The Altoona tribune., March 01, 1860, Image 1

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<il Has arises from ikl,
. onsumejl O ro it can “£
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also consumed luiide ~r
n.npr of mq* or chlm
- ilie iaortariooeened %j 1
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/v "iV. r einp!i», and ex-
IN SHOKMAKKR,
’-nl Omnty.
lar Cookinp and ggg
lAng.l2,lBae;
10 and Criminal# b lu
circulated tUroniJaint
srunt Trials, Criminal
t he some,together with
uot to he found imap*
i Si for »li montin, to
'•id write their name,
i,i k Police Uazette,
■ Ntw York dly. '
s: oysters:
.tjios, IhaTfconclmUd
i:S to the lowestpowl.
I>e served up on th*
■ ;; 1 roasted In tbaslisll
l uiiiiu'iits, XWKJiTJT
rulshed, In every otk
i .tin; times. i
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ane’s
i ED
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ILLS.
. L-*
:nll the:attca
;de, and more
dans' of the
e most popu
re the pubhe.
rdcbrated
iver Pills,
nend them as
nt simply for
iortSj viz. i
JUGE,
Is from the
:?,s also been
most -satis
ious Animals
PILLS,
I'OM PLAINTS,
lments. Sick
n cases of
■IGUE,.
■ taking :Qdi
a riably -irake
nt cure.
: above mstv
c Unrivaled,,
rail whoa ad
nce with the
d popularity
ctors,
THERS, -•
Pa., . '•
rug business,
teen, success
last. Twenty
>w -give their
attention to
.-id being do-
Lane’s Ccle-
Liver
rr>y the high
i among
c day, th®y
neither tin l6
ing the
and cosar
Dst thorough
orders to
ttsburgb, Pa*
1.. 1: from other*
ti.rir order*
. j urtd by
-bins to g ive tl f^hB
1.1, toony pHrl °f<P“
I , l vc tJire«-ceul
, for fourteen »•*"£
must boaccomjwml* 0 ,
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THE ALTOONA. TRIBUNE. '
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Ol p. iKilitiesl character or-individual in
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,t I . .u- r «u'i.u..Ot unU-kedwitlithenumber ofinsertions
'n, .f r.otiuacd till forhltl and charged according
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\ i.,-bo,T« live cents per lino for every Insertion
I Ol.io.mrv r.c-1 run exceeding ten lines, fifty, cen& a square
r ) K GftODJ& GKMMILL HAV-
X/ tPartuerehiji in the Practicaof
“71“ "“» b- toader their eerricestothe Public
a !:.s ..-..•n.1 bram .ivs of their .Pn >fo<4ian. ‘
: w»t«d either day or night «t their office
-’'Vi" 1. u.a sr.me-.u. liemofore occupied by Drs. Uint
i i i t-' Lvgau Uousy.
Ajuii -.V uia T * ‘
V.'. M. LLOYD & CO.,
AL'WOXA, PA.,
J OUNSTON, JACK & CO.,
uoLtiuA ys&vsa, j’j.,
s ax
il.uu "Hell, Johnston, Jack t j- Co.")
T\ HAF T S OX THE PRINCIPAL
J-' a,1!l -liver and Gold for (ale. 1 Collections
**f- •' received on deposit*. payable on demand.
vii!i9M[ i:.j.-n-Ht, or upon time, with Interest at &|r rates.'
f ANDS : LANDS!! LANDS !!!
ijlli l ' till Ur>i«ncal in prepared' to locate LA.NT) WAR
, ' r - v , i: * ,h » Omaha lied Nebraska Oily Land Offices.—
’* i s «*-e:ion* can now be nuute near tlu larjte streams
*' , 1 11,6 Lands of this Tbi ritary, u ow j u
HI r r>[ tue ln§t quality.
53- Selection* carefully made. Letters of inquiry re
‘ ALEX. F. McKINNEY.
■Oasorous, CusaCoualy, N. Ter.
V 11 : teoO.-tf
RBJEEEjtor.s;
II '. a. li. a uik. Alteona,To. *
\ « ji M. luuii Co, Bankers, Altdonn, Pa.
>“'• 1-ra Si Dhem; if.lltoru! V
T'f-*. A. Scott, Supt. I’. K. R, ■ .«•
0 MrMi'tTr.ifc'.Ksq.', IlnutlngJoh.-Ps.
[ D. LEET, ATTORNEY AT LAW
n AI,TOO\A,nr,AIR Co, w.,
„ 1 P r »e'l™ law in the several Courts of Blair. Cambria,
plMrfleli], Centro and adjoining couu*s.—
li< I in tbe District Count of tlio United States.'
' uilrciio , v..of claims promptly attended f). Agent for
I V'V” K ‘* t ? t<v Bounty, Band Warrants, and all
nimOs* pertaining to conveyancing ami the law.
RktcusccsV }
linn. VfiUqn UpCHrullci and Andrew Burke, Rsi]., puts
. non. Samuel A. Gilmore. Pros. Judge of ■Fayette
V II J n^‘V> r(;, l e,mrii demons..of-Wheeling/Fa.;
: , - 1,-nr J ». toetsr, (.reelubjurg; «un. .Telia W. Killinger,
H ua - m - it Philadelphia;. and Hon.
til Pittsburg. Jnnelß, 1859-ly. .
W R.-BOYERS,
* * • A TTOUNKY A 3 LA HJ,
ALTOONA, BLAIR COUNTV, PA.
"iil practiro m the several Courts of Blair,' Cambria,
lintiti anil Indiana cuuiitii?.
. rwic-uy attention given to tUo collection of Claims.
romittnhco* ituule. *
til'- German language fluent]v.
’ 4 - ?*• Chorr y> E **> °p
■Ui i.na, August 4,1869.—tf
Vow F 0 It FIT S!—THE SUJB
hSdIt oiffepns of Altoona
fall and winter cloths.
1 1!!?" , i - '"■'Tf'-'ttP mate to order on abort notice
,'aL irio-oaable term* aa any other Tailor hi the
POOTS AND SHOES.—THE -UN
lias ww cn hatirtand will -■».
.11 ch..p at hi* now' 'l*' tho Mwbhte-Tetri- itiA
i\n sf^«S nd c ‘«‘>plete assortment ofBOOTS ,Wf .
irewlj- miuUio&jiiiule ttToriler, "Hi
Shoes. Cork
*1 T’,®" 1 in hi. Ilo* of business, of
‘ lua J u y aml °n.triB most reasonable terms. AIF
V 01 * Tk R-nmmteJ
hv. 2,
WM. S. BITTNER.
H R6EON DENTIST
{)v;.,!' ;K in the.masoxicmim
««* A Stndm. mated. , ; , ®' ‘ SS -^
{Vj- ,WM. R- FINLEY HE- m
MT.CXfGT.LV offers )>!s .—-.«•■ ■ rf- n . mf
H £ Komi, ■; ;■ '
Ffctt'CHEST PKO
viu! j* .SlltoLi) AOAIKBT TIIOSB
Uroneliitia, Cortgh*(Tflto;
AgCS^ay
ft] K . UGHT4 MOKE LIGHT !
;f', L *K, a "fit «ll aUlrt^pS
<fs- ■ ■.
,oaccr
10 Ct'T
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AN#
gjdrt» ■
SpaaSS LAI »* AS
% .?;« Shw », Ba&Ob muJCWi
H.TPCH*S |
■ f ■; '■
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8 month*. « monthn. 1 year.
$l6O $3 00 $6 00
260 <4 00 700
4 00 0 00 10 00
6 00
•8 00 12 00
« 00 10 00 14 00
1(< 00 , -14 00 ,20 00
25 00 40 00
1 75
\ J - M OSMMIIL, M. D
1- J. SHOKUAKER.
’
EXPBNDITUJEIES
D i„
lnt^
zi? QOyt| l e '■ - ■' !
1857
««BS^^S^»...-..25;
18^^-^itebßi£li % <v'i.A' ■ S??" er » 21 50
t o,> ? ;,<« = • .Woodberrr 115 'I
Usß Jos Irwin " <( »»ooa Derry, 55
«• saaw&'S ~s
“ Darid Heucboy, “ Ant^®® 3 '* 80 80
“ GeoKoon" : * £“£' . 375 93
“ Jacob DelL “ * 453 00
“ I* lineman. ' n 'S^f 210 35.
? - oSSfil- «gg
■■ wmSSS, " SSST’ 14155I 4155
u ileo B Bowers • “ „ Q . a . t . o , n > , '635 66
“ « »
I IF ii
‘•' ' “
“u f9ia. niMit „ Tyrone Bor., 102 13
T - « spz |S
: U§%T > ■•'SSL. - si
: sm»- “■ ssar -««
: ?««.. ■:• Ssr,- gs
■‘ SH - pJT- ,fgg
I f» , : (gr- if
“ W ia< Kt' v lßler ’ '“ Tyrone, 830 80
*Vm btokCH, “■ Tvrnnn’wA.. ~r
Aliut Butledgo, “ Woodberry,'’ 636 88
Jacob Barnbart, (Loan,) y ’ “0 f 8
Jacob Rood. Do. ’
* !*«■« Crawford, Do. ItZ “
Tboa. Bx tinker, for use of Court House,
To balance due County in bonds of Treasurer, $2,136 33
The Treasurer, (Joas LiNQAmr,Ja»lcß credit for^th^'fol
lowing disbursements, to wit;
Bj amount paid—
grand and Trarersd Jurors, w fil Q ,
■ Directors of tlio Poor,? "
Gas’for Court House, * s 22 JJf?
9 ' 1 , C " Dfcr ; County Commissioner, in full. ■’b oo
Jacob Barnhart, “ 1 V®
! ilflT*’ “ :: K
iO 1 C TrX e b; prtM^ C °- ojm - ° n<U:tft '* ' i9 “f f
; McCrum &. Deni, “ £ "
James, Beil, « - ®
Coußcyaiond, “ ??
J i’.rtm Jones, , “ t - 5l
For Fox, Wolf and Wild Cat Scalps 70
Election Fees iS ‘2
Assessors Jrf 37
Constables i 21
Criminal prosecutions ™ E?
Road A lews, ™ ®»
Inquests'
Sf?. I "'®’ attending prisoners 23 2S
■\J\ r Ja ' ! ls oU. wood for Jail g ~
J M Heujtt, merchandise forjail to ii
Jonathan Ptitler, wood for Jail •
Tnhn l r'i Farl:lne * 9°-’ «***««• for Jail I S?'
John Dipner, repairs t*v. jail • qr?
AV ilcFarlHnd. bedsteads for Jail ®
O D Lloyd. coal for Jail J \ 2°
Dmdsoy, ropairsfor jail 2 In
R Pwoncrs, 8 or
£ nw 011 ’ "kitewaahing, 4c., for Jail ? ™
n Charles, chips for Jail ? ™
Jclm Lingafcit, fir SS S?
Tb e! 0 ;! ??"’ W oven for Jail ,
JllUltoS S'Sgj. n •.»
pil.j. Wertz, chips for jaU J ?SE
i for.prisoneni 050
Jas woHc do*' ’* * - 50
H Si
«»
forjaU 45 ?T
I.'Goldman, clothing forpHsfowra 4 iS
John
John McClure, corts onlicenseg ?J ~
actt ?elL w * **^ m S,dead children' to poor House |OO
if ° e \r at, ’, nt Ga *Rnrncre for Court Hoage 7
r> ?J~ ,10| fo r Cbort nouao ISS
G ?f M * tar “ fo* Court House rto
nH^ ’ c< , )al hauling for Court House 38 IS
B n rti £ *?• W*. >“«Un? for epart Hou™ »?2
PMiSSUSS 4 -"
? r ' ,od ’ T ax refunded - iSS
Sam I Hoover, amount landed i £
fox refunded ' - jIS
TnW^^^ oo^ .... »S
John Gurley, costa m licenses S S?
Jame* EmU and Maria Q win, <!»».». ,? 5J
' nf° A^» ; paylng watchman ofilcKim • lie So
.“ ■ .
« fj”*’ 2 *!-, 00 account ; 2)£*S
Murray, auditing 52
C l' I'crry, ilhuilc Books, £c., Sr
n L Henrjt, fists •' S 5?
J olS«‘S?';sS'"'“* r “ J »•«» i» «
JoR it iiewitt, Auditor ' ' ■ if “r
•Wl-Morroa-, Auditor ' J-M-.M
<;*> f«ft to.ftill of account m Sheriff -v »« eS
lfan ’ 1 S<^
John S Riddle, Epan and interest In uort - 2IRO 22
Julin Campbell. lutercet- On Ijmui «n on
Michael BlHct. Xutercst on Xoan , a iS
tils
Balaucs to eaimr* ’ **** 489 S 8
2U6 3a
I B sAni covxjrr;, ss.: ■ - v
amined the Uraft* -of h?ve ex
con ntr aforesaid and t*.«pfittialfijlpßejw' of the
«cis m*« «»d
?smS?SKS
foregoing acconntof
“M of th»
hare au*B^F*Sw^S^S^#MJ’ ut hkniU ’
burg, thbit Hollidays
v ilpS^M.
BclaAc*" ■■■*■■■ . - SSQ OO
18706
r
W
' %xki
***M
" »ar«'
v ,: -
$17,625 £3
■ « ••
* » ' ** -
By halauoe.dne'ifrothoaotuy
J-IVBS -PGAiS; Mfgh Sheriff, in account urithßUar Co
DB.
18S9. To Kmotntil'
in cash ftMlnsa «nd Jnry fe M
B*l«nc# to 4«w!*T GoantyT "" llr * r
$1550 06
By amount of— H*■ ; CB.
«s
Jf 5
I *“ Quarter Sessions U H
10 bushels of Lime ! - 38 90.
Knives and Spo ins- > . } ®
°Mh paid tt&artid. iLuliu* and plwk for privy 8 w
' House nnd JaifyilS/ 01^o^llB Mlle * from Court B °°
Cash paid Telepmi.Ui.ug f or James Snowden 100
“ « WFooyfsr lock on Jail door i
« « 'I ushmK prisouers towels 12 00
m 4( of priaonere 12 00
« « elections for 1860 •75
~ ~. Juv for pnttln E in rratea and
furnuhiug materials for sine (sfeteS) “ «40
Cash paid for repair* at jail 1 } ® 4?.,
« « on * llB **• *ud fines col. 3 «'*
V Itewny for room door 1 00
J w \ By i b^'<Ine Jas ?uak . Sheriff $1,032 05
StnLVAt under Bg n«l, Auditors of Blair county In thn
H enD,,yivtlnia ’ hereby certify, Thac Wbave «
Sy v Prot , hou ° »“<> Sheriff of t£
thD OW " P - t 0 autt fading
• f- C. McCAHTNET. ft. g.l
JOS. Jl. UK WIT, l. a.
-«««<.—i. n. Gaebkie, Qerk Kx ' M ‘ lloyd ’ k s --
in Account with Blair
■ County for Bog Tax,
lo wnount received pf— _ _
Dllenchcy Cpil t cto ! rof f Ul ;BkcDy township S(H ‘23
O ‘ • Antis townahip 123 S
Mr '■> , ssi
p !I«u.i. q « . Catlmnne towoship 45 77
John McGr’aw « < l' rai *st.ivvn townahip 38 CO
John Westlev * Hostun townahip 60 00
Chas Bittle tt,wns > li P 148 20
“ * Woodberry townahip 68 03
$17,625 53
To balance In hands of Treasurer, "sssTto
By cash paid—
Michael Iscubcrg, R •
W Uair, 00
C Brumbaugh, ‘ 9°
D Itohiaon, , ■ ' ?,
Catharine O'Priel, • I ■ V®
Christ Ketner,' £ 60
K Tinklepaugh, ' 1- 00
Joa Dysart, 10 50
W Taylor, «8
■fJias Baker, »I 9?
John Brannon, ■ 00
George Hmigb, , ~
SHoowr, balance oratEuid IBM | 99
Conuniasion. ' * j«
‘ 838 70
o tiodereigned,Auditors of Blair
State of Pcnoßylvanm, db hereby certify that wo have ex
annned the draft, of the County ComSionon of the
ImOnHi af °, t if Sa !a’ ,* nd th * rotlc hers of the same up to and
intludtng the 2d day of January, 1860, and have seftied and
• Wngafeit,
f l,alar,c ® fl< tlic- hands ot said Treasurer
Cents 0,1,1 lrt ?- Ei « ht and &evMty
jp-iWztssr our;^
JOS. It. IIEA7IT, ’tis
... , _ • ALEX. 11. LLOYD. Ns'
Altai:— E. n. QannxEn, Clerk. L- 8 -J
A Blair Z F ,J,°,™ S f AN J )r r Xa BEETS due Vie Gourd* of
° f Janmr *> /«■»*
tXhqmas Brown. Snyder, 1861, eoa ao
wnif $% leB 'r Ga^ fi P° rt '-Wjngb, 1562, - « ©2
£“ rI . ey V^ D^Jer town9 hip, 1868, 259 19
8B °t 7 * POrt *s9 4?
ir. Jfr*nkatown township, 1864, as J*
Hugh Bunn, Catharine towuaUp, 1855/ 11 St
i?L >n i®S ter ’ tl, anne towa-ihfp, 1817, at s-
BUjah Forres, Bla ir township, 1837, ’ %
borough, 1557, 22 77
t svVIS ®n»ton township, 1857, 7-
Jnh^iSo , v n * , o N. Woodbcrrytowanhip, 1857, jg *3
John Marks.t Snyder towirship, 1857, 1 « S
township, 1857, $1 42
ueorge KUlott,t Fraukatowa township. 1857. ?n 17
Jwob noll.t Catharine township, 1858, gf ~
Y {“• KoUermnn, Qaysport borough: 1868, 37 ™
John McGraw,t Hnston Wwhhhip, 1838, i|l lo
G. B. Bowers, Hollidaysburg borough, 1858 110 28 '
Fr^ernarlantJnnista^n^lS^r’
wm. K. Plummer,f Snyder township, 1868, 3* «
Alexander Bobb, Tyrone lB6B, K ”7
A LIST OF OUTSTANDING DEBTS due the CtolnL ff
Blatr, on the 2d day bf Janwry, 1860, fur 1859: >
'm Al j e elienjr township, 1559 *541 95
James McPherson,f Antis townshlpf « io
Ahniham Kobhomf Blair township, « itefo
B. F. Roller,t Catharine township, . « j*., ~
v Fraokstown township, “ too? to
Foter StmWr.f Freedom townslilp, P ’ “ iff h
Ureenflim township; «
Alicbaol Wike.f Huston township, ,« goo «.
trough, «
ri M c ?l? re > •UuUidaprsburg borough, ■ “ «oi M
UMirf ’ «
AbrahMj2art«y,f lx)gan township, « ’ ssg«
W. F Bridenthal.t Martlnsbnrg, * « S
Jacob W,f N, Woodberry township, *• fj
George Tralstervf gnyder township, ■ « fit 7?
Samnel B. ShiflW f Taylor township, « Ht H
Andrew- Slil cr.f Tyrone township. l » fti ?V
Wm. Stoke* Tyrone Won/ P «
Ales. Rutledge,-)- Woodberry township, 14 571 52
Total amount duftthoConuty including Col*-
lectors: commissions, ' ‘ $12,137 60
.u I ' OTE -- All . nr l‘ trkea t-'tts (♦) have sinco nald lit full
thn *<t> l,aT “ siuce psldpart™ ’
Commonweal th InsuraneeCo.,
UNION BUILDINGS, Zd STREET,
„ p& 3
W* B. BOYERS, AGENT,
ALTOONA, BLAJH COVUTT, PA. 1
Chartered Capital $300,000.
TJBTffltpiNiGß AND jOTBER
A nj6{nBt Xo*a 'or Jlamago by- Fire. m*™
s«viX.rsa^|aJ£*s»J£
JH£JSPTO£&
SMS-ftWift .' GeoSergncr, .W 7 Murray.
Jik> H BwryhUL
' ******* W® * racfcr; -
; : ; ’ OPPJCE&S: :
<L ,U • ■ SIMONcASQSBON, President ’
- _ PABKB, Vice P*«'abn£
.-' Secretary. .
AOENT
. ii<t. ’
Capital andSnnitus; oretftWjtKWJW.
.■ v*v= ■■■ - ■■ ■ ■ wKBcjroKS:
. A AOwirier, OeoW Smith, '
IBafrV:
-H -
ALTOONA, PA., THURSDAY,
I .
[independent in eveeythino.J
$137 06
THE ; B2UEFIEBS BAEBIBTEH.
118 00
400 00
1092 00
* $1,660 05
$540 21
Th* jury decided at length,
After solemnly weighing the matter,
That the lawyer was drownded, because
Ho couldn't keep his head above water!”
Sderi UtisffHanir.
AN ADTEUfTURE ©IST THE CARS.
There were five of ua—yes, five as hap
py fellows as ever were let loose from Col
lege. It was vacation, and wa concluded
to make a trip to the Falls, We got
aboard the cars r at N , and were soon
travelling very rapidly toward our desti
nation.
Wq had just seated ourselves, and pre
pared for a comfortable smoke, when in
came the conductor, and who should it be
but our old friend B- . After the com
mon salutations—“how are you, old fel
low,” etc., had passed, Fred said he Had
some business for us to attend to.
“Out with it, old chum,” said we;
anything at all will be acceptable, so let
us have it.” ;
„ , Wcff, boys, ’ said Fred, in a very con
fidential tone, “ in that next car there is
33 0T m a ,? air M was ever my lot to
see. They are going down to H to
get married, and nowj if you- can have any
fun over it, just pitch in. They must be
cared for, and I don’t know who can do it
better than you.
In a moment Fred was gone, and we set
our heads together to form a plan for to
king care of the lovers.
I have it, boys,” said Bill Severs: * f we
must make that girl think that her lover
is-a married—”
“ That’s it Bill—that’s it,” said we, not
gmug him time to finish the sentence.
“ That he is a married man and the fa
ther of ejiildren,” said Bill.
it oJt ” Ut ' 3 tlle S ame ; u°ff let us play
It devolved upon me to commence the
operations. Accordingly, I entered the
car m which we were informed, the lovers
were. The girl tjbinking, 1 suppose, that
mush her lover all the seat, hat
taken a seat on his knee, and he, for the
purpose of protecting her, of course, had
“is arm around her waist ; and so
•• real spft loyerVstyle.
< ..A* "MS I gathered at a glance. Step*
ping up to them, I said:
“Why, Jones, what in the deuce are
you doipg with this girl V* ? 7
The girl arose hastily and seated herself
op the'seat '7';: ,fv:: . - -
’■ “Seehere, stranger/? said the fellow,
_ you re a mite mistaken : my name ain?t
Jones.” •' ’ - ■'■ ;■ ■
, “ ODe ?/' s-'iid I. “joh certainly
JR»?» wtmm *».and
tried-,to off for a single man,
have you.” !j
m?t\ Jonces: it’s
Harper. •■lfDevot^: go
ing to be nuther.” 7 ’ '•• 6 4
- 1 merely shook pay. h«d f MiLpMsed on
0 smother seat
Jfe® ml Itmkedj “Wild”
but Jones alter Harpersoor &&&&£
her that I was mistaken.
MARCH 4, 1880,
Effect
Joint <f. «mi
An Attorney was taking a turn,’
In shabby habiliments drest;
His coat it was shockingly worn,
And the rust had Invested his vest
His breeches had suffered a breach,
His linen and worsted were.worse;
He. had scarce a whole crown in his hat,
And not in his purse.
And thus as he wandered along,
A cheerless an.d comfortless sit
Hs sought for relief in a song,
Or complalningly talked to himself
“Unfortunate man that I am!
I’ve never a client but grief;
The case is, I’ve no cose at all
And in brief, i’vd ne’er had a brief!
“I’ve waited and waited in vain,
Expecting an ‘opening’ to find, N
Where an honest young lawyer might gain
Some reward for the’toil of his mind.
“ ’Tis not that I’m wanting in law,
Or lack an intelligent face.
That others have cases to plead,
While I have topload for a case.
0, how can a modest young man
• E ’* r ll “P e for the smallest progression,—
The profession’s already so.firll
Of lawyer’s so full of profession 1"
While thus he was strolling aronn'd,
His eye accidentally fell
On a very huge hole in the ground,
And ho sighed to himself “It is well I"
T» curb his emotions be sat
On the curb-stone the space of a minute,
Then\cricd, “Here’s an opening at last!”
And in'less than a jiffy was in iti
hext morning twelve citizens came,
(’Tjvas the coroner bade them attend,)
To the end that it‘might be determined
How tho man determined his end I
“ The man was a lawyer, I hear,”
Quoth the foreman who sat on tho corps*;
“A lawyer? Alas!” said another,
“ Undoubtedly ho died of remorse I”
“A third said, “Ho knew the deceased,
An attorney well versed in the laws,
And os to tho cause of hjs death,
’Twas no doubt from the want of a cam*.”
, “Why, Jones, you here rjfew did you
ieave your wife and babies ?" 5 > !
“ Now, stranger, j|pu ain't the
fust man that s called me Jones to-dav
and I reckon I must look arfoUy like him
but J ain’t Jones,andxhor’n thatyou must
not call me. Joneat Ihwn’tgoi a wife and
babies either, but this ’ere galan’iineisa
gom to splice, an’ then you can talk about
my wife; and I wouldn’t wonder but what
in the course of time you might talk about
the babies, too; but you mustn't cali me
Jones!” ?
This retort brought ferth vociferous
laughter from the, spectators, aqd brought
blushes to the face of “ the gal .that was
gom’to be spliced.” -
Ah, Jones, said Gregg, f( you will
[ regret this in future. I pity'your wife
and children, and this poor girl 1”
“So, Mr. Harper, your real name is
Jones, is it; and you have beenfoolin me,
ha Y e r I° u , ? Well, we ain’t spliced" yet,
and I don t think we shall be sboh,” said
the girl, and her eyes fairly flashed fire.
“ Jane, Jane,” said Harper, “ don’t von
know I m Bill Harper? Thar ain’t a drop
of Jones blood in me, and I will prove it I
to you ” ' r 1
At this moment, Jeff Jackson; BfH Se
vers, and Jim Beyers entered 1 *nd of
course their attention was called to Harper
y his loud talking. They gter'ped up to
him and said :
‘‘ Why, Jones, for what is all this fuai?”
Ihia was more than Harper could stand,
.lie leaped upon a seat.
“Now,” said he, my name ain’t Jones,
an I can lick the feller that says it is.”
By this time we had got to H— and
our friend Fred came into the. car and
made Harper keep quiet. The jrirl that
wouldn’t be «apli£s requested fred to
lielp her on the train going back to N—
which he did, and the notorious Jones,
alias Harper followed her. We learned
afterwards, that he proved himself Bill
Harper, instead of Bill Jones, and he and
his gal, Jane, “ got spliced.” ! ‘
Daring Deed of a GlrjL
A daring escape was made from the Ohio
Penitentiary, last week, by a girlF named
Mary Fuller, who, with a man: named
Lheesemaa, had been committed for coun
terfeiting. His tom had expired, abd
Marys wag half out. By some! means
tbeeseman communicated to hen and a
plan of escape wag entered into, to he con
summated the night after his discharge,
of the 2d inst. sajs i i:
Cheeseman served out his time and
was discharged on Saturday last. On Sat
the/irl madeher e » c ape from
the fifth story of the prison, by passing out
of her window and passing along the side
ot the building, upon the comice o* water
table, about eighteen inches broad. |! Pass
ing along the front of the building,! at the
immense height of fifty or sixty feet from
the ground, with nothing to hold fb, and
upon the projection scarcely , visible from
the ground, she reached, at the distance of
about forty feet from her room winnow, a
place whore it was necessary for her to
jump about twelve feet to the roof hf the
west wing. The leap was taken, ptoved a
safe one, and the dauntless-woman; next
fastened 'to the corner of the roof i ! rope
which she made of her bedding, grasped
it in her hands, and swinging iHfixim
thereof, passed down on the outside of
the wall over windows where othe? con
victa were sleeping, and down to td&a fir
ms, where, at a distance of forty-fite feet
below the roof, she alighted in the armsof
her confederate in gnilt. It is dodbtful
whether the feat performed by this Aban
doned gu-1 was ever, equalled in the faisto
rj ot escapes from prisons, by any felon,
inther of her own or the sterner sexj and
it affords another striking illustration of
the old. , saw, that ‘‘ when avmmanl w ill,
W IJ[ The pair left- thicity
after the scene'■narrated, and' weii not
found _until last evening, when Warden
Van Slyke, acting upon information re-
ftom private sources, went to aiea
vy forest,, about ten miles from tbe;eitv,
on the Elm Crees road, where
and the woman, who had staked
her all upon him, fouW domiciled in
an old cabin, long wn«n deseffocT bv the
owner the land; Kie sOquel is/ tbat
the giri is again m the Peni^ntiaf^ : and
her Cheeserman is boxed up in the
Bason, fo await hianuiAtiotthn
day, for having aided a prisoner to
a. Lawxbb.-—a p advocate
of provincial ,tm in franco 'wile
t ** tp <Wi«dit you. If artdog
■ cw ? I nndce jhis owner pay the aampgeh ?”
, “ Certainly. M ' '•* * 4 ■ ‘'■
. “In &at case, please to pay me twelve
you*’ dog has j.ukl7Wasio' three
sausages of mine to that extent." ' 7 ,
M*my& An hour
■w&r 9symtoM <d*ikSwllod on- the
sealer,., and clmmed twislve
ffiqr centres for a eonsaltaUon about
smitegefej" and the to : hhttP
tense mortaficatiott, had to hand over itte
sum claimed. ‘
-V : '
1 ■ 1 ‘ Z
proportion* of the humatt figure
arestnctlymatbemafcicaL The whole 6e-
e l * a e th of foot-
& rn * &• slender or plump
Ais rulo hoi* good. Any deviationfrom
xtu a departure from the highest beauty
of proportion. The Greeks make all their
statues according to this rule. The face
tiom the highest point of the forehead
[ ’'There the hair begins, to the end of the
chin, is one-tenth of the whole stature.—
hand, from the wrist to .the end of
toe middle finger is the same,; The cheat
is a fooJth, and from the nipplea.tmtha
top of the head is the same* From the
top of the chest to the highest poiiit of
th» forehead i* a seventh. If the • length
ot the face, from the roots of the hair to
the ohm, be divided into three eO^narts
the first division determines wherethe Oye*
brows meet, and the :seoond the place of
the nostrils. The nhValis the oeUt&Blnt
of the human body, and'if a matt should
he on his hack with his arms extended,
the periphery of the; circle which might
be described Mound; him* with the naval
for its centre, would touch the extremities
hands and feet. The height from
the feet-to the top of the head is the same
as the distance from one extremity io the
N other whoa the arms are extended. These -
are the general measures of the specie*.
Llowsmicnt and Remorse.—A ft#
oajs j ago, one of our city officials, tired of
the domestic restraints thrown around bim
H? ® n exacting wife, resolved upon eloping
a young lady with whom he h&dfor
a time been despefttely smitten. Sie se
cretly packed bis trunks, and conveyed
them to the depot of the Chicago, Alton
and St. Louis Railroad, and the young la
dy aforesaid performed a similar, operation
and away they went on the wings of W«
tou’ards St. Louis. By and by conscience,
that worm that gnaws into the very soul of*
piilt, seized upon him, and remorse fol
ded, He wished himself hack by His
deserted fireside a thousand times By
the time he had reached —■ . ■. a Uttle
station a few miles this side of St. Louis,
he was almost frenzied. He had not S
moral courage to reveal his feelings to the
guilty partner of his flight, and meidtin'er
a deputy Sheriff of this county, He beg
ged him to extricate him from bis
ament. His friend, the deputy, acceded
to this, reasonable. demand, and when the
absconding husband had seated himself in
the car, he walked up to him, and readlifc
a bogus warrant, arrested him and took
him out of the car just aa it mty%
on, leaving the damsel to pursue her lour
ney alone.— Ohicajjo Herald.
The Last daV drtWoaso
a man respectably dressed, eaUed at m
grocery, store in the upper part of £hi&
delphia, and inquired after* late attend
; W s * ore * He was informed that
the had gone to Califbrhid;"upon VlucTto
expressed hu regret that hohadnotbcen
able to fee him before he started, as ha
owed him twenty dollars, which he was
anxious tp. pay. The storekeeper said he
would forward ,t to him, if desired, nod,
with thanks, the other, assented, and hah*
ded over a fifty doßar bill, reoemnd «
ty dollars m change. The fifty-doHwhffl
was subsequently proved to bracohntc*
leit. ■ : ' ‘
Naked tod i^odd
tra 7® lll ®S °« e day* met at a nvek
and both went to
Pakehoqd, coming first t h o ?w*tw!
took hja companion’s clothes, and left his
vde rndient, and then went <m his way.
.th, odhiing out of th c water, souent
in vain forhia’own proper dre®, 'disdain*
• Truth
started all naked in pursuit'of the thiefe
hßkbeing so swift, of foot, hag never
the fugitive. Ever since hehaa
been known as "K’aked Truth.” *
i,. Weijappeoed to Hear a converse*
I*? 0 , foreigners—one an
and the otHer a Swede—m i{
-character of: Mettcrnich was qniteidltf
ferenfly estuHated. .v ; '■v
sWs openeeoh Mettenuob w»tH«
greatest man they’ve projuced •in Gf*&
■ --'bX ■ ’
not prevent HisVbem von HigB<sundr?jL&
•v
■d YOUNQ LaDX.-~®i|
Courier Bays that a young la# w
that city Bad been led to believe, frnm.ftji
attentions of a young gentleman; that - he
was about to propose, but upon his des6F
ration that he had no such intentions,’eh*
dashed a bottle of vitriol in his face, in
stantly destroying the sight of one erik
smd injuring the other. Perhapa it *aT
better so than to have married her;
t married woman of the Shawnee
ludjans, m»de thia.beautifalrepljr s£«':
®* n whom she mot in the woods, had mo.-
lo'ok hum*^
said
ir«#»ndßtfi : Mf'4#s? hindw»lift
seeing you”
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