Jan..
jSSSJaaSSSE:-' '
■
their name, to ojW'a r^° n
f cbus of , n “
ulvlcu ffriUii-. to ttl| aU .St'
of tl»-ir condition, f n £*W
Mion. in their Annual n«^
cx P rta » the blfffi 011
whbli has at tended the®?**
the euro of Sunermaf
■CO, Our. l
^- belf-ahuat, Ac, ®y
. fur the en s;l in R rdw **
last, feel assured**,
f e-i.eroleut effort
«■ especially to the
tnemselves, with rejftwi?’* n<i
mrh dejpitoi] cause "H*' 4l ,
.Spermatorrhoea, t,r r«_.
i.ism, Masturbation,
■ r sexual organs, L &02*!r
-t l-y mail ( ia aCw
,u receipt of 1 W(1 STs??St
r.ml Tracts on the-Lt^^
S\ .. an> cojjstHLtJy "f*
ition. ami will
medics and methodsol>£?
ast year, are of great vain' 1-
Umeut I)r OKOUOK KTcAr
lizard Association. N 0 ag*
a- By order oftlm Dinit
V. IlfiAKtWiitt. j&'
(Dec. C-lj,
P
>t An< n>!t.
i^7>
EMENTIN.COOK-
° a 4 s AyD sating
' - in offei in» to the public a
'KK CONSUMING p “ Ca
'• 'vlilcJj. i( destined to »u-
i.SS ITKL
l o!ck, y And regular
*rl of gas arises from this
-.1 cnmunjed ere it con e»-
«v that Unpleasant
is nl- i onsnmeil hAija u f
- -t-.nger of fln-i or chin]-
j: ertue m jrtar loosened
’■'■'lt 3 ar ' ! i,,v!t «d to «U at
. Masonic T«u|i|e. mid **.
'“!IN SIIOKMAJCIiR,'
• A ’,_ntf ir Blair Oiimlp,
Parlor Cooking oudKts
[Aug. 12,
i‘E CJ AZETTK.—-
' rii.-iD and ln
•ly circulated thronghmu
Great Trials, Criminal
i ;s • iqJlic some, together will
: ' V uut to.be fjuad in any
I.um; 31 for six month*, t c
should mite their name*
■'-h- rc they resideplainly.)
-V. MATSKLL*,C(L. ''
»■ York Police Gazette.
•Veto lwi-(,V(p.
LakeS-;
ATED ,T%
FUGE
r> ' >v ;r ;
PILLS.
:o call the attend
T rade, and more
ysicians of the
the most popu
efore the public.
e’s ftitrated
i Liver Fills.
mmend them as
, but simply for
jrports, viz; *.
\IJFtJGE,:
31 ms . from
t has also ibeen
t!:e most satis*
Tirlous Ahimals
I PILtS,
r Complaints,
cement?. Sick
In cases of
> Agu£,
fter taking Qui
i ivariably itiake
ment cure.'
the above men
; are omiyal«i>
to fail when
r dance with . the
ited popularity
pnetors.
ROTH.ERS,
h. Pa. . ,
(srug busuics?i
: becrl success-
Lc last Twienty
now give their
d attention to
And being dc-
M’Lane’s Celc
md Liver Pills
iccupy. the high
icld among the
the day, they ,
ire neither time
:uring the Best
u], and ccm
niost thorough
di orders to
[iltsbiirgh, -Pa*
it iering from others‘J'' 1 "
»: itf‘ their order®
t, prepared by
t WinlliOß to th«
■t paid, to any part
or twelve tlirw-wntJWV
liana lor fuutt««n
: y.ou*h «w* f
[tpat
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TRIBUNE DIRECTORY.
CHURCHES, MINISTERS, *C.
fruhyttriem. Iter. A-B. Cunt, PaStbr.-rPrcaChiug ev
—fabbath laorniugat IDj-So’-ciocß, and in the evening at
•>t cVlocfc. Sabbath School at 9 o'clock, A. M., inthe Lec
tireltomi. Prayer Meeting every Wednesday evening in
ik, mac room. ,
jttiatht Episcopal, Kev g. Cttuonros, Partor.—Preach
|lt tr «rr Sabbath morning *t 11 o'clock alid In. the ereu
[jJ gabbath School iu thu lecture iloom at 2 o'clock, P.
« (’.oueral Prayer Meeting hi came, rooiucvery Wednes
tii tuning. Vouug Men's-Prayeri Sleeting every Friday\
[ 1 f/oiil Lutheran, Rev, Jacob STCCB.Pastor.—Preach
. «u.i > Sabbath morning at 10}£ o’clock, aud at tIL, o’clock
Su,. e.cuiiig. Sabbath School lu the Lecture Room at
I’. >l. Prayer Meeting in same room every
ffplwa.Ji.l evening.
f« -hi lUrl'imi. Her. W. B.Dick,Pastor.—Preaching cv
•rr git'batli mui uiug at 10} 3 o’clock ami in;the evening at
•li nViuvk. hsbbaih Scliooi in -the Lecture Rboni at 9
.‘fiock. A- M. Prayer Meeting every Wednesday eVening
beaut r-wm.
Pri’fiv,: Episcopal, Rcv.R. W. Ouvtn, Pastor.—Divine
unit, U ana .1 !i Sundays of each Jiiouth lo}, i o’clock
1. M,»i).' i;k>' M. Sunday School at 9 o'clock’A.M.
Kev. Joun Ta'luoc, Pastor.—PreCchiug atlO}£
r.ivk in tlii- morning, and at In the afternoon.
Siptitt, Iter. 11. 11. Fisn, Pastor—Preaching every Sahhath
p«ing »t o'cluck. and alsd iu the evening.. .Sabbath
IcMlst 9 o'clock, A. M. Prayer KeeUagevcry WcdnciL
ijutoumg. ' ,
l ri.ur iK'/jiuui, Rct. SxtdieCab, Pastor.—Preaching
mfT Jsnnsih ecu., sing at 11 o’clock and'hi tbeevening, in
lit Jti Hu ion School House.
ALTOONA VIAlt. SCHEDULE.
MAILS CLO3L.
ifcairn ff»jf at
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■-•■“ wcstf ft tmy* ■ - ;•• #,m«« ■- ’
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“ -w • i eas*. m. ■
M “ Eart *■• 7,35 A.M. ,7-,80A.M.
* “ Vtitt' “ 0,25'P. M, “ «,401P..M.
Tn'llOlUPAVSKUHQUßAltCU.conitects'With.Kxttnuki-
Kirt aiiclAVert.ftuA ArflK went.;
’Ju 9I,MRSV lU,KBKANCU COnße«»'WithJoJliWto\vu
JlJTmin K urt tuul AVe«Vf Miul r
TrainEn»t. '■ ' ’ •>••• : - ■■■• ■ ; ,
29, IMS; - ' SWOfc- A.’ fICOW, Sup'C. ,*
MEETINGS OF ASSOCIAMiOHsI
hAmJMlyr, SSI* mwteoo second Tnes
,f rv , i month.'trithc* third sturf of- the Masonic Tem
'r •?>*?•• .v-£v:
J&iGuapntHt, A. IT. H-i-KoU); meets on the
jwl»w<Jf each mmttli. in (hethird *toty Ofthe Mb
°’ctoac' PitMV • ■
'WWtMgt, I. o. of O. No. 47.Vmeet»-every Friday
**■* >‘ c< --uniiitoryofthc Masonic-Tvpiple, atjt£:
P, s|. .. ; ;; ;•
Inijt, i.o. of 0.-K, X 0.032, meet* every Friday;
omm-.itt the tliir Jewry oflhUtou’sßnjJtlKtg.ofrVicgUiia
Vividw, Tr.u, No. 36, J. O, JU M,.b«dd.»tated Conn
«j» !r«rj-- eeeajng jn the I. 0.0. -F- Jlu}t» In the
Temple, Council FfrO-kindled at 'ftfcrnu SOUi
“f: -W. A. ADAMS, v. afR,:, ; UitneSS. 'S'-ly
<wuar Unit nf Anrrioi, Camp No. 31. meetsevery Mon-
PM '.a in tii? third story of PattduVUaU,atTJSo’clock
Hjrt»nj(« n Qimp, *Vo..M, X S. of A.[ meet* every
’t J,y Wthe ai story of: Patton’s Hall, , > • i ,
i»«iu MkUum, A'«. ail, A if- T„ meet* every satuf
.vrening, i n the (I.ld Fellows’ Hall, Masonic Temple.
B’eAaairt* /.{SViiVy and, Roniiilg Jtovn Attocia
nu3 J . s l^l»i- H.itiirilay eveningin Jatiua
.»Jul7 * ua Prober.'- Board of Director*'-meet on
itin ia«mhtnouth.itoom open'from
' ■ loo clocketety ' •
"• COUNTY OFFICERS. V \
« Oiurt*.—president, Hon. George Taylor.—
‘•’mte*, J. Penn Joue*, David Caldwell.
Baldridge.
A, Caldwell. A.’ , .
,».V. ’
ftdrWUftorn^McnJ,lr. Hewlt. . .3V •.
Ciofe r' ?
fl. AJlunj. - ' S
««ly ■Sarwyor—jlaratsh. Gwhm.
re*T«. fimatwl tthcr,
. ALTOONA aOROUaH PFriCERS
SSS /W-J»cbh Good, il. dwrnr.
jCJTT^-3«. Jouee.
W&VT^ 110 Allison, Robert Green, Robert B.
Price, Henry 8. Spering.
faff**/ Cmnat-Jobn Allfaon.
O. Adlnm. '
■a^y^y“ r «--l>ankl Trice.
“• ? ,nk - c - c - George W.
cC ; r ' nick ' «• F. Rose, Geo. B. Owner.
*w«f-Wm. C. McCormick. •
rJwph K. Ely.
McClcllaml. -
e l lir ‘ n > DlTid Galbraith.
A'rfe.r. Cob Bi crbower.
n Claliaugh. A. Altow*y.
J a ’*m>~Zatt W*rd-S. A. Alexander.
“ J West “ R. Greenwood.,
kntcbr, r. . Bortli “ Jacob Bottenberg,
u Ward—Henry Bell, Jacob Szink.
“ J* “ E. B. McCrom, Jacob Heeser.
“ O. W. Harman. John Condo.
(JhOCEiUES.—A LARGE AND
'*''l«tu fct f of Groceries have (tut been re
tt,)re <* -1. B. lIILEJIAN,
TRUNKS, UM*
“'J, 5 -can be tough t cheaper at H. TCCU’S
1 thtr Place in the country. [Dec. 9,1H53
OL U i Nl> AT McGOXIMICK'S Store
ta,i <t / Msortmeot of Ready-Made clothing.
N0v.25.-tf.
SUPPORTERS, Xrus-
. juwsLea’s.
Mao am> aiyc
- "tf-tfif
idt«. ad oo
«M- 25 00 MOO
1 76
1 7 25 A.M
' ' ' 725 A.M
7-85 A. >t. tad 6 00 P.M
.6 00
730 «
TO’BST BEANCH
.JjJ.’-V; MSB, ITWt STOCK AND
BE ALTS INSURANCE COMPANY
or LOCKHAVKN, PA. *
P* KERR, AGiENT,
ALTOONA, BLAIR COUNTY, PA.
vOspltsV • $300,000 ) Premium Note*, «U£ooo
Chartered, IB6o—Charter Perpetual.
Wni iyare sgalnirt gire and Sickness. Also, on Statelets
11000% Holes and Cattlo at reasonable rates. -' ■
. HEALTH department. - -
K r **» b company to those Ineapecb
•* cJu >®w or accident, equalsthe
Fp L iM *‘ U,< ?\ by W tho Steof
"i 2 S p ? r l ear),lraww « ekl y *'s co
; ..do • .. do - " :
ISOM do do SS
80 00 do do ££
'M OO ’do :do JSt
40 00 do Jo ~r - • * 4D 00
«>«> do z ;ts go
Dg ,^£^' Bec J , » W m Pearson, Treat, a
w-m Peter Dickinson,
- Chos A Slayer, I
JoImiBIUhT '
. Qf Pirectorß submit the following testimonial
saSSSWai •*****-. Wm*.
T „„ Wmuwswaw, Pa, August 5,1867.
,JL M'lUaiiited witU the Director* nod Offi
cers ofthe West Branch Insurance Company at Lock Bo*
te^Pm, andchecrihUy bear testimon.v totheir highcim£
Mtor .as brndoess, nien. a company
will, undoubtedly be safely and prudently managed, and
BU3ti,lu i
GREAT OPENING
. OF ‘
S;PRI NQ. AND SU M M€R
JB, HILEMAN HAS JUST :RE
• reived and opened at his old stand; on'Virjritila st„
BEREGES. "
DECALS,
chintzes,
< - • LA WXS,
ginghams,
' ' EMBROIDERIES,
LACES, HOSJEBr *.GLOVES,
LADIES DRf& GQQDS,
■together with a full .assortment of goods for gentlemen**
"cai. such asClotbs.Cassiiucrcs and Veiling?.
■ Also a full[ stock of Hardware, Quecnsware and
GROCERIES,
and on assortment of
BQOTB,. SHOES, GAITORB, &€.,
of allsires and style*, which equal to any in the market,
and will buaolil-at fair prices.
Haying recently enlarged my store-room, I can now
dr»piay mylargely Irierearod stock to better advantage
awl vrooldrespcctfullylnvUe everybody to caH.
May 12.1859. .■ . , • , .;
■\TEW GROCERY AND LIQUOR
J. V STOIUj;—The undersigned would beg leave to an
bounce to Die citizens of Blair county and vicinity that ho
Jiai opened his netfStorodh Tirffinia stnet, thru door*
odote iht Qfiwt, Mfbere be hatfjoat received
from the Etet a large Assortment of ’ ;
foreign -and Domestic Liquors, MBB
consisting as follows: < jBHB
French ~o{a/i Brandy, Cognac Brandy, Peach
Jjirmdy, Cherry Brandt/, Old Burptmdy '
Wvie,CldPori M ine, Jamaica Rum
Upland Oint Oldßye Wkitkey, '.
Moiionydhe&Whifkey, and
Rhine iVine,
whiefa he has himself imported. Betailersof Liquors and
Farmers will And it to' their advantage to bny of him.
as he will s<dl at CITIT FKICKS. / / i ;
' lie will'alsokecp'constantly' on hand an assortment of ■
z .y-:G^O !: :
fa
W W ■ .
All of which will-be sold cheap Produce.
Our IHeiids and the publtc'gehvndiy'are rcspacmdly In- ■
riled to give ns a call before purchasing elsewhere.' v’ !
•- ... V ; ; hOUIhfFIACK. i
: Altbona,.sfay 36.1809.-tr . ‘ .
». r. ooon, n. ». ■■ jr. e Qttnnu, x. d.
JA.K S. rGOOD & GEMMILL HAV
'■' mU ISO entered Info in the Practice of
-Medicino, tvqiectftiUy . tender their service* to the Public
in the *evenii branches of their Profession. ; . ! .
Callrwfll be answered either ddy or iilftht at their ojfce _
•—whlch h 11k saine ns heretofore occupied by On. Hirst
A at the Logan Uotuc. • v : ' ! ■■
I ,; , , Dr. OKMUXIiL REFERS TO
David Gilmeht, M. D„ prof Obstetric* in Penn’a Medical
; ' College.tl’hHadclphia. ' - ~
F. Guns,tv Smith. M. D., Prof. InaUtntee of Medicine ln ,
PemTa.Medica! College, , ; : '
Joint Skill, M- D-. Prof. Surgery In Pa. Med.
Vgemi to the Pa. iloepltnl, Philadelphia ,
J. O. LaJen. 31 Dj llnutiugilem Pa
■John McCulloch, MD, “^ r ‘.
-John Seott,»{, “ ‘
, , Win Dorris.'Jr. Esq, M ■ '
WmM iJoyd, Esq. UoUidayaburg, ■‘-;V
, Jolih CfftssWell. Jr,Esq, ’ ,1
Banittei Slrtfikeu, Esq, Ball’s Mills, ‘ ‘
. GenßJ'Bell, ■«.••; -
John Sell; Era, “ ,1 ; ;
« . ■' |;
TVR. WM. R. FIxVLEYIRfi. "g
MJ SPECTFCUiT offers his
•ervicee to Hie people of Altoona and the
Joining country.
- Us may be found at the uiScb heretofore oc-'
cupii-d by Pr. G. I). 'Tfimnioi.
Altoona, Sept. 80. ISfiS.-tf
BF. HOVER, 31. J>.,
m Offers his iirofcssional services to the citizens of
Adtoona and vicinity.
, The-bestfof references can be given if required.
Office at reshleuce on Branch street, East Altoona, three
doors above Conrad’s Store. [April.2? ’S9-ly.
T\BNTISTRY.—DR. S. KIMMELb,
J J OPERATIVE & StECHAmCAL DENTIST.
Teeth inserted, from one to a fall set, os Gold or Silver
Plate.
Teeth filled with Gold, and warranted for ten years.
Teeth Extracted by the Electro Magnetic Machine with
out Pain. „
■AH operations and work done cheaper than anywhere
else ir. the county, ami a deduction made, of the railroad
expenses from Altoona to Hollidaysburg, from all epero
tlnmr amounting to five dollars and over.
tS* Office on Montgomery street, opposite the Exchange
Hotel, Hollldaysburg, Pa. [Dec. 16,1858-ly
WM. S. BITTNER,
SURGEON DENTIST. ,
OFFICE IN THE MASONIC TEM
PLE. Teeth extracted without pain by the Electro
Magnetic Machine. [Dec. 23, ’58.-tf
49* A Student wanted.
BLAI JR COUNTY INSURANCE
AGENCY.—The undersigned, Agent of the Blair
County Mutual Firo Insurance Company, hi at all
times roadv to insure against loss or damage by fire, Build
ings, iltrcJiandiit, Furniture, and Properly, of every des
cription, in town or country, at as reasonable rates as any
Company in tho State. Office with Bell. Johnston, Jack k
Co. D. 1. CALDWELL, Agent.
Jan. 27, ’59-tf
Lycoming county mutual
FIRE INSURANCE AGENCY.—Xho undersigned,
agent of the Lycoming Mutual Fire Insurance Company, is
at all times ready to insure against loss or damage by fire,
Bußdings, Merchandise, Furniture and Property of every
description, in town or country, at as reasonable rates as
any company in the State. Office in the Masonic Temple.
Jan,3,’s&-tf] JOHN SHOEMAKER, Agent.
rs BEAT WESTERN INSURANCE
\JT AND TRUST COHPAN Ylnsurance on Beal or
' •#
1 PA., THURSDAY, JULY 28, 1850.
DIFFEBEHCE.
f; (“A Sim bSh?*
There I* * hand oflfly white,
; Whichlwoijldcluipip npbmmlani
There feafonutrboMfttepirljgfat,
AetfutofwigelfonnenboTe. V..-/'
Thereto n chefk of richer glow,
And flnertJnl than Sbnron’a row;
There i»« boeom white as enow,
There U a rplcewhoeo tender note*
Thrill to my heart with magic power,' -
Ukelyre** note th« ewoetly floete, -
Ou the nft bjßcie et evening hour.
I would (hit thatform, -hrwVj
WereiaU fee uealone;
No.gre^ar,hqh»rjoy I’daoek
Than, bnt, tocaU thee aU my own.
Jir (ht Mioona Tribune,
LIKES TO * * (“A BIRD IN THE HAND.”
There to a hand not quit, <m fair,
Noroolorle«« £he ‘lily white;*’
Who*?, fond, pre*a does not excite
To “raptnrons love.” Ita gentle welcome
Gives a proof of calmer love
That knows uo change—
Of ly vo that’s all for w
“There is a form whose stop is light,"
Bat hotas steps of angels are:
It hath a sound—tis firm.
And gentle too; and foils upon
My ear like pleasant greetings.
Althoogh ’tis hut a mortals step
it tells of loro~-
There is a cheek of glow leas rich,
Aod tint Ices'flhe than Aharon's rose
Bat it has a beautoouvhcalthfal hoe
That intore painted there; and oft*
W*»h -gentle blushes ’(is suffused.
That tell of love—^
Ofloye that’p all my own.
There Js a yoic*; I’d rather hear
Than lyre’s swtietest melody
On evening breeze* borne;—
’Tia tqned to |ave->- I
To love that's all forme.
There fe a bosom that is felr, \
- ‘ But ’Us not x *,whlt« os snow”—sot pallid
As the ■broad that Mature wraps
Earth's beauties in,'when they are dead,
Ko stormy passions o’er It sweeps
Sot cheerless feelings chill with woe.
Fond affection Keeps it warm;
And ouit I may long repose,
; Andllsien hi sweet songs of love—
Oi lore tor me alone.
WtoU hondwaß “lUywhUe;”
Hwtfcrtu*ningel’» form; and step
AuoUless «ttp; that *• cheek;
.Of richer glow, mU finertiat
Thao Slieron’i rote,? and •* boeom
•White u enowWthot roles.
“Xihe iyre’e note, on tod hreoe borne;”—
•Therß’itbauo haod to clasp my owu!
No forth to linger by my aide!
No»t*p to thord with tpiu»l .
Ko U»uiu wUcrei 1 might repoael •
No roice to toll of iore Uke bfn) >
Oflore that’eaU my own.
I knowthat hiod. thatfonn, that cheek,
for me.forme alone;
Tbouch; “peater, holier joye? I Melt,
fitUl /eafIACT
Jlfkct plkellaßg.
Ju«Uce.
A certain Gapt. Baculardleft Marseilles
for China} bat? being buffeted by the
grinds, he landed at the, harbor of Tunis
to wait r The collector of
the port came on board. Captain Baca*
lard represented that he was freighted for
Canton, that he had nothing to do with
Tunis, and that he only put in from stress
of weather. But the collector presented
the manifest that he must fork over.-*-
Capt. Baeulanl; did fork over, in rage;
but instantly repaired to the residence pf
the Bey, demanding justice. ■
‘ God Frank,’ said the Boy, ‘ I am yopr
friend, God is great. What the .plague
do you want with me V
‘ Highness,’ answered Captain Bacu
lard, ‘your custom house has robbed me.
I have forked oyer; fork back.’
‘ Excellent individual,’ answered the
Bey, ‘ in this country, when we have the
dust, we keep it. The original acquisi
tion is a thing of difficulty. To fork back
is a thing unknown in Africa.’
‘ But shall I not have justice V
‘Certainly: every one has justice in
Tunis. Will you have it in the French
or Tunisian fashion V
‘Highness, I have had a law suit or
two in France. Justice in the French
fashion, God forbid V
‘But I don’t press it on you,’ observed
the Bey. ‘lf you choose the French, af
ter all, speak to your consul. He loves
justice, good man. Three of my subjects
applied to him three years ago for immu
nity, and they may, possibly, get it next
year —for he loves justice.’
‘ French justice i Never! Give me
Tunisian j I am in tf great hurry.’
Be it so then. ' God is great. What is
your cargo
Marseilles soap and twenty thousand
cotton esapf-* ■ : '
atisttblh 0o vm apd be trenqua.’
The
‘ Viaier,’ saidhe, there is nb God hut
[independent IS EVERYTHING.]
Jffftrg.
»
Of lore for me alone.
6fld» • and HohunnMd is his prophet—
« justice. We loye the Pranks.—
1 that every Jew Who appears to*
oat of doors, without a cotton
hare allttle transaction to settle
were twenty thousand Jews in
md not one single cotton cap in
e. They all made their wills—•
when they learned through the officer of
the customs, that Captain Baculard had
lots of the desired article. There was
enough said. Captain Baculard sold his
invoice at two dollars the cap. He hast
ened to the palace and . poured oot his
thanks.
xiH
* Not so iast, 1 said the Bey, fl am not
done yet. Call my Visier/ The Visier
appeared. 1 Proclaim,' said the Bey. ‘that
every Jew who keeps a cap another hour,
will Lave trouble with me. God is great,
and I am a lineal descendent of Moham
med.
EDMONB.
_ 1 he Vizier made a grand ealdte, pla-
his leg on the back of his beck, ac
cording to the custom of the court, and
retired. When Captain Baculard return
ed to the deck, he found the twenty thou
sand Jews already awaiting him, caps in
hand. He might have had the caps for
nothing, bat, desirous to leave behind him
a name for generosity and greatness of
soul, he bought them at two cents a piece.
Remarkable Fountain In Flor
* Taking a narrow path we crossed through
some dense underwood, and, all at once,
stood on the banks of .the Wakulla Spring.
These was a basin of water one hundred
yards in diameter, almost circular. The
thick bashes were almost growing to the
water s edge, and bowing their heads under
the unrippled surface. We stepped into
a skiff and pushed off.. Some immense
fishes attracted my attention, and [-seized
a spear to strike them. The boatman
laughed, and asked me how far beneath
the surface I supposed they were. I an
swered about four feet* He assured me
they were at least twenty feet from me;
and it whs so. The water is of the most
wonderful transparency. Dropping an
ordinary pin in the water—forty met deep
—we saw its head with perfect distinct
ness as.it lay on the bottom. As we ap
proached the centre I noticed a jagged,
grayish limestone rock beneath us pierced
with holes ; one seemed to look into un
fathomable depths. The boat moved slow
ly on, and we hung trembling over tbe
edge of the spoken cliff, and fur below it
lay a dark, yawning, unfathomable abyss.
From its gorge comes forth with immense
velocity a living river. Pushing on just
beyond its mouth X dropped a teu-cent
piece into the water, which is there one
hundred and ninety feet in depth, and I
clearly saw it shining on the bottom.—
This incredible. I think the water
josses.v's » magnifying power, for I am
confident that the piece could not be seen
so distinctly from a tower one ‘ hundred
and ninety feet high. We rowed toward
the north side, and suddenly We perceived
in the water fish, which; were darting hith
er and thither, and long, flexible roots,
uxurient grass on the bottom, all arrayed 1
in the most beautiful prismatic hues. The
gentle swell occasioned by the boat gave
o the whole an undulating motion.—
. )eath-like stillness reigned around, and a
more fairy scene I never beheld.
So great is the quantity pf water. here
mured forth that it forms a: river of itself
airge enough toff oat flat-boats with cotton.
' he planter who lives.here has thus traps
mrtedhis cotton to St. Marks. Near the
buntainwe saw some of the rcincios of
a mastodan whicb badbeen takeufromit.
The tripngplar bone be|6w the knee meas
ured sir inches on each side.—CVncmnaftw. 1
TALMOS.
Dead-Headed Through.
Conductor Tacker,on the Bo&tbn and
Maine roads, likes a joke as well as any
man. Not long since, a penniless* seedy
individual got into the cars at. Boston,
and when called upon for his ticket, re*
plied that he had none. He wis inform
ed that he must get off at the next station.
On the arrival at the station* his speed was
somewhat accelerated from the cars by
the assistance of the conductor’s'boot ap
plied to the back part of uis stomacb r
On the arrival of the train he seated him
self as before, and when waited upon for
his ticket, the same answer was given, fol
lowed oy the same results. The two sta
tions were passed and our traveler found
himself waiting the approach of another
train, to continue his journey. This being.
Conductor Tucker’s train, he embarked on
board, and being asked for his ticket, re
plied as before, when he was told to get
off at the next station. When the train
stopped, he walked to the platform, qui
etly elevating his coat-tail to the conduc
tor. On being asked by the conductor
the cause of such an insulting procedure,
the traveler informed him that the other
two conductors had left the impression of
their boots upon his cassimer, and he sup
posed that he wanted to. The joke was
relished so well, that ou being informed
that he was en route for Portland with no
money to purchase a ticket, he was dead*
headed thro’ tjie of
— Nhoburyjt&rt Herald. J
Ida.
.• we , r l * precious set of fellows at
old Fnend Ralph’s school ten years
since, • ‘V ■ *
&*lph, out teacher, was a quiet Quaker
gentleman, one who loved hm pupils and
governed them alter & mender peculiarly
is own. We all loved him, yet our youn"
heads were%lwaysfi:led with mischievous
plans foptrdubirog the good did man.
Balphwa*a single gentleman, and old
Peggy*’ bis housekeeper, ro ed withun
disputed sway in-door. ,We ;.all loved
good Peggy, fob, bat her pies we loved
still better; and when, for an instant, the
little cupboard- in the kitchen .entry was
left a jar, we took advantage tfit&sfonler.
Our frequent visits were discovered and
reported to old Ralph, who said nothing
more than, “ Let the youqg lads eat wnfiY
it paineth them And we did eat until
Peggy hired thncarpenter to put a new
look on the: cupboard-door, oadTour feast
ing was over, v .
Three weeks passed away, and one day
Peggy made a fine batch ofpies. We
sighod feelingly as wo watched the good
dame carefully look the door, that shut us.
from the feast. We could not sleep that
night while beneath our room lay shelves
of pumpkin-pies.
“ Jim,” said my u make
haste and dress; we will have g feast yet.
An idee has struck ms. Yoh know the
flooring of' our room is rickety, and the
closet is just beneath us. if bw as there
is but a single floor, we can easily lift the
boards and get into the closet. You arc
the you must go down and
pass up the fizins r With this!informa
tion, I prepared to descend intp the closet,
my chum having lifted, with somb trouble,'
a narrow board in the floor of ohr chamber.
Down 1 went, safely at first, but an tin
lucky slip caused me to land a large
pudding which besmeared mein an un
comfortable manner. * Mi
“ Here, Bill, you thief 1” I Iphdly whis
pered, as I passed up a pie, it take this
one, and stand by for Bui no
hand was put out to take the while I
thought the door of pur room gfatad upon
its binges. -‘Bill,you rascal:Srhy don’t
you take the pie?" whispered I hgain.--
Soon a band was thrust into my; lace, and
supposing it to be my friend’s, 1 1 put the
pie into the hand. Soon the hand was
thrust into my face again. In the hip
est glee, I cried out: _.V; :
“ You pig! how many pies cap yon eat?"
“ All!" was the low responses ; !
“ And you shall have all if they are
getahle," was my ready response. ; *
“ There is not another dne do#n here.
Bill," 1 softly said. I I
“ Then ihee mayest come qpj Janies,
and we will eat them,” was
response that came to mj ears, ii f !
As 1 crawled out of the cupboard, pld
Ralph stood before mewith the rest pie in
his hapd; Beside him, trembling, stood
my cham,and 1 discovered to jpt shame
that I had*passed up all the pics, not; to
tny,room mate, bat to iny Ralph.
Olitießrattchy' \
. . A Hard Juidecb
An “ Old Soaker/’ who lives in Wes
ton, Missouri, it Into His bead, and
very sensibly, top, that it was about time
for him,, to be considering his probable
future condition, and forthwith repaired
to the Bey. Mr. B.( the respected pastor
of the Baptist denomination of the town
to obtain light He was received
w}tb urimnity, and forthwith the following
dialogue ensued:
Otti a your doctrine, bqss, that
a felleyto bp saved must suffer immershun,
'
. ifr. B. —-Yes, Mr. S., it is a fundamen
tal doctrine of our church, that a man to
be Regenerated must repent of his sins,
and be immersed:
• 014 S. —Well, boss, after repentin’ of
his sins, and bein’ slid under, if he flashes
in the pan, then what?
Mr, backsliding is much
to be deplored, still, if he sincerely re
pents of his sins and is again immersed,
the church will receive him again I
Old S. —Well, s’pose he a’gin kicks
but of the traces after the second time,
(for you know what critters there are in
this world, boss,) then what’s to*pay ?
Mr. B. —Notwithstanding all this, if he
will seriously repent, and solemnly prom
ise to amend his future life, the church
will again receive him into its bosom, after
being immersed.
Old S., (after a few moments of deep
thought) proposes the ©losing interroga
tory —Well, boss, wouldn't it be 4 blasted
good idea to keep si eh fcHeps in soak all
the time ? •
Our informant did not say whether old
S. joined the church or not, but we in
cline to the opinion that if he did, the
chances were pretty good or his being
■“ kept in soak all the time.’’
The chap that plucked the leathers
from the wing of a house, ha® : recently
converted bin hat into a byicjc yask
is sure 1» play the fuddle :
t •. i.
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ifcic* of Scfcool 14te.
EDITORS AND PROPRIETORS.
■, V-'WI
Hamneth Hotel.
Tha New Yorkers are priding them
selres upon another hotel structure, and
upon which 81,144,000 has already been
expended. The following is a brief de*
sonption of the structure The building
covers sixteen full lots of ground, is seven
stories high, and has an elevation from
the cellar to the roof of 106 feet. The
front on Fifth avenue and Broadway is
202 feet j on Twenty-third street 215 fret,
and Twenty-fourth 196 feet. It is capa
ble of accommodating at least 800 guests.
There are 8 large public parlors, 120 pri*
yate do.j 4 dining and tea rooms, 420
chambers, and 60 other rooms for servants,
Ac. Nearly all the principal chambers
have baths and water arrangements com
plete, there being fully 100 baths in all.
The heating of the building is done by,
steam, for which three boilers, eaeh 22
feet in length and nearly 5 feet in diame
ter are provided. From these the steam
is conducted all over the building, the
condensed steam being carried back to the
boilers by a return flue. Tho boilers and
gas boose ooonpy a distinct building,
wholly exterior to the main structure.—
To faeilmte communication between the
different stories, a luxurious car or ladies'
carriage is. provided, which will guide
from the lower floor to’ tho uppermost
story, easily conveying eight or ton per
sons’ a trip. This car is propelled by
steam, and passes up and down upon a
revolving spiral shaft nearly 100 feet long
ans about 10 inches in diameter; and so
perfect is this invention that under no
circumstances is there a possibility of ac
cident- The grand dining hall is 80 feet
long, 60 feet wide and 21 feet high, lighted
with eleven elegant chandeliers. The
whole establishment has been leased for a
term of years bo Paren Stevens, Esq., pro-
Erietor of the Tremontand Revere Houses,
loston, Maas., and willi bo opened about
the Ist of August.
Printer’s Cariosities.
A Croat flfomprinter'a hitmitfoa ahj nM
A cloven footof the devil.
> A wheel from the royal chase.
A toe nail of a foot line. '
A heel bone of the sheep's fodt ■ -
The pleasures received from an i-
The little finger of najL..
A t;ar that fell from a capital I.
. A lawyer that plead a printer’s cub
Some for from the top of a small oan*>
A candle made from printer’s phat. v
v Some hark from a printer’s stick.
A «%ht frpm a shooting stick. .
of grog from a printer’s bur;
A feather taken from the bed of a Ortas*-
A ! quoin from a printer’s bank.
The index of a Printer’s Guide.
The uniform worn, by General Intelli
gence at tho battleof composition.
' An insult from an imposing stone. . ■
Some veneering from a piece of
tare. " - : ■ "
A thorn from a briar.
A piece of the rule that won't meek
both ytajh. . .. ,
angry words ,from a cross bat.,
A-jour, who never came to a stand..
A cold caught from using damp'shebta--
. A jour, who rested himself by settißg
on a column. • 9
A nose from the face of a type;-
Matter from a running head.
The '“sub” who was punished- bt a
tanging indention.
And a few debts from delinquent *ob>
, which we hopfe will be paid as
soon as circujnstances will admit.
A Stray Yankee’* Mistake*
A well dressed Yankee, supposed to be
“ the Man with the Carpet Bag,” as he
had one of those useful articles with him*
walked into the Seventeenth Ward S&*
tion-House on Sunday night, and asked
for “ lodgins.” Capt. Hartt saw that he
was rather above the usual class of patrona
of his establishment, but supposing he
might be hard up, told the doorman to
give him a place by himself. Yankee
registered his name, in due form, and then
turning to the turnkey, said : “ Hebe
waiter, take ~my baggage,” The latter,
who began to scent a joke, shouldered the
carpet bug, and hade the gentleman follow
him. On his way down stairs the straw
ger was conducted through a large robin ■
filled with the usual complement of blmtr*
eyed women, belated boot-blaeks, and
greasy loafers, that find' their nightly
shelter in the Station-house, some of whom
audibly remarked that he “put on too
many airs for a bummer.” Before he
could tell what to think of a hotel that ac
commodated so motley a crew, his condtae- -
tor swung open one of the grated cell
doors, and invited him to step into hfa
apartment. “ Waall,” he
catching his breath with astonishment,
“ if this ain’t the d dest funniest hotel
I ever see—rooms in the cellar, eh M
swan, I think it’s a jail, after all, waiter,
ain’t it?” “No sir;” responded the dqor
man, with a laugh—“ it’s a Station-House,"
“ What,” screamed the Yankee— 1 “
leece Station—by Jeemimi,” and 86l *f5|t
h»« carpet bag amid shouts of laughter, ••
rushed oni «t a 2:40 P*W,and mob
appeared in 'the darkness.—iv. /. iWoane*
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