off* funttLdSSS?? )JmUfa*gsS2 to v .M-f.SesJtf r.UaU who*S£ iilitiou. (ncp^J? 1 / "/ duiryr, t, 7 J tlic wort*^ U fed hMUTQjft., t effort, : hav«h3f f'- v *° } ife ytttmg. lvos > ■witfcraifcM ;*pise«l CfivuT™ 1 HUport e of Onanism. m!. "sen of tl&laft?. icl., ■^nthcrccc^ OEOIKJER.^, esocmtJonvlfb'jg OA’-ES.^m, m t’hiln- ‘ ‘ S,OTe *HBi i*it.> stylo all respects,, jj,, ’ Hues an l soarttag. ■'• lierfeelly Ihu Store mustMt ' ersal favorite.’ ■ Ktl h anil in * Uxir»*fch iily be rtcuwmei^eii ■ vt-« constant!*.., •■l-H 11. HUBtf, an 1/oiue, iITISMp i" truth of tbilßr. iy iiimonnce iln'tw :at he baa ’entont .IUJSUiIBJiT, n'h.u l (T .STYUJg of ASUIONS, v the most raatiillog 1 be made aa ttfUM ■ tcrmineil thntnoik •ii. Proprietor. , 11. niy MnfO?W. oil Uuiletp Jp,a** '*? 1 ■-] .bed, NAJ, TUBAIMHT, or L>xCTtl%aui*: •• ■■im ; '..' rully, by I>K I.ANKV, M.h. iibtrmUig cutgUaiiA nlituili- of Tonfli.ian :jne. u ip yami gasas*: pi.is jf the iKfJ ;*Ksr!» >t frreiiwo *pjW«- 10-tfvgc’BWbtp* lift •w VorkOtjr.,. . INXy.—TPK 1 a X<-w^apgT^jfc riihip. School ÜbwH U.Stoj^>*nf«a» Tiling***, » T»N«rf ring the MOM p> onTKe too* Si; i-cnlc oo M luJMh 1 will be cobTTii.tf* r<-li!o- - - ■■•l-Al.lgj’! (ii.b-saln ■!SS&k ,1) Hlttfi' bNKS.yO* IST'^P' . A S'P ' McOltr-'I i debk, VOL. 5- TUB ALTOONA TRIBUNE. MeCBOM * DHltf *ad Pwprhtor ot «SS* *•“ ■ ** **% 1 s w s 4*» « V 1« 180 »f* *»<> * siS « ( 160 200 aio *u*» fctMChiiiwtUao. tmoaliiL ft month*. Ija*. . t 1 60 $3OO $6(6 s\xjta# or**, , i 80 400 700 <&•»iwe, aoo 600 10 00 • “ - 600 £OO 12,00 \ *&•£ 1 600 WOO MOO IfrOT:’ ■ . . .. 10 00 MOO «00 t£j/*eoU«a, u S 26-00 40 00 qyj&SU Sot**.. 176 not exce«Hng 8 iff? l character or iadirfctaal 10-4*uU,VUI 4*uU,VUl becontinuodtfllSMWd Md ChWgtxi according B» rl i£”f ,f - 2 r * r3r l ? ertkm> notfaw eiceedtag tcn Haa*, flfty Ceuta a gqoartu TRIBUNE DIRECTORY. CHURCHES, MINISTERS, *C. Pr&rferian, Bev. * B. CORK, Partor.—Preaching «r -rrr aShf^ l VsU o'clock, and in the evening at tfSock? SabhatfcSebwlatSp'ckek;A.M,iattwW t&Uopni. Prayer Meettog.aregr ffedneaday waning tor Pwr v Bi^A. WnAWtopMtar<—Pmch-" inunptog *t 11 o’clock and Ip theevoh- Z Ueturepodm «?'danwal Prayer Mretlnginaame roofn cVery Wcdne*- Sy MeSng. Young Men's Prayer Meeting every ,Prt|j£ LuVuran, Rev. J .vcoa Sttat,. ■ iwttnn SabUlh raornln* at o'clock, and atBU o'clock 1 .Pt|.Si.i*C SabbithSctiool lu the Lcctnrefioowat 3U o'clock,!’. M. Prayer Meeting la aanw.room every SUfteeday evening. _ _v! ~ ’ ■ ; railed arriirea, llev. D. Brack, tit Sabbath morning at 10 Jd o’clock and In |b« evehlnght % o'clock. s»bbaUi School In Jtoiow'MO, o’clock, A. M. Prayer Meeting werywedheeday evening ifnmeroohi. ‘ TVo&honl JCpitcopal, Rov.R. M^Ouva^P^.— Mvtao MnWth Sunday* of eachmonlh at IOJt o’rtjck Aril, and 4J4 P. M. Sunday School atSp'clockA. M. QUhrt(. Uf\. Jon* Twtous, PartoTr—Preaching at dvjoctln thr mu'ntng. and attlUln the afternoon. Ipe, B. u. Pun, Paetor— Preaching every BaW-ath at 10V£ o'cltick, ahdWau in the evening. Sabbath glfool at 9 o'clock, A. M.' Prayer Meeting .every Wcdnc*- Rev. Sk»m* Cm, Partor.—Preaching •Vert Sabbath morning at JU o'clock pud in the evening, In CW old tJnlou School donee'. , '• ALTOOHA-MML. SCHEDULE. , ' MAILS CIiOSK. AmlWii Way and UoUldajtbnrgat - »•«•« “i Haßiitojilnir; KUrtcm Throush Mall Weethra Trough, (Saturdays,) MAILS AfiRJT* Sutem Through Moil, - 8 36 A,Jf. Wrftcrn Wnjr aud UullhUytlmrg, - • 11 SO & ML fcrttxn 845 ,>*■ OBee open for the trannctioh of bueinrje* front 3 A-M -to 8 P. M.. during the and to t ffdock, A. K. eu.Snndajr. ■ V:/i-■,-> V * - .June 4, *67-tfJ JflnS,BH{BE^U^i'|; ; M.-i RAILROAD SCHEDULE. SmwTrsto Ksit wrivee 6,50 A. teATM-TAD-A. X. Wort- “ ' • • Vml " JUrt “ RAO P. ML “ 30,10 P.M. “ “ Wert “ 1,35 A. H.. •« A.'M. XIU « X*rt “ “ “ 11*0 * * »■ « w«rt “ oasp.m, “ fjy p. M- The HOLUIUTBBCBO BRANCH comeete rtthlnnw Twin Bert Mid We*L*9d yitb 3UD£nrtn Til*^LAlESV'lWSlßAJlCn^o«wwt*^Wu»iK«D T*ofe6l6Br2l^MB; MEETINGS Oj( ASSQCUtTtOSiB>' Mountain A. T. SIL Ka'SSli mee4aoneecdndTaea> iv of each month, (nttoThtraafarjr of the Boaouic Xem puw^njoviock.r.si. Jliiflua* Encampment, A: T. if, Ro 10,' ufeeta on the toMMy of each month,'fb IJ»o third storyofthe Ma at 7k; o'clock, F.|L : . : l Altnma Isidgt, 1.0. of O. f 473, meets every Friday «****,secondstoryoflhe'Manorilf Temple,at7J£ Vrrt»da loigt, T.O. of O. F„No. 532.’meet* every Friday third HTnarteja JWBe*ko- 86, X. ‘0.8. If, hold Mated Own eU» every fn*ad»y evening bi'lhoO.Ti Hall, In the Tjnudf. ■Oounrif Fire kindledAtTtb ma 30th w*«« ; TT. A.ADAM3, C h/A * '{JnirirtS, *B7-1/ J amor &tu of America, Oman K 0.31. meets every Mo«- ** t^9 Salt, at 7J£ o’clock Fhtkapfoa Omp, JVa. M, Ji & A., -meetaerery Tq ;*“J "wane, in the aTstor*<*Fattea’UlaU. J. Altoona Duti&n, Jfb. 3W, A. qf- JVtheetievfety Bator w » tOT T K (g^j,^ le^.P' . 59UMTY ofFictjtG, ’ . . . I t. Heir it. , : V **-**»■ K ciiri to Co*mStoim~nuA X. Caldwell. ihrcaKtiU ApprotocTWoeeph O.AdJamT: ldngjili.jt. ‘ ,■; ': ! Morrow, A. ft JtfcCvtoey, M .Cbronrr—William Fox, '- . rj **ffuUottenf qf iibinmon &AOOU-Johnlfcan. ' J,' r ALTOONA BOROUGH OFFICERS- j: M, QWty. j f / M. Jones. j--/ ■.< ;> £ " r^p^gsagy-.- I .:':' W. Pattern, C. B. Slalt. a C. I a Jfoatn » fck - - 4ss&ssg£S&. . > “ u * Jacob Good;: ,_\ fete- LARGK AMOUNT “tom# JPS°.9.? S , lias lKH ' n received aor l HollMaysbnrpt, which will be Cash price*, wholCßalo or retell. The to call. - [Dcc?l7, tf. LEHR'S STORE IS IN r ATES, PRUNES, CITRONS unU In store and for sale tv jTardi9<'»eq'V i , TVM. y. "SIIOOAED, ..19l.»ortli8a utrit-tjl'lilUd.djjhia. LBAD AND ZINC ' STANTrAIID patent u-e. wig?;* jytd jflftrg. “I AM SOT OLD.m BT fJUUt MMMJAMOI, H«B not old—tbeoghjreata have east ■ IMrdiidnngnßjlqr; ' • X Mn not oU—tbooffa jp'ooth linn poHed Oanjtid wlng*«w«jr; ■ ~ VOrtnav-boartofoantainaow*, Anji roaaditple*wnt thought* repose, Ana »ypath to* ond footing* high ’ Spring like itars on ovening** iky. • • -->■ . ' I am not old—lime may haTOMt . ..... And tome .feint farrow* thert hnTqjML ... , 'WKich.cnre.BAjr dampen,nojr; , j. Tet Love, food Joto n chaplet mw . ' Offfoghyonng bod* and esnlant leniee, ’ * And. atm I fancy, l ean twine V j Thoughts swvetasflujron that once weteinlne. lam nut old—the cnonjr; tings That’a (Uienott mjr hair. What is U but a id Tar fringe That raaksrthe head jnon fclr I a Bad oontnat, tnajrKe, to the brown Which mod todoekvinjr early crown; “ Bot.lrt the »«illct6k«i* »t*y, Kolnqaxlßof jajraoiSligray. • vlßfo«ototdr-thoagli.l aunt leave - I ... Thiadarth and teat nat; ' " Soon,grfeco ■. ■ ' Tor tfaoaa nhom hpwtorarbaat ' ■ ■ - What tlMbugh shall fade .JaAg*’* mid «sii glow? tiuido, I abaii regain the light, and be Yugthpd in .inunortaliQ, . ID 00 Hdttt Ipscfllanir. We believe this pleasant amusement for boys and girls, and sometimes those of raorematore age, originated an -Germany, where it was called vief UcbcheA, which as spokenhas these \xsiofphtzwfan ; which may have been of the word, to which wehaie|psftu ahatin termination, pen*, betanaehtiafrrs a penalty or forfei twte if t|ie tact or man .flptt!¥ith. *? tne thing is managed, .however, excessive ly wifltottt skill. person &id ed almond, and tim meat to «ay»i orrathershoutd say: Von eat a ; with me ?”~ Wie p%or mag:^y: "I am afraid,” Ind refuse,or may* of the nets, and oat it, at: the pirty ea*s #»e otter!'? Thus theyseparate Dtrt\whett. they meet .agun the one that can sw# fast to the to nameswhere itsbaHbe. (fcneisdly, among children, some or* among young folks, some little present, suitaoic to the condition pf therparties; 'Thus, a young, lady who wins a philopena of a gentleman , may lads.”.; If ttife parses meet in the street, the lady may nay, /‘G, yes, I see you no tice my paraaolis getting old. Well, then, I accept.” But .the gentleman must nev er alludfl to her. want' of an article, but ez crcise hia p& tpwhatwouldbe acceptable. Generally, in our baste to win a philopena, we forget propriety, and become rude In this land of thrift and hiiny. / The fldng is far better and more pleasantly managed in Germany, and calls u*to'exercise some of tbs moot useful far. culties of the mind. Whea t couple meet the next timeafter eating a philopena to gether, no istmten oif tbe other until one of them pronounces the word “ This is the warning that tbe sport xb to begin.’ ■ lief us suppose that agentlemancalls ppon a lady; jshe invites «P» towdkin, but at the Same tame speaks thetaKsmanie word. If he accepts tbe otfe td w»lk in, he is jbjh by telUnghim to go away, bat, hemuat lceep it on ;, or if at a table w h*®- suDcy article which be ihe vtii»‘ the forfeit. At the S?wm|ug£,he is watching to catch hey off wf ®wMr”fpr the acceptance of any offer from the other, ends the game. Both are exercising their wits to prevent being caught, and the sport oftengoes on all the evening. Perhaps the gentleman brings j. little present saying, h Knowing that 1 |hould lose my philopena, X have it is” If she is paugnt off har guard ■■ by this smodth she loses, ' for he Igunediately amims a IbneS. If neither wins at first meeting, the sport is continued at the second; and it may happen that half a dbren parties meet at the same time, ad anxious to win of their philopena partners; so that the scene often becomes ludicrous ly amusing. How preferable is this German play to our own! And as the sportdesvrod’mmh philopena is very innocent and, pretty, jfe commend it to the young folks of Ame rica. ■ ,■ 11 00 A.IL 8 00 A.M. « 10 P.H. 800 “ 800 “ Mother vou musn’t whip ne for running awsw from school any more! “Why/*’ “Because my school boot says roakB~Hdd ? e lock” • !. •' v. [independent in everything.] A Sensation Stomas given by Samuel Sohnsing to Brudder Wite.—Mr. Wite does you eber dispill de expression ob spiritawhen you’s laborin under luoina tionobicarniyeroua detractions wid litery possoots ? N Brudder Wite.—Wha—wha —toha dat ? ,S. J.—-Do you eber, Mr. Wite, read de magazines, de newspapers, and dem like saorificators ob do mantallects? Jiat you gib four cents for de New York Ledger. I's bin a readin sicb a putty story in da. Sich a story. It was jist de most inter est dat eber was, and data foo done gone for sartin. B. W.—Bound to hyar dat story. — Jist am. S. J. —Nuf to make a feller trimble ober. Bern stories is always so Barrein. Law blebs you, honey, day claws you, and skeers you like a cat does a mice, dat’s a fac.. Just tink of a feller’s bein in a bat tle, kilim all de enemy wid an ole broom handle, ketcheu up do bloody willin ob a Fits Olarhm de Suortilo, an flinging him up more’n eleben miles-*— B. W.—-Jis—jis, you shut up. Ya-h ! who you spoae gwiue to believe— S. W'.- —Dot's what de Ledger sea, any how. Well, den, arter killin de willin, de feller takes one tremendous leap arter de flyin foo, froo de atinusfere, ; pin tin his pistils at de treotin enemy, wen de flints strike fiah in his volyer and blow up de pecussin caps— - P TY—Wa—wa dat. How could a vol vdr pistol hub flints and cushum caps too ? S J—Dot’s what the Ledger says. — Well den, de fellow got participated into tile briny deep, and arter dat he sun come into his eyes an he gits blind an swum for fourteen thousand miles. Weil, den, dc chap cums to a desert islan wha dere wusn't nuffin to eat,. an nobody to to oh any consequence, an no sciety worf mentiouim, an da he libs for fourteen yeas. B W—See hyar. Jist tell us. how dat man libed fbteen yeas da, when be coudu’t git nuffin to eat ? SJ. Da’s wha de Ledger sez anyhow. Well den, de man’s tru lub \fhat he had’nt seen for nineteen yeas, and he started one morning to swim arter a wes sel, kase he seed his sweetheart abo’d up in de rigging. You see she went to se dispiaed as a sailor. An only tint, it jist shows what tru lub can du, an ain’t it wondful now and dirt’s jis a fac ; dat gal jist went an drest herself up in sailor close, an dere wasn’t one sole aboard, nor de captin nuther, did’n kuqw she was a gal. And de chap ho jumps into de sea, to swim.to de wcssel, but jib den dare sprung up a tremenjus gale, and washed him off for eber so far, till he cums to the foot of a foftyfiedcation, an kase arter dark, an de front door was shut, he jist climbed up to one oh de cannins, and crept iu de mouf ob de canniu, and lay down and went to sleep. Now stop dar. I should jist like to-hab you cxpressify to me how a man’s gwine to git in de mouf of de cannin ? Well, .dat’s wot. do Ledger says; an while he wap asleep, dere cum on a war in de night ’tween de two countries, and de cannins were all fiah'd off, and the got shooted hack agin into dat vera identiclc desert idao. Well, durin de night, de ship got recked, and oberybody got drown ed, oept de gal, an she swum asho'au up to Where de feller lay souq asleep. B. W. ; Now, you mean to* say dat dat feller hadn’t done got waked up de whole time, while he Was shooted out de cannon an’ fell onto the island? S. J. Bat’s wot de Ledger says; never waked up at all; and de gal she seed her lubber, mid grate big tears cum into her eyes, and she creeped up ebber so sofly and layed dawn by bis side, and jis put her putty wite arms rouu bis neck an was jis a gain to kiss him, wen all at wunst—- Chorus. Go on fgoon ! 8. S. Bair it sc*.—-‘to be continued.’ Bat’s wot de Ledgersez. , Tiie llermlt of the Mountain. , Wilburn Waters, the hermit .of Pond Mountains, in the White Top region of Virginia, has killed four bears within the last three weeks, one of them exceedingly large.. The Abigdon Virginian says of this singular man; # ‘Bor more than twenty! yean he has lived Hone in the solitude of that -vast mountain icgioe, devoting his' tiipe to hunting and stock-raising. He claims, webellcve, to be a half-breed of the Cat awba tribe, and is a man of great physical power. He owns about one thousand acres of land, and raises and sells large numbers of cattle and hogs, and takes vast quantities of wUd honey. Although he lives entirely alone, the latch-string of his ©•bln is always put, ### nothingpeeais to beinore dispensation of _ his hospitalities. But poor mw», be pbw has ho latch-string or oabm. During a few days* ah§nce, four 3 rel *« g.M.fm kome » bank of ashes, and all thatbisbouae con tained consumed. When we were therdl last'week,- he had bhilt a fire upon the spot where his domioil stood, andwepar j took pf Ms hd»pitali|ies; upon alogj in the Sair>DoBt Literature. open air. Since bis residence upon the Pond Mountain he has captured'B6 bears, 86 wolves, and upwards of 300 deer, and a countless number of wild turkeys and the varmints of the hills. _ He is forty-six years old, has lived about half that time at his present locality, and has never been at Abingdon bat twice, though only thir ty miles from it. Opinions of Distinguished Basl* ness Men. “ Advertise your business. Do hot hide your light under a bushel, What ever your calling or occupation may be,, if it needs support from the public, advertise it thoroughly and efficiently in some shape or other that will arrest public attention. I freely confess that wbal success J hive had in life may fairly be attributed more to the public press than to nearly all other causes combined. There may possibly;be occupations that do not require advertis ing, but I cannot well conceive what they are.—P. T. Barnum. “ I have always considered Advertising —liberally and long—to be the great med ium of success in business, and the prelude to wealth. Apd 1 have made it an invari able rule, too, to advertise in the dullest times, a long experience having taught me that mony thus spent is well laid optj as by keeping my business continually before the public, has secured many sdlles that I otherwise would have lost.”—Ste phen Girard. “ Whatever success I may have had; in business 1 owe mainly to continuous Ad vertising, and I deem it good policy to ad vertise long in the same papers. From a close observation, I am fully convinced that it is impossible to make much head way in any branch of commerce, without the facilities which the Press alone can give.”— Jacob Ridgeway. “ My motto through life has been — work apd Advertise. In business, adver tising is the true Philosopher's stone, that turns whatever it touches to gold. 1 have advertised much, both in the weekly; as wbll as iu the daily papers; nor have I found that those of the largest circulation, of either class, benefitted me the most.” — Joun Jacob Astor. ■ “ Advertise! advertise! advertise ! This is the life of trade, and standing advertis ments, you will find, will. prove the most renumerative, at least I have found it so during my business career thus farj for should you withdraw a single week from the paper in which you are ascustomed to advertise, tea to one that would be the time when sonic would-be new customers will look into the paper for your business address, and not finding it, you will lose several profitable sales.’ —William Gray Mr. Meagber’s Apostrophe to Gold. We are- 1 confident that our readers will peruse with interest the following sketch of that portion of Hr. Meagher’s eloquent iu which he apostrophizes, the “filthy lucre.” It is too noble to be’lost, but it is not superior to the elevated and/ glowing tenor of his whole discourse: “ Gold, which has caused many a brain to ache, has blistered many a baud, broken many a heart, has wounded many a stor ing soul, and, clinging to it, has brought it to the dust; gold, which has bought the integrity of the statesman, and led ills wisdom captive ; gold, which has silenced the tongue of the orator, and bought the flatteries of the poet ; gold, for which, in the gay saloons of fashion, many a fair, and noble girl has plighted the vow which has consigned her life to bitterness, and looked, upon her radient neck the- snake that ffer veins with venom; gold, which has stolen into the councils of the struggling nation, has bred dissensions among her chiefs, has the seal of her sacred secrets, has iorCed tho gates of her strongest citadels, has bought the evi dences which hurried her apostles to’ the scaffold, has bought the votes which made over her inheritance, to others, and her glory to a strange people; gold, which has led the traitor to the garden, and with a kiss betrayed the Redeemer Pf thc world; gold, which in so many shapes has' step ped with a stealthy tread or noted amongst. men—-which has been the fever, the mad ness, the despair,—has been in turns, and in quick succession, the spy, the swindler the perjurer, the assassin—the foe of in nocence, the blight of beauty, the bane of genius; gold has become a fountain of me and joy and freedom—tho sexpeitthas beentraasferred into a blossomed wand: Lucifer has become the morning star, i To yon (he citizens of America, R must ho plearing, Indeed, tobehpld a new Repub lic rising up to share /with you the labors and glones pf a future, before Which the conceit of the Old Worn shall he humbled and in the light of Which humanity shall grow strong. IS»A gentleman was threatening to beat a dog wbo bad barked intolerably. . .f ‘^ouldi you beat th§ poor 4umh annual ouiF " ' “ iggr Ksccember the poor EDITOKS AND PROPIUETOKS. fieW In Western ahmbp- j.,D. Austin, Esq., of the El Paso and Eort Yuma Wagon-Road Commission, writes under the date of October 3,1858, fh>mFortYuma,as follows; .“Near our old camp, and about fifteen miles shove this place, a gold mine has been discovered,, directly on the road, which is represented as being exceedingly rich, People are flocking to it from aU quarters, and numbers of emigrants en route for &alifomia\ have stopped there. All the men who leave our expedition are bound to this new gold discovery. X cent a Mr. Kent, of our company, who is a re liable man, and has; spent seven years in the California mines, to prospect'the'lo cality for mo. He reports that the pros pect is good, and that the miners ore ren ting from 85 to 825 per day. The dis tance from the diggings to the mines is from half a mile to a mile. The gold is found in huujps and is readily washed. I have as yet seen no dust; and, indeed, no very small particles from this region.- Mr. Kent has a brother with ns, who will accompany the expedition to San Diego, and then return to the mines. ' The two brothers are New York farmers, in good piroumstanoes, and they consider this a favorable opportunity to bettor their for tunes.” * Mr. Austin has charge of this commis sion, 'which consists of 12 6-mule teams and fifty men, and left the valley oftho Rio Grande in August.- Its object was to increase the water > facilities of tho route, and improve the condition of tho road be tween El Paso and Fort Yuma. The ex pedition arrived at the Western terminus of the road, Fort Yuma, on the Ist of Oc tober, and on the Sd started for San Die go, where the property will be sold and the commission closed. The gentleman appointed to superintend the wort being injured by an accident, which occurred jus|b before leaving the Rio Grande, the duty of his post fell on to Mr. Austin, who was nest in command. He ha? discharg ed it, apparently, in a very satisfactory manner, and is’ expected home in Decern* ber, proximo. Ho will return by the uthmian route.- Washington Star. Flatfooted CourtoWg. One long sammer afternoon thOTo came to Mr. Davidson’s the most curiooa spe cimen of ait old bachelor the world over heard of. He was old, gray, wrinkled and odd. He hated woman, especially old maids, and wasn’t afraid to say so. He and Aunt Patty had it hot and heavy whenever chance threw them together ; yet still he came, and it was noticed that Annt Batty took unusual pains with her dress whenever he was One day the contest waged unusually strong— Aunt Patty left him in disgust and went out into the garden. “ The bear I” she muttered to herself, as she stooped to gather a blossom which attracted her at tention. I What did you run away, for V said a gruff voice close to her side. ‘ To get rid of you/ *' You' didn’t; do it, did you V I ‘No j you are worse thaii a burdock but/ ‘You won’t get rid ofme, neither/ ‘ I won't, .eh t’ ‘ Only iu one way.’ ' ■ ‘ Aid that.?’ ‘ Many me !’ ‘ What, ns two fools get married ? What will people sayV ‘That’s notbing to us. or n©7 Tin in a huriy/ ‘ Well, no; then/ ■* Very well, good-by, I ehan-t como again/ - . ‘YrawnuT ‘i nv „ *,4? you was of age. Good-by.^ ‘ Jabes Andrews, don’t be a fool. Ooxno backv I say; the oritterhas taken me for earnest- ia be* Andref B ,!’!! consider —*'v ■ • ‘I don’t want no 1 considering. I’tn gone. Becky Hastings is waiting for me. I thought Fa give yon the fint.chance. AH right Good-by.’ 1 * < ■ ‘Jabeb —Jabeis! That stuck-up Becky Hastings shan’t have him If I dm for it. Jabea— Tc*. Bo you hear l-h Y-e-t. /’ WOMEH SIBOXOEJI JEAN QXEN.—It is related of ascertain New England di vine who flourished hot many' yean ago, and whose matrimonial relations arc sup posed to l)e of the most agreeable kind, that, one Sabbath morning while reading to bia congregation the parable of the sup per, in Luke XIV, in which occurs thfc passage: “ And another said Ih&vp bought five yoke of oxen, and I go to prove them- I pray thee to have me ox* cosed, and another said I have marled a wU% and therefore cannot come,” h$ sud denly paused at the end this versp,’drew on his spcctacles "and - looking around od his hearers said with fediphasis: “ Thd fact is brethren, , one wonikn oan draw a infdn further from of heaven 1 than five ycko of oxejf. . i■> .. ♦ Come,, say yea A*** 1 B NO. 43.