tlirfri-4 fint4«e» icgloct of Nature's laws. yf- - r*s WHEN A CIIHE IS S AU,-CAStf OF » W 5T DISEASES, Srtauref, Gleet*, Orm^rXtL t hadtays and ISoddsr.lSSSL y** in, S-nfida, I\iint in th*a f • *incJ<3, Miscasts qf Use , Throat. Hast miS Its, tte'TSVJIVH tf.r&ody 1 iiw!y;<:iuiM.rA ' 43 I. KfrfUftic Fit*. St. “ ■ ■ •-C, u;ia off disufm Ml j ■■iv.yemcni - bom with feeble constitution*, irrupted by a vjrus which betram , fleers. Eruptions and other of, . Throat, and I.ungh, enUiljng Up - °* suffering, and consigning them 1 cr funnidablo enemy to health, be I'at.'. lo;. U. of human disease* Cag. ■■ upon tile system, drawing its ux. ;( :h nT. w years of suffering ive. It destroy* tire Nervous gn, ti e energies of life, causes Baen. !s t.ie proper.development of the uirrittgo, society, business, and gjj a\.-s the sufferer wrecked In body consumption-and a train of evils ■ at!; itself. With tbo fullest can -un;;V v ictims of Self-Abuse' that ur<- con be effected, and with the u. t ices, my patients can bo restored 1-1! against JJta use of Patent Med uuiy ingenious snarcsin the col* •to c.afcli and rob the unwary snf. li-ir constitutions rallied by tho '■ e-tors, cr tbe equally paisouotu nt Medicines.” 1 have carefully •died Patent and : "io Corrosive Sublimate, which ’•iratfoTis of-taertury and a'deOd. cming the disease dlsahlee the at nostrums howdn rm are pat Jioiunt do not un of the KiaierfcViitiica, aaS,n . .lowledge o*|he human system. ■"w. and thlßo'maSc money r^ “ ‘cares of male* and females filled by twenty years of prwW ueands of the most remarkable .•directions sent to any part'of qjl'Vhy patients communicating Jcufincsj correspondence strictly SUMMERVILLE, JI. D, \ - \Oul Ab. Wjj-BiUnc TwelfOL i Knlp2a,’67^yr. UCTATIO2T, PHIL- i.erViwl by tptctol tndammmt d (tftcUd itUfr Wt., if C'f-ual Diseases,sach a* Aff* . lninAinee, Gonorrhaa, CUmL. ■ ■ >t Self Abuse, rfcj, rffc. - ' ■ .levies of the awful dntruette luai Disease?, and the deceptions .««*■ victims of i nch discaseWiW J ‘ .I' - d their Cntjaulting Surgeom ’their name, to open a Disprii. class of diseases. In all.thsir u Ivjce p nit it. to all who apply of .their coudition, (age, occn i m cuces of extreme poverty,, mli vmr charge. It Hr ta iatjun coihmauda the idgheet ( " ill furnish the most opprov- ’ of tlio past, f*el assure*! that .f benevolent offnrt harebell ted, especially to t he yoan*. '■ile liji-niseiriai, wuh rejiuWou inf niDch despised cane. ition. n Hep ,rt on Sperma ea-. the vice of Onanism, Moo other dis eises of the Sexual irgi iii. which will be sent by cr of c'mrge, on the receipt at i:t. Dr. GEORGE B. CAL. 11 waid A .filiation, JTo. 2g, n. Hy order of tbe Directors. D. HEAItTWELL. Prtit. "A ■ , •'[Doc. My. A-\l> ITS PREMA- 1 i. Published, Gratis, the HOth ii.Vno::AL TREATMENT, i 'i . iurtt or libcul Weakness,, and Nervous Dibility, Impo* jii.igc gencrallv, by »it. OK LA.NEV, M. D. t; ; r. iv a I a rni Ing complain ts, ;.d f diiod- of youth, may • i-.OU'INE, is in this small d’" cutirrly lira - and blgh . idi-j by the Author, fully i fry une is enabled to core ■i• ist jioisibla cost, thereby ti iras of the Jay. ii. I po?t free in a sealed en i, i *t< [' 'f.tage stamp* to Dr. >- t. New York. City. i'M'MER FASH •' • reliant Tailor,-la Wof !m tli.- citizen* 6f Altoona. < J the building two door* :;ui! one dr ( rr Sooth of No* ; ht> Js i)i.nv receiving hi* a.MER GOODS,: i■■ prirp-i, I'lnin Ull ,j Fancy 1 if. S Uk, SatinVelvetsl*r» ttV ''-i r :T Vesting?, In Short, i r. ail .of which ho will ■ , tli,: most rra^ona- he think*, will cna« ,J ‘ h*'!i wim their orders. 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But this re nit hee not been achieved withouta bard strag gle, #nd expenditure of time'end moans oaths Jpf/W The steady Jwreas® fffpatrtmsyyhcftmr, he* afforded b dnbitablo CTidimcf.battimir labors have been ap e»ted?._ ■ In a» ; ieew. Teluine it is almoet onnoeoasarytosaythat the .contin ue to he ‘•I»w > *irt>gicx ''^ : '^^]PEaix^a, n be ing biassediunthep'by fquf, Tnvornorcffoction, b &vor of pertbe.or eeotsi. In this respect it is onl/ Oocesseiy to snj the psist a fbti bdex as b par Ijabae Opaxse. It hu always been oar aim to make tbs Try iune, a relUbb Bocsi Pamt, ju* up Wteve that that alone, eopntrypn peracan Biioceasfiillycanyetewith 4hwr flash; city neighbors- To this enii wo bare corrcappadeute m .parte of the county, who furaidi ns with all the items of local inter est b their We patpose adding others to our list as spoil aa we ean ebtab them. Du ring the next year we shalljredonble our efoiM to make the Tr&m» • jesGset of Hews Ns^B-7^;^l^lAJ»X.j^.. Papbb, second io runs -In the country, m# as such a welcome weekly .windier b ottr whether .at home, or abroad. But whlb the Local Dopactme&t shall be our special care, we shall ahi» devote a considera ble space to LirxaAar Ik va», Fun asd HcV wok, and the ohronbUng of eventos tff general' Interest to „? ; : Tre left thc ia nd that gare me birth, In other clime* to roam: AmltinM,alncetb«»,ha»ron*diUymr% And marked them onmyibroef, T«t,lhaTothonghtoftbee I’m thinking of thee often now. Tm tlilplilDg on the day, mother, • ' . _ Wbne mt my tepder ride, Ton, wabdied the dawnbg of ay yMith, Andklwod meinyoarpride; , Xbaa WM *O7 heart lit up , WJth.bo|)o,of fotorejoy, . .WlfQsyonrbright Ciocylioiiqn To deck your dorliog boy. I’m toHdUngon the day, motiur, WbeOtwUh anxloai can, . ToabfiednP yonr beartto hnvenrr :, Toqr trari was i WhUe tean roll’d downyoar chaelc, , Tbylopg, lo»t, look Uddjmqpa Than oyer wfdc; Tm far awayfrom Um,moth«r, Ko firiead ia b«ar manow, • Toioothe mewitoatonderwovd, Orooolmjya^ilngbitnr; The deanot vroro - Are now all torn from me, They toftaie .Wliim tlie titmMe ’ Tboydld aot|ow like tbye. Dnplttled and nobly**; Ket ftllL|woaldD3t let thae know HowiorolyPindiitrossed; X know you,would not jnntw, Ton co&id not give mo blame; But aootlts jnewlthyourtender word*, Andbid mobope again. I wonld not have thee know, mother, Boyr Wgberiihopee decay: The tempter wHh.h(s.l)aneftil aq> Has Aashe^tbemidiaway; dnd ahiuna baa lett bis venom sting, Torndt with anguish w|ld; Tet I would not have tbee know Tbe sorrow of thy child. Ohl I bavo wandorad Gtrj mother, . Since 4 d(H|ettßd,tho^ : ' » And toftjthy trnirtblS Jiaart to break, Soyottdtlu deop^aeaea; Oh, motbsrl X atill lovo tbee well, r Andloro to-bimriltoe apeak, , s . And again tby bolray braith,. 1 tint ohl then IS a thought suljur, jPenradn-my Heading breari, ‘ . That - To Ue eternal teat; ■ Al«twh^lwlßethe,twiyr»y, There wbHpen ia wy ear ; thee, Axil tiiita sw enter there, ’/r i. IMtet ak iafpßoatpxu A STORt? I Smjt do U tea u youejm, for live minutes. pray ®®kse flue trifling, which is £ni cruelplay ing mth my leefingß, andletus fcq*t tifcds as it deserves, soberly and sen* tf Well, there, then!” cried the laugh* log, black-eyed girl, .to whom Chas. Wes terly spoke. “There, u tAafgraveenough? See the corners of my mouth are dwy turned down, my eyes are rolled up, acp I am as sober as a patient who has caught sight of the dentist’s instruments. Do I emt you so V* " r T You suit me anyhow, and you know it well, you witch!” cried Charles, gazliig, with a smile, at the pretty face puckerted up in its affectation of demureness. But he was not to bo driven from his point, and he resumed, gravely, after a pause, “The time has come, Susy, when I feel J have a right to demand an explicit ansyrer to my suit. You have trifled with iny earnest feelings long enough. T have grown restless under my fetters.” i “Shake them off, then, Charley!” in* terrupted the saucy girl, with a pretty de fiant toss of her head, which plainly said, “ I defy you to do it.” ' ; ’ | “ I cannot, Susy, and you know lit,” re plied the hapless lover, impatiently.” 1 /‘ That being the case,” said Susy, “ take my advice—wear them gracefully, ajnd don’t pull and jerk .so j it paly makes them hurt you.” The young man turned away, and walk ed silently up and down the room, evi dently frothing and fuming internally.— Susy, meantime, looked out of the win dow, and yawned. Charles continued his moody walk. “ Oh, what a beautiful bird is on the lilac tree!” cried Susy, suddenly. “Do come and see it.” Oharles mechanically approached the window and looked out. 0 Don't you think, Charley,” said Susy, laying her hand on his arm, and looking np eagerly in his face, “don’t yo,u think you could manage to —” “What, Susy dear?” asked Charles, all tis tenderness awakened by her manner* « What?” ■ "Drop a pinch of salt on his back/’ prQvokinggirl. Vth an affec- TOONA, PA., THURSDAY, JUNE 3; 1858. ir&t ryerwas to turp angry away. *« Ik this was loiter than be ' ii* cogitations veto more eat -.. ko dpi. pot heed any, of Susy’s ai tlesa devices to allore his notice, vp .stopped abruptly before ber i, .iflisWli fpw, and nest; for , At last.:b Undsaid f ... “Susy, for three long years X lave been yoursmter, - without either confession of b»ve °* promise of love on your part. Qf. ten as lliaye demanded to know your sen- toward me, you have always, co qnettishly refused me an answer. This stwe ofl tlungg must cease. I love you better than my life j but t will no; longer be your plaything. To-morrow you are gomgaWay to a distance, to be absent for months,and if you cannot, this very day, aside your coquetry, and give me an honest 'yes’ for my .answer, I shall oontider.that I have received a w Butj'z don’t wish, Charley dear—-I love dearly to have you love me,” said Susy, j■•■■■■■ ';!■ • ,■-■■■ fWhy|, then,” cried the foolish youth quite woi|oyer again, “ Why, then, dear est Susy,; will you not consent ?” '‘ Remember, X said like to be loved,” replied ipttsy: “1 did not say any thing about loving. But pray hoW lopg did you say you! bad been courting me, tin that pretty little speech of yours ?” “ I’hish long years,” replied Charles. • “’Neatly and accurately quoted, Char ley. But you know my cousin Rachel was only Won after five years courtship^— Youdou’tsuppose I am going to rafemiy sdf any cheaper than she did, do you ?-r- Sapptee we drop this tiresome subject for two years; perhaps by that .time II may lmysdfup to the falling m4ove jwiit —there ip no knowing what Uronders.tinjie nmy effect.” /. ' ybu not in love how, you never will be,” Charles sturdily ; andt hays joy answer now or never,” • “P®/® 1 ) £mf” laughed Susy. But she had gone p. step too far. Her often severely tn«|d lover jraa howtoomuch in earnest to bear/her trifling any longer. ’,‘^v|u||befft ? tb«i!” he cried; and seizing hihjbht strode from the room. Snsy to his receding footsteps jd™ dwmay. . Had she, indeed, by her incorrigible love of coquetry, lost' him f It smoteherto the soul to think so. As she heard l -him open the front* door, im pelled by.h feehngof ■ despair,' she raised the window-sash, and, leaning forward, whispered: • ! Charley! you wiH be at the bdut tOrmumow to bid me good-bye, won’t JO.U ? Surety we are stUl munds?’’ ■A# shespdtee> she tore nwise ftom her bospip, andtiutowit to him. Itlodgedon his m, jfrt % it awayas though ft W b# powon, and paesetfouwithout looking u|>. .. „ Susy s'peut thu. rest of the .day in tears. Early mqnung the bustle of de parture Busy .was going fo accom pany her-Mdowed and invalid mother on a top for her health'/' _. ■' A® ddj ihoiifed the wharf and descend ed &om the carnage, Susy’s "eyes made themselves busy searching tor ouewished fdriade; but it was nowhere to he seen. * - Thesteamboatlay pantingand puffing, seemingly impatient' to he let foosa.— Susy’s mother, aided by thewetyantman who accompauiod them, had already' cross*, ed the gangway which lay between the wharf aijd lhe boat,'and SusywasreJuo tautly following, when the sound pf a voice behind her—the very voic&she was longing td hear—-startled her. - She turned to look around, and, missing her footing, fell into the water. Another instant, and Charles had lain off his coat, and, calling out loudly, “-Tell the Captain not to allow the whdcl Xo and to lower me a rope!” he sprang into the river.' Bat of heryrhom he Was risk ing his life to save, he was unable tp see any trace. Judging that the current of the river might have carried her a little forward, he swam around the wheel, but still he saw her not, and despair seized his heart as he conjectured that she might be under the boat. He strained his eyes to sec through the water, and at length far be low the surface, what seemed the end ofa floating garment lodged between the wheel and the rounded bottom of the boat. If this were indeed the unfortunate girl, the least movement of the wheel must in evitably crush her, and Charles, in his horror, fancied it was already beginning to turn. He dived and clutched at the garment, but missed it. He rose panting, and almost exhausted; but scarcely wait ing to get breath, he again plunged below. This time his efforts were rewarded with success, at least so far. tliat he was able to bpinj; Susy’s form to the surface of the water she seemed totally lifeless. ’ Charles was now so nearly exhausted [independent in everything.} that he had only sufficient. presence of mind left to clasp Susy convulsively to him while he kept himself afloat by held* ine onto-the.wheel, . , , Bot Gas, Ids last hope ofsupport, seem* ed also to .hul him soon, as he perceived tl»t was now really beginning to; torn slpwly round. a desperate effort he struck his foot against one of the paddles so as to push himself as far from the dan ger as possible. As he did so something touched his head, and he grasped a rope. New life seemed now ififused into him. — He gathered all bis energies, and fastened the rope round Susy’s waist~cdns6ions ness then entirely forsook' him. In the meantime witnesses *of the scene, after giving diaries’ instructions to the cap tain, had watched-his struggles and exer tions with breathless interest. The friend ly rope had been flung to him again and again, hut in the etoitoment of his feel ings, and his semi-insensibility, he had been iiioapable of availingvhiroself of the offered aid. At last, perceiving that he was quite'exhausted, and -must inevitably soon letgo hishold on the wheel, and then probably sjnk to rise np more, the captain judged it best to run the risk of moving -off, so that a small boat could be sent to ths rescue.. / The. result of this hazardous experiment Vas successful. rinsed i>y means of a rope, and a boat reached Charles in time to save Him also. . Both sufferer?'were t?ken on board the steamboat, which now rabidly moved off to make up for lost time." And tbiri) when our hero regained bis consciousness, jbe found himself many miles from home. Of course his first anx ious inquiry was for Susy, and when in formed that she was rapidly recovering, his' happiness seemed complete. He show ed his contentment by turning over, and falling into a deep, quiet sleep. Abput sunset a message came to him that Miss B-—-r- desired to see him. -fie found her lying .on. a sofa in the captain’s state room, which bad been given up to her.., She looked very pale, and somewhat suffering, but she held out her baud to-him very gratefully, while the teats stood in her eyes. ■ f Charles,” she ?&id, without offering a word of thanks, 44 1 want to. see a clergy man. Js there ope on board ?” “I and see,” said .Charles, mov ing to the door: hut a dreadful thought striking him, be turned, exclaiming, “Susy, ypu do not tjbiink that—” “Thai, I am going to die?” said she, anticipating hun. 4 ‘ No,, Charles j but I want to see a clergyman.” Charles went, and soon returned, ac companied by tjife minister. 44 1 thank yon, sir, for coming tome,” said Susy to the latter, as he entered. “ I have a strange request to make of yon.— Would you object, sir, in the presence, and with the consent of my mother, to ignite mo with that gentleman ?” If the minister was astonished at this request, Charles was'infinitely more 44 What did you say, Susy ?’’ said he.—• 44 Bid I hear, aright ?” : 44 1 I ,believe so,” said Susy, smiling at hia eager amazement. “ Does the scheme meet your approval I’’ ; 44 1 t was heaven-inspired!” cried the poor fellow, frantic with joy—but a shade coming over his radient lace, he added gravely, ff But, Susy, have you considered ? Bemember, I want your love, not your gratitude. 1 will ho satisfied with nothing Jess,” - ; v . ~ ; «Do not be Uonperned about that, Charles” replied Susy,. gazing at him very teudpriy through her, tears,/‘he assured you Lave tLeua botL, and had tfee‘ first long, long last/’ ] / Busy, Jon said only yesterday—” /‘jSlayer UJiud what I said yesterday, w|&jpujie pfkek pg spirit breaking out. /» Jus£ pund what X aay X* X yyas a fbpfpn.oe, ip * thal any reason I must he one always r * But, indeeci/^arla?" she / aste&Wre W I Lava always meant to ,he l your wlwf tLe, only scruple I Ixavo Is that I aUT ndt )half enough fr ''■••■ ‘ rr! -jigi .or you. It - is needless to say how this discussion ended. The reader has already 'divined that -Charles continued his Journey, and thus, in, the course of one eventful-day, he risked a life, saved a life, made in im promptu marriage, and set outrun a most unexpected wedding trip. The Conductor who was discharged from the employment of one of the Ohio railroads, some time ago, for * inviting a friend to ride over the road with him, as ho did not like to’ride in the train alone, has been re-appointed by the superinten dent. But we see he is again the hero of another adventure, which has been made public. The newspapers say (and what they say must be true, you know) that on a recent trip the train, of which this con ductor had charge, overtook a cripple, jumping along by the side of the track, when our hero, the conductor,, kindly in vited him to get on and ride. Thewooden legged man thanked him, and replied that he would rather not, as ho. was in a hurry. The conductor thinks seriously oT throw ing up hia comuxission. jChe. Ginc«mari Commercial is guilty of the above, i * ■ * ~'\j? i- A TaU Jamp. < Helloa, Charley I’ shouted Ned, as he Ararat into, my room, in the attic of a hoarding house in the Bowery, on thQ&s( day of April,, about an hour be fore ; (he hall was expected to ring for dinner. 4 Well Ned, what’s the row?’ /Nothing. How much money have you got?’ • ; 4 Only about fi%, Why V 4 Thunder 11 lent yon thirty last night.’ 4 I ku6wit—rl'vegotthifteen pf jt ycjt ?’ f I’ll tell you what it: Ned, f’ve only got this fifty, and if you get on on?. of your benders, and spend it, I shall be hard up here till—r < What in the name of stewed oathar penf legs are you telkiqg pbout? Give me the pictures and ybtf shell have half. Come—fist over and come along,’ said Npd. ? r I gave Ned my wallet, and followed him down into the street, 4 Which way, Ned? Where pre yop bound!” [But he went off down towards Ohath like a locomotive on trials I followed in his wake about two rods asterii.’ Oh he went through Chatham strjfet, along Park! Bow, down Bowery tUI he cam* ipppqsite Trinity church, when he stepped ,Wiaaftcr up at llqente min- v utes, he denberately pulled off his coat, and to nip tQ hold for him.!— Next off camp hjwhat ppdypfiVl thought he was crapy- "■‘He pul ed off h&. boots and a crowd began to gnser about us.~ Ned took oat his watch and banded it to me. , ’ 1 ' Tfip rush to the spot three minutes thpapwa 4 What’s sfll tb|s? |\ inquired a dozen eager \ 4 Gentlemen,’ said Ni open place up there in where the bell hapgs ?’ 4 Yes I yes!’ screamed in answer to the questioi 4 Well, gentlemen, Fn np there 1’ 4 Ypn can’t do. it,’ jns< twenty of the by-standen 4 I’ll bet he .can,’ said behind Ned, Whom half 0: as one of the richest me street. Ned looked over his s ishment. Thq old inert: nodded his head.' 4 Good 1’ shouted Ned backer. I thought I’d small pile alone,” and 1 wajlet. 4 I’ll bet. two to one ths up there,’ said a mail cc Ned with bis fist full of 1 4 Three to one I’ chirpe 4 Four to oriel shouted 4 Flys | | 4 Six I’ ; 4 Sei sporting inen - crowded an ■" * I'll ‘teU'you what it is Ned quietly, 4 I haveh*t‘j but I’ll go it as long as. :| choose ypur staho bol(M atit-’ "VJ That matter was soon i betting went oh from sel Ned’s wallet and mine w 4 Thunder 1- yelled-Ne a thousand dollars. He »® lay mM> ‘Mol4 ppIV said the l! old merchant, here id two thousand' dollars, rat it hp. If you winj dmde.*P i h -h.hj The two.Jhousaiid up and cov ered,and thpj crowd begap jto he impatient. * wnjdemep/ very gravely, ‘I hate iieyer heen tip fn' that steeple, and you know I might go slap into some con forinded irbn thing that Vould hurt me. ??flw I iahould iihe if .a half .dozen of yon wophlhe .kindgnongh to; go up with me so that I can sec where Fm#ittg flight/ I ‘That's feir/ shouted the crowd, and off went Ned, with a committee of eight, over, §0*029, and pp into.the steeple. The crowd the open space -by the bell, and In about three minutes after the party entered the church, Ned's cocoanut was seen bobbing up and down in the belfry like a dandy-jack. It was evident to all that he jumped up there!! .. ‘ Sold, by thunder! 1 said the two to one gentlemen, and eloped. ; ' ‘Taken in and done! forT exclaimed sporting gentlemen number two. ‘Give it up! yelled I four-to-one* and struck- | ‘Fairly won r sung out everybody, in .chorus; and ns Ned made .bis appearance in the street, the crowd gave him three cheers and dispersed. i The stake-holders handed over the mo ney to Ned, and. adjourned with the old merchant to his store, where he made a fair division of all around, after which the old fox told us that he had an idea in his head once of trying that very game. , 8^, It is not w or k that kills men; it is worry. Work is healthy; you qan hardly put more on a man than he 'can bear. Worry is rust upon the blade. It is not the involution that destroys the machinery, but Hie fricflon.Fearsecretqs acids; hut love and trust! are sweoti 'jumia: Was such that, in i was blocked up; that’s goingon? olees. ’ ■ : d. tyou see that atsteeple—right fifty of the crowd going to jump qtly esme fri>te i» old gentleman the Crowd knew Chants in Pearl mulder inaston- Ijarit 'smiled pud 1 i * IVe got one nave to "bet my :e polled outhu it you japp ;nung *• W NO. 18.