ItKAt'-, the great tint came
s from negUot of Nature’ajm*. B'"' 1
l NOT; WHEN A CCIUJ
TKEI) jn au. cases or 40 *o
;ecret diseases, ..
lability. S'rirJnret,
re.- i/J the Kidneys mxi-Katldtrl *&■
luuatism, Scrnfuta , Ikxint in /S? rCl *’
rus Andes, Diteate* imn-l>l'canug Ixfort the ZSfei iJS!* Wth
■ nl.nss, Uyspeptia,
. j-.nijitii.iir on u.e /ope, _ .r
~,.".1 Uiait, fc-
[ jii i!'.’ Jrrc/juJari- ■- .
1! WSTnAIIOES. J.T.OM BOili "RRv*.
ti-’.ii v.ji.tt ('■iju-ic tho disease orJ»s^
M- ul.f-iinnto
tiiijo tluin a **
ticatmvnt,even after th*
;H1 of uiiiuti.! physicians and t2S*teT**»
T1 V inmlintirs ate «dl
si. l.iv ss a „d Inc from
.1- ..f practice, 1 liave rescued
•:.» who in tbo Wt iS at, ‘
= ■ ddiVa,rs. had hoc given to^dg*, o
0. !, warrants we in prop.liing g)
l.: !o tl«-■iiifclvta under mvean.
. ouv. f>era diseases are thcm»L£' r :
1. l!.. yme the first cause of
1 many other disease, and %SSd&
a:, f.iai.y. As a permanent cure
jnriiurity of the casta tolling
lot persons. who not only falltOMroH 1 *
be Constitution, tilling tfi,,
;h!i the disease,.luisUna the n
11 ■; 111,5 the treatment not can***-.,.
yietim marries, the disease/I,
y ,;u are born with feeble ciinkHtn«~fr
af ;; corrupted l.v a virus yvhlch
1e.0.i, Lleers, Eruptions and otbejoir
m. i-yer, Throat, and Lungs, entailing tto
.i-teiiw of buffering, and consign ingth f j^
’ another formidable onomy.to health,
iuc.i.l catalogue ofj.nman dUeawak.-
i ..lain upon the “ysfc-tn, drawklir'it,
an.-, through a few. J'Wi ofsuSijL
(Clave. It destroys tile Xcrrotu^T
- jtw.s.y thi. energies of life, causes’tne».
i' ri Wints the proper do velopment,df;»i. n
■ f*r marriage, society, business. and all
: d leaves the sufferer wrecked in W*
to consmnjitjon and a train ofeVli.
n.n divitli itself. *Oth Ibe.fel&taL
unfortunate victjiusof Self-Ahttaathai
•Jl.v cmv can be effected, and wlthtte
1 -n.e (pro tic. * my patients can bo restored-
•urieii.-il against the use of Patent, M.j
;• »>> many ingenious siums-fn thecoh
1 a inis to catch and rob the uuwnry.auf!
i lia.i- tlieir constitutions ruincd by.tbo
; ..'Il k d.'-ctorvy or tllC etlllallv
■■ Patent ilt ilitiiica.” ’ I lareicardujv
1 .to called I‘atent .Mcdicinejandfljja
‘ onl.tin (XirrosircSubllnutt&whieli
* pn p.initions yf mercury WMtadaud
-«1 of curing the disease tlisablisiSw
I'-dent nostrums now in nsertra tuit
end ignorant persons, who donUim.
•)i il et of the materia dS K
; L ."- v knowledge of
• in view, Slid that tolMk«m^peyr*
; ill! .Ilseics ofmalos and'foihalei
taylwlKd hr twentyyeifta of «rac*
1 » ho most remarkable
n*| ! scat to aay part el
■ .in:nb?J ly jctiicnu cammumStinz
n r - uuwicm com^ndtmcc*tHfciy
J.‘ BUMMEBV«.LB, •
ASSOCIATION, FHHit
■ hy tpecial endoinuni
I dUlretsal, affected toi&fif.
111. rU-irif,
1 I with ,‘eiua!
’* ; '/ ■ ? r Gonorrt.epg.
• uism cr &)f Atmst,
;tjN, i« vk-w of the awful dMtnmte
Sexual ftjsettees, and thedpy^pl^ tl Tl*
t unate ' ictiiiM ofsudi diseales
■ o.ii their Consulting Surgeon,
iiiij i.f their nxiiio, toujuiuvstDlspto
"T t!«ia class of diseases, In aStnoir
•..I ;«1 .advice gratis, loall wrihapnTf
i l'Uimuf their condition,
, Ac..) and in case* of
! ' *•'*•«»« fin u/ aarve; jf,6
"" Association commands the highlit
r'"' and will furnlh the most aprprur*
i' v itw of the past, foel ftstiiircd'that
-h. io of benevolent ofibrt. have tiech
e nffikilMi, especially to t ho jattag,
dlu devote them selves, with rODplrwl
u iimt hut much despised caqe.
I Association, aJt^'rton'gpiM&ii l
U ik livin'. the vino of Onanism,M.- ,
■ und other diseases of the.Eerital
fi.ix' Snrp-Ji. 'which will'be aeat hy
!'• '’t{£? on
X* Treatment,«r. G£OK(3E B. r.x rj.
riein.-Mott-anl Association, VoTwT. i
o'. la. Uy order of the Directors.
' eI!A I). IIEARTWELt,
'' '»• ' ' ■ 1 •;
0!). AND ITS PREMAr
rl.- Just Published, Oratis, tbeihb
THE RATIONAL TBEATMEKT, N
h-rm*torrh«* or Local WeakneM,
f i ial.il ami hVrvouli Dibillty, J«u txi-
I to Marriagu generally, by
. „ i!, DB LANJfV, sr. a. ■
li.it the many alarming complain tS,
liiu. i>cn .arid, solitude of youtb,to*y
MJtDJCINB, Is in thlsstnAU
SUMMER FAS&.
.‘.'.NKLL,-Merchant Tailor, late,of \
I • inform the citizens of Altobna-
U'.vfd- the bufldlng ltwo doors
-'and one door South of N*c
<' t. where lie is now receiving hit
> -SUMMER GOODS, ;
1 " f «U Prices, Plain and Fancy
n. - o r wear, Silk, Satin Velvet Mpl
- V. Vestings, in short
■ eU il -for, nil of,which he wiu
. ..w. and on tlie mostreaaon**'
• - ■■■ '
t badness.-be thinks, Win -nte
r ni.iy Uvor him with their ordepS.
•IK COUNTY.—the
- ‘to pifblish a JTow Map ofjfiafr
‘•actual surreys, containing«H
. Canals, the actoal jocalities at
°f' v *orghi|), Scliool nouserf,
1 Stores, Faypi Uqus-
i I'nhuipa] TRiagcs,' a Tableot
■irecto>7, giving the name and
will-he engraved on the mar
o a suitable scale so as to make
! p. which will-he col-rad sod
- •--••1 delivered to subscribers Si
SAMUEL GEIL, r .
ISAAC G. FREED.
’UCE GAZETTED
-•f Criinn nm! Criminal* fe lb
'■viiMy cinulatod throughout
-11 the Great TrhUn, Criminal
riidi- on Uft' some, together With
> ;u.-s, not to ho found is MV
"iitmm; $1 for rix-mfmth*,to
'l“' *hou!d write tbotenamei
:-.i- wlurt- they rcride plalllly^
W. MATSELt A CO.; ; *
i .Vw Turk Poliec Gazette, ’
Aew York OUy.
Mil CHEST PRO?
IiIELTI AGAINST THOSE
< :;^c<. s Co!(lrt, and other nffec
i iiom Hit-cxpoiii-d Ktate of.thf. #
j ib-j eentinual change*! ofoUX
F ’ tore of p. W.KESSXEB.'
NATION FOR EX
>IICS, ROACHES, AJN’TS, and
” ' nto under any circuuurtan
f -'vf
G. W. KESSLER-'
■ESTQUALITY OF
‘l'-? IVhol/j.jJc andßctaJL
J. SIIOEMAKEB, '
' Masonic Temple*' 5
i'ALE.—
50,000 Lathes, , . i
I ATI: rial, lower tEjm iEf-
JOHN SHOB)tUySB._, #
» PPOETEBS, Tru*
>•' ■' r - K -raj* l -' '* : i* sv-. ~ n f ■ !\ 1 v ■ ..■ ■■- - ■ ■ ■ \.
McCRUM & ]>BRN,
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CHURCHES, MINISTERS, &C.
PnAslrriiiih Kcv. A R. Clark, Pashuv-gPreacUing ev
ert Sabbath morning at o'clock, and in the evening at
8 o’clock. Sablialh School at 9 o’clock, A. Mvin the Lec
ture Room. i*n»yer Meeting every Wednesday ereulng in
the amo rouiu.
UflhaiM Epixmpal, lice. 8. A. WILSOS, Pastor.—Preach
ing every Sabbath morning at lOjd o’clock And in the even
ing. Sabbath School in (lie Lecture Room at 2 o’clock, li*
M. General Prayer Meeting in same room every Wednes
day evening., Young Men's Prayer Meeting every Friday
evening.
ilcanj/tliml LuUuran, (no Pastor.)—Sabbath School in
tiie Lecture Room at i’ o'clock, P. JI. Prayer Meeting in
same room emy Wednesday evening. ■ ■ • •
Vni!-J Ui etlimi, lievt D. Sprct, Pastor.—PreaciUng ev
ery Salilutli niorulug at o'clock and in tire evening at
« o’clock. Sabbath School in the Lectors Room at 0
o'clock. A. M. i’rayer Sleeting every Wednesday evening
insuncrown.
I'ntrrhiiil JCptmjxil, Rev.lt. YV. Oliver, Pastor.—Divine
Service mid 4th Sundays of each month at 10]4 o’clock
A. 51.. and i'/. I*. M. Sunday School at 9 o’clock A. M.
MhUic, Rev. Jons Twluna. Pastor.—l*rvaching at W/,
o'clock in the morning, unit at 3]/, in the afternoon. - ■
&’/« (no Pastor.)—Suldiath School at 9 o’clock, A. M.
Afriran MrlJuiiist, Rev. {j.NVntn Car. l*astor.—Preachin"
rtvrjr Sablath morning at U o'clock and in the even ini ill
L’diou School House, b
ALTOONA MAIL SCHEDULE.
SLULS CLOSE.
Eutern Way at
IMlMaygborg
tutern TJiruufth Mail '
ffrftcrn Trough} (Saturday*,)
„ „ MAILS ARRIVE.
>jjtwn Tli rough Mail, g 35 \
H (aiti-rn May and llolltilayiiburg, n 30 V v"
twtrrn “ ■ u 045
Olfiw open for Ore tranunction of twines; from 7 A. M.
I' ’ I’. M, during tho w«;k, aud hum 8 to 9 6’dook, A. M
on Mmday. 1
June 4, ’d7-tfj JOHN SHOEMAKER, P. M.
impress T™" lUTivos 2,48 A. 31, leaves 2,6.3 A. 31.
West “ 8.3.3 U o SAI “
rut “ Fast “ 03(1 I’, 31. « 0.30 P3l
“ “ West “ KMX) “ « 10,05 “
J!«l “ Hast “ 12.1X1 « o i 2.;«) m
“ West “ 7.1 K) “ « V 25 «
The Ui)LLIDAV,SI»Oi!O BRANCH connects with Kx press
Trim Weal, 3lail Tram Bast and West and with Fast Line
Mat.
e LS , VI A^. Cn “""“hi with Johnstown
Train Kilt * WWt Bni * " l ' St ’ tx l ,r “ )s Train Wdat mid 3lnil
Dw.2l, eC-tf]
MEETINGS OF ASSOCIATIONS-
Shuiihno Z/Wjs, A. v. « Xo. 2fil, nieetsonsecond Tnes
!i J f, - in ,! *o tWrd story of the Mawmlc Ttm
,'k-, at ,y, deli K-k. p. JL ’
ISnmM Em- /)»;,««it, A. T. M., So 10, meets on tlio
h °i° r F - - N > «3,..»urata every Friday
eVlXl* M“ ‘ WCOUd ° f tlle Ha ' i^,uic If»npie, «t 7J/.
< v.'it JHJT*. 1 ; 0 * ° f me«U every Fri.lnv
I’atton's Building,on Virginia
i 3 ®’ M-, JmM stated Coun-
M;iw^ l , I la - v ' V| -“lna ill the I. 0.0. F. Hail, in the
Lrciiti/ T yrn.i C l- u,^ U , kl ‘ klM ot 7th mu 30th
j*.L u “y* l *** fMr , [June 25,
David M.Con-
T tS‘l‘ r '*~ S - Dover. ; •
/>,J 'uZf/rrLB PP**?! ®- Morrow, A.-C. McCartney. ,
foncton—fi, Samuel
Ce 9f course, they were his.
" *bc debte were paid and a handsome
balance was left for the widow, the attrac
tive Mrs. Mlolritosh, who wpa married a
few weeks |ago to JITr. ex-President Fill-
More! Thuriow’s eight thousand dollars
went with the widow, into the arms of the
man whom. Thuriow hates, probably, as.
badly as ope man can hate another. For
a politico scandalous yarn it is not bad,
and makers fun.—Cor. of the' PMada.
d&rcury. '- ' ■ ■ ::
~"j.i.y 1 «~ . - -i.
NintWah was 16 mijcs long, 8 wide
apd 4Q miles round, with a wall 3,00 feet
high, and thick enough for chariots
abreast. Bgbylon was 60 miles within
the walla, which were 76 feet thick and
100 high, and within 100 brazen' gates.
The temple of Diana, at Ephesus, was 420
feet to sUppbft the roof. It was a hun
dred years in building. The largest of
the pyramids was 481 feet high, and 663
on the sides.; its base-covers eleven acres.
The stones; arc about 60 feet in length,,
and the layers arc 208.—1 t employed
330,000 men in building. The labyrinth
in Egypt presents ruins 27 miles round,
and 100 gates. Carthargc was 29 miles
round. Athens was 25 miles round, and
contained 320,000 citizens and 400 slaves.
The temple of Dclphus was so rich that it
was plundered of §50,000,000, and Nero
carried away fromit 200 statues. The
walls of Rome were 13 miles round.
The young lady .who PuM into
tears been put together again, and is
how wearing hoops prevent a recurrence
of the accident."
[independent in everything.]
ALTOONA, PA., THURSDAY, JULY 22, 1858.
Girls aiKlome.
A Good Story.
Predict
The following sagacious predictions are
made for the year 1858:
Through thi 5 whole course of this year
When the moon wanes, the night will grow
dark.
On , several occasions during the year
the sun mil rh e before certain people dis
cover it, and sot before they have finished
their day’s work.
It is quite likely that when there is no
business doing, many will be heard to
complain of hard times, but it is equally
certain that all who hang themselves will
escape starvation.
If bustles anji hoops go out of fashion,
a church pew jwill hold more than three
ladies.
There will be many eclipses* of virtue,
some visible, others invisible.
Many delicate ladies, whom no one
would suspect, jwill be kissed without tel
ling the mama’s.
If the incumbent of a fat office dies,
there will be ai dozen feet ready to step
into one pair of shoes.
will pe more books pnblishe(
than will find pjayefs.
If a young la|dy should happen to blush,
she will be apt to get red in the face with
out the use of paint ; if she dreams of a
young man three nights in succession, it
will be a sign of something; if she dreams
of him four timjcs, or has a toothache, it
is ten to one she will be a long time get
ting either out pf her head.
Dinnerr and entertainments will be
given to those who have plenty to eat at
home, and the poor will receive much ad
vice gratis, legal and medical excepted.
He who marries this year will run a
great risk, especially if he does it in a
great hurry. ~
He who steals n watch gives tattlers oc
casion to gossipj and will be apt to involve
himself and pride in disagreeable relations.
Many young j ladies who tope for it,
but little expect 1 dt, will be married; and
many confidentially anticipating the glori
ous consummation will be doomed to wait'
another year.
Finally, there; exists but little doubt
that this will bp a most wonderful year,
surpassing in interest all that have pre
ceded it.
Extraordinary Births.—lt is sta
ted by Burdock Ithat the wife of a country
man in the Mqiscow district hud given
birth to 69 children at 27 confinements—
four times four at one birth, , seven times
three, and sixteen times twins. In the
year 1809, the Vienna newspapers con
tained the following announcement
. Maria Ann Helen, the wife of a poor
linen weaver in Neulerehenfeld, 20 years
married, bore at. eleven confinements, 32
children—2B living and 4 dead j 27 were
males and G females; all were begotten by
one man, and nursed by herself. She had
at her last confinement threechildren, one
living and two dead.' Her husband was
a twin, she herself one offour. Her moth
er had produced 38 children* and died du
ring a confinement with twins. The great
est number of children ever produced at
one birth appears to have been six all of
whom were boys and all dead. The wom
an who gave birth to them had been thrice
married, and had already given birth to
44 children; during her first marriage
which lasted twenty-two years, she bore 27
joys and 3 girls; in her second marriage,
which lasted but three years, she bore 14
children—3 at the first, 5 at the second
and 6 the third confinement.
'' The Santa Cruz Sentinel, gives the
following account of a method adopted re
cently in its town to overcome the objec
tion of an obstinate Juror. -
Persuasion and starvation arc the ap
proved common law methods of producing
ho above result; but a novel method was
ately tried Jn tins town. By some means
follow juror, an utter stranger to all his
: ellow jurors, was placed upon the jury,
who dissented from the verdict agreed to
)jr the other eleven. They come $o a
contusion without delay, but the
Ifranger pertinaciously .held odt against
them. After an hour of argument, with
no avail, it was at last proposed that the
i ury should return a verdict pf by
eleven jury)niai; who believe the other
®b®to bp a .confederofe - v 6f- the prisoner,
pnd is a gmt wspid/;; This ended it; the
stranger saw twenty vigilance committees
in his mind’s eye, and in five minutes the
jury unjuumously rendered a verdict of
guilty. ; ■;
Hailroad Manubb^t-Wo noticed
some time ago, a placard bus pended in a
jar on the .Georgia Railroad/ in the fol
owing words:—"A gentleman will be
oiown in these cars byj.heeping his feet
off the seats and his tobacco in his pock
ets " A wag took out his periknife and
cut out the words " off the scats," and the
notice now reads thus: "A gentleman
will be known in these cars by keeping
Ms feet and his tobacco in his pockets."
B®-The most remarkable instance of
indecision we ever heard of, was that of
the man who sat up all night, becauseh.e
could not decide .which to take off first,
his coat or his boots. .x . . v
ions for ibis Year.
WriUmfor iOi nOwu.”
Reminiscences of College Lift.
CHAPTER IL
■ Sopxe students at College would some
times commit acts infertile, for which
they would be suspended or
expelled, according to the nature of the
offence. There was an individual there
by the name of Harry Noble, yho was an
obstinate, independent student. He iVas
very fond of a jokei particularly if it could
be perpetrated at the expense of another, i
He had often made the Faculty the sub
ject of his tricks. Not only would he play
tricks of various kinds, but very frequent
ly he would bo found absent from his room
during the hours appointed for, study and!
also absent after night widiout permission.
The President often reprimanded him tor
such acts Of disobedience j the professor
faulted him for neglect of his studies; his
fellow-students admonished him; but he
was deaf to the gentle admonitions of the
professors and the kind advice of his class
mates and others, still pursuing his course
of. insubordination - and maintaining his
obstinacy. The Faculty, finding that all
their efforts to prevent him from violating
the laws of the institution were fruitless,
concluded to suspend hipa from the insti
tution for three weeks, thinking that he
then would become .penitent and conduct
himself properly when he would again be
allowed the privileges of a regular student.
Those three weeks of suspension Vr§re
spent by him in town among his "lady
friends,” as he expressed; it. fie said he
had a “ high old time” 'there in the en
joyment of the ladies’ society. At the
expiration of the three weeks he returned
to College and claimed admission info hia
class again. After promising to do bet
ter in the future, he was received.. Noth
ing was done by bim to direct particular
attention to his actions' until the night
before Christmas, when ho performed an
act of fool-hardiness that would not have
been attempted by any other-one among
us.
The individual upon whom Harry in
tended to play the trickj was the Doctor,
(for so we called the President D. D.).—-
He was a man of a robust frame, with un
eayen features, a prominent hooked-nose
and an eagle eye. His countenance gen
erally wore a cross, sulleb; look; his lips
were thin and he was pas
sionate and at times impetuous; he was
unflinchingly firm and not easily frighten
ed. Hence mischief-makers feared him
exceedingly, for wo unto them if he caught
them in the act of committing a depreda
tion 1 _ Notwithstanding these prominent
traits in the Doctor’s character which were
clearly visible, he possessed others which
were not so apparent. He appeared to be
remarkably tender-hearted. He would
weep over acts that he v jiad done in the
heat of passion or on of the mo
ment. Sometimes while reprimanding a
j student for some transgression and while
his eye was lit up with tye fire of anger
and apparent vindictiveness depicted upon
his countenance, his features would imme
diately assume a different expression and
he would plead with him as teara'stoie I
down bis* furiowed cheeks. I wifl no\j
return to Harry Noble’s adventuire-the
night before Christmas. He oame to my
room that evening and me for some
rigging of disguise, as he to ff cel
ebrate the night .before Christmas. 1 ’ I
had nothing that would please him but a
sheeb which he threw over his shoulders)
and lie then went to some of the other
rooms and procured more f* fixings ” to
gether with a- mask of uprightly deformi
ty and ngliness. After onuying himself
in a moßt ridiculous he visited
several-houses in the neighborhood, and
after frightening their inmates and caus
ing a general squalling among the chil
dren, he teturaoi to College boasting of
his succete abdekfo* with the idea of do
ing a dariug deed.
He said tome; “ Now feme up right,
and I will gointo the Doctor’s study and
scare him out, of his wits.” “Scare the
Doctor I’’ exclaimed l; ff you’ll find your
match there; besides, if he catches you,
WO to poo* Harpy Noble }’f He said that
be had neVer yet frightened him, and he
would like to see bow the "old chap”
lopked whenfee was badly scared. I ar
ranged his odd dress and wished him a
safe retura as he started for the Doctor’s
study.
tcW moments' after, I heard a great
noise in the passage as if some persons
were rnnnjng for their lives. I rushed
out to see if possible the excitement, but
only get a glimpse of Harry as he fled past
me, hotly pursued by a person whom I
thought looked like the Doctor. Helter
skeltor they ran down the steps, along the
passage and out at the door, when Harry,
shielded by the darkness of the night,
succeeded in getting away from his ear
nest pursuer, hut not until ;ho had lost in
his flight most of his dress. ;
After the noise had ceased and the
crowd which assembled had dispersed, I
w
ent to my room and there sat Harry No
ble divested of his accoutrements blowing
and puffing like a steam engine. I inqui
red how he made so fortunate an escape.
Wiping the perspiration from his heat
ed bbw, a cool night as it was, and en-,
EDITOKS AND proprietors
deavoring to suppress his emotions, of
; fright, he related his adventure in the fol
lowing language: “ I Went to the Doctor’s
door and rapped; he told me to * come
iny I opened the door and, leaving it
ajar, stepped in about six feet and began
to address him in « Very threatening man*
ner and to enforce my threats by very em
phatic gestures; X saw him spring from
his ohair .’’“Did he springyrom you?”
I eagerly inquired. “No sir,” ho resum*
ed, “he jumped directly for me as 1
turned to run. I thought I felt his pow*
erftd gripe upon as I did so. In attempt
ing to get out at the door, and when al
most withiu his grasp, the sheet caught
upon the door-latch and I thought my
days of grace wore surely ended; hut I
gave the sheet one powerful jerk as a feel
ing of despair came over me, I leaped forth,
and although afterwards olossly pursued,
now lam ftee.” J‘ See there, how I have
torn your sheet 1” I looked and found it
almost.torn intwain. “Well, did you
succeed in scaring him,” I inquired.—
Why, if I didn’t exactly *carc him,”
said tiarty, “X made him run like blazes;”
' It was even so, but he was the pursuer,
not the pursued, and Harry found out that
t yres not an eaigr matter to frighten the
Doctor. •; v '
■ 1 have another story to relate about
Haby Noble before 1 take my leave of
hirn, but Twill' defer: it till my next
Bodgin’ the Hatter.—The Bt. Louie
papers are telling* good Story of an indß
Vidual who purchased a hat in a store of
a tradesman named Bodgion. The article
was,got in the absence of the proprietor,
and the purchaser left the store, entirety
forgetting (by mistake, of course) to pay
for the aforesaid “ tile/? The trade, upon
hearing the facts, started for the levee in
hot pursuit of the delinquent.- Upon
overhauling him the following scene oc
curred : ; “
“ soe here, sir, I wish to spca| with
you.”
" Move on/?
" I am tie hatter."
" That's my fix/'
“ I tell you, I ain BodgiOu theh#4ter.”
"Seam I; I am dodgin’ the hatter, 100
—and very likely w 6 are both dodgin' the
same chap.” -
The scene ended with a "etriklbk”
tableau, in which ,M*. Biddler found him
self considerably " inked up **' with "Bod
gion, the hatter.”
A Yquno Mlliuer.—