)CIATION/
mM bytpedali
£ dut '“**t. ajßrt«d«Sv»£
?^3SiSS&
te victims of each dl22?*f < ? M
cud their ConAultlnjrgmlL^
their imiuo. to open
c ! llss °f ‘Hsooaee, in «uSy*
“vice pmiu, to #U 'mKn JS* 1 *
jf their condition.
*l.“* cieies of extr«n?S^2:
/rcc of
'■ ' ,n command* hti.I** 1 **
■ ■ ill furnish the
C.ion. In their Anwn-i.Uii'H ■
UiHfiwas. tonmatjgCT"
u liirh himattondnd riJg?***
tile cure of tsuptriMUunr?^
H -.
• teeif-aliusc, ic., and oi-i Jy"
for the ensuing year °™* r •
of the post, feci a«nr«dtloo
benevolent effort hawE?*
f • to the
!' m e*vo», with rone^flgf
uch despised ciu»fc
i-'lHimutonhcea, or
,u,u - MantnrUatfon, Ku
. sexual otkaus, g.ftJgr
>-y mull (in ,
tment -Ur.OKOItOBCcAI.
He.yird Association, JTo. 3*
a ■ Bv order of the Biroeto™
B. iIhaRTWULL.WT'
[D«c. *iy.
m
W\
HMENTIN’OOOK-
.iy-D GASAjro sj.rixa
. AZ/,
■" >n offering to the nubile *
'iCK CONSUMING
d. which Is destined to »*.
.ESS FUF.I, . . ~ "
■Hily, quickly and ragnUr.
’ ■ oJ B«s orU»e trojn thl»
ill cftiwumejl era It can sa
il..smoke fm th/U tin pleasant
in also consumedinside of
v danger* of flues or ebim
>t or the mortar loosqnsd by
tt.vpn nre invited to call at
io> .'Tetonie lemple, and ax. \
.' •nN SHOEMAKER,
Apcnt for Stair CbuMy.
■ Parlor Cooking and Egg
[Ang.l2,lB6«T
('EGAZETTE.—
'iluic and Crunlnali U la
h ly circulated throughout
lie Great Trials, Criminal
n,ii tho Bome. togother witk
i. n, not to be (bund in any
•’••m: $1 for six montha, t«
I should write theirnamai
where they reside plainly J
■ MATSELL k CO,
iv York Police Gazette,
..Veto York City.
Lane’s
ATED
FUGE
PILLS.
o cajjKthe attcn
rade, and more
ysicians of the
the most popu
ctorc the public.
c s Celebrated
d Liver Pills.
iinmend them as
3 but simply for
upports, viz. r
MTFUGE,
i ;ms from the
1: has also been'
the most satis-
various Animal*
H PILLS,
; r Complaint*,
okments. Sick
In cases of
o Ague,
IcrtakingQuir
; - variably mik«
; nent cure, . >
t he above men
v are Unrivaled, 1
to fail when-ad'
■ dance with W
nted popularity
(. pnetors,
Brothers,
IrHj PAL
Drug business,
c been suopesar
s: ic last Twenty
11 now give
nd attention
And being^c-
M’Lane’st^fc
and Liver -W
occupy the high
hold among
the day, *b c f
)are neither tirh®
icuring the
;rial, and
most thorough
all orders to
1. Pittiburgb, Fa.
• ordering from
0 write tiieirorder* dl»»Pg.
n.-s, prepared by Fl*** PJ*
Iso -wishing toglT£tb*S*
I ./St paid, to any P«* “SL
lor twelve tbrc*csa*{g
miftipe lor
Canada arturt boaWdf^^r-,
A
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VOL. 4.
tiiK ALTOONA TRIBUNE:
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/nueble inr*ri*bly in edwnce,) , *1,50
K »" nuB ’ *t the expiration of the time
lilp»PP r * dwco
jtiJ for
vIfUCB Of iDVIBTIIIM•
11 1 iiuertion 9 do. 3 do.
i 95 $ 91% SSO
locr U» M or / ) 60 » 1 00
w* , l a “ 0 ’ ,n U " 100 1» 2 00-
t.o - ft® .. ( 150 900 960
tiirrt itoMSwk' »nJ »«*» th “ l &«« month*, 25c«nta par
M u»re for e»cb iuiertiou. 3 mon th*. 0 month*. ‘1 year.
$1 60 ,i 300 $6 00
960 . 400 700
4 00 « 00 10 00
600 V 8 00 19 00
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t S^U.m B hy the year. threeAquares,
Ord*. not exceeding 8
- ' character or individual lu
tJ‘i win be charged according to the above rates.
" ri 7 . rVinemeiitn lint marked with tbe number of insertions
UII forbid and charged according
' to‘i*«9 V Ltil:« fire cents per line-for everydnsertlon.
notices exceeding ten hues, fifty centa a square.
11. J.HOEMHHX.M.P.
r\ KS. GOOD & GEMMILL JIAV-
I I im« entered into Partnership in\ tlio Practice of
v Jiriui • r.»i«-ctfully tender their servites to the Public
,i R . t rral branches of their Profession.
• J n , w ,n be answered either day or night at their office
Lich is the same as heretofore occupied by Drs. Hirst
r I -vsr ill the Lagan House.
1 ’ Uh. OEM MILL REFERS TO
: ~;biiiuu.r.i. M. D„ Prof. Obstetrics in Ponu’a Medical
(..liege, pliiiadelplila. \
, ..usrv .'Mini, M. D- Prof. Institutes of Medicine m
11.I 1 . mi - * Meillcul College.
j.,ss Nulu M- D- Prof. Surgery m Pa. Med. Col.,audSur-
V„n lu the Pu.' Hospital, Philadelphia
J. 11. LudeivM H, Huntingdon, Pa
Mu McCulloch, M I), “
J.ibp Ecott, Lsq, “
Win Dorris, Jr, Esq. “
Wu. M Lloyd, Esq, JlollUlaysburg,
Jol.li Cn-Mwell. Jr. Esq. “ -
£ jicuvl Millikeli, Esq, Hell's Mill*,
lira U K Bell. '* s
John Cell. Ksq. *■ -h.
April aw, 1859-3 m
\\\ M. LLOYD & CO.,
ALTOOXA, PA.,
JOHNSTON, JACK & CO.,
\ HOLLWA YSBURG, PX,
(Late “Bell, Johnston, Jack $ Co.")
Drafts on the principal
Cities, and Silver and Gold for sale. Collections
BV).-. Minays received on deposite, payable on demand,
t.iii..ut interest, or upon time, with interest at fiiir rates.
Feb. 0.1.1559.
TANDSI LANDS!! LANDS 11 !
I j The undersigned is prepared to locate LAND WAR
kiXTS in the Omaha and Nebraska City Land Offices. —
6., j selections can now be made near the large streams
„! settlements. The Lands of this Territory, now in
Ei.ket, ah) of the bpit quaflty. , , .
H- Selectfow earefully taude; oMnoniry re ‘
tsiiicd. McKTaMuY,
Oreafous, Cass County, N. Ter.
July It, X559.-tf
refer*sets;
!i.v. A. 11. Clark, Altoona, l*n.
Vu. M. I.LOTO i Cba Bonkers, Altoona, Fa.
MrCst* A DtatJf, Editor*.
Tn-'s. A. Suorr, Supt- P. R.R., “
1). McMtßißlE,:Esq., Huntingdon. Pa.
I i).LEET, ATTORNEY AT LAW
*) AI.TOOXA, BLAIR Co, Pa, . ■
Kill pne-lico law in the several Courts of Blair, Cambria,
nuiitiiuplun, Clearfield, Centro and adjoining counties.—
i.- . in the District Count of tlio United States.
■ i.llcctiinis <>f claims promptly attended to. Agent for
rh-«l. of Uchl Estate, Bounty Band Warrants, and all
In-im-n [lertaiuiug to conveyancing and the law.
ll.m. Wilson McCaitdles and Andrew Burke, Esq., Pitts
tarsli; Hon. Samuel A. GHmoro. Pres. Judge of Fayette
Wli.iil District; Hon.CheuardCleraeus.ofWhccling.Va.;
ti.*lKury D. Fostct.Greeaslmrg; Hon. John W. KilUuger,
Ut..n.oi; lion. Wm. A. Porter, Philadelphia; and Hon.
1.-ir-.- l‘. H.inieltou. Pittai>urg. June Ifi. 1859-ly.
DENTISTRY.— Dll. S. KIMMELL,
operative * rechaxical dextjst.
Teeth inserted, from one to a full set, on Quid or Silver
Plate.
Twtli filled with Quid, and warranted for ten years. '
Teeth Extracted by tin) Electro Magnetic Machine wiOi-
CUlVaiu.’ ,
All MjH-nitirtn* aiul work ilou« cheaper than anywhere
1l tin* county, aud a thiluctioti miulo, of the railroad
•ipviw-.- from Altoona from all ojkt»-
W* ainonnfuiK:tn ttvc dollar* aw*l over.
U. Offin* on Mnutsomary street, opposite the Exchange
Hotel, l**i. (Doc. 16, ISoS-1y
\\T 11. BOYERS, .
T T • ATTORXET i£ COPXSELLOR AT LA W,
ALTOONA, BLAIII COUNTY, PA.
'"ill practice in the several Courts of Blair, Cambria,
Huntingdon and Indiana counties.
Particular attention Riven to the collection of Claims,
as I prompt remittances uwf&c.
lie speaks the German language fluently.
Uir Office, for the present, with J. Jl. Cherry, Esq., op
i-aite Kessler’s Drug Store.
Altoona, August 4,1859. —tf
WM. S. BITTNER,
SURGEON I>ENTIST.
AFFICE IN THE MASONIC TEM
' f PLK. Teetli extracted without pain by the Electro'
Mignetie Machine. (Dec. 23, J 58.-tf
XT* A Student wanted.
Dll. WM. 11. FINLEY RE- /
SPnCTTIfULLY offers his professional
fcrvices to tire people "of Altoona and the ad-vwyHV*
xinlhg country.
He may be found at .the office heretofore oC
repied by Dr. Q. I>. Thomas.
Altoona, Sept. 30,1858.-tf
I i
■R F. ROYER, 1.1),
Xj % \ Offers Ula profoMioud services to the citizens of
Altoonh and vicinity.
lw>t of references can- bo given If required.
Office at residence on Branch street, Bast Altoona, three
above Conrsd’s giore. April IS W-Xy.
A YES I 0 YES I—-OENTLEMEN
draw nigh and hear! JOSEPH P. TROUT tnnonn
'"iothe pu„Uc,thatbe isready to dlschargehisdnty
" u Auctioneer whenever called npoiu [jan. 2 *56.
J. G. ADIiTJM,
STq&tlaxiPsr ESP^t»3lft<3S>®
- AWOONA, BLAIR COUNTY, PA.
stall lime* be foundatthe'stored t. B.HHeman.
."OOP*, October 1, MW,-ly V 1 . ; -
PLAIR COUNTY MARBLE YARD.
tM —Memrs. Preeman 4 Hoover respecUnlly inform the
!*Wc thatthey YARD,
£*•««««■ tt Aikghenyand Prmt Brett*, In Holifdays
wnirtantly on hand a lull as-
CHOICE MARBLE,
m i to execute order* for
Qm ” Sioiiet, Monuments, Table Tops,
a-...**-? In a prompt and workmanlike manner.
■Jgytydmrg, AprUU, ‘(U-im*
fjoALT c 0 A L!—THE UNDER*
SS^SKSSEU^SSEi^I
efifl ante sbortestntfficß And
*
10 00 U 00 90 00
SAVING FUND.
National
Company.
SAVING FUND. —NATIONAL
SAFETY TUUBT COMPANY.—CiUBtgro ST HU
State op Peohtivasia. - ’
1. Money is received every day, and inany amomit,large
or small. % j
2. Five rot cent. interest is paid for money from the day
itisputin. ,
3. Tbe money is alwnyspaid back iti gold, whenever it
ft called for, and without notice. :
4. Money is received from Executors, Administrators,
Guardians, and others who desire to-have it in a place of
perfect safety, and where interest can be obtained for if.
5. Tho money received from depositors is myeated in
Real Estate, Mortgages, Ground rents, and such other
first class securities as the Charter directs.
C. Office Hours—Every dny.frmu I) till 5 o’clock, and ou
Mondays and Thursdays till 8 o’clock ia the evening.
HON. II; L. RKNNKK. President.
ROBERT BKLFRIDGE, Vice President.
W. J. REED, Secretory.
DIRECTORS.
Fr ancis Lee,
, V. Carroll Brewbtbr,
Joseph B. Barrt,
HenbtJL. Dinner,
Edward L. Carter,
Robert Uelfridce,
Samuel K. Ashton, Joseph Yerkis,
C. Landretii Munnh, Henßt JDifpenderpee.
Office : Walnut Street, S. W- Comer of Third St. Phila
delphia. April 14th, ’5O-1 y.
WEST BRANCH
FIRE, LIVE STOCK AND
HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANY,
OF LOCK HAVE?}, PA.
R. A. O. KERR, AGENT,
ALTOONA, BLAIR COUNTY, PA.
Capital, $300,0001 Premium Notes, §152,000
Chartered, 185(5—Charter Perpetual.
WHUnsure against Fire ami Sickness. Also, on first class
Horses, Mules and Cattle at reasonable rates.
, . HEALTH DEPA li Til EXT.
The weekly.payment of this Company to those incapaci
taUd for active life by sickness or accident,; equals tlie
tUtiiUal deposit. For instance, hy i>ayiug at tho rate of
s's 00 per vear, draw weekly § 5 00
10 00 do do 10 00
20 00 do do 20 00
30 00 do do SO 00
35 00 do do 35 00
40 00 - do do 4(1 0O
50 00 do do 60 00
DIRECTORS:
G C Harvey, Pres’t, T-T Abram, Vico Prcs’t,
Tims Kitchen, Se-c'y, Wm Fcartton, Treas.,
D K Jackman, , ‘ Peter Dickinson,
Wm White, Chas A Mayer,
Fainuel Christ, John B Hail.
The Board of Directors submit,tbe following testimonial
from Governor Wm. P. Packer, showing the reputation of
the Company ut home: ’ ’
WnuAWSPORt, PA- August 5, 1857.
I am personalty acquainted with the Directors and Offi
cers of the West Branch dtisuranca -Company at Bock Ha
ven, Pa., and cheerfully bcnr tcstlmony to their high char
acter as business men. A company under their control
will undoubtedly be safely and prudently managed, and
all losses which it may sustain honorably adjusted.
May 3, l-s^-Om
Commonwealth Insurance Co.,
UNION BUILDINGS , 3<i STREET ;
lrAi
W* R. BOYERS. AGENT,
ALTOOXA, BLAIR COUNTY, VA.
. (.bartered Capital $300,000.
TNSURB BUILDINGS AND OTHER
I PUOPEUTV ognitist Lom or Damage by Fire- Also
against perils of tlie Sea, Inland Navigation and Trainspot
tatiou.
DIRECTORS.
Simon Cameron, Geo Bergner, W F Murray,
Geo M Launiau, ■ Beqjomln Parke, F K Boas,
William Duck, Wm U Kepuer, Juo U Berry-hill,
F.U Slifer. A B Worthed, Wm V Packer.
James Fox,
OFFICERS:
SIMON CAMERON, President.
BENJ. PARKE, Vice President.
S. 8. CARRIER, Secretary.
Sept. 29. 1559.-Pm
PE N XS YLVANIA INSURANCE
COMPANY, of Pittsburgh.
W! R. BOYERS, AGENT,
ALTOONA , VA.
Capital and Surplus over $130,000.00,
i DIRECTORS:
Jacob Pointer, A A Carrier, OeoW Smith, .
Body Patterson, A JJones, Wudo Hampton,
Henry Sproul, N Voeghtly, Kol)ert Patrick,
C A Colton, I Grisrijproot, Jas U Hopkins.
This Company lias paßhfiisses frbtn tbe date of its incor
poration in 1831, Up nCsa*y'lBoo, to amount .of
in addition to regnlatDKSlHmpnat Dividends of from S' to
13 per cent, of Its stability and useful
ness. Ltsp-s Liberally AdjjutUif and Promptly I\tidf. -
A. A. Carrier, Prat. ■ I. GrierSprocl, &e’y.
r'UTY INSURANCE COMPANY,
•\j ojia. no soxnrn fourth street,
V H I\L A D E t P U I A 4.
\V. R. BOYERS, AGENT,
Altoona, Blair County, Va.
. Charier Pirpeical. Capital $200,000.
Organized 1831.
Insura from Lots ly /Vre:—Hi.uschold Goods, Buildings
and Merchandize generally.
lu»trtt Lives —During the Natural Life or for Short Terms.
JiUanJ Ihsuram6~-Oa Goods, by Canal, Lakes and Land
‘ Carriage, HUBERT PERKY, PrtfU
H. K HICBABDSONj Viet Psf.it.
Gso. C- Helmbold, Seo'y. - [g ep t. jp; >s9-flm
T>LAIR COUNTY INSURANCE
Jj AGENCY.—The undersigned, Agent of the Blair
County Mutual Fire Insurance Company, is at all
times ready to insure against loss or damage by Are, Pudd
ings, Merchandise, furniture and Property, of every des
cription, in town or country, at as reasonable rates *s any
Company In tbs State. Office with Bell, Johnston,' Jack 4
Co. D. 1. CALDWELL, dgent.
Jan. 27, ’O9-tf • ™
T YCOMINO COUNTY MUTUAL
I A PIBB INSURANCE AGENCY.—The undersigned,
agentof the tjcmniug jdutnal Jhre Insurance Company, is
at all times ready to insor* -against loss or damage by are,
Budding e, Merchandise, PttnUnre and Property of every
desoripUon, In town or country, at as reasonable rates as
any company la the Stole. Office in the Masonic Temple.
Jsn,V6«-tf] " JOHN SHOEMAKER, Jgent.
Great western insurance
AND TRUST COMPANY—lnsurance on Beal or
personal property 'will be effected on the most reasonable
terms by their agents in Altoona at.his office in Aima St.
March IT, 1880. JOHN SHOEMAKER, Agent.
Levi riling,
IMPORTER OP
WINES, BRAN DIES, GINS, &c,
Allegheny slireet, North Ward,
ALTOONA, PA.
A large stock of all kinds of LIQUORS of tbs very best
Brands, will be kept constantly on band, and will be sold
in lots to suit porctuieers, at prices as reasonable as they
caobo find any where in the country. [May 12. ’69-tf
xtnitbd states life insu-
Blanks of all descriptions
neatly acd wpedSefoucly executed althlsefflee.
SAFETY
TBUST
RULES.
| ; PA., THURSDAY, OCTOBER 13, 1859.
SWect H«drg.
Wv\W
LISES IS A SON’S BIBLE.
Eemejnber, tore, who gave thee thfa,
Whfcn other. daj» shall come—
,Whanj she who had thy earliest
Sleeps in heir narrow home:
Kemonibur ’twas a mother gare
The gift to one' she’d die to save.’
That mother sought a pledge of love
The holiest for her son;
And from this gift of God above,
She. chose ngoodiy one;
She cbosefbr her beloved boy
The source of life and light and Joy.
And bade him keep the gift—that when
Xiui parting hour should come.
They might Lave hope to meet again,
In ber eternal home ;
She Sfid bin .filth in that would be
Sweet incCnie to her meiuory.
And Should the scoffer, iu his pride,
Laugh that foud gift to scorn,
And bid him cast that pledge aside,
That he ftotu youth had borne I
She bode hint pause, and his breast
If he, or she, had loved him best i .
A parent's blessing on her son
Goes with this holy thing;
I'he love that would retain the ono
Must to the other cling;
Remember, ’tlsuo idle toy,
A mother’s gift—remember, bey,
A ODE TO A MIJbHETER.
You wicket bhul sucker, why doant
You urn yure liyin sum wa beside
Litiudewu on people and iusurteu j ure
Jjong bill to get bind, lit in on
Foaksea noses, and when tha git mad an
Begin to f Haiut yu got feelinksl
Grate seeacr! jhow yude git knocked if you was
As largo as sum two legged Idud suckers as is
Round here, wot wares klose. Whi doant yu
Lite doun ali, us tha do, and bledc era four
Tha no-it, without bollcriu nil the wbyle ?
Vur a kaoablol you do a big biznis on a
huiawlskail, you suck more blud owt of a
Feller than on tluCmt can, au jure smeller
Aint half as long. You walk up fuaka
tVhen tha are stcepln, and tbit swair
Vengetis. How du yu work it to keep
Your bdl so sharp without .grindin ? Whi
Leant you pek worms owt ov trees,
k ete iosez. yon long legged leach I
What town is it in yu syug so much.
Going round with your fetliirs sbott opb,
leaking whoom yu ma devower ? Yu
Scam to bo a koU ten tid burd from yur
Singing and syng loudest when jure
Ilungryist. I shod tbynck yud wont oh
Boots cr pouty letts to keep yure long
Legs from beta fcoaled thys wether,
Inseck, ure usetis, yu kaut ahaw, butt
Yure suinm on suckta, kaus yu uavir
Cit weaned. Inseck, a dew.
HOLD HER DOWSr.
Spotless gentiles! when you Cud
Woman (Wien—never mindl—
Uold her down!
Push her, frown her out of the way,
(Pure as you even yesterday t)
, She’s,no ripht among the gay—.
Hold her down I
What if'twas hut one misdeed,
One step will to another lead—
j Uold her down 1
“ Pass by outlie otlier aitlfe,”
Stone her with reproach and pride;
la slipping? let her slide—
Uold her duwu!
(You have Sinned like her I wot—
Sbcjwns caught and you were not;)
• UoI4 tyer down I
Bhei(liko you) Wain was prone,
Stone her, gentiles, she’s alone,
{Let the pure one cost the stone,)
Hold her down I
SWcd Hkellang.
PRIZE ROMANCE.
: [akufed by Sieving Kopyrighta]
MOSES THE SASSY;
Or, the Disguised Duke.
A TALE OF BLOOD AND THINGS.
BY ABTEMUS WABD.
CHAPTER L
My siory Opens ip the classic freeslinks
of Bosriug. In the parlor of aristocratic
mnnahon on Bacon street sits a lovely
young lady whose hair is covered ore with
the fronts of il7 summers. She has just
sot donio at the Piany & issingin the pop
lar peace celled Swells ot the Notion, in
which tells how with Pensiv Thawt
she wondered by a C beet shores 'The
Son js settia'in its horrizou and itsglorius
lite potes in k golden lueller find through
the winders and makes her twicet as boo
tiful aa be 4, which is onnessary. She is
magnifisuntly dressed up in Berage basque
with Poplin trimmins, More Antique edges
.and 3 i ply carpeting. Her dress contains
12 flounders, brilliantly ornamented with
horn buttons and her shoes are red mo
rockef with gold spangles onto them.*—
Presently she presses her hands to her
biizzom and starts up in an excited man
ner. “ Meihinks,” she whispers in clarion
tones, f< I see a voice I” A noble youth ot
27 summers scrapes the mud from his
butes in tbc hall and enters. He is atti
red in a red shirt and black trowels’ which
last air turned up over his bates, sndbi B
hatiifww|tchi.ngly conked on osib dddrf’
his ohldcid hed. In sooth he wapanpbjh
chDfi. ; Oreiee, in its parmiest days near
[independent in eveeythinq.]
HOSES.
projuced a more gallenter herow than
Moses. The young lady gazes upon him
for a few periods, clasps her hands
er, strikes her position, and rollin her Fs
wildly like a expirin infantile cow, cries :
“ Ha ! do my Fs deceive my earsight ?
That frame 1 them store clothes! those
voice lit is—it is mo own, me own Moses!”
and he folded her to his hart. “ Me
thinks I shall swoon,” she scd, and pretty
soon she swowndid.
CHAPTER 11.
Was Moses or Noble Birth?
Moses was foreman of Ingitlc Kumpany
No. 40. The 40’s had jest ben bavin a
pleasant fite with the 50’s on the day I
introduce Moses to my readers. Ho had
his arms full of troffees, to wit : 4 scalps,
51’s, 3 fingers, 7 ears, which he had
chawed off, &c., &o. When Elizy (for
that waa the lovely young lady’s name)
rekivered from her swoon she asked ?
“ How hast the battle gone ? Tell me !”
“ Elizy,” said the bravo youjng man,
drawing hisself up to his full Kite, “ve
chawed ’em up and smashed their old
mersbeen all to pieces S”
“ I thank the gods,” she cried. “ Thou
didst full-well, and hence4th I ware thee
iu me hart of harts! And‘Moses,” she
contiunered, loyin her hed confidintly'agin
his weskit “ dost know I sometimes think
that thou wastest of noble birth ?”
“No,” sez he, wildly ketchiug hold of
hisself, “ you don’t say so ?”
“ Indeed do I,” she sed. Your dead
grandfather’s spirit earnest to me the other
nite, and scs he, “Moses is a Disguised
Juke 1”
“ You mean Duke,” ses Moses.
“ Dost not all the actors call it Juke ?”
she sed sternly.
That settled the matter.
“ I hav thought of this thing afore,”
sed Moses abstractly, “ If it is so, thus it
must be! 2B or not 2B —"that airs the
question! But no more of this now.—
Dry up. O life—life, you’re too many
for me. He tore out some of his pretty
yeller hair, stamped on the floor wildly,
and was gone.
CHAPTER lIP.
The Piedt Foiled.
Sixteen long and weary years had
elapst since the sceens narrowated in the
larst chapter took place. A noble ship,
the Sary Jane is sailin from France to
Ameriky through the Wabash Canuwl.—
A pirut ship is in hot pursoot of the Saty
Jane. The capting of the S. J. looks fa
tceged & as though ho had lost all his pa
runts. The Pirut is close on to him &he
is about given in, when a fine looking
feller in russitbutes and a buffaler overcut
rushes forred and sez to the capting, sez
he,
“ Old man !go down stares. Retire to
the starberd bulkhead. He take charge
of this Bote!”
“ Owdashus cuds ?” sed the •Capting,
away with thee or I shall do mur-rer
der-r-r!"
“ Scarcely/’ sea the noble feller, and
he drew a diamond Lilted sword and cat
the captings head off.
“ 0 tliat I should liv to become a ded
boddy,” sed the capting, as he fell to the
deck. He expired shortly afterwards, be
ing fatally killed.
“ People !” sed the noble feller, “ line
tbe Juke de Moses !”
“ Old boss, methinks thow art blowin 1”
sed a youth of 40 summers, find the Juke
cut off his head likewise. “ Don’t pript
any verses on my deth in the noospapers,”
screamed the unfortnit young mau as he
fel ded on the deck, “furif yer do He
haunt yur!”
“ Peo*ple continnered the Juke, “I
alone kin save you from von bluddy and
unprincipled piruts ! What hoc there!
A peek of oats!” The oats was immejitiy
brawt. The Juke took them and bravely
mounting,the jibpoop he threw them onto
the towpatb. In a minit the leading boss
hitch to the Pirut Bote cum along, stopt,
and commenced far to devour the oats !
The driver swore and hollered at him ter
rible but he wouldn’t .badge an inch. —
Meanwhile the Sary Jane, her bosses on
tbe clean jump, was fast leavin the Pirut
ship I x
“ Onct agin do I escape deth!” sed the
Juke between his clcbchttooth, still on the
jibpoop.
CHAPTER IV J
N Tbs Wahdbebes Bktohs.
The Juke was Moses the Sassy. He
had bin in France about sixteen years and
now he was at home agin in Posting. He
had sum truble in gitting hisself acknowl
eged Juke of France, as the Orleans Di
nasty and Borebonea were fbrnest him,
but he finally cankered, and, now he had
crossed the deep blue C to get bis own Eh
zy. She new him at onot, aa oho of his
ears and a portion of his nose had bin
chawed m in his fights with opposition
fireman durin boyhood’s sunny hours.—
They were, marrydid and went to France,
to reside in their ducal Palis which'was
got up regandiis of expense. They had
several children ’ and lived] to a greeuold
small,” as the Pmck aes;' i ■;
The Pixot-CppUn was captured, tride,
convicted, and sentenced to read all the
letters that Messrs. Giddings and Wise
shall write for the enspoih 4 Tears. Bis
fi lends are endevenn to get ms eentenee
commuted toimprisnment for life, X hour
in each day to be devoted to .readin the
Canada papers. He sez this sentence was
worser than tother one was. Stillliedon’t
keor much as long as he gets his meals
regular.
This is my Ist attempt at writin a Tail
& it is far from bein perfeck, hut:if I hay
indoosed folks to see that in 9 paste out of
10 they can either make Life as barren as
the Desert of Sarah, qr as joyyus as a flow
er garding my object will have bin accom
plised. Aaoo.
“ How Tecumiteb was Killed.
The Western Christian Advocate of
this week contains ah obituary notice, by
Rev. A. Wright, of the Indiana M. E.
Church, of Isaac Hamblin, Sr., who died
at his residence near Bloomfield, Indiana,
a few months since, aged about 86 years.
Mr. Hamblin was,# man of deep piety and
unquestionable veracity. Ho'Was in the
battle of the Thames, and the writer gives
the following as his statement in regard
to the manner" in which Tecumseh was
killed;
. He says he was standing but a few feet
from Col. Johnson when he: fell, and in
full view, and saw the whole of that part
of the battle. He was well acquainted
with Tecumseh, having seen him before
the War, and having been a prisoner sev
enteen days, and received many a cursing
from him. He thinks that Tecumseh
thought Johnson was HarrisOu, as he of
ten heard the chief sweat; that he would
have Harrison’s scalp, and seemed to have
a special hatred toward hipi. Johnson’s
horse fell under him, he himself being
also deeply wounded; in the fall he lost
his sword, his large pistols were empty,
and he was entangled with his horse on
the ground. Tecumseh had dr4d his rifle
at him, and when he saw ;him fall, he
threw down, his gun and bounded forward
like a tiger sure of his prey. Johnson
had only a side pistol ready for use. He
aimed at the chief over the Head of his
horse, and shot near the center of his fore
head. When the ball struck, it seemed
to him that the Indian jumped with his
head full fifteen feet into the sic; as soon
as he struck the ground, a little French
man ran his bayonet into him, and pinned
him fast to the ground.”
The Value or a Lottery Prize.
A New Orleans letter in the Charleston
(S. G.) Courier, relates an incident which
illustrates in a striking manner the evil
that may be produced by one lottery tick
et. A young man of good family in New
Orleans, who is passionately fond of gam
bling, was playing cards with considerable
ill-luck, and as a last throw, having lost
all his money, staked a lottery ticket. He
lost. After the game was over, the win
ner having no faith in lotteries, proposed
to throw dice for it, at twenty-five cents a
chance. A bystander, “ a poor fellow who
never owned a hundred dollars in his life,”
accepted the offer, and won the ticket.—
A few days afterwards the Havana steam
er arrived, v and lo ! the ticket had drawn
$25,000. The original who had
thus thrown away a fortune/ on hearing
the news, was taken with an attack of
bruin fever, and is even now in a sad con
dition; It is feared he will remain an idiot.
The lucky drawer of the prize immediate
ly invested a round sum in ah assortment
of the most flashy jewelry and
and has been leading ever since a life of
continued revelry; he has bpcome a fast*
man, and is 1 following fast the road to ruin.
The disbeliever in lotteries cannot forgive
himself, and whenever be meets a friend
stops him and tells him the story,
become sneb a mania with l b'im that bis
friends avoid turn, and turn the corner as
soon as they see him comiiig. He bas
bad several quarrels at the gaming table,
where the sight of the carps inevitably
brings the oft-told table to his lips. Thus
one prize in a lottery has mijade one man
an idiot, started another op*the road to
ruin, and crazed a third. Atorrible price
for one prize, certainly. Jl ‘
A Golden Rule.—lndustry will make
a man a purse, and frugality brill find bun
strings for it. Neither tbepursedrthe
strings will cost him anything. He who
has it should only draw the strings as fru
gality directs, and be will he sure always
to fiud a useful penny at bottom of it.
The servants of industry aire known by
their Uvery j it is always wkqtjt md whole
some. Idleness travels veryleisurely, apd
poverty soon overtakes him.: Look at the
ragged slaves 0/ Idleness, and Judge which
is the best master to or
Idleness. . ' ■'
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A Ncir London (Conn.) girl, at
Sah Antouhi, keeps a hoirhiifil and
offers kerself to roll with any amateur in
the country. She finds plenty who are
willing'to try their hand with her, and
she pockets the change, never as yet hav*
ing hßaten. Sh* stated
SiWilwolaurei mmmi comM
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EDITORS AND J^OPIOETOBiL
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Borrow Shall Come Again Ho Xon.
Whs£ to uo or* earth's pleasures, sad wkot Uo >
flowing
VQuA i or* oil Um sorrow* -.ldoploro t <
Then** ft'song ever swelling—still Uogon oassy
eftwu—
Ok! ooirowshall comeagain nomore* r
’Tis a sangfrom tbo homo of tho weary
Sorrow-sorrow is forever o’er; . :
Happy now—over happy on Cofcsm’spio«*>
fulekore—' ' : ,
Oh! sorrow skill come again no
I seek not earthly ghpyt nor mingle
I covet mot this world’s gilded aiore j
They are voices now Qalliag, from thebright
realms of day— • '■ ■
Oh! sorrow shall come again no more.
’TUa »ong,lto,
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Though hero I’m sad usd drooping and 'wtmgii
my Ufa away— ' - i
With a lone heart still clinging to |
Yet I hear happy Toices, which ever seem to My,
Oh ! sorrow shaU oome.again no (hero. ■
’Tie a song Ao.
’Tis a note that is wafted across the troubled
wave-r
-’Tis a song that I'to heard upon the shore ;
’Tia a sweet thrilling murmur around, the chria
tian’s grate— ,
Oh! sorrow shall oomo again no more.
’He » song, 4*
Out on an ocean all boundlea «• ride.
We’re homeward bouud, homeward bound*
Tossed od the waves of a rough, restless tideT
We’re homeward bound, homeward bound.
Far from the safe, quiet harbor we rode, '
Seeking bur Farther’s celestial abode.
Promise of which on ns each he >
We’re homeward boated, homeward bqn&d'
Wildly the storm, sweeps as on as It twn, \
We’re homeward bound, homeward bound.
Look yonder lie the bright hotventy shores,
We’re homeward bound, homeward bound,
Steady, 0 pilot, stand firm at the wheel, v ,
Steady, we soon shall outweather the galv ;
Oh! how we fly ’ueath the loud cracking sail.
We’re homeward bound, homeward bbdn^
Into the harbor of ; heaven now we gUde,
We’re home at last, home at last,
Softly wo drift on its soft, silver tide, .
We’re home at last, home.at last.
Glory to God, all our diangers ace o’er,.
We etand secure on the glorified .shore,
Glory to God, we will shout wveraoie,
We’re home at last, hoote at last.
How One Becomes a “Sonny,”
“ Jeems” was recently initiatcdjptfc
the Order of the Sons of Malta, and. prffifcf
ically describes his introductionifitgit®
“ vale of mystery/’ os follows: « Y<umuw
first grabbed and thrown into a tub of
cold water, and forthwith several largo
men begin to stick pins into yon. Haul-,
ing you out of the tub of water, they rosft.
you into another department, and now,
new men make a lunge after you,
in disguise,, and immediately commence,
pouring hot molasses into your bait and
boots. Meanwhile, a stream of cold wa-;
ter is flooded on to and a man dressed
in black thrusts a snuff-box in front off
year nose, and all at once you begin to ;
sneeze vociferously, and the eager crowd
begins to laugh and hurrah. Shoving;
you farther along, the chief menahd
bottle-washers grab you by the nose, hafr,
ana coat tail, ' and in this way rip bvery,
bit of dry goods loose from your person,
and again the crowd roars with tumultuous ■
laughter at your nude state, with five pr
six men holding on to your hair and tops,
forcing you up a soaped pole with pips.
and sharp sticks. You now begin to,
think you arc forsaken by all of -
people, and that the deklJ" has oerttuuiy
got possession of you, knocking youpn
the head so that you see stars as numqr*
ona os they are in the milky way. Yp»
are bandied in this kind of tantalising
way for two hours, when tho givc
you a large dose of liverwort knd
then let you go.” " !
A Good Tiling In
Some yews ago, at3incinpat| paMrw*
ceivcd and- printed thefirstehaptcrof
what appeared to, he ainost thrilUng to
mance, in the expectation of being pftt>
ded with the eoneliiding portions as they
might bo needed. The chapter waa vecy
ingeniously written, and concluded by
leaving the.principal ohara'eter suspended
by the pantaloons from the limb of a, tree
over a perpendicular precipice. It at*
hraeted the attention of the press, and 10*
quiries began to bo made 'Concerning the
continuation and the fate of its herq,~
Day after day the victimized pnblislmri
looked for v the remaining chapters butin
vain. They never came to hand. £im|?
ing that they had been sold, and w|sh|n£
to pat a stop to the jokes their cotcnipn*
ranes were cracking at their
they briefly concluded the story thus i
<{ Chapter 11 Gonclusion,
hanging to the treacherous tree for fonr
Weeks, his pantaloons gave way, and'
Charles Melville rolled headlong O'tnt the
yawning precipice. Ho fell a distance 6f.
five miles, and came down with the small
of his back across a stake and rider fenoe,
.which so jarred him that he was compelled
to travel in Italy for his health, whetd he
is at present residing. He is cogged in
the butchering business, and is tbnli||ib*r
of » large family of children.”
No eatertaicmeot i» to efce
8» fc®*Wg.
Homeward Bound.
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