DISGOVKf Qp3&b -r t j tbs Buttering attea r.V annually destroys ninety- i.iti d State alviie; and.ecor tie* pry sent imputation if the .J 'i £b till the CoUiminpUre’t : 4 no arrow so fathl u Con -1 wii the grcat- immy of lift, but sweeps off aliketbs ■el and tire gifted. By the. nit whom comelh every good :■» oiTt-r to the afflicted a per ■i;fitiuj>lion. The' first cause «.,i. arc! the immediate eßecjt it t!i - l iugri ls to prevent the ■■ r.ir evils which causesa entire system. Then surely . i Liitvr good from medicines , v - than from these admlnls- V patient will always findthe ■lst. after Inhaling remedies, icdy, nevertheless it sets coh jioweraad certainty than Btiiuach. To proye the pow- Ills mode of administration, destroy sensibility in a nr "re r-Ttous system,*) that >u! !b“ slightest'pain; In* ■ * wiUdvßtroJ.lireinaftw wUI row when j 'itio gdur of ntanjr of th* -kin a few initiate* after be khately detected In the blood. 1 iitutioaal effect* of inhala- . . sh in nlway* produced by evidence that prop-' : i üb-ljwficlcualy (tince the Imfipieil reaiiltaf tunny thousands sulTeflag' iiroah have been uudermy . ;ii-iwkslil* • cures,even .if- ■* T’-rnt.eiJ in the Itut •tftge*, ' r •.i-uaipt/oa' b so loßocr,*. cvus.uiapUon _is original, j. snd'n tli-ronghin-roitlg*-. iwi'.K iliv nature of taber riiMi, Mitiilj, 'the Ttrlbna ■ :»uuipt!ch, and apply tha ;:.urakkD avi_-n In n single ■ with certain, petEo i-.ra, enables 1 metoVelleTe ■ir.rutwl cheats, to eUuge i.i»rt 4 • It renewed ‘l S.ViteUl. i ■ .'I - *-,nt tu asy linrt pCU* i ;>nt.i comtimnicatipg|)l»i^. vf'juVJ l>£ morece*t»ln .- i. Titiicli would glvwn* • Hud banU« me to ■ ilvii c.it UWti'tlur’ fit! *tan ■'• OrifTß and fa qobSi '> M. WALLACE. - '. PtUflntrff. Pa.' V ES. -THE from , style ' 3 •> in; all rzeptetoi. •• the fl'J'.'g are *onrnil%r : . ; '. (H-rfectly and tim-- L , i if Uii* gt«rve mutt i*l~ . tiiversai loTorite. V . P :.h. * tooJ capacity—(!)• ;■ j 1 'i:h S'id i“ a iliomngti adily l»t recommended v ‘•icveej conctAntly m f-'SKPir u. BCSXL . (f f r \int ffoi , 'r. AUnfma. ” I ;>l.i£e r ‘ Cri.'uc-- and CHitniT V j ‘i "I” tirrnhttfd thnmtfa»% ■ - ''itatTrial*,CffiAjml ■" : i :i.f- ■•('■[uk ' : fl for j ■ 'IJ write their 1 they rrride (j J ''tic Peace ■Af-w :I ) fih s!i!i;M agajnitt ng|H| i uldi, and otter ■i •• '“xpr Sod tt'UaAjTtJtr ’ ■: tinna! change* ofbw' * r g. vr. kkssi-KR. iIiATION / v Ko-icli' d, Ante, »nd ; t-uii.-r any drcuinstap* c. V.-, KESSLIUU 00 BUSH- ■ -K. and for by J'hilrdelphl*. ) N A K Y.rr ir.snnfrctirrcd and for ■«' K. HiCGAUB, , Si.. Philt.’deJph.ia, o BOXES a ud for sale by I r. >■. EETOARD. .y -l >i St-, Philadelphia. I WUST . \ s , >.i.aa ,vs.c JK • . 4 ✓TC; « ‘Spt-r -v :M«OEU3 & ALLISON, VOJ,. 8. THE ALTQONA TRIBUNE. KeCaOKA '• fi£o_ .Ailpaper* djecoatiaued atU»**pjation of the time *** ••?’■■;•■ . . llaeertfon ,2 do. S ilo. -' XarlfoMerlMs, . : ~*•%.;.*•*% * .«> •®*o “: t» * ) . 4 00: XM ■ 400 jjSro"• !^; :-. -=:,->V-. ; -i --' : ,4r00 ,j# 00 10 00 JBbtm*'- V..- •; '-.••• XJM»‘.-. .1200 SeeT-M . 600 ,-,10 00. .14 00 Half a column, .10 00 14 00 53.00 .• •44.00 : - *5 00 « W JtdmtotrtratocsanA Executors Notleae, 1 75 with liberty to change, • . ... ■ ~ « V* 00 ■ rmteiVrhel' Tir v T*TirfTT~iT Caros, not exceeding 8 ’ --It-*-' -fr. 00 flwmmiaijim of «, political pharactor or ihdivldtal in* WwtsilU'be charged according to tho abovexates. ■ Ml lurkfid vlth tbo of IwrUotu 3ded*wt:wiU baooSiaufid till forbid and charged according totheabovoterm*., , ’ ,• ~ notice* five cents per lino for erery insertion. Ottftoszy notice* excelling ten linos, fifty cents a souarc. Mit & prank. TdUKJE THE PAPERS. Why. don't you take the papers t ;!rhey’re the “life of.my delight," Exoeptabouteleotion-tiino, And then ! read for spite. Subscribe, you cannot lose * oent— ■ 'Whyshould you bp afraid ? 2>ar thus paid is money lent 1 On interest fourfold paid. « i ■' * .' » • * Axt old newspaper friend of mine, 'While dying from a cough, Desired to hear the latest news. While he was going off. I took the paper, and I read. Of some new pills In.force : lie bought a bon— and is be dead ! No—hearty as a borae. I-knew a printer’s debtor once, Wrecked with a,scorching fever. Who swore to pay her bill next day, If .her distreas would leave her. Next, moraibg she was—other word— * Divested of her pain, But didforget topay har debt. Till taken down again. " Here Jessie, take these silver wheels. Go. pay the printer now 1” Bbe, spoke, she slept, and then atroke With health upon her brow. C 5 X knew two men as much alike As e'er you saw two stuulps, And. na ; phrenologist could find A difference in their bumps. One topk the .papers, and his lifs J» J»Bpior than a king’s; Bit jsbildren all can read and write, And' talk of men and things. v ■ ' J-.:-. ! , ■... L The other took nopapers, and wSite strolling through tho food,' A tree fell ,And eery good.” ' Bad bo-bww reading of h|s nejrs. At homo like neighbor Jim, . TU beta pent that accident Would sot hare happened him. Wbj don’t joalakOja paper t” ■' .BpT tom printer sneak,, ’ B«auae you borirptr of ids boy f • A paper eyery week- - ■■ ' For he vho t»k mark of bis,b^«^he^. ,, J: , \ 'JZ This, Bays the Forth tfaroftoion, reminds ns df one on a tombston® .ne|Mr .Sad’ Diego, whirfi tniuiJß&i'o'iioTrflj . :, ; ’ - 'cSolt’a reyDlTerr-onoof tjie old,Mod, , of fcOcli ‘ • • .ktajtfro.” " ■;,•;■ ';y ! y; j;,y ; l!p ids bouse to partake of a julep, of whiol fond. It was beaded tobiqa in ft silver > gold. After sipping a portion, j| o#t » end remarked that it was ', jijllpaishiqg yhat an addition a strawberry gavel , -id thejflavor Of a julep. His friend replied that ,V- -.lift wasvery sorry that be did not have & straw* . .' to put in it. , ' said 8., “ there Is-certainly, one iu . '•;■ V*' V- ■ *T-■■ f ■ ~ ' Bilk” " host's asserting the contrary, hein- J ' ' that he saw It distinctly,: anddrained the i y ! ; rgpblettp get the beny-rrwben, ; jlo, and ~. he found that it was only thercdectidn. of-hi* - . nwn.noser *<} > ■> ./ iM -Xk -• ,<* .. . * - **i'. * t -_ ~-X*i ABi ... TVhile hrjfjiness,i cheap da whose kSj siqUms 4 not makd him then fortyyflolj St# do\J knew noj 'Arid so 1 kofwbel -deligh-tt no luatfcj hinisclf j .oo?ld ta I _ „<, w sll'T - i Ipscrilang. m by Arithmetical Pro iprevdon. I ;ed in the tobacco and cigar Esed to have fot i customer in 1, one of those knowing fellows fledge hmwes better to bore his A §dv,ance r jeeience. You could im beUeve that—oh no I Tell fere regalia cigars that cpst I t per :thogsand ! it might do to ■be throat of one of them that Iter; he was none of them.- was With everything, he always I It always appeared to be hiS Irawme into .some controversy, phat the subject was, to hear Iwn forth. I tried every way I k of to circumvent him, aud at fd succeed in laying him out as •under. Saturday afternoon he came in, mrchase, arid seated himself to is usual potion; but 1 was awake Iciigtli i fiaiasa! au&a hi {opium. • Cai mind tojo *Aa, ip,” said I, “I havemade'upmy > to Oalifocpia, and if you wish a speculation, now, time.” w,” said he. , ’ ; you see these fifteeb hoses of ci there are two hundred and fifty >x, and I will let you have the een at a low rate, providing you i all/’ well ” said my friend, “ let us conditions.” give me one cent for the first box, 3 for the second, tour cents for the id so on, doubling on every box.” e,” said he, “ fetch on your cigars. S'uppJyou think I have not got money enona-reh?” gars, M in eaql whole] take th ■ «vj !iear tl . Y WO c< -third,! •* fl at all, so Ict us proceed. Here is year At box." Hebrew from bis pocliet a leathern pursefid out of it a Handful of coin. ■ “ Mi here is your cent,” said he, de positA a green discolored copper on the Gfunf ' « ire is your second box/' re is your two ceula." >ry well, here is,your third hot:” id here is your four cents/’ said he tag ore is your fourth box.” cactly. And here isyour eight cents! ,1 ha! old fellow go on>” ere is your fifth box,” said I, hand ma another. .nd here is your sixteen cents." [ere is your sixth box." fe/'fAnd—ha I ha! ha! here is your thirty |jtWo cents.” Here is your seventh box." • s .« And here —hat ha I the jokois get t|§jta6 rich —here is your six ty-four ceu te, atf hslf your cigars are gone.” IPitere is your eighth box/’ said I as- Sitag a cpld indifference that perfectly ffinsed tlie fellow. here ia\your dollar and twenty «&it cents.” H*flere is your ninth box." Jjcre is your —Jet me see —ah! two X but I will not.” With?' fat he left, andlhavc never been able to Iter Iron? A Pickpocket lo hi« f: ' Ticliiu. ij)r. G. H. Roberts, of Poughkeepsie, dt&lAfewYork a few days ago, and' exit JM» evening at the Academy'of Mu-; t ' Wliiie; tMredie Had bis pisfc-' of a wallet continuing foHy orluljr dol |iirs In bank bill* and sotaepapers. After returning honie be rqrahredfroinrthe pick pocket the following letter, which he han ded over to the Poughkeepsie. Eagle for publication: ' ■ k ; • i-Vl'-f.. I f__._ Kew York, Janttary J)r. Charles H. Ttobe-rts^—pesx r Sit ? I had die pleasure of relieving yOu:,of your pocket hook on the 2d, in a crowd at the Academy of Music. I presume you soon became aware of your dispossession, and/ have perhaps had some anxiety as to the application of the funds it contained. You have my assurance that they have fallen into appreciative hands, and that every .cent wiil bc applied jn gratifying the tastes find fancies of a fellow Being whose amhi i&m fidara.higher than his calling. You elf yrith the>idea that I heqau&i fever. ? » .* *jx-i ALTOONA, PA., THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 18, 1868 you with liiy correspondence ; no, Doctor, divest yourfcelf of that ambition. I write you in accordance with /the ’law of honor among thieves, and to do you the justice of returning to you the enclosed pieces of paper which are of value to you and worthless to me —one 'being a note payable to your order, and the.other a for mula for making teeth —-neither of which can ever he available to me, as my present employment probably pays better, and ish business! more pleasing to. my taste- ; Fronw the date d# the note I concluded that you had beeu !in town for several days,, which may account for the lightness of your purse. Now, doctor, a proper respect lor gentlemen! of my calling should never al low your purse to become so low ;itis liard ly up to the average of usual collections. Then I have reason to protest against gentlemen; of your standing carrying un current money. It is under serious con sideration to return to you,the So on the Morris County Bunk, New Jersey, which I find at considerable discount; the six fives on the Poughkeepsie banks go cur rent, and! the few smallest bills can be easi ly disposed of by a person of my habits. Prom the name and recipe which I found j in the pocket-book, I conclude that you are the well'known dentist who not long since did jnC much service in your line of business,; -while pursuing my avocation iu Poughkeepsie. Now; doctor, don’t consider it New York hospitality to extract purses in return for extracting teeth, but remember that all have to do something for a living. You were following your avocation on me, and I was only doing thesamc.on you when you visited oui - city —and this case affords a fair example of the comparative profits of your business.! You spent.much-time and re ceived asruallfee ; mine'was an operation of a moment. When I. consider this dif ference, find the gentle manner with which you attended to me', I am quite inclined to return;your purse and its contents, but that wpujd be unprofessional, and beside, would involve a loss of time on my part, for such crowds do not Occur every day even in New York; but be assured that, had I ‘recognised you, I would have spent the time appropriated to you upon some person] t The ,only reason I can . ascribe for not remembering you is, I presume, that when you come to the city you dress up in your best, and look very different than when at tending io your business at home. This little lesson may ho of service to you, and learn you that pocket-books are not safe in crowds; und if you'are ever caught iu one again, let your vigilance' be directed to your pprae ip proportion tti its dimensions. Yours, Incog. A Barker Sleets WitU a Biter. MrjAsron Lagg, an accomplished “bar ker,” Mis yesterday standing at the door of ids employer's clothing store, in South Street, imaking the air vocal with importu nate appeals to the personal vanity’ of all who happened to pass by, whop he percei ved a iD£xldd}e-aged iudmduallu very slo venly attire, and with a very tall-crowncd white Ixat, standing as if absorbed ; in ad nurati6,ii of Mr. Lagg’s eloquence. Aaron immediately insisted on the stranger's en \ texing the' Store, and placing a n tu jd on his shoulder, conducted him in, without .meeting* with the slightest resistance. “ Shad I show you somesplendid panta loons,; or a magnificent vest or coat ?” bhmdly .inquired Mr. Aaron Lagg. “ Whichever you choose; —its all the same to me,” carelessly replied the, other. Pleased with the tractable disposition of his customer, Aaron produced an overcoat, decorated with a double row of huge bone, and pude of a material much rc sembhjog blue haiac^.. “Here,” aaiddire, “is the very last Paris style J look pi that, Mr. Smith.” Johu Granby is my napio,” quietly observed the stranger. “ Well, Mr. Granby, ■you cannot have any objection to such a coat as tliatatuinc i dollars/’ . ' . ph no, I haven’t the least objection again’gt it,” said Mr. G. , “ Ydry well,” continued Lagg; “ you’ll want-a handsome vest, fit to wear with such U;coat. Something like this,” . Herb he produced a sky-blue vest, cov eredl - red devices, which? looked like p Congregation of comets “ brandish ing .fh'eiv fiery tresses in the h e ?ty e “ Si ” ' f : “ Hfere’a a neat thing,’’ observed Mrj ' "• “SiS it is,’’assented Granby. ’ i HP hoard the jprice of the article with I grdai’complacency, pnd when Lagg. said,! L “ ¥ou’ll take that, I suppose)’’ he prompt-* jy alwcnH; “ Oh lyes, certainly, jf you A pair of inexpressibly, rather: tqo for g cotcli plaid; jwas ■ nextJshtbU ted, dud Mr, Granby aduntted Cthafr he was in’ want of such an articlle, winciding likewise that the price affixed to th® gar ment was “quite reasonable.’’ ! de lighted Lagg summed up the bill and da rned the amount. V;-v:- “ Why, you don’t think X'aa going to j^lijhem!” asked .Gi^hy/-^;astdn- “£>£ <»urBe-HWph# else?^. IN EVERYTHING. 3 [independent that you charged nothing for examining the clothes, and as I had nothing to do, 1 thought Td take a squint at them/' “But you,said you were in want of a pair of pants/' ‘And who says I'ain’t ? Look at these. Twigg them patches. Bqt curse the cent I’ve got to huy any more with.' Here the mortified Lagg ordered G. out of the store, and the latter very meekly and respectfully took leave; but soon after his ■ departare, Aaron s mortification was re doubled on discovering that the customer had gone off with the brilliant vest and dazzling pantaloons stuffed away under his loose-monkey-jacket, which had d«?ubtless been contrived for such purposes. —Lagg entered a complaint at the police office, but the thief has ■ not yet been arrpated PPress. Tbc Fair Incendiary. It is now about forty years, since a young lady, the only daughter of ian ancient and noble house in the north of Germany, from having been one of she most cheerful girls, became subject to fits of the 'deepest mel ancholy. All the entreaties of horparents were insufficient to draw from her the reas on of it —to their affection she was quite cold, to their caresses rude; and though society failed to enliven her, she bore her part in it with a power and venom of sar casm that were as strange to her former charctar as they were unbecoming her sex and youth. The parents contrived,during her temporary absence from home, to in vestigate the content* ol her writingdesk ; but ho indications of a concealed or di*ap- | pointed passion were to be found, and it j was equally'clear that no papers had been removed. —The first news they heard of her was, that, the house iu which she had been vistitng had been burnt to the ground, that she had been saved with difficulty, though her fbom was not in that part of the buiiding where'the fire bad commen ced ; that her escape at first had been ta ken for granted, and that when her door was burst open, she was lbun|is.lill.dressed, and sealed iu her usual melancholy atti tude. with her eyes fixed on the floor. rShe returned home neither altered nor changed in demeanor, and as painfully brilliant in | conversation!’when forced into it. Within I two mouths of her return the was i burnt to the ground, and her mother per | ished in the flames. She was again foilnd in-the same'state as on the former occas ion, suffered herself to be led away without eagerness or resistance, did not alter her deportment upon hearing of the fate of her mother, made no attempt to console her father, and replied to the condolence of her friend* with a bitterness and scorn al most demonical. The father and daughter removed to a Spa; for a change of scene. — On the night of her arrival the hotel was iu flames; but this time the fire began in her appartment, for from her windo w where the sparks first seen to issue ; and agj,iiu . she.was found dressed, sealed, and is a reverie. The hotel wins the property of the sovereign of the little state iu ivliich the Spa was situated. An investigation took place; she ,was arrested, and at once con fessed that on each of the three occasions she was the culprit; that she could not tell wherefore, except that she had mi im resistible lodging ,tp set houses on 'fire, — Each time ’she had striven against it as long as she could, and was unable to with stand the temptation ; but this longiugfirst supervened a leV weeks after she had been seized with, a sudden depression of spirits; that she felt a hatred to all the world, hut had strength to refrain from oaths and curses against it. She is at this moment in a madhouse, where' she is allowed some liberty. She still possesses her memory, her reasoning powers, and her petulcut wit. Red or White. The new; fungled red petticoat, which it is said is about to become the rage on this, as Well as on the other side of the Atlan tic, gives occasion to Dr. Mackey for the following delicately but respectfully wor ded protest. We imagine, however, that it is mote,ft matter of fashion than of taste, and that the ladies must bo allowed toHset tle it tlieir own way. We doubt whether the poet's arguments in favor the ‘‘ white as pure as drifted show, 4 Would hold good, at least in this, at present, filthy city . Olvtbe red, the flaunting petticoat, ' That charts the eye of day, - ■, That loves $o flame and be admired, ; And blinks from far away dt. majr delight the roving sight. And chirmi the fancy free; But, if idjiwejarer’s half aa bold, - I’ll pass let her be; ; • i;. ■ Withher! ted, jher flaunting pettijeoat, She’s not the girl for met ij 1 Buttbewhitoythe modest pettiejoat, .• ' i That ahtma .the, gttzo in otywded<;W9y.f: . y. 1 iWJrextoi iDollies oomo‘ and go J " '- w ; ■lt atira the pcixnrose emits.patty:, , , f a Sports man.—The following remarkable narrative is from the the St. Anthony, Minnesota", Netcs of the 6th ult t-M A Germain named Walter, who fbmerfy Y., while following a deor a few days ago, in the vicinity at Ekfcte ldsi in the woods, and was nhable td retrace hisstepsi Duringhis absence he suffered much from the intense cpljiL His gun got wet, and he live last or slow—may live or intensively-T—may draw his little amouiit of life over a largo space, ( or narrowit into, a concentrated one j but when Lis stock is exhausted, _he .has no more. |le who Uvea extensively—who drinks pure water, avoids inflamatory di seases, exercises sufficiently, not too - laboriously, indulges no exhausting pas sions; feeds on no exciting material, pur sues, no exciting : material, pursues dc biUtating. pleasures, avoids aU laborious and protracted study, preserves an easy ; mind, and thus husbands his quantum of vitality—-will live considerably longer than he otherwise would do, because ho lives slow j while he, ; on the .other hand, who lives intensively-—-who beverages himself, on liquors and wines, exposes : himself to inflamatory diseases, or causes that pro duce them^labors beyond his strength, visits exciting scenes, and indulges' ex hausting passions,' lives on stinidlatihg apd highly-seasoned food—-is always debuila<« tea his pleasure. - < I reckon I couldn't drive a trade with you to-day, squire f’''said a genuine speci men of h Yankee, pedlar asndstOodatthtf door of a merchant in St.Looia, i :: r;l i tl reckon you cahadnt<|for you can’t ’ was the aneeying of the merchant. '' r . / ;■ ‘ Well I guess you needn't ’gel huffy ; i ’bout it. Now. here’s a doBQO glmnnera- ' zor straps- —worth two dollars and f Wfjf v you may have ’em for two dollars** ‘I tell you Ldop’twant yourjjtraps, so you may as well be going along/ ; , ' ‘Well now look here squire, I'B 1 hetyou five dollars that if you make rafe an offor . I for tl»eni we’ll have a trade r v. : > ‘ Dox>e ’ replied; the, merchant placing the money in the handsdf.a byaj»nder-- x the Yankee deposited a like suin' ‘ ! ’ ‘Now said tho udcrchant. / I’lh give you a aixpen co for the straps/ ~ ‘ They’re youm/ said the Yahkeo a$ ho pocketed the stakes. ‘ Bpi,’ said he,i after; reflection and with gredt apparent honesty, ‘l’ll tirade back with 3on;' 'W-i : i- ; ' The merchantacomiteaattca^fenghtened. ■ u’re not. s. ble whether your affections are being plant ed xhore in a bundle of dry goods and things generally than a pnkating heart, Hemmed in by warm ribs and all that:—>. : Manyafcllow has laid hiinaelf put for a ' full-made; woman, apd only found a very ; extensive assortment’of cotton, whalebone; 'Und bimilairi delusive Just loot over the goods going to tho parson. f In iho hcaring of for assault and battery, a coum —« cross examining one of theiritrieMOSj-aakisdi him. what the; hi# at $£ first 'ped at?, '•' ■: 1•- ■.' ■ : > •-.■•;: j V"; i‘ Four glosaOs of alo.* v• •’ * What next.r s ‘ Two glasses of whiskey* ~;i‘ : '" * What next.* ” v ' ‘ A-fight r Phonographs.— Ladies, speaking, (and 'tbpy; do : -sptjafe pislite them, V reason of no wonnnn/not ©yen the the truth,when it is told plainly to bw; face. ■■■"•■’ Bgfc.The yorst features in man's face ishig nose—-when stuck into other: peo fle’s business. Remember wha to in llie'hiihit of bobbing around. ? . : ■ ;»■■■.; t yv*y, ■isr-r ■ r»frr>i v - ~'- ■ ■ - i#e^4ia , S &ts. 1 i < -V no< s< ABargain^ -r£jr. *y - •.. r