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EVANS, LARGEST GIFvT BOOK ENTERPRISE \ Great work on the horse. —THE HORSE AND HIS DISEASES: By Roman; Jennings, V. S., Professor of Pathology and Operative Sur gery in the Veterinary College ofPhiladelphsa, etc., etc. Will Fell You of the Origin, History aud distinctive traits of the various breeds of Eurojtean, Asiatic, African and American Horses, with the physical formatou and peculiarities of the auimal, and how to ascertain bis age by the number and condition of his teeth; illisstra ted with numerous explanatory engravings. TIIE HORSE AND HIS DISEASES WiU Tell You of Breeding, Breaking,, Stabling, Feeding, Grooming, Shoeing, anil the general man •c agement of the horse., with the best modes of administering medicine, also, how to treat biting, kicking, rearing, shying, stumbling, crib biting, restlessness, and other vices to -which he is subject; with numerous ex planatory engravings. 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TILE HORSE AND 11IS DISEASES IFili Tell You of the causes, symptoms and treatment of fistula, poll evil, glanders, farcy, scanet fe ver, mange, surfeit, locked jaw, rheumatism, cramp, galls, diseases of the eye and heart, Ac., Ac., Ac., and how to manage castration, bleeding, trephiuning, roweling, firing, her nia, amputation, tapping, and other surgi cal operations. THE HORSE AND HIS DISEASES Will TcU J'ou of Karev's method of taming horses; how to approach, halter, or stable a colt: how to accustom a horse to strange sounds and sights, and how to hit, saddle, ride and break him to harness: also, the form and law of , IVaruaniv. The whole being the result of ■ more than fifteen years’ careful study of the habits, peculiarities, wants and weaknesses of tliis noble and useful animal. The book contains 384 pages, appropriately illustrated by nearly One Hundred Eugravijiga. 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It TclU You All the various and most approved modes of dressing, cooking, and boning mutb.u, lamb, Teal, poultry, and game of all kind), with the different dressings, gravies, and stuffings appropriate to cash. U Tdls You How to choos*, clean, and preserve Fish of all kinds, and how to sweeten it when tainted; also all the various aml inust approved modes of cooking, with the different dressings,sauces and flavorings appropriate to each. R Tills You All tho various and most approved modes of preparing over tifty different kinds .if M"at, Fish, Fowl, Game, and Vegetable Soups, Froths, and Stews, with the Relishes and Seasonings appropriate ««j each. It TcUs You All tho various and most approved modes of cooking Vegetables ol every description, also how to prepare Pickhs. Catsups and Curries of all kinds, Rotted Meats, Fish, Game, Mush rooms, &c. It Tells You All the var.ious and, most approved modes of preparing and cooking ail kinds of Plain and Fancy Pastry, Puddings.. Omelettes. Fritters, Cakes, Confectionary, Preserves, Jellies, and Sweet Dishes of every destriptiun. U. Tells lull All tlio various and most approved tuojos uf milking Bread, Rusks. Mullins, ami Jiiscqil, the best method of preparing coffee. Choto ' late, and Ten, and ho'-v to make Syrups, Qor ' dials, and Wines of various kinds. li Tills Tbu How to set out and ornament a Table, how to Carve all kinds of Fish, Flesh or Fowl, and In'short, how to so simplify the whole Art of Cooking as to bring the choicest luxuries of the table within everybody reach. The book contains 413 pages, and" upwards of twelve hun dred Recipes. all of which are the results of actual experi ence, having been fully and carefully tested under the per sonal superintendence of the writers. 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GRAIN, CHEESE, DRY BEEF, MESS PORK, IRON, . CODFISH, NAILS, GLASS, BUCKETS, BROOMS, WASH-BOARDS, TUBS, • Ac., o Ac., ■ Ac., Ac., Ac, Ac.. Ac., All of wlfich, together.with allartlctcsusually found in the GROCERY TRACE, Will he sold at the LOWEST MARKET RATES. : Agr The attention of Country Merchants is respectfully invited. Pittsburg, Nov. 8,1860.-2 m AND OYSTER SALOON. rpHE SUBSCRIBER WOULD IN- I FOHM the citizens of Altoona and vicinity that his CUNFECTIO3?EHY, NUT and FRUIT STORH, In always supplied with the very best article to be hod, and in great ■variety. Ue baa also an ; ' OYSTER SALOON attoclwd to his store, lu Which-ho Vvill servo up I’UIllB OYSTERS, in all styles. - He has always bn hand a lotof ; MIKGE MEAT. r' He is at all times prepared to supply cakes, candles, Ac., for pic-nies and other parties. 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Night, cold a'nd damp, overtook us eight or ten miles from home, but only a short.dis tance .from Judge Blank's who, after we had ar rived at his bouse, narrated the following unique tale. Said the Judge as follows: “Years ago we had in our house a sweet little child, about four years of age, and the object, of course, of a very tender affection. But sickness laid its hand upon it. Remedies, promptly resorted to, all proved in vain. Buy after day .the rose fa ded the cheek, uud the fire in the eyes burned low; and at length death closed those eyes and sealed those lips forever; and we learned by trying experience how intense dark ness follows the quenching of one of those little lights of life. The time rolling sadly on, brought us at length to the hour appointed for committing our treasure to tho ordinary custody of the grave. The friends assembled, tho customary services were held,, the 'farewell taken, and the little form securely shut beneath tho well-screwed coffin-lid, and in due form the grave received its trust. AVe looked oh afid saw the earth thrown in, the mound rnised above, and the plates of sod neatly adjusted into a great sheltering roof, and then wended our way back to our desolate home. Evening came on and wore away. My wife hod gone into an adjoining room to give some directions to\a servant, and I, unfitted by the scene of tho day for aught else; had just laid my head on my pillar; in our room upon the first floor of tho bouse, when I beard a shriek, and in a moment more, my wile came flying into tho room, and springing upon tho bod behind me exclaimed : “See there! our child ! our child!” THE ALTOONA TRIBUNE. PUBLISHERS AND PROPRIETORS. Select Jactix DISSOLVE THE UNION. Dissolve the Union ! Mho would part The chain that binds us heart to heart? Each link was forged by sainted sires, Amid tho Revolution's tires ; And cool'd—oh, wero so rich a flood ? Ia N Warren's and in blood! Dissolve the Union f Be like France, When “Terror” rear'd her bloody luucc, And man became destruction's child, And woman in her passions wild. Danced in the life-blood ol her Queen, Before the dreadful guillotine I Dissolve the Union! Roll away Tlie spangled flag of Glory’s day; Blot out the history of the bravo, Audyksecrato each Patriot's grate, And then above tho wreck of years, Quaff an eternity of tears! Dissolve the Union! Can it be, That they who speak such words are free; Great God 1 did any die to travo ♦Such sordid wretches from the grave— When breast to breast, and hand to hand, Our Patriot fathers freed the land? Dissolve the Union I IIo! Forbear! v Tho sword of Democlea is there.; Cut but a.bair. and earth shall know A darker, deadlier Rile of woo Thau History's crimson tale has told, Since Ncroc’s car in blood e’er roll'd. Dissolve tho Union ! Speak! ye hills, Yc everlasting mountains cry; Shriek out! ye streams and mingling rills, And ocean roar in agony ! Dead heroes! leap from Glory’s sod! And shield tho manor'of your blood! .iclcct Jsiscdlaui|. A THRILLING GHOST STORY. XHB DB AD CHILD’S GHOST, “ Raising my head, my blood froze within me and the hair upon my bead stood up as I saw the little thing in grave clothes, with open but manifestly sightless eyes,-and pale as when we gave it the lust kiss, walking slowly toward us. Had I been alone—had not the extreme terror of my wife compelled me to play the man, 1 should have leaped from the window and bed without pasting a look behind. “ But not daring to leave her in such a ter ror, I arose, sat down in a chair, and took the little creature between my knees—a cold sweat , covered my body—rand gazed with feelings un utterable upon the object before mo. The eyes were, open in a vacant stare. The flesh was colorless, cold and clammy ; nor did the child appear to have the power of either speech or bearing, as it made iio attempt to answer any of our questions. The horror of our minds was the more intense as, we had watched our child through its sickness and death, and had been hut a few hours before eye witnesses of its in terment. ■ “ While gazing upon it, and asking in my thoughts, ‘What can this extraordinary provi dence mega? for what can it bo sent f’ the ser vant girl, having crept to the door, after a time, suggested, it looks like 51v». -t ,s tile’ from his head, and maliciously wafted it to the edge of the well, and iu it tumbled. Now, Jake had|al\vays practised-the virtue of economy, and he Immediately set about recover ing his hat. He ran to the well, and finding it was dry at the bottom, he uncoiled the rope which he Lad brought for the purpose of captur ing the truant cow, and after several attempts to catch the bnt with a uqosc, he concluded to save time by going down into the well himself, lb accomplish this, he made fast one end of the rope to a stump hard by, and was quickly on his way down the well. It is a fact, of which Jake was no less oblivi ous than the reader thereof, that Ned Wells hap pened to bo in the old dilapidated building aforesaid, and that an old blind horse, with a bell on his neck, who hbd been turned out to die, was lazily grazing within a short distance of the well. The devil himself or some other wicked spirit put it into Ned’s cranium to a littjle fun, so he quietly slipped up to the liorse, un buckling the bell-strap, approached with slow measured ‘ ting-a-ling’ the edge of the well. “ Dang that old blind horsed” saifl Jake, "he’s a-comin’ tills way sure, and ain’t got no more sense than to fall in here. ll'Aoa, Ball.” “ But tho continued approach of the" ‘ ting-a ling’said just as plainly as words that 4 Ball’ wouldn’t whoa. Besides Jake was at the bottom, resting,' before trying to ‘ shin’ it up the rope. “ Great Jerusalem,” said he, j “ the old cuss will be a-top of me before I dan Say Jack Robi son. ll r Aoa / dang you, whoa." Just then, Ned drew up to the edge of the well, and with his foot kicked a little dirt into it. “Oh, Lord!” exclaimed Jake, falling upon his knees at the bottom. “ I’m gone now; whoa. Now I lay me down to sleep— w-h-o-a Ball— l pray tho Lord my-’soul lo — W-k-o-a .'now.— Ob! Lord have mercy ou me.” Ned could hold ini no longer, and fearful that Jake might suffer from his fright, revealed him self. Probably Ned did. not make tracks with his heels from that well. Maybe Jake wasn’t up to the top of it in short order, and you. might think he didn’t try every night for two weeks to get a shot with his rifle at Ned. Maybe not.— I don’t know. But I know if Jake finds out who sent you this, it will bo the-last squib you’ll get. POLICY OF ELECTIONS. I was reading G overnor ; —’s message to my Unole Toby, and when 1 got through that part where be speaks of the evil ctfectaof em ploying money on bur elections, the old. gentle man smiled and related the following anecdote; “ It puts mo in mind,” said he, “of a young clergyman I once khew, many years since, who preached an eloquent sermon, in the course of which he took occasion to remark on the impro priety of spending ithe evenings of the Sabbath in social visits—a custom as he said, very com mon among young, men. You remember the sermon, Trim ?” , “0, yea, your honor, perfectly well, 11 said the corporal, “and the clergyman; too j ho was a sedate loqkiog man, and wore spectacles.” “Well, as I was'saying,” continued my Un cle, “ he had been preaching against the evil of going to see the girls on Sunday evening—when after service he took me by/the arm, —*“ Come, let us go to tbe deacon’s and spend the evening with bis “How,” cried I, with much surprise, “is it possible you can make, such a proposal tb: me, after the sermon you have just concluded ?;* “Rshaw!” beya/ie, “ I.oply rpade thosb remarks in order that we might have the better chance ourselves!” \ HaLP-A-DOZE* QuAS daeieb.— Knocking at the wrong door, and hesitating you eball run away and' say nothing about it, or ■ stay and apologise. Crossing the ’ road until you see a gig coming one way and a dab an other; so that if move on you ard sum to be knocked down by one, and if you stand still you may possibly bo crushed by* both. Find ing yourself in a damp bed on a cold night, and cogitating whether you will lie still and catch your death, or get upland dress- And past , the night od two oaith bottomed chairs; Paying your addresses, to a penniless fair one, under the impression that she is an heiress; and, of discovering your orror, having' the option of marrying the youdg ladyj of being shot by the young ladies brother. Pining at a friend's house Where you must either drink ffine until jqu bo - come intoxicated, ;br refrain until you disagreeable. Coining to four cfossdroads, pine of which you muSl take at random, or ifftlk back a mile or tys and inquire your ifky. " EDITORS AND PROPRIETORS. THE LARDLORD WHO COULDN’T KEEP PEOPLE Alt RIGHT. A abort distance from the city of Montgom ery, in. the estate of Alabama, on one of the stage roads leading from that city. Uvea a jolly landlord by the name of Ford. In frit weather or fonV in hard times or soft, Ford would hare hisjokb; It was a bitter, 1 stormy night, or rather morning, about two hoars be* fore day-break, he was aroused from bis. slum bers by loud shouting and knocks at his door. He turned out but sorely against bis will, and demanded whav was the matter. It was dark as tar, and as he could see? no one he oried out: “ Who afe you. there ‘Border, and Fancy and Elmore, froHr lfrlt> gomery,’ was the answer, ‘bn our way toatfrod Court. We are benighted, and wewant to slay all night.' ’ ‘Very sorry'E can’t accommodate, you so fkr, gentlemen. Do anything to-, oblige you but that’s impossible.*. ; v The lawyers, for they were fhtto of the smart* est lawyers in the State, and alb ready to drop down with fatigue, held a brief consultation, and then, as they could do no better, and were too tired to go up other step, the;? asked} _ ; “ Well can’t yon stable our horse*,and give us chairs.and a good fire till moraing ?" ‘‘Oh,, yes, gentlemen, can-do that V* Our learned and legal friends tjrere soon dry ing their wet clothes by a bright fire, as they composed themselves, the few remaining honrs, in their chairs, dozing and' nodding, and now and then swearing a word or two of impatience, as they waited till daylight did appear. The longest night haia morning, and at last the suo came along, and in due time a good break fast made its appearance; bnt to the surprise of the lawyers, who thought the house crowded with guests, none but themselves sat donate partake. , ... ' > ... ‘Why, Ford, I thought yodr house wtl. » full you couldn’t giro us a bed last sight t’said '• t ' “I didn’t say so,” replied Ford, j ; * “You didu’i? What in the name !of thunder, then, did you.say V r ' V - j .AT “ You asked me to let fell light, aud I said,that would bo night was nigh opto two-thirds gone when you canto, if you only wanted beds, why on dearth didn’t you say so !” The lawyers had to giro it op. Throfc of on oue side, and the landlord alono had beat them all. CRAMPS. The most terrible of pains, says HalVaJonr nal of Health, arise front the veins ’ taing-so full of blood that they swell uut, press against' the large nerves, and thus impede- the circula tion of the vital ttnid, la smaller -tierves,. the distension produces neuralgia, .which ialiterally “ nerve-ache.” The cause of the onnsnal ful£ ness, of tho veins is that the blood is so. impute, so thick, so full of disease, that it cannot flow by nature’s ordinary agencies. In proportion as-it is thick,'at is cold, and this abnormal state indicated by the feebleness of the pulse. - la cholera patients it is very marked, and exists, days and weeks before the attaok. The follow ing- simple method of treatment is given " \yhen a person is attacked with a cramp, some hot water quietly and &peditionaly 4for noise and acclamation' of grief tind alarm still further disturb the nervous equilibrium,) ptft the sufferer in the witter as completely, 'as possi ble. and thus beat is imparted .to the blood,’' which sends it courting along the reins and the pain is gone. While tho water is in prepara tion, rub the cramped part yery briskly wlth the band dr a woolen flannel, with your tnpath shut! You am rub harder, ; faster, and more efficiently; because it saves the sufferer from meaningless and agonizing enquiries. A man in pain docs not-.want to be talked to ; be wants relief—not words. If all oould know, aa physi cians do, the inestimable value of quiet compo sure and a confident air, on the part of ope who attempts to aid a'sufferer, they could bo practi ced with ceaseless aSaiduity by. the considerate aud the humane.” ! ‘ ’'-■ ■■ The Right Rind or a Noise.— Rigid disci plinarians in the army arc often annoyed by the religious zeal of Christian soldiers, but grgft Generals like Cromwell and Wellington, knew bow to turn this zeal to good service'. Heed ! ia a characteristic anecdote of General Jackson I An officer complained to Gep. Jackson ; th*t some soldiers were making a noise in their tent. “ What are they doing T” asked the-Genienl. “ They are praying now, but have been ting ing,” was the reply. ; *.. . “And is that a Crime I” the General de manded. . “ Tbe articles of war order banishment fox any nausea! noise,” was the reply. “ God forbid that graying should be an onn snal noise in my camp,” said General- Jackson with much feeling, and advised the officer tb |gbt wfth them. iV ; . I-,, ' - g®" Some benevolent persona in Cincinnati recently met with a- five year old girl intho streets, and accompanied her home to a cellar’ in .a dirty alley. Thbre reeking In filth, on • straw .pallet in a corner, lay the mother, drunk and nefirly naked. A son and a daughter oc cupied tbe pallet with her. Tbe apartment won a|so tenanted by a well-known fighting char acter add his wife. In another hovel. If it were not for the frost, the mud would have been ancle deep; around the stove sat four wo men ond four men. ;The men said' they were strangers, and the husbands of the woman were in jail for drunkenness. The women were half wild kith whiskey and almost naked. “A Nick Little Aeuanosment.”—OnThnrs day evening last, a couple of youijg folks called on Esquire F-, and after considerable faeqif** iion, requested to bo united in the "holy bands of matrimony/* which request the . Squirk at onco proceeded to comply with. The .‘bride, from the lateness of the hour and the peculiar nature oftbo call;' thought some explanation necessary, and so very innocently remarked .-r-' ,\Ve came from Columbia county to attend the Fair, but finding the taverns all full and do place for Alook to Bleep, wo concluded to get married, so he could - sleep with me.” Snob a wife as that;ls worth having,—Madison (Vis.) 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