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Acinm- of the lyi.U ; vo. and Ckolp. a I Ho, for j v.f, ln [’■ mi UtUou. regulating the Jhi.e.h,, ■■ ■■equal —being an auli-spnsuu.it,c\ -v in "11 cases of Costli.-mi, ■ life ovi’. No. 400 Jiroadwny, Ncvv-Yu.-k. h&k up. II living LYZED I.- “a mo c'-it'iili;.l ft’cniciit’L ai.-l S. anhaup, Analyze, the Blood i,r I'.n.-Upiptioll, LiViJ' i wo find in rt-.ry inft.mri ■'r 1 . lobules of Blood. SitpjAy tli' -o i iii.iilu veil. The I1 Ltsgs, Inducing Const;; rii-w XjK for IiEWIBSsION f>F SflKlTf. M Ciirosic Ccr.ir-LU.Nb. ' limit, mid XliivoH rr.osTiu . l.vi.'itA.-Xo. 8 for J>wws'.'"- ■ ; ■ ■.■■urjitwti it is Taken 1 n* Dboi-s . ■. tho Lirculati.in, mi that ... I is for fEMur, Ir.trt.rLvu . k<\ Sec special direttjc.ns fit ... .UTTiONS, SCROiCLOTS,IiIiIDNLT. ; <-i“ No. 5. In all cases the di . I.nvcd. Price of the BUxxl Feed CHURCH Sc BUPOXT. j. •. Son Broadway, Ncw-Y«rk. : ..dilpliiH, atidCr. 11. ICEVSEH, \V. T. Murray, Ilollidoyshurg; .. ;.-.ts throughout tin- country. 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Advertisements not marked with the number of insertions desired, will be continued till forbid and charged according to the above terms. Business notices five cents per line for every insertion. Obituary notices exceeding ten lines, fifty cents a square. Select |Nrg. THE MECHANIC. „ s. There ho goes with steady tread, Toiling for his honest bread ; Sleeves uprolled and cheek high flushed, While the city still is hushed. Oh 1 the strong mechanic 1 The sinewy armed mechanic ! With his broad chest swelling to the stroke, Of the hammer against the lusty oak, Driving the nail with a hearty will, Whistling or carolling, never still, But even in labor doing His will, Who loves the noble mechauic. Etna smoke and Versuvius flame, Oft are the allies of earth-born fame, But to hew the rock from the vaunting cone, And to change, to blessings the flinty stone. These do the mechanic! % The sinewy armed mechanic! Giving his babes what God gave him, Force of muscle, and vigor of limb, Scorning the fear that his boys shall bo, The pampered weaklings oflnaury, Or his girls fair puppets fur men to sec; The brawney backed mechanic. But mind! I speak of the real thing, Not of the k iik! who laugh and sing, And shout at the travern and curse about. And who care neither for themselves nor God ; But the true, the earnest mechauic, The clean, white-souled mechanic! The man who polishes head and mind, While he frames the window, and shapes the blind, And he utters his thoughts with an honest tongue, That is set as true as bis hinges are hung, This is the nobleman, among The noble band of mechanics. God the Maker—l reverent gay — XIo is a worker by night and day, Framer of skies, and builder of hills, Making worlds by the space he fills, He in the Master mechanic.' Making a palace of every star, Fashioning out of the air, a car For the sun to speed on his royal way, Over the tire white track of the day, Yea, God has labored—h.bors away— Take cheer, then, noble mechanic! Select UP&wfllang. TWO HOURS WITH A MADMAN. It happened one time that in travelling across a tract of country where I had business, I got benighted, and about 8 o’clock, my horse and myself being tired and pretty near worn out, I drew rein before the door of a comfortable look ing farm-house, and dismounting, knocked at the door with the handle of my whip. It was opened by a little girl who stood in the door way, holding a candle in one hand, and keeping back her thick curly hair with the other, while she looked at me half shy, as if demanding my business. “ My dear,”' I answered to that questioning look, “is there any one in the house besides yourself?” “ Yes, there is,” she answered ; “father and mother, and the boys.” “ Well ask your father to come here a moment, I want to speak to him.” She retreated and entered the room behind her, and in about a half a minute the farmer ' came out. I made known my business, explain ed that I had been overtaken by night, that my destination was several miles distant and that my horse as. well as myself were unfit for fur ther traveling until we hud procured food and rest. With the hospitality common to all farmers, especially American, my host for the night bade me welcome, Conducted me into a large kitchen, with a floor so white that you involuntarily pitied the hands and arms that had brought it into such a state of cleanliness, and bade mo seat myself before the blazing fire while supper was being got ready ; and then, not forgetting my horse, he told one of the boys to feed him and take him to the stable. After supper, as I felt unusually tired, I ask ed to be shown the place where 1 was to pass the night, and was conducted to a comfortable room with a downy bed, white counterpane and curtains, upon the second floor, by my host him self; after bidding me good night, he left the candle with me and departed, closing the door after him* * Tired bnd sleepy as I was, I hurriedly un dressed,' went-to bed, and in fire minutes was soundfy sleeping. A grinding souud awoke me —at what time I don’t know—but the moon, which did not rise till very late, was fully up, its bright rays streaming through the window, from which Lbad purposely looped back the curtain, so that the first streak of daylight might wake me, as I was anxious to proceed on my way. There, silting full in the moonlight was a man with a long earring knife in his hand, which be was‘sharpening upon a piece of grind stone, which I now perceived made the sound that had awakened me. I thought surely 1 Was dreaming’; or, if 1 was awake, what in the name of heaven? meant what I saw? And still the man leisurely ground the blade of the knife, and in a perfect stupor of amassment llay perfectly quiet with wide open eyes looking at him. [independent in everything.] In a few minutes he stopped grinding, and passing his finger carefully along the edge of the knife lie nodded and shook his head knowingly, to intimate to himself that he had brought the blade to a proper degree of sharpness. My blood ran cold ; a kind of panio seized me when I saw that action and the cool calculating smila with which be held the knife up between him and the moonlight, looking at it with the air of a connoiseur. Then he leisurely got up, stepped over to the table where I had left the caudle stick and commenced looking around for something —a match, I conjectured. While his back was turned, the idea of slip ping from the bed and bolting for the door sug gested itself to me ; but before I had time to act upon it, the match was found, and holding the candle in one hand, the match in the other, and the handle of the knife between bis long, wolfish teeth, he came over towards the bed.— lie lit the candle and then took the knife from between his teeth, and took firm hold of the can dle in bis hand. He bent over me flashed the light full upon my eyes, and perceiving I was awake, exclaimed, with a wild kind of laugh : “Ha! ha! Awake, eh ?—Ha! ha! Glad of it sir; I meant to awake you, if you hadn't done it yourself. I consider it cowardly to kill a sleeping man.” And he laughed, at me again, and peered into my face with his red-hot burning eyes. I could see at once that be was mad, and I saw the horror of my situation was increased.— At first I had thought—but now, 1 knew that he was a mad man from his own words, he intend ed to murder me, and I felt that little short of a miracle would save me. After he had taken a good look at me, he sat down upon the bed and to my intense horror be gan slowly running bis finger, with great, care along the edge of the knife—evidently he had no intention of suffering by the experiment.— And then he said . ■ “ I don’t intend to kill you just now—perhaps not for an hour—but 1 guess that’s about the longest you have to live. First, I mean to have a talk with you. Do you happen to know where I came from ?” I did not, indeed, and I told him so, wishing within myself, with all my heart, that he would take it into his crazy brain to find his way back there, and leave me to sleep in peace. “ V.ou don’t know, eh ? Well, I don’t mind' telling you. Don’J, you see that spire away there to the left ?” No, I didn’t sec the church spire, nor any thing else in the world at that moment, but the burning eyes of the maniac. So I told him 1 didn’t see the object he spoke of. *• Don't see it eh? How blind? Why see there ?’’ And to aid me in discerning this ima ginary object, he rose and went towards the window and looped the blind still further back. There—do you see jt now ?” “ No,” I said, “ I don’t see yetand I hoped he would try to pull the curtain still further back, or pull it down, or something—anything to divert his atteution from me a moment long er, that I might leap from the bed and then bolt out of the room. 1 was already sitting up, and to glide down upon the floor was the work of an instant ; but that moment the ■ madman, annoyed that 1 couldn’t see the church spire, dropped the blind, turned around quickly, muttering—“blind, blind and instantly comprehending my inten tion to esciipe, bounded towards me with aspring like a wild cat, and catching hold of me with his bony hand, waved the gleaming knife over me in such close proximity to my face, as to be anything in the world but pleasant. “ Ob, you will, will you ? Just lie down there —still now—still, or I’ll kill you before even the half hour is up. Lie down !” And with herculean strength he lifted me up with his one band —and I was no feather in weight, I can tell you—and bounced me down with a force that shook the whole bed. I did lie down, and seeing that I was inclined to obey, he directed my attention to the window again, by inquiring : “ Do you see the church spire, now ?” , I didn’t see it any clearer than before, it be ing slightly impossible, as no church spire ex isted within ten miles. But 1 saw that the ma niac was getting irritated at my want of capa bility to see what did not exist, so I thought it might be as well to keep upon good terms with him, and todiis question this time I admitted I did see the spire. “Ah, good, good. Well, under that spire is a church and around the church is a grave-yard. There 1 live, and there I came from. It’s very lonesome sleeping there in the damp, cold ground; and the grave worms—ugh! to feel them creeping along, over one’s skin—so slimy, and slippery, and cold, banqueting upon the warm flesh of the dead ! They say the dead are cold : it’s a lie, sir, a lie!—Feel my flesh ; is it cold?” He bared his skinny arm and forced me to lay my hands upon it. “ There is that cold ?’’ I told hiu no. “ Is it warm ?” 1 replied that it was, and be continued : “ They make it cold—the grave worms do.— They make it cold and slimy as they crawl over it. Did you ever feel the grave-worms on your flesh ?'” I shuddered with disgust as I told him, ‘ ‘ No.” “ You\didn’t, eh? Lucky dog. lucky dogl But you're not dead yet; wait awhile, and you’ll feel them, just as I do, pretty soon.” And he whirled the carving knife round and round his head, and then Drought it down with a sudden swoop till he grazed my throat. With a groan of agony, not for the slight scratch, but the horror of miud Under which I was, I recoiled from the glittering blade, shud dering as if I would have sunk down through the bed—down, through the floor. With a loud laugh the maniac observed my terror, and then he said. “Frightened, eh? Frightened! I Will not kill you for half an hour yet. I’m going to ex periment upon you. 1 think I will bleed you to death, just to try how long it will take you to die, eh ? What do you think of it ?” Whut did I think of it? My God ! I thought nothing, only that I would soon be dead, or mad as my companion, if some deliverance was not soon opened up. I never prayed much— God forgive me! but just then, I breathed something, I scarcely knew what, for aid, for deliverance. 1 knew that I dared not attempt to escape. My first movement would have been the signal for my death blow; and if I called aloud, I might not awaken any one in the house, but merely infuriate the madman to such an ex tent ho might immediately butcher me. What under heaven to do I knew not, and if the ma niac, in bis desire to “ experiment,” should open a vein, I would inevitable blera to death. Meantime he was waiting for an answer to bis question, and repeated, rather angrily,— “ AVhat did I think of his proposal to bleed me to death ?” I was about answering something desperate, and giving myself up for lest when a bright idea flashed across my troubled brain. Oh, how devotedly I thanked heaven that I had read i the “ Arabian Nights” in my boy-hood ! There i was my idea, which as yet, only heaven knew { whether it would be successful or not: 1 would I tell him stories, and beguile his fancy till mor ning, and then surely, I would have some means of escape. 1 answered bis question by another. “Suppose. I tell you a story about-bleeding to death—or rather about a man supposed he I was being bled to death, and died from the fright ?” “ Died from the fright, ch ? Let us hear it.” Very gladly 1 began, making it long, and ad ding as much as I possibly could to the original, which was something I recollected long ago to have heard about some one who wished to “ ex periment,” and had a man blindfolded, bis arm bandaged, and gently pricked, but not sufficient ly to bring the blood, and then heard the regu lar drop, drop of blood—or what he supposed to be his own blood, though in reality only wa- , ter, till he died from the mere supposition that he was being bled to death. 1 fprgetsJhe story now, but is familiar to every one. When I con cluded, I suggested to the maniac that he should try this model experimenting, and see how long I would lake to be frightened to death. “ Yes, yes, he answered, with a sly, cunning laugh ; “ very good, very good,’,’ and seeing thro’ the device, with the cunning of madness, he laughed again as he said—“ Very good, sir, very good. And you would take till morning to die, and meanwhile I want a companion in the church yard yonder ; down among the grave worms. Come, bare your arm, and let me do as I said. I’ll bleed you 1 intended to have taken your head off first, but I’ve changed my mind, because I wouldn’t like to have a head less companion. Bare your arm.” God ! what was I to do ! I felt my brain seethe and whirl, as though I, too were going mad. With a desperate effort to be calm, I said. “ Suppose I tell you another first ?” “ Oh, no you can tell while you bleed.” ‘‘But I shall want to watch the blood flow too,” I said, with an effort to refrain from shud dering. “ True, true,” he said. “ Well, let’s hear your story—quick, begin.” 1 wailed fur no urging. 1 too glad to fiud him in the humor to listen ; so 1 began to relate every story I could think of—as soon as one was done beginning with another—and in this manner nearly two hours passed. As I was about to begin another story, he stopped me peremptorily. “No more; no more ! I won’t listen! I’ve listened too long already, and I’Ve no time to bleed you either ! 1 may take off your head os 1 first intended disagreeable as it is to hare a headless companion ?” Around and around his head again went the glittering knife, cotring down in a direct line with my throat; and then as he drew the edge, sharp as a razor, touched my skin, I forgot the prudeut consideration that had hitherto kept me silent, and gave vent to my horror and terror in a cry so loud and long, so shrill and ear-pierc ing, that the maniac started back in affright, and actually trembled at the unearthly sound. No wonder! 1 tremble this moment myself, when I think what an awful cry it was; and I almost fancy. I can still bear the sound of it, when I close my eyes, and shudderiudy look back to the hour. The effect upon the madman was not of long duration. A third time be waved the knife around his head, aud was just preparing forward when the farmer aud his eldest son burst into the room. The efl’ect that these new actors up on the scene produced upon the madman was strange and almost incredible. The knife re mained uplifted, the hand in which it was held seemed suddenly petrified and unable to move. He cowered beneath the gaze of the farmer, as the child mith do under the eye of the master, and without the slightest resistance, allowed the knife to be taken from his hand and himself quietly lead trou the room by the farmer and his son. Then, when I was left alone, the reaction af ter all my terror, horror, and excitement, over powered me, and I sank back upon the bed al most insensible. Thank God for my escape and hardly conscious of my feelings and actions, I lay quite still, awaiting what was to follow. I felt that there was no further cause for alarm, and in a dreamy sort of a way I tried to account for the adventure. I looked around upon the room, and all so seemed like a dream that I could almost have persuaded myself that 1 was a victim of an un pleasant illusion ; but then, to bring me back to the realities of all that had transpired, there was still the light burning upon the table, and I knew I had put out the light before retiring ; and another proof that I was awake, and had been for a couple of hours past, was the scratch upon my throat, where the knife had grazed it, and I shuddered to think how nearly my thread of life had been cut in two. Presently the farmer and his son returned, and I was informed that my terrible and most unwelcome visitant was an unfortunate broth-- in-law of the farmer, who had been crazed for some years past ; that during certain seasons, especially at that phase in which the moon then was, ho was quite mad and dangerous, though at other times harmless. Unfortunately forme, his door had been neglected that night, and in stead of being locked had been left open. , I lis tened to all these explanations, and received my host’s apologies and expressions of regret for my disturbance and peril, by making a mental vow never to sleep with the door unlocked in a strange house, and if ever placed 80 that I should be obliged to crave the hospitality of strangers, to make particular inquiry whether any mat! per son, brother-in-law, or other, dve<in the house. Witty Perversion.— A minister had a quar rel with one of his parishioners v by the name of Hardy, who showed considerable 7 resentment. — On the succeeding Sunday the divine preached from the following text, which be pronounced with great emphasis, and with a Significant look at Hardy, who was present: —“ There is no fool like the fool-Hardy. ” Ignorance. —lgnorance is often the source or the most intrepid action, and the most implicit faith ; since there are none so fearless as those who have not light enough to see their danger; and none so confident as.they who 'have Ootsiif ficient knowledge to discover'their own error. Christ is the sun, and all: the watches of oar lives should be set by the" dial of bis mo tion. EDITORS AND PROPRIETORS. One Hundred Tears Ago. —One hundred years ago, there was not a single white man ia Ohio, Kentucky, Indiana, and Illinois territo ries. Teen, what is Dow the most flourishing port of America, was as littlo known as the country around the mountains of the moon.- It was not until 1799 that the “ Hunter of Ken tuck,” the gallant and adventurous Boone, left | his home in North Carolina, to become the first | settler of Kentucky. The first pioneer of Ohio did not Settle until twenty years after this time. A hundred years ago Canada belonged to France, and the whole population of the United States did not exceed a million and a half of people. A hundred years ago, the great Frederick of Prussia was performing those exploits which have made him immortal in military annals, and with his little monarchy was sustaining a single handed contest with Russia, Austria and France —the three groat powers of Europe combined. A hundred years ago, Napoleon was not born, and Washington was a young and modest Vir ginia colonel-, and the great events in the his tory of the two worlds, in which these great but dissimilar men took leading parts, were then scarcely foreshadowed. A hundred years ago, the United States were the most loyal part of the British Empire; and on the political horizon no speck indicated the struggle which, within a score of years there after, established the -greatest Republic of the world. A hundred years ago, there were but four newspapers in America—steam engines had not been-imagined and railroads and telegraph* had not entered into the. remotest conception of man. When we come to look back at it through the vista of history, we find that to the century which has passed, has been allotted more Impor tant events, in their beaxiug upon the happiness, of the world, than almost any other which has elapsed since the creation. B(SU A good story is told of a Washington county man, who on his way to Cincinnati be came somewhat elevated by sundry “ drinks,” but as good luck would have it, found a boat at the wharf and was quickly on his way; Soda after leaving the wharf, a man came around for his fare. Horrall handed out a five dollar bill, and received, four dollars and ninety live cents in change. Ho rammed it into his pocket-book with great eagerness, supposing the clerk had made a mistake. That done, he lean ed back into bis chair and fell asleep. A little while and he was plucked awake by the same man, who again demanded fare. “ Discovered the mistake,” thought he, holding out a hand ful of change. The man, as before, took only five cents, and Horrall again went into a doze. Ere he had got fairly to dreaming of home and friends far away, around came the collector again, and thus it went on for a long time. At last Horrall thought it very inconvenient, and concluded to vote the collector a nuisance, and give him a bit of advice besides; so, said he— Is (hie) this a da-n-ger (hid oos bo (hid boat ?” v * “ By no means,” said the man. " Bran new:” “Then, by gummy, (hie) why do (hie) don’t you collect all the fa (hie) at once—not bother a fel (hie) heller for it every mile oa it (h|c) comes due?” “ Really,” said the man, you are going?” “ Cincin (hie) hinnati,” said Horrall. •‘Cincinnati,” said the polite conductor; “ why, you must be sadly out of your reckon ing. This is the ferry-boat, and all this after noon you have been riding to and fro between New Albany and Portland.” That night llorrall staid in Louisville. Comfoetees out of Newspapbes. —Soon af ter the advent of chilly nights, finding the ex-, tra covers too heavy, and remembering the sug gestion of a year ago, I took off a weighty cov erlid and substituted a half dozen copies of a popular weekly. I never slept more pleasant ly. 1 mentioned it to some of my acquaintan ces, who, on trial of the past two weeks, pro nounced it effectual I used it on. the beds in my house, and as nothing ean be cheaper, I feel authorized to recommend it for general use. 1 hud the curiosity to weigh the newspapers in use on my three beds, and the amount of all was only three pounds. The papers can be spread loosely, overlapping on* another, though for convenience I have pasted the edges togeth er. How trifling is the cost, and how easily ob. tained ! A pound or two of old newspapers can bo procured for four cents as pound, and if spread between two light covers to retain them in their place, will keep a person comfortable whether he be rich or poor. The experiment can easily be tried.— Evening Pott. The Infast. — A lovely child lay sleeping, the moonbeams kissed its forehead, and in every ray of light an angel sported. No wonder they should leave their £dcn hoaie to linger awhile on earth to gaze upon aught so lovely. -Pitre as a snow wreath which mantles the Alpine hills, or the lily with its brow bedecked with pearls, was this infant—sin had ne’er touched it. Its little heart was far from guile os v,as the seraph’s which looked down upon Its beau ty. Nor were the angels alone gazing;.no, no, a fond mother watched It, and as the moon beams played around its cheek, she thought of the innocency which dwell within the heart of her cherished infant. A Lady’s Opinion.-— ln a novel at a circulating library, this passage is marked and much thum bed : “ There is no object so beautiful to me as a conscientious young man. I watch him as I do a star in heaven.” . ' “ That’s my view exactly,” sighed Miss Jose pbene Hoops, os she laid down the volume. “In fact, I think there's nothing so beautiful as a young man, even if he ain’t conscientious !” S&~ A bevy of children, were telling their father what they got at school. The eldest reading, spelling and definition. “ And what do you get my little one t” mid the father to a rosy cheeked little fellow, was at the time slily driving a tenpenny into the door panel. , “ Me? Ob, I gets readin’, spellin’ and spank- ing.” IB> Tb® most intense mode of i expressing contempt in Milwankie, is to exe(aim» »• Go, I have no more tp say! I scorn you as I do'a ■glass of water 1” BSU God esteems men’s deeds by their minis* and not their minds by their deeds. I x ifirSio my but it doll never Nfcn in anysktat. • • - • T" ■" NO. 35. “ where do you think