SHEY’S SATED Syrup. PUBLIC lUP which hiTS.tOofci ImM.' becn giv-eu •IKcilil v, nnd cffoctimii i :r PP«Une I)renara,i„„ “ r «- v uluipe < >r fortoV , as ~“ni»r "1 Imnnlcis in’ii Ut kft •v Ml;.* it. ,n »*»avtioi, fi:!r K ntirea that -•r ■s»on.whorenife toB n I'ii‘oa, in nine ca£* ort “' minion of the d2S?.,° ut °f cliildbooUt^J'^veor. -?K^ssr your tesy’sf"***.* jiyv*T M EX T IN COOK- \y» OASAXDSAVprc in offering to the pnblls IK CONSUMING "Web is destined U gR SS FUKL nly. quickly and regular 1 ol giw arista ftotu this I consumed ere it can *1! ■rn<;k(> (u, that unpleasant ' «!so cousumtdLsido of danger of flues J or or the mortar loosened by m T ‘nvited to call« _Mnsonir Temple, and*s. 3HN SHOKMAKKR, ” !!cntf„r Stair aunty. . ■‘ilor Cooking and fi ce ' fAug. 12.1858. K GAZETTE.— ime and Criminals u to circulated throughout • f.rcat Trials. Criminal n tlie some, together with . not to bo found in onj n ; SI for six months, ts liould nrlto-thelr namsi tork Police Gazette, ■Acie York City. •VE, TOR MA ■owdur for Washing, one ‘P: Castile Soap, Palm -.uti.for sale at A. RODSH’g. AT H. TUCH’S, iiu I der Seam Fine Shifts ER’S ITTERS. period, every mem- subject to diseasa ly functions; but, c and the exercise y may be able so to secure permanent ipliah this desired rersuo is certainly ■ natural state of 'vital strength and . Hostetler has in* reparation bearing v medicine, but one rs, giving satisfoc* 1 it. The Bitters ; stomach, bowels, to a healthy and iy the simple pro ■c, enable the ayi- , Indigestion, Nan* et itrvpr any Bilious i morbid inaction moducing Cramps, dorbus, &c., these x, go gencrallycon causcd principally et, will be speedily tins preparation, is probably more ! forms, than any l.ich may always ts of the digestive out fail- by using HITTERS, as per •this dincase-every .tors of some kind; iuown to be infal* p Bitters, as apre t l.cner of the sys ihom oil there is ilt by people than i preparation cmSf sxpeviments which aiuc of this great cdical science. •ying and provok rilcutless grasp on i;u to a mere sha idering him phy can be driven : HOSTETTER’S r:her, none of the contracted, even Bitters arc used . J.UQtxtmXfU.*. T\ R S. GOOD & GEMMILL HAY 1/ ISO entered into Partnerahlp In the Practice of Moiiclno, respectfully tender their services to the Public In lbs eercral branches of their. Profession. Calls will bo answered either dayor night at their office -which is the same os heretofore occupied by Dn> Hkat i t Good,—or at the Logan House. April 21st, 185'J-3m i W. M. LLOYD & CO., altooka; pa., JOHNSTON, JACK: &CO., aoLLWArsauna, pa., zB^^;oB£B&BL«3 a (Lute “ Bell, Johnston, Jade $ Co.”) Drafts on the principal Cities, and Silver and Gold for sale. Collections msde. Honeys received ondeposite, payable on demand, without interest, or upon time, with interest at fair rates. Feb. 8d,1850. . '» f ANDS! LANDS I! LANDS!!! Jyinie undersigned Is prepared to locate LAND WAR RANTS in the Omaha'and Nebraska City load Offices.— Good *vl*cti , Thm. A. Scdrr, Snpt-'P. R, R., “ - D. MoHrataia, Esq, Hnnttngdnp. T at law M o ALTOONA, BVAlir™, Ptt -> Irnrpractice. law i«H#”?Xcral Courts of Blair, Cambria, Hsntmgdon, Clea>*«3j Centre and adjoining counties.— ilso In th*JU*«rtct Count of the United States. Co|lae*ki“« of claims promptly attended to. Agent for I the,sale of Real Estate, Bounty Land Warrants, .and all hseuMß pertaining to conveyancing and the law. RnrßKzxces: Hon. Wilson McCandlcs and Andrew,Burke, Esq., Pitts kurßh; Hon. Samuel A. Gilmore, Pres. Judge of Payette Judicial District; Hon. ChenardClemens, of WhceUneVtu Dob HenryD. Foster, Greensbrn-gtHon: John W. Kllllngcr! Lebanon j Hon. Wm. A. Pdrter, Philadelphia; and Hon. fitorge P. Hamelton, Pittsburg. June 16,1859-ly. Belt) Booh ifctow. THE SUBSCBIBEB HASOLATELY I opened a BOOK STORE next door, to 1m corner of Virginia, and Annie streets, There may be found I Old end Standard Authors, New Publication,s Light Literature, Periodicals and Staple and Fancy Stationery in large varieties. Alm, a new and very select lot of SHEET MUSIC. MUSIC BWKB and MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS' Oto cltteeaa of Altoona are respectfully invited to call. THE ROOT AND HEEB DOOTQB, .4- . fr . om Philadelphia, whose rooms were no dense}; ewwded on tiifc 13th of April, at the Logan House, can Ira rae Vjaee one day In each moiith. notice glv ! n .i n this paper. Ho will be In Altfio fi. 6th dlly of Mar,- alsoon the 15th of June. He hmts aU diseases llesh Is heb; to. A stc&oscoplc examlna- Lnpgs nndThroatfrec of charge. Thcn .JLooßands Ha-re testlflod to the correctness Of tu Wtag diseases without aaUngW questions. He has conrtant practice among diseases of every f aun f[* o private nature strictly eonfiden *• *®*B° e hand-bills. Dr. W. LEtTNGSTON. Boots and shoes.—the tjn dereignal lisa now on h&d and will •wtlietpstiiU store in the Masonic Tcm- HHI ivnff»S nd assortment ofBOOTS Sfe 1 ? nuxKsor made Warder, ! SandsU. Qnjn Slides .Doric k^™»m r} ’ th, s e !? *‘ toUM oflmslne*, of «tel y .“ d n Sl the “<« tenna. AI _*«•*,’66-tC] WM. 8. BITTNER, i A S „?SGE°N DENTIST. QFFICE in the masonic tem DLS? 1 - R FINLEY BE- > l * , w«to^h ?Cr ' l ‘T °^ cr *'hb *^«mMry P6ol> *°* th« ad-^^^^B® 4td”bv m f “ un ' 1 l ho °®ce heretoloreoc utJjf " r - «• n. Thomas, ' :. , ’ m. kinu, shoe bWtn it E L, tafor ®f:* I »PabUc thathe «&*. cs vf r^ m “«« d«>r to the x* fetl'to mlnn?fL? treet> w^or e he i* ,E - v «BnOK^ re "Vo **>r. . S ’ at rea »oMl)to prices, and Id a rolwtontial [Mar.ls,’Co.-tt BSSTshoemaker-john a portion of the Shop, nod anuomiw*^**^^ ,; W etr|e y sn ,, ge f n P Men'sßoots* j |e and at low rate#, [MftrJLB,’«Kf. ARE J 1 *ith the D »L*° Purchase or Bell any lager beer k w '«h of * hn AMOO»A BHKWRRY there- JHIA WATCH AND . JEWELRY STORE. _w OCCUPANT, I 2d 8t M comer ofQuarry St.49^Efij3HL 33*? tujdersignedhas leased the aboTe"BHHI9HHBbt Kfe^i! 18 wjn .keep a luge assortment of Sold ° f English and Swiss mam rSrSJ ™^<^?ftSSS6dt J. SHOEMAKER. CJTILL IN THE HELD! BKEV VkTi pa l^ « *® serve one and all With A? E^'n V n f^ P . ORK ’^ O:rTON > SAUSAGES, PUDDINGS, g ? p !i rior > 1® “Of in the market. 1 have Ptocnring the very best of stock wUh whwh to furnish the market,, an Abundant supply of which will always be kept 6n hand tdmect thewanta of the public. Those In want of anything in the m«t ww Invited to call at the old stand. *** MaylQ,’6o.-3m. W.K. LEONARD. Blair county insurance undersigned, Agent df‘ J the Blair wnnty Mutual Fire Insurance Oompanri '"'ls at all inm* toln«nw agMnrt loss or damage byAre, SttOd ittfoMcrcfadise, Purmiurt and at as rtSi ratesw ahy Company In the State: Office with Bell, Johnston, Jade A 27,CALDWELL, Lycoming county mutual MRE INSURANCE AftENOY.—The undersigned, the Lycoming MutmdEire Insurance OompanyTls at all times ready to Insure ngoinijtlogs or dzunago bylire. ■*f erc ty mcft, *> Furniture and Property of every ae*cnplion,'ln town or-country, at as reasonable rates as any company in the State. Office in the Masonic Temple. Jan. 3, ’5B-tf] JOHN SHOEMAKER, AfftnL 61 relt western insurance 1 AM) TRUST COMPANY.—lnsurance on Real or ?**?*!, property will he effected on the most reasonable te li? -it «S? entB * a Altoona at his office in Anna St. March 17, 1860.' JOHN SHOEMAKER, Agent. FTN IT E D STATES LIFE INSU- A gcncy - Anna Street, Altoona, March 17.1889. JOHN SHOEMAKER. Agent. • 'T. Or. ADLUM, NOT ARY PUBLJ C . . . J : ALTOONA* CO, PA. Cart at aU tbn.es be found at the store of J. B. Hileman . October 1; 1687. - - . JUST RECEIVED. VV) Alargo and fashionable assortment at'the store of /■ J.B HILEMAN. A LL THE STANDARD PATENT XL AIEDICJNES AI l-tf. KESSLER’S. c. JAOQARD. SAVIN GREAT I I shoe store STEWART & THOMPSON TAKE pleaOTsr in announcing to the citizens of Altoona | ttiat Just opened, on Annie street, two dS? office,- too* “an the same amis purchased elsewhere— -'teßtess “*^SfeSF fa,.*-: :: is;|a : Men’s CWf Gaiters, , i S«>|» ., 182 “ 2 00 Men s i io'ib i fa 75 « J S* Vonth’s Shoes,’ 1 « Children’s Shoes, S? „ §!• P** f on K rcas Oalters, 1 iSO “ 1 ss Oaitera with heels, 1,87“ 1 60 Superior Lasting Gaiter, 1 « Ladies Morocco Boots with heeli i 30 « ? «• Morocco Bootswithootheels, 1 25 « 1 37 nith heels, ’ J g* .. with heels/ 120“ r 25 Misses’. Calf Boota Wlth heels, 75.. J _ Mte!CB Frcn <* Morocco Boots, with heels, 1 25! for^re F ch^ )FEEDand » ACON •>*«• on hand and of pnblie patronage. BAIL BO AD LANDS FOB SALE. ON LONG CSEDif. AND AT low bates OF INTEREST I HANIBxiL AND BT, JOSEPH as^^’wraa and mm through a n. .■■■*!, Mo. ill|i| The InfidLel anti his Daughter. /■’Japhoao stern feltt todie. : Hnttine * T’fe '•wtoliad the scornful smile, ; F watering tone, ,/ the CJirtotlan’B tunable hope Wes placed above thine own: I>B beard jtteafpeak ofnoming death Without a shade of gloom, And laugh' at all the childish fears That cjnstor round the tomb. “ Or is It In |my mottos feltt? tlace, Through many a weary year long p*rt That calm ahdi saintly fece I How often do I call to mind, jtawaho is ’oeith the sod, The place, ttohaur, in which dm drew . My early ) thoughts to 6odf “TVas then she took this sooted book, And front: its bandog page, Head bow its truths support the soot In youth and Oiling age I And: bode mo in its precepts life, And by Its precepts die, JThat I might share a home of lore, In worlds beyond the sky. * ‘‘My fetter shall I look above, Amid this gathering gloom. To Him'whose promises of love Extend beyond' tte tomb ? Or curse Umßelng who hath blessed Tsds oheqaeredpatt of mine! And promlseseternal restT Or die, my sire; in thine ?” The frown upon that warrior brow Massed like a cloud away; And tears coursed down that rugged cheek That flowed not Oil that day. “tytr-not in mine,” with choking voice, The skeptfc made reply— x “But In thy mother’ll holy feith. My daughter, may’st thou die!” pkcilang. BLUE E YES BEHINDA VEIL~ • Mr> \ m & e ips Jate at breakfast—that was not an unusual occurrence—and he was ahttle disposed to be cross—which was hkewise nothing- new. So he retired behind has newspaper, and devoured his eggs and toast withbut vouchsafing any re ply, save unsocial monosyllables, to the gentle remarks of, the fresfailookmg lady opposite. ; F ra * Ed S«- Ktshi ww gathering her forces for the grand fi nal onslaught,- and when at length Mr Edge the last paragraph ‘ and tad aside the reading sheet^2 e . , Dear, didn t you say you were going £-d^ v ?” me a hundred dQUara for fo» spoki!y t forS r Bhor % itwas “ Those new sable, dear; my old affairs fytMnk— Bh ° (^ klD - lj Bha %^“d Ircal “ pshaw I what’s the use of being so extravagant 11 haven’t any money just now to lay out in useless follies. The old furs are good enough for any sensible wo man to wear. sre. Edge, good, meek little sod that she was, relapsed ihto obedient. silonce; she onjy sighed asaft inward sigh, and presently began on a new tack. “Henry, wiUyon go with me to nay | auntfs to-night “Can’t you gp alone ?” PrW l ?® l How fconld it look? Mrs. Edge s temper—for she had one, though £" d - aot W often parade iteelf—wm veryneglectful of those little attentions you used to pay me once—you never walk with me, nor pibk up my handkerchief, not notice my dress, as yon did once.” . a fellow oan't be forever wait- Sf the W 0^ en i •® n fo*?” growled “Ton could hie pplite enough to Miss Waters last ntehtwhien you never thought to ask mo I wanted anything, though heheTO you care as inuoh for me as you used to do.” A I / . A?d Hre* Edge looked extremely pret y, with teats ip her eyes and a quiver on her round rosy Ites. I; her husband; pee : “Now dbn’tbe so silly, Mark.’’ J foe me it I was warm enough, or put my shawl round me, while Mr. Brown was so w affectionate tohiswifol It was ® no^K - Henry; it was indeed.” mir now won “ etl were suck fools,” said Me. Edge, sternly, as he drew on Ms overcoat to escape the tempest which he B J W “ Am I the sort f-W Jo make a pinny of myself do ing the polite te fomale creature? Bid you ever know me jte he conscious wheth- ALTOONA, PA., THDBSDAT, JUNE .14, 1860, ■jr Lccir a. itumau. [ Mam eclipsed theblue eyes behind a little pocket handkerchief, and Henry, the savage* binged the- door loud enough to give Betty, in the kitchen, a nervous start. «Baining again! I do believe wo are going to have a second edition of the do- Mr. Edge to himself that even, ihg, as he ensoonsed hisiix feet of ini? tltie%‘t cortter of a car at “Go ahead, conductor, ean’t you?— What are you waiting for? Don’t you see we're full, and it’s dark already ?” “ In one minute, sir," said the conducr t°r, a 8 he helped a little woman with a packet on board. “ Bow, sir, move up a bit, if yoii please.” Mr, Edge was exceedingly comfortable, mdn t want to move up, but the light of the lamp, just ignited,‘falling full on the pearly forehead and shining golden hair I of dhe new corner, he altered his mind and I he did moveup. “ What lovely eyes I’f quoth he mental ly; he bestowed a single acknowledging “ Beal violet blue! the very color I ad mire most. Bless me! what business has a married man like me thinking about eyes ? What would Maria say, the jeal ous little minx! There—she's drawn a ronfounded veil over her face, and the light is as dim as a tallow dip! But those were pretty eyes!” The fair possessor of the blue eyes shivered slightly and drew her mantilla closer round her shoulders. “ Are you cdd, Miss?” Pray, honor me by wearing my shawl. I don’t need it at all myself.” - She did not %fuse—she murmured some mint apologffor troubling him, but it was not a refusal. “No trouble—not a bit?” said be, with alacrity arranging it on the taper shoul ders* and then, as the young lady handed Ueriare to the conductor, he said.,to him fu ■ what a slender loveiy handl If there s anything I admire in a woman it’s a pretty hand. Wonder what kind of a •mouth she s got f It must be delightful if it corresponds jrwith the hair and eyes. Plague take the veil!” . But “Plague,” whoever that mystical power may be, did not take possession of the provoking veil, so Mr. Edge’s curiosi ty about the mouth of the blue-eyed dam sel remained angratified. “ Have you room enough, Miss ? I fear you are crowded. Pray, sit a little closer to me. ’ “ Thank you, sir,” was! the soft reply, coming from behind the veil, as Mr. Edge rapturously reflected—“ Like an angel worn the gloom of a dark cloud.” And ms heart gave a loud thump as 1 the pretty shoulder touched his own Shaggy overcoat in a nestling sort of way. “ Decidedly this is getting rather ro mantio, thought he * and then, with an audible whisper, “What would Maria * daaeribing 4llm «id fata aakcd the stem die—hjaor her ' I Ion & 4®rk rainy ride | was delicious with that shoulder against his ovro. How gajjantly fee Jumped up to ; £ ull , th | atra P for . her—by some favoring ireak of fortune it happened to be at the very street where he intended to stop J Andunaer all the circumstances we can I hardlv blwne him, when the car stopped so suddenly that she caught instinctively at his hand for support, for the squeeze he gave the plump, showy palm. Any man { * n r^ 3 senses would have done the same • it was such an inviting little lily! " i I * nto . the ro * n aQ d darkness our two i pilgrims sailed, scarcely more than able to steer their course by the glimmering re flection of the street lamps on the stream ling'pavements. “Allow me to carry your basket. Miss as long as our paths lie in the same direc tion, said Mr. Edge, courteously reliev ing her of |pe burden as he spoke. “And —and—-may be you’d find less difficulty 111 you’d just take my arm !” € Wefl wasn’t it delightful. Mr. Edge toi-got the wet streets and the pitchy dark ness he thought he was walking on roses. Unly, as he approached his own door, he C eo .l a . little nervous, and wish! that the lovely incognito -would hot hold on quite so tight, Suppose Marik should be at the window hn the lookout for him’, as she oftenwas, how would she interpret * He could not make her believe that he only wanted to be polite to a fair Beside? his sweeping tfelarations or the would be sure to re- { call them. v . stopped at the right number and turn ®® to bid the blue-cVed a ie- adieu, he was astonished to spo 55 ran lightly up ifce steps to enter likb- L 1; he burst' into' a Chfliy perspiration at the idea df Maria’s horror! ■■ ft , I toink ybu have made a mistake Miss/’ stammered he> “ this.oan’t be vmir Irouse. ■; ■ ■■ -v wa f too lote—she wasalready | n the Miawly Jahted■ Jiall,« turning round thtew W toping hahilimente ana made him a loweottrtefr. * t > ■*• «yhy, my wife I” gasped Edge. for«tftoh at i t forgotten all your gallantry towardsthe ladieg ; pursued the merciless little puss ; her blue ejes (they weropwtty !•) all in a dance, with nppnmed tommy. Edge looked fifom coiling toioor, in vain search from a loop-hoole of retreat * bat the search .was unavailing.. * "Well,” said he, in the most sheepish of all tones, * its the first time li everts polite to a Woman itf the cars.and ban? me if it shan't be the last” f j 8 “ You see, dear,” said the eoatatio littfc lady, “I was somewhat expect to be delayed so long,'and hadn’t any idea that I should meet with so much attention in the can, and .from iny own husband too! Goodness gracious, howi aunt Priscilla will enjoy the joke I” . “ If you tell that 014 harpy,” said Edge, in an accent of desperation, “ I never shall hear the last of it/’ I “ Very probably,” said Maria, provok mgly. . • “Now look here, darling,” said Edge coamngly, “ypu won’t say anything will you t A fellow don’t want to be laughed J at by all the world! I sajv Maria, you shall have the prettiest fhis in New York if you'll only keep quiet~you shall on my hopor.” : Thu terms were satisfactory, and Maria capitulated-Tf-who wouldn’t? And that is the way she got those splendid furs that filled the hearts of all her female friends ’ and Perhaps it was what made Mr, Edge such a' scrupulously courteous husband ever after. N ' j The Doctor Outwitted.—When %. jßodge, an eleotic physician, was lecturing on health, and particularly on the evils of tea and coffee, he happened to meet one morning at the breakfast table, witty son of Erin, of ths better class. Conversation turned on the Doctor’s fa-1 vorite subject; he addressed onr Irish i friend as s follows: , “ you think I would be unable I to convince yon of the deleterious effect of tea and coffee ?” I I don’fc know,” said Brin, “but I would like to be there when you do it !” “ Well,” said the Doctor, “ if I convince that they are injurious to your health you abstain from their use j 1” Shurq and I will^sir.” “How often do you use coffee and tea?” asked the doctor. > you will “ Morning and night, sir.” 11 Well, ’ said the Doctor, “ do you ever experience a slight dizziness of the brain before 'going to bed V* “ Id °T* ndad « I do," replied the noble son of Erxn. “And a sharp pain through the tem pies, in and about the eyes, inlho njorm “Troth, I do, sir.” “ Well, ’ said the Doctor, with an air of confidence mid assurance in his. manner, that is the tea and coffee.’’ ' “is it, indeed? Faith and I always thought it was the whiskey I drank.’’ _ The copmany roared with laughter and the Doctorifnetly retired. He was beaten. PAT AND THE JUDOS. L being the head of I « Wohaw” navigation the hotels in that town were fall to overflowing' when Judge arrived and asked’the Jandioto I lor his .room. The landlord greatly re gretted the fact, “ there was* but one! op portunity even |o sleep under his roof.and that in a double bed already occupied bv a « son of the Emerald Isle,”—£ miner trom the neighboring county, who was well acquainted with Judge B— ■ ibV I reputation.” -The Judge, making a vir tue of necessity, agreed tp sleep with Bat tor the night, and. was shown into the IBomfade, who waked Fat and told him who was to be his bedfellow.— Pas was' agreed. The landlord retired, and the Judge commenced the double process of undressing , and reminding Fat of the honor of which he was' about to: be the recipient, and at the same time talk ing pf the “ould counthry” and prepar , mg Pat to give him—the sup port at the coming election; Conversing for a long time after getting into bed said the Judge, « Fat, you would have remain ed a long time in the old country before you could have stt with a Judge would Honor,” Sd « and I think yer Honor would have been 15 lon S time before ye 4 mh a too!” The Judge waked up ne*t morning, and looked at to see .whether a bad mghfs vest badtojured his looks. **i three boys ere lately impneqned, charged with steal mgi Qne tff whom was a negro boy. On toe day aftof the boys were put in con fetbor of the colored boy caUed to sep: his recreant son, and thus addressed bim; “ Haven’t I whipped TO®, talked to you, and locked you up?— And haven’t I told you that if you asso elated with any of the darned little white cusses you’d bring up here ?”' aim of education should he to teach M rather howto thlnk/than *Wt P° flunk j rather to improve oar mincur io as to make os think for : 6«rSelv% to load the memory with the thomhite of otter men. ~ - t ; Child and tub Snakk.—Oa Thursday morning week, a little girl two oW, of Mr. Wm. McDaniel, who re sides a few miles from Wheeling, went K*? S l6 7^ t 0 P la y- In a Short time. Mrs. McDaniel was horrified at seeing her little girl coming, tottering along the path towards, the house with a largo copper head snake in her hands. The child had one hand just below tho neck, and the pother about the middle, and the forked tongue of tlm venomous creature was pro jecting from its mouth in, the moat sewage manner. The mother was almost fright ened tq death, and our informant says that she has not gotten over the fright yet.~ A member of the family immediately nut to the ohild, and, after some difficulty, succeeded in rescuing it from its perilous situation without being bitten. The child evidently thought it had found a pretty plaything, and the coldness of the morn ing had undoubtedly benumbed the snake so that it was not so aotlve.as it otherwise would have been, ‘ ‘ 1 When a Drink may be Taker Me dically,—After goose, or dock, or pofk, Irish stew, or any delicacy of the Season into which onions may have seosopingly entered; invariably after' Salmon ; when there is any washing being.doneathome: when painters ere in the bouse; when a pereon feels hunt, and doesn't know what is the matter with him ; when' a friend turns up after an absence of several years; ■ when a person has lost at or when a person has come into a large property; when a person has met with a misfortune ; when a person has quarrelled; when re- ' conciliation has taken place; when a per son is on a sea voyage, or goes on between thoacts of a five act tragedy, or a corn- J? e ?h, “9“ e St; or when you are sitting on for your wife; or when a friend drops in to smoke a aegar; and l in fact upon ill suitable occasions of sadness and mem ment, when a person frels rather low, or in very high spirits. An eccentric friend stepped into a, store which shall be nameloBs, wherc soine “colored brethren” were doing; a RtiUe trading. « Ah, Mr ——ooid our friettd “you have your cousins in, I see." The. young merchant said nothing but looked mad. Our friend stepped out, but in .a. few minutes returned, Miter the sable eus 'tomehi had deported, “ I hope you won’t take any offense at what I remarked just now/’ said he. “Oh, no/’ said thk met* chant, ‘‘l never lake offense at anything you say.” Glad of it ” replied our quiz. * art , “ the niggers are as mad aa tho’ d-—land then sloped, nanowlyfhiMiifg a flying yard stick. * ' The Chicago Writes says' that al most every day, whenthesun is atornear mondian and the sky deal, s beautiful op tied illusion may be seen by looking west in any ■'of the east and west streets, whei» the view is uninterrupted for a long distance. Remote objects, as horses and vehicles appear suspended in the air pr loom upward to colossal proportions. The illusion is produced by unequal refraction in the lower strata of the atmosphere, and its phases are occasionally very curious and interesting. ■ ’ Bsvenox and , lived ihan gratitude. Mr. Smithsnote'to keep him froni'fill ing, and he will Jforget all about it in a month. Bull Mr. Smith’s nose, and ho will cherish a secret : desire t$ ’burn your house down for the romalnderof his life. Revenge is a passion. Gratitude appears »be only a sentiment. We can all hate, mt it is not one man in a hundred that hat possesses principle enough to be thankful. 9 , In Belgium the cattle are inocula ted with virus taken from the bodies of animals that died of pleuro pneumonia, and out of 60Q so inoculated, during the x prevalence of the disease in that country, not one of them died. It is stated on good authority that the disease was impor ted into this country with some Alderney cattle which were disembarked: at Bostop. B®» Somebody says that a lady should always ask the following four questions before accepting the hand of any man N f Is lie honorable? i r : Is he kind of heart ? Can he support ine comfortably f • ; Does be take a newspaper andpay n "advance? , \ '.f B®. Thanksgiving morning, , a mfyk lady was summoned to her door to receive a splendid turkey. iC Who sent the lady. “ I was tould not to "ap plied the Hiocriuan. “ Ah ? I cap guess," responded the lady. “Bedad, that’s lost what I tould Deacon Grant.” . v ‘ S@U Humboldt once asked a cannibal if b# had known a named to bint. ■’, ■' ■ ty.gjjnififc said the Indiana"! S&» A high rent—a hole iq the/ your hat. / " r #._ V' ' yJV*».i< yes. •A ‘ ' * ♦ NO. 20.