Tioif. phq; i hy fecial tndotem,,, rested, ctfeata g*' wl Piso.-iac-sguchiis ,v. bnce, Cf.nnrrhu-a, ofe ,/ Ahiizr. tCf., rCon S ,Utm s Su^ 0 7 open aJiS s of discio-es, J n .1, A*?- praii* to nil whojfe :u- rmulmnn, cup of extrema ' /'•*’•■ rhargr. ( ti,.. niftbea? .uunsj the, most appro,. ;<• past, feel assured tlm vol. nt ohort, huvoU spccmlly to I l le .mmijolvi-with t;ch despised cuue. oa..a Keyorton Bpc mu la* vie- of Onanism, m“7 r s ' i;y order of the Dir pvc tIK-m n call, an tli:? on !ir,.t cost.. We n»lt te' 0 Ir* l-’ivs. Oivc us.u tt‘. v ■.v-.iMs poisi. yaii”..tf' STOVES.—The l.'oo'i.hlj: Ptuvo .•.viinisitt* style ..Min nil r,v;ioctH.. :^i i-.j Hu-flu-- me «oamn K . ii l-ake jMTfrctly nud'Btij, :i of tills nnimsol favorite. '■ •offrwil rapnntty—-tli C : i..ns and is a readily Uu recommended ;■ stoves constantly ll H. BUSH. . i'rican Notar, Alloom- THE IrIFE OF > r tlio trnili of tiildwj tudly nnnonnee fo.the Unit lie lias entered ::>T.tdn,TS.H>IBST, Michael Oalhmlicr,fto .id. iifs OlHce, .’wbefebs , ,1. He bos just .received •:S & VESTINGS, i . which ho will make ts -■ which can not Cul u i.ATEST isTYI.KiPW -il FASHIONS, ; .:.: -fv till' most IkatWfco! . arill he r mailo Oft tiejl** - d. t •rmtncd thtU.ntKb- I'n iidt r eatisfimlwhle ;r j'atninajte. JOIIN TALBOT. N S) ITS PHEMA- I ~ \.l i.-dicd J G ratio,, ya»2Wi I IDNAIJ TIIEATMjEXT, ..do a or Local Weakmst*, c... .Nervous l)itiility,T«iipu ... rirK -ncrully, W 'w.e ; V It. TUI nnny alariifiiß complaint!, r d’f flit itil- of youth, Ally ■IKUICINIt. is in Ottoman I I do e ntirely newawlldtH d l.y the Author, frilly . : v one is enabled to ctu» 1 . si possible coat, therelv in,i- of tl.e day. ~ el pi>at tri ein a Bvalejlcn t -,v.. po.- t ;i"e stamp* to Bn et. Xew Turk City, i d' VMM Eli FASH ,I„ M- rrfiant Tailoiilate of ! ■ Hit! citizen* of r Alfociß d tin- building twodoon iiij.l one door South: of Nu* • . ■ lie i» how receiving ku nu:n goods, ul pric'-i. Plain aiIdFOTCJ .Silk. Satiu VclvctMar uiunitr Vi ,-tingii, -In short, vr. all pf which he will . u.i ou fho most IWMU- lieithillkll, will «WV liltn with tlielr drKts- • Ot’NTy.—THJI i. ::.ii a ,\fw Map-'of Stair H i Mirv. if, containing*!' (he i.efuallocalities of f UVi rthip. School II ’..•1.-,Stores, Varmliout- I , :i! Village*, a Tabic of y. giving the nftnte awl engraved on the.Jß* 1 " iil-ilileftMlr so a* tolMa’ v’. iUi will -he colored llv. i.,.1 to subscriber* 4l samcei. CKit, ISAAC 0. VUSKP. ■;—PKACTIGAh ■by ■1 ■ i-;u;: hummers, n v-tero to render **'” qiadhy, ho Iwp*** ■. ■■j.itron.'igV. ' ■■■■' i;:> don reasona Mo tertt-'i ! niptly nttended t 6. i .'y coinpimnded.' fl-it KTrAZETTE", In;- : :;d Criminal fa -I* •• , .ni.acd throngho®* (•:; :tl Trial*. CrtolW* .1 t -me, tojestfcerW*’ not to he found to S®* ::n; SI fur klv montlK»i c : i’.lwrite their naBW 1; r- they reside pinlJIW . .maxsk/xaoo^ ■ York I’olicc Gazette ; .Veto TOTkttyk Jack & Co*» •• ’ AT ■ ad Altoona* INCII’AL CH2E& ■ C'jlltcli'jiw a hj4«*" :iil'-jsKiml, without i® - •- Ctir rutis. [l-t t I FT .. llvu.mAyi- ' rv. i'\.. • ’ > 'vfillair, 1 jilly to nil e&U'*!' :I;r [ir..-bciit) at tils fiHcis, HoUlJjgiw**- m;um, cNty, i’A. *•■ ; a-of J. B. niteil^b LYE, FOR ® * i-r-ydorforWaalttofeg: ; _n>: distil. r.aJ for salts at -■■■ j,„.- A. ROCSfI’S- (-F FUESHO’Af' '■■u j, t. JCKJ&t jtfcOEUM & PBKN, vok3. TIB ALTOONA TRIBUNE. aeon - VS /l« M tqoiratorwlluertlon. enootk*. »*•«. * $ 160 |S » ‘ 4 tS 2 u 4 00 * w! *w «« •UUawof tew, •’ Dm •«»>•> two TUwej , MM U.OO »♦*“- as as Sf r i3a3V“fias w* «.»-«»♦ "”. .®S!S; gss.T.isr- 1 ": tUl forWd mod charged MttonUog «*“* P« r 4? 8 5 ObitaurnoticM exceeding ton Hnee, fifty oontrn a«i»n. tribune directory. CHUitcHts. Miwrrtiia, »c. ; • rrdtMUria*, Bar. A B. Ouu, Paator.—Pwachlngev tore Boom. Pmyjn Maettag, awry Wedneeday evening In •the mom room. / • \ _ _ KeVudiit Bfiicopal, Ber. 8. A. Wrtsoy, Paator.—Preach- ■ thaoven iwr sabbath Sebooiitt the Lecture Room it 2 o’clock, P. if. General Pray»r Meeting in aamo room every Wedne*.' 4aiy erasing. Young Men’* Prayer Meeting every Pritiay i 4renioff* * • JSeamxkatl £utAeran,Bev. JaaonSnox,Paator.—Preach ing ertrr Sabbath morning at o’clock, end at 7 o’clock In the evening. Sabbath School In the Leetbre fiwnyrt SM o’clock, P. M. Prayer Meeting in ranut roomevery WwlDMday evening. Vniltd Brethren,'W. D. Error, Paator.—Preaching ev ary Sabbath morning at 10J< o’clock and in thaaveaing at: t o’clock. Sabbath School in the Lecture’ Eoomat 9: o'clock, A.M. Prayer Meeting every Wedncaday evening: la aamo room. ' ' _ Pntabuit Episcopal, Rev. B. W-OuTMuPaator.—DWlno Service 99 and 4th Sunday* of each month at WA o’clock A. M,and K\i P.M. Sunday School at 9 o’clock A. M. OMfc, Bov: Jobs Twiooi, at 10>$ o’clock in tho morning, and at SUin tho afternoon. ' Bapljjt, (no'Paator.)—Sabbath School at t o’clock, A.M. 4/Wcm JfettbdW, Bov. gsitat Can, Paatorv—Preaching; •very Sabbath morning at 11 o’clock and in the evening, in the old Union School Uooae. * , ALTOONA MAIL SCHEDULE. \ MAIM CLOSE. KiUrplTaj ondHalUdoybttrgol We«um « ■v- CoUdoycbus £«aUniThronzfalUU ■ - ; We^^ Jjmtirn Tteowjh JtotL IttiH. ' WUfehi EotUdKnbns, 11 30 P. JC Scoters*' ”-V 46 ' . Ott«MMkte'Uw tnwctliiii of InUimm from T A. H. jSwtWTHfJ . JOKK SHOJUfAKXK, P. M. *A|L.ROAO SCHEDULE. Xxpnw Tula £Mt 2,48 A. lt,, Imm* ifii k. M. ■ W**t “ 8,36 “ *• B*6 « ■Zm t •' A» PM. " P. M. W«*t “ IOyOO « « logos “ *Mt “ 11,30 A. M, . “ 11,50 A.JS. W**t MSP. M, “ 7,10 P.M. u rut «4 Mall a TJ» nOUiIOAYSBDBG BRANCH connects wtthExpress Train fful, Mall Train Bart and West and with Fast Une lut. The QUUBpTIUX BRANCH connects with Johnstown Way Train and West, Express Train West and Mail Train But D*e.«,’6A-t£l MEETINGS OF ASSOCIATIONS- Xtuntairi Lodge,]/.. Y. No. 2SI, meetaon second Tues day of.eachaonth, in the third story 6i the Masonic Tent pla, at 7}d iW K. Ely. Bis ftfleetor— John McClelland. Anditon—G. D. Thomas, Thor. JlcMinn. JMuwr—Jahn McClelland. IjlKwH Mieuort —Danlol Price, David Dehl. JSecttjTM—Bart Warf-Johj» B. WarfeL “' . “ West “ Jacob Good. “ “ North “ Alexander Riling- - AmtoHU Ward-E. A. Beck, Alex. »Sa«>7- • " Weet u J. U. Roberta, M. Clanbnagh/ -*V Mhtth “ Wm. Valentino, Wm- Roddi DATES, PRUNES, CITRONS .. aod Curranta In etoro and for gale by , WM. N. SHTOARD, t B -*?! 101 North M street, Philadelphia. ; A%!L O % S A^ Walnut S. creak *Af»M rabexts ia store and for sale hy Manikli vli»i __ WM. K. SHUOAiID, r W North 3d street, PhilodQlpJriA. tURE WHITE LEAD AND ZINC wm, atao Chromc. Green, Yellow, Varla Green, dry ry*wi»ta >t [i-ttj kessler’s. i liL THE STANDARD PATENT MEDICINES AT fl-tf. KESSLER'S. T OVEKING AND NEW ORLEANS at fair price*, at JwlS.tiMy] HENRY LEHR’S. rj.KOCERIES.-—A LARGE AND at 4BDOMINAL SUPPORTERS, True .***, and Shoulder Braces fcr sale at j| ' KESSLER’S. B ENRY LEHR’S STORE 13 IN :£*" £“ "tend, nearly oppo.it* 'McCcr » »wr», In North Jftt, True Delta. A DiabMlcal ExUbltlM. A man’s head cut onr. A little girl in Louisvillehad her nose bitten'off by a horse, week, while passingundef be head tn Jhe stable. ■r;; f-!' A'- ;» Vv ■ h V;-' TroaUesvme Swap. The New York Tribune relates an amnsingstory/which it declares to be true, ofahdy and. gentleman at a bath ing' place on Long Island. They were engaged to b* married, and one warm ev eningjrhen walking along the beach, talk ing they came to a beautiful cove, which was cnvided by a rocky pro jection Into two dice little bathing places. It was agreed that they should bath here, one taking one place, and the other the other. They ; went in, were having a first rite time splashing about and talking over the rock to each other j when a little scamp who had'been fishing there, happened to see them, and straightway was; possessed by the devil to'ohange their clothes. He did it, and the result is thus related: As the hoy rah behind a. sand hill, his long shadotr between her and the sinking son attracted the lady ? B‘notice, And in some terpidataon ahahastenedtodon her apparel. Fancy her /f feelings!', on fil ing, not her own clothes, but th? bat, coil, vest, add other articled, in J eptemo of the gentleman os the other side of the prom ontary I How ooold Urhave happened— and what eras to be done?, , tw fear fully long shadow some spmtofthe sea on shore, offended intrusion upon his solitude had resorted, to fils me thod of punishing her better to imagine her- situation than at tempt to describe it, „ i r * > < , : In the meantime the gentleman, too, re paired to the shore to dress* astonishment was depleted on hu oounteo ance, as it fell upoh a fcatn df woman’s clothing. “ What in fie' mut tered to himself does this mean Jr—lstbe place turned round, 0? am | ofaay Y* In the greatest perplexity he took dp one ar ticle of feminipe apparel after to the number of about thirty, letflng one af ter another drop again upon the roek where he stood, with many m half audible ejacu lation ,of wonder. There wan ho doubt in bis mind as to whom me tbingsbelonged; but how did they get there, and where were his own clothes? With one ahn akimbo, he pressed his other hand upon his fore head to collect hi& bewildered senses, little thinking that the mischievousslf wfio war the author of hb embarrassment wws laugh ing at hire from behind the same sand hill. After 0 few ifiOtoOilts hesitation', the gentleman shouted to his lady: hmr the awkward intelligence, and in Return was informed that his clothes lay at her feet. All that was to be done was to exchange the lots; but how in the namel of delicacy was that consummation, so devoutly wish ed to be affected? The san was now down, bnt it was not dark yet. Finally H Was arranged that the lady should venture in to the water, with her eyes seatward, while the lover should exchange clothes and re turn to his side of the rooks. ; Unfortunately, just as he was about to cut around the othsr side to perform that duty, he caught sigbtofa couple of young ladies not far off, and he felt Compelled to retreat precipitately to his place again.— His dbcomfitted companion would have then come out hastily and called to the ladies for their help, bnt they were distant, and between herself and them she sayr a boy passipg dong, V, : s , : ; 'Tv To cut story the “peculiarly unpleasant predicament,” lasted until ,the young lady felt it necessary to save herself from being chilled todeath,to attiro her self in her lover's clothing. | He, on his part, put her garments to the same use for his own benefit,, and* pretty good fit it | was ; 'for the tiro friends were about of a B«Q, and but. for the discrepancy of a full beard he might in a less dusky light than then pictured, have passed for a lady. It Was ms Intention, in some way or another, he hardly knew how, to rectify the matter iiumediately, but when he ; had ventured to join fils laughing, blushing sweetheart, he saw the mischievous boy a little distance off, with a grin on his impish countenance, closely watching their motions. Quickly putting a hankerchief to his face to con eeal his tell-tale beard, the gentleman took the lady’s arin, and they sauntered on the shore nfitD it was dark, then entered the hotol aa pritotelyas possibly; and making the best of their way to their respective rooms, lost to time in donning more ap-, propriato habiliments. An Vp-Hlll Bnsiltfsg. Walk ap» liable up, wtitt l ® w» I \ JMe up, -Biwh lap/ Swim up, Grain up, .■.';■•• w»jE;ap thit yqu.i&ji; wf.ws BET lis cp your Suboriftion BUlsj v r ; -V d. '■tr i 1 1 ' : \ ' -• :t I \ :,y - £ " *ii i'v ■, >- ! v • ?"■ ■ l: ‘ 7 EDITORS AND PROPRIETORS: WasAlngfoa la Ttnrt. At the close of the RevoWtioh it Sa well known that Congress was unable to taeet its obligations to the Army. Division. of counsel existed as to the best inethodof raising the necfeasary fuhds to pay osthe army before it was disbanbed. White thus tho hopes of the un paid .arihy were alternately elevated ahd depressed, some traitorous person scattered an anonymous circular among them, fomenting the dis satisfaction already existing, and leading to open rebellion. The individual who was suspected to have been the author of this paper was General Armstrong. Wash ington summoned all the officers into his presence to hear an appeal, which he had prepared, and a copy of which is (bund in Marshall’s Life. Neither wild lands, hjw* ever rich, nor con tinental paper, hoWever legal, would purchase bread or clothing. Tab minds of tho army had beconie embit tered by poverty and disappointment, and their principles corrupted by the infidel Jfcehoh Literature which flooded our land, apd poisoned all the fountains of society. . ‘ On a certain day the loyal and disfftyal gathered around the Father of our Coun try. General Gates, against #h6m char gis made had been withdrawn, presided, oneral Washington arose with nis man uscript in hand, to read a rebuke .to trea ■on. But tears suffusing his eyes, preven ted him. What a scene for some Amer icapVernotl Ho grasped the scroll, dash-' ingaway the tears, and essayed again to read.; /But all was silent. HrS fiohlb frame heaved with eniotion. In ordbrto suffer his agitated feelings to subside, he began hunting for hia spectacles;' 7 ;. J . : %Pv r don mejfenUemen,’ he Jkav* Sfioien grey and blind in the tertian, pf iny country? \ What a rebuke were-these words (ft’the oonoealedpromotenof treason I ' Many fho before might have faltered were nci ted by those tears. They gathered closer and closer around the noble form, and when he closed, they resolved to stand to the death by theikdevitted leader.; Those tears, under Providence, may have saved our. country... AifoMWltacai; The following dialogue, which osciund several yearn ifco, between a lawyer and a witness,' la a ; justice's court, not w great manythousaud miles from this placc,is ' wor&rclating: i sJ«e®B that Mr.,. Jones loaned Mr. Smith a, noree A which died while id his (Smith's) possession. Mr. Jones' brought mit -W recover the value of the hdrse, at tributing his death- to bad treatment.— During the course of the trial a witness (Mr. Brown) wkp polled to the stand ttt tes tily as to ho.w Mr. Smith treated horses. Lawyer (with a bland and confidence invoking smilel) “ Well, Sir, how dtte* Mr. Smith generally ride a horse I’*- \ Witness (with a very merry itrinklo in his eye, impertdrbable.) “ A straddle I believe Siri” 1 '’• Lawyer (with a scarcely perceptible ftuah of yexation upon his cheek, butstill speaking in his smoothest tones.) ■ ** But, air, what gait does he ride?" Witness, “fie never rides any gait, Sir. ■ Hik boys ride all the gates." isnr reir (his bland smile gone and; his voice slightly husky.) “ But how dfceaho ride when |n company with others?” ; Witness, “ Keep up, if his horse is able; if not, be goes behind." vt Lawyer, (triumphantly, arid in perfect ftuy.) “How. does he ride whett fdone Sirr . , Witness,“Don’t kfipW;never was with him when he was dldfte'." - * Lawyer, “ I have do‘fie ’ with ■ you ■ Sir." A negro boy being told by'his master to borrow a pound of lard from, his neighbor, thus delivered li’is'messagji;— ‘ Missus ThompsOn, nxassa sen* CorcoVer to borrow or beg a pound of hog-tallow; ho says ho got de old sow up in do pen fatten ’em, he gwioe to kill her day. be fore yesterday, and he come over week ’fore last and pay all yon owe us/. SgL, A Quaker having sold a fine-lottk* log, but blind horse, asked the purchaser. “ Well, my friend, dost thou bos any feult in him V’ ‘ No/ was the answer. ‘ Neither will he ever see any in tht raid old Broadbrim. i l&.Two centuries ago tiot one ip pne hundred wore stockings. Fifty 'ago bot one boy in a thousand was mrowed to run at largo at night. Fifty years agohot one girl in a thousand made 4 waiting maid of her mamma. Wonderful improve ments in this wonderful age 1 "a ' * ■:rs& •. iSk-The keeper of a menagerie was lately seen beating an elephant with * large club. A bystander asked hint the cause. •Why,’ said the keener, ‘he has been flinging dust all oyer tne tent, and he’s big enough to know better. \ A inao has been arrested ip New port/Obio, for robbing his wife of several ntmdred dollars, which she lla<| aconttra httod by hard labor. He . was committed for trial. * > ‘‘r. too. to.