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A moment since, niy merry girls Went hounding forth in childish glee— Those laughing eyes, those roguish curls— Oil, they areworth tlie world to me! They climbed and clamored for the kiss— The good-uight kiss that all must ebare, The signet-seal of household bliss, Before the whispered, evening prayer— (The "now I lay me down to sleep;”) So soft mid meekly said— May angels guardian watches keep Around my darlings' peaceful bed. Life with my pels Is sunny morn— For them each day new glories glow, , For them now buds of bliss are born, ■ Blue skies for them arcb all below. They wake with gladness in their eyes— They feel no care—they know no ill— Each-morning brings some sweet surprise, Which dreams, at night, make sweeter still. My prayers are with them while they sleep— My prayers go with thein while they wake They are the jewels which I keep And cherish for my Mary’s sake. Yes. doubly dear they seem "to mo Now; mothrrkss iu tender years, And thoughts of their futurity Brings sometimes smiles and sometimes tears. "Nor loss heloyed the form that stood, In pensive silence near my chair, Just blushing into womanhood, [ My eldest daughter .grave and fair; Her wave of lit’ l ? with softest glide : IVas sunlit, till'one cloud of woe, With spreading margin far arid wide, O’ershadoWed all that lay below. And ho—tbe hoy that bears my name; So full of pranks and mirthful lore— I see so much to praise—to.hlairic — 1 kuow not wldch he needs the more; Ills scorn of study, love of fun, His r"ckless fc roviug, wayward will. Leaves patience sometimes quite outdone. ' And yet—l love the youngster still! Hdctt IPiscdlauj). THE PERJURED GOLDSMITH. CHAPTER I A modest and exceedingly pretty young girl, plainly attired, entered one Of the goldsmith’s stores ;on- ‘-street, and seeing, that a gentleman was engaged with the proprietor, she shrank timidly aside, near the door, until he should be at leis ure. The assistants were also occupied with customers whose dress and appear ance showed them to belong to the class of the rich, and she was suffered to remain j for sometime standing there before her 1 wants could be attended to. The gentleman, who was a due, noble looking person, with remarkably polished address, seeing her waiting, courteously stood aside, saying to the goldsmith: “ Do not occupy yourself With me now, Mr. Broochard; I can examine these watches by myself, while you see what this young lady Wants, who has been wait ing so long and patiently to speak to you. “What do yomwant, Miss t” asked the goldsmith, with a look that conveyed re proach to her for interrupting him while engaged with a customer of more impor t&QCC. . The girl hesitatingly approached to the counter, and taking irom her bosom a gold olasp, bent over to him, and said in a low trembling(voice, I: ..... . “ I wish you would be so kind as to keep this and let me have seven dollars on it. Low as she spoke, her soft trembling tones reached the ;ears of Cpl. McHenry, the gentleman who was present, and he turned to observe her face, and hear the reply of the goldsmith to this timid and painfully uttered request. The goldsmith took the clasp scornfully, between his fingers, and throwing it down, said sharp ly to her “ This is no pawnbroker’s shop, girl, and if it was, that thing is not worth two dollars!” i . .11. C. DERN, “ It is of inestimable value to me, Sir; indeed it is the only valuable thing I have,” said she earnestly, and her cheek slightly flushed at the rudeness of his reply. “ I don’t know what you may value it at,” he said with a cold laugh, glancing at Col. McHenry,, whom he saw severely eyeing him, but I would not like to give you six shillings for it.” i “ But Sir,” replied the girl unconscious of being overheard, “ I must have seven dollars and I have no other way of getting it, I was in hopes, Sir, that you might let me jhave the sum on it. I will certainly come back and take it up again.” “ I tell you,” answered he angrily, “ I keep no pawnbroker’s shop, go to the Jews.” | “ They wept give me but two dollars, and I want seven.” “ And so you think to get it out of me, do you ?” ; j The youngj girl was about to speak again, but as iif not knowing what further argument to prgc hesitated, and was turn ing slowly away, when she checked her self, and thus again addressed him : “ Sir,” she said, in a thrilling tone of earnest entreaty, “my mother is lying dangerously ill, and our rent is due at 12 o’clock to-day, and the person we sew for having disappointed us in our pay, I have no other resource than this. Oh, Sir, will you take this clasp only for a few days, and I will then repay you ?” Mr. Broochard felt that Col. McHenry’s eyes were upon him, awaiting an answer, and as he wished him to think him a man of business (which meant in his notion a man without a heart), he answered sternly: “Do you think we arc simpletons, to throw away .money in this way ? If you have nothing more to say, just stand aside for customers. Well, Colonel, what do you think of these ? They are the latest importation, full jeweled, and warranted in all points. I will sell you the one you just laid down for one hundred and nine ty-five dollars.” The gentleman, however was not heed ing him, but watching the young girl, who was leaving the counter with a heavy drooping step, and approaching the door. Her face had struck him for its sweet, in telligent loveliness, and her modesty had for him an irresistible charm'. But her plea of poverty, deeply interested his feel ings, and enlisted bis sympathies in her behalf. He had silently watched the pro gress of the interview with emotions of contempt for the. one, and pity for the other. Her hand was on the knob of the door, when advancing toward her: “■yon asked, I believe, for seven dol lars?” he said with a gentle interest in his tone, that at once awakened a hope in her heart, and again brought light to her eyes, and the hue to her cheek, as v she answer ed : “ Yes sir ; but I should not have been so urgent.” “ None too much so. There is a ten dollar 1 note I have ho smaller bills.” “ Sir you .are too kind ” “Not a word. I am happy to do you a service.” * “Take the clasp, sir; though I am ashamed to offer it to you, since the gen tleman says it is so valueless. But to mo it is as valuable as life, and I foolishly thought it must be so to others.” “ J do not want it, child,” said McHen ry, feelingly putting her hand aside, while she urged it; upon him', “Indeed, sir, you must take it; for I shall feel in : some degree under obligations to a stranger, besides I wish to call and redeem it. Will you give me your ad dress, sir?” and as she spoke he still de clining the jewel, she laid it on the show case. “ Oh, no matter, but if you insist, it is the United States Hotel.” “ Thank you Sir; you can never know the blessings to others, that will follow your kindness to me to-day.” Thus speaking and looking upon him with an expression of gratitude in her tearfhl eyes, she left the shop, forgetting the clasp, which she left on the show-case. “ Will you look at these watches now, Colonel McHenry ?” superciliously asked the goldsmith without raising his eyes. “ No, Sir,” answered the gentleman, sternly; and taking his gloves and cane, walked from the shop of the avaricious goldsmith, who, too close to risk a trifle to relieve the wants of a poor family, had probably lost a large amount by, the pur chases his wealthy customer might have made, as well as his own self-respect, such as it was, for avarice always sinks into its 1 shell before the broad sun of benevolence. « Now there goes a man who throws away his money upon vagrants, while I keep mine to support my family,” said the | goldsmith, looking after him. “He thinks me a miser, and I think him a fool. 0, here is that clasp after all. She left it for him oln the show-case, and he was too proud to take it away if he saw it Seven dollars! It is not worth more than five.” He opened ; aahe apoke, and taking a sharp instrument, tried the firmness of the gold. “It might have cost twenty dollars.— [independent in everything.] ALTOONA, PA., THURSDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1861. Ah ! what a star of diamonds within it ?” he exclaimed, as in working about with a point of steel he discovered the cavity.— “ Twelve large -diamonds of the purest water! This is indeed valuable,—Let me see—they are worth at least 8500. What a fool to ask so little ? No, no, she could not know its worth either, for she would not have let it go for so small a sum, or else asked for nearer its value. I suppose she was ignorant of the cavity, which I detected by accident. She has stolen it, and never will return for it.” “ Ah, ah,” Abraham Broochard, thou hast made a good evening’s work of it,” he said excitingly to hirixself. Then looking around among his shop to see if he was observed, he carefully, yet with a cheerful look, locked the, clasp in his private drawer, and taking out the key places it in his pocket. He had hardly done so, when Col. McHenry re-entered, and without speak ing or even looking at him, cast his eyes upon the show-case for the clasp j which he recollected, after going out, the young girl had laid down, but did not take up again, so he returned back for it. Abra ham Broochard was very busily engaged in replacing the watches in their doeskin coverings and preserved silence and igno rance. At length Col. McHenry spoke : “ That young person laid her clasp on this case, Sir- which I neglected to take up. It is a pity it should be lost, she valued it so highly.” “ The clasp, 0, I have not seen it Sir. She took it up again.” “ Did you see her ?” “ Yes. 0 yes, I had my eyes upon her, and said at the same time you’d never see your ten dollars or the clasp again.” The gentleman eyed him steadily an in stant, and then glancing around the show case again, as if in search of it, he quitted the shop. CHAPTER II Several days elapsed, and Col. McHen ry had quite forgotten the circumstances we have just narrated, when as he was leisurely passing along the street, he felt his sleeve suddenly pulled by some one -running behind him, and looking around he beheld, with a cheek glowing with the pursuit, the girl ho had seen at the gold smith’s. ' “ o,'sir, I am happy to have found you,” she said at once addressing Lim, as he stopped and with pleasure listened to her. “I was at length enabled to get my pay, and by other work have earned enough to repay the ten dollars you kindly gave me. You don’t know the good it did —the suf fering you relieved —the evil you timely averted. Here is the money, bir.” “ Nay, my good girl, I do not want it. I made you a present of it at the time, and did not expect you to return it. lam, however, glad to find you have a disposi tion to do so, and that I am not deceived in my estimation, of you.” “ You must take it,” she said, with in genuous earnestness, *‘l should be dis tressed to be under pecuniary obligations to an entire stranger. Besides, Sir, I should be very glad to have my clasp if you please.” <• Did you not take it from the case where you laid it down ?” he asked with much surprise and suspicion. “ No, Sir —indeed sir, I hope it is not lost. It was given me by by ” “ By a sweetheart,” added he smiling. ‘‘ He is now dead, Sir,” she added with overflowing tears. “ You do well to value it. I- did not take it up. Are you sure you left it there ?” “ Yes Sir, hoping that you would take it and keep it until I paid you the money.” “ Well, my child, I have not got it, but I believe the goldsmith has.” “ Let us go to him.” On their arrival at the shop, Mr. Broo chard denied having seen it since shs went out, and said he saw her take it with her and place it in her bosom as she, left the shop. The young lady turned pale, and was inconceivably distressed., « Come with me, and I will find the clasp for you,” said Col. McHenry, offer ing her his arm, and leaving the gold smith’s shop with her. “X do hope I shall find it, Sir,” she said, as they walked along. “It was Robert’s last gift. It was given him in Cuba by a rich lady whose life he saved by rescuing her from the water. He was a sailor, Sir, and had little to leave me but his memory and my clasp. Oh, Sir, if it is lost I shall never forgive myself for of fering to pledge it. But, Sir, our extrem ity was very great. Col. *HcHenry stopped with her at a justice’s office, and briefly and clearly made his complaint, and in a few minutes Mr. Brooohard was brought into the pres ence of the magistrate. He appeared to be in great trepidation, was pale as ashes, for he had been taken, without warning, j from behind the counter, leaving his shop in charge of his assistants. Col. McHen. ry and the young lady being sworn, de posed they had last seen the clasp on the show-case, where each went out and loft it. The former further affirmed that he had not gone three steps from the door before he returned and found it missing, and no one in the vicinity but the defendant. The goldsmith was then called up to ;bo sworn, as to his knowledge of the facts. He approached the stand where Use magis trate held the Bible, and laid his hand upon it with a perceptible tremor of his whole body: - but love of money was stronger than the fear of the law, and he took the oath. It appeared Us if he would sink through the floor when he took it, but the moment he was done he recovered his audacity. At this moment an officer, who, at the suggestion of Col. McHenry, had been pri vately despatched by the justice, 'with a search warrant to the shop of the gold smith, now entered, and placed something in the magistrate’s hand, after whispering to him. \ •< Bid you ever see this gold ornament before?" asked the magistrate,-holding up the gold clasp before the young lady’s ’ eyes. . « Oh, it’s my clasp!” she cried, spring ing forward. “ Yes—it is the same,” answered the Colonel. “And did you ever.see it before?” de manded the justice sternly, holding it in the direction of the goldsmith, wh6 had seen it at the first, and was appalled with fear and consternation. Instead of reply ing, he uttered a wild hysterical laugh, and fell at length in convulsions on -the floor. He was, a few weeks afterward, ■taken from his prison and tried for per jury; hut his reason forsook him, and instead oft the prison, he is now raving in a mad house. Thus was avarice and pat rimony, and indifference to the suffering of the poor punished in this life. The acts of this selfish man show all how ac quisitiveness, wrongfully directed, is fatal to its possessor. Col. McHenry proved to be a bachelor, and though a little turned of thirty, his heart was keenly alive to all the finer sen sibilities of our nature. He could feel too for the down trodden poor, and sympathize with the unfortunate. To this truth none could better attest than this young friend of the golden clasp; for ere two months had waned she rejoiced in the euphonic title of Mrs. Col. McHenry, surrounded with all the appearance of wealth that a grateful heart could enjoy or even wish. Her poor afflicted mother was well pro vided for, when she recovered her health and happiness. : Tue Cow Bell Dodge.— rebels ' have resorted to an ingenious way,of luring our men into their snares. It is known as the “ cow-bell dodge,” and it was yory suc cessful for a time, especially with newly arrived regiments, companies of which were placed on picket for the first time. Approaching within thirty or forty yards of our outposts and concealing themselves in the woods, they commence the irregu lar tinkle of a cow-bell. The uninitiated picket, not suspecting the ruse, and not reconciled to drinking his coffee without milk, goes out to obtain a supply from the supposed cow of some Virginia rebel, flat tering himself that he has got a ‘‘big thing on Secesh.” Not until he finds himself surrounded by a half dozen or so armed rebels does he learn his mistake. In Richmond are nearly a dozen of our sol diers who are probably now regretting their ready credulity and appetite for milk. An Indian Outruns all England. —•The Indian pedestrian, Dcerfoot, was challenged to contend against the three most-celebrated runners in England, viz: Mills, Brighton and White. The race be tween these men came' off on Monday, Sept. 22. Deerfoot appeared on the ground in a wolf skin with a feather in his head-band and tinklng belts around his waist. The Indian went to the front at the distance of a mile and a hajf, amid loud cheers. White then tried toie cover the lead, which he gained but failed tp retain, and at three miles bad to succumb. The remainder of the race between Mills and the Indian was very exciting. There was not a yard between the two at the seventh mile, wh?n the Indian forced the pace, and on commencing the eighths went right away. : The Indian finished at his leisure, and ran the ten miles in fifty-four minutes and a quarter. Youthful Prisoners ; or War.—, Among the prisoners captured by the reb els on steamer Fanny, and Chicamaoomaok, Hutteras Inlet, were George W. Garber and Hen ry Hines, of Lancaster, Pa. The former, who is about fifteen years of age, was an attendant of the Colonel of the In diana regiment which came so near being captured at Chicamacomack, the lat ter was au attendant of the Captain of the same regiment. Young Hines, whose age is given as sixteen, is not yet fourteen.— Both these youths are sops of very re spectable parents of that city, and about four weeks ago left home without the con sent of their parents. »Ike,”'said a rusty old heathen of the desk, “ bow do astronomers measure tie distance to son ?” «Yfhy,” replied the young genius, they calculate one fourth the distance* and then multiply by four.” The desk-worm fainted. EDITORS AND PROPRIETORS. SECESSION BABBAEITBM^ Two of three weeks agd adouple o/fien from an Illinois regiment in Misiwuai» started out to pass a fewhoura iq « scouting and hunting epzedition. Asthey did not return, a squad of soldier* was sent OQt Aw next day in search of them. After goidg a few mHes, the soldiers met a person wk 6 informed them that, at a place which ho named, he had seen two men UfcO tSodd they described fired on by a dozen snoods* siouists, who were prowling through Uudt region. They went to the place ana found one, and only one, of their lost comrades.' His legs and and arms had beeU out off and laid across each other ripen' his body; bis head severed from bis trunk, was'Sdf upright uponhis chest: and the figurel9, the number of his regiment, were marked 1 with his own blood upon his arm*. Dver the mutilated body of the victim, the sol diers knelt and swore an awful oath to take no prsoners. The secessionists are giv-‘ ing to this war a most apppUing chaprCtcf. As a contemporary justly remarks, the transforming power of the terrible evil wh'oh has broken out like some terribfe jietf.' tilcnce. among the people of the United States, converting individuals supposed to bo civilized into barbarians, seems (d have no likeness in history; the cruelties it has suddenly engendered can find no parallel except in that Sepoy rebellibn which made the Christian Worid shudder as its details became known.' A Dangerous Plaoe to Live —The l Union men who live in the regipn of Fall’s Church and Bailey’s Cntes Roads are now returning to geo a view of their old' possessions. Nearly all the buildings, arS destroyed, the most of them burned doWtf by lawless troops of the federal army. A Connecticut gentleman who owns a farm-house and small estate near Fall's' Church, rented it the last spring to'a loy al Virginian. He went over a day or two' since to look at his tenants. The family has remained in the dwelling through all the troubles of the picket Witt scarce a day has passed for a. ntonth that they have not witnessed sanguinaty scenes from their windows. The building lay between the pickets,-neither party ven turing to it. On one occasion a federal soldier, venturing down to the well for some water, and was shot down by a reb el bullet while drinking. There thO body remained for a day or two. The houSO’ itself has been pierced with bullets, blit none of the courageous family ed. Getting a Wedding Coat.—Ainotrg tbc anecdotes related by Dr. BuahncH*, in' his sermon at Litchfield, illustrative of* tup Age of Homespun, whs this: —One of the aged divines of that county, still living/ . was married during the Revolution, bat under singular difficulties. There was an obstacle to the wedding which seemed’ fit'-' surmountable. He had no wedding doit, nor was wool to be had to make one,.ahd it was in the dead of winter. Tdt air par ties were ready, and ho was anxious to bo married without delay. At last; the tooths er of the intended bride discovered the difficulty, and promptly had some of her sheep shorn and tewed up in hlankett' fa’ keep them warm, while of the wool she spun and wove a coat for her intended son-in-law. i Powder and Bales. —Let an'cient or modern history be produced they will not find a more heroic display than ' the reply of Yankee Staniogton to- the British'oom~ menders. The people weth piling the balls which the enemy had wasted, when 1 the foe applied to them : “We want balls; will yon sefi the at - ?” i Yankee Stonington replied: “We want powder; send ns powdery and we’ll return your balls.” The Comedy of Life. —The World is the stage; men arc the actors; the events of life form’ the pieee; fortune distributes’ the parts; religion governs' the - perfor mance; philosophers are the spectators'/ the opulent occupy the boxes';- the pdllre*" ful the amphitheatre; and - the pit iff for the unfortunate; folly composes the mu sic, and time lets fall the curtain. v I@- John J. Crittenden has giveii up all idea of “ compromising” to end too •war. He says we must have no half tray measures, but must for once demonstrate that we have a Government, by reducing rebellion to submission-, and punishing the ringleaders of tbemOUstrons crime. Winter Peovibions. —The Chinese are a queer people to 1 go. to A gentleman at Canton writes thata nergn bor of bis has jufit hud in h» winter pro visions—a hind quarter of a horse and two barrels of bull dogs. fanny Pern says that it ja frst “ sensible a move to get yithout courting, asrto attempt to snooced In bum* ness without advertising. ler Xbe philosopher Fmw «though s jnan without moheyM raim with nothing but fipooey »• *” P?®P or" ' ' ” (*. ft I, * . ♦ NO. 38- -Ky