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PIIOKMAKW:. ‘ Vi: lor. e-wijjlh^ [Aiiij. li K GAZtiTTfc.- linif itiriJ CiiirifnnUiriu < - i if uln trd\ Uirunajion t - TrlaW CriSl&l on Uif»om<-.Ui«tUirrulth •• >iut to b c fwncl te^. : i: -s.l for Ms tnoiuHvto vrlti' thdr nhmti 10-w tln;v rrMilebhrinlyj MATSKIX■* inrk l*»Mcc Onxettn. : AVi» Jori- ( V/> ane’s i\ 3, .TED UGE ILLS. ) call the atten radcyand,JS(?rc siaans of the ; e most popu ore the public. ,s fcitbralci I .ivef Bills; amend: th&n as l ot pimply for i poi ts, viz.: ! ! TS ,i lnts. Sick ! o cases cf A GUEy c r talcing ariabl/ make -•r.t curc|, c- above re Unrivaled, tail when ad“ ::cc with the d populiu-ity rictors, ; ■=•■ * OTHERS, , Pa. v- >mg business, been success- : last Tvfcitftfy iow give &cir attention;^ findfcMjSg. vume&Wk d Li ver :upy tlicj»gi» Id' among^thc he nn I, aj?4 Jpfb 1 ,;'. lost ordc«*^?,|f ring from otimy VfM < theirortiofMWß**’ ••blog to girt th«g£ Kid, to«n/W«twMf'. v Ivo tlircodjtptJnftV' ic for fourtrefr *§**£■ a i,u»l be aeWP^WW; e :-li and O. IV■ K**S" •m.«r ip, ’(59-»r H , , ■ j pyy iSsQ9BS9B ' BB B Hvß y| ■ i - . .. >v ■. ■ iHYB . I H ' ' B B S B BPB • i • • - ■ - jItCBUM 4 DERN, VOI- *■ TJIE ALTOONA TRIBUNE, jIcOBOM i DEUX, Publisher* and Proprietors. inarable invariably in ailvance,) < vr tinned at the expiration of tho time illcap*" paid b f ' tiMM or SDVIBTISWO. 1 insertion 2 do. 3 do. . $25 | 87 Vi $ 60 r- rU*'* 0 60 75 1 00 op , w imre,( ( 100 150 200 I« “ •><■ ) X5O 200 250 I""* „ and leas than three months, 25cenls per #-jo»ro (° r e * cll ln,,:r 3 months. 6 months. 1 year. ... $l5O $3 00 $5OO fU l‘i"“ or kM> 250 400 700 4 00 6 00 10 00 I« ' 600 800 12 00 thr« 6 00 “• . Kx , rn t„ra Notices, 1 75 adTertlaiiiL' by W Ulrco • Cards, not exceeding 8 1 • i* if/lii nd|d'r< jK*r ywir, v 00 ,1; .mirations of a l*>litical character ior individual in , t trill I") charged according to the above rates. 4 iviTtiseiiients in.t marker! with the number of insertions i !wl »iH he continued till forbid and charged according ■'*i‘|,. id«ve terms. ... ■ n„iires five rents |ier line for every insertion. ~Maori 1 notices exceeding ten lines, tlfty cents a square. TRIBUNE directory. churches. MINISTERS, &.C. ■j.'.j/.niirt. Il'-v. A I> CkAHK, Pastor. —Preaching ev .J.laili morning a> 10) a o’clock, and, in the evening at ■ r 1.. SaMuilii School at ‘Jo’clock, A. M., in (lie Lec .[‘ lUm. I’lajir Meeting, every Wednesday evening in 1 e , (r(/l Epiff'l-J. It. v S. CnrjonroNji Pastor.—Prcach . ,v«i v Sabbath morning at 11 o'clockand in the eveu .jibntli Shoot in the Lecture Room ut 2 o'clock, P. (J-lieral I’r.uer Meeting in same rwm every Wednes „ .filing. Young Men’s Prayer Meeting every Friday ' li.nl I.ulluran, 11 ev.,l .toon StccK, Pastor.—Preach ,,r, Sil.batli morning at 10)2 o'clock, and at o'clock . e,.nmin: sabbath School in lire liecturu Room at ~'ilock. I’. M. Prayer Meeting in same, room every VrJnwla.' e\ellijig. CM flnthrai. Rev. W. B. DICE. Pastor-r-Preacliing ev- SaldiaJ.lt morning at In).j o'clock and in the evening at e click. Sabbath School in the Lecture Room at ii ,\’eL A- M- Prayer Meeting every Wednesday evening siiu** rtfiML ’ rnfrAtiil A/.llco/mf, Rev. R. W. Ouvca, Pastor.—Divine Since 51 and till Suu.lays of each mouth at l»).-j o’clock I J!,»nil iI, I’. M. Sunday School at 0 o’clock A. M. CiAciif, Kev. Jons Tallinn, Pastor.—Preaching at .'c.ck in the morning, and ut 3J,£ in the afternoon, fijjihil, iicv. 11. H. Fun, Pastor—Preaching every Sahluitli at W/j o’clock, and also in the evening. Sahhatii School at 9 o’clock, A.M. Prayer. Meeting every Wedaes African MMaditt, Rev. SxTDCR Can, Pastor.—Preaching ,ory SaMiith morning at 11 o’clock and in theeveuing, in acuM I’uiun School House. ALTOONA MAIL SCHEDULE MAILS CLOSE. Ivifrii Way at T-*i?rn ** UulliJa)>i*nrg, fatera Through, 1 Jtoa tlaough Mail MAILS OPEN. £uteni Through .Mali, 7 55 A. M. Wdtern Through, 7 35 . u ffrsicni Way", 7 00 A. M. 6 25 P. M. IWliihyilwjS 7 30 A. M. ami 0 15 (i6cr open <4>r the transaction ofbu*in«»"n'rt— Hugli A. Caldwell. X'lranhlf Ap/waittr— Josepli 0. Adluw. -'»dy Anrecyor—James L. Owinu. ifotiurtr —John hiugafelt JW «~ S ~rrow > A - c - McCartney, Joe. B. Hewitt. >■ B. a£iT* trtcim —George Weaver, Samuel SUlifr, Fox. ‘■VmknJeiU of lUnmon Spools—John Dean. ALTOONA BOROUGH OFFICERS. C^J h 'J'7 *-**** Good, J. M. Cherry. T , “**—E. M. June*. T,,!*' 1 JrJohn Allison, Robert Green, Robert B. ~ricc - llwir y »• Six-ring. : n S Allison- S;J; r ?'‘ r c - c - Ua *«n. George W. IVmI, a ' 9‘ B. V. Rose, 00q.,8. Cramer. toard-VTta. C- iMc&rmick. jEasassa.?^" : jK“ Michael Clabongh, A- AUo*aj. « V HlKtunu —East Ward—B. A. Alexander. , . ’ West “ JL Greenwood. k . W . North “ Jacob Ilotteaberg. %T W, ~ Eft Bell, Jacob; B*ink. h y**t “■ E. B. McCrum, Jacob Hosser. north “ G. W.Harman, John Condo. Q.KOCERIES. —A LARGE AND “ssortment of Groceries Inure just bee* ro- store of J. B.' MILKMAN. C»£ PKT BAGS » trunks, um tho J[ I „. LLAS ’ *°-> can be bonght cheaper at M. TDCITS *°y ot bqr place In the country. 1 [Doc. 9,1858. 0* P A3f P AT McCOBMICK’S Store ““ortmint of Beady-Mode clothing. Nor.2s.itt A BDOMlku. SUPPORTERS, Trus -14 Brace* for»»le »t : ££SBL£E'S. WHITE LEAD AND ZINC «<“ [i-tq jushsleb-s. 7 25 A.M 7 20 A.M 7 25 A. M. and 0 00 P. M 0 00 “ 7 150 “ P. M THOS. A. SCOTT, Suyt. WEST BRANCH ; FIRK > livk stock and lIE A LTH INS V RANGE COMPANY OF LOCK HAVEN,' PA. ’ R. A. O. KERR, AGrENT, ALTOONA, BLAIR COUNTY, BA. Capital, $300,0001 Premium Notes, *182,000 Chartered, 1886—Charter Perpetual. Will inflate, against Fire and Sicknecs. Also, on Brat ctais lloroos, Mules auU Cattle at reasonable rates. health department. «*“ Company to those incapaci tated for active life by sickueu' or accident, equals the «"? I nn* SP ° Blt * Fin * b Y P“r in K »t Uie rate of Bin 8 in JS Per l***’ drBW |5 00 10 00 do do *lO 00 20 00 do do SSo 30 00 do do 30 00 35 Off do do SOO «00 do do 40 00 “00 do do 80 00 „ . „ I)macrons: T T Abram, Tice Pres’t, Tbos Kitchen, Sec y, Wm Pearson, Treas., S. kmab > . Peter Dickinson, ' v,u Wtite, ChasAMnyer, Samuel Christ, John 11 Uall. The Board of Directors submit the following testimonial from Governor Win. F. Packer, showing the reputation of the Comjfluiy at home: Wiluamspodt, Pa., August 5, 1857. I am personally acquainted with tlio Directors and Offi cers lilt, West Branch Insurancu Company at Lock Ha ven. Pa., and cheerfully hear testimony to their higii cliar **Cit,?r aj, 1 lm * iuesa men. A company under their control will undoubtedly he safely-and prudently managed, and all losses whicli it may sustain honorably adjusted. May 5, 1859-Om GREAT OPENING OF SPRING AND SUMMER CD Cp IS 0 T I>. HILEMAN HAS JUST RE f * • ceiveil and opened at Ids old staud, on Virginia st., a large and attractive assortuieut of seasonable goods, com prising ail the novelties iu REREGES DUVALS, CUIXTZKS LA ir.VAt aryaiiAMs EMBROIDERIES LAVES ROSIER}" <[■ GLOVES and ail varieties and textures of LADIES DRESS GOODS together with a full assortment of goods (or gentlemen’s -wear! such us f’lotlis, Cassimeres and Vestings. Also a full stuck of Hard ware. Uueensw are and GROCERIES, und an iutAortiimut of boots, shoes, gaitors, &c., of all Hi//-s and styles, which equal to any iu the market, and will lie sold at fair prices. Having recently enlarged my store-room, 1 can now display my largely increased stock to better advantage and would respectfully invite everybody to cull. .May 12. 18.V.1. ■VTEW GROCERY AND LIQUOR STOIIK. —The would h<*jr leav«* to un nuuiif- t<> tlo* citizen* of Blair county am! vicinity that he hus Ills new Store on Mrf/iiit't strreJ , thrre d**trs hfloiv the Superiulemicnf s Office, when- In* lias just received from the East and West a large assortment of Foreign and Domestic Liquors, consisting us follows: French Oturd Brand;!, Cognac Brandy, Peach Brandy, Cherry Brandy, Old Burgundy )l me. Old Fort M me, Jamaica lium l IJ’iUand Oin* Old Rye Whiskey , Monongahela Whiskey , and Rhine Wine, which he has himself imported. Retailers of Liquors and Farmers will find it to tliclr advantage to hhy of him, ms he will sell at CITV PRICKS. Ilf will also kif ji constantly on lumd an assortment of (tHOCERIES, Such as Flour, Bacon, Saif, Fish, Tobacco, Se yar*. Syrup, Sugar, Qeffee, sc., £c.. All of which will bv sold cheap Cirnult or Country Pr'tduo*. <)ur friend* mul tin* public generally aw rffiiwctfully in vited to give ins a call before purchasing cl-teurhew, Altoona. May 26, 1560.-tf D. R - UOOK, M. H. J. M OEUMU.L, M. D. DR S, GOOD & GEM MILL HAV INii entered into Partnership in the Practice of Medicine, resjiectfully leader their services to the Public In tin- several hrnneiies of their Profession. Cull* will answered cither day or night at their office —wliieli is the same os heretofore occupied by Drs. Hirst t Uonl, —or nt the l*igan House. I)u. aKM .MILL REFERS TO Davip fin.nKr.T. 51.1)., ProC Obstetrics in Peun’a Jledical College, Philadelphia. E. Uni net Smith. M. D., Prof. Institutes of Medicine in Penn'a 51eib'eul Collette, dons Xr.au M. I)., Prof Snrgerj’ in Pa. Med. Col., and Sur geon to the Pa. Hospital, Philadelphia J. It. l.ndeu. 51 I>, Huntingdon, Pa John slcCnllite!i, Ml),** John Scott, Esq, “ Win Dorris. Jr, Esq, “ Wm 51 Lloyd, Esq, Uollltlaysburg, Jolin Cn-vswidl, Jr, Kgq. *■ Samuel IMilliken, Esq, Belt's 51U]s, (Jen It F lUII. ** John Bell. Esq, “ April Jlst. IXMSm Dll. WJI. 11. FINLEY HE- g SPECTFUI.LY offers his services to the people of Altoona and Joining country. EctIHB He luay be found at the office heretofore oe- W||jH copied by Dr. 0. D. Thomas. Altoona. Sept. SOJISaS.-tf BV. ROYER, M, I)., • Offers his professional services to the citizens of Altoona and vicinity. The best of references con be given if required. Office at residence on Branch street, Hast Altoona, three door* above Conrad's Store. {April 28 ’59-ly. Dentistry.— dr. s. kimmell, OPERATIVE a UECHAEJCAL DEXTIBT. Teeth inserted, Irani one to a full sot, on Gold or Silver Plate. Teeth filled with Gold, and warranted for ten yean. Teeth Extracted by the Electro Magnetic Machine with out Pais, A AH operations and work done cheaper than anywhere else in the county, and a deduction made, of the railroad oxpenses'from Altoona to UoUidaysbarg, from all opera tions amounting to five dollars and over. Offlce on Montgomery street, opposite the Exchange Hotel, Uellidayshurg, Pa. [Dec. 16,1858-Iy VyMi S. BITTNER, SURGEON DENTIST. OFFICE IN TflE MASONIC TEM PLE. Teeth extracted without pain by the Electro Magnetic Machine. [Deo. 23, ’58.-tf KS~ A Student wanted. TDLAIR CQUNTY INSURANCE If AQEKCT.'—The undersigned, Agent of the Blnii- County Mutual Eire Insurance Company, is at ail times ready to insnre against loss or by fire, Build tug*, MenJuxaiite, Furniture and Property, of ercry des cription, in town or eoantry.-ntas reasonable rates as any Company In the State. Office with Belt, Johnston, Jack i Co- *' J>. 1. CALDWELL, Jlgtnti Jan. 27, *59-11 , - ■ T YCOMING COUNTY MUTUAL J_J FIKE INSURANCE AGEKCT-—The undersigned, eeSt of the Lycoming Mntuai Fire Imenwaco Company, is alfil tinn ready toinsnre against loss or damage by fire, BtdUfUin, MereAandUe, Furniture and Property of every 'dpjKngqgn, in town or co«ntry, at as reasonable rates as anycompany in the State. Office in the Masonic Temple. dan.s, '56-tf] • JOHN fiIIOKiIAKBR, /"2.BEAT WESTERN INSURANCE \JT A»l> TRUST OOMPA»y;-In«iranco on Heal or personal property -will be .effected oh the most reasonable terms by their agents in Altoona at his office in Anna-Bt.. March if, 1859. JOHN SHOEMAKEB, Agent. LUC IS PLACE. Ikied ISBscdlangi We love a unassuming young man, wherever we find him—in the coun ting room or law office—at the bellows or crank—at the roll-stand or type case—on a calm-bank or on the pulpit. Among a world of brass ; and bold impudence, he stands forth an honor to himself; show ing to others that ho at least has had a good bringing up, and knows what be longs to good manners. Ask him a ques tion, and he will hot look cross enough to bite you. {f you are looking for anything, he will take pains to find it for you if he can. ~ When in company with others, he does not usurp all the conversation, and en deavor to call the attention of others to himself, by hoistorous language. He lis tens attentively to his seniors, and mod estlv advances his opinions. We love such a man—We do: sincerely—and his company wje highly prize. If he meets you in' the street, bo pleasantly bows, and bids you good mining. You do not find him standing at: the corners, using pro fane words,' pr see him standing at the en trance of churches on the Sabbath. He quietly enters his pew and takes his seat without a flourish. He goes to hear, not merely to see. Such young men there are in the country and in the city. We often see them., You will find them in some of yoiiri printing offices, work-shops, and other places, where to earn one’s liv ing is honorable. When they came upon the stage of active life, they must succeed —it cannot he otherwise. We would give mere for a modest, unassuming man, for all the practical business of life, than for a score of brassy, impudent rascals, who are net worth the bread they keep from moulding, f'" ' j g&»A certain witty wan, fond of whist, once heard ja cr y when sitting down to-hisvgame. Ml mways Wo to hear children cry,” he remarked. “ Why. ?” asked those about! hint. Because,” says the witty man, “they are sent to bed then.” ALTOONA, PA., THURSDAY, AUGUST 11, 1859. Hekd latore’i) Music. There’s sweetness in the opening flower. There’s beauty in the rose; A melody hi the evening's breeze That though the foliage blows; There’s music m the warbling song, At matin’s pleasant hour, When pouring forth its notes of joy From some secluded bower. What beauty ’tU when Phoebus gilds The hills with colors bright. What majesty when Jewels deck The firmament of night,— Then streams and take thro’ shading trees, With fdlveiy light do gleam, As riplhig waves reflect the glance Of Luna’s beauteous beam. There’s music on the heaving main. When angry waves do rise— When o’er the crossed billows foam, The seas gull swiftly flies; Or rising high on pinions light, He screams amid the roar, As breakers dash in maddened glee Like thunders on the shore. There is beauty in all nature, Sublimity and might—* When darkness dwells upon the earth, And reigns supreme «t night. Wiien tempests' rock the forest pine, When echoing thunders roll, When vivid lightning’s Winding flash liriuga terror to the soul. Oh! lot us read In nature’s book. Of heaven's bounteous love. Of oil the gifts ,<3dd showers us, In wisdom (nun above. And in our hearts emotion, then, Of gratitude shall rise, And thanks be rendered unto Him Who mode the earth and skies. Dq They Miss Me at Home I Do they misa me at home?—do they miaa mo? ’T would Ik* au osauronco moat dear To know that my mime u aa forgotten, Aa though I had never been there; To know that the tailor and landlord, And the banka where my paper ia due, And hoata that-1 cannot now mention, Had bonuhed mo quite from their view. Do they miaa meat home ?—do they miaa mo When market for money la tight. And cullectora in haate are pursuing Their debtors by day and by night ? Do the frieuda who-once loaned me a “fifty," And the othpr who loaned me a “ ten," Heave a sigh of regret as they miaa me, And wish they could see me again? Do they miss me at homo ?-r-do they miss me Where no longer Tin seen upon ’Change? And do thane who were wont to assist me, Say, “ Ilifl conduct's infernally strange ?” Does the Shyluck who loaned mo his money, To-bear me torogions unknown. Look in vain for occasion to dun me, And wish 1 again were at home ? Do they miss me at home?—do they miss me? ’Twould ho an assurance most dear To know that my name was forgotten, As though" 1 had never been there. But I kuov that my menory lingers Around the dear place aa 1 roam. And while Pro my wiu and my creeper*, They’ll miss me—they'll nu*» mo at home! A Modest Young Man. [independent in everything.] A gentleman who was riding in the cars, noticed a bright little fellow, between five and six years of age, sitting with his father and mother, and engaged in the at tempt to unloose the knot of the string that bound a small parcel. The knot had become well compacted, and the child’s tiny fingers seemed to make no impression thereon. The patient earnestness of the little fellow was contrasted with the appa rent indifference of his parents, who looked on, but made no attempt to assist him.— At last the gentleman, whose sympathies with children were -warm, could bear the sight no longer; Sb, partly, to help the child, and partly to rebuke the parents, he took out his knife and handing it to the boy, said : “ Here, my little fellow, try the virtue of a sharp blade. You can not untie the knot!” Something to his surprise, the knife was not taken ; but instead, the child answered with a smile— “Please, sir, father .don’t allow me to say 1 can’t; belong to the “ Try Company.’” “Indeed!” said the gentleman, as he drew back his hand.’ “ I never heard of that company before.” “ Oh, I’ve always belonged to it. Have I not, father ?” and the child turned, with an expression of loving confidence in his face, towards his father. “ He’s a worthy member of that excel lent association, sir,” remarked the father, now speaking to the gentleman, and smi ling in a pleasant way. “ Ah, I understand you !” Light was breaking in upon his mind. “ This is a part of your discipline. You never per mit your little boy to say I can’t.” “ Hut, instead, I’ll try, sir.” “ Excellent,” said the gentleman.— “ Excellent! Here is the way that men are made. It is the everlasting I can t, that is dwarfing the energies of thousands upon thousands all over the land. A fee ble effort is made to overcome some diffi culty, and then the arms fail wearily, and the abandoned.” “ And who is most to blame for this ?” was inquired. “ Parents,” was the unhesitating reply. “ Parents who fail to cultivate patience and perseverance in their children. Pa rents who carry them when they should let them walk, even though their feetmay be weary. I see it all as clear as light, and see my own fault at the same time.— I cut the knot of difficulty for my children every day, instead of requiring them to loosen it themselves. But, sir, they shall join the “ Try Company” after this, i’ll have no more knot cutting in my house.” How is it with you, reader, child or man ? Arc you a member of the “ Try Company ?” If not, and you have any am bition to be something more than a drone in the hive, join it at once; and*from this time forth never let the words “ I can’t” find a place on your lips. Not only does the light fly from the grand “ ruler of the day,” whith a veloci ty which is a million and a half times greater than the speed of a cannon ball, but it darts from every reflective surface with a like velocity, and reaches the ten der structure of the eye so gently, that, as it falls upon the little curtain 'of nerves which is there spread to receive it, it im parts, the most pleasing sensation, and tells its story of the outer world with a minuteness of detail and a holiness of truth. Philosophers once sought to weigh the supbeara. They constructed a most delicate balance, and suddenly let in upon it a beam of light; the leaver of the bal ance was so delicately hung that the flut tering of a fly would have disturbed it.— Everything prepared, and grave men took their places, and with keen eyes watched the result. The sunbeam that was to de cide the experiment had left the sun eight minutes prior, to pass the ordeal.- It had flown through ninety-five of miles of spaco in that short measure of time, and it shot upon the balance with unaba ted velocity. But the lever moved not; and the philosophers were mute. A Child’s Sympathy. — A child’s eyes—those clear wells of undcfiled thought—what on earth can be more beautiful ? Full of hope, lore and curi osity, they meet your own. In prayer, how earnest, in joy, how sparkling, in sympathy, how tender. The man who never tried the companionship of a little child, has carelessly passed by one of the greatest pleasures of life, one passes a rare flower, without plucking it or know ing its value. A child cannot understand you, you think; speak to it of the holy things of your religion, of your grief for the loss of a friend, of your love for some one you fear will not love in return; it will take, it is true, no measure or sounding of your thought; it will not judge how much you, should believe whether your, grief is rational in proportion to your loss— whether you are worthy or .fit to attract the love which you seek —butlW whole soul will, incline to yours, and. engraft itself, as it were, on the feeling ibr the hour. The “ Try Company.” The wonders of Light. The Terrible Heat In California. The Santa Barbara Gazette of the 22d of June says: Friday, the 17th June, will he long re membered by the inhabitants of Santa Barbara, from the burning, blasting heat experienced that day, and .thei effects thereof. Indeed, it is said that for the space of thirty years, nothing in compari son has been felt in this country, and we doubt, in any other. The sun rose like a ball of fire on that day j but though quite warm, no inconvenience was caused there by until two o’clock, P. M , wht.n suddenly a blast of heated air swept through our streets, quickly followed by others, and shortly afterwards the atmosphere became so intensely heated that no human being could withstand its force-—all sought their dwellings, and shut the doors and windows, and remain for hours confined to their dwellings. The effects of such intense and unparalleled heat was demon strated by the death qf calves, rabbits, birds, &c. The trees were all blasted, and the fruit, such as pears and apples, laterally roasted on the trees ere they fell to the ground, and the same as if they had been cast on live coals. But stange to say, they were only burn ed on one side—the direction whence came the wind, All kinds of metal be came so heated, rthat for hours nothing of the kind could Be touched with the naked hands. The thermometer rose nearly to fever heat—in the shade. Near an open door, and during the prevalence of this properly called sirocco, the streets were Hilled with impenetrable clouds of dust, or pulverized clay. Speculation has been rife since to ascertain the cause of this terrible phenomenon; but though We have beard of many plausable theories thereon, we have not been fully convinced yet: how ever that might be, we see its terrible ef fects all round us, in blighted trees> ruined gardens, blasted fruit, and almost a gen? eral destruction of the vegetable kingdom here. We hope we will never see the like again. Since writing the above, we regret to announce, that the' sirocco was not, as we hoped, local; but the Los Angelos was visited the same day by similar blasts, and more intense, if possible, than were expe rienced here; and that not only the fruit trees are injured, but the vineyards are reported as nearly all destroyed. The general opinion, that the cause is fire in the mountains'-is now abandoned; and the belief is that there hat been a volcanic eruption in the Southern portion of this State. Can Any One Tellf Can any one tell how it is, that during these hard times, when every merchant, manufacturer and mechanic is doing his utmost to keep his nose above water, our numerous drinking saloons ore well sus tained, and even new ones starting ? Can any one tell why men, who abso lutely cannot pay bills, can always find plenty of money to buy liquor and treat when happening among friends ? Can any one tell how young men who dodge ther washer woman and are always behind with their landlords, can play bil liards day and night, and are always ready for a game of “ poker” or “ seven up ?” Can any one tell lawyers who have no cases, and doctors who have no prac tice, manage to make the ends meet, or meet the ends ? Can any one tell how men live and sup port the : r families, who have no income and do not work, and why others who ate industrious, and constantly employed half starve? Can any one tell how it is that a man who is too poor to pay three cents a week for a good weekly paper, is able to pay fifteen cents a day for tobacco and cigars, to say nothing of an occasional drink ? Can any one tell what interest we have in asking these questions Which we know no one can answer ? Caught Napping. —A Scotchmen and an Irishman were sleeping together. The weather being rather warm, the Scotch man, iu his sleep, put his leg out of bed. A traveller, in parsing the room door, saw him in this situation, and having a mind for a frolic, gently fixed a spur on saWney’s heel, who, drawing his leg into bed, so disturbed bisicompanioa that he exclaim ed : : “ Arrah, have care of your groat toe, for you.have forgot.to cut your nails, I believe.” M The Scotchman being sound asleep, still kept on j scratching Pat, till his pa tience being | exhausted, he succeeded in rousing Sawney, who not a little siurprised in finding the spur on his heel, loudly ex claimed ; I 'lt'- “ Hell the dafe chief of an 'ostler, he's ta’eu my boots off last night,! and left on the spur. ; Sgk.“ That's a fine strain,” soiff one gentleman to another, alluding to .the tones of a finger at a conoert the .other evening. ! .ti'j, -Ja ! “Yes,” skid the countrynpuji who sat pear,, “bat if he strains muchntorohß will bust. '■ EDITORS AND PROPRIETORS. BUxlar up the f The Watorville (CaL) Journal contains the following: “Some time ago there was a dancing party given “up north;’* most of thela dies present had little babies, whose noisy perversity required too much attention to permit the mothers to enjoy the danoe.—- A number of gallant young men volun teered to watch the young ones while the parents indulged in a “ break-down.”' No sooner had the women left the babies in charge of the mischievous devils, than they stripped the babies, changed their clothes, giving to one the apparel of ano ther. The dance over, it was time to got home, and the mothers hurriedly took each a baby in the dress of her own, and start ed some to their homes, ten or fifteen miles off, and were far on their way be fore day-light. But the day following there was a prodigious row in that Settle ment —mothers discovered that a single day changed thesex of their babies; obser vations disclosed startling physiological phenomena; and then commenced some of tbo tallest female pedestrianism. Diving miles apart; it required two days to unmix the babies, and as many months to restore the women to their naturally sweet dispo sitions. To this day it is unsafe for any of the baby mixers to venture within the ter ritory." Waggery. Some time ago, one Sunday, we wended our way to one of our churches, and in stead of a sermon heard an address upon some missionary or other benevolent sub ject. After the address was concluded, two brethren were sent round with the basket for contributions. Parson L., who was one of the basket bearers, taking the side.upon which we set. Immediately in front, and upon the next seat, negligently reclined our friend Bill H., a gentleman of infinite humor and full of dry jokes.— Parson L. extended the basket to - Bill,- and slowly shook his head. “ Come, William, ghre us something-/' said the Parson. “.Can’t do it,” replied Bill. “ Why not ? Is not the cause a ; sotttT one ?” “ Yes; but I am notable to gitfe adVK thing I” _ “ Poh! Poh I 1 know better; yotfmdkl give a better reason than that.” “ Well, I owe too much money—l miikt be just before I am generous, yotf know.” “ But William, you owe God a‘ larger debt thau you owe any one eiscl” _ “ That’s true, Parson; but then ho ain’t pushing me like the balhnce ofmV creditors!” The Parson’s face got into rather »■ cu rious condition, and he passed on. g&.Quimboy one morning perceived that the milk he was pouring into hhi coffee was none of the richest Otf tftin he said to the hostess. “ Haven't you any milk' that is mere cheerful than this ?” “ What do you meatf By that,” replied she. “ Why this milk seetns to 1 have’ thn blues,” was his ready retort. BSP “ I wish I War a ghost, blatartd'ifi don’t,” said a poor covy, the other he was soliloquizing in the cold. “ They goes wherever they please, toll fred; tififey don’t owe nobody nothin', andthatVcoiU‘- fort- Who ever heard teH ofa niwfWho had a bijl against a ghost Nobody. They never buy hats and Witals, not hhs'tO'saW wood nor run arrants, as I do:” ttSW Some papers have a queer Why' of telling wholesome truths. Thus, 6tte tells its readers that it is extremely libWholcr* some to fait in love With another man’s wife, A respectable' citizen* “ died’* the, first year on account of an* affectionJoF thin kind. The last time he was seCnhfe was looking into- the mouth of a cocked’ pistol. Pa&* The philosophers tell us tbit tiue v rain which falls from' the clouds, makes* component part of whatever grows upon the fearth. Thus, 1q a passing shower, wff may be unconsciously pelted with' the component parts of bulls, sheep, poets, •patriots and editors. ■ BSi. lt is strange, but every womatft husband is the very worst that ever livrfy until he is attacked, and then,- V deaffid* low/* he is the very best. 89* What is that which every oho'esi divide, htft m one caff seer wteretth«» been divided ? 'Water. 89“ We may as well attomiftJioteiftg picture ojit of pain, as to unite in sm with the enjoyment ofhappiness/ ‘ Bft-He who seldom thinks ofheaveh is; not likely to get there ; a» thewayto hit i mask to to keep the eytffixei uponlt. , faots.go to prove, or at lgagt to it probable,' that ibg newi vrhich has once beed ' ' * * , . [ »S ft* •: i;. i, I '- •: » NO. 27.