum tho Depot and Paakat Laudings, to this !loud, tree of tharte Rept 3 31.1 f 11./fIPOIIIT NA TI IA ~, X. 4.) , Hulas, U, N. Mo. I.lollitt PIV. M. Myna Ar. INTEREST PAIDVN SPECIAL DERSITS MoALLISTEA, /TALK d CO., eSXTITS CO IMPOSITI4 IigORIVED. 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I - -." 1''' .... ......0 4 ."* .1 4:: , L... , ..............-. ,' D , - ../. /. • , 7,7,• : V -r -jr--.- ::, 't a 0 . , . tin . .. ;,,.. . .. • .. . z . • . • ~ ,: . 4 , BOTH LIBERTY AND PROPERTY ARE PRECARIOUS, UNLESS wrinawrit.t., re paned away on the wine or time, welt with the dead In obi ivilen'a clime, to long mound ingikohe hi thrilling me yet, ling Wei nations my holm forget. • the he ad it olden Time, the lut sullen net* hath lent ita *him* • That hide me depart, my brother ill bore, Claiming the lige the gay p Now Yeay." I bebto borne On mf bosom, ind surging seem*, The noble and poet to • doruknot rave, And duped in (hie sou Intoel midnight storm, To a ...Wry grave, bright.beaucies form 414earleigsiostawallsoarey•aamill be , übieg lilies trembled with sighs, is they saw depart, eheviabaderer4itowatleueacteurst-LireAttllsalla.,—._. _ • • t4' aistgnad to the tomb by his lay breath. bIiLLIIYONTe,#A IM To many a circle I brought In my night, Bright pluseures, and sweet but transient dolight, Thoth.e paused assay from time's varied allure, To return to Earth, in their beauty nu more. litts.casoun, sree. item tbm Democrat% W►tehmw.] IT lIIIIITewitLIAMIL I hai e come, like cloud otttba'sunttuer by In a fraakiett path , and mu borne to die , Tho past's dying echo Old Time hatli caught, And the inystioal future OA limb brought I /MVO come. and bear on Toy glowing wing, A ell ntiow o'er men). wheert to Bing, The frico wreathed with eutilee uterbe gouttnoti with • ta►r. R' eh all lip cold 1• my amp tonouted blot Could I raise the veil from my sable page, And present to view ley varied stage, Maiiiimarts would 'aeon at the wave drear nod dark, Ay WI mutt dash o'er their preseut, love lit bar que. ' But still the tourmarbig stream of life, With the waters of pleasure will iiften be rife And each 'golden mopieut, each'preciout hour, ISnar tiorrorre gear loaf or jobs blooming dower - Phswroihßsarec,-- I gii . stellantous. ' --Love “Lore laughs at lockstuitlia,” we are told. but rat-traps are no aubject or taughtei,ereit to the blind god himself', 118 I alien shun you in the sequel of this I.ffief" " But will you go to-night f" EEEEIEJ •• Yes, I will." •• And at have old Bob behind the barn, at twelve, you'll he waititig iu►tde, and we'll drive to New York and YU, tnatrted right straight off the rye{ 3" I=l Yea. When all the folks are in bed and asleep, *teal out of the wash-house door. go to the biro, get in, and disguise myself. When you tome, put in your finger, lift the latch, open the barn door, and I'll drop in to your arms like a ripe apple. Oh, I do so love to run iNay ! Won't it be delTht cul CEEKCISIDEZI The speakers were Joe Cliotera end Mary mut.. i t ft.iost neo mention Omit they were lovers. Mary's father was a prosperous f.tr gicr in Connecticut, and Mary herself one of the'wildest, most light-headed, romantic,in nocent and affectionate creatures ever made after the "almost divine" model of mother Eve. 'Joe wag a generous, impulsive youth, whose parents had once meen-fisttenog days, but had of late been unfortunate, and fallen intocomparative poverty. Harmer Miller, as he grew rich, grew am bitious. Mary waahts only child. ale look ed to her settlement in the world as a means of his own social advancement, and had al ready selected, to his 'Map eye, a suitable match for her. Of course, Joe's attention, therefore, did not meet with his applig i val and while lie.was unwillints to _pa thought sonlett enough to reject Altkopeuly, lo= his lack of means, he had suggested to that young adventurer the propriety of absenting hiriiself altogether from Mary's attractive I presence. Thia'donc, he had assured Mary of his, resolution to dippose of her hand ac cording to his own nOtions of femidine het- • =I JAS. T. HALE A. 0 Cintmg I need not sayTlinTWeiSo upon the mold of a thoughtless. loving, cc. centric, and spirited child like-Mary, had a peculiar effect. That very moment she de termined to carry Joe Clovers. lle was evi .dently-persecuted ! Persecution only wade him too dearer to her. She liked him be fore, bnt now.she loved Wm. In fact, the more she thought of It, the more she was convinced that ho was an angel, and that; .perri.,:hA idolatry on her pert would only be an act of noble devutibn. -- -f-Faimer-Alilleshad_ leens4 aible men. ;and at all disposed to study human nature, 'he. would have adopted perhaps a very dif• rferenteonrse towards his wayvesse,daugh. .ter. Ile would have introduced his propos ed son-iNlaw and forbidden her, •the saute time, to induge in the slightest -regard for him. The probability hi that .she would have fallen desperately in love 114th him at first si,;ht, and given Joe his cove without rine:het cereroonyl but Partner Miller had a„ way of his own in all things, and he was satisfied that, should Mary feel disposed to play hen a trick, be was quite able to men• age a Roland for her Oliver. , The very next morning after he had, Is this manna, " opened his mind," as he call. ed it, to his daughter, he Moistly happened to see Joe Clavers mike bis fortive entrance [in tie Beizieerailp Witehmai.j The Old Year = B 1 TUB COLONIIIL. IMO " BELLEFONTE, PA itiliNetertiteitOrtilloglaider#ll . work, but not singing as usual, for she was brooding over the parental cruelty. Farmer Miller did — net pertnit marty — utim utes to ellipse betbre he had placed himself in the wash.bnuse,which adjoined the kitch en, so thnt be might hear all that passed be• tween the discomfited lovers. Ile did hear the dialogue with which I have commenced this histeritte. He possessed himself qr the plan of the contemplated elopement, and he was satisfied. - "She iii going to tun away, is she 1" he said to himself. teach hpn a . lesbon, warrant me ; Al as for the, little (Aim', I'll settle Aar business'veryleedily." • After Ma that evening,. ary retired to her little Sumo her beirt beating with My for the approach of midnight. [ler sur• lttay arterwards, she found herself & rimmer.— She tried the foac - . It vr43ulTl no t move ! What was to be done ? Could it have been fastened on her by accident ? She callell fpr her fattier, and he came. What's the matter, Mary I , ' was his exc./lunation, without, Lowe-wary opening the chamber door. " door is fiat put I can't get out !" ',:o.141 , 1141104 4 11 1 rs.410 !9 16 we, .~ . :•r 4 - bed, like a good girl, and Iltopeniti Tir m • morning." She knew it wits not of the slightest r use to remonstrate. lie must, by some means, have liscnrcretl her design. rihe could do n o ibing but weep and bite her lips with rex stioz. The next thing the farmer did was to visit the barn. As mtel, it had a large wagon doer, in which was out for common use a smaller entrance. The latter was only se cured by the ordinary latch inside which was lifted, in the customary way, by thrust ing a finger through a small hole made in the Saar, beneath the latch, for tin pur pose. Partner Miller remained in the barn long enough to arrange. matters to suit his private purpose, and then eutriing'out through the stable that adjoined, or rather lay reirtly beneath if. he balked quietly home, Whey ing heartily to himself He first listened at his daughter's door, and finding all retired to his own room and.went to sleep. __lnatalant midnight, horse and viagon drew silently up, on the rued, behind Fs:e mu' Miller's barn. Joe Clever* got stealth• ily out of the vehicle ; jumped the fence and crept cautionary Amami to the 'door of the building in question, How happy he rot , In another moment, Mary sunlit be his own ! lu the morning, she would be his rdarling little wife. Farmer Miller would storm, of coura ; but the farmer loved his daughter dearly. He was proud of her. would therefore, relent, forgiv e, and bless them. Full of these delightful anticipations, Joe thrust his finger in the hole of the barn ! door to reach the latch, but —, Ah f how he yelled w ith pain. A steel-trap, adroitly I placed on the inside, so as to catch any oh ° struiting article, had snapped,' and his bleed ing finger was held fast with its iron teeth ! It was a cold night, and Joe's feelings may be conjectured as ha stood there, shiv ering and shaking, hour after hour, unable torDOTO from the spot, held a prisoner by ' the savage instrument, his lacerated finger occasioning bun exquisite agony, and his heart (kitty sinking into his boots with the !convietion that daybreak would'only expose him to the farmer's indignation bud the vil lage ridicule. _ Just at dawn, Farmer Miller chuckling over the 'mecum of his ruse, went down to the barn. There still stood Joe, and not far oil the horse and agon. I need not say how Joe implored pardon. and' promised ON rything that could be desired to purchase it and silence. Farmer Miller sod he finally closed a bargain. Joe was released. Nay, more, Fernier Miller gave him ono hundred dollars, and Jou was in New York, before noon, en 'Poqie for [own. As for Mary —Offs incident occurred two years ago, and t hare just kissed her that baby. &the plsased her fiadtet, and seetua have pleased herself in consequeate, quite as tnurh.L-Suriday Times. UNFIT TO Livi...—Vatrick Slavin who eras recently hung at St. John, N. 3., for the murder of theitielikevisia2-'-fauilly, ' , amine& that, alter the old members of that kindly had been butchered, a little g'rt, about three years old, innocently held up her doll,, and offered it to him if he would not kill her.— The inhuman monster murdered her! Such an Incarnate demon wait unfit to taint the at mosphere. Iloiimpn and Dunn. whose arrest in Phil adeirdija we noticed a topple weeks ago, for seising sannageoliadeof horse meat, werg tried last, woes, bound guilty, and sentenced to:eighteensmattinreemdke , stnant-iathasoult ty prison, They are Taioe making sausages for a white, at least. Shouldn't wonder if they'd get a littio ddify_aboutit, too. , CMy dear 'bind, I perceived Ott slept during sersson.tnue last Sunday ; it is a very bad habit.` ) said a worthy divine to one of hlt panshoners. " Ib, Doctor, I could not possibly keep awake, I was so drowsy."— •• Would it net, tow ell, Colonel, to take it little muff, to ;amp you awake 1" ~ D octor," was the reply, " would it not be well to put a little mud in the sertnen !" '‘ Is that dock right over there VI asked a visitor. the othar day. " Bight over there V' said, die kitty ; ."isd'ret tarkhera elev." ' . . - I . ' • • ' . 1.. r 1 •'''' " ~ . . . . . . . . . . • .................- .. , -........................-........- ~ A . r,,! 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Loneliness, ?Timid 1 libels pet ted to death With marriageable dengiters 7 ~ .-111VI(e(1 to tha and to evening parties, and i di, dro i rinijeteirivirewitchheemealird4 The I : echelon Who lives in clover I! his days, and when he dies has flowers drawn on lot grave by theitiets who couldet en trap him I—The bachelor. lißho ttrews flowers on the married man's gravr7—bis N% iliOW I Not a bit of It ; she pulli doe n the tombstone that a six weeks' grief has not up in her heart, and gods "and gets mar ried again, atm does. Who goes to bed ear '— '' Imola) , milks hands? split, house hunting and tot Ling to do, the young ones to wash, and the buy ser vants to look after I—The married man.— Who is iaLen up for whipping his wife ? The married man. Who gets divorced ? The married man. Pinally, - erho has got the Senpt ors cit‘his side 7—The Visholor 1 St. Pau; know what lie was talking about—"lle that mamas does well ; but he that marries not, does better." Freemasonry and the Primo of Prussia. Last night the usual quarterly communi cation of the United Grand Lodge of the free and Accepted Masons of England was held the Masonic hall, under thtiresidency of the Most Worshipful the Earl of Zetland, (irand Master. It being kncrwn that his Royal 'highness the Prince of Proms had ex n4assaid-Wis.-..imanuon-of being.,presemt.as A visitor, there was a largeohism ordinary at , (armoire of the representatives of the mai -1 ordinate lodges, property clothed/mil jewel lei], so that the appearance Of the lodge was ' Neely Impressive. -- TtnreWartrirnowir as ON Temple was fitted up in a most (nag ' Pi ticent style ail a recepttetflOMs 4 onh Mag nificent mirrors and cabinet work, Wade the face 01 the organ was completely corre•led by a tastefully arranged group of flags of various nations, those of England and Prus sia being the most conspicuous. Thls was ' surmounted by the l'resslati ragle.• re- c. ption given to his Royal Iligtincirs in (fraud fridge was most entitosiaisti4, and his Royal highness, In acknowledging it, said ; that although this was the first of osion of his appearing in that halt among the arena '. of England, his heart had always been among them from the first day he had the honor and happiness of beiog A ilteMll/111013. The Grand Master, in the !time of the Grand Lodge, presented Ins Royal highness with a copy of the Book of Constitutions. his Royal Highness, when retiring, expressed the great pleasure he had derived from his visit, and promised to honor ttiebrethren by repeating it. Our Thought*, On the whole, it is or 64 great importance for a man to take heed what thoughts ho en tertains, as what company beim; for they hare the same o*i ottitni sand. Bad thoughts are as infectious as ha company ; and good thoughts solace, instruct and en tertain the mind, like good eompriy. And this is one gtettt advantage of retirement, (hat a man - may choose what company he 1 1 pleases Nom within himself. As in the world we oftener light ih had company than m good. ' so in solitude we are troubled with impetti ' neat and unprofitable thoughts, than enter tamed with agreeable and useful ones; and a man_ that path so far lost the command or himself, as to lie at the mercy or every foolish and vexing thotight, firtnnett is the sante situation as a boat whose door Isopon to all wrners ; whom, thoogh ever so noisy, rude, or troublesome, he cannot get rid of but with this dillrerenes - , — tlat the latter bath KUM 'recompense for Igo trouble, tha garmer none at ail, but is rotted or hos pOOO-: • quiet for nothing.—J. Mason. A Regular Blue Law in Virginia. Tho editor of the Norfolk Argue, in look ing over some meet,' records of Virginia, came across the following : "At a gland asirethlaage held at James (Attie in the year of our, Lins 916, were passed many ackta to the girl Almlgh- Lila God and instil/two gouge One ar..&- tie's•Colonie ; among which arneniled—ostlxigrapby-42-13[024-I=lM scandalous suits to be ducked,". Whereat often times many babbling wows °Aim slan der-and switudattais their nciishberarfor which their poor husbands are often brought into chargeable and vexatious snits, m 4 cut in peat damages-8o it therefore looted by the authority aforesaid, That In sicticins of 4lander occasioned by the wife, asitforcsald, after judgement found for the dasnaget, the icemen shall be furnished bythioldni‘ Asa if the dander be tw) enormous to be adjulged at a greater *taw thin flvelsnooketdpounda of totem°, then the women dad* docked headdit4 beast once fair each :Are btta4re4 Iglt~ tobacco se adjudgett spinet her hootimlllOf be Wiles to pay 1M One impoft ed.'t 1 41$10,1kils• thing it is for jounie idiestoliara-anch a.hankering,for the sterner Itex. Felt, Jr yid want to get married ; don't foe conscience make, act like fools about it. Don't get into • lit of nips every time you sec a hat or a pair Of whiskers. Don't get the iden into your heads that you must put yourself into the way of every young man in the neighborhood in order to attract notice, for if you don't rim after the men, they will run after zs r ise Mark that. A husband hunter is the most a c testablo of all young ladies. She is full of starch puckcra she puts on many false airs, and I She is rio nice that it appears ridiculous In Clio eyes otetery decent person. She May generally' be found'at the meeting, tinning ~e , ) , i rse„. ablaut Ruble* sle, Jalways at social parties. and invariably takes • front-1 'teat at eotroe - rti. I She Irlis - Co - be - lbe 'beTte of the place, and she -think;sbe is. Poor' girl ! You are fitting yourself for an old maid, just as sure as the Sabbath comes on Sunday. Men will flirt with you, and Hatter' you simply because they have no more idea of making a wife of you than committing suicide. If I was • young man I would hove no more to do with such a fancy than I would 'ow, gir s, et lie y g..e • piece or ner advice, and she knows from experience if you practice it you will gain a reputation of being worthy girls, and stands a fair chance of getting respectable husbands. It is well enough for you.to lean) to finger the piano, work embeoldery, study grammar, etc., but don't neglect poor gramima, or your dear mother ; teach yourself to make bread and get a meal of victuals read enough fur a king no part of • housekeeper's duties should be neglected ; if you do not get a wealthy husband, you will need to know how to do them) things, as you would have them done. In the next place, don't pretend to he what you are not. Affection is the most despicable of accomplishments, and will o•lyf.ause sensible people Ve„, laugh at you No one hut a fool will be caught by has a pay . thtnep_arvnt elan, ea• _ Lily to he sten through. press plain, but neatly. Remember that clothing Ives a girl so modest,becoromg,en4 lovely appearsnce as a neat dress. All the and tulllwer are Immo:miry If ,tU aro really handsome, they do not. add to your beauty one practice : if you are homely, they only make you boa worse.— (lvirtleuien don't court your face and jewel. ry but sour own dear selwetila ' tinger rings and folderols may do to look at, but they add nothing to the value or a wife--all young tnyn know that. If you know bow to talk, do it naturally. and du not lie so distressingly nice as tospoil all you say. If sour neck in black. wear a lace coliar,but don't be foolish enough to daub on paints, thinking that people are so blind as not to bee it,; and if youi cheeks are rosy, don't apply pink saucers, for the deception will be detected, and become the gossip of the neigh borhood. Bow to Tell a Good Teacher A gentleman float hlwampville, State of N. Y.. was telling how many dt&•rent occu pations helm() attempted. Among others he had trim! beboul teaching. ' tiow Jong did you tow) I" inquired a bystander. Wal, I did'ot teach Mk, that Is, I only went to teach." Did you hire out 1" Wel, I did'nt hire out, I only lint to out." " Did you succeed " •. 1% al, I give it up for some reason or an other. You see I traveled into a district and inquired for the trustees. Somebody Raid Mr. Sniekles was the man I wanted to see. So I found Mr. Sniekles—named my object—introduced myself—and asked him *hat be thought about letting inc try my luck with the big unruly gals an 4 boys of the district.' " 11‘.wankilte knot If I witty et:insider. ed Myself capable, and I told him I would'ut mind his asking me s formiestions in rill': metic or geography, or showin' my band. writing. Ito said no never mind, he could a leachet by his gelt. " Lot the see you walk offa litda ways,'* said he. " I can tell jiet as well as if I had heard you examined," stye he. lie eat in the door as he spoke, and I Omit he looked a little skittish, but I was considerably frustrated, and.ilitUnt mind it much, so I turned and walked on as smart as I ktiowed how, Ile said ho would tell me when to stop, so I walked tflt t thought 1 hsegone far tmough—tben 'sPected suthin was.to.,pay, and looked round. , .IVali.tbe door was shut, and Mr. Sidoklea bad ' Did you go back 1" "Nisid,_no, I did'ut go taiek. " Did you apply - fortnetkee-ashool - " Wal, no, I did'ut apply for another school," said tho gentlemen from Stamp yille, " I rather think my appearance was agginet me." • VALID ST MIMI AoleasYaNt.— .1 has Join been decided in Indianap olis, by which it is declared that.ttianiage iir_lndlauit requires no formalities to make it legal eteept the mere agteeterent of the palled ; that It is a civil contract only, and differs froin other civil contracts merely 'in Oils—that itoanuct be dieeolved, seen lay manual consent. - - - 11••••-• , -- randzir , )1 11 1 / 4 W, - inmk.troest.tistemssmang•lnalLatuttail... What'll peeing, another, dose eltiee dawn, I've hard s funeral bell, Btu* pealaii 011 1011 011.T.} fled tie* there [lentos the solemn fall Of feetatept sweeping bigiN Look down the street, I hear attar feet, Bums fuaere!'e pawing by. The *Miler !nisei with •nsiont But nothing there win. seen, Except each oignotnnantnal Owe, And whst h►d ►lweye been. A moment yeolear mother, !lay: &rang* smolt are no the ak r „ Lflc% angels singing on thedr way, 0. Or voices deep to prayer! , Oh, lift my pillow high—more blgh-- rok I am I'4lo ' iroip - —4 1 ,450 r, timer sr* ibex - -- VlO TOthilt raimullwr liaulatoel 114 4 , _ But no word oo ehe spunk , -.The hope that from her bosom tied, Left tears opuu hut cheek The night looked through the Casement old, And aaw a cheek so R,— A term in wooled, thin, mot dota— l; o skill might there pre's!) , But that which conquer' Death yet beamed Urea bar wasted brow a And sweet, a though au angel dreamed The sufferer rent ed now. Ah, who the mother's grief may MS t Or who may comfort bring Ted, highabnre the ("emeriti belt, She heard the angels sing' A Shipload of corpses. We take the following paragraph from the &rim corregponcienae of the New Yuik Times, Nor. 213th : The line-of•battle sldki he which late ly eapsi sett th broad hoontiny m the ltsy of Finland, when closely surrounded by nu (imams vessels of the fleet on their way from Revel to eronstadt, has since been examin ed by Englisli divers, at thWorder of the Rus sian Government. ft will probably be still in the recollection of your readers that tie vessel hod in addition to shout 800 troops and crew, fill 400 pwavengwrs on boat* chiefly women and children, who with the quantities of bulky house furniture, occupied the vilule 'twcen decks. OuVof considers- holes of the man-of-war had been left open, and when 11. sudden atletall came tm rouhl not bo closed in time : and so, when the wind foolther the vessel keeled over, tilled, and cap-sped. Such persons as were on the deck at the tittle, were, at once washed away, but the divers found not less than 1.- 100 corpses in the cabins, 'tween decks, and ' in the bold, all clinging to SOME portion oi,the Limbers of the Ship, or to each other. The horror of this fearftil sight appears to have been aggrerated by the circumstances that the bodies were already ftir gone in decompo 'llion, and with Jew eiterptiOnS, the eyes of all the corpses wide. -open and glaring. The effect of this dreadful speciaele on the divers was such that one of thiim was total ly unable for many days to recount the ghastly scenes he had witnessed down, in that hire of purifying corpses, and on his persistent refused to repeat his visit there was sent home. A New 'Stoat ox SruansOx.—A friend tells us a story of the Re... Mr. Spurgeon, the English sensation preacher, which has never been in print. Recently, during one of his discourses, a respectable gentleman wan so earned away by the eloquence with which he invested the subject, that at the close of a brilliant sentence he could not avoid exclaiming flood !" All eyes were of course tixed upon him for the moment, and his embarrassment Cah be lirlitgined. At the close at: the serums the gen tlertian went up to Spurgeon, and asked hid pardein for an interruption which, he Raid, the eicited state i of his feelings must excuse. " Hay no more, my dear air, sty no more," Was the minister's answer. ," Pa it again Whenever the spirit moves you. If you hear # presehett way anything that Airs the blood within you, don't fail to shout out " flood"' If every one were to do so. we should have better preachers and better mon." RCM TO ILIMP YOrNO AND 1iA27ri30)111.--- tint' Mormon: Brigham 'Young says 4. Mormonism" keeps'men and women youngiind handsome ; and when - they are MT of the spirit of God there are none of them but what will have's glow upon their countenances, antl that, is whet makes you and me young, for the spirit of God is with us and within as. A 11011.4 Llll hisca voice. In .11 more im preesive and ecnrrineing tune it echoes the nutructions of the lips which hive already .0 fu aliiiintainafwbolmr. ftanioginmett Dever callus. It Welts when the tongue is silent ; and is either s constant attraction inn i perpeittairipiiinT' on attinit i l Seca, Ltd ahowif the attar° mind etcellence of religion, both in duty and trial, both in sorrows and in joys. The following, on boopsi is an extract frtnit leatah iii., 18 ." In that day the Lord will take away the lititery of their tinkling ontatnenta abut their het and their Coals, their round lire - Jibe tde nioint. Carl; la tos—roalta yourself an book man, and then you way be sore there is one raeosi lase to the World, zi' - 'TgIMS : $ 1.50 fN APTAIVOR. 5.101L1,13113 3 ...dimming tee. The Strangentes of Tria • .t DT saissaaevotAsot, e litty-flre Pare agq. tlfiersthrAt. Unit . dattploion 11w - dirk - - lanyinref lb/a-- Tweed, in auld Scotia. Many jean had rolled by the locks of sturdy Joins. Stu - art and his gods wife had, become thickly ill vend, yet no child had been horn to them. Many a prayer had been oferecbto • the Vir gil; (they were devout Catholics,) yet tb• ie'6 , 6t" prattle of a babe in the Mono-71W -well spriniof pleasure—waajnot rotachSafed to them. Al fast 'their prayer was answer. ed, and one cold Christmas morn, a wee ha mortal was ushered into this world of ear* and travail : great was the wonderment, and far and wide; rejoiatito po;red in, in the good old Scotch style: Many a beaker of, mountain dew was qua ff,d,and tnatay;a hest- - far birircirtgato descend te+ho- M 44-4 the hula Effie, TearX passed sway • the blue-eyed beatify grew up n fair and comely maiden, and many a youth's Wart beat the quicker did she be stow nn thin but a passing glance. The young girl social ever to dwell on the trs• damns of her house, a be boasted of their de scent from that unfortunate Charles, whose execution by Cromwell was the turning point in England's history. Ship leapt a deal car to the many whiepera of lore and fealty freely offered, so that in time the young Mon shunned herl, and the OM - alma prediotad that her haughty pride would here a s►d (low dill. At the close of the 'ter of 1819, bonsai John Stuart and his wife emigrated to AMee ice. In New York he prospered for a while, but unfortunate spec-ohs/ions abserbid his little property. Disease weakened his stal- wart frame, and, in two years after his arr1.1.3,{ . 1 . 3 ,{ here, ha died ix-winces. Ilia wife did not long survive him, and Effie was lefli alone to buffet the world sa best she might. Young, and well educated, she attracted` the attention of eliminator Livingston, and he offered her a situation f ati governess, at his palatial !Wide on theisfanks of ourbeautiful Hudson. The descendent of a King of sng• lawd-wieetteit-twaowspi.- that- which, a few s . etilrs htfGrv, eTle wmild have antoritd. ♦t the Chancellor's Milne, her beauty and so complishments were the talk of the neigh borhood : while the fact of her high descent u a ited to the tideregt lettintor- • &tau a.statestnan and warrior aas proud of her snide, and a distinguished lawyer, who w sa afterwards President of. the Cntted States, ■crustily ph-Mend his hand, heart ■nd for tune. Still she remained single. dttachsd to the domestic troupe of the house wait II light mulatto coachman, who bore I Tory etriLing resemblance to the portraits of Charles, by Vandyke. Iris handatwoe form and Hashing black eyes won for him easy conquests. among even the white guidons of the neighborhood. Possessing that !race mantel to the pare mulatto, gifted with quirk powers of easimilaion, dressing well, will it he helieved that he woo the heart of the young governess. in whose veins Stowed the blood of the royal house of Stuart flue morning they disapptared : was not known whether they were married or not, although Mr. Livingston traced them to this city. tler Otbctio wearied her after a white —proved to be a drunken wretch, beat her, robbed her of her jewels —telt her.' as died, a few days eine°. Ite were present/A her death-bed, and such a death-bedwa pray Heaven we nosy never agaip.wilness. Young girls, in all the duals of Tour beau ty, intoxicated with the rich Incense of tlad. tern beware of the . voice of tidi teruptar, whether he exists in sour own bopm, or triong your companions. Effie Stuart one. as pure as the due of morn, it whose birth hundreds of earnest lips wispered prayers for her happinesit thiough life, died, a emm. mon and loathsome thing, in oos of the low+ est dens of the Pate Posed. MADISON Act. t, Ncw• York, Dithwitaber, 057. ^•• •• • SiR DAVID DRIWITIIR arguca that PM Milk* i ng of a world As quits labor unleai tha aur. taos to attarwards stocked lei* ushabitaelts, and with a very strict appeal in t,bil anal*. Om furnished by seleleett,ite . ooiints molt on what lutiniturrneeratnay do in adapting rational creatures to conditions 4:4 all posai idn kinds. Mks butt, tbolnliaoowerad •111. even. ep n .w ..'• in perpetual actin night, are Slippage& by Sir Day i4tetimea thottic_inhalimate, M la well lomarn that, the majority of out men of seit , nee ire opposed to this hpOOf resmaiwg. tsking the ground, that with regard to the planets of our system. the evidence, itinearly Oonclusive that the math is taMrly Cr pits, alone in.being tenstated by man. thtpielr; as its density is bdt 1.1, et Uttl6 aloft tiwith of arAter„Meestowieil as meetly. liquid; Ea. tutu, is not heavier than cork, as made niein4..of Wind and 441JPC/01 . __‘11_, the outer Owlets are, regarded as matted from their eater* ait well as the abases of light anti bola. for tbrhisigatalslarLal Jiro* The earth on the other lino& erbiolt the largest et the Said &sae. el *the 0140' ate sone of thi planetary system; and Of. earth end water brave herd tliell We" litida• bit relatioor, thus ottepthes h.,looBtholitlly and exelealrely, M the. abs 00 labeie4Sl - t•-• t r t - The WilliVA Natal - CliV4Vt . to* di • cacistps reibe47 colikbe mipsw4 Pent It 04311 y, if et sad 0400.110: I,t, will dew Wass matter. awl Whets art, injai* hours. iiia:l