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PR au
INTIN
sad every deeerittion of
JG ,
11101)11TBD In the neatest manner, at the lowest
vibes, and .with the Minton despateh fleeing
purchased a large oolleetion of type ; we are pre
-* d to seller the Ordens of nor friends,
'3usilttss Virettork.
OCkluiL LINK. WILLIAM r wo.tion
Ll7illif
ATTOIIN VS'S AT LAW
°Men, on Allegany street, in the builiiiirK for
werly occupied by Ifutues, McAllister, Hato A CO
Drinkers
Angina 10-35.1 year
WILLIAM U. SLAM
ATTORNEY AT LAW •
, eFL4FCA ZULT,..;„ c ti,
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DJANTIN *TOMR A , sort,
, AIIe'rIONEERA,
Bellefonte, Pa , will attand to all bualnota in their
foe with ppooluality
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CPAVPIII'It 111 U LlClialr,
WITH SMITH, MUBPJIY h Co. PRY 0000 S
91 Market at ,and 29 Cburdi
0110 A PAIaI.ANa, 111 b .1 11 P 0111111,1,11 P
I , AIRILAI3IIIII lk Donning,
Eitt'sterANs R sciwEoNs,
I.SPuITE, PA
°Mee to heretofore on 11. bop !street, eproile the
Temperance /Intel.
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DK. JANNE& F. 111UTC11111501‘,
-PHYORLIAN
RtmeePtote to Pr Wm .1 McKl,n, reopeetfnlly ten
dere his prePtoOonel menaces 11, the emteile of
POTTEIV.; mot steltilty OfII, nt the
Eutaw llou.t.
4.1,,V16111. rriessoi.e,
HOUSE PAINTN:It AND GnAzEn.
AND PAPEIt 11ANGLIt,
Hrt.t.nr , n , TlL, Pt
Witt att , ot to all orders In hio lino Trith.pronopt
urall and dropotch
211V111K11.1, ik Musa
ATTORNF.I e, A r LAW,
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Ira C Mitchell and It tt (Net tiny° entered in-
I n'ocopartnerzhip in the practice 14 the I.nw, un
der the name of Mitchell & Bush, and will pre
prompt and proper attention to all husinass en
t nt•tcd to them
tidies in Reynolds' Arcade, near the Court
Mute •
liollefonte, !cm ember 211 431-if
APIIIISROTV PIKS,
qTA 1.1.00 R APRS PAU L 11:0TIkEs.
r,; rn lutly (r•zeept guntleape fro,. 8 • r in
ItAItNIIAR r,
L, lii. 9.101811,1 Saloon, In the Arcade Bull dlng,
JAJIE• IL RANKIN,
ATTURNLY AT LAW.
rox TS, revr.4
'Jain V. ,
olgelrh 1 tkaldn
ATIVOOII AL OHS' la.
ATTOI(NP:Y'S AT 1. %II
LW K nlYry rt
v tfo. lc, Ma) er 0 ntilitillq ni.prpl I e the
I fr u(alf kindo portal...lig, to U.. , pro
lw+ teat pr. , h ytly atteld,,l
POTTER
POTTER ik
PHYSICIANS A SCRHPoNS
DT I,,LItr , ST 11. v r
Dr. 144. Pp?rett btu r01.11,;•1 fo the Mick
fieume directly ormuciine bin former re•idenee and
Dr .1 H Mir , ti . rt.t. to the thottAo lalelp occupied
by IVIII HMI* Rr,l . .11, Spring rt Omer, Iw/I
tour "Lowe Dr Putter's regidence urberr they v.
he. ef, ?OM telt nl,ku. proro-,...fry
J. EL WICIIGATIK,
HES/DENT LIEN Tf.sT
°Eke and re+idatire on the Nor 0 1 }',.•r Corner
of the Otani:lowa near the Cent( ll,,eae
tT Will b. f and M hot ofti ••• r Ft ing,
in each month, cetaineacicia on Ow 11 ret Moiolny 01
the month, when be will be away filling 1,01,1 , 1 1 .fti
du tine
GREEN •c Mr :tI(EOM,
DK C;(1(1 f STe.
11/1/APV,VIIS, ra
WINGLINALE A , P Res Af i. DltAi KU% tPg
Drug., Medicines, Perfumery. Paints, (h k, .r
rasher, Dye-S'aff.r. Tonat S•Nevo, 111-rtelhee. Hair and
T,a,th Brwhea, Fancy ac.iT,,ilct krtaclea,Trusecia
amt w' ~ cider Mac., OaractlSootia
find oar stork complete arra fresh.
•nd ull 101 l el tilo.le rate Niece
/1,/ 1' rnere elol Phyrieleoe frern the coutitry
are tie fled to examine our st,.•k
EACIINIft 110140,
OPPOSITE TIIE WEST 101 AS CM BANE
P ROP R ETO R
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N. B. —A n Ownibton will run to an d f .the
D•put and Dneket Lanthne, tc.S liotel. free or
charge
Seri 3 v.ir
DEPOSIT HA PIRA
E. 0 I.lNox, .IAS. T. ilnuc
N. 11CALLISTICR, A. (.3 Unnns
MT. M. MrHBAY.
INTEREST PAW ON SPECIAL DEPOBITA
MeALLISTER, lIALE k CO,
1:1101.111/OST14, CIiNTIF Co Pt
- DEPOSITH RECEIVED
BILLS OP EX - CHANGE AND NOTES DM.
COONTED
COLLECTIONS MADE. AND PitocEEDs itg
,2,ll.T.Tjak.su.vaißT6V- -
IN'isnr:sr PAID ON tiP ref AL DEPOSITS PoR
NINETY DAYS AND UNDER SIX MONTHS
AT -TME RATE %V POUR PEncENT?
PER ANNUM—FOR SIX MONTHS
AND DPW ALT*, AT 'MP, RATE OP EVE PER
CENT PER ANNUM
EEOBANOE ON TUE EAST, cossTA Aix ON
HAND
so Oa a .ion PRINT INC OWV11(16.
The Poblishers of T. DkJeOrIIATIC W•Teny
"have, In connection with their New e verse Rama-
Whiniest, the meet estemdre and oomplete
JOB PRINTING orslcm,
To be found In Central Peansydranta, emersed en
tirely of
NEW MATEBIALS,
And the latest and-meat fashionable style of Plain
and Nanoy s Type, mid are prepared to execute all
'hinds of
800 PANCTI.JOR-PKINTINO,
neatest style, and at the shortest notice
—snob as
HAND 'DILLS, CIRCULARS,
POSTERS, BILL HEAPS,
HORSE BILLS, BALL TICKETS,
Aucriox BILLS, CARDS,
P AMIN:HATS; RECEIPTS,
BOOKS, °NECKS,
BROW BILLS, BLANES,
PROGRAMMES, do do , de
rirOOLD, SILVER and BRONZE PRINTINO
',mooted In the handsomest manner
tar PRINTING IN COLORS, In the most beau
tiful-mei finished style of the art
tiatiefacition guaranteed In regent to nestniase.'
cheapness and punctually in the luPlment of all
orders.
-ARM k gobs,
DEALERS IN DRY GOODS, GROCERIIB,
IlAttnwAra. ovruNswAnr,l4..
Ik.ete_of aeuatry Pladwet takeit' la exalting*
ta
or ooda at tit. highest , market peke'.
.elestro Eflll, De. 6,1457 - Pre
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There's no dearth of kindness
In (hie world of atm ;
Only in our blindness
We gather thorna for flowers'
Outward, no are spurniag--e
Trampling one another,
While we're tjuly yearning
At., the name of.. Bruthor."
Thore's nn dearth of kindness
Or love among mankind )
But in darkling lonslinesi
Hooded hoortS grow blind '
Fait nC kifultulls titighng,
soul is shut from soul,. .
Whoa they might he mingling
In onekindred windy
ffS9ME!
Theme no tlesr4ll of kindness
Though it be unspoken,
From the heart. It belldeth
Hautboy, smiles In token--
Mathere be none xi iOWIY.
But hnvn some angol toneli
Vet. on reing loves unholy,
'lgre live for self too mud. '
A. the wild roes bloweih.
A. raha the heogy rarer,
ivoincei freely 'Sowell],
IA the been forever
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But at grim will husker
Ever fur gold.n duet,
hearfewitt trenken
Brie, lost .pirita rend
There's ng don rt h ki n 4 rice!
In this orlit of ours
Only in our
ire prior thorns for flowers
O. cherish acel's4esst xtr-irm,
Falling Irvin whove
Life worn not worth It% i 0%,
Were it not for lore
lrsrrl falltVlls.
But Lovengood'i Liz:cards.
ifs- - - -
It - eur - pahrin Tufro or pi-o
due, to br ...hoed it or about \
meetii by env 1r un wirnt kot,in3 tutu, for
the ove 'nun Si rrr LON KNOooo,llcd u r
afire an safely gip over to the ear ore ras
son John than at 'Squire mark Junking Air
Curtin the wunen powerful inn ryltutlfl O% C
folks gmerally nt the tatail iii tpri Ing,
CuK•tl ftig
tit te , ,ted to by
Abu Wet hr.•"ii
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I found vt Fillet' Copts , of t)nlnitc ),, g oi )
nal:Mei:a and vindicative prod:lnt tliiin
stuck tip on (.‘ery hdttil.stitith bol l , di,igAvr)
and m ore door in the Frog Mountain rnnge
Its 1)1"mi-I ' l ll-'l. 1•111‘11, 1 1441Ve 4,111t11, lir sty it.
and alai% ti all, tin ehirogrJplty,
me to the extent 4i vablig one hit it IV ,
pres.icr‘ al tit.
lit a few day, 1 Putrid Hut in a good crovvd tangled her legs an garters in the top ow A
M from 01 Copeliert's small doggery, xi..l as linekelberry bush, an aar than all safe, fair
he proved to be el.thit 'MI tune,' I read rt • an' imict when 1 1. ft.
to him . •• Yes, George, that nr dot kj Mint ' .1 Now' old 11.111 in had not his' left on him
AM In ) earliest, sari'''. Th.., fits want me hilt a par of he.y lmv nitartered shoes, short
powerful had, basL I. speet eit dullV/9 w ont . 0 IMIM socks, an't...l skin garters tu keep of
fetch tur 11l go myself fur fifty, Omelets] the cramp, an' hts.skars wur a grown' on
downi ef you'll go long and ace um lieve Jo,- ; Imo fast. Ile war plum crazy, fur lie pit
nee. t Lite, bite, old feller, an let that roan i apt in his hands an' leaped over the front uv
ove yearn blow a little, Ili anima this the pulpit rite inter the middle uv the OA
cussed afar what has ruined my karacter as t part uv the kongregrition, - ,Cerdlf. and set In
plus 'meson in the actety about, here. Ye in git tin' away. Ile run, or !tether went in'
see, I a cut to last year's big mech.' at Its- a honlierin' gallop, heavy, like an Old wagon
tail Santa Springs, an d wer Nolen in a nice boy; skared at a iwomotive. When he ;
shady place emitter-sin with a foe!' in the ' jumped a bench he shook the yearth an' his
buck!l bert y thicket, a hen the foot thing 1 'self to. Ile M.:is and fens cleared the way,
knew'd I woke from a trance, what I had ' an' lie heel a perfectly far track to the woods,
been k no. lied otter by it four year old Melt- lie weighed nigh onto three hundred had ,a'
,try at iek in the Ilan' of ole Prison Bolin', 1 black stripe down Ms bark like onto as old
durst lin. alligator Welkin bide ! an' he wur ; bridle rein. an, his belly looked about the
standing a straddle owe me, a (minim at the t size an' culler tiw a big beef paunch, an' bit
mouth an a preachin to me about martin sins I a shaken' from aide to side, lie leaned'
au my wickedness FlinersilY• Al,l, poor frico hack from it like a little feller a tonn` tie a ;
stir gone, an I aus glad of 'Lilo - I thot he big drum at muster, an' I learn),t Alomb plum
men( tu kill me with his club of he failed to to wher I wur. 'Thar wur cramp knots on
preach 'ire to death, an I did'nt Want her to ' his legs as big as warntits, tin' all over lie
see me die. s minded ivie \ uv &crazy ole elephant what velar
- t' 15 ho aas the friend you speak of, possessed .hy the, , ch iril, with hits, years,
Sut 1" z•-trnout an' lushes sacred oil, on '_. niy4 ,up Ate,
• " ?if.ton 0.-r
-e y- - mar b:titn-trs—durn ti gviineon hitstinti legs away/min emedi
your
little ankt•laus picter ! But I'll tell ye ate trubble and tribulation. Ile did the
one thine qeorge : that nite a timber gal got loudest an' fussiest minim' f ever seed since
an crful certefuunded etroppin fruit) her "main dad raved with the hornets, to be no iinit„er ;
1 with the stirrup tether over a sadild, an old than it wur.
Passon Bullin had et supper that nite ; and ii Well, he disappeared in the thicket,and
what's WWI nor all, alto cooked it fur im an oite all the misses ye ever hero it wur thar
hogged him a tremlin and crying not tu tell in a cirkle of two hundred feet ar char-shout,
on her, the durne, Infernal, hiperkritikah Ellen wimen screatnin—they woe the skary
pot-bellied, whiskey-wanting old ground woos ; sum •larlln—they *was the wicked I
hog; but I paid im furit all, of I liaibt I wens: (sorter ove the Lovengood stripe;)
will. I mean to keep a paying ore im all sum tryin to get away or hide thar faces--
the time Well, at sex big meetin at Itstail , they run the modest ones ; ' some looking
Studa, I wur on Mtn, as solemn as a hatarter old Bullin—they was the curious Trans;
kerierst collection tin; - fur I had promiited sum hand 'le Thar - liows- , they wus the l
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the old hog to cum i,nd be conwerted , jis to sweet, wuns ; sum on than knees with than
keep him from killin me. I tuck a seat on eyes shot, but that Wes turned the way
the steps of the pulpit, to prove I wur in the old mudturkil was s tannin—they will
yearnest. ?her was a monstrous crowd in ' the deceitful wuna; sum lain nothin--they
that grove, an ole Bullin were a prcachin to wus the smith' wuns, and the most danger
me at an orful rate—how the hell Salpints oils ove bll ove cm by a durned• long sites.
wud serve em if they did'nt repent—how I tuck a big skeet myself, atter a bibil about
they'd crandover them, rap thar tails noun as big , as a brick, a disolin, an a book called
this necks, poke than tangs inter than eyes a sataplasm, a few, rocks, and sich like fruit
end blow inter tiler years-, and of it war kn spattered onto the pulpit ni onto my bed t
oman, how they'd quite in her buesm, an try and as the Lovengooda, (turn em! knows
to mewl down under her frockstriags. Ate notin but to run when they git skated, 414
lie bed em hot, hollering, and eicred t the put - I:Wards the swamp on the krick. As I
fae is, the thing was a iivorkin powerful.— started a black bottil ova boldface smashed
ree for nniust me. Su drl ,
Now I'd kotch live big grey pot - bellied his-
*gin a t
lards, and heti em in a little mirrer I fig perfeseor dun thin, who bed m m
ore u
seal ned
thenfoa
Siotitti-Noitrt
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BELLE
what I made a purpoa . —thar tails lalrat.4;
bottom, it' pitaltlalLS,
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So while he wtir a rllrin onto his tip
loest onbenownat to any body, I untied my
poke an put the mouth up under his britchg
leg, an gin theirlegs a squeeze an a shake,
when they all ink up his bar leg, making
ove a noise they sorter-like semirrils a clinibin
a shell bark hickory. lie stopped preachin
an looked fora moment like he noir a list
nin annt.hing, sorter like an ole how due
when'she hears you whistle for the dogs.-
1 give a big gron, an hit my head inween
my knees. Them he commenced -a slapin
ove his self whar ye cult the steak outen a
leef, then he'd fetch a rub taller a Images
tail sprouts, then he'd stomp, then run his
Lend atween his waist:inn and his shut, and
reach dot' t —
spreo his big 'cgs anal give ,Itis back a good
shakin, sort eve a tub again the pulpit sor
ter like a bog scratches ng,in a stump: a
leaning to his walk powerful ; and squirm.
ing gerrally xtr he'd Jist come outer a dog
bed or lrrd slep on a pisant trail. About
this torte wuu rive nay lizzards (sacred and
hurt I stove, by all this robin an seratchiu
and slappin.) poked his head nut atween
the ',assort's shut collar an his old brown
neck tuck a peep at the circumstances, aptl
dodged lack nut.
speech now onto to Win
his eyes stielicu out like twct buckeyes flung
Agin a mild wall, an his voice trimlin' Sen
he, Ilretherin, take keer ove yoursefs, the
dell Ssrpints her got me Sum ove the
wiramin fetch a printer yell, an a ramrod
lesed doctor a hat ant near me, allowed it
will. a day case ore Delicious Tretraendjua.
and i that he war lila), fur it were tremend
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jos afore it wus dun with ! Off Went the A Murdered Boy Come to Life.
claw hamtner coal, an he flungit 'hind him
like lie wiir a gwine inter a lite, the b e d no liAvEr .l : Coto, f1ier . .. 19 --Last win•
farktt on.) Sea he pit,th b r e N i n a over hi s ter, a boy attained Clote.es E. Sagi, about
head faster our I got outer) my pasted wen, nineteen years ofate, was mis.,ing from his
an flung it up in the air like he didn't can a i'mme in Cromwell, near INI I.l , llrtown, in this
Burn if hit kept tip forever,
but lilt irmige4 State and an Irialairoan named J'atriek Nu
onto s block jack. f seed with ore me liz- gent, was charged with murdering litut and
zurds a raven about over the lug old dirty I putting his body trader the ire, in the Con_
leak insliitt, Neared like the dtterl.. Then_l,o4_" ec'tic ," t ti
r• a "
io it"l"lllgr"'"4l4`'
gave a sorter shake an a to lst, an h e rum hol l y was found In the river wit h out a
outen his ',rubes. an tic tuck era by t 1.'2110(. heath. This holy was bah Heil to he that of
tilt,, or. , Ow legs an swung um soundlig I4e-ititesing boy, ihrui several. marks upon
a few ve au then foto, ant down thernlisp ;it " well as frtglt portlon or the clothing.
over tit ove.the pulpit. Yon cad . re !Soon afterwarrla, this lining of an overeorit
er:aat ove a mile ' ',,,,p.,ll4=;;Angt° the description of
miorLefiailLK.W.rtrilefi 5 pes mrft.
chicken' witwithlos legs crossed, a big (114.15 i
SOnie 11{011his alter, a sailor, named Jten
-1,14,11,1 titre, a slab ore t er baeher, a pipe A pii i sOn, directly charged Nugent, the Irishman.
copper oar Npecitnents, a b, el) of hrakin I "Si the murder li e`al'i saw a t e deed
40 . 51,,V,T0.• five v. itt , t4r, n ‘tia ' 1 "" e • " il " . " ".""1 N"ge"t in putting the
nn [Lice my 'ls Ilew pernii-kitsly
I n. it unite 3 r
of L i
ribed
a, `c
thecolo m i s w hair, ileakelad
aflorcr that nr int.tston . grotmd, pule') 11i
'sply and OW Own' big flax oche: %Van
4,1 v the tinatrii,t nve no blue lizzarils tit bi•cl
fui.t inter the Ln..nrn of a fat °wan, a. lug
aa it akin 'd dos. aiiii Dig!) into Pi/ Itglr, who
au Ihif 13 yard, od a clown' lurch with
titi•ks tail, nit' iu;utti the hat, but ,'orn
nteurcd dna /she mor taint
an' did it fu.et rate :
_pat thing h, r
liirlsy tail lip to the ar', n.lled Down the butt
ii-preMsalleika ialty it the chance ore
knockin a poor devil like the down with it. if
the hottit was astth nothin. isn't as smart as
old squire Idneknuillin. and he shot hisself
with a hoe handil, and hit warn loaded at
that. Well you know, George I ortar run i
fast—Pat look at these legs—l used em tram
atween that meetin grown' an We swamp,
and they haint ketch me yet.
t. Ole Barbelly BOW jas they call him)
since his tribulation with the hell sarpints,
taint prechod but *mist, an then he hadn't I ,
an omen to bear Mi. Nis lex wan, " MIUld
I CLAM into this world an I'm Arvin° onion
it the saute way ef rm awed till that.'r—
Cm 'twir a powerful marmint—it was
henrit three miles , Jib proved that naked
ness learnt tnurh , arter all, of you take the
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ore Sill sizei! wile skeery, cola an" trtibilSurn
-that, it e•nrnt to be expected ore him, a
poor. weak. frail won ovo t/i* dust, to be
garpint ur !marl Four either that won
email garpint of the tribe mu
rsinated a world through enema?, while he
wur beset with a handl full ore em. An
sixteenthly and tinnily that Middy toren
gond IS the biggest raidtil, foul, and eltare
crow ever hatched in the mountain range.
" - Now L ijamaiaa.thalaal*.cry-taragr, but I
want you to tell old Grownhog this for me—
ef he'll let me alone lal let him alone ; and
of be don't, If I don't hero again I
wish I may be domed inter a poultice. Lets
Rn tu the spring tad mix alittle ma, hit with
this yore whisky, (shaking hi flask.) afore
you start. Mind. tell ole flaringly what
sed about another big skeet.. with -- say a
peg's peck ulailial=harards—try
and - deer him of Zia good bye."
that lie had not h • td any peace or mind mince
the murder, nod that he had come to Crom
well es T erian T to d , vnlee all he knew nlxiut
it. DX, N mien!, and charred the
deed upon hint The [l ,- ful'aell dented it, but
irenilded from ht • n.d If'
It tlte Inll wn. (•rood neainq \ngrnl mod
he wet In have been natal thou month. With
in a few dau.s. however, the miming boy ham
been diseovpred in the Interior of Pennsyl
vania. hrilis uncle A special Court was
Immediately . hell. Arid . ." , bigent hl. rated
Th.. sailor has been arrested tor perjury.
vi WI intent to lake 14 . , and acknowledged
hisguilt. The cline send lujst to Scam's
Pnion for off
The Beauty of the Sky
It is a strange thing how little in general
7eoplo know about thet' y. ft 14 the part
demotion in which nature has done more
for the sake of pleasing man, more for the
sole and evident purpose of talking to hint
end-teaching bun, that, in any other of
her works, and it 15 just the part in which
we least attend to her. There are not many
of her other works in which some more: ma
terial or essential purpose than the more
pleasiiig of mien is not answered in lnotiry
part of their organization : but every essen
tial purpose of the sky might, as far as we
know, be answered, if once in three days, or
thereabouts. a great black ugly rain cloud
were broken up over the blue, and every
thing well watered, and au all left blue a
gain until the next time, with perhaps a film
of morning and evening mist of dew. But
instead of this, there is riot a atoment of any
qtr•Otorrwreir; wIL.or Olirriwri
einq tftiene after scene, picture after picture,
glory after glory, and working still Upton
such egg:write .aptir coUntint principles 'of
the most perfect beauty, this is quite cer
tain it is 411 done for us, intended fhr,uur
perpetual pleasursjy We (lot Being who
wade - all worlds.
GO" MARRIND !—Mauy, let the risk bo
what it May ; rt gireil dignity to your pro ,
fession, inspires, confidence, and commands
respect. With a wife the lawyers are more
trusty, the dootor More esteemed, the me
! chaniatbrows-tha hammer with.- 4 00reseed
power, end shoves the plane with a more
deitterous hand ; the merchant gets irbetfer
cred;ts—in short. a man without a wiFe, is no
market all She nurses him while sick, she
watches for him in health. °enlighten, get
a pretty ono if you like them best—
La good one if she is to be found-4;lnd a rich
lobe if you can got her, and are' certain she
will not always be dictating t 6 you.
The Somerset (N. J.) W hig Gaye there le a
header in Somerville who carries a watch
that weighs two pounds iend three anda haY
ounces—with a chain /attached that wieghe
ha pound (fed and a,,,icy ounces, The met
al of the watch is Odd to be wOrth for melt.
init. 1156.
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PADAY, DEC. 3 - 1857.
' niideamble-Proseher.•
The fashionable preacher i 5..., a mortal al
ways adored - hy'hisensigregVion, the female
portion particularly. Heists mortal. but is
sometimes detmcd an unwinged imtriortal,
and eclipses the divinity whom he preaches.
Ile prays resoundingly. (to the congregation)
and his amen sounds like the tap of a bass
drum. Ile is mock, exceedingly's° -in the
pulpit—he loves his hearers collectively, and
sometimes : he hates fin and
the devil —profeasi(inall . r. Discourses elo
quently on. charity from a mahogany pulpit,
but forgets his charity foe those who diner
with him. Gives literally (his advice) in his
resonont Sermons, but always has his purse
in his other pantaloons pocket when he
meets a Mendicant. •
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Sends the 6121.1! , to_fiktik45Lt4_as,.....lumi.
l'ieiitrft 7 4elrCathen at Mime gbtler
Perfumes his sermons with sacred poetry.
and perintnes Iki 4 n Into' handkerchief with
can de roloi,,ne
Speaks yearningly of that other vroild.
hut would doutillegs perfer staying whine
he is better acquainted. Calls his congre
gation tho sheep of his flock, and pull s wool
over their eyes while he shears them.
Studies attitudes as he Studies his aer.
snorts, and lifts his arms with inimitable
gi:ace to beneech the divine grace of heaven !
Delivers from a three story pulpit—when he
is elevated far above his hearers—persuasive
harangues upon moral propriety. Art/its.c
thctigh am could be drawn from man. as that
beautiful. rich Rye was taken from Adam.
by throwing igin Into a gentle slumber or,
as the dentist extracts a tooth, by adminls
terina chloroforms! discoursea and roost
ethereal sermons. Of mortality ho talks .in
the aggxegate, but ne , cr descends to partic
ulars.
11 one of his congregation, by mortgaging
his property, swindles a friend out of a few
thousand dollars, he never rebukes the man
ns the prophet did David never mentiony t
at all—that us a secular affair and belongs to
the world.
irtiy.; to ;NI not for health. which he
wanta not, neither for poverty, which he
carrworheite - , but only for — a competence, by
which he means a three-story competence,
finished with hroyem stone mute c• • -
ern conveniences and a spacious basement.
Belitsekethere is no Irate to lwaven but
through has church, end calls other denoni
mations ''sects ,
:'Netota Tiva - V6ltiorn - llricintroln
be,is of ease, — hut whether or not Peter lets
them pnse the penrly portals, we, beinepwor
toic.ernble sinners, cannot tell.
If lie pry:v./RN at night, always arrives
after the audienee is seated and waiting :
simmtimes, if lillre i, a crash, he has to rise
mysteriously through a trap door in the pub
pit, as many have seen Parson &welter :
this alwa3S ',Trainees a fills Caret —so the
atrical and striking. Before he enters the
gas is ttirned down to a moonlight Imllow
fleas, and a dim obscurity broods over the
congregation ; the organ is silent.
Hut the moment arrives ; the popular
preacher enters the gas !dooms loin magnif
icent brillia tic) ; the ladies bend eagerly for
ward and a murtner or expectancy permeates
the sir, silks rustle, and feathers tint fins
wise ; the organ peals a grand voluntary.
and the minister, sioy‘ly moun'ing the richly
carpeted stairs, sinks into the silken pulpit
cushions. and OPellg a lit Tun boa.
Is it the worship of God or man i 1 do
not know, but I think of the poor Publican
who stood afar off and smote upon his breast
and cried., "Nod he merciful to me • aim
aer "
At York, Pa., on Weilneaday evening, the
dress of a girl named Henrietta Mate, aged
fifteen or sixteen years, took fire from the
exploaiorrofa fluid lamp, in the house of Air
nie Budd. She managed to get out of the
house, on the pavement, when the air in
creased the flatten, wittelt illumi4tedtthe
street, causing an alarm or fire. The Penn
sylvanian says : " Mr. George Hoop and
other gentlemen ran to rescue the guttering
girt, who was being consumed rapidly.—
They tore the remaining clothing front her
litodYi when a horrilikt, heart-sickening sight
wag presented: From her knees to her head
her flesh was completely black, anti full of
• • • • of her heat has -hem burn
ed bare of lir, while her face and eyes are
so blistered or swollen that, she cannot see,
and IT tongue protrudes from her mouth.
In leaving .the house she passed through
font doors. brushing past a cradle in which
slept a child, whose eyebrows, etc., were
alert, eln 'feeling for the front' door, the
girl's finger-marks were plainly discernible.
On the pavement she sprung •t • latly t , the
'flames reaching far above her bead,
"My God, help me 1" It is no exag
geration to say, that some of the flesh on the
poor victim's body was roasted black; about
haltpitat eleven 9104, Tltursday_evening,-
tliirtp hours 11. [ter the accident, she died.
„Theis,term felt among the bachelor, on
itecount of - the decision, bylthe courts, that a
few visits and friendly attentions to a lady
might be construed into an engagement is
subsiding, under the following method of
protection : Out West, the bachelors pro-
vide themselves with cards duly labelled,
•' Good for this call only !” which are sue
silent evidence of no serious Intentions.
..►n antiquarian 'derives the world StiSpimd
ed from two Latin words, sas, swine, sad
pendeu.s,-undecnied, and says it means the
state of doubt in which ► man don't know
whether to hoy pork or not.
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A Yonne-MAN Srattrx DiAr. Dots •Xn
fittsn.—Ansel Bowen, a young man nisi•
ding in Westerly, IL 1., was the sultjt+t of
a, curious physical phenomenon, a tihort time
since. On the 20tit of October, having some
business to transact in another rillago
short distance from Westerly, he win pro
ceeding to transact it, and ',afore he enterrql
the place, while walking along by the road
Ride, he suddenly felt as though a dark
cloud was positing athwirt his face, and the
next instant ho was struck entirely blind
In a moment more he lost the use of hfr
speech, 59 that by all his endearors he was
absolutely unable to utter a single sound.
To crown all, his calamities were increas
ed by the use of his Sense of hearing, which
insta iugy tmr-wao,rtt4tont
them - motet to tiOtt his way, to tall rite' awls
tame, or to evade danger by getting out of
the way, not knowing what was nest to hap
pen.—lie stood like a atone, till luckily one
of his companions, panning that way, saw
Bowen, and went to speak with him, but he
received no answer. ll° shook lie
turned round ; but he neither spoke or open
ed his else, but pointed to his tongue. and
anon to his eyes and ears. Re was convey
ed to his home. Pistols were fired near him,
without making the least impression.—lle
was the incarnation of mystery.—When he
eat it was with a spoon.—When he walked
he 'reeled like a blind man.
Ile kept along in the 4innie aituation 17
days At the end of this time, Sunday
morning, Nov. 15, as lie,was going to church,
the cloud was dissipated and he again saw
sti formerly. He went to the church carry
ing with him • small slate, on which to
write quesitons and answers. VVhen the
music was begun, the Sense or hearing re
turned, though speech came not. During the
service he *rot* some on the shine, and
when the preacher got through Bowen re
turned to his home, rejoiced st the sodden
return of his-senses, sod apparently in as
good health as he was when he first experi- 1
enced the calamity We have the abode
facts from the physician whiLattanderituta
-Providence Tribune
The WaWifn
Son cottrespildent ofthelu z.
dependent give the following yield descrip
tion of the Little Giant" when under in . ,'
headway; Senator Dotigine itt-rery slo,rt in
mitslart. W 414 oluakkaitiltMoiStilitif
, ' . ' • yra te
attention of a stranger. Avery large brad.
connected with broad and powerfully built
shoulders by a short, full neck ; a chest stif
ficiently roomy tot ontalli the lunge a of a gi•
ant, and a pair of short, dumpy legs, com
plete the physical picture of the Little Gi
ant," if -we except the broad Webaterian
brow, and the deep set, cavernous ~yes, that
sparkle and glow, when excited, like 111 M -,
!MN' lamps beneath IL It is the tremen •
dous brain power lodged in that perpendicu
lar precipice of a forehead, grist shooting out
its tiles from its ',Wowed eyes, that has
given him the sobriquet wet :h he will carry
to Lis grain. When excited and iii full tt,vr
of debate that massive head rolls and shakes
with the Lmpliasis of his thought, and the
huge hand doubler unlit the nails incirlt the
palm, or else the broad, open hand receives
the blow of its mate and italicises the sen
ith a stunning report. The sweat
pours (ruin him profusely, aid fails (rum his
head or us thrown. clear of bus shoulders by
these unmical shake. of thohead, at the ram
drops ale shaken from ths trees by a storm
Add to this a thick, bushy head of black
hair and a restless, uneasy feeling, which
prevents his being at rest for five consecu
tive minutes, and keeps him moving rrem
one point to another in the Senate chamber,
And my picture of the Little Giant" is com
plete.
WHY LADIVS 911011L0 Rash Niewseiresa. --
It is a great mistake in female eddcation to
ktep a young lady's time and attention de
voted to only the fashionable literature bl the
day. If you wculd qualify her for onmer
nation, you must give her something to talk
about—give her education With this actual
world and its tramipirtng,„eventa. Urge her
to read newspapers and become familiar with
the present character and improvetnet.t of
our nca. ThAtory is of some importance t'
hut the past world is dead, and we haver
nothing to do with it. Our thoughts and
our concerns should be for the present world,
to know what it is end improve the omulition
of it. Let her have all, intelligent opinion,
mkt be elite to ensteiu an intelligent conver
sation concerning the mental, moral, politi
cal and religious improvement of our times.
Let the gilded annuals and - Folms if the
centre table be kept a pert of the timeilkover-
, with weekly sod daily jouureels. Let the
whole family--men women and children--
road the newspapers.
7Sr. Jinkitia waiainingat a 'ivy hoapiter
hie table, but a piece of bacon near him woe
so very smell, that the lady of the house re
marked to him :
" Pray, Mr. Jenkins help j-ounself to the
bacon. Don't be ofrasal of it."
" No indeed, madam, I shall not be. • I've
seen a piece twice as large, and it didn't
mare toe ► tot."
ttriulder bones, can )ou tell taco de dif
' arenas ItWisett dieing and dieting I
Why, ob course I kin, Sauteed. ‘Mben
you di‘4pu libpn Puffin, and when. You dis
you Gab wank to lib on.
Well, dot's diffiant from trot I tort it was.
I tort, it was a race &tweed ds dootrin ) stuff
and sterwation, to see which od kiltfost
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" 111 R ;
Oft, Wise ea Tbasikeitiriig.
In one of three message& of Oov. Wise, of
Virginia. he dtscanta se followi,on the cus
tom of apimlnting days for thanksgiving . It.
has not been for the Want of reverence for
religion, or that I have been timnindful of
Ood's providence to nut people, that I have
omitted to observe the mars form and fash. ,
inn of Executive teeasages to acknowledge
Di% in. goodness. I have purposely omitted
to do so, for the meson that I have, °novel'
occasion when called on by the clergy or oth
e,rs, declined to recommend or appoint s day
' of thanksgiving: A' Mayor of Alatatteirm
lately ad.:Wessell toe on the auhject, and I
returned for anewpr the letter, a coiy of
which I herewith conmthnicate. I declined
for the reason that the Stale ottloers have no
Tarbirtfrin s6l W 7 ero - liatiig in asliainuit
matters belonging exclusively to private in
dividuals and their voluntary church orgiani.
tations We are a Christian people, recog
nizing the Christian law in oar baptism, in
the naming of our children, 13 the sanctions
of our oaths around rite family alters, in
keeping the Sabbath day, in the courts of
I justice, in our ideas and oluerrancea of Enia•
mon morality and decency. in marrisess and
borials—frorn the cradle to the grom, In our
whole lives and . laws. But there is nochurch
establishment, and ought to he none ; and
there ought to be no 'peddling of the State
with matters of religion and faith, except to
protect and defend the frecolom of con,oieno
' and voluntary worship and to enforce sound
Imorality and common decency. This hie-
dens us not, but rather seta us free to praise
God in our own way. Any recommendation
of worship from the State or its oMeers, in
. any form, is to some extent a constf*lnt up.
I i o n the people , who have forbidden by their
I constitution the interineddling with mach mat
tem by political power.
Polltics and religion ought not, in any
way. to be brought into contact• They pol-
lute end destroy each other. Two of the
worst stile of the times are political religion
religious politics.. lam not oonstituted
•and appointed to handle God's holy things,
end *rill not dare brpocritteadtr land - moo;
ingly to huckster them to the owlet of
popularity among men.
The Bnn•fleam'a Orava
I Nothing In (Ida vast creation is ever lost
individoitl.l,ltoy be loiters throne, carless
wkia. two„ W . W • utut sa orago 710 cwatrult
• Clttype loft. One Orambination of
things is often changed into another, but not
ingredient is ever utterly destroyed, for at
this moment the created Universe does not
contain one particle of matter more. nor one
I Tokrticle leas, than belonged . to it that day it
(pine fresh from the creating head of slim
Nrho made all things 'cry good. Never did
a sunbtans shine in vain, and therefore no
sunbeam that ere: streaked dna world with
light could be finally lost. Yet the auttleem.
lon , Iy as it is, hes its grare and Otero
kornetlitics for unnumbered ages it has slept
in undisturbed repose. What, is coal hot
intent sunbeams. which need , my to he iv
nit ed to start out again into active life f The
ehco many years ynonim than ho is
now. east torth his radiant helms on the sm
fare of ttle world, and noble trees of ferns and
other se-rrsgens started at his bidding into
vignmnit life ; they lived, dui and under•
went changes which med.,' than coed, yea,
coal ! and the old son, he did tt all. --'lbws
Aunt - 011ms have long been hurled in the form
of coal ; and thArgh by Ignition their resur
rection life is but a dim shock,* of their ear
ly brightness, they are set nunb..ttn4. We
here nothing but sunlight In summer or
winter, think or talk se ere witty: The are
on out hearths, the gas in our tubes, the oil
in our lamps, and the candles on our tables.
are all the products of the. ounbeare. lse
kindle the at, end in the very Let miss the
sunbeam front its grave, and send it forth to
run perchance a long cycle of changes ere a
gain is rests in such a place es that ere bare
dragged ft from.
QUOgIrIO,; roe A Wt/a.—We do not know
who wrote the following but it ought to be
printed in lettere, of gold ;—•• Do you re
collect what your feelings Were immediately'
after you WO spoken the first unkind word
to your husband t Did you not feel ashamed
and, grieved. sail.yel, too proud to admit. it I
Trutt was, is ' and ever will be your civil
gE
nius! It Is tiro tempter which shore inces
santly to destroy your pesos, which cheats
you with an evil deloatika ibakyoni husband
deservery - our anger, when he really most
required your love. It is a cancer which
feeds on those unspeakable emotions yea felt
on the first. pressure of his hand sod lip.—
Never forget the manner in which the duties
of that calling can alone be fulfilled. It your
husband is hasty, your eumplo of patience
will chide as well sea touch hint. 'Your Fie
lance may alienate his heart , surd you, no
loot impel doaritation. Yon; tooth
mg-will redeem kilo—Our softness Abdo*
him ;end the good natured twinkle of those
eyes, now filling beautifully with prioaloso
Amara. will oaks-him all youeowit-",
The York (Pa.) Pram Ostia tbat
lawful and *WM 4meistioa was perfbroted
on theiwife of the P.m Mr. Ifandenkiot, of
Spring Garden,towtodstp L ba that. Oasa t
few weeks ago. b 7 tlootoei Jolts P.
of this place, and William P. Vaideralaut,
of Loganirrifie, in abatrantlag sit . mamma
tumor from her abdomen, winch Is said' to
immune& atoll .aiglitses le oircumfor:
Moe. 112{4444*W a wort steilltfor Item
the effects :lait or the WA twenty Doan.—:
Ma in do' ig Well. and &hong bopos aro en.
tortainod of her Wag motored to good health
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