■2 Ai i \Vorld ! : Piio'i’O^RApiS AN\ . ■.%,,. TSI liroaihvaf tv uc/Vul ;ijjil lugcaidufcitt ‘j’c.iu pstotilrii art, fnUjiJ|^, of Persons onCTflfrft ml _ r ii."UK:y ofji water* unaltaimil iiualitv of Omit u« tbc natural they are transferred X in< tbo re-‘ only uii plain •,urr«irw ( j n , l "V v oT '''CRularity-., 'til I.iiilUuu accuracy lull i ‘ rcvl iiii ivaruH of any de ' ;ls articles -of luxury ' TuHrf Art {.;v caii.s of tliow Jiutmus of' g IVirtraitAtm I l.tiioj*' collection of 7upo- ! :tumi u, their own order. •>r‘Viits f • i/" piTsulia ilUthotilSlJfcQoJm ‘ 'I. t.t ..r.l^r • in, i'* w cmxA, i siHOr-v to 5 1.: ,/ 4 •«#. i - »«»«&&. /o i-i in A>w ■jar*-,® !s32a| • - i. nmhroiyjio, toydEiiCUarwkfi “• v in cw * r..u,-s, ]'■ ' : : : '•;}.>& «-arwi^ '• r!v! Tarcf, ■■ • ’ W!%jo an ■ ! to IliiuiaUirilf'pYaAßjSy ■ ;!1 ;- tf ito/tonr.J® nlriftlf ■' U*° ■ '■> .1 T:\rriii- I'OT.orMtw ! Obi,***.; ' t*,. I *■ bn*. 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Tim nt/wD-fw* fc l.i'iic-' its ostonislilu^l^ ' *-?A F.i TIOXS tiio liKsiit in diflVceotxiil’ ovchitis. or .any, rnOtttam o.'. iin'.uriiiK C*C)U!tMH( f.-r Ii;:i-UKKsiu3f of IMA' ir. ..vi,’ Junta* iv. ntnl NkhvoPh fJMMni* sts. x..,' a for hrsmmM r/,:><■!> ii is r.vKEvsffDiwp* <• l iiciilati.m;«H> fhatt «iip* i- f, i fi;MALKIaXna&AUft . H.-o ilircctionfr for rto.sK, tcMrvtiavi, Kmn’ L\„. , r .. "In nil case* tn« of 1,1. .I'ice of tlio/Wowi fbod |iiri;cu.& Durovr. m I'.ioaiUvav, Ncw-Tuyk. . Murray, notlidaytfbuntf ihrullaliout tho COUlitM**- : /JT'ss ■ *l> i;s. ki;vs A i- ; Int tiioy ara prepared^ VAlN^lJ\gvJl i a ].i ir. H/J'hnJ a jirici‘B, .'A INTERS’ Toai*9 "i ATNED.i JBNQItATm ", ci.ass k PlrtMHp :\vt>ui> moi:t.Dixyy/j. ; All; Gil/r FUAAW»* s I'ni~ Store, A^tort—|f ' V ' tii ■ liitUyisburg, Pft* ■} T f I K GAZE 'FBB** iiji" ami *C r rii»lJ*WplPi9j£ ■T. ci ir ifl aI *d : ■ -1 Trlnis.Crtminnl • . net to to.foiujaln a»J m.i: J 1 for sl*.moaW&tt h'.uW write their name* \ !.• ireside plaityjJ . MATrKI.L A CO'-i *•* r York Police - i fi H ill. t\i '<-n . v i>:i ih'i'MCObdlWi aua ; ol)l^ augx.’ M. sicCRW* K'J'Y WAIXf AL KNCYV"TI>e /*: o Insnmnce CortjHTO^: « .t ]» fhe children. Also the host Tobacco Alegars to be had hr town, together with a\flne assortment of Gold and Silver Pencils, Gold Bings and other articles of Jewel* ry. Cali and examine. ;H. PETTING EB. Altoona, July 20, ’CO-ly. < JVo. 1 AUoona House. r ANDS !) LANDS I! LANDS!!! JU The undersigned is prepared to locate LAND WAR RANTS in the Omaha and Nebraska City Land Offices. Good selections can now be made near the large streams and The Lands of this Tetritory, now In Market, are of the best quality. »a-Selections carefully made. Letters cf inquiry re nted. ALEX. P. McEINNEV, , , ~ OmupouS, Cass County, N. Ter. July U, 1559.-tf ' w. M. LLOYD & CO., ALTVOJU, PA, JOHNSTON. JACK & CO., BOLLWA TSBURG, PA , , (-tote “■BM,Johmion, Jatic ft Co.”) Drafts on the principal (Sties; and Silver and Gold for sale. Collections made. Moneys received on deposit*, payable on demand, Without Intermt, or upon time, with interest at folr rates. Feb. 3d, 1859. T D.LEET, ATTORNEY AT LAW O* ALTOONA, BLAIR Co,P;u, ■ Jttii , .P- t !S tice jS? w ft* " 6Ter » l Courts of Blair, Cambria, Bnotingdon, Clearfield, Centre and unjoining counties.— Alio In the District Count of the United States. Collections of claim, promptly attended to. Agent for the sale of Beal Estate, Bounty Land Warrnpt«,and all tiufineu pertaining to conveyancing and the law. ■ _r Kepxmscm : . ~o®* jvileon McCandles and Andrew Burke, Esq., Pltto A^?. ilmore ’ Pns - Jnite® ofVayette Cllenar(l Cameos, of Wheeling, Hoa Henry!). Foster, UreeosburgMlon. John W. Killfnaer &°P ; mLuS: £: p °rt*r, Philadelphia and "C: ueorge P. Hamelton, Pittsburg. June 16,185 D-1 y. S. M. WOODKOK, attorney at law. ALTOONA, BLAIR CO., PA., WILL PRACTICE IN THE SEVE counties.^ 1 ' C ° UrU 0, Bbir > Cambria and Huntingdon year *’ fI P* r *°nee in the practice of ne expects to merit public patronage. ' Mr’C n Ji rginJa Strc•»& Md will rtore f “ «“ Mwmfc Tea- Wflk to W All _J»n.2,’66-tf.] The Root and Herb Doctor, AP PHILADELPHIA, HAS LEFT IstK.i..- 1 !???*’ <«.tfae2l»t day ofNovember and on the *«rer»f A l * o !' one day In each month for •"W ninths thereafter, notice of which will bo given in a®,’lB6o. ' S »*’ W- MTISOSTON. 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EVANS’ Catalogue of Boooks will be sent gratis and free of expense to any address in the United States. GEO.G.EVAN’S Inducements to Agents cannot ho sur passed. The most liberal commissions are offered, and by soliciting subscrip ~tions to books in tho manner proposed, 20 books can ho sold In the sometime that it would take to sell one on the old fashioned subscription plan. Send for a classified Catalogue, and every informa tion will be given' in reference to agen cies. Select yonr books, enclose the • amount of money required, and one trial will satiify yoti that the best place in tho country to purchase books is at ' THE EXTENSIVE ;i GIFT BOOK ESTABLISHMENT I ACHEN Gain. ALTOONA, PA., THURSDAY, JANUARY 3, 1861, on the horse. AMDHIB DISEASES; By Kobzxt gery In^ e V et^S^iil^^ <^. ,lnd Operative Bur °f * g,go P e * n . v A^fc! animal, and how to ascertain his *m br tho nmaWte ud condition of his teethfuinstra lea with numeroui explanatory engraving*. HOT 3b a AM ? HIB DISEASES " U ™ T Stabling, Feeding, ' and *be mnn ogemont of the hone, with the best modcabf modkine . *b», bow to treat shying, Gambling, f® 80 ®" 118 ", and other rices to which he is subject; with numerous ex planatory engraving*. ma rat iS?V^ HBE and HIB diseases nut leu lou of the causes, symptoms, and treatment of •tmnglet, -sore throat, distemper, catarrh, influenza, bronchitis, pneumonia, pleurisy, ®”*2f "lad* chronic cough, roaring and vUiuing, lampas, sore mouth and ulcers, ®ad decayed teeth, with other diseases of ' fbe mouth and respiratory organs. wm r.n AND HIS DISEASES WM Tell Tint Of the causes, symptoms and' treatment of worms, hots, colic, strangulation, stony con cretions, ruptures, palsy, diarrhoea, Jaun dice, hepntirrhoßO, bloody mine, stones in the kidneys and bladder, inflammation and other diseases of the Stomach, bowels, liver and 'urinary organa. uni ™ J®®, 8 ? 88 * DIS DISEASES triM leu You of the causes, symptoms and treatment of bone, blood and bog, spaviu, sweenie, ring bone, strains, broken knees, wind galls, founder, sole bruise and gravel,, cracked hoofs, scratches, canker, thrash and corns; also, of megrims, vertigo, epilepsy, staggers and other diseases of the feet, legs and Lead. in/ T ll ® HORSE AND HIS DISEASES nut Tell lou of the causes, symptoms and treatment <>f fistula, poll 6vil, glanders, farcy, scarlet fe ver, mange, surfeit, locked jaw, rheumatism, cramp, galls, diseases of'the eye and heart, •*i 4c-, and how to manage castration, bleeding, trephinning, toweling, firing, her- . pin, amputation, tapping, and other surgi cal operations. „ THE HOUSE AND HIS DISEASES ma TeU Tou ofßorey’s ipethod of taming hones; how to approach, halter, or stable a colt; how to accustom a horse to strange sounds and sights, and bow to bit, saddle, ride and break “ to harness; also, tho form and law of Warranty. The whole being the result of more than fifteen years’ careful study of the habits, peculiarities,' wants and weaknesses ' of this noble and useful animal. hvn«.s| )0 « Col, w iD *T 3 5 t JP“ geB » “PPropriotely Illustrated byneorly.One Hundred Engravings. It- is printed in a ctwnond open type, and will be famished to any address, SSXS&&ST*'' *** baif bound, $l,OO, or, in’ $lOOO A YEAR f an ** mad ® by onterpris , . , log men everywhere, in selling the above, and other popular works of ours. Our inducements to all such are exceedingly liberal. For single copies of the book, or for terms to agents, with other informaUon, apply to or address w ‘“ w „„ ... „ JOHN E. POTTER, Publisher, Noy. 0.-um No. 817 Sansom Street, Philadelphia, Pa. The people’s cooit book. MODERN COOKERY in all its branches by Miss JSUU ACTO». Carefully revised by Sirs, 8. J. n»t It Tills Tou How to choose ail kinds of tpe*t, poultry, and game, with all the various and most approv ed modes of dressing and cooking beef and pork; also the best and simplest way of salt nm.ii w . .VJS. pickling and curing the same. It ItUs You All the various and moat approved modes of dressing, cooking, and boning mutton, lamb, - veal, poultry, and game of all kinds, with the different dressings, gravies, and stuffings ... _ appropriate to each. 8 it ItHs You Alow to choose, clean, and preserve Fish of all kinds, and how to sweeten it when tainted: also all the various and most approved modes ofcooking, with the different dreselngsjsances „ _ and flavorings appropriate to each. It Itus you Ail the various and most approved modes of preparing over fifty different kinds of Meat, iruo« Fowl, Game, and Vegetable Soups. Broths, and Stews, with the Relishes and • „ _ _ Seasonings appropriate so each. it mis you All the various and most approved modes of cooking Vegetables of every description, also how to prepare Pickles. Catsups and Curries' of all kinds, Potted Meats, Pish, Game, Mush rooms, Ac. It Tills Tou AU the various and most approved modes of preparing and cooking all kinds of Plain and Fancy Autry* Puddings, Omelettes, Fritters, P** 6 ® l Confectionary, Preserves, Jellies, and „ Sweet Dishes of every destriptlon. It Itus You AU the various and most approved modes of making Bread, Busks, Muffins, and Biscuit, the best method of preparing coffee, Choco- Iste, and Tea, and bow to make Syrups, Cor n - phlladBl Phla, Pa. W. lyii. GORMLY fit GO., WHQLESAI.E GROCERY, NO. 271 LIBERTY STREET, IiIBECTLY onontE eaou hotel, PITTSBURGH, PA. TTBEPS CONSTANTLY QN HAND JL\_» Urge sndweUselected stock of TOBACCOS, °wicig, N ’ **£!?' * GERMAN WHALE, SOAP, TONERS, BX. CARD. ALAND , SODA, GIL, INDIGO. MOULD, HEMP* ; MANNELLA HOPE, I UXMPA •JSSP 8 * UANELLA 1 SHEDS, BED CORD. bacon. ..gb^ck&se. MTMatr, MBMPoick, OOBTOH, * SAIM, ; GLASS, BUCKKTB, BROOJ4B, WASH-BOARDS,. TOM* Att of which* together with STarticjtoMneMjloonf in tbo GROCERY TRADE; wffl he Midetthe LOWEST MARKET BATBB. i W»® attention of Country Merchants is resneetlhllT iOTitou*;' j, Pittsburg, Bor. 8,1860.-2 m CONFECTIONERY AND OYSTER SALOON. 3 ''HE SUBSCRIBER WOULD IN - FORM the citizens of Altoona and vicinity n.«» NFECTIONERY, NOT and FIUJIT STORR to supplied with the very best articles to in variety, lie has also an i \ w gleet OYSTER SALOON^ O^X^inXty!^" 111011 h 0 " iU Be ™ «P PKI WS Be bee always on hand a lot of CHOICE MINCE MEAT. ite MtoTtotfSt he cu S? mm^rn * 'u ~ .1,,; the altooju tribune. B. B. McCRUM,- ..... H. 0. DBRN, ruxusuxmi xun Ilf t ?T* rUb l ;r ta advance,)...... SMO paid forf*” dtacontin#ed at the expiration of the Uraa «ana or xcvxxnsno. LTS“ s«< I « £rr^‘n==«» \f ’is ,{ « ‘‘IS ss —r-'sgi IS *°i Administrators and Executors Nottele. ?? 'CIS ttoM rt^2 Den in .” ot m Y k6d wltb the number of inser tSST - ““ **“ “ d ~ BusineM notices five cento per line for every Obituary notice. exv*edingten aneCfl£^nff?££re Hfled BE EARNEST. Be earnest in the calling, Whatever it may be; Time’s lands are ever falling And will not wait for thee With zeal and vigor labor, A»d thou wilt sorely rise, Oh, suffer not thy neighbor To bear away the prize I Bnt form thy purpose gravely— Then quickly push along And prosecute it bravely, With a resolution strong. Thou wilt be debated; Bnt pressing flrmly on, Find all at length completed— Thine object fully wonl Be earnest in devotion, Old age is drawing near; A bubble on Time’s ocean. Thou soon will disappear! In practice, and in spirit, Hero worship thou the Lord; And thou shalt then inherit A rich and sure reward. Select |pimllanjr. A FUNNY SPEECH. The Wisconsin Legislature have for mally considered a proposition to abolish all laws for the collection of debts The mover of the bill—Mr. Elmore—is a great wag, as is evidenced by the follow mg extract from his speech upon that subject; The speaker proceeded to review the present system of collecting debts It was all a humbug and a cheat, a matter of technicalities and legal shuffling. Law yers gave advice in order to obtain a fee and encourage litigation. Judges made blunders and mistakes. He bad little ex perience in the law and that was rich [Laughter.] He would give a history of it. The speaker then related how he had purchased a yoke of oxen about fif teen yeara ago—paid fifty dollars for them—a few days after, the son of the man of whom he bought the oxen came to him and said the oxen were his. He insisted on having pay over again, and commenced a suit before a justice. The jury didn’t agree. Finally, through the blunders, of the Bushwood Justice of the Peace, the case went against him. Ho appealed it to the Circuit Court in Mil waukie. There I lost again and said to my lawyer: “ I will give you ten dollars to quote Pennsylvania law to Judge Mil ler and have a new trial ordered.” [Great laughter ] He took the ten dollars and performed the duty. .A new trial was then granted, and venue changed to Walworth county. Judge Ir win was then the’ Judge. Any man who wanted to gain a case in his court bad either to go hunting with him and let the Judge claim all the game that was shot, or else pat his dog. WeH, I patted the dpg. [Laughter,] I fed the dog with crackers. [Renewed laughter.] The case was decided in iny favor. When I heard the decision I thought to myself the upg had followed me long enough—-I gave him a kick—[laugh °f the dog had naioly subsided ere I heard the Judge say, “Mr. Clerk, this judgment is set aside pud a tnal granted.” [Great laughter.]— Mr. Speaker, that kick cost toe $2OOl [Convulsive laughter.! Ypu have no doubt seen asuit in a Justice 1 ? Court in thecoun fy. If here is time spent by jurors and "fngers on, besides other costs, at lea<& $5O, besides the ill feelings and disseri sions caused by it. It is alia cheat. The litigants had better set down and play a game of odd sledge to decide the ease. It would be more sure to settle the disputes justly.' 'r-*T y° nn g Wy who was employed in braiding a guard chain for a gentleman's watch, was asaed what it wan for. “A pell rope, sir,” replied she. “ I acknowl edgeit is a belle rope," rejoinedhe,“and apr etty one, too ; bat I snapeet we ehaU jtojUicow «ttaohed to it |t is 1»- Uqjor Jack Downing on ftohnaifbiL We reproduce, fbrthe benefit of the present day and generation, the following letter on from the celebra ted pen of Major Jack {Downing, ; WASMnmntCtxT.Ju.lTa.ms. My Kind and Dear Old Friend ; The President’s message to Congress makes crackling work here. Mr. Calhoun shows his teeth like a lion. Mr. McDuffie is cool as a oowoumber, though they say he’s got a terrible tempest inside of him, that he’ll let out before long. For my part i think the President’s message is about right I was Betting with the President in the east room last night, chatting about one thing and another, and the President says he, Major Downing, have you read my mes sage that I sent to Cohgresa to-day? I told him I hadn’t. We|l, says he, I should like to have you read and give me your opinion upon it So be handed it to me and 1 sot down and read it through- And when I got through, now, says I, General, 111 tell youjest whot I think of this ere business. When I was a young, ster, some of us Downingville boys used togoaown to Sebago pond every spring and hire out a month dr two carting logs across the pond. And one time I and cousin Ephraim and Joel, and Bill John son, and two or three more of us, had each a whopping great log tb; carry across the pond. It was rather a windy day, and the waves kept the logs bobbing up and down considerably bad, so we agreed tb bring ’em along side an 4 side, and lash ’em together and drive some thole pins in the outermost logs, and row fern over together. We went along two or three miles pretty well. And, by and by. Bill Jones Degun to complain. He was Always an uneasy, harumscaruin sort of a cap. Always thought everybody x elae had an easier time than he had, and, when he was a boy, al ways used to be complaining that the other boys had more better oiji their bread than he had. Well, Bill was irowingon the lee ward side, and he begun to fret and said his side went the hardest, and he wouldn’t giyb us any peace till obe of unchanged sides with him. Well, Sill hadn’t rowed but a little ways 9n the windward side before he begun to fret again and declared thjat side went hard er than ’tother, and he Wouldn’t touch to row on that side any longer. We told him he had his choice, and he shouldn’t keep changing so. But he 'only fretted the more, and begun to get ibad. At last he declared if we didn't change with him In five minutes, he'd cut the lashes, and take bis log and paddle off albne. And before’ we had hardly time to trim round, he de clared the five minutes ‘were up, and up with hatchet and out the lashings, away went Bill on his own leg, bobbing and rolling about, and dancing like a monkey to try to keep on the upper side. The rest of us scrabbled to as Well as we could, aud fastened pur logs together again, though we had a tuff match for it, the wind blew so hard. Bill had not gone but a lit tle ways before his log begun to roll mote and more, and by and by in he went, splash, head and ears. He came up puf fing and blowing, and tried to climb up bn it, but the more he tried the more the log rolled; and finding it would be gone goose with him pretty soon if be stayed there, he begun to sing out like n loon for ns to come and take him. We asked him which side he would row if we would take his log into the raft again t 0, says Bill, I'll row on either side, or both sides, if ybu want me to, if you’ll only come and help me before I sink. • ,smd the President, I hope you didn t help the foolish rascal out till he got a pretty good soaking. He got soaked enough before we got him, rays I, for he was jest ready to sink for the last time, and our logs eamie pesky hear getting scattered, and if they had,; we should have all gone to the bottom And now Gmeral, this is jest what I think: if you let South Carolina put the lashings you 11 see such a log rolling in this coun try as you never see yet. The old Giner a| started up an<| marched across the floor like a boy; Says he, Major 'Downing she wen t out the lashings while my name is Andrew Jackson. Tell Sargent Joel to have his sleep on their arm's every night. I told him they should be ready at a moment’s, warning 1 wish’you would give Cousin Epbraim know why he don’t wnto to me and let me-know how the Legielator Is getting along. I remain your loving friend, Majoe Jack Downing. “ I vants to shippen der Lncila,” y •.’foreigner to the clerk in a shipping t( Well,” said the clerk, pen in hand, “ what's your name ?” “ It is Hans Nannootebiastinidtadnede museighyporobelkvenxquiigwpaintetismn- Elurint,” said Duchy, gravely,-spitting out is old quid and taking in a fresh one. “Heaven I” said the clerk,l can't write that. Look hero, Mister, what la it in English, do you know V* “ Yaw, Ich docs. It ish Yon Smidt.” REMARKS Of REYERDT JOHHSOIf, I The following touching and impressive remarioi before (he Supreme Court, wen Bade by Hod. Reverdy Johnson on Than* 3*7 lest, at the close of an argument on the Albany Bridge ease May it please your Honors, indulge me with a word or v two more before I oon* ofatde. i This may be the last time that the Coart will sit ib peaoeftol judgment on a Consti tution acknowledged and obeyed by all.— God, In hia providence, and for our sins, may, in biainscrutable wisdom, suffer the folly and wickedness of this generation to destroy the fairest, noblest fabric of con stitutional freedom ever erected by man. Its whole histoiy, from the moment of its operation even to the present hour, bean evidence of its unrivalled excellence.— Our country, our whole country, has, from the first, prospered under it, and because o/if, with a rapidity, and in a manner, before or sinoe unknown to nations. That prosperity vindicates the wisdom and pa triotism of its great and good founders. Is this prosperity now to cease ? Is it now to be dashed to the earth ? Are the hopes of civilised man, the world over. ' now to be blasted ? Are we to become the jest, the scorn, the detestation of the people of the earth ? Is aU memory and reverence for the great dead, who living we admired and adored, to bo now forgot ten r Ib all gratitude for the mighty, try ing struggles, of our fathers now to end t warnings, the parting warnings of the peerless man of aU this world now to be disregarded and despised? Is the country of Washington, consecrated by his valor, wisdom, and virtue to freedom and jjeace, now to be converted into a wild scene of disorder, fraternal strife, blood forbid 7** ® e * ven m its mercy ' May it staythearm of the madman, ar rest it ia mid-career before it strikes the fttal parioidal blow. May it give time for reason and patriotism, to resume their sway ? May it remove the delusions of the, misguided, strengthen the efforts of the patriotic, impart heavenly fire to tho eloquence of the faithful statesman j silence, by the universal voice of the good and true men of the nation, the utterings of treason now tainting the air and shock* ing the' ear. of patriotism, and the whin mgs of imbecibility, now discouraging and sickening the honest public heart! May it, above all, re-kindle that fraternal love which bound us by ties stronger, in- , finitely stronger, than any which mere government can create, during the whole of our Revolutionary, struggle, and has since cheered ns on our pathway to the power and renown which has made us, until now, the wonder and admiration of the world ! Bat if all shall fail us and ruin come; “ phaos, worse than chaos, is to be otit fate, the spirit of those who have depart ed, and the survivors who have adminls tcred justice in this tribunal in the gen eral wreck and wretchedness that will ensue, will he left this consolation: that Uieir recorded judgments, now, thank the nob inheritance of the world, and beyond the spoiler’s reach, will, till tune shall he no more, testify to the spot- Iras integrity, the unsurpassed wisdom, the ever bright patriotism of the men who from the first have served their coun tnr in this temple, sacred to justice and duty, and the matchless wisdom of one fathers, who bequeathed it and commend od it to the perpetual reverence and sup. port oT their sons, and remain a never dying dishonor and reproach to the sons who shall have caused or permitted its destruction; What is lan ?—The mere elapse of years is not life. To eat, and drink/and sleep—to be exposed to darkness and the light— to pace around the mill of habit, and turn thought into an implement of trade—this is not life. In all this but a poor fraction of the conciousness of hu manity is awakened, and the sanctities still slumber which make it worth while to be. Knowledge, truth, love, beauty, goodness, faith, alone can give vitality to the mechanism of existence. The laugh of mirth that vibrates through the hearts —the tears that freshens the dry wastes within the music that brings childhood back—the prayer that calls the future near—the doubt which makes us meditate —the death which startles us with mys tery the hardship which forces us to struggle—the anxiety that ends in trust —are the true nourishments of our nata. ral being. "pAT*S J®ST WHAT t’D UHII TO KNOW.” —The Columbus (Ohio) Journal rewafe a row in that city; African, whose back n>?iAt«n awer for a black-board in a public school! wan arrested, and a boulder, weighißw about two pounds, was found under® shirt bosom. On being questioned now it came into hia possession, he ejt claimed with a look of blank astonishment; * Dat s jest what I’d like to know, how dat infernal rock got into my boaom. specrßomeniggw must hare ihrowei » I* “ v <•%. .•;« -J *3 ♦ NO. 47.