The Altoona tribune. (Altoona, Pa.) 1856-19??, February 11, 1858, Image 1
oW ba&<&Qd- asb tjeieoat aliofl, . _ . swilles in 'the ! B in dilt-ct d»#wtv ii| tsniar mailer, alleys'’ ectoration,- 9t **J& viultty.wihi riiurjrj- so mdispcnse?’ be able tOEtsius chafe Afi by inhala(ion,.ls'h>; : is w , mnch'nnfier’i *-3F ny other foniudahle uses «an be cured la - V • e second; but in the L : than five j.or cant, > ' iso ai to bid defiance » ' ic last stages, Inha the suffering attaa* illy destroys ninety" tie alone: and a cor ti t population of the 1! the OonsnxnpUTe’e now so fatal as Coo-' , greet ene my of life, b weeps off (dike the tie gifted. By the i cometh every good o the afflicted a por o:i. The first cause : Inn immediate effect igs la to prevent the il*<. which causes a ■ Then sorely r j hl from “medicines m in those adminie* will always find the - inhaling remedied. . V i i thelese it acts con certainty than To prove the post- ' cf administration, rcy sensibility In e' ■ i\i« system, to that c'slightest pain; ia d.V.ruy life in a b« uo ilit' gyitem when ior of many ofUio r v. miimteg after m> L-ioctvd in the blood uii e (Tecta of inhsla* iwjtys produced by ..TiJcnce that prop* iiciouily .■iJioioiJtfr bc Imppicst reSUiW . vliousnmls suffering been under my . •ibie cure-, even in the list stage*, .t U no lungers itnptloa U origin*!, thorough inveitigw ! i.t- nature of tuber ’ .judliy, the various lien, and apply th» ta even In a aingla -. itb certain pathov .nLles me to teUtvn.' i ch<sU, to enlarge It renewed vitality,' •teSB. \ to any part' oftthe hununicatibg their ilJbcmor# certain hich would give ma ;d enable me to pro* '.rj-1 then the’ cure 1 patient again. rIIAHAM,. M. D ijl. ) bdow Twelfth, ‘.lnly 23.(67-Iy. I^VANIC ■ can beiuid !i*s old stand, North . i ted to the following V : u-:tbvrg UronfcU, r medicine ha* been / Unit time within tha preparation we can •trutiger, termrthoa ■re the publics lla - have b«u recorded It is tflid to ict hy , rent of eleitrlcily.***- ■ ,-.n-l tcttio ton Aittxra. I ■ tbrcalc Idanhooa, juvair* Galvanic Ou htX. McKEZ, •j. Mifflin county. I ureU'a Galvanic CU .r which it is recoin* -- ntaneotudy. I » L. M. INGRAM, ip. Mifflin county. L A C E ■joxe. miL 'fox ]rAVI!MIVf~XT. u!d */.. Pitufarp. Hz. % generally on li.k lues ainue on iLort •1..: [;«■ stock, of my ‘J.I-Jowi«t price*— EvgutaUnel SereiSh •!• rh. C*3tin>D VtnoX l.md. ■p" ' ‘ a superior ar * rr. Clio weai. They -U hut a lift time.—' »- reusKed by cr«ck -t; u!im {ho Urg r rartptr panicclor* c v.. J.unc 26.1562. V t- Ijivo (,'Tif Jn usa fovhlne*; they’work il-u , not liable to get > )n-«t machine* Amt LITU t VOBIJL • WALLACE. ■ ’ . P. ftiUvrg. Pa, LOUR n vturieg Portable li. plMty anddufk '•■an b-.v drlrtrn by v t» a raikcwic ao re a luqibtr men.— ci thec iuntry. who f.-.ni power is only r I'u-tfztftt, whtvny their eotabUsb tame time t- r.) grinding orw s-ily in Opeiotlonat * Co, Mr Bebetu.' 1-n and Mill >or d< m andicuolrica WAttACk J'fathttrg, fa ■ .^~THE iii respect*. Ih# r 'i-jB are so nrrang . ((.riectiy and mu* ; | Stove, must Ut> i -al tav'-arlte. | >-d capacity—th« 1 i oil i* * thorough i recommended j »•« constantly on nu. bcsh. .. //■■ttfeJJltntma. lOjt G A* >:r'u:o'ar<) Crlmi} . nlHUxl through* : j’rinU, Criminal • trtgethervilth <• !»< ft,un4ln«ij . ■ r fti. month*, to ' ' riti.-jthteir name# V r«(i.|o plainly.) -VVMatU, • ’<••• Gate tto, u< T'irk City, k jFUH ■■■’ - utln xtel 1' . /Cl ttilrosjr tb* ajt- I ' i-ptx [• ■■ ':i:a p.'lase- Ui: j X >:'C - ''' i: .VOX-. ,3. HET inraijably in adraoce,) ,*jj 'Acjtpepere discontinued ht-lhe elplmUCa of thet f •■ paid~ibr. ■ • .msoortaramsaa.- " ■■■" ■■■■'" 1 insertion 8 do. 3 Vwyinu'oeim. | -86 $ tile « 6O ISi* * ■ -■■ 100 160 ■ ■ ;)*• .•:■•• ,iBo >oo j Over thjee weeksand left,than throe months, 85cents •. square fifrsachiuserihm. I-• "v ; Inwntha. 6months, ly Six lines or less, ' $l6O :$3 00 $ J Onesquat** 1 3, #o' id 00 . .! *W« .« ■i; ■ .4 00 600 11 •■■•■ ■ 6 00 3 00 1 *a& * ■'■■■■.. . «00 10 00 1. Half a column, \ ' 10 00 .14 00 8 »• ' One column, r | \ 14 00 85 00 ,4) Adoxl«l»trMor»and . ' ' ' ; Merchants advertising! by the yriw, throe squares, with l&erty to cJiaasß, T . t H Professional or Basinets Cards* not exceeding 8 \ tinea, with paper, per year. -I .Communication* of a political character or indivlduid ■ Cterest wiii be charged according to the abpvc rates. ' Advertisements not marked with the number of insert] desired, .will be continued till forbid andjeharged accord to the above term*. ■. Twiness notice* five cents per line for every'insertion ’ObitUaty notices exceeding ten lines, fifty cents a squ Tell me, thou mighty deep, / Whhse-billowe round me play, Know’stthoqsome favored spot, Some island (hr away, ' Where .wet\ry men mpy dud A place to smoke in peace— Where.crinoline is notj, ; * Anid hoops are out of place ? The wild waves sounding a perpetual shout, yßtppt fpr a whi|e, and spluttered,' “ Yoon «ottti' M . M • / ' • ! j ' MaTRIMOSiaI Dta[*BTEß. —“Fin getting agf 1 grawated,” said onejoijthoihen-peokedtoafzienii; whom he met in the street. “My wife is a sa| Ting criite^—{A swo|d 4f sharpness \ she cuts thfe throats of mjr Btabsimy happiness, ,ohop||. of my comforts, freezes my .prospects, ruins mj& reputation, ‘and pnips up all my |Sand<iy-gp-t<g ' ; l\M .meeting- to moke jackets for the hoys. Shi gives all the wittlitß 'jo the children, to makorm . spry and jiimp lihe a lamplitci. I cant stand it—my troubles are overpowering, when I come to add thed all np!” “ipoobl nonsense—behave nice; don’t make n noise in the streets—be s man, [counselled hi« friend,” M 1.. 'i -’f. - r <'i ■Tu '^h p;: by a clergyman. He had juatuni-|; |ed^(i .marriage a couple -whoseChristiannametf were respectively Benjamin jtnd Add. ‘‘flow|' did they appear during the ceremony V inquir*j #d » friend. ** They appeared'bothattne-matecP and tom-fitted,” was the ready reply. ,? 118 Up correspondent from' Northampton,-, Mate.; is responsible for the fallowing:, “ A •übseiiber to amoral reform paper called atouj-, post office, the other, day, and inquired if the '•Friend of Virtue,* had come. ‘No,’ replied the postmaster, ‘there has been no snob person hert far a long time.’ ” ■ S6&.A bone’s motto spare me; up lull, indulge mo; on the Jers, push mej: in (*UUe, -plenty of oats. Itjs K sbonl tfao ociesrtood fowitlipg sjioat horse-flei 1, 1 '?.'. >N|| 'M«qRUM & ALLISON, '* • TRIBUNE. I MeOWISI ifc ALUSON, Publl*h«r» gad Proprietor! Hll # Humor. Tell me, ye winged wind*, . c’ That round .'my pathway roar, \ J)o you not know some spot Wherewqmen fretfco more 1 > Some lone and plensant dell, Some ‘•holler” id.the ground, . Wfaero lmUea never yell, Where cradle* arc not found ? The land wind blow the snow into my face, And snickered as it answered “Nary place T” And thon, a«teuest moon, That with fflich holy face, Post lotik hpon the girls v Who with their beaux embrace, 1 TeU ipe ina| thy round, Uiqu ncjt aeen some spot . Where mn9liit''ie not found, And V inlliker”>a not? Behind a cloud jthe njoon withdrew In woe, And a.voice sweet, bit sad, responded, “Poh Tell me, ,017 secret soul, Ob! tell me. Hope and Faith, Is there no resting-place From women, girls and death? Is there no Mppy spot Where bachelors are blest— Where females never go. And man in peace may rest ? , Faith, Hope and Truth—-best boons to mortal given— Waved their bright wings, and answered l‘Y*i Hi Haavsk !” \ ~♦> Upwcan lie a man, when I belong to some f My hours ain’t my. own; I belong t> four people besides myself—the old woman an< three obpdton. I’m a partnership concern; am jot, their gng«3y in the pile that must.bust. I’ll break, and sign over all th stock ia\trade to you.” Maiuu*».---At Athena, Pa., on the £oth alt,! Mr. James Bee and Min Martha Atm Plover I Wellhathth|» little 1 Improved life’* shining boar; I ’ He gathers honey now all day | ewbet chdjton Flower* 1 ' And from this hire, if heaven please, He’ll raise a swand of little Beet. ' . - *■ -i ■ , \ - , . l|r One of the best puns we haTe'heard & »ay be fanny, but I’ve done it.— Ive got ; ft rib and a baby. Shadows de parted-royster stews, brandy cock tails, o%aif boxes, boot-jacks, absconding shirt buttons, whist and dominoes. Shadows present-—hoop skirts, band-boxes, ribbons, long stockings, juvenile dresses, tip trpnapete, little willow chairs, cradles, bibs, pap, sugarteats, paregoricihive syrup, castor pil, Godfrey’s cordial, toothing sy rup, rhubarb, senna, salts, squills and doc tor bills. Shadows future—more nine pound babies, moro hive syrup, etc., etc. I I'll Just tell you how I got caught. I was | always the .darndest, most tee-custard bash • fill fellow you ever did see ; it was kin- I dor in my line to be taken with the shakes every time I saw a pretty gal approaching me, and I’d cross the street any time rath dr titan face one. ’Twash’t because I didn’t like the critters, for if I was behind a fence' looking through a knot-hole, X couldn’t look at one long enough. Well, my sister Lib gave a party one night, and I stayed % away from home because 1 was too bashful Ito face the music. I hung around the i house whistling . “ Old Dan Tucker,” dan j cing to keep my feet warm, watching the r heads bobbing up and down behind the [ window curtains, and 'wishing the thun | dering party would break up so I could get fto my room.; I smoked up a bunch of ci ; gars, and as. it was getting late and mighty I concluded to shin up the ! door-post. No sooner Said than done— and 1 soon found myself snug in bed.— s “ Now !” says I, “ let her rip I Dance till your wind gives out !” And cuddling un der quilts, Morpheus grabbed me. 1 was dreaming of soft shell crabs and stewed tripe, .and was having a good time, when somebody knocked at the door and waked me Up. “ Rap” again. I laid low. “ Rap, rap, rap, I” Then I heard a whispering, cud I knew there was a whole raft ofgiris outside. {‘ Rap, rap!” Then Lib sings out,! Jack, are you in there “ Yes/’ says I. Then came a roar of laughter." ‘‘ Let us in,” says she. “ I won’t,” says I, “ can’t [ you let a fellow alone!” “Are you abed?” says she. “ I am,” says I. Then came another laugh. By thunder! I began to ; get riled. “ (let out, you petticoated scare crows 1” I cried; “ can’t you get a bead !: without hauling a fellow out of bed ? X l won’t go home with you-—/won’t—so you [J may clear out !” And, throwing a hoot at 'i the door, I felt better. But presently, oh! | mortal-buttons! I heard a still, small voice, ! very much like sister Lib’s, and' it said: 1 ; “ Jack you’ll have to get up, for all the girls’ things are in there I” Oh, Lord, what a pickle! Think of me in bed, all covered with shawls, muds, bonnets and cloaks, and twenty girls outside (<he door waiting to get in! If I bad stopped to think 1 should have papeaked on the spot. As it was, I rolled put among the bonnet-wire and.ribbons in a huny. “ Smash !” went the millinery in every direction. I had to d?ess in the dark —for there was a - c'rack in the door,,and the girls will peep—and .the way I.fumbled about was death on straw hats. The critical moment came. I .opened the door, and found myself right [among the women. “ Oh, my Leghorn !” cries one. “ My, dear, dear, darling win er velvet!” cries another; and they pitch d in—ibey pulled me this way and that, zed my ears; and one bright-eyed little |piepe-rBal-— ——hpr name was—put her arms right around my neck and 'kissed me smack on the lips. Human nature couldn’t •stand that, and I give her as good as she seat. It was the first time 1 ever got a [ taste, and it was powerful good. I believe [ coaid haye kissed that gal from Julius to fourth of July. ‘ ‘ Jack,” said she, ‘yre are sorry to disturb you, but won’tyou see me home i” “ Yes/' said I, t: I will.” [ d|d do it, and had another smack at the gate!, too. After that we took a kinder, tußtle-doving after each other, both of us dghing like & barrel of new cider when we svera away from each other. *Xwas at die close of a glorious summer ami setting behind a distant I were going to roost bull-frogs were commencing their ao { ngs—the pollywogs, in their na iate were preparing them selves for the shades of Sal and myself sat upon an antiquated back log, listening to the music of nature, sueh as tree-toads, roosters and grunting pigs, find now and then the mellow music of a distant jackass was wafted to our ‘ cars by the gentle zephyrs that sighed among the mullcn stalks, and came heavy laden with the delicious odor of hen roosts and pig styes. The last lingering rays of the set ting sun, glancing from the brass buttons of a solitary horseman, shone: through a knot-hole hog pen full in Sal’sface, dying her hair with an orange-peel hue, ’ and showing off my, thread-bare coat to bad advantage—one of my arms was around Sal’s waist, my hand resting on the small of her I®ck —she was toying with my au burn curls of jet-black hue—she was al most gone; and I was ditto. She looked like: a grasshopper dying with the hiccups, hod X ftdt Jfike * mod-j,utle choked with ', <r ' 1 Hfkt Jlturg. - IFrom the Newlork OUpetch.] Mow ICametol^'iNtoU'rledl. I . ALTOONA, PA., TIICESDAY, PEBEJJAKY 11, 1868. N*‘ Sal,” says I, in a voice ah musical as the notes of a dying swan, “will youliave me?” ; She turned her eyes heavenward, clasped me by the hand, had an attack of the heaves and blind, staggers, and with a sigh that drew her shoe-strings'to her pal ate, said, “ Yes t” Sie gave clear out, then, and squatted id my lap—-she corkscrewed and I curflumuxed and rolled in it. I hug ged her till I broke my suspenders and her breath smelt of onions which she ate the week before. ■' WoU, to make a long Btory;short, she set the day, and we prac ticed for four weeks every night .how we would Walk into the room to be married, till we got so. we could walk as graceful as a couple of Muscovie ducks. The night, the company, and. the minister came, the signal was givep, and arm in arm we march ed through the crowded hall. We were just entering the parlor door, when down I went kerslap on the oil cloth, pulling Sal with me. Some cussed fellow had drop pod a banana skin on tbe floor, and it floor ed me. It split an awful hole in my eas simcres right under my dress coat tail. It was too late to back out, so clapping my hand oyer it, we marched in and got spli ced, and taking a seat I watched the kiss ing the bride operation. My groomsman was tight, and he kissed her till I jumped up to take a Mice, when, oh hprror 1 u little six year-old-imp had crawled 1 behind me, and pulling my shirt thro’ the hole in my pants, had pinned it to the chair, and in jumping up I displayed to the admiring gaze of the astonished multitude, a trifle more muslin than was pleasant. The wo men giggled, the men roared, and I got mad, bat was finally put to bed and there all my troubles ended. Good night. Yours, J. W. B. Field-Marshal Radetzky. \ The commander of the army in Italy, died at his palace in Milan, on the morning of the sth of January, 1858, in his ninety second year. ‘Count Joseph Kadetzky was born at Trebnitzy in- Bohemia, in 1700 His predilection for military adventures was early devclopui, jjouiinenced his military career on the Ist oF’’ August, 1781, as a cadet in a cavalry regiment.— He was called to take part in the long struggle with Napoleon, and in 1786 be came an ensign, and twelve months after ward lieutenant. In 1793 he was made captain; and in 1796 major. In 1860 he •obtained the colonelcjPof the Albert cuir assiers j and in 1801 the rank of major general. In the battles of 1813, 1814 and 1815, lie gained honorable laurels, inas much as he defended the independence of his country; and at Kulju, Leipsic and Briene iexhibited great bravery. He has since bequ nothing more than the able ex ecutioner of a soul-crushing tyrrany. He encountered on various fields Napoleon, LanneS, Oudinot, Davoust, Molifor and Massena. The most important events of his life, however, transpired in Italy throughout the revolution of 18-47 and 1848. : • Toward the close of 1847, the inhabi tants of Milan, disaffected to the lust de gree to me Austrian government,- winch they regarded as the sign of foreign dom ination, resolved to injure the revenue of' their'oppressors by abstaining from the use of tobacco, and the use of cigarsbyaa Italian'thus became - the sign of an anti patriotic feeling. To bring this cigar, question to some kind of issue, on the 3d of January, 1843, a supply of cigars was furnished to the soldiers of the Milan barracks, that they might smoke them in the streets. As was doubtless expected, the people resented this affront, and fre quent collisions between ” them and the military took place during the day. The soldiers Usedth eir arms; many were wound ed : and| some killed. In February the Em peror announced, in a letter to Archduke Rainer, that he, would make no further concessions to the Lombard provinces.— The French revolution was heard of at Milan,; and the people, excited as they were, remained unmoved. But, when the of the revolution at Vienna Came, the guard at the government house was attacked and overpowered. r JTwo days af terwards, on the 26th of - March, the Aus trian cannon swept the streets of Milan; hut the people got the advantage in many l points,' Radetzky determined on a bom bardment. .The people had taken posses sion of the palace of the Victory, and plan ted an immense Italian tri-color flag on the top of the cathedral. By means of balloons, the surrounding population were summoned to come to the help of the Mi lionse, to destroy all the roads and bridg|e| By which aitUleiry: could be brought to Badetzky. On the 23d, ajmed peasants from liecco took the Gome and TOsagates, the citadel was evacuated, and the Aus trians retired in two eolumfis on Verona and Mantua. On. the 17th of March (1848) the news of the events at Vienna reached Milan- On the next morning barricades were er ected, ijti every street of Milan: the revo-\ lution had commenQcd. After three days’ fighting lladetzky retired in good order to Verona. The number of Austrian troops at Iladetzky’s command at this period was about 75,p(j0 mon< This includes the gar tison£of the fortresses. Ankriawastoo oqcnpied atjbomo to Send roinforce- I . [independent IN EVERYTHING.} meats. Charles Albert declared himself, and on the 25th of March a Sardinian ar my crossed the Ticino in two columns. — On the Bth of April he advanced against Radetzky. Skirmishing commenced on -the flth -with the Austrian . at Goito, about six miles from‘Mantua. Af ter some severe fighting Charles Albert forced the passage, and. Radetzky fell back, first \m Mantua, then on Verona. The Italians were elated with' success; rein forcements poured' in from Tuscany, Rome and Naples, Radetzky concentrated his main force at Verona, leaving a strong di vision at Pastrengo to keep jppen his com munications with the Tyrol. Charles Al bert resolved to attack this division. On the 23d he carried the heights, and tbe Austrians fell back beyond the Etscb.— The Piedmontese monarch then gave bat tle. His army was about 45,000 strong; that of Radetzky 30,000, with Verona to fallback upon. On the 6th of May, Charles Albert gave orders to advance, and a gen eral battle ensued. The Austrians were driven from St. Lucia. The resistance was, however, so firm that the Sardinians had to fall back to the position they held in the morning. The present Emperor of Austria aud his brother, the Archduke Albrecht, were present at this engage ment. The Lombards became alarmed.— They had' fancied that they could drive everything before , them. A panic seized upon them. In vain did Charles Albert exhort them to be firm. A retreat was resolved upon. The retreat became a flight. Cremona fell on tlfe 31st. A mis erable attempt was made tbrdefend the Ad da. On the 3d of August Radetzky was at Lodi, close on their heels. On the Bth he was before Milan. Charles Albert en deavored to defend the city. He met with no support. The town surrendered, and Radetzky entered in triumph on the 6th. The campaign ended with the defeat of Charles Albert at Novara, on the 23d March, who abdicated the same night in favor of Victor Emanuel, the presentkim* Honors pressed in from -garters on Radetzky. , TJ~young Emperor, Francis . Jvsepnj sent the Archduke William of Austria expressly to Milan to thank Ra detzky and present him with the order of the Golden Fleece. All the sovereigns of Europe showered orders upon him. Ve nice still held out, but the news of Gor gey’s submission in Hungary, and the treaty of peace ‘ with Sardinia concluded on, the 14th of August, made the proud Queen of the Adriatic submit. On the 30th of August Radetzky made his solemn entry into the city of the Dogs. An attempt at insurrection was made at Milan in Febru ary, 1853. Radetzky put it down with a hand of iron, and confiscated the property of those Lombards who had become Sar dinian subjects. This nearly led to a new outbreak with Sardinian subjects. All diplomatic relations between the two coun tries were -interrupted. This obnoxious decree has at length been revoked by the young Emperor in his recent visit to Lom bardy. The Police Gazette publishes a list of 26 murders which have been committed iu New York city since January Ist, 1857. But one execution has tiiken place, that of the colored man, Dorsey. Three persons convicted of capital crimes are now under sentence of death —Michael Oancemi, for the murder of Policeman Anderson; Jas. Rogers," for the number of John Swanscy; and James Shepherd, for arson in the first degree. A remarkable feature in this appalling list of crime is the : fact that in a large ma jority of cases no circumstances have poin ted with certainty to the criminal. Sus picions have, indeed,' rested upon parties in most eases; but these have been in some instances unfounded, and in others too vague to warrant the finding of an indict ment ; and up to the present moment there is a long catalogue shrouded in mystery. The Bond street tragedy created more excitement than any other in the list.— The horrible dgtaila, of the assassination ; the arrest and trial if Mrs. Cunningham; the various phases the case assumed, are fresh in the public memory. The murder of Policeman Anderson, while in the discharge of hia duties, next to the Burdcll numder, attracted most at tention. ' A great funeral procession, in which marched .the entire police force of the city and an immense retinue of citi zens, attested the interest which the event excited. The Jtalin, Ganceini, has. been twice tried for the murder. The jury.disa greed oh the fifst trial; He was convicted on the second, and sehtcnced by Judge: but his counsel have carried the case to the Court of Appeals on a writ of error. : '•'■■■-* ,; - >v .»;• iljj-te te in 1851. The paost alariaiing feature in these ca scs is Apparent absence of any motive for assassination. Many murders have seem ingly been committed for thd mere love of killing. Thus, a colored man j named Fran cis Salters, was deliberately shot in Thom as street, without the slightest provocation or any motive of cupidity . The assassins, upon committing the deed, jumped into their carriage and*drove off, probably'with out even knowing the name of their-victim, . -.r* r -r -t ; ’ Bancroft on <palflnl«m. Calvinism was wher ever it come/ it treated division., iUj sym bol, as set upon the <c |feslltdtw ,,: ''6f' : itB’ teacher, u was a flaming swords By the aide of the eternal mountains, jmdrshs..p(&rfen-; nialsnows, and the arrowjr. rivpts land, it established ateligioh nrje late, a government without a king. ; Fortified hj its faith in fixed decrees, it kept'pbsaes eioh of its homes among the Alps. It grew powerful in France, and . invigorated be tween the feudal nobility and the crown, the long contest, which did not end till the subjection of the nobility, through the (cen tral despotism, by promoting of the commons. It entered Holland, in spiring, an industrious nation with heroic' enthusiasm; enfranchising'' and uniting provinces, and making burghers, and weav ers, and artisans, victors over the highest orders of Spanish chivalry, over the power of the Inquisition, and the pretended ma jesty of kings. Itpenethited Scotland; and while it whirled along bore persuasion among the glens and mountains; it shrunk from no danger, and hesitated at no ambi tion; it ncrved its ruggcd but hearty en voy to resist |the flatteries of the beautiful Queen Maryf it assumed the education of heir only sod; it divided nobility; it pene trated the masses; overturned the ancient cclesiastical establishment; plantedthefree parochial school, and gave a rliving, energy’ to the principle of liberty in a people. It infused itself into England, and pla ced its plebean sympathies in daring resist ance to courtly hierarchy ; dissenting from dissent; longing to introduce the rcigu of righteousness, it invijted evety man to read the Bible, and made itself dear to the com mon mind by teaching,: as a divine revela tion, the unity of the race and the natural equality of man; it claimed for itself free dom of utterance, and, through the pulpit, in eloquence imbued with r, words of prQiih^" - T 1 ; spoke toj jj^_^j«rnrnsbngregation; it sought new truth, denying the sanctity of the commu nity ; it stood up against the Middle. Age, and its forms in Church and State,, hating them with a fierce and unquenchable ha tred. Imprisoned, maimed, oppressed at home; its, independent converts in Great Britain looked beyond the Atlantic fori a better world. Their energetic passions were nur-r tured by trust in the Divine protection, their power of will was safely entrenched in their own vigorous creed ; and * under the banner of the Gospel, with the fervent and enduring love of the myraids who in Europe adopted the stern simplicity of the discipline of Calvin, They sailed for the wil derness, far away from “ Popery and Pre lacy/’ from the traditions of ther church, from hereditary power, from the sovereign ty of an ; earthly king-—from all dominion hut the Bible, and ‘♦what arose from natu ral reason and the principles of equity.” James A. vs. John C. Hamilton. — The Albany Evening Journal says in ref erence to Mr. John G. Hamilton’s “ His tory of the Republic :’f ; ' t „ i ‘Q. juH - - Slazhin jj bu w>v fti panion, the brother Thf*aSr. cil) of Hamilton. The career ojifedutoo. distinct, and stands nut in their history, marking the glorious individuality of both. The measure: of fame, for both, was full and. overflowing. And yet, after both have rested for more thamhalf a cen tury in their graves —a son of Hamilton rises up a defamer of Washington. Gen eral Hamilton, if departed spirits were per mitted to return to earth, wouldbe the first and sternest to rebuke this sacrilege. But as the father cannot-mierpoae, in vindica tion of himself or bib friend (for the mem ory of both are greatly" loutragfid,) an older .and more loyal son can and. jibes speak.- The Hon. James A. Hamilton, a son wor thy of su ch a sire, in writing to an old and intimate friend, says that he is very much grieved by that part of Ms- brother’s book, the History of the Republic, which he attributes all or most of Washington's letters to his father ; and requests that friend to take every proper occasion to say that he, disapproves of the. not well-fbun ded assumption” ' The Paradise of ! RoaoEB.-~A > bill has been introduced into the Lerslituce - . of 'Minnesota, intended to etinmtate the immigration into the’ State, -much on tile principle that the founders of old Borne are said to have adopted in filling up their colony. This bill exempts aqtipil settlers from, all probesO of law! for the recovery of debts that wetc contracted before coming into the State. A Wjsb Decision.— -Judge Glosser, of the Vrbhate Court, of Windsor, Vt., has deoidedthat ft good family newspaper is one of tire necessary articles for the sup pert of n family, during the settlement of an estate, and as . such, the administrator, 'lp -is justifiable in pay ing for one—the widow to make her own selection of what paper she will have- Mr. Jones, don’t you think; mar riage is a meanAof r’ *f Certainly, anything is a means of tibai leWa os io repentance.” Exit Jones, working in the lead of a broom -handle- -*• _,■*■ *»- x - "•*' of -.••.-^‘e rV ' '-V • ' 4 ' ■ ' 'f-'l • ) r EDITORS AND PROPRIETORS/ A Botch Somnambulist. The Dutchman whose advertisement of £ haa been the rounds ofthepa^ pere, jjlsarA brother who is addicted to som nambulism. ■He writes aa follows in rela lion thereto, to Porter’s Spirit of the .Timqt i-rr • • J Vot I shall do mit mine proder Pretty, X no can dell. ~ He slants up vcn he lays tons; ttnt ooes vaikin arount vast avako ■yen he ish Tide asleep. He sleep in do in anpder room as me j I mean he sleeps inanoder room in der same ped as I, Veil nez veek, Saturday nltp, der doilor sonts home my new suit mit brod clot close. dinks next tay I varcs dem mitmeding.unt Parpary vill dinks I looks nicer ns mine rifal, Hen rich Bottshmirc. So nez morning 1 gets up early, like eye* rybody toes veu tay has new close, unt, looks apount, veu lo! and hehbf! I find mine close hadn’t 'staid put ! Te key vas locked dightiuit dor door on te insite unt. ter vindowa vas bulled to on te oataideof to plints, nnt notings vas -proke 'loose ho varcs. I looks on te pod, unt unter te ped unt arount to. ped,... unit Uko der old shentlemen Byron delist apout, every varo but in de ped,untl no vinta dem. Den I pegins-to aware in low Bensylvany dietch, vitch sounta much like der steam musio unt cat squalls meet,'nut ter noise vakes .up pruder Fretty. Sourkrout 'ttn'd grab apples I vot you dink ? ATe scamp has got up in der nite, tressed himself in dpm, unt come pack to ped mit dem on. Te smar dcst chew in Chatham street wouldn’t hafo sold der whole suit for vife thalers' " If I hadn’t a know Fretty tone it in his sleeps unt dat he vaS ipofe as a gopt teal strong* er as me, I’d peged him dill he vas plack* er as plew. No soul. —iA who Tj-nri r- —-*» r » rtfgg^e 88 to. Stutter some. &e settlement of an ac count with neighbor, found it impossible to xnake changer within three cents. Some days after, while the Judge was on the Bench, in the midst of 'a very important cas£,. the avaricious man whose brains could not rest while three cents were absent from his pocket; appeared .in the court room and unceremoniously desired the Judge to grant him an interview. The Judge arrested the progress of the case, and addressing the counsel, said apologeti cally, “ St4top a f-f-few moments, n-p -please, till ! speak to my neighbor p-p-P.” He therefore descended from' the and accompanied P. to a; private room, where, as he expected, he received a de mand for t|re delinquent three cents. He paid it,. de|aa4ded a. receipt, and returned to the court room, convulsing every one present remark: “ Th-they s-sis-say that at th-Hie m-mpment any one .d-dies another is b-b-borh, and th-the soul ofth the one th-that d-dies go-go-goes into th the b-b-body Of th-the one that’s b-b-born. Now, when n-neighborp-p-p-P, wasb-born, no-no-no-nobody d-died.” “”T V- r * r - . .. v IITTIIII 111 i il 'iTt ~n ~ * J *- ■ .i- , ,;;. - , i ■■■ i 11 1 i ' ■ -j_,-1L Iwne. K»j.; $3,00.'' ■ . •» •;«.<,*■ ■ ■' lly distinct frsm tbe«co*4 Atw»»pe ■ __ sms tnneh valuable tod lattMri&itMdi* 1 W; . .MBa liliabcd. ■ "KahpnU be oweed -w ■ “ Docs not the A , edly ?” |; . .; V ' ' ‘ “ Excuse nie, sir,” i; .- “ I hardly feel at liberty to ei| sentiments, being not impartial , i case— is my sister.” . “ I beg your nardou, sir,” answered the * stranger in mden confusion, “t meontthc lady in blue.” a 1 .;; ■ ' ' “ Your are perfectly right there” re*' plied the neighbor. “I haver often told ’ her ao myself j she is my wife.” Queer Dialect.—A Scotch lady en tered a store in Boston and inquired for a table cloth of a damhroad pattern. “We have some pretty broad,” was the reply of . the astonished salesman; “ but none quite so broad as that.” The lady explained that ‘ “dambroad was the Scotch term for a i chequred pattern.” t -tST : A quaint old gentleman of an ac tive, stirring disposition, had a man at work in his garden who was quite fhe reverse. “ Jones/' said he, “ did you ever see a. snail ?” “ Certainly/’ said Jones. “Then/’ said the old boy, “ you must have met him, for you never could overtake him.” t®* A Detroit paper mentions tho ar-‘- rest of a woman in that city, “with noth ing on her person but a love-letter and ' a’ daguerreotype,” Bather a a&ft “picturesque” costume. " * : i Some one says that dog» |i such zeal when one enters their } tT ' yard, that “one would suppose the premises, and that their master ly a hoarder.” ®o«.The amount of letter-writing in the. United States may be inferred from the number of stamps sold, which during the last year.was one hundred and fifty rink’ lions. ‘ : - BS-. Honeaty--C)bsoleU: j a barm for merly used in the ease ofa man who paid for ms newspaper and the ooatronhiatm^h V,; V 3 '• m ;> igymiSiSßsssi ♦: NO. 2.