=fst2wssisL^ : asgsafef! ssacSSs asaasaSga* ££a£k| ,n^ 1 t l‘e.moei. n j!^ ! « •***% :m«elvc S , wit),, ! '~i{ K a JUport on x‘ ' r>« «f Ouaal^f whlcJ\ wfu u '■nkr of tiji fiiVl-H iTpvaS^fc from Philo. - hratrtl Co^k-JEhj ''’ting Stove Saji quiaifi! style in ail respect* ‘is • fit l Cues arc bJ^’nsC? -f .Uus Stcvai22fcS inivcrua favorite ** if pooj O.lJ)af!( T „ •'t'jvos constasii. ~ • u. ucs!i! , i HE LIFE 0? (ho truth of U,]| ttl> Oily acuouaco a, that be lias taj;^ r'.nLisuMty? Mi-lulclOallnijhw,^ el.l k Oftn, lie lias just rsoihtf ■& VESTING? which hs Will nui, J which can not 4a 2 '-1 i-ST STYLES of FASHIONS. • fr the mo»t fiuiyj l.'f mode rj> Wdli, ■ o i-imimtltJatwi EatiatictJoca patronage. .>OIL\ TALBOT. *XIC OIL! 11. DU VALL.fcr-' IV.rl«, la now of of sore and paj,,. :i any part of the; iek. breast trsidcj praias, headsets,! r divMre that !i ' oxer this rluiol CTORY. Wc uj ■h' Tr the suCi ter :t say to tha pub cringing to uu, n:. cat off to Um (I to i>. Propria ter, !.'wft.town. Pa. -Henry Lchr.’o' I. nil ileuleni la an& i’iS PllEMA ihcd, Gratia, the 2hl SAL TREATMIST, »r Lccnl Wcadtao* i ■ on* Dihillty, lops piicrally, by. DE LANKY, M.D. alarming Complain* ‘■'o'-mla of yoath, ray TINE,'li in tbiaimi ntire’y newandhirli by the Author, Mj me is enabled to cto possible cost, thtrUj if the day. it free Lu a teiltin sostage stamps tok :w York City. JNTY.—THE n Kow Map of Diet rvrys, containing lil n actual localitiesf! ship. School Hewn, i. Stores, farm. Dot* Villages, a Tablet( giving the stole ml ngraveil on the ton ? scale so as to rub* will be colviedari -n.\ to subscribers it SAMUEL OETL, SAAC G. fUEED. t'PiAGTIGAI i r > nr. cx-.i •lie r.isiiiesi-,'***?# ir-tnnUv mu'gs, Wl JIMSU-4K3 uisiro t ereader•*■• ju.-.lity, he hojwti •or.age. u reisonalile Urn!: > attended to. [r.pounded. ;azette.- iml Criminal* i«& tainted through®:! at Trial*, Crtoiw I su-jue, te gethtr tritt Ui be found in t;' for jnonth-'; : J vrltc their t;.r v reside pi*®.'-' C KIX Jt C 0... iVltec G.U-tt:. -Veto York C.u k & Co Altoona. :I’AL CITIES <.;!'.ftioa* nuuier i without t, r rates. [l-!f HolLioa3> iWr. Bati'.rsgi-, riitiv »,,• to c«a**. r.M-nV. r.t h« ti, nullldsyyhafj' : • m, 1 , PA. ' FOB ;■ ALITYOI mIek»A E«UB-r" BJK*^ ::^- £sSs3^ : WSWgj ww l rt. ...... . ' .. f • ' '• .:K ’ C [ ... ■- : \ _ '• McCUU3I & PSRNj VQIi. 3, . ■ ♦ g., fl * Jftwli w* . ■ 1(00' i A>M .JM»s: tw . ;/ J ' 'l6O »» • . ..i*-fe M| 'sf. *. - )'■-■•' "-At SO ft 800 I.® W, Fix lines orlew, „.i * i *4 00 -Tctf Ono wjuaK* ' ?«, «00.. U# Taro." -> - ‘ IS B.. to 00 AiH-rtiacmcnl* notimokwl wfth »J>® P*°P I **f£ I “?[Sf n *- UU lJ ct C liaeforewy inaertkm. OUtnatj- iwtlca ton a-aquanv TRIBUNE PtRggTQBY. ■~^hu«ich.es.'.M V ' ■ v^’SB&SSSS^BtLf&S^ ii« Hoorn. Prayer MoeUilg fijmMviaeriaj evening toj Erwa^h-P luff 1-n.TT Sabbsfh morning »t *ni>'«loek audla the even-, ini Sabbath gdw>,l hi o'clock;?. M General Pmer Me*th)g day evening. Young Mto i Ihrayfr Mdtting, * iStßwrfwai inttem«,Gcr. J*ocw SvaeKtEartor.—Prwch l.iT^^bhaGimornUi^ 1„ the evening. Sabbath f Scho9rii»»t% tecthrofloom at jjio’elock, P. M. :pihyer Hoelliifc iftflfltfS' roomewiry. WeilnasdV,evening.■;* -if'* : mud Brdhn*, Kev. D.Smck, er ery gabhitli tubmlng o'clock and In the evcnlpg at* 1H o'clock; Sabbath School in the Lecture Boom ato o'clock', A. M. Prayer Meeting. every Wcdneedryr owning, in dame room. I’ntabnA •ASnjeojwV'Ber- B. W. (tom, Pastor.—Divine Service aa muMthßundaya of.each mouth at A. M. aniTljs P.' >L ' Shu Jay Behoof at 0 o cloak A- M. ruittiSj.Rrv. Jobs JCwmbs; nt, 10J£ o'clock in the morning, aiid at 3W In the afternoon. ; • fitptitt, )J. 11. Pisa, SaUiath morning allot? o’clock, and aleMti the evening. StbUfth, School at 9 o’clock, A . M. ' Prayer Meeting every Wednes day evening. - < - African Xtihatiist* Cvn, fuator.—Preaching every Sabbath morning nt .11 o’clock anil In thoeventag, ii», the oil Union SahOolHOtwe, ALTOONA MAIL SCHEDULE. t -I.’ MAILS CLOSE. Eastern Tlf ay JBi4lffiMaaa>ur6»t Western / ’* ; , KaiU'rullirn>l(tfi ll»ll Wcatcm Taouglufttoto-Uw*.) *' 5 - : 8 35 .IXM. Western Way and llollldayehurg, ’ 1130 r.ll. Eastern “ . . . » * 645 " Offlue open for the transaction of IraiiQ&s from 7, A. M. i to S P. M, M.l 1 “ s j^'sr4jfil 3 j stSwiddEk; . f [ Express Train Last arrives £,J$ A,.M.. , Itiavo* 2jS5 A. U. : »■ “ >»e*W» - »&■*'■{■■■■,* Jfc'Kigfe' » - m ,« t *r Mill “ 4 Ewtt' “ *lt»- A. Stl * 4 " •’* "11# A. M. [ « r^WSR!«. [ Train, West,MailXtaiaßast and ta^wiuTa^-Uue I lasi. ■ * .■*■•■' 1 '•“■ ,*. ~ ' I' 1 TIiaSLAIBSVILLSBEANCri Jolinctowa r Way Train Eaetand West, ;Z*pre*s Train Wot «ad.W«H f Irain.Knat. 1, ’.. , . v -. ~ IW.arWMfl TUGS. A.iSCOTT, SttpH. UEETiNGS OfvASSOCIATI L fbmiUiin lodge, A..V. M, Xa 3SI, raoetaun sectuwWues- L *jr if tticli itfoiT of Hie Ma«>iild-T<>m • v.- ■■■■j’ : .*■• _ . I. meets oothe f maeftvffi* ’ f Altoonaledge, I,OrMoV^So.-47%meetseroryBrWay ey.’oiqg, in (ho second e wry oftho. Masonic Temple, ht»34 ■_ odock, P. M. ;-j, , ' Veranda Lodge, 1.0. of 0. yAXo.B3S. mhMs creiyTrtJfty evening, in (lie third etorv hf PUfoaVßulldlng, onVlrginla ,«lwf,»r7&o’cbck,P.M; irrwio®, W6e,5j0...a6,x;0.,]% tow «tntca.cpßn cilscvert Tncsday evening Ib'ttia'X O. O.F. H»Tl t lathe Masonic Thnfplc. Cohncß Ilro kindled at Tth rim 30th breath, >v. A. ADAMS. C, can.' ' ALTOOMA BOROUGH OFFICERS- Justices of the Jiaee—Jacob Hoodj J. Jl. Chsiry. ?,v Burgess —E. 51. .Tones. . Tinen Council —Janies hotvther, R. H. McCormick. John Allljon, Peter Bccil, Xclson Ohindlng. 1 ' '*; ‘ x ' -■ * Dresvle.nt of Council—R. H. McGormiet -• " ' .C/cW;to (ouiicil^ohn.McClelland; D'rbdnh Treasiirer— James.Lowther. ' , , ' j.. Sfhoof W; Pattern; C. B. Stnk.H.'.C. llwon, Ocb. IV. Sparks-Joseph Mol*t,-vr nr; OiMcComidt. n-mwrer of .Hoard—War; C, JtoCartukk. ihyh KI Ely*. . lhr:pg fertw _j obn T MiC j ( . I j linar j ■ it- A editors—-G. D- Thomas, Xlios. Hc3Unh.. .ituwsr-jjghn McClelland. , . ■ ral Assessors —Daniel Prico.' Bftrid'Dehl. ' " JK fgeof-hUcliont—y.a.it W'nnl-hJolin D. IVnrfel. u ~.•• !: "V-st “ iJacob Good. r ■ ~ m Korth “ Alemndcr Riling. I inspectori-iAst Ward-E. A. Beck, « 'vi f, 3 - Roberts/ M. Claubnagh. ■ .North iVra. Vulen tinc r Wm. IteeiC T LARGK AMOUNT jiuiTo “ UKiAN’ 6 S P* Tcc tf ‘tolVht thfiUxrn** J ,■ . . Uo »idayHburc f which 'will bo m i vl o r n , , C:L - !l , I,r!c ' 3 - *l«6 or retail. The man t>no wants lim only to call. ,[Dec.l7,tf, JTEXE Y LEHR'S STDEIT IS, IN T? IG ‘ S * DATES, prunes, emiOKS ■ Ciirrayts m store ami for sale bv. , • 131 Kortil 3Jetrefet, Vhiliwlelpliia; A lmonds, walnuts, cream "■*" and Filberts in store nnd forsaloiiy M,„v WM. N. SIiUGATU), a-o, oS-]y] 101 Korthtid street. Philadelphia. TOitk LEAD AND ZINC T p} T mim AND NEW ORLEANS szt ,r ' o ‘ v** PATENT --- *£>.., * ,V r • _ ( THE INDIAN’S FAR] •Fah*wku.l—l*ll seek the farthest rergo 6f earth’s remotest shore; there let the Night blrt sing my dirge,, - Wbemny lonowanderlng’ao’cr. ' - ; ,^ljsituponlh^oceanbrUk, :Andlfl Ito^Jeamsaom*-- for my broken hearts ?>■ e.»- -• “JTI q^iytoO* for white h&a Will atit syirm *' I'&dsnO «pon sente oraggypeak, !... ■: tbcirnest; (■;'«■ .^h9r&ctßKle«Acnream.dMlUagdo«ii, *' '• -Jfl- >/ \ , W> a •'■ V. y, ': .;, ■4, ■ • ■•A.'fcf. V . 1 1'J ,v’ > I’lllooknot tomynattvelaml, •/• bUssfol shore; ’ ■t - s (IQppreeslan there ne’er hcATWthostgV Wm* Tbe Old Miui’s . . 5 •old gloomy and sad V !•”■ i> j&fci s:; young -master! ‘I hsvo enpngb ;j to maKeynie Ssad iu»d djrell < pfa ’ ' J Ji by ? I WellteJiua some, of thair history V | ‘I wilUtell you eouite pf tHeir historyj [ but I could bi^ "Dd you sec Jfial | ? be* Xiau away from bdn)o/ *lloh away from. home! flow' was thatr?’- „ n ■ #jme.hutas I : Wu honie,/jTliftt .was Jny -£tofcsay tod. jrhlle to jtnyiinother* and unkind.tomyfetifer j- and the day before he ;t&rd : me how it wQuld; : hair at I,would ii ■■;■ .’ .t ■••• ;• ■ ::Ai -i- -. ‘My father. cooghed aslwcat hyhis ; door, «jd I r&owgtrtl; jOT.jnoj&er artj&t.to^h|ra’j;*B9^‘Stq^ in Riding %eath. :ed to hear that cooghin. every part of the worlds ' i;: '■■ ! 11 00 A-M. 8 OCf A.M. 6 10 P. M. ;fi 00 . ** ~ 8.00 “ is. - Wljjsn X Ead HnlofilcHd ttie front or -and-told -me she iutd 'rametldligtto tdl miG ih ihe' I lV^|shehad,^^fciQlt^Bgm her little rbbiH,’aH(l4oohed at her j but my tears feU -end I was •afiraid it'woiilii 'SfDkB her. ; : Half bho:dcd ; I grtOßod down stairs. V M. J ‘V/:; had gontly cl<«ed ibe cottage dhuCdib ahdye my head, hpoand there was my She spoke to me, and wheif I did not an> s#er; she cried aloud to ine j .that ery his ■; /'l-; - . /Vv V; ,‘ As I hurried away, I felt, i supposcy as Cain .felt .when he murdered his,brother. My toy mother, my sisterhad bedn kind' tp me: and Thad been unkind to |bhm r j anh in leaving them, 1 felt as lf- I heen inurderibg them .all. ' T * Had I been a robber I could not havA felt mote guilty. But what do I say this •feir? I teas a robber! X was robbing theui of their weace. I was stealing from thein what the whole world could not make up for them; yet on i went. O, that I could bring back that hour! It’s sixty years ago.; it seems but as yesterday V ‘>¥6ll iny poor old man, where did you igb Valid when did you come hack again ?’ ‘Go ? I* went to sea, and was out an -over the world for ten years. After ten long years -I came back again, I hoped to see iny home and the dear ones I had left: Xor I was sorry enough by that time. ‘ I came hack. The hills looked;as pur ple as they did when I used to climb them. The rooks were cawing amongst .the elms by the church. I wondered whether they were the same rooks. Then I came to the corner of the hedge, and the .old scat where my father used to sit, but there was no signs of him there. A little further on was the patch of ground which my sister called her garden, but she was not walk ing Injlt. Yonder was the bedroom win dow, but my mother was not looking out of it. O, how I thought of her last cry ! ‘ I saw how it was. There are none of them here, thought I, or things would not •look ns they do. ; Eather. would never, lot the weeds grow in this fashion,.qr let the ihatoh : fall in j 'mother and ,sister would I’Sefi panes.' rll dferkil how-holloW it; hotrods. Ndbody stirs. ■ All Is silent ’it “ i*h'e grave. fPib pee* in said Ltomyself,. atthatWhiddw. . . <#. ; .was inhlosfioin, just as it was whenlran . X. t; '-‘-V was/- - -i-i-••-.••. ■ ‘ I it .will. anakp you wiser, too, Jj.-W,sj& feistoiy,- ja^ier |ie if yoh do: ‘Ttyj eye.that .mbckcth fat his father, and phej, his ujibther, the ravens oiftnc valley"shall,',plhek it put, .and ihe yoiWg shall eatit. 1 f Sutye£ I recoUect rby jpoordear moth er pointing ifte to the ; Xiaml) of God which taketh awhjfthe sins'pf the world. ‘ There •fe-no refuge heiide/ said she, ‘.Christ is able and willing to save/ ' I don’t under stand this then ; hut I hope ! do now/ 4 good-one Istold of a . worthy Deacon in the city of S— —, in : Northern Ohio.- tphe d)eacon-wes the owner and overseer of a* large pork-paoking.ejitabHshinent. His duty it wow,-to gtana nt- the head of ,the scalding-tropgh, watch in iwmd, to “lime” the«eald.| l‘JJogin4” when ( the just slaughtered hog was to he thrown In tho troughs, and “Hog put the watch iojd .three minu|es. Quo .week &WW sard, and .Satorday completely.ex hausted. Indeed, he iick the ik,ps his duty tb aCtehd fhe |mal semcelf Jhe obitfd; : ;Th| wae one of unusual sblenmit&’ilsa remaj Was in wrdgrcss- The mihratef preachhdaserfnon well calculated for dfedt. ; His peroration was acliinax of grcat' beauty, framing the attithdo of one Intently • listehingjhe recited to thehreathlesjs. auditory: ‘‘Jlarki! thty angels ray”— “ Hog **” Deacon’s inewj In annntonan yoice. ijChe Au dience tnfned their attention from jtite preacher! "He went oji> howpverj.nnWftVf ed — ’ ■ .■ 1 j „ .‘‘Sister spiritjCOmeawny-I” « ffag ont /’’shouted the Deaeon—“ Four!” ' I ■■> i This was too ranch for the .preacher pd audience. The latter jpmlcd, soipe snick ered audibly, ■ while a few boys broke for the door, to “ split sides” laughing, outside, within full hearing. The preacher was! disconcerted—-sat jdown—arose again —pronounced a brief benediction, and dis missed the anything iclse than - solemn minded herrers. The | Deacon soon came to a realizing sense of his unconcious in terlude, for his brethren reprimanded him severely; while tho “ boys” caught the infection of the joke, and every possible occasion affordc(Tan opportunity for them to say, “ Hog in 1” “ flog out /” ALTOONA, A &ootf One— 'Hog InMlog Out ! ‘Sarah/Bilid a youpg man the other day to a lady of that [name, ‘ why don't you wear earrings V ? : ■ * ‘Because I havn’t had my ears pjorc* ■td/ rv v it 1 -v;. ’ ‘ I ydu/ said hm ; <,l y enough; already.’ • : • *•■■" ■ [ISDEr£NO£ST IS. EVEETTHIUGj ‘i-, THOESDAT, NOVEMBER 25, 1858. Signing the 1 Fledge, Rev.johu Abbot, the sailor preacher, relates the foUowing good story of one of Jus conyerts to Temperance :-r-. Mr. dohnsop, at tue close of a cold tef intimated that be must sign the pledge’ in* bis own way) wh|ch be «d M'tiaese words: “ I, William Johnson, pledge myself io diink no more intoxicating liquor for one ■year;” ; ;; :^ Some thought he wouldn’t stick three days, others allowed him a week, and a few gave him two weeks ; but the landlord knew h|in best, and mid he was good stuff, hut at the end of the year, Bill, would be a good soaker. Before the year was quite gone, Ijdr. Johnson was asked by Mr. Ab bot, “ Bill aintyou going to renew the pledge ?” “ Well, I don’t knflw Jack, hut what I will; I have done pretty well so.far;, will you let me sign it again my own way ?” “G, yes, any Way, so that you won’t drink rum.” He writes; ... ‘‘ I, William Johnson, sign this pledge ibr nine hundred and ninety-nine years, and if living at the end of that rime, 1 intend tp take-outaleasefor life.” - , . A day or two a|tar, Johnson went to sec his old landlord,. who eyed. hip as a hawk does a chicken. “ Oh, landlord*” whined JSill, accompanied with aondiy contortions of the as. if enduring the post ex cruciating torment, “IhaVe such a lump on my side I” “That is because you have stepped drinking; you Won’t live two years longer ht .tbisrate.” > “If I coipmenec drinking will the lump go away ?" “ Yes. If you don't yon will have an other just such a lump on the other side.” “ Do ypu think so landlord ?’i “<3ome, Bill,” said the landlord, “let usdrink together, v at the same time pour ing the red stuff from a decanter into his glass—gug, gug, gug. “No," says Johnson, “ I dan't for I have signed the pledge again.” “ You ain't though I You .are a fool/' “ Yes, that old sailor coaxed so hard I off.” “ l .wish the devilhadthc old rascal. — Well, h6w long do you go this-time ?” “ For, nine hundred and ninety-nine years:” Whirred Bill. “ You'won’t' live a year.” “ Well, if I drink, you are sure the Jump on my side, will go away V’ “Yes.” “Well, I guess I won’t drink.;here's the lump,” .continued Bill, holding up something with a hundred dollars in it; “and Wuaay I will have wore such lumps wjiat I want!” . The Teactujr. Mr. Wayland says; “if. a teacher can do nomore than repeat the questions at the bottom of the page,-and near the ready made, answers, he had: better quit the busi ness/' . ■ .■ ... ■■■ -■ Howmqny teachers in this and other counties'would'have to leave, the. business if this test were applied ? But, says one, what jure the questions'there for, iF ndt to be asked f-Simply as a guide to the teach er, ;to icnahlcr him the inorereadily to pre senfetbe whole subject in his own style, >and after q ofquestioning that shallhe fmted .tp .the condition andcir qumstances of the class. It is often the case, that one printed .question.at the bottom of the pageean he divided into several, jead ing m piany,other tojacs con- with the qnblept, " thus qxtei*sng the of and opening up fie!dsnthft:wobldbe otherwise untrodden. When this 6he, question (after a t&risjop) has beeii dispbsed of, the hext pnntod question bringp ihe teachfef back again to JtLesiibjcct matter ;o£ the lesson.' The if geiuoes mid succesd^il : fsafiber seldom page. They ■■ : . ; B|RUtoNB.-rTA eorremohdent sof the Jbfwterian, . thinks, mat sermonsin length should be mons, 25 minutes, orthodox sermon?, 35 urinates j long sermons, 50 mmutesj pre posterous sermons, 60 minutes. ; a sermon reaches 35 minutes, it has '.pas sed a Rubicon eabh additional minute is equal to two, $ll the hour is exhausted; thereafter the increase is : ih geometrical progression, - and -the English liqigbnjft does not furnish adjectives sufficiently ex pressive to describe sermoiis . beyondjihe 60 minutes. Orthodox sermops may bo either long or shorty, but never .prepostor ous.” : ‘ ■■" ‘ ’ ’ '' ■' ■ ' ■ Js@»An.old: toper iet he could blindfolded tell each of the .several Jkmds of liquors. When brandy, whisky, , gin and other drinks were prerentad to him, ne pronounced correctly what they were. At length a glass of pure water was given him | he tasted it, paused, tasted It again, shook his head, *'o«n* Clemen, I givo it -up, I am not to these sorts of liquors." . - . ' t Little Settle. ‘Hand tte eotoo water, Baddy) wot your " ] ‘ In a mintaie, Hettie/ And Bettie’s fenrorish oheelcs r wet pressed again to the pillow* and Uttie Hw tv’s ban There is a higher duty than to build aid bouses for the poor; and bhat is to eh men from being degraded to the blighti influence of an alius house. Man hap right to something more than bread! keep him from starving. .He has a rig to the aids, and enconragements 'a culture, by which he may fulfill the d< tiny bf a man ; and until society is hr to recognize and reverence thft, it w continue to'groan under its praentmft< ies.— f A Legal Point. — A few monripgs since, one of our .lawyers was startled ft* nj Ms dxeams of rich .cueqts and fat fees! )jf a loud ’ knocking at bos office ,• door. | id opened the when “§ gentleman, oft Africa," edmmlonly known aSHaripbsO ''om^^^M)|ih'epDdhfrfV' s ' . j “Look here. Judge,” said he, “I w«nt your opinion hn alaw pint” f ■ “ Well, go oh.” ‘ ; f ; “ S’poae a hum brings some eggs* to town andhires anoder nigger to seuhm, an' dat uiggeP-can’t.do ft and ho gibe *( on to me an' llose de money, kin he do any ring wid me ?” . v i JTbe learped msest dook, informed him ttoM ho kh sw of no law to.pnmsh him. ... . Yah,yah chuckled Jack, u Iknow’d he could'nt in de ftst place—-kase* df—- kasef-de eggawas toltonany how. Judge, when•duzyou want your boots blacked?” Romm I?CN ASP A .OONDUCTOR. —The conductor who was discharged from the .of ono .of the Ohio Rairoads some time ago for inviting a friendj to nde dyer the rpad with him, as he did not like, to ride in the train alone, has been re-appointed by the superintendent. ]Ho is again the hero of another adveritijre, which has been hiade public. On a recent trip the train of •which this conductor has charge overtook a cripple limping along by the side of the - track, when our hero the conductor kindly invited him to get on and ride. The wooden legged man thanked him, and replied that h© would as he was in a Htopior! T!bat thxowinghp i his commiesloh. :t! EDITORS AND PROPRIETORS. \ i , ••• A Caution to Young 9l«n. : A/young medical student from Mtdd« ;gtt,Trho naj been attending lecturesin Slew York for some time, and considered himself exceedingly good lookingand fes* einajking* made a deadly ondeton the heart and fortune of a blooming young lady mho was boarding in the same bouse with 6y»< Alter a prolonged siege the lady snrrda* dered. They Were married on Wednesday morning. The same afternoon tbe “young wife” sent for and exhibited to thesfcten isbed students “beautiiul little daughter," three and 4 years of ago., , Good H&venis! then you were * wld ow,” ezolaimed the astonished 1 student . “ Yds, fay dear, and this is AtaeSia, Ay youngest ; to-morrow, Augustas/ James and Reuben will arrive from theeeuftfty, and then I shall have all my children getber ones more." ' The Unhappy student replied not a word; his feelings were too deep for Ut terance. The next day the " other dar lings” arrived., Repben was six yean eld, dames nine, Augustus a sauoybey-of twelve. They were delighted tu Jney had a « new papa,” beeausethey tepid now live at hoqte and have things ;they wanted 1 The f* newpaps," as soon as ne speak, nunrheu that Augustus and James did not much resem ble Reuben and Ameßa. "'"T‘ “Well, no,” said the happy mothlrv “my first husband Was different style ofxnanirommy second—oompl«*ion, temperament, eotar of hair and different.'' This was too much* ite hadnpt only married a widow, hut' was her thud has* band, and the akonishedjstep -fethetof four children.■ ; " . “But her fortune," thOTght he*«flwt will make amends." '. He spoke oSJbpjtgcp'- tuno ' . “ These are my treasures," the Roman matron 'style, pointing"to her children.* . V ■ ; p T r The coneeit was now quite taken ottfcbf the Michigander, who finding th§t hc h|d made a complete, goose of himself atonpe retired to a farm in his nature State, where he could hare a chance to remJhr his f‘hyos” useful, and make theai sweat for the deceit practicad uponhim bytheir mother. . ' An iNDIGNANT WoMAN.—rA Ifldy ftps expatiates Upon a delicatetopic ' “A womaff '♦('bo loves unsought, de serves the storc-of thenian Heaven forgive me I ■ trot tnay tHoman who penned.that paragraph nov‘er£oe>aQ* oilier bonnet ! Mpy go.. arms encircle his cravat, orbuttonsveKe- ; ■fete oh his sbirts. Way press hie and the tales grdht that his dinkey Strings’ break short .off every mornipg. ; Iday no 'WpmanVJieiirt learn to beat pster-7-cxcept with mdigpa tion—at the 'mention of his mme, add may his ithckings hlways need And When his nerves lore all nhat&thg ! by disease, and his .head throbs withpain, as tbqagb wefe mayhehaye jawing ip his sick chamber butboot neels, and see hot one inch of muslin or calico* ;Ie >f lie ' -tS> An editor of a country paperthhs humorooslybids farewell tp-hm readmit: :ff;jpbe Sheriff |s yfc*iting fornoih thejuat pathetic. Major Nabm says yvearo wan ted and most go. ; Delinquent subscriber, yonhavenmoh to answer may forgive you, but I never can i rt ? •" Wit«?.r-Whqfl tbe wind Proves at tne rafe ofope mile an it Is hard ly ' perceptible, at two miles an hohh; it mas ns as the gentle zephyr. FrOnTlep to twenty, it becomes High, and thirty 7 16 fifty characterize storms from ligHtto dark, at eighty miles an hour it becojpea,& ; hlir~ icane, and one hundred a torando. • . eccentric, wealthy gentleman etuokup a hoard in afield upqn nip Ostade, onwhich was painted th e ibllowibg $ *1 brill give this field to any man who is con* tended.* : Ho'sopn had an applicant. ‘ Well, sir, are yon a cont cndedmftn V ‘ Yes, sir, very/ * (Then what do you want iritH My -field;?' ■ ■ " ’ The applicant did not reply. .. :>i. #j£,lf a man baa failed to estimate toe affections of a true hearted wHo, ne ' #9l be very likely to mark, the value of Us loss 4 when the heart which he : lovedU stilled by death. i . , : BQ|, “ Shall I have your saifd an esquisite to a belle, as the dane&'waa about to commencel “ TVhith heart/J was the soft response! /, .t'i' ftaF* Self-love is at oncethenaoet .deli cate and the most tenacious of out .senti ments ; a iajere nothing will wound it, hut nothing oh the earth will kill itl . ’ "J‘ ' : 9Sr Poker Sharp saye hip toffiye “ fulls 1 b eanti-ful, duti-ful, pouth ful, aw-ful, and am-ful. -t SO. 42.