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JOHNSON has discovered the uiodt Certain, Speedv and only Effectual Remedy .in the world for all Private Diseases, Weakness oT the Buck of Limbs, Strictures, Affections of the Kidneys and BhwN j er involuntary Discharges, Impotency, General Debility, ScrVouiness, Dyspepsy, Languor, Low Spirits, Confusion if Ideas, Palpitation of the Heart, Timidity, Tremblings, Dimness of Sight or Giddiness; Disease of the Head, Throat, Xo*e or Skin, Affections of the Liver, Lungs, Stom »ch or Bowels—those Terrible disorders arising from the Solitary Habits of Youth—those secret and solitary prac tices more fatal to their victims than the song of Syrens to tin- Mariners of Ulysses, blighting their most brilliafat hupis or anticipations, rendering marriage. Ac., impoasi YOUNG MEN K»|nn:taUy. who have become the victims of Solitary Vice, that dreadful and destoctive habit which normally sweeps j.> an untimely grave thousands of Young Men of the molt uihalte 4 ! talents and brilliant intellect, who might other- have eiitranced lUtening Senates with the thunders of eloquence, or waked to cctasVthe living lyre, may call with full confidence. MARRIAGE. Married Persona, or Yeung Men cotemplating marriage, being aware of physical weakness, organic debility, defor mity, ic.. speedily cured. He who places himself under the cure of Dr. J. may rp iici"ttflly confide in his honor I ‘.as a gentleman, and confi dently rely upon his skill as a physician. ORGANIC WEAKNESS Immediately Cured, and full Vigor Restored This Distressing Affection—which renders Life miserable ;md marriage impossibly—is the penalty paid by the victims of improper indulgences. Young persons are to apt to commit excesses from not being awaie of the dread ful consequences that may ensue. Now, who that under stands the subject will pretend to deny that the power of procreation is lost sooner by thdse failing into improper habits than by the prudent? Besides being deprived the pleasures of healthy offspring, the most serious and de structive ; symptom* to both body and mind arise. The system becomes Deranged, the Physical and Mental Fane tioni Weakened. Los* of Procreative Power. Nervous Irri* lability, Dyspepsia. Palpitation of the Heart. Indigestion Constitutional Debility, a Wasting of the Frame, Cough’, Consumption, Decay and ..Death. OFFICE, NO. 7 SOUTH FREDERICK STREET, Lefr hand side going from Baltimore street, a few doors from, tbe corner. Fail not to*oWrve name and number.' Letters must be :paid and couiain a stamp. Tbe Doc* tor’s Diplomas bang in his office A CURE WARRANTED tN TWO DAYS. JVb Mercury or JVu&ons Drugs. OR. JOHNSON. Member of the Royal College of Surgeons, London, Grad uate from on© of the most eminent Colleges in the United States, and the greater part Of whose life has been spent In the hospitals of London, Paris, Philadelphia and else where, has effected some of the most astonishing cures that were ever known; many troubled with ringing in the head and ears when asleep, great nerronsness, bein£ klarraed at sudden sounds, bashftilnese, with frequent Muahing, attended sometimes with derangement of mind, were cured immediately. n n -take particular notice. Dr. J. addresses all those who have injured themselves |>y improper Indulgence and solitary habits, which ruin both body and mind, unfitting them for either business, study, society or marriage. Thus are some of the sad and melancholy effects pro ■meed by early habits of youth, viz: Weakness of the Back, and Limbs, Pains In the Head, Dimness of Sight, Lou of Muscular Power, Palpitation of the Heart, Dys- PWi Nervous Irritability, Derangement of the Diges tive Functions, General Debility, Symptoms of Consumn ti'in, Ac. Mmtallt.—The fearful effects of the mind are much to l* dreaded—Loss of Memory', Confusion of Ideas, De pression of spirits, Evil-Forebodings, Aversion to Society, Mf-Dwtrust, Love of Solitude, Timidity, Ac., are some of the evils produced. Tbou&awds of persons of alt ages can now Judge what is the cause of their declining health, losing their vigor, be- L-otaing weak, pale, nervous and emnclated, having a sto ptilar appearance about the eyes, cough and symptoms of consumption. ' . YOUNG MEN »ho hive injured themselves by a certain practice in dulged In when alone, a .habit frequently learned from companions, or at school, the effects of which lire nightly felt, even when asleep, and if not cured marriage imposible, and. destroys both mind and body, should apply immediately. .What a pity that a young mao, tbe hope of hla country, the darling of, his parents, should be snatched from pul pn.vspects and enjoyments of life, by -the consequence; of uemting from the path of nature, aad indulging in a rmsm secret habit. Such persons bust, before contem plating \ . MARRIAGE, • 2l!f S* * a wind snd body are the most necessary P™® ol ® connubial happiness. Indeed, with ow these, the journey through life becomes a weary pH sniMge; the prospect hourly darkens to the view; t|ie I *»dowed with despair and filled with the eiaUcholy reflection that the hdppinessot another be comes blighted with our own. m«.i, Dls . E^?/.OF imprudence. « n !t. .i? “ i4 £ nMe d »nd Imprndi-nt rotary of pleanire omh thjtbe ha. imbibed the wed. of thte palnfnl *^t ten, l er9 * hy toe use of that Deadly ito’son, life r ?^ n and make the residue of 1119 miserable. Trait .. STRANGERS lnl«.i. ot < )rour lv ra. or health to the cate of the ninny «ii» n^ 10 ' 1 Pretenders, destitute of knowl tUeeU».. or '“teeter, who copy Dr. Johnrton’s adter- themaelvoa, in the newspapers, rego- Jou M«1? tt(l ri , y , kh>n», of Coring, they keep poiJSlr™® month after month, taking their filthy and KohS? mp ?“ nd '> or »» tong as the smallest fee can to Itiri, an ' i t® fiespair, lease yon with rained health J)r Jnhe!!. r ' mr disappointment. hit cnJ«i?i D th . e onl J r Physician advertiaing. HU or Hiplomas always hang in his office, prepared “ treatment are unknown to all others, ™ first in i? * '* spent in the great hospitals of Rnrope. (ire than lml » more extensive Private Proa “•c »ny other Physician In the world. ; Thenu!l!?st R ® E M ENT OP THE PRESS. >«ar.? h l h ”'!“ d * eu »f d »t this Inntitotion, year after l*rfotmedh»%!li?ll!f rim !_ ! important Surgical operations by the JeporteS of the »hirh hare armenred d , al ’ > ; ot^ r P»l>ers, notices of hesidts hU ” d and R S ain before the public, 'PmuibSk.^ 1 "*-" a . fichtlemen of character and r£ ty, is a sufficient guarantee to the afflicted. f No le!tl!!£!il£5 8E ? SPEEDILY OUREO. , i Tnuu u ™ following manner: itookt f ,H. C. DKKN, NO FLAc BUT THE old flag. No flag but the old flag—the red, *hite and blue,. With the stars of a Union unbroken and true; AriJp and defend It! ye sons of the brave, Whose blood bought the banner your valor most save. Wo! wo! to the traitor who drags to the tnlre, The flag crimsoned deep with the blood of bis sire If be rose np the legions on land and on sea. Who are ready to fight for the Flag of the Free! Up! op with the'Starsand the Stripes, and go forth To save our great Union, breve men of the North! Nor rest till the Star Spangled Banner ye see Triumphantly float from the .Palmetto ?re«! God bleas the old flag, an He bath done Since he atrengthened the arm of our own Woahinirton; And God bless the freemen,, devoted and true, Who are ready to die for the Ked White and Blue! Jtfett. CAPITAL STOUT OF HUMAN HA TUBE. The long walk down town from Madi son street, where Mrs. Jefferson lived, could be very much shortened by passing through a dirty alley, designated “ How ard street.” Mrs. Jeffereon seldom availed herself of the advantage this cross-way offered, but one day being in great haste, she said to herself: ‘-I think I will ven ture to go through this dirty lane.” Accordingly she drew down her face to its greatest possible 1 length, and with a frown upon her brow, set her pretty gai tered foot upon the walk. Passing along, bewailing necessity which subjected her: to the annoyance of such miserable spectacles and offensive odors, she approached a group of boys amusing themselves with pop-guns. Half a dozen shouted “ Pop goes the weasel,” apd the potatoes from the guns of the ac curate marksmen came in contact with Mrs. J.’s nose. Darker grew the ' frown on her brow, and darker still as she re ceived the unmistakable evidence that the aim was taken at her back. expres sion of disgust mingled with Mrs. Jeffer son’s frown as she discovered a dirty little child smiling at her through a cobweb curtained window. The baby’s sister saw the look on her face and treated her to a splash from a mud-puddle near the door. “You nasty thing!’’said Mrs. Jefferson, but was interrupted by.another splash from a puddle near the door. Some boys were making miniature loco motives of mud on the walk. They did not notice the lady’s approach until her fretful voice inquired : . “Can I pass?” “ Yes, just as quick as we get this |njine done,” said one. “Let her go by, Bill. Only don’t tip the cars over with your hoops,” said an other. The boys considered this a very witty remark, and they sent forth long and bois terous shouts, which were anything but musical. Howard street was full of dirty, ragged saucy children; and it needed only a pass ing glance to 1 see that they lived in places too filthy to be honored with the name of home. ' Mrs. Jefferson was glad, enough when she reached the broad and decent thor oughfare, but she could not help seeing the mud splashes on her dress; she feared the potato from the pop-guns had; left its mark on her face, and her; gaiter boots had not been at all improved by'coming in contact with the dirt. The faces of those “ horrid children,” seemed to haunt her, too. She went home the furthest way round, resolving whatever her haste might be, never again to try to save time by passing through Howard street. Just behind her tripped along her little neighbor, Mrs. Baldwin. “ Bather uninviting,” she said to herself, as her happy face looked down the dingy alley, “ but I’ll try and see how many smiles' I can get from the dirty .little folks.” With grateful feelings in her heart, that God had drawn her lines in pleasant places, she reached the pop-gun marksmen, who had just taken such successful aim at Mrs. Jefferson. “Now for my smiles,” thought Mrs. Baldwin, as she greeted the boys with such a frank, genial look that if won pleas ant answering smiles from all bat one.— He tyas so busy getting his pop-gun into running order, that he did not see her face until the other boys exclaimed: “Hold on, Tom. Don’t shoot that lady?” ■ .- , Tom looked up with an expression which said, “ I will if I‘ have a mind to.” But the lady gave him such a merry smile that he drew back a little and Mrs. Baldwin heard him say: “ Well, I’d rather not shoot her, i 1 reckon.” The dirty baby was still peeping through cobwebs. He caught a glimpse of her sunshiny face, and instantly commenced such a crowing and capering, that the lady had to stop and low ait him and say aloud: ■ ' - “ What a dear baby you are.” BY JENNY PAKKEB. ALTOONA, PA., THURSDAY, JUNE 5, 1862 Baby’s sister saw the admiring look and heard the praise bestowed, and hurried to the door, broom in hand, not this lime to improvise a shower from the mud puddle, but she said: “The walk is so dirty for your nice dress, that 1 want to brush it off for you.” The little engine makers were engrossed with their mud toys, and hesitated about leaving their work long enough to let the lady pass;; but she said pleasantly: “These are'very nice locomotives, boys. I’ll try and not come in. collision with them.” The boys made way for her right quick ly, and from the voice of mure than one of them came a “ beg pardon, ma’m.” Every little child was ready to give back smile for smile, and it was with a face ra diant with happiness that she greeted her friends as she passed down Main street. — Mrs. Baldwin told her hiLsband all about the walk, and her adventures, and he, (silly fellow,) kissed her and said: “Bless your heart, wife! You are a per fect sunbeam. Who, besides you, could find anything but wretchedness in Howard street?” Mrs. Jefferson thought she would never go near the dirty alley again ; but on talk ing to some ladies of a benevolent associa tion ol the degradation of its inhabitants, she consented after considerable urging, to go as a missionary to the “ poor miserable creatures.” She supplied herself with a bundle of tracts, and taking care to wear clothing that would not suffer the least in jury from dirt, she sailed forth on her mis sion. “Dear, dear me!” she said, as she en tered a wretched domicile, “I should think you would infect the whole city with fevers and cholera. Don’t you know it is shamefully wicked to be so dirty ? Are you a friend of the Savior ?” she added in a simple tone. ’v "I don’t want to be, if you are,” was the reply. V “ Here are ■some tracts I would like to? have you read, if you can.” The woman snatched the tracts from her hand, tore them to pieces,, and threw them in her 'visitor’s face. Shaking the dust from her feet, Mrs. Jefferson passed from that house to anoth er, making, similar remarks, and meeting with a similar reception. “Here 'comes that cross woman, that looks so ugly at baby’s sister and compan ions,” and she slammed the door in Mrs. Jefferson’s face. “ I should think you would be sick, and I should think your husband would drink,” says Mrs. J., to a pale, feeble-?looking woman. ;“ lam not surprised at it at all. You oughn’t to live in this miserable way.” Mrs. Jefferson did her duty in distribu ting her tracts, but she had the satisfaction of seeing themost of them follow her into the steet, and the rest consigned to the dames. . “Those Creatures are hopelessly de praved,” said Mrs. Jefferson. “ There is no use trying to do anything for Howard Street.” Mrs. Baldwin could not help feeling an interest in the children who responded so readily to her kind looks, and so, without telling even Mr. Baldwin what she pro posed to do, she set out to make some calls upon them.' .She thought she would call first wherp the baby lived, for she felt quite sure of a kind reception. “ ’Twas a joyful welcome they gave her, for the baby’s sister exclaimed : “ O, here is the pleasant lady who stop ped to look at Patsy the other day! O, She is coming right in here!” “It is too dirty a place, for the like o’ye,” said Patsy’s mother. “ Never mind,” said our sunshiny Mrs. Baldwin, “I (felt like dropping in and I thought I would take the liberty.” “ Bless ye fork! lam ashamed to have a rale lady to see my house. Things did not used to go so wid me. No indade!” and the poor woman poured her life’s his tory into the Stranger’s ear. Tears filled the lovely listener’s eyes, and she replied: “ I think I can under stand your’ feelings, my good woman. A poor, weary;body must require rest after she has been out over a wash-tub all day ; but this smart little girl, who swept the walk so nicely the other day, could make .a capital house-keeper lam sure. Wen’t you try it, hiy little girl? Won’t you place everything, and scrub everything up dean, and keep nice anfi tidy? Try, so when I call again, I can see how nice you look Ifere. \ Wash your dear little baby brother’s face and brush his hair, and have his clothing clean, and I shall love to tend and kiss him, for he is a beautiful baby I think.” Mrs. Baldwin called upon 'every family in Howard street that afternoon. None treated her rudely, and many opened their hearts to her, as the baby’s mother had done. They promised to follow the advice she while her tears fell with theirs, and the kind .looks and encouraging words left sunbeams in the cheerless home after she had gone. In two or three weeks Mrs. Baldwin called again. Baby’s sister bounded to meet her, exclaiming with delight: “The (INDKPKNIiKNT IN EVERYTHING.] sweet lady has come at last! she’s come at last.” The “ sweet lady” could hardly believe it was the same place where she had called ‘before. The cobwebs had been brushed down—the old broom, instead of doing service in the mud-puddle, had swept and scrubbed the floor. Everything was in or der. A few weeds and common flowers formed a boquet for the table, and the crowing, capering baby was perfectly be witching in his wholesome cleanliness. “ Well done my brave little girl! I hope you will keep on.” . “Keep on! indeed an’ I will keep on, ma’am. Father says he won’t stop away nights as long us everything is so nice and pleasant here—and my mother says she can rest a great deal better when she comes home, and her face looks so happy, too.— O, ain't it nice to be clean!” Some had failed to carry out their plans of reform, but others had succeeded, and testified to the delights of a neat, orderly home. The indolent and discouraged house keepers were roused by the good example of their neighbors, and one by one they followed suit, until at length the leaven had leavened the whole lump. After two or three such friendly visits Mrs. Baldwin took some tracts with hdK They were not only kindly received, but different families met together to hear them read—not so much for the good they might get as for the kind lady’s sake. The tracts produced good effects, however, and from time to time were added to the vari ous city churches from the inhabitants of Howard street such as shall be saved. It was two years ago that Mrs. Baldwin made her first call at the dirty alley, and now the walk which shortened the way down is lined with neat cottages, with flowers in the yards, and vines curtaining the windows—the homes of sober contented working men and women. Mrs. Jefferson wonders, and many others, what can have wrought such happy changes. Mrs. Bald win has never blazoned her successful work abroad, but she thanks God thaThe made her the instrument of beginning the work in Howard street. A Wokd to the Giuls. —Girls, you want to get married, don’t you ? Ah! what a natural thing it is for young ladies who have such a hankering after the stern er sex! It is a weakness that woman has, and for this reason she is called the weak er sex. Well, if you want to get married, don’t, for conscience sake, act like fools about it. Don’t go into a fit of nips every time you see a hat and a pair of whiskers. Don’t get the idea into your heads that you must put yourself | into the way of every young man in the' neighborhood, in order to attract notice; for if you don’t run after him he will bei after you. Mark that. A husband hunter is the most detesta ble of all young ladies. She isfull of starch and puckers; she puts on so many false airs and she is so nice, that alie appears ridicu lous in the eyes of every decent person. — She may generally be found at church or meeting, coming in, of course, about the last one; always at social parties, and in variably takes a front seat at concerts. She tries to be the belle of the place, and thinks she is. Poor girl! You are fitting your self for an old maid, just as sure as the Sabbath comes on Sunday. Men will flirt with you, and flatter you simply because they love to do it; but they have no more idea of making you a wife than they have of committing suicide. Young men should have no more to do with such fancy wo men than they would with a viper. A Hint fob the Young.— The Rev. Sidney Smith, in one of the ablest of his essays, says: “I know of no principle which it is of more importance to fix in the minds of young people, than, that of the most de termined resistance to the encroachment of ridicule—not up to the ' world, nor to the ridicule with which the .world enforces its dominion over every tijifiing question of manner and appearance! Learn in your earliest days to insure - your principles agifinst the perils of ridicule. If you think it right to difier from the times, and to make a stand for any valuable point of morals, do it, however antiquated, how ever pedantic it may appear; do it not for insolence, but seriously and gradually, as a man who wears a soul of his ownjn his own bosom, and does not wait till it shall be breathed into him by the breath of fash ion. Let me call you mean if you'know you are just; hypocritical, if you are hon estly religions; pusillanimous, if you feel you are firm. Resistance soon converts unprincipled wit into sincere respect; and no after time can tear you from those feel ings which every man carries within him, who made a noble and successful exertion in a virtuous cause.” *** Wife, I thought you said you were going to have a goose for dinner!” “So l did; and I’ve kept my word.” “Where is it?” “ Why, my dear, ain’i you here?” Smith couldn’t see the point of that joke. GIRLS* IDEAS OF MSH. At sixteen, a girl considers no man good enough to be her husband. Shemust have a teal, live archangel, with “humid orbs,” a “marble brow,” on which “dieter wavy tresses, black as the raven’s wing f’a mous tache of silken softness, and ebon hue; in a word, no human being, of flesh and blood qualities, but an altogether sweet and love ly 'and ideal creature, in purple and linen with plenty of money and no small vices. Unfortunately, no such person exists. He is a pleasant myth of the butteisthunder school of romance, and has no; material form in this world of comer lots, dry goods arid gas bills. At eighteen, the girl dis covers that unwholesome truth, and chan ges her view accordingly. She is probably in love by that time with some decent, looking and sensible young fellow, who, though hardly an archangel, does very well to idealize. Then it must be a great man. A Judge of the Supreme Court might do; a great general would be very acceptable; the President of the United States would be just the thing; or a foreign Prince or Count might find a welcome if genuine.— Put Tom or Harry utterly refuses to be come either a judge, a general, a president, or a foreign nobleman. He remains good looking, penniless and clever, and the as piring yoking lady loves him as much as ever. Finally, when the affair is settled, she either weds him at twenty, settles down into an excellent matron, and enjoys her life ; or breaks her heart, and marries a tal low-chandler, bald, but wealthy, at twenty five, and regrets it at her leisure. Such is the general history of maidens who set ■forthwith the idea of marrying'nothing short of a novelesque hero. Be.vutifui. Sentiment. —The following extract is taken from “Nott’s Address to Young Men.” It is a gem of brilliancy and beauty. We have seen the extract publish ed once or twice before, but sp altered from the original as to have lost much of its freshness and purity: “I would frown on vice; I would favor virtue —favor whatever wopld elevate, would exalt, would adorn* character, alle viate the miseries of my species, or con tribute to render the world I inhabited like the heavens to which I looked, a place of innocence and fidelity. Though I were to exist no longer than those ephemera that sport in the beams of the Siunmer’s mom, during that short hour I would rather soar with the eagle, and leave the record of my flight, and fall, among the stars, than to creep in the gutter with the reptile, and bed ipy memory and my body together in the dunghill. .Hpwever short my part, I would act it well, that I might surrender my existence without disgrace, without compunction.” To Take the Scent out op Clothing. —Sitting on thC piazza of the Cataract was a young, foppish looking gentleman, his garments very highly scented, with a mingled odor of musk and cologne. A solemn faced, odd looking man, after pass ing by the dandy several times with a look of aversion which drew general notice, suddenly stopped and in a confidential tone said:— “ Stranger I know what’ll take that scent out of your clothes; you—” “ What! what do you mean, sir!” said the exquisite fired with indignation, start ing from his chair. “ Oh, get mad now—swear, pitch round just because a man wants to do you a kindness!” coolly replied the stranger.— “But I tell you I do know what will take that smell out —phew! You just bury your clothes—bury them a day or two.— Uncle Josh got afoul of a skunk, and he At this moment there wentfup from the crowd a simultaneous roar of merriment, and the dandy very sensibly “ dented the coop” and vanished up stairs. Blow Youb Nose. —Jones went to ser enade his lady-love and could only sing after the following manner: ; “ Cub, oh, cub, with be, The boob is beabin; Cub, oh, cub with be. The stars are gleabin,; And all around above With beauty teabin; ■ Boodlight hours are beet for lub.” Jones felt that he was an unfortunate being when a small boy opposite: where he was singing cried out, “Blow your doze, you dab fool.” 'O' “ Ma, I want some liquid generosity oi) my bread and butter.” “Some what, my child?** “ Some liquid generosity.” “What in the woj-ld does the bqy mean by liquid generosity! What is it, njy son?” “Gosh.roam don’t yon know? Why it is molasses to be sure.” ; ' “Here, Bridget, spank this boy and put him to bed.” , CT A doctor went to bleed a dandy who languidly exclaimed, “Oh, a good butcher?!” to which the Raptor 're plied, “Yes, Tin good at sticking qalvesl” EDITORS AND PBOPBIETQBS. A BEAUTIFTH, APPEAL We copy the following beautiful appeal from the Nashville. Union of the 17th inst. The appeal is applicable not only toTen nessee, but also to those from every other State whp are now fighting unoer the banner of rebellion: “ Wanderersfrom the fold of patriot ism, who have gone from the protecting shadow of the flag of your coutatty,cOrae home; oh, come home! Thousands of your fellow-citizens, your relatives, your neigh bors, stand with outstretched arms and ea ger eyes tearfully awaiting your return: Do you not hear the clansmen of the Union rallying once more along the hills of Tennessee 1 Break not on your ear the familiar strains of Yankee Doodle, Hail Columbia, and the Star-Spangled Banner ? Do you not behold the same old flag which floated over Lundy’s Lane, and Lake Champlain, and Monterey, and Chepnltepec and Buena Vista, flying at the hfead of triumphant legions and victorious navies? Do not yOur hearts warm within you at the recollection of a thousand holy and patriotic memories? Come back td the Union. Desert the black flag of a fidfibg and ignominious rebellion. Fly ftom the rebel camp as from a city cursed with the leprosy or the plague.” Tbcth.— Eveiy word of it Cotit dot and leam it by heart: We should make it a principle ttt extend the hand rtf fellowship to every manwho discharges faithfully his duties, and main tains good order—who manifes&a" «fa»j> interest in the welfare of general society— whose deportment is upright, ahdwhdee mind is intelligent—without stoopingto ascertain whether he swings a hammer or draws a thread. There is nothing so dis tant from all natural claims as the reluc tant, the backward sympathy, die farced smile, the checked conversation, the neces sitating compliance, the well off are apt to manifest to those a little lower down, with whom in comparison of intellect and prin ciples of virtue, they frequently rank- into insignificance. Mk. Snipe’s Lixant.— From doctor’s bills, western chills, and other ills, deliver us. . • From want of gold, wives that sedd, maidens old, and sharpers “ sold,” deliver us. From lady flirts, tobacco squirts, and short tailed shirts, deliver us. From stinging flies, and greenish eyes, and bakers' pies, and: babies? cries, a man that lies, and cloudy skies, and love that dies, deliver os. From bearded females, strong women, (this won’t jingle,) female lectu rers, and all masculine ladies, deliver*tts. From modest giris, with wav|ng <«ilB, and teeth of pearls, oh 1 never tfmd'deliv ering us!