The Altoona tribune. (Altoona, Pa.) 1856-19??, September 08, 1859, Image 1

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I Liver Pills.
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the above men?
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iprietors.
11 OTHERS*
h, Pa.
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now give thmr
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the day, they
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IB* ,pck» and lea* than three months, 35 cent* per
Jart f° r e,ch ln,<rtlon a monlbs. 6 months. 1 year.
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i p xfC „| U rs Notices, 178
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' , „ir Jtiulii ef a political character or individual lu
..rcording to the above rates.
>■"*• *[j„, mrn t» not marked with the number of insertions
be ‘continued till forbid and charged according
cents per line for every, insertion,
notice. exceeding ton linos, fifty cent* a squire.
tribune directory.
CHURCHES, ministers, &c.
Itov. A 11. CiARK, Pastor.—Preaching ev
'ultotli nwruiuitat lo; j o'clock, and in thu evening at
rlw 1 . Sabbath School at U o'clock, A, M., in the Lec-
Prayer Meeting wery Wednesday evening bi
Rev .< CnaoHTOX. Pastor.'—Preaeh
„r, Sabbaili iiioriiiiig :»i H o'clock and in the oven-
mIioo! iii tin. lecture Room at 2 o'clock, I*.
; ; ij'wwl Pruvu Meeting In same room every: Wcdnes-
: ir ,;, uiu< . Vu’ung .Men's Prayer Meeting cvcry-Friday
' laik‘c4 LuOtrran, Hot. Jcron Stick, Pastor,—Prcach
*(Kr>S«bbstli morning at 10*, o'clock, aikd at 6j4o'clock
'•id (tiling. Sabbath School in the Lecture Room at
.""'■Wi., P. M. Prayer Meeting in iuuue room every
sic ;iar even jug.
Urrlhj-m. Uuv. W. U. Dxck,Pastor. —Preaching ev
n»|.iath morning at 10}* o’clock and in the evening at
. jVket. Sabbath School in thu Lecture Room at fl
,-Ll, A. M. Prayer Meeting every Wednesday evening
fGtHII.
tManl A>iirr.pul, Hey- It- Ouvtlußector.—Divine
yninevery Sunday, at 10J4 A. M.. and ~t\o o'clock P. 3i.
j>4every Wednesday cvcnuigat 7‘<f Sunday School at
f.ii'dxk A. M.
Jfijuie, I lev. John Twinoa, Pastor. —Preaching at
,uck In the morning, and at In the afternoon.
SinM.—Sabbath School at 9 o'clock, A. M. Prayer
Jioiinjuery Wednesday evening.
; ; vjn .VetWiVf, llov. SsTuen Caa, Pastor. —Preaching
-n uu .nurning at 11 o'clock and in the evening, in
ti«!i loun School House.
ALTOONA MAIL SCHEDULE
MAILS CLOSK.
fcftrn Way *t*
HiMi.Ml'au.
Uwn Through,
J*en» Through Mail
MAILS OPES.
lts*ni Thru ugh Mail, 7 55 A. M.
team Through, 735 “
h&nWaj, 7 on A. 51.
Jon “ 0 23 P. M.
53d>jsl'Urg .7 30 A. 51, anti 616 14
{&-< “i*u for the traueactiun oflmrinefs from (L3O A M.
f. M., during the work, and Dom 7.Q0 to 8.3 U o'-
ui-'J; Sunday,
tel, ’37-tfJ
JOHN’ BIIOESIAKEU, P. M.
RAILROAD SCHEDULE.
Ityt.H Tndn East arrives 1,25 A. M., leaves 1,30 A. M.
‘ “ West “ 7.35 “ “ B,la •«
I* '• Kn-l “ 0,05 P. M.
W-st “ 8,10 P. M„
h. “ 7,:is A. M.
• " w-n •« «.a p.si, “ «,40 p, ii.
!.s YHDUUO BRANCH connects with Express
KJtut and West. and with Mall Train East ami West.
IkBI.AIIISVIM.K BRANCH connects with Johnstown
•» Train fU-i mid W(isl, Express Train Weal and Mail
It-. tvt.
l.'yairtt'JJ, ISSS.
meetings of ass9ciations-
Wlauiiii» Lkl'jf. k. V. SI., No. 2SI, moetmni second Tues
t'it »wh month. in tpe third story of the Masonic Tcm-
RuThjuVluck,P. M.
EueaJij>mmt, A. Y. SI., No 10, meet, on the
wok Tuesday nf etch month, in the third story of the Mu
'-»< 1-rai.lo. at V,i u'ohick. I*. M.
Luljf, I. o. ,if (I. F-. No. 473.' meets every Friday
"'ra;, Ui the second story of the Masonic -Temple, at 7l<
*'*i. r. H. r
Teran-f.j |. 0. of rt. F., No. 532. meets every Frida
"nht.fu Itir third story of Patton’s Building, on Virginia
■«;Ut ;ij.. -clock. P.M.
Viniri-v;., 7W.V. No. 35, X. O. R. 51, bold stated Coun
-1 ■to y lursday evening in the I. 0.0. F. Hall, in tin;
" l: Tnnjiie. Connell Fire kindled At 7th run 30th
*h W. A. ADAM.-t. V. nf n. [June 25. ’57-ly
•'-‘n r .'wn» nf Amrrint, Camp No. SI. meets every Mull
t* F v i|s,;l iu li * , story of Patton's Hall, at 7 Jij o’clock
o'.-’ijfi.i; Oniio, y.\ 51. J, x nf A meets every
it, tin; 2d story of Patton's Hall.
, ™ ll .Vo. 311, A'! nf 71, meets every Satnr
-I«i-Iilng. in the Odd Fellows’ Hall. Masonic Temple.
L ~ WIW Uirh’micj' f.ihrarf and Reading Room Attoeia
, .“r I*‘•atedir 1 *‘•atedir on the Ist Patnrday evening in Jamm
11.I 1 .' 1 , “duly and octijher. Board of Directors meet on
lain . fT enlng in each month. Boom open from
lu u clock to cry evening, (Sunday excepted )
COUNTY OFFICERS.
*>'* of the Ontrti.—President. Hmi. George Taylor.—
'Wn, J. p enn Jones. David Caldwell.
■’’’ftmiof ary—Joseph Baldridge.
"JUiV and DreonUr —Hugh A. Caldwell.
fnf— James Funk.
;«nW Altnrneg—JUsuj. L. liewit.
l \*«"**ioiun—JacJb Barnhart, J. 11. McFar
w. Kilo. M. Jones.
g!i A. Caldwell.
n .' u dj>praiur—Jw, v l, o. Adlum.
Surrei/or— James h. Owlnn.
hingaielt.
i‘. ~ Il,rr" '-v- A.C. McCartney, Joe.' R. Hewitt.
; iVd.«“ Qeo rjf» Weaver, Vamncl Shiver,
J*“w-William For.
'•Pnnt-.vl'nt <f ibrnmun Sdiooli —John Dean. t
ALTOONA BOROUOH OFFICERS-
W-J«c,s Good. 3. SI, Che’rrjr. -
m. joum.
bw AUlaon, Robert Green, Robert JB.
‘ '
Cnuncil —John Allison.
tZ,L !
Vnce.
»• BlnV, C. C. Muon. George W.
Sa, ™- C. UcComiick, It. P.lUne, Gki. lt. Cfemer. ;
**nZy.f cla !!* Bwd~yrti._C. McCormick
MeClelhmd. »
« * Wert * SC Greenwood,'
„ North " Jaoobjßottehberg.
“ Ward—Henry JWVJAeob Grin*.
, u w«t ". E. B.SleCnnn, Jtedb ttetaer. -
horth " e.yr. Ham^JduOrate.
f} fi OGEIHES.~A AND
of droestfr* hare Just been »■
x.B. UAKM4X.
T Vo-
BAGS, TRUNKS, TJM
*«-. «*nb« boa£bt cheaper At H. TVCB’B
■ 7 ■«her T tae«in the ternary, », 1858. r
(feUND AT MoOORJIICK'S Sfore
I b »OHXNAL SUPPOBfcBBe, w
15 . ' Bnc«ifor«lait ■
- KBsatß^a.
jfi uSAD AN J) ZINC
Owen, teHow. P»rf* OtWo, iry
‘ lt r?-tf.J KWSLEH/S.
2 do. 3 do.
7 25 A.M.
< 25 A.M
7 25 A.M. andtpOO P. M
8 00 ••
750 “
“ 9.20 P. M.
“ 8.25 P. M.
“ 7.50 A. 31.
TIIO3. A. SCOTT, Svp't.
WEST BRANCH
: PIKE, LIVE STOCK,AND
HE A L TJIjINSU RANGE COMPANY
TOP LOCK HAVEN, PA.
B * AzmP- kerb, agent,
ALTOONA, BLAIR COUNTY, PA.
Capital, 2300,0001 Premium Notes, 4152,000
CharterKUlWO—Charter Perpetual. * *
2WI Sidtaeta. Also, on first class
Horses, Mules and Cattle at reasonable rates.
health department.
Tho weekly payment of thto Company to those Incapaci
“f 0 hy sickneas or accident, equals the
“« Tn? p< 7 ,t '' I ’°. r to**" 110 ?’ by paying atthe rate of
? tn ™ I ‘ ei 'i car ’ draw weeiiy $5 00
wIS 5° | 10 00
w m 3° do • >2O 00
*}° *» ~ ®»00
00 do do 2i> 00
*0 00 do do -40 00
60 00 do do 55 00
1 -
go Harvey, Pres’t, IT Abram, Vice P«*'t,
fhos Kitchen, Sec>, Vm Pearson, Treas.,
S K «M C , kuuui * - Peter Dickinson,
M m \t hite, Chfts A Maver,
Stmiuel Christ, John B Hall.
The Board of Directors submit'the following testimonial
from Governor Wm, F. Packer, showing the repatatlen of
tho Company at home:
IVttITAMEPORT, Pi., August 5, 1857.
I am personally acquainted with tho Directors and Offl
cers of tlie IVost Branch Insurance. Company at Lock Ha
ven. Pa., and cheerfully bear testimony to their high cliar
ac.«r men. A company under their control
will undoubtedly be safely and prudently managed, and
all losses which it may sustain honorably adjusted.
May 5,185£H5m -
GREAT OPENING
OF
SPRING AND SUMMER
C£> CS> ££) S 3 »
JB, HILEMAN HAS JUST RE
• reived arid opened at l|is old stand, on Virginia at,
a large and attractive assortment of seasonable goods, com
prising all Che novelties in
BEREGES,
RIVALS.
iniSTZES.
LAWyS.
GJyGHAMS.
• EMBROIDERIES,
LACKS. HOSIERY <f GLOVES
and all varieties and textures of
LADIES DRESS GOODS,
together with a fidl assortment of goods for gentlemen’s
wear, such as Ciotps-Cassimcrcs and Vestings.
Also a full stock of Hardware, Queenswore and
GROCERIES,
attd an assortment of
BOOTS, SHOES, GAITORS, &€.,
of all sizes and stylos, which equal to any in the market,
and will he sold at fair prices.
Having recently enlarged my .store-room, I can now
display my largely increased stock to better advantage
ami would respectfully iuvite everybody to call.
Slay 12,1851).
New grocery and liquor
STOHK.—The undersigned would beg leave to an
nounce to the citizen!) of Blair county and vicinity that lie
has opened his uewlStorc on Jlrpini'i street. three doort
Mow the. Superintendent’! Office, where Ije has just received
from the'£ast and West a large assortment of -
Foreign and pomestic Liquors,
consisting as follows: flHff
French O/ard Brandi/, Cognac Brandy, Peach
Brandy, Cherry Brandy, Old Burgundy
Wine, Old Port Wins, Jamaica Rum ,
Holland ana Old Rye Whiskey,
Mononyahela Whiskey, and
Rhine Wine,
which he ha* himself imported. Retailers of Liquors and
Farmers will find it ito their advantage to bay of him,
as lie will sell at CITY PRICES.
He will also keep constantly on hand an assortment of
GROCERIES,
Such at Flour . Bacon, Salt, Fith, Tobacco, Se-
Hart. Syrup, Sugar, Coffee, JfC., £c..
All of which will be sold cheap for cash orCountry Produce
Our friend* and tin- public generally are respectfully In
vital to giro ns a call before purcbaalngelsewncrc,
Altoona, May 20, 1£59.-tf
». R. GOOD, M. 11. J. M QKMXnX, M. D.
DU S. GOOD & GEMMILL HAY
IXG entered, info Partnership in the Practice of
Medicine. resjsKitfnll.vi Jteadcr their services to the Public
in the several branches or their Profession.
Calls will be answered cither day oi- night at their office
—which is the »ame as heretofore occupied by Lra. Hirst
A flood, —or at the Logan House.
La. GKM MILL REFERS TO .
David GilbeSt. M. L., I’rof. Obstetrics in penn’a Medical
College. Philadelphia.
F. firaxir Smith. Ms L.. Prof. Institutes of Medicine in
Penn'a Medical College. ‘
John Nwix. J! D-, Prof. Surgery in Pa. Med. Col., and Sur
geon to the Pfc, Hospital, Philadelphia
3. B. l.nden. M D, Huntingdon, Pa
John McCulloch, M I), *•
Join* Scott, Em|. “
IV m Lorrit, Jr, £*q, “
IVm M Lloyd, Esq, UoUidayshurg,
John Cresswell, Jr, Esq; •*
Samuel Millikeni Esq, UcU’s Milts,
Gen ii K Bell, I “
John Beil. Esq, u
April 21st, ISMSiri
DR. WM. R. FINLAY RE- g
SPKCTFCLLT offer* his
services to the people Of Altoona and (he
Joining country,
He may he found at the office heretofore oc- WjjjjtK
copied by Dr. o.l>. Thomas.
- Altoona; Sept. 30.18i5.-tf ’
By. ROYER, M. D.,
• Offers his professional services to the citizens of
Altoona and vicinity]
Die best of references can be given If required.
Office at residence *bn Branch street, East Altoona, three
doors above Conrad's Store. , [April 28’50-ly.
DENTISTRY— 3>R. S. KIMMELL,
OPERATIVE <£■ MECHAXfCAL DENTIST.
Teeth Inserted) from one to a full set, on Gold or Silver
Plate. J
Teeth filled with cjohl, end warranted for ten yean.
Teeth Extracted bj the Electro Magnetic Machine with
out Pain. - '
AU operations and work done cheaper than anywhere
else in the county, and a deduction inode, of the railroad
expenses from Altoona to nollidaysburg, from all opera*
tlons onXmnting to fore doUanand over.
*S~ Office on Montgomery street,'Opposite the Exchange
Hotel, Bollldsysbnrg, Fa. (Dee.l6,lBsMy
WM. 8. BftTTNER,
SURGEON DENTIST.
OFFICE IN THE MASONIC TEM
PJiB. Teeth extracted without pain by the Electro
Magnetic Machine. ; [Dec. 23,'88,-tf
•- ASt* A Student wanted. - :
TDLAIB COUNTY INSURANCE
fte JPWr
County Mutna! Fire IturanuidO- Company, is at 01l
times to insurt;agalnst loss or damage by fiw,Buad-
JUenfaktoe, Rimutttre and fn&Ay, of every des
cription, In town or count™ at os reasonable rates as in
Comjtoyjo .the Statt. Office with Bell. Johnston, Jock*
TTCOMJNG COUNTY MUTUAL
I A FIBE INBUBAXCK . AGENCY—The undersigned,
agent of the Lycoming Mutual Fire Insurance Company, !*
at alt times ready to Insure-against loss or damage by fire,
BuOdinfi, Jferdtanditt, Furniture and Prvptrlf of every
description, in town or country, at os reasonable rates «a
any compauy IntheStatc. Office in the Masonic Temple.
Jan. 3, ’Sfi-tf] ; . JOHN SHOEMAKER, Agent.
/2J&EAT WESTERN INSURANCE
VJT AND JCBOKT EOMf ANY—lnsurance on Meal or
personal property will be effected on the abort reasonable
two*by m&tieimia Altoona at bis office in Anna St.'
March IT. M JOHN HfOEMAEW, A|«r.
A pretty young ntaid with a bundle of work,
Whose lace ai the morning was fair,
Went tripping altJng with a smile of delight,
While humming a loro-breathing air.
i •
She looked on the, carriage—the lady she saw.
Arrayed in apparel so fine,
And said, in; a whisper, “1 wish from my heart
Those satins and laces were mine.”
■ r •
The lady looked out on the maid with her work,
So fair in a calico dress,
And said, “ I’d relinquish position and wealth,
Her beauty and youth to possess.”
Thus in this, world, whatever our iot,
Our minds and bar time we employ
In longing and sighing for what wo hare not,
Ungrateful for wliut'we enjoy.
We welcome, the pleasures for which we hare sighed ;
-The hearthaa a iroid in'it still,
Growing deeper and. wider the longer we live.
That nothing but heaven can fill.
Old Horsey. You’re too Late.
This is a country for jokes, and
we have just had one that is too good to
keep.
Early this morning there were added
to our company of travelers a pair who
looked like runaways; the gentleman was
a tall, raw-«bone. specim of the half-horse
halt-ulligator' class, and the Iddy a fail*
match for- him; Among the passengers
from Napoleon fs a solemn looking gentle
man, who has all along been taken for a
preacher. About nine o'clock last night
I was conversing with the “ reverend”
gentleman; when a young man stepped up,
and addressing: him remarked, “ We’re
going to hive a ; wedding, and would like
to have you officiate.” “All right, sir,” he
replied, laughingly, and we stepped into
the ladies’caßtt, when, sure enough, the
couple stood waiting. There had been
some kissing games, and several mock
marriages good thro’ with during the
evening, and I supposed this was merely
a continuation ofthe sport; and so thought
the “ preacher,” who, I could see, had a
good deal; of humor in him, and was in
clined to promote general feeling and mer
riment. The Couple stood up before him,
(a good deal mpire solemn than was nec
essary in a mock, marriage, 1 thought,) and
the “ preacher” asked the necessary ques
tions, and then,; proceeding in the usual
way, announced them “ husband and wife.”
There was !a good dpal of fun afterward,
and when it was over I left the cabin—
and so did the preacher,” who remarked
to me that he liked to see the young folks
enjoying themselves, and took a good deal
of pleasure in contributing to their fun ;
bat did not understand why they should
select him to act the preacher.
Just theh sogie one called me aside, and
the old gentleman stepped into his state
room, which wda next tot mine. When I
returned the door stood open, and the
u preacher” stood just inside, with his
coat and vest offi; and one boot in his hand,
talking wiih the gentleman who played
the “ attendant” and who, as I came up,
remarked: Well, if that is the case it is
a good joke, for they are in dead earnest,
and have retired; to the same state-room.”
The old gentlelman raised both hands as
be exclaimed: “Good Heavens! you
dojo’t tell me so !” and rushing just as he
was, boot in baud, to the state room indi
cated, commenced an assault on the door
as if he would batter it down, exclaiming
at each lick:; “ For heaven’s sake don’t I
ain’t a preacher;!” The whole cabin was
aroused, evfcry s{ate room opening with a
slam, when j the door opened, and the Ar
kansas traveller] poking out his head,
coolly remarked: “Old boss you’re too
later ; .] : ir „
LOUIS FLACK.
J@“The langcr X lure, the more certain
I am that I the if difference between
men is encrgy-rinvinoiblo determination
—an honest purpose noce fixed, and then
death or victoiy. This quality. will do
anything that can Be done in the world;
and on talents, no circumstance, no oppor
tunity, will make one main without it.—
Bdmont. ■'-i 1 -- — r r :
A Husband I-Cabbo Fob.— ln one-of
the 1 crack |hote|s of Saratoga, lately, the
elderly men weis sifting up in the doffee
or har-roonts during the jolly hopics,
drinking and tohing stories, when sud
denly a stately Ijidyappeared; seised he?
Bptband by! vtbel' v
to bed. Thg aotipirproduced quite .*lBs*
anch oily effect upon the others. ' '
ALTOONA, PA., THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 1859
Effect |frdrg.
BOTH SIDES.
A man to his carriage was riding along,
A gaily .dressed wife by his aide;
In satin and laces she looked like a queen,
And be like a king in his pride.
A wood-sawyer stood on tho street as they passed,
The carriage and :couplo ho .eyed,
And sold, os he worked with hjs saw on the log, ,
“1 wish 1 was rich and could ride.”
The man to, the carriage remarked to his wile,
•‘One thing I give if I could—
-1 would give alt my wealth for the strength and the
health
Of tho main who toweth tho wood.”
Jltltd IPisctllanjj.
[independent in everything.]
A lady was coming out of the opera
house, when a'thief snatched at her dia
mond ear-ring and tore it completely from
her ear, causing it to bleed. Upon her
return home, she found the ring lying in
the tresses of her hair. was
tried for stealing this ring, and,being'found
guilty by the jury, the opinion of the
judges was taken whether this would be
considered a sufficient taking ; this opin
ion of the judges was afterwards delivered,
in which they held that, as the ring had
been entirely removed from the lady’s ear,
and was wholly in the possession of the
prisoner, although but for an instant of
time, when he lost it in her hair, the ta
king vras complete. So, where a thief led
a horse from one part of a field to another,
intending to steal it, but was apprehended
before he could get the horse out of the
field, it was decided the taking was com
plete. In all these oases you will have
noticed the principle upon which they
have decided, is that the property must
'be completely severed from the possession
of the owner, no matter, in each case, for
how short a period of time. Two or three
showing what is not a sufficient ta
lcing, and then we will proceed to consid
er another branch of the subject. One
Wilkinson put his hand into the pocket of
another, seized his purse and actually suc
ceeded in taking it out of his pocket.—
However, the purse being tied by a piece
of string to a bunch of keys which still re
mained in the person’s pocket, the thief
was unable to accomplish his object, and
was arrested and tried for stealing the
purse; but it was held that as the purse
was still attached to the pocked of the
owner by the string and keys, it was still
in his possession, and the prisoner was en
titled to be acquitted. So, where a thief
went into a shop, took up some goods, in
tending to steal them, but before he had
removed them far from the spot on which
they lay, discovered they were tied to the
counter by a cord ; upon being tried for
stealing, it was held that the property
never was either completely severed from
the possession of the owner, nor complete
ly in the possession of the prisoner, and
he was acquitted.
A correspondent of the Manchester
Mirror relates an interesting incident
which he says occurred in Manchester.—
He states than in the fall of 1847 a young
man came to the city in quest of employ
ment. After weeks of unsuccessful search
he found himself without prospect of work
and considerably in debt for board. In
despair he made arrangements for dispo
sing of his clothing by auction in order to
defray his expenses, when a lefter was
sent to him containing twenty dollars, and
directing him to apply for the situation of
card-stripper to the overseer of one of the
corporations.' The letter also requested
him to sign a nqsp of hand for the amount
loaned, and to place it in a certain unoc
cupied bos in the Post Office wUen it
would be called for by the lender. The
young man did as he was directed, and
received the situation, the overseer sta
ting that it had been procured for him by
the earnest solicitation of a young lady.
Years passed away, and attempts to find
his creditor was unavailing. The young
man prospered in business and at length
plighted his affections to an estimable
young lady with whom ho had accident
ally become acquainted. On the day be
fore their marriage he received a letter re
questing him to call at a certain place and
pay the note for twenty dollars, wito in
terest, which he had signed some years
before.. Anxious to settle an indebted
ness which, from the mystery of the whole
affair, had occasioned many hours of un
happiness, he hastened to the place indi
cated, and was ushered by the domestic
into a parlor, where to his infinite aston
ishment he discovered in the person of
the unknown benefactor the lady to whom,
upou the next day, he was to unite his
fortunes. She was awaiting him
with the note in her hand. It was her
first business transaction, and the part
nership which followed bids fair to con
tinue happily through life.
Benevolence op Women.— The ccle
: hrated traveler, Ledyard, paid the follow
ing handsome tribute to 1 the female sex:
“1 have observed,” he says,“ that women
in all countries are civil, obliging, tender
and humane. I never addressed myself
to them in the language of decency and
friendship, without receiving a decent and
friendly answer. With man, it has been
otherwise. In wandering over the bar
ren. plains of inhospitable Denmark;
through honest Sweden, and frozen Lap
land ; rude and churlish Finland; unprin
cipled Russia; mid the wide-spred regions
of the wandering Tartar j, if hungry, wet,
cold o? sick, ue women have eve? been
friendly, and uniformly so; end to add to
this so worthy the of
benevolence,) actions have beed per
formed in W and kincf a manner, that
if! was dry I drank (Bp sweetest
iflra tang* nteti*
with double rdßst?*' ' r
From the “ Hand-Book of Criminal Law."
Absurdities or the Law.
A Romantic Incident.
Harrying for Sloßejr,
A woman, who professes so speak from
experience, writes thus of marrying for
money: " ’ 1
‘‘ I was married for money. Thih was
ten years ago, and they have! been ten
years of purgatory. I have had bad luck
as a wife, for my husband and I have
scarcely one taste in common. He wish
es to live in the country, which I hate.—■
I like the thermometer at seventy-five de
grees, which he bates. He likes the chil
dren brought up at homo, instead of at
school, which 1 hate. I like music and
wish to go to concerts, which he hates.—
He likes roast pork, which 1 hate; and I
like minced veal, which he hates. There
is one thing which we both like, and is
what we both can’t hare, though we are
always trying for it—the last word. I
have had bad luck as a mother ; for two
such huge, passionate, unmanageable boys
never tormented a feeble mother since
boys began. I wish I, had called them
both Gain. At this moment they have
just been quarrelling over their marbles.
Mortimer has torn*off Orville’s collar, and
Orville has applied his colt-like heel upon
Mortimer’s ribs, while the baby, &enobias,
in my lap, who never sleeps n|ore than
half an hour at a time, and crips all the
time she is awake, has been aroused by
their din to scream in chorus.; I have
had bad luck fes a house-keeper, for I nev
er keep a chambermaid more than three
weeks. Audas to cooks, I look bewilder
ed ou the long phantasmagoria qf feces
through my kitchen, as a mariner
remembers a succession of thunder-gusts
and storms in the gulf of Mexico. My
new chambermaid bounded into the room
yesterday, flirting her dusters and mutter
ing Real old maid after all !’f j ust be
cause I showed her a table on which I
could write “ slut” with my fingers in the
dust. I never saw my plump, happy sis
ters, and then glance in the mirror at my
own cadaverous; long, doleful visage,
without wishing mysdlf an old maid.—
Yet half of my sex marry as I did —not
for love but for fear—fear of dying old
maids.” ■ °
A Sister’s Love.
There are no purer feelings kindled upon
the altar of human affections than a sister’s
pure, uncontaminatcd love for her brother.
It is unlike all other affections—so dis
connected with selfish , sensuality—so
feminine in its developement—so- dignifi-
and yet, withal, so fond and devoted.
Nothing can altar it—nothing can sup
press it. The world may revolve, and its
evolutions effect changes in the fortune,
in the character, and in the disposition ,of
the brother—yet, if he wants, whpse hand
will so speedily stretch, out as that of his
sister ? an dif his character is maligned,
whose voice will so readily swell in his ad
vocacy ? Next to a mother’s unquencha
ble love, a sister’s is pre-eminet. 'lt rests
so exclusively on the ties of consanguini
ty for its sustenance, it is so wboly dives
ted of passion, and springs from such a
deep recess in the human bosom, that
when a sister once fondly and deeply re
gards her brother, that affection is blend;
ed with her existence. In the annals of
crime, it is considered something: anoma
lous to find the hand of a sister Raised in
anger against her brother, or her heart
nurturing the seeds of envy, hatred or re
venge, in regard to that brother: i In all
affections of woman there is a devoted ness
which cannot be properly appreciated by
man. In these regards where the pas
sions are not all necessary in increasing
the strength of the affections, more sin
cere truth and pure feelings may be ex
pected than in such as are dependent upon
each other for their duration as well as
their felicities. A sister’s love, in this
respect, is peculiarly remarkable;: There
is no selfish gratification in its out-pouring;
it lives from the natural impulse, and per
sonal chaims are not in the slightest de
gree necessary to its birth or duration.
The Tjjsih.—The teeth are divided
into three classes, each class fitting us for
a different kind of food :—• ! ’
Ist. The incisors, or catting; teeth,
being eight in number, four top apd bot
tom, those of the upper jaw being , larger,
and falling over the under dnes'iii plerong
the mouth-. The office of these is for di
viding and cutting the food, by bringing
it between the surfaces of the shafp, edges-.
2nd. The canine teeth, so called from
their resemblance to the dog’s (doth, aye
placed on each side of the incisors; making
two in each jaw. The intention of these
teeth is to lay hold of substances,; add «re
peculiar to all carnivorous aminals, and of
wMeh man is considered the harm
less. J;. '
3rd. The molars, or grindehs, are ten in
each jaw, and servo to fit the sod for the
stomach, by dividing it into minute por
tions, or pulp. Thus, It will he seen (hat
Nature designed men should partake each
of the foods homindh to the carnivorous,
herbivotoTW, |and granivorons
There' ere other later in;
ly these are not to ifm. - 1
EDITORS AND PROPRIETORS!
A Hc«r« DUcbmUmi About Sggg,
Geneva the lovely village on Seneca
Lake, furnishes the following specimen of
Parliamentary ruling:
In the fairest village of Western New
York the “ dulled pusaons,” in emulation
of their white brethren, formed a debating
society for the purpose of improving their
minds by the discussion of instraetlnw
and entertaining topics. The detibe>£
tions of the soc'ety were presided over by
a venerable darkey, who performed hm
duties with the utmost dignity peculiar to
his color. The subject for the discussion
on the occasion of which we' write, was—
What am de muddcr ob de chickens—
de hen what lay de eggs or de hen wind
hatch de chicks I .
The question was warmly debated apd
many reasons pro and con were urged had
combatted by the excited
Those in favor of the latter proposition
were evidently in the majority, and the
President made uo attempt to conceal that
his sympathies were the dominant
party. At length an. intelligent darkey
rose from the minority side, and bogged
leave to state a proposition to this efieol.
“Spose," said he, “dat you set one
dozen duck eggs under & hen,and day
hatch, which am de mudder—de duok Or
dehen?” * '
This was a posoH was well put, and non
plussed the other side, even stangerieg the
President who plainly saw the forced
this argument, and had committed him
self too far to yield without a struggle :
so, after cogitating and scratching’ his
wool a few minutes, a brighter idea struck
him. Rising in his chair with all the
conscious of superiority, he announced:
“ Ducks am not before de house; chick
ens am do question; derforoj I rule de
ducks out; and do it ho did, to the com
plete overthrow of his opponents.
Doing It op Slice.
An. intimate friend of ours who M bp»
faults about some things os well as us, Was
paying hia addresses'to a young lady, qui j
near Harlem, pretty stoutly. It seems*
that each loved pretty dear, but Sam, our
frieUd, didn't hardly suit the old peoplq.,
When it came that Sam began to show
signs of ardent love, and in fact she too,'
the old lady intimated to the old gentle
man the necessity qf giving the yotupg
New Yorker a hint to-go into other quar- ’
ters —so when he drove up with his own"*
fine team, hitched, knocked and came iq
all things seemed right to Him. Prcaont
ly, all at once the father of the daughter,
a shrewd, cunning farmer, walked up to
Sam—
“ Have you got a good horse. sir?”
“Acs, sir," ho replied.
Sam answered in the affirmative, with"
much gusto. '
“ And have you got a good barn T" '
" Yes, sir, I have.”
“ Then,” said the old gentlemau, w my
wife and myself advise you, to get,tiUt
good horse, and that good carriage, in in'
that good barn, as quick as posable.”—
The hint to go was sufficient
The Seceet of Blonmh’s Sdcoses.
A writer in the Century newspaper' >
says the secret of Blooding success is in
his keeping the point of gravity lowdpwu.
Blondin’s polo is thirty-four feet lon&apd
weighs forty-six pounds. Held below the .
middle of the body, it brings centre of :
gravity sufficiently near to the rope to he
easily controlled. A very slight elevation
of one end and a corresponding
of the other restores the hwance of the
body. The most perilous exploit of
Blondin is that of carrying a man od 'h&
back. Here he runs a frightful risk, bc
cause he cannot command theuervopg
system of another person. To this'ezppr
riment he will fall a victjm,if bepenisip
injti The slightest trepidation ofpervo
in the carried body will imperil his eep*
tre of gravity, and put jt out of his cmh
niimd, in spite of the skill with whichhe •.
adjusts the weight to rest as much Mp&).
sible on his hips, and aa little as poomhle'
on, his shoulders. Travelers over moun
teins ure warned pj their gpidea to siriS- v
sively on without attempting w*
direct the animal. This is what the; mail
must do who rides on Blondin*s back!—
His own command of nerve must bo equal'
to that of Ids master, or he endangers botiiv
An Irish Love Lrttbb.—«Od>,
Paddy, swate Paddy, if p.Waa yer daddy,
I’d kUI ye yrid Josses iotirely j if I via
brother, and like wia yer mother, I#
see that yewent to bed airly. To taste
yer breath Fd starve me to death, aod lay
off me hoopg- all 'together; to joosthiVe
your arm on me waiat, and larf aCtho
manesbif tae 'heather. Dear Paddy be
mine, me own swate voluotine—.ye’li find
tee both gentle and civil; our life we will
spend to ah iud, and care may no
daheewidthe divil.” Beidok.
An Irish"housemaid, who was seat.
te'«dl agentleman, found him engagndf ■
in using a tooth brush. " Well, i» h*
coming f” said (ho lady of dm
the servant returned, “ Ye#,:
toonhf ~
sharpening his twfch "
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