with &x.uiilDiseasc*,» oc v.. ,
:Goncrrte£
nujn or ?<!/Abut (y -f v
io.v, in'view of tho awful aZL
Scsual Disc***,
rtuuatc victims of such
0 directed their CownlamSS&lr
iy of thoir name, to (^rSWi
1 this class of
cal fttlvico prate, to
tuo of their condition,
.’..) and in cases of
h itudieme free of ebaratffi
As-fx-iation commands th« »
and will furnish the
&aas<j.
afflicted, especially to t havL-* ll
to devote themselves, with r»V® s fc
ant hut much despised
. Associuliun, a Report on
calincss, the vice of OnaaJsnT?*
and other diseases ofillo*'
ap Surgwn, which will he
of charge, on the tecS* 1 *
I' ullage. ..
r Treatment, Dr.GEOEOERo..
;er-u, Howard AesodaUgin v 0 ,*■
liia, Pa. By order
KXRA D. llEABTWillr?S?«-
, ■[BM^
CITEMENT
rIN A NEW PLAGE. ‘ "
NT & LEHR
r friends and tbepltis«Bßor ilw I
jyhavc opened a
PROVISION STORE
cupUd by John Lehr, on VhUu
ion's Hall, 4here tktg will Uw
iy favor than wMh a call, ivL
ct one, ■ r
mar, Oflffee,
Glasses,
itatoes, Fißion;
m phene, Alcp^wlj'
' anil Tobacco. ' *
their goods (hr
irsons desiring of purchasifigsßs
do well to give them a caU, SsU*,
: advance on first cott.t Wsihil
; hot what ho buys. Give
.etc oar wards good. QtilT>iH
)VESS STOYJBS.-l^
i;-t received from Phlln- jm.'
North’s celebrated Cook-
AL COOK .
boaotlfbl Cooking StoralVHn
n fordhe exquisite stylo ‘.•"‘•H
t operation in Ml respects. ftJ
ire-bo* and the fines ore toamtJ
n-Cice will bake perfectly andmt!
amination of this Stove mint at
Income a universal favorite.
SKA SHELL, • ■
l;ro-l>ox 1; of. good capacity-O,
j> in capacious and is athorosrh
that may readily be reoomnwhbj
articular, ' v
! pni lor stoves constantly »
JOSEPH H. BTTBU.
i/< fit American Haute, Altoona,
s IS THE LIFE OF
ivincrd of the truth of H»V f j
1 respectfully announce to tbi
vicinity, that he has eattrri
>KIKO ESTABLISHMENT, I
niaeU by Michael OalUgber,in
jp -rintendent’s Office, when la
» as usual. He has Just receirti
iIERES & VESTINGS,
ires* suits, which he will asksu
i u| prices which can not Ail u
ved vtho LATEST STYLES of
INTER FASHIONS, ,
■■ cab satisfy the moat fusUknr
clothing will bo nuali t* wffiu
i fine, be U determined, that Soto-
part to render mtisdkeUiak
with their patronage.'’ ' ;
> JOHN TALBOT
>, AND ITS FRBMA
-Just Published,Qrati%ltwM
HE RATIONAL TRE&iiIDiT,
rrraatorrhcai or LocalJHakem,
lital and Nervous
> Marriage generally, by
V. DELANEY.JLD.
, tho many aiurmiageoaptefau,
rnco and solitude ofyonlinsar
Of T MEDICINE, Is ln twTrtall.
d; and the entirely newsndMfbl
s adopted by the Aathpr, filly
tich every one is enabled to no
c the least possible cost, thtfiWl
nostrum* of the day.
lie mid post free iu * sealed re- 1
I'ai'l; two postage stomps to Or.
ft street, New York City. ;
• SIMMER FASH
VX EU, Merchant Tailor, IsUdj
iiijVruk the citizens of Alto*(
lwu-e<l tho building twodoonl
U'ii.l and (me door South of'Ksl
;t. whore ho Is now receiving U|
SUMMER GOPDS, J
is of all price*. Plain land Fttcj]
hi r wear, Silk, Satin Velvet Med
ut Summer Vestings, In abocXl
for, all ofwhjah hevSj
ii.c, and on the mostrewossj
I tuvines*, ho thlnkß.wlll a*
u-.y tvrer hhn with their ordin-
IK'COUNTY.—THE
e m publish » Slew Map of K*J|
i actual surreys, containing •*
t'anau, thrf actual loealltl« s|
n'l of MTorshlp, School
'ills. Hotels, Store*, Farm
• r*. 4c. , J
Principal Villages, a TaW»“j
Pi rectory, giving Pie ntaw
H ill be engraved ,pp H>*
|| a suitable scale so SS to Js***]
lap- which will ha wkrrf'fl
■.ml dellrired to subscriber*
BAMCEt ; <UffIj n ]
lsaac o. ntPftJ
.ER—praotical
;«-ctfuiiy announce*
tnd the public
f* the Drug
keep* constant]j, {
1 and Retail, DRTHI£ ''HI I
OllS, VARM3H- 1
incss; and a desire to rendu**]
;. Ico and quality, he bop' l *]
' public patronage,
i supplied on reasonahls tat*il
ci- promptly attended to. j
-jcfully compounded. P - ® I
•LICE GAZBTTE-H
of Crime and
widely circulated
dlitho Great ***, 0*23
irlalsdn the aome, together
liters, not to bafimadW"^
i.ritiwn; $1 for «ix taaoSiA*
(übo'MjonM nrlfo thofri’rJJ
tu;e who® thgr rpMaj^f 5 *
'I.W. MAtSEZIiaOO, ■
r.NewVorkP^^,
n, Jack & C^i
i^lSdsjELss3e
:CE3 AX
•g and Altoona* .
E PRINCIPAL ClTlk’
1 for gale. Collection*
payable on demand,
vj-rrst, at fair rate*. l l ''V
LEET, ; •
-LAW, HoiXIPA 11 *
a coosrr, J>A. r '•"■'jJmi
I Courta of Blair, HuntwCi
attend protuptly
a- (for the present) at b&zjm
Pcuu streets, BoUk^^J
iDLUM, .
111 COUNTV, PA. ,
ii tUe tUito of
,h LYBTfoS%
Soap Powder f«r
ic;> fcVap; Caitilo Bof'
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Fwbjltrim. lter. A
a®? ssa agsas
«.A. ; Wneom.g>'slini.' ■l^a^i
tol. itobtath School la the Lecture P-
M GsnvsfPraW * r t in ?*-
i«y cfemftg. Young Mob's Prayer «wwy ?«*>»/
eieoisk* " ’ ,T .— r * \ . .
/TvonjxUcol >T9 c T
lr a sywysiabbatb
L.ihe evening.
4-4 o'clock, P- M. Prays* eveqr
V P. fcs^.Pastoß^Etunthl tig sv
«r SaUbaih
jv, o'clock.' iabhath&houl
e’':xk, A.% Pray* “XSet
in itune room. - . • J? w,;a
I'rUcrianl j&toeqjMl, Rav,. R.
Service 2d and fchSaiMjnys frf iecji^Uth« v IO«>W.W
A. M.,aud V£ V. M. StuWay'Sctoi jfii •
CUiaOc, JUv. Jins 'k’mooa, P«»tor.~rre«dißtg ntK)>s
Ajrmu MeUwiith her. emt*Ct*¥mitor.—Vtt*aitai;
«- n s»b»aih amoripg at-U o'clock and intheewala&ln
U.-oto Unton SchoMHoW-
ALTOONA 'MAIL SCHEDULE.
MATtSULOiIA.
£uur» W*y and UoUkt*jr«i>iirg*t
W«ttra V-
KdUdiorrtwg. .-j ;
Eastern Tfcnhjtk H«il
Itatern lro«th,:(!iSiWßa«y»,)
HAILS AftIOTP. • ,
)Ufl. < ISB A,M.
«r* ( t«ruWiTutltSatataux.. uaup.H.
UJ-i* open for. tlw UutMcUonjaf hulww from T A. M
to SPiH* dottog SM'WadC, md bom Ato Uo’clucki A. M
uoSoadoy.- * -■“ - -j ■
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fait * ■“- M&P.M.
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Mill “ £-t “ ,jUU»iL3I, IUOAX
- “ jr«Bt &tsp.x» .raa JP-x.
The UOLl<nuyBlOTAl6tiUi<ai«mwcpl*itil*Xsm»
Train Weit, Mail Itain £■* And .West and;*rMt.Mt list*
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Toe BLA.ISSVUJJI Jabnatown
Wit Train and West, Exprow TralnWest and Slab
Triin >;ast.
to. 21, ’ifi-tfl - SUM. A.ACOTT, JSup't.
MEETINGS OF ASSOCIATIONS-
Mountain Lodgt, A.Y. second Tu?»-
jf web month, la the tUlntatory of the Jjhuwnic Tem
ple, at 7 U o’clock, P. M.
Mountain A.-X St,. NolO/meett/m the
M Ximdijr of «Mh-n»onth.la<Ue third etyry of the Ma
tonic Temple, at 7)s o'clock. p. M.
Altoma IMsk, I. O.of a P., Sfo.473)jaoot».pretyftlday
•truing, in the eoomd etoty of tho Mmwilt. gwylM*
oViTck, P. M. ; r ' -- -■••!■.• -
l>mnda 1.0.4f0. P.,No. 532, meeta-ereryPriday
ffiing.ln 0i« third »toryofVattou*>Buildlng) onYlrgmlu
«at 7)4 A
IT.nnjkvj'i'JViie, Noi 85, I. O. R.IL, hotd jtattd Coon
cila evening in thaJL.O.t>. F.Ju4i,.lnthr
Muuaic Imuple. Councit ltre kindled at Tthynn 33th
breath; A. KBE?ItS,>C *T ft. ■' tidne 45, ‘B7-Ijg
/ur.:rr Smt of A**fica,c*»pti». a.
d<.y night is the third Mo n at Vaxyad* UaU;at Tsstraodt
I*. iia ' ■' ' ' ■-**- " • ' .* •• '
covnjv (Mtoec rs,
Judr.a <f tht
J. penh'j *" '
i.tj . ,ter cu»4 A.Caldtrtll. '
SK fif—GoiitgeVoct. Deputy—John .McClure.
D.’trid AUoneul^tt>}:X:mwlt.
CW.ttj Coaimia&mirt-, Hfitchiyon. Band V...C6b
f'utniy < r ' x
er. J. R. JlcParhme. . ; ' -
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Shiver. ..... . •. - .
<br: jicr—>l*o»«a Peak. .jV ■
-»oO-Jofcn Dean.'.
A'-TOWA •OftOUOH OmCtß*’
Judiui qf tlie Peiu—4*cob Obod, J. M.tikerry.
IWn —JunAi J*nrtKec, R..H. McCormick, Jukn
CWncil—B-_M.4laourmiclc.
, - ; ~
iScho» IdrrHjrt-nGiiarys. w. Patton, C. 9* Sink. C. C.
51^a Ik 0*i£jr. Sp)ik<4foe^3to^ilteO^W<<6nia<k.
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JL »-J Currants lo tton «cj f>r sale Wp : -
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A tj wmsm*sjumawim,T™*-
*\ **,3aiibevi4a Jam** for.mleot .
min
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wiv '
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, Tt>.«u owtajiwrftir.
Of dame—
■ - JB ifi teif* QswdwbtMi?
.TlMW;tt>«ls U*«**ch t*U*ut»pru«*,
AwLj<VOt« OutX tang,
JLajJtuiley word; -
i^d***ry,<mp»Mt4*edo«»hlgh,
Koc causd t&Jsod cry.
®UBuph/»«ice.wr*«-be»rd.
• « V * - . V
onqugb”, .bf filing MU,
f Jtott'sfci Ifsnphtj bead, - ,
£ne*
Kow K e*cbm tufivmust plpyhi* .part,
Wyeof bisheart.
LlkegalUnt tmebtaod-truel"
.Then one by one.neb .guest spruit* up,
Ans named thelcnre^one’s name; i
j, _ ae bapAtp.ite raised, ,■ •
,; Her jtigfbutry wt taste.
VWV*
v
■ :St ■■
A bp:
’ : all.'
■'Tb'.l Anted and I " u »' ’
TLeflontr ' --
• * ■ '/•* ** ' * S -
Bt.Locn «**>»
As&liftAtbKssa rulingjmp : on high;
“•Whoie 4a*pV
Itorp.gmrTn un UO* grateful-heart.
TlUttußnary.be dead. .
''To onewboseloteto me shell last,
Whrmiffiter > pM«l&>pA
’lie and. true. ' •
Tp ogo wbow htrftbaUt longer dwelt,
Thau any
'- * '' *\ 1
.. . Eatb-gneatapstKrtpdAt the word, /•
And UUn.butdupoDbi* sword, ,
iWtth.fary flashing.eye.
:Aodatanlej Said,. weetara the name,
-• Proud kßight, «> 'this most pcerlcs* dame,
WboaeWro y oucounl ao high." <■
.... ku ....
' X^ > b^^.be>;^i^^,a^ii^.noc|d a
T.‘.~V . , ' ’>•
, theo throik
Iffig&jis j^ofaar!”
I#
THE CAUCO CL9IK
/ Hare you seen* the now scholar ?’ ask
fourteen
meetttgnJujhoCsohool
oiateS were coming towards the
comical
ighte ever ;«aw; lser cloak is made
mtof calico, and -jUr shoes .wehjwgpms,
suebas mea .amLboys ;wear. ’
. * seen rejjlLed Lucy
Bjxw
Browp would have-; .taken Jier ioto
Academy,. but 1 he' - likes the
kuds as
of^caarac^
, i And. tike auraaos; jHmi loud laugh
of tbc giris..
4 Come, lot us go iu and ezaioino her,’
?bey asoendeii ‘ the
aV&ps {J‘ via. thinking
ahe wS Baafea-jsum^oa. >l ; %
33te girls weDt the dressiag room,
where Umy s foaiid Ae. hey iMßholar.
was a
very' The axis
weut.Moand her ’whiapciing and laughing
with each other, while ehe stood trembfing
and hltiaWng ij* mife’ Corner t of the room,
Mm
- *h
r WheitttlßMr. • achool thdy
Ibood 'the gic| was ito in .ntwanoe of
W»fW*r. on
.ihose.wiiQ -were disposed to treat
her'phkihdly ■ dislike her flfe itodfei mid
t tu girl-a
few ,weefci, she had
‘ io got medal. It
w’#>«*'
shc naught bold of the and
hcl#s>utTi»m her, irhile the~girls around
kdiied in her loud laugh. .
mcdall Tgimss
SU I should like to see Mr Srowja
iito har!’ said an<dhar
■ bold of her armj and peeped W«er
the ohildV bonnet. ‘vr." ; .
The girl struggled to heraetf, and
aras free, jan homew aho
. adrdd go.
‘ Oh mother, * aa sha. CTtercd
her'igdther's humh|ekit^irai l ddwBW
■ WUliank'a )»fe
jit'W
ia BridgeviUe. eall
ifr »?
'• * c
.«:/<■/ -.fST
* viz, t h
* O' |«-
J-V; -|W
a- -7*;wc... -.-/: - T.~ v lv f."‘* ■ ; '•■/■>■'
mo ‘calico cloak,’ and ‘brogans,’,. and you
den*l know, jmother, how unkindly they
treatme.’ (j x :
‘Lhaie, m£ dear;’ said her mother ‘ you
M meet with those who will
treat you unkindly on account of your pov-
Pjf^y; .but yopmust pot be discouraged.—
Do right myjehild, and you will be sure
tocotue ioffconqueror/
Although ®£ra, Lee tried to encourage
her child, yetsheknew that she had to
meet with steyfere trials for one so young.
* But mother, they pte ill unkind to me/
replied lassie; ‘ there isn't one that loves
■me.', • _
.And the child buried her face in her
hands add sobbed aloud.
! In Bridgeville Adcademy there were a
few selfish, unprincipled girls, and the, eth
ers joined them in teasing the, little ‘Cali
co Cloak,’ asthey called her, from thought-'
lessness, and from a lore of sport. Bat
they knew not how deeply each sportive
word pierced ithe heart of that little etrou
ger, and how] I many bitter tears she shed
in Secret overi their unkitidness.
Mrs. Lee, learning that the scholarsstill
continued their unjust .treatment toward
her child, resolved to accept her brother's
invitation, although he was a poor man,
and become a member of the family,' ho
ping that, while there, her child could con
tinue her studies, and perhaps through his
influence lead a happier life among her
.schoolmates. | Accordingly at the end of
-the teem she jlett the school, yet .she gain
ed-the. medal,- and it was worn from the
Academy beneath the despised garment.
'•'Wceks, months, and years glided away
to the students of the Bridgeville Acade
my, and tho fittle ‘.Calico Cloak’ was for
gotten. Those who were et .school with
her had left to enter upon the business of
life. /
Twelve years after Mrs. Lee and- her
.daughter'left town; a Mr. Maynard, a
young. clereyman, .came into/Bjidgoville,
aadwagjmttfdd as the pastor of the village
ohareb- It |jras reported at the sewing
circle, the week following bis ordination,
that he bringhis hridc into town in
a -leiryr&ks- ; There wau? a* great curiosity
to see her, 'and especially alter it vmis re
ported that she was a talented young au
thoress.. _ ,
.■ Soon aftor,-Mr. Maynard gmt&ed their
curiosity' by jwallunginto church .withhis
young. wife leaning on bis arm: ~ She was
.3, bdy bf intollectnal bewity, and ev
erybody (as they always' me at toil) Was
interested iai the young and bis
wife.
The following week the ladies .flecked
to see her, apd aW promised to mcet them
at the acxt gjitheruig of the,sewing circle.
The day arrived, and although it was
quite stormy* Mrs. Deacon Brown’s-parlor
was filled With smiling, laces. Thej .dea
con's carriage-was sent to the parsonage
after Mrs- Mjiynard, and in due time it
arrived, bringing the lady >vlth it. The
shaking of hands that followed her.arrival
can only be imagined by those who have
been present !on such afa occasion^
‘ Hbw are you pleasedwith ourvlllage?’
asked a Mrs.-Britton, after the opening
eierciseswcie ovcr. aa shc took a scat
beside Min- liaynard. |
‘ I like its appearance very much ; it
certainly has improved wonderfully within'
the last twelt le *v ■
Were yodcvcr in BridgcVllle before V
asked anothey lady, as tbpse around look
ed somewliJdsnrprised. ......
‘ I was here a few months when a child?’
replied Mtii Maynard.
Their cureosity was excited.
‘ Have jd^'l^i|dB^fef , ’'aBkcd'a third
$Wr a iiome|it‘s silence. [ '
V ‘I hpve npt. X resided wijth my moth
er, Lee. We lived in a little
cottage which stood upon the spot now
dccdpiod by d large store, op the corner of
•’
*-The. iwidoiv Lee?;’ repeated Mrs. Brit
ton; I well remember the cottage; but 1
do not thd name.’- ’ • ,
with ypttlat
• ybn were Mary Lark, were you not?
That was my name,’ replied tlm lady,
as-a simle pasted- over her features it be
ing ‘but I sin really quite
W memory has proved so
recreant.’ ‘ • - .■ .
. was knpWn in thc academy as the
little Cplhw Gloak.’ Perhaps you can
repiejub'er me by that name/ ;
siupl f laded from’ Mip. Britton’s
face and overspread her ftsai
tares, which |n a few moments wore seen
deepening nr imi the faces of others pre^
sent;" V„ "
whs a silence for fcbmyo minutes;
fdrs/.Mayuard looked,up sho/odud
sbefaed canned considerable disturbance
among the plies of her own age by ma-
-
; ' fQKI Irpcwber very- well , when the
academy,’
-ahold py, as she looked up over her
idasses, ( aual think, if my mompry serves
io|-right) spe of the kdies ore Sept will
:peTO-«“iwd ap apojpgyf . ‘ ; .
r: < I had up mteatiqn Igdies,
replied Mrs- Maynard, : ‘ tb **rt
known phut
; aait iMtwwh that was art.
fmr 1 mi
*
• ’
[iNDEPENUEKT IN EVEUTTHINa.]
OONA, PA., THURSDAY, OCTOBfcE 7, 1868.
of the younger ladies -present-will
her the ‘Calico Cloak/ but ho onebutthe
wearer knows, how deeply eaph .au kind
word pierced the little.heart that beat be
neath ii And as I again hear the old
academy bell ringgit brings, back fresh to
my mind the sorrows of childhood. Dift
let no lady mistake me, by supposing 1
cherish an unkind feeling toward any one.
I know that whatever the past may have
been, you are now 1 my friends. Bat, la
dies, let me add if you have cbildrcu learn
from my experience, and treat kindly the
poor and despised* A calico cloak may
cover a heart as.warm with affection, and
as sensitive of sorrow, as one that beats
beneath a velvet covering. Whenever you
meet a child who shows a disposition to
despise tell the story of the
‘Calico Cloak / it will cariy its own moral
with it.’
‘ That is the shortest but best sermon I
ever heard,'-said the old lady again, as she
put her hdh kerchief' under her glasses;
‘and 1 do not believe its moral effect will
he lost upon any of us.'
The old lady was right. The story went
from one to another until it found its way
into the old academy. At that .very time
a little boy __ was attending school there,
whose mother was struggling with her
needle to give him au education. The boys
often made* sport of his patched knees and
elbows, and he would run sobbing home
to his mother. , But when the ‘ Calico
Cloak** reached the scholars, the little boy
(for he was naturally a noble hearted child)
became very popuiar iu school; and the
children, from that time, were very kind
10 ‘Joittle Patchy, ’ as he had always been
called.
When Mrs. Maynard heard the story of
‘ Little Patchy/ slle felt that she was well
repaid for all she> had suffered in child
hood.
The Art of Not QcAßaKUNO.—Sen
sible Husband—* 11 How is it we t ever
quarrel, Mrs. Xantippo i ! Well, I will
veil yju. lor a quarrel, and espe
cially a good quarrel, it is necessary to
have two parties. One person can't make
a quarrel. Now, If I am-in a quanelsome
humor, and break out, my wile remains
cool and collected,; and dosu't say a word.
If mywifo isppeviah, and displays more
temper tban is becjoming to pneof her sex,
I, her bus ban d, remain as unmoved as the
Monument or’else' cheat myself into the
belief that ijun listening for the moment
to one of Grisi’s heavenly songs. Thus:,
while qnp party is volcanically funtiug.
the other is as calm as a cojd potato. In
all our quarrels, there is in this way al
ways a controlling} power. Seriously, we
never quarrel, because there is a philoso
phic compact between us never to quarrel
together. VVe only quarrel one at a time;
and it is astonishing, if you leave a quar
rel alone, how very soon it dies out !
That r s our secret, ‘ madam, and I should
advise you, and all Xantippes, to follow it.
— Fund*.
The Chuckbn akd Feathers. —At
breakfast one morning, in that quiet and
comfortable old mansion the White Swan ,in
old York, a foreigner made quick dispatch
with the eggs. Thrusting his spoon into
the middle, he drew out the yolk, devoured
it and passed qu to the next. When he
had got to his seventh egg, an old farmer,
Who had already keen prejudiced against
Monsieur by his moustaches, could brook
the extravagance po-longer, and speaking
np,.said ‘ -Why Mr, you leave out all the
white! How is Mrs, Lockwood to afford
to provide breakfkst at that rate ?’ * "V i,’
replied thcoutmdelbarbarian, ‘you vouldn’t
have me to eat de vitc? De yolk, is de
stricken ; de vite do fedrers. Am I to
make ope bolster of my belly!’ The far
mer wap dumb founded.
|*jjV When the brave corporal Cathness
was asked,"after the battle of Waterloo, if
he was not afraid} ho replied, ‘Afraid I
why I was in ail She battles of the Penin
sular But haying it explained to him,
that the question merely related to a fear
of losing the day he said. * Na, na’ I
didno fear that, I was only afraid we
should be all kilt before we had time to
win it b’
ofggr>Men are.called good fellows if they
spend their money freely—-tip top fellows.
And after’ they luiye impoveristied them
selves for tbe benefit of others, and are no
longer the good ! follows aforesaid- —they
are-4-rascals. Queer world. And it a man
fails fa the amount of a million, it is all
let jfiiu fail to the amount of
his; hoard- hill, and he is a scoundrel.
Prdmisoious world.
! Agur said, “Give me neither pov
erty, nor riches.?! And this will ever be
the prayer of the wise. Our income should
be like' our, shoes—if too small they will
gall And pinch nsj but,-if top, large, .they
Tjrifl cause us to stumble ana to trip.
Qhl my friend/ said a doctor to
an Iwh patient,! *be composed, wd most
aU Jdie oPoeu’ ‘ And it’s that what vexes
me.’ cwUol Fat j *if I poald die a hajfa
dozeiTSmea, I-d not pare aM» penny
about' tins time/
\
TbeStolenlLßlfet
Many .years ago,, when a of seven
or eight years there was one thing which
I longed more for than anything else, and
which t imagined' would make me su
premely happy. It was a jack knife.—
Thejn I would not be obliged! to borrow
father’s .every time 1 wished to efft a string
or a stick, but could whittle Whenever I
chose, and whenever I pleased.: Dreams
of kites, bciws, and arrows, boats, die., all
manufactured with (he aid *of that shi
ning blade, haunted me by day and night.
It was a beautiful morning iff June, that
my father called me and gave me leave, if
I wished to go with him to theatdre. 1
was delighted, and taking his hand, ire
started. The birds sang sweetly on every
bush, and everything looked ,jso gay and*
beautiful, that my heart fairly leaped for
joy. After our arrival at the village, and
while my father occupied in purchasing
some articles in a remote part Of the store,
my attention was drawn te aman who was
asking the price of various
which lay out he counter. As'this was au
interesting subject to me, I approached,
intending only to look at them. I picked
one up, opened it, examined it, tried the
springs, felt the edge of the,blade with
my thumb, and thought I could never
cease admiring their polished surface.—
Oh ! if it were only mine, thought I, how
happy I should be! Just at-this moment
happening-do look up, I saw the merchant
had gone to change adaill for his customer,
and no. one was observing me. For tear
that I might be tempted to do wrong, I
started to replace the knife on the counter,
but an evil spirit whispered, ‘‘ Put it in
your pocket; quick 1” Without stopping
to think of the crime or its .consequence,
I hurriedly slipped it into my- pocket r aud
as 1 did so, felt a blush of shame burning
on my cheek; but the store was rather
dark, and no one noticed it, nor did the
merchant miss the knife.
Wo soon started for home, my father giv
ing me a parcel to ; carry 4 . An we walked
along, my thoughts continually rested oh
the knife, and 1 kept my handlu my pocket
all the time from a sortofguilty foatthat
it would, ho seep. This together with,
carrying the bundle in piy Mother hand,
made it difficult for me to keCp pace with
iny father, He noticed it, and gave me a
lecture about walking with my bands in
my pocket. •
A hi how different were my thoughts then,
from what they were when passing, the
same semes a lew hours before!. Tne song
of the - birds seemed joyous nd longer, but
sad and sorrowful, as if chiding me for my
wicked act. 1 could not look my father in
the face, for I had been heedless of his
precepts, broken one of God's command
ments, and became a thief. As these
thoughts passed through my Mind, I could
hardly help crying, but concealed my feel
ings, and tried to think of thp good times
I would have with my knife. I could
hardly say anything on my way home, and
my father thinking I was either tired or
sick, kindly took my burden, and spoke
soothingly to me, his guilty san. No soon
er did we reach home, than I retreated to a
safe place, the house, to try. the
stolen knife. I hqd pick edupa stick, and
was whittling it, perfectly delighted with
the sharp blade, which gilded through the
wood almost of itself when 1 heard the
deep, subdued-voice of my father, cubing
me by name, and on looking, up, saw him
at the window directly over my bead, ga
zing down very sorrowfully at me. The
stick dropped from my hand, and with the
knife clasped in the other, I proceeded in
the house. I saw by his Iqpks that my
father bad divined pH. I found him Bit
ting in hia arm chair, looking very pale.
£ walked directly to his side, end in a low,
calm voice, he asked me whore I got the
knife. His gentle manner and kind tone
wept to my heart, and I burnt into tears.
As soon as piy vpice would allow me I
made a full confession. He ’ did Ppf flog
me, as some father’s would have done, but
reprimanded me in snch a manner, that,
while I felt truly penitent for the deed j
loved him more than ever, apd promised
never, never to do the like aghin. Xh my
father’s company, I then returned to the
store, and on my knees mer
chant’s pardon, ;apd promised: never again
to take what was not my own*. ■. .
J|y father is long since dew } and never
do I think of my first theft, yfithout bles
sing the memory ot him whose kind teach •>
ing and gentle corrections hive made it,
thus far io roy -iifih and foreper, my last.
JjJoores Bural New Yorker. \
1 ■ - - • '• ■ * ’ ■. •»- . ' *f _ />5 if - \, _ . •_
* Do you believe- in second love.
Mister McQuade V. * t
‘ Do I belave.in second love ? Humph!
if a man buys a pound of: sugar, mn’t it
swate I and when it’s gone, don’t be want
another pound, and isn’t ?wate too?
Troth, I belave in Second: loveT
ffjjf* A rich journeyman printer is found
out West. He is hefog: exhibited -with
ring tailed monkey?, mid
homes, "three legged jwtojf; and other
trinkets. ’ ;■ ■ ■ V
jQT The love of society is
the choice of your #
vßtt««adfrndBßi». If >
EDITORS AND PROPRIETORS.
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TbeTotuig lf^Vi££vEfe
Young Man I Sftet tine duties oftie day
Jio you, spend your.evAa*
ings ? When business is dull, and leavea
At yourdisposal many unoccupied hoars*
what disposition do you make of tbein i
I''Kay® known and now know, many young
men, "who, if they devoted to any scientific#
or iitetarjr, or professional pursuits, the
time they spend in games of chance, and
lounging in hied, might rise, to any emi
nence. You have all read of the sexton’s
son, who became a fine astronomer hy
speeding a short time; every. 'evening, <lli
rasing at the stars, after riaglhg Umbel!
for nine o’clock. Si? William flam,
who at the age of forty-fire, had attorned
the order ofknighthoG*!, Atfd tne omde of
High Sheriff of New England; attdGover
nor of Massachusetts, turned to read • and
write after his. eighteenth year, of a ship
carpenter in Boston. William Gifford,
the great editor of the. 'Quarterly, was an
apprentice to a shoemaker, and spenthis
leiaare houra in study! And* because he
had neither pen nor paper, slate or pencil*
he wrought out his problems on smooth
leather with a blunt awK
David Kitten house, llte American as
tronomer, when a plow-boy, wasplgfaived
to Have covered his' plow andfenoflawith
figures and calculations*. James Pejgliaony?
the great Scotch astronomer, learped
read by himself, and tßa
meats of astronomy while a shepherd'a
boy in the fields by night. And perhaps,
it ia hot jtpo much to say, that if the hernia
wasted in idle company, in vain conyersa
tion at the tavern, were only spent in the
pursuit of-useful kHowkdkfeOf the- dullest
apprentice in any dfour shops might be*
come an intelligent memhe? bfaooiety,
and. a fit person tor most of our <nV|l offi
ces. By such a course, therdugh cdvejp*
ing pf away-a youth it Md and
their ideas, instead of being oottfihedto
local subjects and teohnicaUtite, bright
range, the wide fields of erection; and
other stats from among the ydubg men of
this city,-might be added 1 to the list of
worthies that are gilding out country with
bright yet mellow Kght.--i?ee. JDr. Mur* •
ray.
CUbist the; Gentbax GtoUTi-rrlt js
the glory of the world, 1 that hd who fciHtt
ed it dwelt on it; of theaif, that he triedth
ed in it; ofthe sun, thatitsbone on him;
of the ground, that it bare Hint; df the
se% that he walked on it; ofthe elements,
that they nourished him ; of thewatets,
that they refreshed him; of us then, that
he lived, and died ampng ua; yea* that he
lived and died for us’; that he assumed
onf (flesh and blood and oarrisAit's'&*
highest heavens, where it shines asthe
eternal, ornament and wonder of theorca-
tion of God. It gives also a luster, to
providence. It is the chief event that
adorns the records of time, andenlivens
the history of the universe. ft is. the glo
ry of the various great lines of providence
that they point at this as their centre j
that they prepared the way forits coming;
that, after its coming, they are, subservi
ent to the ends of it; though in % ijvay in
deed tooat present mysterious apd on
searchable, Thus, we know that they
either fulfil the promises of the crucified
Jesus, or his threateni,dgs; and show either
the happiuess of receiving him, or the
misery of rejecting him.,-—] mclaurin.
Cure tor Bronchitis.—One of opr
cleverest and most reliable friends, says
the Holly Springs i&ar&2, informs oa that
common mullen loaves, smoked in a new
pipe—one in which tdbhco had never been
used—is a sure and certain euro fqr bron
chitis; The remedy is simple and foho
cent, and within the readi of aIL Recol
lect that this is not the remedy of a retired
physician whose sands of life have nearly
run out, but is given to ns by one who baa
triecHt himself and seen it With oth
era, and baa never known it to fiuHtt ef '*
footing a permanent Cure* The tpm*dy ia
simple* and wp can bert Inlj , discover no
ham likely to arise b<id, t
Sort Soap.—-‘sla, I am jping to make
some soft ship 'fttf' : &e\Fair' tola Fall/
said a beautiful miss of sixteen to her
mother the o.tbet day.
‘What put that notion into yonr head
Sallie V _
‘ Why, mother, the |iwmium la jnfft
what I hate heed wanting for a long
mks ; "T *' ■; ..
‘ What is it?' ' :
‘ A ‘New Jersey he
will be a gbod looking one twaghT
Uidvou 3Svke ?-f JHd you ever, buy*
new bat, when the hatter didn't lookinty
the o)d one to see who made it ? Didym
ever io to a new barber to have your half
eat that he didn't ask you who cat It lift,
and say poorly done t
JfißrTbe new style of bonnet is a unique
aBair,and resembles a cabbage leaf trnh*
med .with tomatoes. The price is cheap
■—only thirty dollars.
men cooceal their-flmUa
Stem themselves as watt as -qthei* } hpaal
l&en blow amt confess then. : . V 4
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