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I’-Dteining simple remedlf* carily obtained for tho cur-'* ol Dirasea in oil Ita forms, with fall explanations of th** cuaiod nymptoms, diet, bathing find cxercko. Price C>o cl*. THE’ LADIES’ MEDIC AT, FRIEND, a;,ti the rniiioLoay ox m.U;kiaco family should W with vut them. They are illustrated with beautiful engravings, and contain the condensed • apeuoace of your.?. Aoots VfanTstp f'r the above work,-*, whucaarr.akeSl'-O & month, rfetul for a circular for agent*. To tbs* t-oung ot *-.lh ~o : - fuHVniig from peerrt habit?; of mind; lors of power; n-rvuUH debility; l“'S ofMght; ovak-ruhie>-; lov* of solitude; eruptions on the fu;e, 4c., io. Send bjorc it is t<-o hdc : before you ruftVr incurable damage to both body and mind. To FemV.e-8 who want Tnt\\ pU.iszut and sure iv-rnedier fus I r rcgulr.rlllf‘?, ObikruelloiH, V> lute?, Ac., .-oud to ut. 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Advertisement not marked with tho number of inser tions desired, will be continued tilf forbid and charged ac cording to the above terms. Cusincsf s notices five cent?? per Unefor every insertion. Obituary iiotiocs exceeding ten limm, fifty c*nt* a square |Nn). THE BRAVE AT HOME LY 1. ECCriA.SAN I-iAD The maid who bind* her warrior's sash, TVjth .snub: that well h->r {Kdn dissembles, The while beneath her drooping lash One starry tear-drop li-.ng> and trembles, Though Ili-awn alcn** the tear. And Fame rduU never know her frtorv. Her h*'art has nhod a drop as dear An over dewod tho Feld of gWry. The wiff who gird' hu=band*? ewurd, 'Mid little ones' w’no weep br wonder, And bravely speak* tlio cheering word, ■'Although her heart be rent asunder— Doomed nightly fu her dr-\ams to hoar The bolt* of war aroand'him rattle— Hath shed a* sacred blood ai o'er Wao pour-'d upon tho field of battle! in. The mother who conceals her grief, While to lie: breast her'son sho presses, Then breathes a fvw bravo word* and brief, Kissing the patriot brow she bUsacs, With no one but-her secret Cod, To know ilm pain that weighs upon her, Shed* holy blood as e'er the *od Received on Freedom’* field of honor! Home’, July, 1301. Select Ipsallim]). S. DE. KAY’S ACCOUNT OF THE BATTLE, The following is the'account given by S. De Kay, the Louisville Courier’s cor respondent, of the battle of the Manassas. It will be observed that he was under the impression that.Ucn, Pattersons division had reached the field of battle. In a let- ter written two or three days earlier than this, he savs Gen. Johnston’s army was ordered to,Manassas, because Gen. Patter son had marched with his column to help M'Dowell. The correspondent seems to have been confused by the rumors of the camp. The Southern general officers un questionably knew how the ease stood. — The Cuvrier’s correspondent speaks of the battle as having boon nearly lost by the South at one time; and he admits that the slaughter in the Southern ranks was ter rible. It was not the good fortune of your cor respondent to be'in the engagement, that portion of General Johnston s army to which the Kentucky battallipn is attached having been detained at Piedmont by a railroad accident. We reached the field of battle just as the victory had been gained, and only bad the mingled satisfac tion and sorrow of joining in the huzzas and uniting in the sadiameutations. The battle opened on Sunday morning about five o’clock, near Bull Bun, some four miles from Manassas: Junction, the Icd erals advancing with an immense column fifty-four thousand strong, under Gen. M’Dowell. The engagement was not gen eral, the artillery only playing at intervals until seven o’clock, when the firing of cannon and musketry became very hot, and the action was fairly opened. "Don't LIKE YANKEE TRICKS. Here an unfortunate mistake for a time threw our line into confusion. The Yan kees, infamous in their tricks of war as well as trade, advanced a large column headed by the Confederate Flag, and when within forty yards opened a deadly fire upon the Fourth Alabama Regiment.— This caused a retreat, which the South Carolinians observing, they opened upon the Alabamians, thinking them enemies, and nearly decimated their ranks. About the same time General Beauregard heard heavy firing several miles to the right, and immediately went with our main body to the scene of the supposed conflict. But this was another decoy. The Yan kees had sent a largo quantity of ordnance, with only men sufficient to' man the guns, | so as to attract the attention of our forces from the main point of attack. Quickly discovering the ruse, Beauregard double quieked his troops to the former battle field, from which wo bad been driven buck some two miles. Now came the tug of war. ■ - !s THE FORTUNES 01’ THE DAY AGAINST US. Thu fortunes of the day were evidently apainst us. Some of our best officers had .ii. c. reus, CM 10 00 14 00 io -pa 14 ua co oo 25 00 40 00 1 75 ALTOONA, PA., THURSDAY, AUGUST 8, 1861. been slain, and the flower of our army lay strewn upon the field, ghastly in death or gaping with wounds. The cannona ding at noon is described as terrific. It was an incessant roar, for more than two hours —the havoc and devastation at this time being fearful. McDowell, with the aid of Patterson’s division of 20,000, had very nearly outflanked us, and were just in the act of possessing themselves of the railway to Richmond. Then all would have been lost. B.ut most opportunely — I may say Providentially—at this jucture, Gen. Johnston, with the remnant of his division re-appeared and made one other desperate struggle to obtain the vantage ground. Elsey’s brigade of Marylanders and Virginians led the charge, and right manfully did they execute the work. — Gen. Johnston himself led the advance, and wild with delirium his ten thousand advanced in hot haste upon three times their number. Twice was Sherman’s bat tery, that all day long had proven so de structive, charged and taken, and our men driven back. The third time, Virginians, Carolinians, Mississippians and Louisian ian?, captured the great guns, and main tained their position. JEFF. DAVIS APPEARS ON THE FIELD. About the pieces tbe dead and wounded lay five deep, so protracted and deadly had been the struggle. Now hope again dawned upon us, and just as the tide seemed turning in our favor, another good omen illuminated the fortunes of the day that at times seemed so ill-starred. Ri ding in a half column along our lines was a single horseman with hat in hand, wa ving to the men, and speaking brief words of encouragement. By intuition all knew that this was President Davis, and such a shout as made the welkin ring arose —a shout, of joy and defiance. The Presi dent had just arrived by special .train from Richmond, and Providence appeared to be with us again. The contest was no longer doubtful. As I beard one of our officers say, “ our men could have whipped legions of devils.'’ The word “Onward !” was given—Da vis, bareheaded, in the van. No more lingering ■or dallying. It was a grand and sublime onset of a few determined sons of liberty against the legions of des potism. The lines of the enemy were broken, their columns put to flight, and until after dark the pursuit was continued. The rout was complete. Off scampered the Yankees, throwing away guns, knap sacks, clothing, and everything that could retard their progress. Thus was the day won, and the long bright Sabbath closed, a lovely full moon looking down calmly and peacefully upon the bloodiest field that the Continent of America ever wit nessed. DEEP SORROW AT THE LOSS, Our loss is fully Iwo thousand killed and wounded. Among the killed arc Gen. Bee, of South Carolina, Gen. L. K. Smith, Gen. Bartow, of'Georgia, Colonel Moore and the Alabama field officers, Col. Fisher, and the North Carolina field offi cers! Adjutant Branch of Georgia, and a host of other leading men. Thomas G. Duncan, of Nelson county, Ky., was in the fight, and was shot through the left shoulder. His wound is not dangerous. Col. Barbour, of Louisville, Capt. Meni fee and Shelby Coffee, of Kentucky, were in the hottest of the fight. This is a sad day. The rain is pouring in torrents. — The killed and wounded are being brought in by hundreds, and a gloom pervades all hearts, that even the sense of our great victory cannot relieve. An Aitecting Incident.—Two gen tlemen named Buck, one of whom lives in Massachusetts, the other in New York, having sons in the South, and hearing that a°young roan of their name had been taken prisoner, came on to Washington, and obtained permits to visit the jail.— Curiously enough, they met at the door, and entered together. The Massachu setts man instantly recognized his son a prisoner, and foil insensible at his feet.— After he had recovered from the shock, the son told him he was teaching school in Virginia, and, when the war broke out, was impressed into the Hebei service, at the point of the bayonet, and would gladly expiate his involuntary treason by serving as a private in the National Army. Sena tor Wilson, who is interested in the case, will doubtless take measures for the re lease of this victim of Southern terrorism. A Capture and an Incident.—A curious incident occurred in connection with the capture of the Secession prize Enchantress. As the gun boat Albatross approached her, she “fought shy,” and when hailed replied that she was “ from Nowburyport, bound for Santa Cruz.’ At this moment the negro cook appeared on the gunwale, crying out as he leaped into the sea with uplifted hands; “For God’s sake, save me, Captain! she’s a se cesher, bound to Charleston!” A boat was immediately lowered to save the ne gro and board the brig. On, examining her papers it was found that herreply to the hail was true, but she was a prize to the “ Jeff Davis,” and had a prize crew on board. Her cargo is first-class assorts*’ gijc.h. suitable for the Union armv. [independent IN EVERYTHING.'] A DEFENCE OP BED TAPE. A "Washington correspondent of the New York Commercial Advertiser comes to the rescue of “ red tape,” in the follow ing cogent terms; My experience and observation in camp life has converted me to a belief in “ red tape.” I sec that red tape is nothing xnoro or less than a strict enforcement of rules, made by honest and wise officers, on sound principles of action. I see that red tape holds an army from going to pieces, lost iu a pathless forest of new particulars. I see, that red tape safely guides each man through a labyrinth, I sec that red tape ties the hands of uncounted numbers who might be tempted to defraud. I see that red tape checks any who might feel inclined to exact just a little more than is right. I see that red tape holds back an army from sinking into unexplored depths of corruption. Red tape takes a great deal of time, but it is time worth less than the order it ensures, or the money it saves. Red tape is annoying to the individual, but annoyance is more easily endured than disorder or disgrace. A volunteer who has always managed his own business at home successfully, rapidly and independently, finds it hard to be brought up short at every turn by. a little piece of red tape. It is bard.—- He grumbles dreadfully, if, indeed, he does not indulge in more unseemly vitu peration. I wish he would picture to himself an Administration without red tape. I think he would afterwards en dure his little piece of the slandered ar ticle with patience, and even with respect and approval. It was hard for mo to consume a day in getting some hay and oats for “ Ban ner.” I saw an abundance of hay, but it was all safely tied up m red tape. I dis cerned uncounted bags of oats, but each bag was tied with red tape, aud enclosed with a cordon of red tape. But when I learned by experience that the using up of a day was partly from my own igno rance—when I saw that the forms through which I was forced to go, aud the dupli cate papers I was obliged to make out, the orders I must obtain, and the receipts I must give, were each and all necessary protections to hundreds of thousands of dollars invested by Uncle Sam in provis ion for thousands of horses, I cheerfully submitted to the red tape, and I have been a happier, a better a'nd wiser mau in consequence. By the merest accident, says the New Orleans Delia of July 25th, Newport News was prevented from being taken by General Magrudcr, a few weeks since.— A gentleman who arrived here from Vir ginia on Monday, and who, as an amateur soldier, while on a visit to the Yorktown Peninsula, threw himself into the com mand of Col. Dreus, who was then living, and had secured the regard and confidence of Gen. Magruder, by his daring, his en terprise and his prudence, gives us the following particulars of the plan and its results : Late in the evening the gallant Dreux was summoned to the presence of the General, and ordered to have his battalion ready to march at eleven o’clock. His command was under arms at the appointed minute, and he found, beside him, other corps swelling the column to two thousand men. It was a dark, dreary night, heavy rain falling, and was chosen as singularly favorable to the expedition. The march of many miles was made without a mur mur, the men trudging over a miry road, drenched with rain. As day was about ,to dawn, the General found himself be fore the formidable works of the enemy. All his anticipations were realized thus far, and his whole plan was successful. He had not met a single picket to alarm the garrison. Ho was within musket-shot of the foe, and that, too, at the very hour when the soldiers slumbers are the heavi est. Everything boded a splendid suc cess. The column was divided into two divisions to attack the stronghold on both flanks. General Magruder took command of one division, and the other was assigned to Gol. Dreux. The signal for assault was about to be given, when one of the guides accidentally dropped his gun, the charge of which exploded and alarmed the enemy. The long roll was immedi ately beat inside. With the force the General had, it would have been madness to make tho attack upon a prepared ene my. The fort could only have been taken by surprise. Foiled in that, our troops were rc-uniled, and, being withdrawn a short distance, battle was offered in the open field. Although the enemy was twice or thrice as strong as our little army, the challenge was declined, and tho Gen eral retraced hia steps —his well devised scheme frustrated, as has been the ease . with many an enterprising and gifted sol i ! dier, by an untoward trifle, a] ' —— : A Revelation from the South. 501. Now if' the time to- adverthe. A Literal ‘ Marriage of Convenience.’ The Observateur Beige tells the follow ing story, which, if not new, is still old enough to bear reviving, especially at a season when office-seekers are so put to their mettle that no hint of methods can be thrown away : “ The grandfather of the present King of Holland one day received a visit from a young man who requested to bo appoin ted as successor to a notary ,deceased on the previous day. The King said: “The notary has left nothing for his widow, with the exception of some half dozen children to bring up; the person who succeeds to the office must do: something for her. There was a candidate here some minutes before you came, who offered her a pension of four hundred francs a year, which is very little.’ ‘I will give her four hundred florins sire.’ ‘Well, we shall see. Come again in a week.’ The young man was punctual to his appoint ment. ‘lt appears,’ said the King, ‘ that the connection is a good one; your com petior now offers to give the widow five hundred florins a year.’ ‘Well, sire, I will give six hundred florins.’ ‘ Come again in a week; he who makes the most liberal offer shall have the office.’ At the third audience the other: competitor had advanced to eight hundred florins, but our young man declared that such generosity would be ruinous, and that he could not offer so much. ‘I venture, however, to ask your majesty to grant me the favor of suspending your decision for a week longer.’ “The delay was granted;, but when the young man came for the fourth time, His Majesty could not help saying, with some impatience: ‘lt is useless, sir, to say anything more. Your rival has not hesitated to offer a pension of a thousand florins; will you do as much for the wid ow?’ ‘I beg your pardon, sire, I will do more; lam about to marry her. Here is her written consent.’ King William was so much diverted with this place hunting expedient that ho determined the Queen should immediately share his amusement, and the hero of the adven ture accordingly had the honor of relating all the particulars to their Majesties, who laughed most heartily at the story. The model place-hunter afterwards became an exceedingly successful man in his busi- ness.” Exhaustion of Talk:— How long the lamp of conversation holds out to burn between two persons only, is curiously set down in the following passage from Count Gonfallioner’s account of his imprison ment : “ Fifteen years I existed in a dungeon ten feet square. During sis years I had a companion; during nine years I was alone. I never could rightly distinguish the face of him who shared my captivity in the eternal twilight of bur cell. The first year we talked incessantly together; we related our past lives, our joys forever gone, over and over again. The next year we communicated to each other our thoughts and ideas on all subjects. The third year wo had no ideas to communi cate ; we were beginning to lose the power of reflection. The fourth, at the interval of a month or so, we would- open our lips to ask each other if it were possible that the world went on as gay and bustling as when wo formed a portion of mankind. — The fifth wo were silent. The sixth he was taken away, I never knew where, to execution or liberty. But; I was glad when he was gone; even, solitude was bettor than that pale, vacant face. One day (it must have beyi a year or two after my companion left mo) the dungeon door was opened, whence proceeding I knew not; the following words were uttered : “ By order of his Imperial Majesty I in timate to you that your wife died a year ago.” Then the door was shut, and I heard no more; they had but flung this great agony upon me and left me alone with it.” Abernethy and ms; Match. — A lady on one occasion entered his consult ing room, and put before him an injured finger, without saying a word.' In silence Abernethy dressed the wound, when in stantly and silently the lady put the usual fee on the table, and retired. In a few days she called again, and,offered the fin ger for inspection. “Better?” asked-the surgeon. “ Better !” answered the lady, speaking for the first timei Not another word followed during the rest of the in terview. Similar visits made, at the last of which the paticnt hcld her finger perfectly healed. “Well?” was Aberne thy’s monosylahic inquiry. “ Well 1” was the lady’s answer. “ Upon my soul, madam,” exclaimed the surgeon, “you are the most rational woman . 1 ever met with /” lB@b.The following is supposed to des cribe the “ Dixie” whose praise is grow ing universal: Oh is not this a happy land— With wine upon the toes? Whore pot-pies smoke in six quart pans. And dumplings grow on trees! Where Nature’s lessons msy be rend, In every babbling brook ! Where bumble-bees don't shej e -hep, i And snuley cows don’t book ? EDITORS AND PROPRIETORS. VERY FIGURATIVE. Two young students, while taking a walk one evening, got into a dispute con* corning the solution of an arithmetical problem. The dispute grew warm and our students were on the point of settling the question with their fists, when they arrived at a miserable little shanty; so, thinking that “ wisdom is often found beneath tatters,” the students entered at the broken gate, which swung indepen dently on one hinge, and, accosting a boy “all tattered and torn,” who was feeding a dirty pig before the gate, one of them asked: