sins in the praise of ■ CATO.VS 2 CQHDIAZ,. 1 ,h,,t ' v! “‘ we eayn’tjjjf IG OX OPIATE v Yos hyrciKoeing, the Tby itraiteuilli/ its sensihss**~~ 3 ib-rlfu* the only n 1 l.miEX TeeTHIXo, Dt.lßßn^ Memrr of tiie s^ 4 ’ n. and Cuoip. also fyr tqfat' nrui.'.on regulating the '/mil- being an unli-tpatt^: ‘7? “J “ n «"•« of Co^Kx r thr . h S e «>«l health oJyZjl I! .hr,in those tail and ufnkX** mt,i result from the nh'l.Jnr PtifrctlylmimlcM. ,J V;V .’■ ><:«, i 5 COW,. “.Si p 1 repnreil only by “** '' (in:i:cn 4 dui’ont ’• • | ‘ )!> ilroadwuy, New-Vork. in VZI^D -:m.o resent ini element*, nnd ■uu., Anelyee ,l.e •;niiui|itii)ii, Liver Complaint. IJntl In luclnjs--Cto»niU£r for litfp.Essiox or.St'ißita 1 MKOMC CoMfLAIMM. nt-1.1., L i: n v.miil Xekvovj ftst>»ni£ i\t«. No. 3 ft>rJ)Tmj4u>T '■■rj.tViK It is TAKES OTiDtOM lot- circulation, strtliat' wbA '' ; r,,r >’wia« Imact** Ac. geo special i t loss, Xo. 6. In all cases,tlio du I'nce of the if, W Hod onntcu JtjburoxT,-- l'.;i 11 h>n 1 1 way, Nc \r-York, i-lplfii, umUi. ll.KKYaiaij I'. Murray, IMUditytliurg. llirmighgut tho c^Jutry. FUliii «• National , »| SAFETY' m TRUST ■" r ■■. 5 Company. r>—national A X V.— *^|U6 ES., . and in any atiKmht,larg« i'.iill for money front.lhedaj' I oack in 0018, whenever it IWrcuinrt, Adminiitratorx, 1' >irc to liave Jt In a place of eat von be obtained for it. ■i de|>o»ltors in Invested In ioixd.rksis, and tuck other rler direct*. fnnu 0 till 5 o'clotikVandon' /dock iu tbo ereuing. e FroaiJcut, OBS. . VIUNCIS Les. F. C-UlßflU. UREWSISB, JOSEPH 11. B.IRRT, ' ' Jofccu Yebbss. j ■ . llc.MtV DirFEMiEKFCa. Corner of Third St.Phila- April 14th, ’59-ly. IDE—BEING A named persons. both male “ri'lajgljJjSta hg thr , i, and the pri.- including’ nil the new dl*-j n t!:•• Ihiglhh language, by !• ally a valuable and lilter •!-.m language for the gcne ): numerous Engravings.— contemplating roar i.p diim-nt married Itlir, e-'crets that every one i: 1 1 is n I».ok that rohst ho ■ iii'ii'c It will bo aeotito t'-iln- ■vnt.< in specie or Iw I'M. VOU.VtI, No.llßgpruce 1 1 UiTIIXATE—Xt> matter a ■ von place yon reelf under ri tii ipincks—native or ; t?r-’ iny other |>aper, get a.copy and read it carefully.' It many a dollar, jour health a on any of the diseases do ii- oiliri*. No/410 Spruce St-‘ [Apr.! 2,’6(f.-iyp*>tr. WATCH AND ANT, y SI I«)Ve fu-ge n-.ortnient of Gold ■ a . Engli-di and Swiss mnn ■■l ntake*>, Iti addition to i ml pindmade to order)at*' Iv.-rand Silvr Plated w«M> i,.• r; t of such poods tie are ;i an.l Jewelry Store. ,l t!io«,- of the.snbscnbM', hv. are invited to call. anil, i r tli- if money. A* lam goixis will be sold yery ■ o’-.,' - is the motto of tm* MIS K. BROOM ALL,; ’ .nm-rly O. Connul. '\ ir. of Quarry, rbllada. GAZETTE-^ t'i im." ami Criminals is fir . lv circulated throughont ;1 ; (Heat Trials, Criminal ■*■ll thomjim*, togcthetWW I-. nut tu be fouudlnanj. urn; jl for six mouths, to, . Mi,mid write their natpos r i i." tli. v reside plainlyV MAXSELL&CO., V Vuik Police (iaietto. Aim rorkCtty. T FOll SALE.— u*, I..r*ler r ,:„iw rind obtain fprttef yA^M.^cCUlii^v- LAX niIVA^K I, [ A |>ril -0, ■;. NTY MUX.UAXi ,( V.—Tlio nmlorSilfßMf ■'- .’,' liiMimnc-e . U i. V owl ofo?^-. t i s rtfiuiouablb ■ eUUKMAKW 1 * Jfffi---.-. ' ■ , * , 1 i i ' • ■ . McCRUM & UERN, VOL. 5. New grocery and liquor STORK. —The undersigned would beg leave to an nounce to the citizens of Blair county and vicinity that ho bus opened his now Store on Virginia, strut, thru doors below the Superintendent's Office, where he has Just received ■from the East and West a largo assortment of Foreign and Domestic Liquors, consisting as follows: ■MHK French Otard Brandy, Cognac Brandy, Peach Brandy, Cherry Brandy, Old Burgundy Wine, Old Port ITtne, Jamaica Rum , Holland Gins Old Rye Whiskey, Mononyahela Whiskei/, and ’■ Rhine Wine, ' which lie has himself imported. Retailers of Liquors and Farmers will find it to their adruutage to buy of him. as be will sell at CITY PRICES, lie will aUo keep constantly on hand an assortment of GROCERIES, Such at Flour . Bacon, Salt, Fixh, Tobacco, Se garx, Sgntp, Sugar, Coffee, £c., ,jc., All of wliich will be sold cheap for casli or Country Produce. Our friends and the public generally are respectfully in vited to give us a call before purchasing elsewhere. Altoona, May 26,1859,-tf De Forest, Armstrong & (Jo., DRY GOODS MERCHANTS, 75, 77, 79, 81, 83 & 85 Duane St., NEW YORK, WOULD NOTIFY THE TRADE that they are opening Weekly, in new and beau tiful patterns, the WAMSUTTA PRINTS, AMOSKEAGr, A New Print, which excels every Print in the Country for perfection of execution and design in full Madder Colors. Our Prints are cheaper than any in market, ami meeting with extensive sale. Orders promptly attended to. Feh’y 2,1800.-1 y Literary Emporium and News Depot CONFECTIONARY, SEGAR, TOBACCO, JEWELRY & VARIETY STORE. The subscriber continues to keep constantly on hand ail thebest literary papers and periodicals, daily iiapers from Philadelphia, UeV York and Pittsburgh, together with a good assortment of Hooks. All the School Hooks used in this place and vicinity always on hand. Also, a choice lot of Confectionaries, and knick knacks of all kinds for children. Also: the best 'Tobacco A JSegars to bo had in town, together with a fine assortment of Cold and Silver Pencils, Gold Kings and other articles of Jewel ry. Call and examine. H. KKTTXXGKR. Altoona, July 2S, 'CO-Iy. Ko. 1 Altoona I lonic. r ANDS! LANDS!,! LANDS!!!. J J The undersigned is prepared to locate LAND WAR RANTS in the Omaha and Nebraska City Land Offices.— Good selections can now be made near the large streams mid settlements. The Lands of this loiritory, now in Market, are of the best quality. Selections carefully made. Letters of inquiry re hU'-sted. . ALEX. F. McKINNEY, Oeeapous, Cass County, N. Ter. July U, 1809.-tf REFERENCES: Hot. A. B. Clark, Altoona, Pa. Wm. M.-Llovd &. Co„ Bankers, Altoona, Pa. McCrcji A Bern, Editors, “ , Tnos. A. Scott, Snpt. P. K. K., « D. McMitrtrir, Esq, llnntingilon, Pn. W. M. LLOYD & CO., , ALTOOXA, PA., JOHNSTON, JACK & CO., (Late “ Bell , Johnston, Jack Co."’) Drafts on th? principal Cities, and Silver and Gobi for sale.- Collect ions made. Moneys received on deposite, payable on demand, without interest, or upon time, \vilh interest at fair rates. Feb. 3d,1859. S. M. WOODKOK, ATTORNEY AT LAW, ALTOONA, BLAIR CO., PA., 1 TmLL PRACTICE IN THE SEVE- T ? RAL Courts of Blair, Cambria and Huntingdon counties. , Haying had several years’ experience in the practice of the Law, he expects to merit pnblic patronage. Office on ANNIE STREET, 3 doors above the Post Office. Sept. 0, ISCO.-f f. American Life Insurance and Trust Go. Capital Stocky! $500,000. Oniony Building, Walnut Si., S. E. corner of Fourth Viola. B. F. ROSE. AG:SST, ALTOONA, THE usuAL MUTUAL rates. ?va^ T oo I . N .JJ? TOCK KA TES, AT ABOUT 20 PERCENT. FST t’ic°sh ABSTINANCE RATES, THE LOW H T J. N e T rw J i,l V °„ laD - A. WHILLDIN, PraH. J- C. SIMMS, Sec’y. [Oct. 27th, 1859-ly., P- ». GOOD, M. D. J. M OEMMIIX, X. 0 T)RS. GOOD & GEMMILL HAV ° entc S ll ., i “ to Partnership in the Practice of in rc fP ectrul 'y leader their services to the Public in tite several branches of their Profession. ■ b f » DSWC rcd cither day or night at tUoir office . Jv.j “ the same os.heretofore occupied by Drs. Hirst - °r at the Logau House. - April 21st, 18593 m ' , ■roots and shoes.—THE UN-' h “* now on'hand and will II cheap at his store in the Masonic Tom- l|flk A\n com I l,ete assortment of COOTS Oi*r.h%2 i ’ . rcady madc > or n »ade to order, m Udlo l . i?auilals . P M» 1 Shoe*, Cork thi w d e ’;'; rythi “B to I'is lino ofbnslnewTof emtonf warrantcrL llo mo9t ***>“«• term*. All Jan. 2, >56-tf.] Doot and Herb Doctor, QP PHILADELPHIA, HAS LEFT nsfeu°rem^“ k f Mp, ; utalll »* fo r • BOW supply«fEwts. an J «“» he consulted at John WoSfs 19tM^ r oMWe°n n i ho *1? hf November and bn the eoveral rnoolb. tK l>er 'w A 801 on ® day {l * each mouth for this ri ,! r b thereafter, notice of which will lie given in &sauB». y > DH.W.LEYXNGSTON. TteAlft C OUNTY INSURANCE undersigned. Agent of the.Blais \ tiniM «nan }3’ ut uutauonable rotes™ any Co PSny *Re state. Office with .Bell, Johnston,' Jiu* A j*>V2r, *59-tf ®*’ ? : /Igent. ®- BITTNER, AF?t X roS- ON DENTIST. UpS CE m MASONIC TKM dS*A Student wanted. [Dec. 23, ’58,-tf. cambuon he. G;^» a Lw «B? N INBTOa sce ; ®«sati^gvs»ssas *•?* W, 1859. hi* offlee to Anna St. ■ • -JOMM BUOJJMAKJSII, Agent. LOUIS PLACK ALSO TUB nOLLIDA YSBUJtG, PA., J. SHOEMAKER. VALUABLE GIFTS WITH BOOKS GEORGE G. EVANS’ Original Clift Book Enterprise. The largest in the world; permanently located at 439 Chest nut Street, Philadelphia. SIXTH YEAR OK TUB ENTERPRISE, Having purchased the spacious Iron Building, No. 439 ■ Chestnut Street, and fitted it up with every convenieuce to facilitate my business, particularly tliat v brauch devoted to COUNTRY ORDERS; and haring a larger capital than any other party invested in the business, I am pow prepared to oiler greater advantages and better gifts than over to my customers. I will furnish any book (of a moral character) published in the United States, the regular price of which is One Dollar or upwards, and give a present worth from .50 cents to $lOO with each book, and guarantee to give perfect sat isfaction, as I am determined to maintain the reputation already bestowed upon my establishment. Strangers Visiting Philadelphia are invited to call and judge for themselves. A Splendid Sei of Jeioelry, Or ahy other fchoico articles enumerated in the T.lst of Oifts can do so by acting ns an Agent for this establishment. Any perron, in any port of the country, can he air Agent sfmpiy by forminga club, sending a list, of Books, and re mjtting the amount of money required for thd same. . send which contains all tho desirdd in iormatfon relative to agencies and the formation of clubs t and to Insure prompt and honorable dealings, address all orders to . * - v • T TOE HEAD QUARTERS OF . Or EOR a E G . EVA. NS, noiisrpoi or xai ointet Aim * ! LARGEST GltT BOOK ENTERPRISE nrta*woMJ», Permanently located lit Km, 439 Chestnut Street. Phlleda. Kept 6, 180 p.-om. » . * ; • Card. BSND TO PHILADELPHIA ALTQDNA, PA., THURSDAY, JANUARY 24, 1861. Great work on the horse. THBHORSB AND HIS DISEASES: Bv Robert Jennings, >. S., Professor of Pathology and Operative Sur !?»-?- eterin W College'of Philadelphia, etc., etc. Tell lou of the Origin, History and distinctive traits of the various breeds of European, Asiatic, African and American Horses, with the physical furmaton and peculiarities of the animal, and how to ascertain his age by the number and condition of his teeth? illustra ted with numerous explanatory engravings. J IIiJ HORSK AND HIS DISEASES niUTeU lou of Breeding, Breaking, Stabling, Feeding, Grooming. Shoeing, and the general,man agement of tile hor.se, with the best modes of administering medicine, also, how to treat biting, kicking, rearing, shying, stumbling, crib biting, restlessness, and. other vices to • which ho is subject; with numerous ex . plauatory engravings. : JHE lIOItSE AND .lIIS DISEASES »M2ell lou of the causes, symptoms, and treatment of strangles, sore throat, distemi>er, catarrh, v . influenza, bronchitis, pneumonia, pleurisy, : broken wind, chronic cuugb, roaring and whistling, lampas, sore mouth and ulcers, and decayed teeth, with other diseases*of the mouth and respiratory organs. THE HORSE AND HIS DISEASES , HIM Tell lou of the causes, symptoms and treatment of ; worms, hots, colic, strangulation, stony can ; cretious, ruptures, palsy, diarrhoea, 'jaun dice, liepatirrboca, bloody nriuc, stones in \ the kidneys and bladder, inflammation and other diseases of the Stomach, bowels, liver and urinary organs.' THE HORSE AND HIS DISEASES Will Tell lou of the causes, symptoms and treatment of bone, blood and bog, spavin, sweeuie, ring bone, strains, broken knees, wind gulls, founder, solo bruise atid gravel, cracked hoofs, scratches, canker, thrush and corns; also, of megrims, vertigo, epilepsy, staggers and other diseases of the feet, legs and head. . THE HORSE AND lIIS DISEASES WiR Tell lon of the causes, symptoms and treatment i*f , fistula, poll evil, glanders, farcy, fcanet fe ver, mange, surfeit, locked jaw, rheumatism, cramp", galls, diseases of the eye and heart, Ac., Ac., Ac., and how to manage castration, , bleeding, trephinning, rowoliug, firing, her nia, amputation, tapping; and other surgi cal operations. Irr .„ „, THE horse and his diseases Tell lou of Harey’s method of taming horses; how to approach, halter, or stable a colt; how to accustom, a horse to strange sounds and sights, and how to bit, saddle, ride and break him to harness; also, the form and law of ■\VAHRAKrif. The whole being the result of more than fifteen years’ careful study of the habits, peculiarities, wants and Weaknesses , . of this noble and useful animal. The hook contains 084 pages, appropriately illustrated by nearly One Hundred Engravings. It is printed in a clear aha open type, and will be furnished to any address, postage paid, on receipt of price, half bound, *I,CO, or, in cloth, extra, $1,20. $lOOO A YEAR f a " bt> made b >’ rnterpris ing men everywhere, in selling the above, ami other popular works of ours, Our inducements to nil such are exccediugly liberal. J? or copies of the book, pr for terms to agents, with other iiifurmatiou, apply to or address „ „ JOHN E. POTTER, Publisher. Aov. 8.-0 m .No. 817 Sunsom Street, Philadelphia, Pa. The people’s coo£ book. MODERN COOKERY in -nil its branches, by Miss Eliza Autos. Carefully revisediby Sir*. S. J. litre it Tells--You How to choose all kinds of meat. poultVy, ami game, with all the various and most approv ed modes of dressing and cooking beef and pork ; also the best and almplcst'way of sait _ , ing, pickling and curing the same. It Tells Tou All the various and most approved modes of dressing, cooking, and boning mutton, lamb, ( veal, poultry, and game of all kinds, with' the different dressings, gravies, and stuffings ; _ appropriate to each. it Tells You How to chons.), clean, and jireservc Fish of al 1 kinds, and how to sweeten it when tainted: also all the various and most approved modes of cooking, with the different dressings,saucc3' . and flavorings appropriate to each. ■ it Tdls You All the various and most approved piodes of ' preparing over fifty different kinds of Meat, Fish. Fowl, Game, and Vegetable Soups, ■ Broths, ana Stews, with the Relishes and Seasonings appropriate so each. II Tells You All the various and most approved modes of cooking Vegetables of every description, also how to prepare Pickles. Catsups and Curries of all kinds. Potted Meats, Fish, Game, Mush rooms, ,lc. It Tells You All the various and most approved modes of preparing and cooking all kinds of Plain npd Fancy Pastry, Puddings, Omelettes. Fritters, Cakes, Confectionary, Preserves, Jellies, and Sweet Disheti of every dcstription. it Tells You Ail tho various aud most approved modes of .1 making Bread, Busks. Muffins, and Biscuit, ■ the best method of preparing coffee, Choco-- lato, and Tea, and how to make Syrups, Cor . dials, and IVlnes of various kinds. Jt TUs You How to set'out and ornament a Table, how to Carve all kinds of Kish, Flesh or Fowl, and in short, how toko simplify the whole Art of ’ Cooking os to bring the choicest luxuries of the table within cvcrybod’s reach. Tho book contains 418 pages, and upwards offwelvc hun dred. Recipes, all of which are the results of actual experi ence hatting been fully and carefully tested under the per- of the writers. It is printed in;a clear ami Open type, is illustrated with appropriate en-. gravings, and will be forwarded to any address, neatly bound, ami postage paid, on recipt of the price, $l.OO, or in cloth, extra, §1.25. I $lOOO A YEAR cn " ,M ' m,ulo b ->' cntpr P r >- ... , , sing men everywhere, in selling tho above work, our inducements to all such bcimr very liberal. For single copies of the Book, or for terms to agents, with other information, apply to or address JOHN E. I’OTTEK, Publisher. ; No. 017 Sansan Street, Philadelphia, Pa. Nov. 7; ’CO.-Om. , COWFECTIOSERT AND OYSTER SALOON. THE SUBSCRIBER WOULD In form the citizeiis of Altoona and vicinity that his CONFECTIONERY, NUT and FRUIT STORE, is always supplied with the very beat articles to be had, and in great variety,. Jlc has also an OYSTER SALOON attached to ids store, in which he will servo up PRIME OYSTERS, in all styles. . Ho has always on hand a lot of. .... CHOICE MINCE MEAT. He is at all times prepared to supply cakes, candies, Ac.,- for pic-nics arid other parties. He invites a share of pub lic patronage, believing that bo can render fall sutisiuction foall. - Remember, Uis'siorenmi saloon is on Virginia street, two' doors ,below Patton’s Hall. OTTO ROSSI. HOIjJSE, SIGN AND OENAMENT \A£ PAINTING.—MESSRS. KEYS & WALSH ro SomaliklniU ,l^‘'^ n * :C 10 tlk*y ure prepared to ' HOUSE, SIGN AND ORNAMENTAL PAINTING, to awOrkipaiillkc maimer nod at low prices." They nlaokeep constantly on hand and for sale, at lowest prices, QIL, GLASS, PUTTY & PAINTERS’ TOOLS; also, glasses, stained a engraved WINDOW GLASS, LOOKING GLASS &. PICTURE FRAMES, GILT AND ROSEWOOD MOULDINGS, GARVEp & ORNAMENTAL GILT FRAMES. nt A. Roush’s Drug Store, Altoona, will receive prompt nttention. • ; ® ’ iprS s" Sro^ wy * trcct ’ Pa - T EVI'S PREPARATION FOR KX -IRATS’. S P CE » BOACHES, ANTS, and danger In its tree under at y circnmstnu era fur salcat the Dn>£ Store of ' “ - Jan. 21,’60-tf] • , ! :G. W. KESSLER- X?OR SALE.—A HOUSE AND 1 OT. X desirably located In the Borough of Altoona. Apply » ' ■ Uii. „ i, JOHN SHOEMAKER. AUoona,Feh.9,lBCo.-tf. , II WO; SMALL HOJJSEg AN# LOTS X *r*d«. Apply to JOHN SroemaMer. 8«pt.20,1860-tf. .. . At: thePMt Offlcc., A LL THE STANDARD PATENT XJL AT J-tf.: KESSLER'S. [independent in everything.] THE ALTOONA TRIBUNE. E. B. McCRDM, Per annum, (payable invariably in advance,) (1,50 All papers 'discontinued at the expiration of the time paid for. \ ;l insertion 2 do. 3 do. 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Obituary notices exceeding ten tinea, fifty cents a square. Select JUkellaitjj. Evacuation of fort moultril The Night of December 26, 1860— How and Why Major Anderson Moved hts Troops The Row Across the Harbor—The Federal Guns and the Charles • ton Steamboats. We give below the first genuine and authen tic acconnt which has passed through the South ern Mails of Major Anderson’s removal from Ft. Moultrie to Fort Sumpter. Our correap'ondenti who has had every advantage that a participa tion in that gallant manoeuvre or a residence within the walls of both forts, or military knowl edge could give him, recites the preparations which were being made \by the Charlestonians to them in the bravo Anderson and his troops; his fruitless efforts ,1c induce the War Depart ment to allow him to provide for their defence ; the reasons which compelled him to a hasty evacuation of Fort Moultrie, the provisions made by the Charlestonians to prevent the removal to Fort Sumpter, and with what Shrewdness* and ability they were foiled:; how the troops’ bag gage and provisions were transferred; the row across the harbor, in a clear moonlight, wltliin a hundred yards of the Charleston steamboat; and a history of the night until his command !was finally housed in the stronghold of Sumter. THE EVACUATION. Major Anderson has done the best possible thing for his small command and the country at )arge. It was unauthorized, it is'true, bixfc it was indispensable. To defend himself on the bar and extensive ramparts of Fort Moul {rie for. more than three or four days would iaye been impossible. If not from any actu al loss of men, ho must have succumbed from fatigue and loss of sleep, for it Would have been impossible to spare o man from his post. The South Carolinians were making prepara tions to erect three batteries against him, to .sur round him With rifle pits and open trenches. They only-awaited the signal from their Com missioners to’ begin. Their engineer officers came down every ,dny to examined and lay bit their plans of attack, Cannon had actually been sent to the Island; In a few days the Major would have been {surrounded with n perfect net work, and his hands were stiU .tied behind, his back. The Government, would not' even -give him permission to love) the immense sand ’hills which overlooked his works,! They would not send him .the ammunition he aeeded, Dor would they allow him the neeeBSary|gortara add Shells to dislodge the clouds of radffieii'.whb would' pick offi.fals cannpucrs. I He and his command ’ had, nevertheless, de termined to fight It put to the i&t, bp eveiytbmg. Tile; only possible safetyfor them Was in burning down MoUltrieVille, in W first PUBUSUEBS, AXD PBOPBIETOBS. TERMS OP ADVEBTISUta Shlwi |joctn). THE DISTANT SHOftE. Our barks arc drifting onward, All noiselessly the, glide Upon Time's restless ocean, Out on the rushing tide. The blue waves dash around us, And loud the billows roar, , But rainbows wreathe with beauty The far-off distant shore. There ft tends are waiting for us, The loved, the tried, the true j But Time's frail misty curtain Now hides them from our view. They’ve reached the quiet harbor, Not lost, but gone before ; And now they wait to greet us, Upon the distant shore. We’ve watched their peaceful life-barks Glide from our sight away, And dark the shadows lengthened Around our hearts to play. A gentle sister loft us, A mother smiles no more; But, oh! we hope to meet them Upon the distmt shore. Life has its days of sadness, Its bright hopes and its fears; Life hits its smiles and sunshine. Its cares, its griefs, and fears. But ip that better country, AH sorrow will bo o’er; Each day our barks are drifting Nearer the distant shore. 01 thou, whose skies are clouded, Whoso sails are tempest-riven, A brighter day awaits thee— “ There’s rest for thee in heaven.” Look up! the sun is shining, Though Cist the rain-drops pour, And list! there’s music Boating Out front the distant shore. And ye, whose hearts are thrilling With hope, and jvy, and love, ' Who sail on life’s broad ocean, With clear blight skies above. 0 turn to cheer the weary, Swift ply the silver oar, And point life’s weary voyager , To the bright distant shore. place (Tor they were so hemmed in that they coaid not see a hundred yards) and in taking down the crests of the higher sand hills. It was all in vain ; his bands were tied; arid when it became apparent that the heavy batteries of Ft. Sumter were, in addition, to plunge their fire into the work and enfilade one and take in re verse two of his lines,? the case resolved itself into a massacre, and not into a siege or assault. Fort Moultrie itself is bat a mere dependency of Fort Sumter. The battle which the Major was about to fight would bo, in every sense, a' useless one, so long ajs the enemy held Fort Sumter. Victory would not have given him command of the harbbr. By moving to Fort Sumter he gained safety for the men, a free and uutrammeled position, [commanding the harbor a position from wbiclh he might prevent the erection of efficient batteries against ships, from which he cap drive out pu enemy from Ft, Moul trie a position which j'p few days’ work will render impregnable to all but treachery. The Government instead of'acting under .per petual mcnances and threats, now not, if it chooses, with dignity and firmness, for Charles ton is at the feet of |Vnderson, whenever, he chooses to exercise his bower. -Not a vessel can come in or out without his permission. He can collect the revenue with ease, the lights can be put out by his guns, an|l all this without blood- No blood need ibe shed, unless South Carolina madly flings herself against him in a furious effort to retrieve her broken fortunes. She feels and knows she is in the power of the United States Government. Sensible they were driving Anderson to extremity, and fearful he might make an attempt of the kind, they had stationed two steamboats having 120 men, with two pieces of artillery under the command of Litut. Hamilton, recently resigned fiom the navy. They had stationed these between Fort Sumter and Fort Moultrie, to cruise around and prevent any attempt tq transfer the garrison, but Anderson foiled then. Ho carried out bis project with consummntehbility. He talked for a week of the absolute i ecessity of sending the women and children to t|ip village of Fort John son for safety. There is an old dilapidated public building there in which he proposed to put them pntil the battle was over. He chart ered lighters to carry them and their bag gage, apdl be added everything to the cargo he coujd wi|hjout exciting suspicion. The Charlestonians did not wish to interfere with the transit of provisions, to Capt. Foster’s men at Fort Sumter,- because they regarded him as in reality finishing the work This he was actually doing, through the neglect of the Administration. Under pretense of send ing him provisions,. Majof Anderson sent over a laige amount of his Thus disembar rassed he was ready for a move. The schoon ers, with the camp womj'en and children, had orders to sail from Fort Johnson to Fort Sum ter upon hearing fired at Ft. Moul trie, the signal thaQke [evacuation of the fort bad beeu completed. Hq then gave orders to the men to pack their knapsacks, and hold them selves in readiness at all'times, as they might, some day, * have" to movei; He took one of his officers aside about G P. M., on the 26th, and told him in about twenty minutes be should make the attempt to reach Fort Sumter. The attempt was a dangerous one. ? Two steamboats lay off the fort with troopjs and guns, and these boats would have run him down in a moment had they been aware of the movement. Major Anderson left orders to fire into the Nina steam boat, if she molested hie men, and a 32-pounder was loaded for that purpose. Fort Moultrie is always surrounded by paid spies and members of the vigilance committee, .but they did not interfere, and probably did not understand what the command was doing. The troops sprang into the boats and the men pulled with a will. Half way the hostile steamboat approached rapidly with a ship in tow. It was a glorious moonlight night, and very clear— The steamboat passed within a hundred yards, but probably took the boats to contain workmen returning frqni Fort Sumter. Sumter was reached at last in safety.! An exclamation of surprise came from the bricklayers on the wharf -One of them shouted, “ Hurrah for the Union.” He was hurried in and made to kccpqoiet. In* the meantime the officers who remained in Fort Moultrie held the lanyards of the guns in their hands ready to firo upon the steamboat, if it molested the boats. The boats were sen t back, Ihe remainder of the command' embarked and reached Sumter in safety, though one boat pass ed almost unjier the bow of the Nina. The movement was accomplished, and Charleston was at the feet of the gallant Major. The ohar £Tin of the people in this! city was intense They had counted on this! stronghold as their own, and the tables had been completely’turned on them. With tfe exception of coal and fire wood, I believe everything of any importance was brought over— New York World. H. C. BERN, & 00 HOW CHILDREN GO TO BED. If there be a thirteenth labor of Hercules, it consists of patting a child )to bed. If there be a fourteenth, it is the. child’s resolution to go to bed. And not having lived over % hundred and fifty years since we were a child ourself. we venture to affirm that the fourteenth is harder tnnn the.thirtieth by seVerjir degrees. \ ne remember how we pleaded ; for tec min utes more—how we turned 'conversation into hvely.and mirthful channels,' endeavoring to di ven®r.able of oar progenitors so b l?ht n t ot } ook f ate their inexorable watches—how, when the; burse timid was left alone with us, the vice progenitors’gone oat 16 a grown up tea, we surreptitiously turned back the hands of the clock precisely one hoar, olimi bmg up the mantle ' piece I for that purpose to the eminent hazard of oar iervical Vertebrae ltetion B nf fe W th^ lock * 4 e ®P«ng abase im itation of General George Washington, said “ I cannot tell and struck eight at the cos atlsevenlr?adf^ 1 h °“ r ’ thbu if h hands^olnted Jit. Benjamin FranUip j U caU on you to do the genorqus thing, andcobfoss -manfblly that tho you did say Nearly inyburlater *by°ri3hly klekM like a Trojan when -that thing wps riea on your earlier ones. • Anybody, therefore, who the dread ful emergency known as going to bod something to he met by youth with fortitude, if not with ectsocy, has conferred a blessing on the whole human family in general—on pueriferous fahu hea m particular, (A word dot in the dictionary —though it ought to be.)—JV. Y. Com. Adv A who. was ohco wounded in bat. 8 «* ®P njterrible bejlc&liig. XhXrisbman who laid near; tWUßboth legs shot bff.'iminMi; ntfly sungontfe V:• ; luck to the Hkcs of ye—do ye think Sobody kllt but yerstfin";' *' '*/ EDITORS AND PROPRIETORS. ARTEMUS WARD OH ‘ FORTS.’ Every man of intellek baa got his Fort. Dacil Webster’s Fort was to speeqherfy in the Hauls of Songriss & make Diokshufl'aries. Sbakspeer rote good plaze butt he woodont her been wuth a pint of hold Sider as a Stenneit graffick Reportir. Wood he T Hey t Ho bet 2 dollars he woodcut. Old George Washington’s Fort wasnot to hev eny public man of thepresent day resemble him to eny orlanning extent! Where bowts can Georgels ekal be IbwndT I ask, & boldly answer no whares, or eny where else. Old man Townsin's Fort was to maik Sassy periller. * Qoyto the world 1 another life salv ed ! (Cotashon from Tofrnsin’s advertisement ) Gyrus Field’s Fort Is to lay a sub-machine tclergraf under the bonndih billor of the Osbun & then hev it bust My Fort is the grate moral show bisnis s ri tin choice famerly literatoor for the noospapers. That’s what’s the matter with me. &c., &0., &o. 5c I mite go oh on indefinit extent. Twict f’vo endeavored to, do things which thay wasn’t toy Fort, The fust time wan whoa I un aertpbd to lick a oudnshus cuso who cutawbolc in my tent ft krawled threw. Sea I *my jentle Sir go out or I shall fall onto you putty bevy.’ Sez Wade in. Old wax Aggers,’ wharenpon t went for him, but he cawt me powerful on tho bed ft knookt me threw the tent into a kow p»s tur. Ho pursood the attack and flung mo mto a mud puddle. A* I aroze ft rung out my drenoht garments I koncludid fitin wasn’t my Fort. .Ho now rise the knrtin upon Seen 2d It is rarely soldum that I seek consolasbnn in the flowm Bole. But In a sertin town in Toji anny in the Fnul of, 18——, my orgin grinder got sick of the foyer and died. 1 never felt so ashamed in my life, ft I tbawt id* hist in a .few swatters of suthin streghenia. Konscqueuts was I Listed in s 0 muoh 'I didn’t zactiy know where bowts 1 was I, turnd my livin wild bees t of pray loos into the street ft upsot my wax w . urk3 - .... 1 then Bet I cbod play boss. So I hat nis® myself to a Kanal bote, there being two bther bosses hitched on likewise, 1 behind and anuther ahead of me. The driver hollered for us to git and-we did. But the bosses bein ou . used to sich, arrangement begun to kick and squeal ft rair up. _ Konscquents was kickt vi lently in the stummack ft back ft presently fownd myself in the Kanal with the other hos ses, kickm 4 roarin like a tribe of Cusaoarorus savvyis.v I whs rescobd, & as l was being car nedtc tlte tavern on a hemlock Bord I sed in a feeble Voice, ‘ Boys. playih boss isn’t ray Fort ’ Moruul.—Neve* don’t do nothin which isn’t your Fort, for efyoa do you’ll And yourself splashing round im the lanal. figgeratively speaking— Vanity Fair. ‘ : . Ak Awful Muddle.— A correspondent of the Columhus Times gives the following melanchol ly illustration of the uncertainty of the tyne A young gentleman by the name of Coikey. having been united in the holy bonds of wed lock, sent his marriage notice, with a verse of his own composition to the printer lor publica tion, as follows ; . . - ' ; * “ Mabbib).—At Gosham, Joljr 2S.A. Conker. ba At. t»w, and Mli* “tore h the union of two heart* ! That beat the wfleet molodj : with iU ramjet imparts, No bitter fusion to its ccstacy.”' ' ' Mr. Ccnkey looked with much anilety for the Goaham SentineJ, in order, to see fcfe name mpnnt. The compositor ia whoae oharjre the ftTtLT* P ] Rce< !; ha PP encd tobeooaa^wat the tim,e f and made aomo wonderful Wonders in Betting tt up; thus; ' " u “ ! ? V?^®" ion of twd hea* : _That belts its M)ltcst molonv r . Bime witjh its mvagus imports " Ao hotter feed to an extra drag.’* .rhanoy Mr. Alexander Conkey’a phelinx. The Kiss.— WLo gave that kiss? the teacher cried : T?was Harry Hall, John Jbnbs replied. Come here to Jno, old SwUohem &i«L •And solemnly he shook his head i '"hat evil genins proipptcdyott ' V a thing in school to dot Said Harry, l ean hardly say - Just how it'happebed. Any way '? To dp a sum she whispered me * v And round my faco her eurltn—yon seo |hat w, her cheekf-and I—and I Just kissed her, hut I donH know why. Sl f° T 0 EdCURB young mao m Rochester, who is teiy fond of 4eh» on? of * h Manghterofapillar of one of the Churches, was taking tea at the hooso otbii adored a abort time since, and had some frait cake ofifereil him. Being somewhat con fused on account of his situation, as the cake was held out to;hito, he cried out, “1 pass."-- Kj??" heai 3,“ g hin ‘* tt * d faring played some in hia jounger days, teas horror-struck at his teSh U M °“ f ?l the and thought ho would teach him a lesson.; He spoke bluntly “You pass, do yonf then I order yon op—and there’s the door; I shall make a inarch rIPT' ' T^« f « Won't be a darned this winter jit pohUcs, said Jonathan, who wpa diacnasing Baattera at our depot with a city friend. I tell ‘ J can’t meet anybody but what they’re pnttin. inter me ’bout the Little Giant, South etn niggers, old Brown, the Constitution, spread *’ the Rail Splitter, and a thundering lot of other names. Consam it, why the bull-frogs in the pond back of our yard, are all on a titter • bellowingout void Abe-Old Abe”-" Illinofc —lllinois’—"pot him through—chng.” ’ » n Arkansas paper, who is ertdently no friend of Lincoln, girfesfaL “NBti. “Mint* *-u» the following style: . Two posts standant; One bean crossant; . One rope pendant; Abram, at tbo end on’t ; ~ Glorions, resplendant , An advocate baring lately gained a salt for a pooT yoHDglady, she wmnrkedV : l heart.” aTO nothins 10 W yop with, ‘‘Hand It over to the clerk, IfyoapleMe. I meh no foeTo*myself.” mirror—the one reflect' irittaoat 'talking, the other talks without reflecting. N -‘V £ % i NO. 50. A ■i . - ;