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Leb Spotskood, Futor.— Preaching every Sabbath morning at U o’clock, ssd In the evening at 7 o’clock. Prayer Meeting lit the Lecture Bdom every Wednesday evening at 7 o'clock.— Ssbb&tb School in t hesorueroom at 2 o’clock P. M. EVANGELICAL LUTHERAN—Rev. C.L; EntKiFSU), Pastor.— Preaching every Sabbath morning nt 11 o’clock, and In the evening at 7 o’clock. Prayer Meeting, in tho Lecture Room every Wednesday evening at 7 o’clock.— Sabbath School in same room at 9 o’clock A. 51. BAPTIST—Rev. A. H. Sbkbowbe, Pastor.—Preaching •rary Sabbath morning at 11 o'clock, and iu tho eveniugat 7 g’cleck. Prayer Mooting every Wednesday evening at 7 o'clock. Sabbath School at 9 o'clock A. %I. UNITED BRETHREN—:Rev. Sahcsi Kbphabt, Pastor. Preaching every Sabbath morning at 11 o'clock.andiu the eveuingat 7 o'clock. Prayer Meetingiu tbo Lecture Room every Wednesday evening at 7 o’clock. Sabbatn School in the same room at 8 o’clock in the morning. PROTESTANT EPISCOPAL—(No tegular Pastor.)— Preaching on Sabbath morning at 11 o’clock, and in the tTeolUg at 7 o’clock. Prayer Meeting every Wednesday evening at 7 o’clock. Sabbath School at 9 o’clock A. M. ENGLISH Jonjf Turco. Pastor—Di vloo services every Sabbath morning at o’clock and la theaflerhoon at 3 o’clock. Sabbath School at 2 o'clock la the afternoon. GERMAN CATHOLIC—Rev, , Pastor. —Divine services every Sabbath morning at o’clock, and in the afternoon at 3 o’clock. Sabbath Scnool at 1 o'clock iu the afternoon. AFRICAN METHODIST—Rev. Alexander Joaxsxpn, Pastor.—Preaching every Fourth Sabbath in each mouth. Prayer Meeting every Friday evening nt 7 o'clock. Sab bath School at 2 o’clock In the afternoon. RAIL ROAD SCHEDULE. ON AMD AFTSE MONDAY, JAN. 27, 1502, TRAINS *lll autre at and leara Altoona Station a. fullows; Biptotv Train Kastarrivea y. 35 r. 31.. leaven 9,65 P. 51 '• “ Wait “ B.UO A. It. “ S.4OA.M Fait ‘‘ Kaat “ 7,40 A.M. “ 7.55.A.M “ “ Wot “ 8,55 P. M., “ S,lo:P.m' Hall “ .'Xut 11.50 A. 31., 12.05 P.M “ “ W«»t “. 345 P.M., “ 3,30 P..M Th« lIOLHDAY3BURG BRANCH connects with Ei proM Train Wut, and Fait Line and Mail Train Bast and ITe.t. ! INDIANA BRANCH TRAINS connoct with'Mail train and Johnstown Accommodation Rost and West, Express West, and with Local Freights. ENOCH LEWIS, Ctn'l Si.pt. MAILS CLOSE AND OPEN. MAILS CLOSE. Butern Way, Western Way.. Hotlidaysburg Western Through. Eastern Thraugh. 51 AILS ARRIVE. HolUdaysborg. 6.15 A.M. A 11 15 A.JI, western Through 3 jq a. M Eastern .Through g jo *• Western Way 11 22 a. M, Butern Way ...., .-. 1 55 p. m, Ornca Homs:—During the week, from 6 45 a. si. till 7 *(.«. On Sundays, from 7 45 till 3 fit) s. m. OEO. W. PATTON P. M MEETINGS OF ASSOCIATIONS. MOUNTAIN LODGE, No. 261. A. V. M.. meets on second Tuesday of each month, at 7% o’clock P. 31., in 010 third story of the Masonic Temple, MOUNTAIN K. A. CHAPTER, No. 189, R. A. C„ meets on the first Thursday of each month, at ~]j o’clock P. M., In mime room as above. MOUNTAIN: COUNCIL, No. 9. R.A S. M, meets on the fitat Monday of each month, at ~'A o'clock; F. il,, in same room as abore. - mountain commandery, No. 10, k. t. mept* on lbs fourth Tuesday of each month, at o’clock F.H-, »n same room as above. ALTOONA lodge; No;47S, 1.0. of 0. Fa meet# every /ruißy atßuing; at 7u o’clock, in the second story of the Masonic Temple. , VERANDA LODGE. No. 532, 1.0. of 0. F., meets every 1 aMday evening; at VA o'clock, in third story of PattcmV fluiuJing, on Virginia street. " INSEBAGO TRIBE, No. 35, I. 0. R. M., meeU every ruesday evening in the second atory of Moronic Temple. .?m i ls" kin hled »t 7th run 30th breath. a AhTiEINA DIVISION, N 0.311, S. of T., meets every rsturday evenirig, at 7 o’clock, in the second atory of the Masonic Temple. . .. „ State officers. Androvt Q. Curtin. “mtory *afc-KH Blifer. jGnwref—WiUiam M. Meredith. Auditor Ontcrul—Thomas E. Cochran. General—William L. Wright. Agutrmt Cetimi-E. M. Biddle. * IVomuTr—Jleury D. Moore. COUNTY OFFICERS. ' r% f/r U —rreei ' k ' ut Judge, lion George Tar- Saiuml Adam. Mow* «af« fiowtof-Hon. Lrwii. IT, U.ll, AntmNjmoe—tliaddeus B»iik«. •jwjjwto’jf—Anthony S. Morrow. 2Wer«lid^ec«rdpr_lI ug h A . Caldwell. • Mark*. S" Se'Jamin L. Ilowit. ( We.W a &-° wr « e L ' Co-*-. Ooorgo Koon, Surveyor —Jmiits 1.. Gwln. Good, WiUi.m Borloy , Drrid U. Lloyd, Kobt.il.MM.imgr, L.i. S^y-A.J.Froenuui. “TO'uttemfeßt o/Cbmmoii Schoolt—lohn Mitchell. ALTOONA BOROUGH OFFICERS; “• ***"*' Jolm Mccieu*nd io R »S U^ a rn£:^^s' , n , l. lI J. nit, ' Ijau B hm * n > John Mc ; w!ei ißWghman. Shoemaker, J.B. *■ •*• K •K'r- «■: a " mi *> and Sdml IVuv-jo.. a C -’ r x - “cCormi*. 335?,* J - *-• Jtol/rajdor. „ . * f WMtWMdP-Johnt'W^-. fSlfiK * r * h *obt. MoComkk, Jobs Grads. ll 00 A.M, 6OO “ 8 09 A. 31. A 11 #0 A. 31, 7 00 P, M 7OO •< ffcrirt §«ttrg. Prom the Philadelphia 1 Evening Bulletin. THE TRIUMPH OF THE RIGHT. BT RICHABD COE Let every loyal heart to-day ; Send op a about of praise ; Unto the mighty Triune God, Tho Author of our days; That' lie hath given victory : ; Unto the cause of right, And laid the rebel nilnions low J Beneath tho'bloody fight! ITe know full well our cause is just— Our men both-true and brave; That Freedom’s banner ne’er waq meant 1 To float above tho slave; We know that “truth when crushed to earth Will rise again” In might; ; And, knowing this, wo give to God The glorjr of the fight I We have a faith, outreaching time, That this out laud shall bo The heritage of all the earth, - That labor to ho free— That stricken millions shall arise, And kindle at the sight; Believing this we give to God Tho glory of the fight 1 Now, unto each and eVery-nno That hastened to the field, Tho homage of a nation's praise. With grateful hearts we yield I But unto Him who led our ho*ta, And bared hi* arm of might) To Him we gite the choicest praise. The glory of tho light! Then let each loyal heart today Send up a shout of praise Unto the mighty Triune God, The Author of our days; That He hath coat the victory Unto the cause of right, And laid the rebel minions low Beneath the bloody fight I THE DYING SOLDIEE, A True Story. The chaplain came at last to a cot, set somewhat by itself outside the wards.— Here, reclining at length, was a young man, whose face bore slight traces of suf fering. It was flushed with a hue like unto health ; the eyes were undimmed, and only the positiop of his hands, which were thrown over his head and locked in almost spasmodic tightness, told tlmt he was in pain. He was unusually iioble in liis countenance. His brow was broad and fair, and the thick locks that clustered back from the temples, curled like the ringlets of a boy. He knew not why, but the chaplain experienced an unusual and sudden sympa thy for this young man, struck down in his beauty; still he felt that there was no im mediate danger. “How is he wounded?” ho of the surgeon, as the two approached the bed, softly. “In the right side below the ribs,” was the reply. “Is lie in danger?” “O! no; that is, not at present. The ease may take a bad turn, to be sure; but it looks very well now. Charles,” ho ad ded, addressing the sick man familiarly, “ the chaplain is going the rounds, would you like to see him?” “0! certainly!” exclaimed the young man, smiling. “I am very glad to sec him,” and he held out ids hand. His voice was strong and ringing, as with the highest health, his clasp was vigorous. “1 am sorry to find you wounded, un friend.” said the chaplain. “ Q ! only the casualty of war ; wd must some of us expect it, you know.” ' “Do you suffer much ?” “At times, sir, very severely; I feel so well, only the distress here,” and he pres sed his liand to his side. “You vyill be up soon, I hope.” ‘ “I trust so, sir; the doctors say it is a bad wound but will yield with tare. 1 only wish I had my mother ; here. She has heard of it, and doubtless; started be fore tl)is. It will seem so Comfortable to ace Jier; 3011 don’t know how I long for lief.” AJj ! mothers, you are first thought of when the hardy soldier feels the pang of pain. It is your name he calls, your form ho sees through the mists ofdolinum, your voice he hears in every gentle word that is spoken. He knows whoso touch will be fendercst, through the sympathy of sirf i fering, he knows who lias borne the most for him; and on the tented field, the holy name of mother receives a fresh baptism of love and beauty. _ : “I can imagine how you feel,” said the chaplain, “and I have no doubt you will see her soon. Meanwhile you know there is a Friend who will be to you more than mother or father, sister or brother.” “ I realise that, sir,” said the young man. “lam a professor of religion, and have been for years. When 1 was shot, aye, and before, J commended' my soul to him- for life or death; but I confess I have much to Kve for. I am not 'brought yet where I am perfectly willing to die/' “It may be for the reason that you are not yet called to dje,’’ replied the chaplain, “ » n JiGa you ipow it li lihehlie im After a short prayer, the minister and the sick man parted, “IJesecms very ALTOONA, PA., THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 27, 1862. . strong and sanguine,” he said, as he met the surgeon again, “ and likely to recover.” “No doubt of it, sir, no doubt,” was the hasty reply of the surgeon, as he passed on! The hour,of midnight had struck from the great halL Slowly and solemnly it knelled the departing moments, and the echo rolled through the halls, vibrating on many an car tliat would never hear the sound of the striking hours again. The chaplain still sat up in his own room wri ting lettere for three or four of the wound ed soldiere, and a strange stillness fell around him as he closed the last sheet and set back with folded hands, to think. He could not tell why, but do what and go where he Would, the face of the young volunteer with whom he had spoken last, haunted him. lie arose to move to the window where the breeze was cooler, when a knock was heard at the door, and a rapid voice called “Chaplain.” lie hurried to lift the latch. The surgeon stood there, looking like a shadow in the dim moonlight tliat crept into the pas- sage. “ Chaplain, sorry to disturb you, and more sorry still to give you an unpleasant duty to perform.” “ Why, what Is it?” was the quick re joinder. ' “ The fine young fellow- whom you talked with is going.” “ What! you do not mean—-” “ Won’t live an hour or two at the most. I tried Id tell him, but 1 couldn’t; and finally I thought of you. You cun ease it you know.” A great shadow fell on the chaplain ; for a moment he was stimned :md choked, and his voice grew husky as he replied: ‘•lt is a sad errand, but none the less my duty. To or fellow! I can’t realize it, indeed, I cannot. His voice was .‘so strong, his manner so-natural! I’ll be there presently.” And left alone, be threw himself upon his knees to wrestle for more, strength in prayer. The atmosphere was tilled with low sighs from the stragglers with pain and disease. Going softly up to the couch at ( which he had stood before, the chaplain gazed upon the face before him. It looked as calm as that of a sleeping infant, but lie did not sleep. Hearing a slight noise, his eyes flew open and rested with some surprise upon the chaplain. “ I Iclt as if I must "see you again be fore I retired,” said the latter, striving to steady bis voice. ‘‘How do you feel now?” “O! better, X thank yon : in fact almost well. The pain is gone, and 1 feel quite hopeful. 1 rather think the surgeon docs, though he said nothing.” Again that fearful swelling in the chap lain’s throat. How should he tell him of his danger?—how prepare the mind so eahply resting on almost a certainty?— the poor, hopeful soul that, would never look with earthly eyes on the mother he so longed for. Another moment, and the young man appeared to be struck with some peculiarity in the face or movements of the chaplain.. The large eyes sought his with an intensencss that was painful, and strove to interpret that which made the difference between this and his former demeanor. “Your cares weary yon, chaplain,” lie Slid quietly: “you must be very 'faithful for it is past midnight.” “I was on the point of going to bed when I was called to prepare a dying man for his last horn:,” was the tearful res ponse. ! what poor fellow- goes next ?” rejoined the, young man, with a look of mournful inquiry. There was no answer; for the wealth of the world the chaplain could not have spoken now. That tone so unconscious of danger; that cyo so full of sympathy! Still a strange silence! What did it mean? The sick man’s inquiring glance changed for a moment to one of intense terror. He raised both arms—let them fall heavily on the coverlet at his side, and in a voice totally altered by emotion, he gasped: “Great heaven kyou mean me.” “My dear friend?” said the chaplain unmanned. “I am to die, then—and—how—long?” Ms eyes once more sought those of his chaplain. - V “Yon have made your peace with God, let death come as soon it will, lie will carry you'over the river;” , “Yes; but this is awfully sudden! aw fully sudden !” his lips Quivered; he looked up gricviugly—“and shall I not see my mother.” \ “ Crhist is bettor than a mur mured the cliaplain. i \ “Yes.” The wprd came in a whisper. His eyes were closed; the lips still worh that trembling grief, as if the chastisement were 100 sore, too hard to be home, but as the minutes passed, and the soul lifted itself pp stronger and more steadily upon the wings of prayer, the countenance grew calmer, the lip steadier, and when the eyes were opened again, there was a light in their depths that could have come only torn heaven. * ' “I thank you for your courage*” he [iKDEPEKDEKT IN EVEKTTffiNG.] said, more feebly, taking the hand of the chaplain. “ The bitterness fa over now and I feel willing to die. Tell my moth* er”—he paused, gave one sob, dry, and full of the last,anguish of earth—“tell her how I longed to see her, but;if God will permit me, I will be near hear. Tell her to comfort all who loved me, to say that I thought of them all. Tell my father that I am glad he gave me his consent, and that otlier father's will mourn for oth er sons. Tell my minister, by word. or letter, that I thought of him,, and that’ I thank him for all his counsels! Tell him I find that Christ will not desert tho pas sing soul; and that I wish him to giro my testimony to the' living, that nothing is of real worth but the religion of Jesus. And now will you pray for me 1” O! what emotions swelled the heart of that devoted man, as he knelt by the bed side of that dying volunteer, the young soldier of Christ ; and with tones so low that only the car of God, and that of him who was passing away could hear, besought God’s grace and presence. Never in all his cxpenenc had his heart been so pow erfully wrought upon; never, bad a feel ing of such unutterable tenderness taken possession of his soul. He seemed already in the presence of a gloried spirit; and af ter the prayer was over, restraining his sobs, be bent down, and pressed upon the beautiful brow, already chilled with the breath of the coming angel, twice, thrice, a fervent kiss. They might have been as tokens from the father and the mother, as well as himself. So perhaps thought the dying soldier, for a heavenly smile touched his face with new beauty, as, he said: “Thank you! I wont trouble you any longer; you are wearied out—go to your rest.” “The Lord God be with you!” was the fervent response. “Amen!” trembled from the Cist white- ning lips. Another hour passed. The chaplain still moved uneasily about las room.— There were hurried sounds, overhead, and footsteps on the stairs. He opened his door: encountered the surgeon/ who whis pered one little word— “Gone.” Christ’s soldier had found the Captain of his’salvation. JOHN RANDOLPH OUTDONE, Of the marry anecdotes of this eccentric man of Roanoke, we don’t believe the fol lowing was ever iu print: * He was traveling in a part of. Virginia with which he was unacquainted. In the meantime, he stopped during the night at an-inn near the forks of the road. The inkeepor was a tine old gentleman, and, no doubt, of one of the lirst families of the Old Dominion. Knowing who this dis tinguished guest was. he endeavored fo draw him into conversation, but failed in all his efforts. But in the morning, when Mr. Randolph was ready to star t, he called for his bill, which, on being presented, was paid. The landlord, still anxious to have some conversation with liiiir, began as follows; “ Which way arc you travelling, Mr-. Randolph?” “Sir!” said Randolph, with a look of displeasure. “I asked,” said the landlord, ,“ which way are you traveling?” “Havel paid inv bill?” - “ Yes.” ' - * “Do Lowe you anything more?” “No.” “ Well, I am going just where I please— you understand?” “ Yes.” “The landlord by this time got some what exqitcd, and .Mr. Randolph drove off. But, to the landlords surprise, in a few minutOs the servant returned to inquire which of the forks of the road to take.— Randolph not being out of hearing distance, the landlord spoke at the top of Iris voice; “Mr. Randolph, you don’t owe me one cent! just take which road you please.” It is said that the’ air turned blue with the curses of Randolph. •faT Many years ago a man appeared in court, whether as: plaintiff, defendant or witness, tradition docs not inform; us. Be this as it may the following dialogue en sued: Court—What’is your name, sir? ; Answer—My name is Knott Martin, your- honor. C.—Well, what is it? ' A.—lt is Knott Martin. C.—“ Knott Martin,” again! We don’t risk you what your name is not* but what it is. No contempt of Court, sir. A.—lf honor will give mo leave I’il spell my name. C.—Well, spell it. \ double t, Knott, M-sr-r-t-i-n, Martin—-Knott Martin. C.—O, very well, Mr. Martin, we see through it now, but it is one of the most knotty cases we have had before us for some time. ; ■' jjar “Much unsung,” as the tom-cat remarked to lire brickbat when it abruptly cut short Iris serenade! CLERICAL ANECDOTES. "Wherever the rifle and the axe of the hardy pioneer were seen, there were also sure to appear not long. afterwards the saddle bags of the Methodist minister.- An anecdote which we find in: the sketch of Richmond Nolley well illustrates this. Mr. Nolley was one of a small bond of missionaries sent out from the South Car olina conference, about 1812, to labor in the wilds of Mississippi and; Louisiana winch were then very sparsely settled, and occupied: to some extent by tribes of not always .friendly Indians. Mr. Nolleywas a man of great energy, zeal and courage. He was exposed to many dangers in the prosecution in his work both from the hos tile savages:and the opposition of white men. Rut he was rigidly faithful, and omitted no opportunity; of doipg good to persons of any color or condition, in what ever obscure comer he could find them On one occasion, while traveling ho came upon a fresh wagon-track and following it he discovered an emigrant family who had just reached the spot where they interided to make their home. The man, who was just putting out his team, saw at once; by the costuipe and bearing of the stranger, what his calling was land exclaimed, “What! another Methodist preacher? I quit Virginia to get oat of the way of them, and went into a new settlement in Georgia, where I thought I should be quite beyond their reach, but they got my vvife and daughter into the church. ' Then, in this lute purchase/ Choctaw Comer, I found a piece of good hind, and was Sure I should have some peace of the preachers, but here is one before my wagon is un loaded.” “My friend,” said Nplley^“if you go to heaven, you’ll find Methoclist preachers there; and if to hell, I’m afraid yofrll find some there; and you sec how it is in this world. So you had better make terms with uS, arid be at peace.’! ; Hope Hull was one of the pioneers of the denomination in Georgia, and Ids fiiniie was very extensive in that section, lie was not at all a' facetious map, hut liis wonderful penetration into character with his honest directness in dealing with souls, sometimes gayc to his language all thoap positencss of genuine wit. On one occa sion while a circuit missionary, after preaching he met the class, or of the society, and spoke with them, is customary, respecting their religious expe rience. After going through with the members,»he turned to an elderly man kit ting apart; and inqured after his spiritual) state. The old gentleman, after some hes itation, replied: “I am like old Paul, — when I Would do good, evil is present with me.” To /which Mr. Hull; answered,; “I’m afraid you arc like old Noah too, — get drunk sometimes!” He was: a perfect stanger to; liim but it was a centre shot; j for the poor' old man was a drunkard. : I Billy Hibbard was one of the most ec centric of characters, but withal a most agreeable person, and a man of unbounded good will. Of large general information, with an ease of manner which made him ; equally: uti home in the highest and in the lowest circles, bis remarkable powers of conversation and exuberant yet sensible pleasantry, together with his enterprising religious zeal, made him wonderfully pop ular and successful! in his calling. No man was ever a heartier Anninian than he, and the Five Points of : Calvinism, were almost sure to receive a ; blow some where in his sermon, no matter what the 'theme or the text. Yet he was always on the most, intimate terms with this preadi ers of the antagonistic theology. Brother Hibbard, said a good Presbyterian friend, “you hurt iny feelings yesterday.” Why how Brother did Ido that ? He referred him to some doctrinal remark: in the dis course. “ Oh,” said Hibbard, “I’m sorry you took that/ —I meant that for the devil and you have stepped in and taken the blow. Don’t get between me and the devil, brother,' and then you won’t got hurt.” ' On one occasion he had a newspaper controversy oh some theological topic with Dr. Lyman Beecher, the disputants being personally! strangers. Not long after, while journeying on horseback ih Connec ticut, the two met. Dr. Beecher Suspected his companion to be a preacher- but could not draw out the fact by any indirect con versation till "he asked him plumply, “ are you not a minister of the gospel? “I am,” said Hibbard, i “ Dp you belong to the standing order?” “No, I belong to the kneeling order.” So characteristic a reply unmistakably indicated Billy Hibbard to the shrewd mind of his interlocutor, and he at once ihtroduced himself. The .acquaint ance thus begun was an amicable one. ‘ His ready hit never failed him. Once when the roll-call of the conference gaye his home a? William, he arose and objected to answering to that name, insisting that his name Ms Billy. “ Why Brother Hib bard,” £oid Bishop Asbury, “Billy is a little boy’s name.” “Yes, bishop,” Ire re plied, “and I w?s a litle boy when my fa ther gave it Jq me.” ■ Tins quality |n these pioneer npsach|rB was by no jbeans a rare one, ana iteome times became a most effectives weapon, whether Jpfilencing an antagonist, reptd siirg a cayiiei’, or giving desk to n.spt*ml EDITORS AND PROPRIETORS. : intercourse. Of Jesse lee, the early ympt tie of Methodism in New England, it iso lated that one day, while traveling oh i horseback, he fell in in with two hyjffli who taking a place oh each side of him* to quiz him. They inquired if he wrote his sermons. He replied in the neg ative. But do you not sometimes make mistakes, for instance, in quoting scrip-' tore? “Perhaps so, sometimes, but not often.” “A\ lien you find you have made a mistake, do you not correct it?” Not always; if it involves no essential I lot it pass. The other day I tried to. repeat the passage where it says the devil is a Bar and the father of them; I got it “ The devil is a lawyer and the father of them,” but I hardly thought it necessary to rectify so' unimportant an error. By this time one pf the young sprigs was prompted to re piark to the other, ho hardly knew whether (the fellow was a knave or a fool Lee glanced meaningly on either hand, and re plied, perhaps between the two. The young gentlemen by this time concluded to leave tfic itinerant to his own meditations. i —North American Reviac. ! Public Funerals in England. Albert - had -a decided aversion to expensive or extensive obsequies, and it ■>vas in accordance with Ids known wishes ‘hut his funeral was conducted in suck a tpiiet unpretending manner, and in tips connection it might be remarked that the aversion to public funerals isfgfowing m England. The hist Duke of Portland, onei of the wealthiest noblemen in Eng land, expressly directed in his will that the expenses of his funeral should not ex* c ecd £lOO. The mortal remains of the late Lord Herbert were carried by Ids pwn servants from his mansion 1° the by zantine church, winch he had built, and Wore followed by bis widow, his children, and lus tenantiy, all on foot. The body of Sir James Graham reposes in a coun* try churchyard, under a plain stone bear ing onjy his name with the date of his 'birth and death. The late Duke of Sus sex, the Duchess of Gloucester, and the Princess Sophia,'the uncle and aunt of the Queen, who were entitled to a rovid funeral in the chapel at Windsor, chose to be interred in one of the public < ceme teries in London. The Duchess of Jvpnt, the Queen’s mother, desired to be hurled in tlie garden of Frogmore, and her fu neral was quite private, with no official pomp. So it was with the Prince’s Con* sort. ‘ ; A “ Zealous” Colonel vs. a “ Zeal* ous” Chaplain— One of tho Chaplains of the Army of the Potomac called on a Colonel noted for his profamty, in orddr tg talk about the religious interests of his njien. \Mo was politely received, and beek oped to a seat on a chest. h “ : “Colonel,” said he, “you have one of the finest regiments in the army.” “I think so,” replied the Colonel. “Do you think you pay sufficient atten tipn to the religious instruction of your men ]” " s j ' V- pt “Well, I don’t know,” was the Colonel’s answer. • • , ; “A lively interest,” remarked the Ghapi lain, “Imp been awakened in the ~ regiment; the Lord has blessed thplaborp of his servants, and ten men have I>e& already baptized I” [This was a 1 rival re giment] . >■■■■ ,■ ; “Is that so, pon honor?” asked the Colonel. ' Yes, sir,” replied the Chaplain. “ Sergeant,” said the Colonel to an at tending orderly, “have fifteen men de tailed, immediately, to be baptized - I’ll bp -j if I’ll be outdone in anyrespect!!’ j I lie Chaplain took a note of the inter view, and withdrew. ; A kind hearted ivilb once waited on a physician to request him to prescribe for her husband’s eyes, which wore sore. “Let huu wash them every morning Vri'th brandy,” said the doctor. 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