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HEAT grjamON WHICH tales the mind of exer* » I get the be*t ArtE&lbr^feilß p'pwdto other matters,, ttye not attempt to direct, hot ifyon^^H the line of ; LK)TS OR SHOES _ ian examination of hi* Block and work, urantlyonhand at. assortment ofßoot*,Sbo.‘» ers, 4cm which he offer* at fikir price*. Fp «|>ecial attention to custom work, all i> warranted to give satisfaction. Nonelmtth \ are employed By abople on Virginia street, immediate! kr*» Drug Store i ’s7-tf] .. FETTINGEE’S JOHN B. EOEERTS ral News igency, -L, No. 7, MAIN STREET BOOKS, BLANK BOOKS, E RY, CONFECTJONABIKf kRS & TOBACCO, NOTIONSINGBJSATVABiBTV CONBTASILY ON HANP 861. 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Jf“fs«eS®lMSStoSrthe Liver, L™ge,Btom- Th Terrible diwrder. arieing tom the of Youth—those secoist and solitary prac " mnre fatal to their victims than the song of Syrens to tlie S Ulysßes, blighting their meet £«Unt hope Tor anticipations, rendering marriage ,kc., nnpossi bV. ■ iii- tMhn the victims of Solitary "V ice, ffllSifal wd doitmtlTO habit which annuallyjweopj to ectaey the living lyre, may call vitk fall confidence. MARRIAGE iUrriod Pereon., or Tounj; MOdxotemjtottaK being a«»t« of physic*! weakness, organic debility, defer mUo’who places'htos'ell under the care of Dr. J. may re ligluusly confide in his honor as a gentleman, and confl ,an.ly rely uponhU^ijUs and marriage impossible—is the penalty paid by the victims of improper indulgences. , You "S P e T*Ue ~,t to commit excesses from not being aware of the dread til consequences that may ensue. NdV,_who that under stands the subject will pretend to deny that the power of pSreation is lost sooner by those falling into »prop« habits than by the prudent? Besides being deprived the pleasures of healthy offspring, the most senons and de structive symptoms to both body and mind arise. The system becomes Deranged, the Physical and Mental I unc lions Weakened, boss of Procreative Power, bervous 1m lability, Dyspepsia, Palpitation of the Heart, Indigestion, Constitutional Debility, a Wasting of the frame, Cough , Consumption, Decay and Death. OFFICE. NO. 7 SOUTH FREDERICK STREET, Left hand side going from Baltimore street, a few doors from the corner. Fail not to;observe name and number. Letters most be paid and contain a stamp. The Doc tor’s Diplomas hang in his office _ w-% A CURE WARRANTED IN TWO DAYS. So Mercury or Niueonx Drugs . OR. JOHNSON. , ~ _ , Member of the Royal College of Surgeons, Loudon, Grad uate from one of the most eminent Colleges in the United | States, and the greater part of whose life ha* been spent In the hospitals of London,- Paris, Philadelphia and else where, has effected some of the most astonishing cures that were ©Ter known; many troubled with ringing in the head and ears when asleep, great nervousness, being alarmed at sudden ! sounds, bashfuloess, with frequent blushing, attended sometimes with derangement of mind, were cured immediately. TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE- Dr. J. addresses all those who have Injured themselves by improper indulgence and solitary habits, which rum both body and mind, unfitting them for either business, study, society or marriage. % This* are some of the sad and melancholy effects pro duced by early habits of youth, viz: Weakness of the Back and Limbs, Pains In the Head, Dimness of Sight, Loss ofMnScular Power, Palpitation of the Heart, l)ys* - pepay, Nervous Irritability, Derangement of the Diges tive Functions, General Debility, Symptoms of-Conaump tlon, Ac. .* ■ ■ . . XurtAlLT. —The fearful effects of the mind are much to be dreaded—Loss of Memory, Confusion of Ideas, De pression of spirits, Evil-Forebodings, Aversion to Society, Self-Distrust, Love of Solitude, Timidity, Ac., are some of the evils produced. . . . Thousand of persons of all ages can now J udge what is the cause of their declining health, losing their vigor, be aming weak, pale, nervous and emaciated, having a sin gular appearance about the eyes, cough and symptoms of consumption. . YOUNG MEN . Who have injured themselves ft a certain practice in dulged In when alone, a habit frequently *°*“ evil companions, 6'e it school,, the effects of which are nightly felt, even when asleep, and if not cm»d renders marriage Imposible, and destroys both mind and body, should applylmmediately. . ~. . „ What a pity that a young man, the hope of bis country, the darling of his parents, should be snatched from ail prospects and enjoyments of life, by the consequence of deviating from the path of nature, and indulging m a certain secret habit. Such persons must, contem plating MARRIAGE, reflect that a sound mind and body are the moat necessary requisites to promote connubial happiness. Indeed, with oat these, the journey through lift* becomes a weary pil grimage; the prospect hourly darkens to the view ; the mind becomes shadowed with despair and flUftd with toe melancholy reflection that the happiness ot another be comes blighted with oar own. DISEASE OF IMPRUDENCE. When the mbgnided and Imprudent rotarj of pleasure tinds that he has imbibed the seeds of this painral dis ease, it too often happens that an 111-timed sense of shame, or dread of discovery, deters him from applying to those who, from education and respectability, can alone be friend him, delaying till the constitutional symptoms of this horrid disease make their appearance, such as ulcera ted sore nose, nocturnal pain ■ in the head *od limbs, dimness of sight, deafness, nodes. on the shin bones and anus* blotches on the head, free and tiea, progressing with frigbtftil rapidity, tiU *t last the palate of the mouth or the hones of the nose xall In, ana the Tictim of this awftil disease becomes a horrid object of commiseration, till death pnto a period tohlsdrcadfui sufferings, by sending him to “ that Undiscovered Country -from whence no traveller returns.” , 4 . , It la a melancholy fact .that thousands fall victims to this terrible disease, owing to the unsklllftilness ofigno- r ant pretenders, who, by the nse.ofthat Deadly -k<rcttry, ruin the constitution and make the residue of life miserable. m STRANGERS - Trust notyonr lives, or health totho c*re of the many Unlearned and Worthies* Pretender®, destitute of knowl edge, name or character, who copy Df. Johiii ton’s adver tisements, or style themselves, In the newspapers, regu- Urly Rdncated Physicians, incapable of Curing, they keep yon trilling month after month, taking their filthy and poisonous compounds, or a® long as the smallest fee caa be obtained, and in despair, leave: you with ruined health to sigh oyer your galling disappointment. Dr. Johnston is the only Physician advertising. His credential or diplomas always hang In hls officer- His remedies or treatment are unknown to all others, Jlm* ■ from • life spent in the great hoepitaUof Knrope. the first to the country aud a more extensive Pritait Prac tice than any other Physician in the world. . * INDORSEMENT Of THE PRESS. The many thoqsands cured at this institution, year lifter Tear, and the numerous important Surgical operations performed by Johnston, witnessed by the reporters of the w*ni w *• Clipper,” and many other papett, notices of Jhteh ha?o appeared again aud again before the public, besides his standing as a gentlemen of character and re sponsibility, la a sufficient guarantee to the afflicted. SKIN DISEASES SPEEDILY CURED, so letters revived qpless post-paid and containing a stamp to be used on the reply Persons writing should state age and send portion of advertisement describing symptoms. Persops writing should be particular In directing their letters to this Institution, in the following manner: A , J 0 £ H JOMMSTOW*; M. 0.. Of the Baltimore T#och Hospital, Maryland. BW? 600 800 :12 00 6 00 10 00 U 00 ' fhoict fsrtrj. NEVER SAY FAIL. Keep putting—-’tie wiser Then aittiug aalde, And dreaming and sighing. And waiting the tide: In life’s earnest battle They only prevail, Who daily march onward And never tay fail. With an eye ever open, And tongue that’s not dumb, jlnd a heart that will never To sorrow succumb, you'll battle and conquer. Though thousands assail; Uow strung and bow mighty Who never my fail. Ahead, then, keep pushing. And elbow your way, Unheeding the envious, Alt donkeys that bray: All obstacles vanish, All enemies quail, In the midst of.'their wisdom Who never say fait. In life’s rosy morning, In manhood's fair pride. Let this be your motto Your footsteps to guide; In storm andin sunshine. Whatever assail, Weil onward and conquer. And ruvtr say fatt. fikct |||is«Uang. AN ARAB WEDDING. BV AN EYE WITNESS, A few days afterwards, I was invited to a wedding in the Sakhali family, Chris tian Arabs of the Orthodox Greek com munity. At about eight o’clock A. M., I was led into their church, a domed building, lighted from above, and gaudy with highly col- ored, distorted copies of ancient Byzantine pictures; for the Greeks, though lowed to have images to assist them in their devotions, may have pictures, pro vided they are not too lifelike. In the centre of the crowd at a lectern, stood a priest, and immediately before him the bride, closely shrouded in a white iz zar; a many colored muslin veil entirely concealed her features. The bridegroom by her side, who was only seventeen, wore a suit of sky blue cloth, edged with gold thread, and a hand some crimson and white shaw girdle. He had only once seen the face of the bride, and that was six months before, on the day of the betrothal. The service was in Arabic, and rapidly uttered in clear but monotonous tones. — The most important part of it seemed to be the Gospel narrative of the marriage at Cana, in Galilee. While the priest was reading it, bread and wine was handed to the young man; he gave some to the girl, who, in taking it, was very careful not to expose her face. Immediately afterwards, she held out one of her henna-stained hands, and a jeweled ring was placed on her finger. — Two crowns, made of gilt foil, were brought by the bridegroom’s man and bride’s woman, and placed on the now married pair, who joined hands,- and with their two attendants walked round and round in the midst of the people, who made way for them, and sprinkled them with rose water and other scents as they passed, ringing, and shouting good wishes. By the time the circuit had been made seven times the veils of the bride and bride’s woman were quite saturated; and the two men submitted, without the slight est resistance-, to liave bottles of scent emptied on their tarbouches. AS the ex citement increased, the sprinkling became general, and I came in for my share. — Thus ended the ceremony. Presently the men formed into proces sion, and, with the bridegroom in their midst, walked out of church. A pipi bearer, carrying a handsome chiboque, was in attendance, and he handed it to the bridegroom whenever the leader pausecK) dance the sword dance, or to sing some ex travagant love song. Bose water was poured on his head from the roofs or win dows of the houses under which he passed. Etiquette required that he should look calm and composed in the midst of the noise and excitement. In the meantime, the bride, with her female attendants and companions all veiled and shrouded in white, walked very slowly towards home —the home of her child hood ; for the was not to go forth to meet the 'bridegroom till after sunset. I accom panied her. We all carried our tapers, although it was the third hour, t. e. about nine o’clock, A. M. We mounted a broad, covered stone staircase, and, : passing through a cqrndor entered a large, many windowed room.— The bride was led to a sort of throne, made of cushions and embroidered pillows, and I was placed by her ride. Her white izzar and veil were taken off; she was not more than fourteen years old, with an oval face, rather large lips, black, delicately arched eyebrows. Her eyes were shut; for custom makes it a point of honor for a bride to keep them closed from the time she leaves the church till the moment she meets the bridegroom at night. ALTOONA, PA., THURSDAY, JULY 10, 1862. She wore a purple velvet jacket, very open in front, showing her crape shirt and her chest, which were equally adorned with little hits of leaf gold! Her neck lace, or collar of gold coins, was very beautiful; her skirt of white and yellow silk almost concealed her full, yellow silk drawers. Her hands and arms were checkered with deep orange brown henna stains, but what struck me more than all was the glossy, shining lustre of her skin. While I had been intently watching and observing the bride, the company of wo men had quite transformed themselves; they had thrown off their white izzars and veils, and now appeared in all the colors of the rainbow, in all sorts of combina tions. ■ Dancing and singing commenced. The lookers on sat round on the matted floor. Sweetmeats, fruit, creams, and va rious dishes, were served at mid-day. After sunset, the mother and female re lations of the bride-groom came to fetch the bride; and then she commenced crying and 'wailing bitterly. This is expected ot her, whether she feels regret or no, she must show signs of sorrow on leaving her home, and must appear unwilling to go forth and meet the bridegroom. On subsequent and persevering inquiry among Arab ladies, I found out how it was that the bride's face looked so lus trous. I learned that girls are prepared for marriage with a very great deal of ceremony. There are women who make the beautifying of brides their especial pro fession! A widow woman, named Angelina, is the chief artiste in this department of art in Haifa. She uses her scissors and tweezers freely and skillfully to remove superfluous hair, and trains the eye-brow to an arched line, perfecting it with black pigments. She prepares an adhesive plaster of very strong, sweet gum, and applies it by degrees sill over the body, letting it remain on for a minute or more; then she tears it off quickly, and brings away with it all the soft down of hair, leaving the akin quite bare, with an un natural polished appearance, much ad mired by Orientals. The face requires very careful manipulation. When wo men have once submitted to this process, they look frightful, if from time to time they do not repeat it; for 'the hair never j grows so soft and fine again. The edges of the eyelids are blackened I thus: —A little instrument like a silver bodkin is dipped in water, then into a I bottle or box containing an impalpable powder called kohl , made of antimony and carefully s prepared soot; the blackened point is diawn gently along between the almost closed lids of his eyes. Poor peo ple use soot alone, and apply it with pins made of lignum vitas. The arms and hands, legs and fpet, are bandaged with narrow tape or braid, like Bflndals crossing and recrossing each other, then a paste made of moistened henna powder (the pulverized leaves of the henna tree—-Latnsonia) is spread and bound oyer them, and allowed to remain on for sev eral hours. When it is removed, the skin is found deeply dyed wheAver the tape (which is now unwound) did not pro tect it; thus a sort of checkered pattern is produced; and when it is artistically done (as Angelina can do it) the feet look at a • distance as if they were sandaled, and the hands as if they were covered with mittens of a bright orange or bronze color. The Greek Catholic Church vainly pro nounces anathemas, and threatens with excommunication those women who tat too themselves, and use kohl, and henna, and rouge; they will persist in it while they believe it adds beauty, and to their powers of attrscttnn- The costly articles of a genuine last a lifetime, and are heirlooms. —Miss Rogers' Domestic Life in Palestine. An Obstinate Organ. —ln a small church at a little village near Brighton, where the congregation could not afford to pay an organist, they recently -.bought a self-acting organ, a compact instrument, well suited to the .purpose, and constructed to play forty different tunes. The sexton had instructions how to set it gPing, and how to stop it; but, unfortunately, he for got ' the latter part of his business, and, after singing the first four verses of a hymn before the sermon, the organ could not be stopped, and it continued playing two verses more; them just as the clergyman completed the words “ let us pray,” the organ clicked and started a fresh tune. — I The minister sat it out patiently, and then renewed his introductory words, “let us pray,” when dick went the organ again, and started off on another tune. The sex ! ton and others continued their exertions to f find out the spring, but no man could put I a stop to it; so they got four of the stout \ est men in the church to shoulder the per -1 verse instrument, and they carried it dowm the centre aisle of the church, playing away, into the church-yard, where it con tinued clicking and playing away until the whole forty tunes were finished. .0* A late writer thinks that much : CT-The old man looks down, and thinks might >be gained, if speakers would observe iof the past; the young manlook»up,and the miller’s creed ■■■ always tq shut the gate ! thinks of the future; the child looks every when the grist is out. where, and thinks of nothing. fINDEPENDENT IN EVEBTTHING.] Miss Martineau contributes to the last number of Macmillan's Magazine some re minisences oLher conversations when in America, in «135, with chief Justice Mar shall and Mr. Madison, then the surviving representatives of the old ideas of Vir ginia. She says: “When I knew the Chief Justice he was eigthy-three—as bright-eyed and warm hearted as ever, while as digriilied a judge as ever filled the highest seat in the high est court of any country. He said he had seen Virginia die leading state for half his life ; he had seen her become .the second, and sink to be (I think) the fifth. Worse than this, there was no arresting her de cline if her citizens did not put an end to slavery; and he saw no signs of any in tention to do so, east of at least. He had seen whole groups of es tates, populous in his time, lapse into waste. He had seen agriculture exchanged for stock breeding, and he keenly felt the degradation. The forest was returning over the fine old estates, and the wild creatures which had not been seen for gen erations were reappearing; numbers and wealth were declining, and education and manners were degenerating; it would not have surprised him to be told that on that soil would , the main battles be fought when the critical day would come which he fore saw. ' To Mr. Madison despair was not easy. He had a cheerful and sanguine temper, and if there was one thing rather than another winch he had learned to consider secure, it was the Constitution which he had so large a share in making. Yet he told me that he was nearly in despair, and had been quite so till the Colonization So ciety arose. Rather than admit to him self that the South must be laid waste by a servile war, or the whole country by a civil war, he strove to believe that mil lions of negroes could be carried to Africa and so got rid of. I need not speak of the weakness of such a hope. What concerns us now is that he saw and described to me, when I was his guest, the dangers and horrors of the state of society in which he was living. He talked more of slavery than of aS other subjects together, return ing to it morning, , noon and night. He said that the clergy perverted the Bible, because it was altogether against slavery;; that the colored population was increasing faster than the white ; and that the state of morals were such as barely permitted society to exist. Of the issue of the con flict, whenever it should occur, there could, he said, be no doubt. A society burdened with the slave systeij could make no per manent resistance to an unencumbered en emy ; and he was astounded at the fanati cism which blinded some Southern men to so clear a certainty.’ 1 Such was Mr. Madison’s opinion in 1835. “It’s veev Haed.” —“lt’s very hard to have nothing to eat but porridge, when others have every sort of dainty,” mut tered Charlie, as he sat with his wooden bowl before him.’’ “ It’s very hal'd to get up so early on these bitter cold mornings, and work, hard all day, when others can enjoy themselves without an hour of labor.” JUUET MAETIHEAITS EEMIHI SEHCEB OF VIBGIHIAHS. “ It’s very hard to have to trudge along through the snow, while others roll about in their coaches.” “ Jt’s a great blessing,” said his grand mother, as she sat at her knitting, “ it’s a great blessing to have a roof over one’s head when so many are homdess; it’s a great blessing to have sight and hearing, and strength for daily labor, when so many are blind, deaf, or suffering.” “ Why, grandmother,” you seem to think that nothing is hard,” said the boy, still in a grumbling tone. “No, Charlie, there is one thing that 1 think very hard.” “What’s that?” cried Charlie, who thought that at last his grandmother had found soihe cause for complaint “ Why, boy, I think, that heart is very hard that is not thankful ior so many bless ings.” Riches of the Bible.—Book of books is the Bible. It is a book of laws, to show the right and wrong; it is a book of wis dom, that makes the foolish wise ; it is a book of truth which detects all human errors; it is a book of life which shows how to live. It is the most authentic and entertaining history ever published; it i contains the most remote antiquities, the most remarkable events, wonderful occur rences ;it is a complete code of laws; it is a perfect body of divinity; it is an un equaled narrative. It is a book of blog ) raphy; it is a book of voyages; it |s a • book of travels; it is the best covenant | ever signed; it is the school boy’s best in ■ structor; it is the ignorant man’s diction ' ary, and every man’s directory; it prom i ises an eternal reward to tire faithful and believing. L A CASE OF PETTICOAT ESCOOBI- TI6E. Quilp, of the Boston Pott, tells a good story of legislative fun in Vermont, nearly forty years ago, during the session when the famous Robert B. Bates (long since deceased) was speaker of the House.— Bates was, perhaps, the ablest jury lawyer in the Green Mountain State, a man of ele gant manners, and notorious for “gallant ry,” as the word was understood in Eng land in the reign of Charles 11., and in France at all times since the invention of Gallic morals. It happened daring the session that a member introduced a bill proposing some advancement or'; other to “ Women’s Bights,” in response to a peti tion numerously signed by the fair sex one of the sisters being there to lobby for the interests of the sisterhood. Bates, who saw a capital chance for a bit of fun, came down from the Speaker’s chair and pitched into the petition with such comic force that the house roared with laughter. The “Queen of the Amazons” was naturally angry, and the next morning sent to the Speaker’s chair a package, by the hand of an unsuspecting page, which was presently, opened, disclosing to the view of the tit tering spectators a red flannel petticoat! It was a trying moment for Bates, and only a man of great self-possession and a fair share of wit could have escaped signal discomfiture. Raising the garment aloft in his right hand, and smiling complacent ly, the Speaker spoke:—“Gentlemen, I have received many flattering attentions from the fair sex, but never before so pleasing a compliment as this., It is in deed a beautiful gift. And what enhances the delicacy of the donation, the name ojf the fair donor is concealed. Ah! the dar ling, she knew that I would recognize the petticoat!” It is unnecessary to say thp terrible laugh was diverted to-the Ibbby now, which had well nigh fallen on the bead of the blushing speaker. “ fix Keep ’Em Awakb.” —Near New ark, N. J., lived a very pious family, whp had taken an orphan boy to raise, who, by the way, was rather underwitted. He had imbibed very strict views on religious matters, however, and onc^; asked his adopted mother it she didn’t think it wrong for the old farmers to come to church, and fall asleep, paying no better regard to the service. She replied she did. Accord ingly before going to church the next Sunday be filled his pockets with apples. One bald-headed old man, who invariably went to sleep during the sermon, particu larly attracted his attention. Seeing him at last nodding and giving nasal evidence of being in the “land of dreams,” he hauled off and took the astounded sleeper on the top of his bald pate. The minister and aroused congregation at once turned around and gazed indignantly at the boy, who merely said to the preacher, as he took an other apple in his hand with a sober, hon est expression of countenance: “You preach, I’ll keep ’em awake!” The Simple Secret.—Twenty clerks in a store. Twenty young men in a vil lage. All want to get along in the world, and all expect to do so. One pf the clerks will rise to be a partner, and make a for tune. One of. the compositors will own a newspaper, and become an influential and prosperous citizen. One of the apprentices will come to be a master-builder. One of the villagers will get a farm and live like a patriarch. But which is destined to be the lucky individual ? Lucky! There is no luck about it. The thing is almost as certain as the Buie of Three. The young fellow who will distance his competitors is he who masters his business, who preserves his integrity, who lives clearly and purely, who never gets in debt, who gains friends by deserving them, and puts his money into a saving-bank. There are some ways to fortune that look shorter than this o}d dusty highway. Bitthe stajmwh men of the community, the men who achieve some thing really worth having—good fortune, good name and a serene old age—all go this road- •9*“Dad” said a hopeful sprig, “how many fowls are there on thai table ?” “ Why, said the old gentleman, as he looked complacently upon a pair of finely roasted chickens that were smoking on the dinner-table; “ why my son, there are two.” “Two!” replied young smartness, “ there are three, sir, and I’ll prove it” “Three?” replied the p}d gentleman, who was a plain matter-of-fact man, and understood things as he saw. them. “I’d like to have you prove that” “Easily done, sir, easily done! Ain’t that one,” laying his knife upon the first 1 “Yes that’s certain,” said his dad. “And ain’t that two?” pointing to the i second, “and don’t one and two added to i getber make three?” ; “ Really,” said the father, turning to the old lady, who was Qsteiung in aston ishment to the immense learning of lui son, “ really, wife this boy is a genius an< , deserves to be encouraged! for it J|«« old Wy, dp you tpkq me Cowl, and I? 1. tako the second, and John may have the 1 tiiird ifor his learning.” EDITORS AND THE RTVERi*P*BATH. A correspondent 1 the San Francisco Bulletin gives the fallowing curious state* meats in a letter ftam the region ofHum bolt river: We have three several climates in this region of country. FirsVinthepfakias, whereinthe summer,the heat is unread t ting and intense. For flvetedions months scarce a breath ofwind' sdrsthe - atmos phere, while the iun, oominguplifce shall of red hot iron,. glares fiercely from its rising to itsgoingdown. The water, only to be found at long intervals, is little bet* ter than poison; being so saline and acrid as to cause serious injury to the system, in creasing the thirst rather than allaying it, while many places are infested with awanns of noxious flies that torment the traveller by day, and myriads of mosquitoes by night In travelling along the Lower Hmnbolt all theseevlls are to .exist in an aggravated form. A more uninvi ting country, or'more-execrable stream, certainly does not exist on .the. {ace of the earth. Some pne, appalled by its terrors, has.aptly called it the River of Death; better still, in view, of Us infoisal Charac teristics, had they natped it PhkgCthon— the River of Hell. 3 Dark, sullen and.tur bid its bitter waters crawl, tathe? .than flow through its winding .and gutter o *! channel, like the filthy outpourings ofsome great sewer. Unlike all other waters* in stead of invigorating and refreshing, seems to blight everything upon which it falls. The broken vebides and dryhonm jeat ' tered all along its banks, attest that not without reason has it received the fearful 1 1 baptism of the River of Death. Escape op a Yankee Spx.—We Are informed, says the Richmond Whig, ftf the 18th, that the paragraph from this Peters burg Express, relative to a Yankee spy having been seen in this city, copied by us yesterday, is true, except that the place at which he was seen was the Exchange) instead of the American, and in the parlor instead of life the dinner table. His name is Dennison. At Washington City be was Seward’s chief detective. He was recog nized by the little daughter of Mrs. Greey how, who was instructed by her soother, while in Washington, to make herself fa miliar with the faces of such characters. The shrewd Yankee, it seems, recognized the little girl, at the same time that she discovered him, and when she ran to give the intelligence to her mother, he disap peared. This fellow is remarkable for his cleverness and cunning, and has, np doubt, ere this, put McClellan in possession of much that he desired to know. The event should be an admonition to our own detect ives and guards—-and to the people gener ally. Let all he on the qui wee, and let every person who has the least atmosphere of doubt about him be required to gWB an account of himself. \ ■ , Becipe fok MjjasGTxCTiJaLi~Tiske a handful of the vine xaQledGadhtkrat, the same quantity of the tongue, a sprig of the' herb 'called‘‘Back bite, a few Bowers of the roy hiißm shrub called 1-heatd, a of Don’t-you-tell-it, six drachms Of Malice, a few drops of Envy—which cto be had cheap at the shops ofMise Tabitfaa ’ Tea table and Miss Nancy Nigbt-Walfeer.— Stir them well together,spiee witba little Says-she, and simmer them for half an hour over the fife of Discontent, kindled with a little Jealousy, then strain through the rag of misconstruction andcOfkupin the bottle of Malevolence, hang; it upon a thread of Street-yarn, shake it ppcasion ally for a.few days, and it will thenne fit for use. Let a few drops be .taken just before walking out, or when competing company, and the subject wQI be enabled to speak all manner of evil, and that con tinually. (ET A wag passing a livery stable one day, in-ffoht of which several lean hones were tied, stopped suddenly, and;ga«d at than for some time with a phiz the utmost astonishment, and then asked the owner, who was standing near, if he made hones. “ Make horses l”_fiaid the knight of the bar-room and curry-comb; “nol why do you ask such a question 1” , “ Only,” relied he, “ because I observe you have seven! frames set npl” (jf The following verse contains every etter in the Engtteb alphabet, except E. It is a question whether any other English rhyme, of as many words, can be compost without using the letter £, which is em plpypd much inore frequently than {any other: ' Ai<xfM * Bta » And pic ih tmej’t night, Toqidxte TStB, for H» Wat plain Ant vbst Hay i» right. “ Did yon eyergp to anfilharyball 1” asked a lisping maid of aq <s3 vrtgah. “ No, my dour,” growled thp gpliMPer, “in those days I onceljada urititsiy ball come to me, and what do yh ftilli it took py teg o£” |prThe right man in tits righlflaee— a fiW»and at bome in the evenfcg ' NO. 28. .