The evening telegraph. (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1864-1918, March 19, 1867, FOURTH EDITION, Page 7, Image 7

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    MRS. CAUDLE'S CURTAIN LECTURES.
Continued from our last issue.
THE TWENTIETH LECTURE.
"nitOTHRR" CAt'DLK HAS P.EKX TO A MASONIC
CIlAniTAIlLE DIIiNFR MRS. IAIDLK 11 AH UID
I'E.f TUB ''HIIOTHErV CllMK-HOok.
"All I Bay is tliia: I only wish I'd been liorn
a man. What do you say ? You wish I had?
Mr. Caudle, I'll not lie quiet in my own bud
to Iks insulted. Oh, yes, you did moan to in
Kult ni. I know what you mean. You moan,
if I hud been born a man, you'd never have)
married me. That's a pretty sentiment, I
think; and after the wife I've been to you!
And now I suppose you'll be going to public
dinners every day I it's no m your telling
me you've only been to one before ; that's
nothing to do with it nothing at all. Of
course you'll be out every night now. I
knew what it would come to when you were
made a mason : when you were ome made a
brother,' as you call yourself, I knew where
the husband and father would be ; I'm sure,
Caudle, and though I'm your own wife, I
grieve to say it I'm sure you havo n't so
much heart, that you have any to spare for
people out of doors. Indeed, I should like to
see the man who has 1 No, no, Caudle ; I'm
by no means a selllsh woman quite the con
trary ; I love my fellow-creatures as a wife
and mother of a family, who has only to look
to her own husband and children, ought to
love 'em.
"A 'brother' indeed! What would you
say, if I was to go and be made a 'sister V
Why, I know very well the house would n't
hold you.
" Where's your watch ? How should I know
where your watch is ! You ought to know.
Hut to be sure, people who go to public din
ners never know where anything is when
they come home. You've lost it, no doubt;
and 't will serve you quite right if you have.
If it should be gone and nothing more likely
I wonder if any of your 'brothers' will give
you another ? Catch, 'em doing it.
Yon must find your watch And you'll get up
for' it f Nonsense don't lie foolish lie still.
Your watch is mi the inantlo-pieco.
Ha! Isn't it a good thing for you, you've
somebody to take care of it I
"What do you say? I'm a dear creature ?
Very dear, indeed, you think me, I dare say.
Hut the fact is, you don't know what you're
talking about to-night. I'm a fool to open my
lips to you but 1 can't help it.
" Where's your vutrh ? Haven't I told you
on the mantel-piece ? All right, indeed ?
Pretty conduct you men call all right. There
now, hold your tongue, Mr. Caudle, and go to
Bleep: I'm sure 'tis the best thing you can do
to-night. You'll be able to listen to reason
to-morrow morning ; now, it's thrown away
upon you.
" Where's your check-book ? Never mind your
check-book. I took care of that. What busi
ness had I to take it out of your pocket? Every
business. No, no. If you choose to go to
fublic dinners, why as I'm only your wife
can't help it. Hut I know what fools men
are made of there ; and if I know it, you never
take your check-book again with you. What !
Didn't I see your name down last year for ten
pounds? 'Job Caudle, Esq., 10.' It looked
very well in the newspapers, of course : and
you thought yourself somebody, when they
knocked the tavern tables ; but I only wish
I'd been there; yes, I only wish I'd been in
the gallery. If I wouldn't havo told a piece of
my mind, I'm not alive. Ten pounds, indeed !
and the world thinks j-ou a very line person
for it. I only wish I could bring the world
here, and show 'em what's wanted at home.
I think the world would alter their mind then;
yes a little.
"What do you say ? A wife has no rrght to
pick her hu.-band' spot-hf A pretty husband
you are, to talk in that way. Never mind :
you can't prosecute her for it or I've no
doubt you would ; none at all. Some men
would do any thing. What ? You've a bit of
a headache ? I hope you have and a good
Lit, too. . You've been to the right place for
it. No I won t bold my tongue. It's all
very well for you linn to go to taverns aud
talk and toast and hurra ana wonder
you're not all ashamed of yourselves to drink
tho Queen's health with all the honors, 1 be
lieve, you call it yei, pretty honi rs .you pay
to the sex I say, 1 wonder you're not
ashamed to drii k that bktsed crUuva's
jnillli, m hen you've only It iulnh how you
siiynuv own wives at hon i. ultuc iiypo
rlMfttml l-1 UH'n arc t h 1
' vfej"'- ffl.v .' ilavcn't 1 toM you ?
IS trt'. -vcurpilluw tfcore, you i)rxln't i.e.
(jfiii ji Jit. 1 tell you it's under your ; il
Jipcr. t.H.ightl T;u great deal you
ftrOBU Tvi.at'j lijfl.t Just now. Ha! vati
ftc. i N any ropl bt R.-"' a 1 ani a
tHrnr' r.iun? I'p'i: ! Mr. Caudle ! I'vo o.ily
to ny, I'fvi tired ol your conduct quite tired,
aria' don't care how boon there's an end of it.
' Why ehd I take your cinck-lcok I've told
yon to save yow from ruin, Mr. Caudle.
You're vol going to te ruined? Ha! you don't
know anything when you're out. I know
what they do at those public dinners charities,
they call 'em ; pretty charities ! True Charity,
I believe, always dines at home. 1 know what
they do : the whole system '& a trick. No :
I'm not a stony-hearted creature : and you ought
to le ashamed to say so to your wife and the
mother of your children, but, you'll not
make me cry to-night, I can tell you I was
going to say that oh! you're such an aggra
vating man I don't know what I was going to
say !
"Thank Heaven? What for ? I don't see
that there's anything to thank Heaven about !
I was going to say, 1 know the trick of public
dinners. They get a lord, or a duke, if they
can catch him anything to make people say
they've dined with nobility, that's it yes,
they get one of these people, with a star per
haps in his coat, to take the chair and to talk
all sorts of sugar-plum things about charity
and to make foolish men, with wine in 'em,
feel that they've no end or money; and then
shutting their eyes to their wives and
families at home all the while that their own
faces are red and Hushed like poppies, and
they think to-morrow will never come then
they get 'em to put their hand to paper.
Then they make 'em pull out their checks.
Hut I took your book, Mr. Caudle you
couldn't do it a second time. What are you
laughing at? Nothing It's no matter: I
shall see it in the paper to-morrow ; for if you
gave anything you were too proud to hide it.
I know your charity.
"Where's your watch? Haven't I told you
fifty times where it is ? In the pocket over
your head of course. Can't you hear it tick .'
No : you can hear nothing to-night.
"And now, Mr. Caudle, I should like to
know whose hat it is you've brought home ?
You went out with a beaver worth three-and-...,.,.
fci.illinirs the second time you've
worn it and you bring home a thing that no
Jew in his senses would give iivepence for. I
couldn't even get a pot of primroses-and
vou know I always turn your om Raw into
oots-not a pot of primroses tor it. I m cer
tain of it now I've otten thought it, but
now I'm sure that some people dine out only
to ( hang their hats.
THE DAILY EVENING TELEGRAPH.jPniLADELFniA, TUESDAY,
" Where's ynnr tint, h 1 Caudle, you're bring
ing mo to aii early grave !"
We hope that Caudle was penitent for his
conduct; indeed, thero is, we think, evidence
tnathe was so: for to this lecture ho has ap
pended no comment. The man had not the
lace to do it.
TWENTY-EJUS T EE V TUE E.
VR. CAl'IH.K "AS NOT ACTKI) "LIKR A lll'SHAND"
AT TIIK WKDIJINO-DINNKR.
"Ah me ! It's no use wishing none at all:
but I do wish that yesterday tourteon years
could come back again. Little did I think,
Mr. Caudle, when you brought me home from
church, vour lawful wedded wife little, I
say, did I think that I should keep my wedding-dinner
in the manner I have done to-day.
Fourteen vears ago ! Yes, I see you now in
your blue coat with bright buttons, and your
white watered-satin waistcoat, and a moss rose
bud in your button-hole, which you said was
like me. What? You never talked such twn
m use ? Ila I Mr. Caudle, you don't know what
you talked that day but I do. Yes; and you
then sat at the table as if your face, as 1 may
say, was buttered with happiness, and
What? No, Mr. Caudle, don't say that;
havo not wiped the butter off not 1. If you,
above all men, are not happy, you ought to
In1, gracious knows !
"Yes, I will talk of fourteen years ago.
Ha ! you sat beside n:e then, and picked out
all sorts of nice things for me. You'd have
given me pearls and diamonds to eat if I could
have swallowed 'cm. Yes, I say, you sat
beside me, and What do you talk about?
You couldn't sit beside, me, to-day That's
nothing at all to do with it. Hut it's so like
you. I can't speak but you II y off to some
thing else. Ha! and when the health of the
young couple was drunk, what a speech you
made then! It was delicious ! How you made
everybody cry, as if their hearts were breaking;
and I recollect it as if it were yesterday, how
tho tears ran down dear father's nose, and
how dear mother nearly went into a fit t Dear
souls! They little thought, with all your fiue
talk, how you'd use me I Horn have yon used
me ? O Mr. Caudle, how cau you ask that
question? It's well for you I cau't see you
blush. How have you uswd me!
"Well, that the same tongue could make a
speech like that, and then talk as it did
to-day ! How did you talk ? Why, shamefully !
What did you say about your wedded happi
ness? Why. nothing. What did you say
about your wife ? Worse than nothing ; just
as if she were a bargain you were sorry for,
but were obliged to make the best of. What
do you say? And bad's thebist? If you say
that again, Caudle, I'll rise from my bed.
You dul n't say it? What, then, did you say.'
Something very like it, 1 know. Y'es, a pretty
speech of thanks for a husband! And every
body could see that you didn't care a pin for
me; and that's why you had 'em here; that's
why you invited 'em, to insult me to their
faces. What? made ynu invite 'em? O
Caudle, what an aggravating man you are !
"I suppose you'll say next I made you invite
Miss l'rettyman ? Oh, yes ; don't tell me her
brother brought her without your knowing it.
What ? Didn't 1 hear him nay no '? Of course I
did; but do you suppose I'm quite a fool ?
Do you think I don't know that that was all
settled between you ? And she must be a
nice person to come unasked to a woman's
house ! Hut I know why she came, tilw
came to look about her. What do I mean?
Oh, the meaning's plain enough. She came to
see how she should like the rooms how she
should like my seat at the fire-place; how she
and if it isn't enough to break a mother's
heart to be treated so ! how she should like
my dear children.
"Now, it's no use your bouncing about at
but of course that's it; I can't mention Miss
l'rettyman but you iling about as if you were
in a lit. Of course that shows there's some
thing in it. Otherwise, why should you dis
turb yourself? Do you think I didn't see her
looking at the ciphers on the spoons as if she
already saw mine scratched out and her's
there? No, I shan't drive you mad, Mr.
Caudle; and if I do it's your own fault. No
other man would treat the wife of his bosom
in What do you say ? You might as well hwe
inarried a hedgehog? Well, now it's come to
something ! Hut it's always the case ! When
ever you've seen that Miss 1'rettyniau, I'm
sure to be abused. A hedgehog ! A pretty
thing ti-i a woman to bo called by her hus
I land ! Now you don't think I'll lie quietly in
' bed, nnd be culled a hudgehog do you, Mr.
Can .tier
"VV il. loidv i tie Miss Prettyman hal a
goo.1, d'l'uer, limit's all. had none! You
ki:ww 1 had none hi w was I to get any ?
You kiiovr li r.t the nly part of the turkey I
cav .cr ' the lneriy-tlioiight. And that of
comre, went to Miss l'rettyman. Oh, I saw
you If ugh when you put it on her plate ! And
you don't suppose, after such an insult as
that, I'd taste another thing upon the table ?
No, I should hope I have more spirit than
that. Yes; and you took wine with her
four times. What do you say ? Only twice?
Oh, you were so lost fascinated, Mr. Caudle;
yes, fascinated ixt you didn't know what
you did. Howevrr, I do think while I'm
alike I might be treated with respect at my
own table. I say, while I'm alive; for I know
I sha'n't last long, and then Miss l'rettyman
may come and take it all. I'm wasting daily,
and no wonder. I never say anything about
it, but every week my gowns are taken in.
"I've lived to learn something, to be sure!
Miss l'rettyman turned up her nose at my
custards. It isn't sufficient that you're
always finding fault yourself, but you must
bring women home to sneer at me at my own
table. What do you say .' She didn't turn vp
ner miser i Know she ilnl; not but that it's
needless Providence has turned it up quite
enough for her already. And she must give
herself airs over my custards ! Oh, I saw her
mincing with the spoon as if she was chewing
sand. What do you sav ! She praised mi
plum-pudding f Who asked her to praise it'
Like her impudence, I think !
"Yes, a pretty day I've passed. I shall not
lorget this wedding-day, 1 think ! And as I
say, a pretty speech you made in the way of
thanks. No, Caudle, if I was to live a hundred
years you needn't groan, Mr. Caudle, I shall
not trouble you half that time if I was to live
a hundred years, I should never forget it.
Never ! You didn't even so much asbriii"
one of your children into your speech. And
dear creatures ! what have they done to offend
you ? No; I shall not drive you mad. It's you,
Mr. Caudle, who'll drive mo mad. Everybody
says so.
"And you suppose I didn't see how it was
managed, that you and that Miss l'rettyman
were always partners at whist t Hum teas it
mamigid! Why, plain enough. Of course you
packed the cards, and could cut what you
liked. You'd settled that between you. Y'es;
and when she took a trick, instead of leading
off a trump she. play whist, indeed ! what
did you say to her, when she found it was
wrong ? Oh it was impossible that hir heart
bhould mistake ! And this, Mr. Caudle, before
people w ith your own wife in the room !
"And Miss l'rettyman I won't hold my
tongue. I will talk of Miss Prettyman : who's
the, indeed, that I shouldn't talk of her? I
suppose slip thinks she sings ? What do you
say? She .tings like a mermaid f Y'es, very
very like a meimaid: for she never sings but
hhe exposes. herself, bho might, I think, have
chosen another song. ' love, somebody,' in
deed; as if I didn't know who was meant by
that 'somebody;' and all the room knew it, of
course; and that was what it was done for
nothing else.
' However, Mr. Caudle, as my mind's made
up, I shall say no more about ' the matter to
night, but try to go to sleep."
"And to my astonishment and gratitude,"
writes Caudle, "she kept hor word."
Mrs. Vaudle's Cwrtain lecture will be continued
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dated October Vi, 1ms. lor filly t-hares mock In name of
Annie L. Alice: also, Cert lllcate No. X of Maryland
Hold Mining Company, fluted Augie-t 31, is, for UK)
shares slock iu name of Edwin A. At lee.
EDWIN A. ATI.F.K,
2 22 ftuat No. 41 N. FIFTH (Street
GAG
LIGHT
FOR TIIK COUNTRY.
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t'EItlMS
CO.'N Al'TOJlATIC OA
MAt'IlINEJ
FOR TR1VATE RESIDENCES. MILLS, IIOTELI
CHURCHES, ETC.,
FURNISHING FROM TEN TO SIX HUNDREr
LIGHTS, AS MAY BE REQUIRED.
This", machine Is guaranteed: does not gel ont o
onler, and.lbe time to manage it is about live minute
a week.
The simplicity of thin apparatus. Its entire reedom
from danger, the cheapness and quality ut t lie light
over all others, lias trained for II tti - favorable oniuion
ol those acquainted Willi lis merits. The names of
loose having used mem lor ine last inreu years wu
be given by calling at our OFFICE.
NO. 109 SOUTH FOURTH NTREKT,
Wbere the machines can he seen in operation.
FERRIS & CO., Box 491 P. O
Pend for a Pamphlet. Wstuin:mi
pACHINE STUCK NEEDLES
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Open Paper sbowlne how Needles are Arranged.
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SHOULD RIIY THEM.
Ynu profit by superior quality.
Vim inotli bv freedom from loss.
You prolll by finding at once the exact size you
need.
You profit by having the choice of one size, or
uilAeu Bin 111 uuuu paper,
yon nam: at tub phimumi. tbiji-
1KINO AND DltV CjOOOM NTOIti:M
TIIItOUIIOUT THE CITY AMI JTAT
AM 1Y ALL TIIK LEA11LMI J O at III -N J
1IOVMEN. 2 2stutnlm
MANUFACTURERS' AGENCY.
NO. S8 IIANK NTKKKT, PIII1.AUBCPITIA,
M.63 1VAUUO STKEHT. HJB1V lfOKIi.
5-20S
5-20s
McCAULEY.llOWLETTii Co-,
TATENT MACHINE
PA I' Kit A AND I'LOl'R SACK
MANUKACTUBKRS ANIi FKIMTKItS,
no. 520 o.vhi:kck stkiokt.
Patcliel-bottom Flour Sacks.
p.. 'i, and 40 lbs cream. No. 1 and No. 2 drab.
No.'rilanilla from 'i to ths, full size.
'- " " ?4lor6H.'s'
w rapping. !ol,;5;s'
While. .a to 6 Hih, "
' a to 'ii tt.s. Philadelphia size.
Special attention Is called to the superior quality
and treat variety of our maiiulaciures, adapted to the
vi.iious wants of Wlllers. Grocers, Druggists, Seeds
Uien, Conlectloners, eic. tc. Orders for printed bags
promptly atleuded to, and a liberal discount made to
the trade. 3 7 thstulm
H
oUSE-FURNlSHING GOODS.
EXCEI.I.EXT PPdKTUNITr TOSECUKE
IIARtiAIXN.
To close the estate of the late
JOHN A. 9ICRPIIEV,
Importer and Dealer u
House-Furnlghina Goods,
NO. 932 CIIESNIT STREET,
Between Ninth and Teqtb, South Bide, Philadelphia
His Administrators now offer the whole stock at
prices below the ordinary rates charged. This stocg
embraces every thing wanted In a well-ordered house
hold: Plain Tin Ware, Brushes, Wooden Ware,
Baskets, Plated Ware, Cutlery, Iron Waru, Japauned
Ware, aud Cooking Uteuslis ol every dwcription.
A great variety of M1AKKK GOODS, BIRD
CAGES, etc. etc.. can be obtained on the most reason
able terms.
GENUINE ARCTIC REFRIGERATORS AND
WATER COOLERS.
A tine assortment of PAPIER M ACHE GOODS.
Tills Is the largest retail establishment lu ibis line
In Philadelphia, aud citizens aud strangers will find it
to their advantage to examine our stock belore pur
chasing, NOTE. Our friends In the country may order by
ip all, and prompt attention will be given. Ill 1 thstu
pASTE I PASTE I TASTE !
TIIK UNION PASTE AND 8IZINO
COMPANY
Manufacture PATENT PASTE which only need to
tie known to be appreciated. It li alwav ready lor use
I warranted not to ferment, and ) (old cheap.
It ta put np In bimli, halt barrel, aud boxr.
; KK1TII & I'ICKETT,
OL AOESTi,
luetuthsam No. 134 South Wharves.
Ill
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4a vv
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1
mm.
MARCH 19, 1207:.
WATCHLS, JEWriPY; ETC..
"t'WlS LADOK Ji & CO.
'DIAMOND DEALERS & .TEW ELK US.
w iTintl 1IHHI1IT SII.VKH iTAKI.
, WA1CHE3 and JEWEL2Y EEPAIEEDV
102 ChentnntSt., , rby
Have on band alarge and splendid assortment
PIAMONIM,
WATIHCTi
JEWELRY, ANI
NUVKK-WABK
OF ALL KISDH AM PRIC KM.
Partlrnlar attention Is reonested to onr large stock
Of DIA WONDW, and the extremely low price.
BRIDAL PRESENTS made ot HterllnK and Stan
dard Hllver. A large aasonmeni to select from.
WATCH EH repaired in the beet manner, and war
ranted. 5 lf4p
Diamonds ana all precious stones bought tor casn.
i joh:n dow man,
id A
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No. T04 AHCII Street,
PHII.ADKI 1'HIA,
MANUFACTURER AND DEALER IN
SILVER AND PLATE DWARE,
Our GOODS are decidedly tbeclieapest in the city
for
TKIPLI' PI.ATK, A NO. 1. 5 26
WATCHLS, JKWELUY.
W. W. CASSIDY,
No. IK KOI Til fc. OM HTKI'.KT,
Offers an entirely new and most carefully select d
slock of
AMERICAN AND GENEVA WATCHES,
JEWELRY.
B1LVER-WARE, AND FANCY ARTICLES 01
EVERY DESCRIPTION, suitable for
BBIu'li OB HOLIDAY PRESENTS.
An examination will show my stock to be unsur
passed lu quality and cbeapium.
Particular atlention paid to repairing 8 1S
n diissi:i i. A en..
w
NO. S NORTH SIXTH NTUEET,
Have Just received an Invoice ot
HU NCH BIASTH. t'LOt'KS.
Manufactured to their order lu Paris.
Also, a few INFERNAL ORCHESTRA CLOCKS,
with side pieces; which they oiler lower than the same
goodB can be purchased in the cltV. 5 26
HENRY HARPER,
ir
DQO ARCH Street,
Manufacturer and Dealer in
WATCHEN,
t'lNK JEWELRY,
klLVKU l'LAD'll WARE, AND
811
MOI.II SILVER WARE.
l-UBN.TURE, BLDDlNG, ETC.
r0 HOUSEKEEPERS
I liave a large stock of every variety of
FUKNITUltB,
Which I will sell at reduced prices, consisilng of
PLAIN AND MARBLE 'IOP COTTAGE SUITS
WALNUT CHAMi.EK BUI 18.
PARLOR t-UJ IS IN VELVET PLUSH.
PARLOR BU118 IN 1IAIUCLOTU.
PARLOR SUITS IN REPf.
Sideboards. Extension Tuples, Wardrobes, Book'
cases, Mattresses, Lounges, et.:, etc.
I. P. IH STIVE,
8 1 N. E. corner SECOND and RACK Streets,
g'STABLISHED 1705
A. S. ROB3NSON,
rrcKCb riiilc icnkins-GIasscs,
EKGUAVINGS. 1'AlNTlMiS, 1 RAWING 8 ETC."
Kanufactorcr n i) kindf of
U)0I2IQ-0LA153, POETi i'r, ikTiVJ FICTOBX
l'EAliril 1.
No. OlO CHESNUT STIIKKT,
TIIX1U) DOOR ABOVE T IE CONTINENTAL,
J-itlL4Dl:i.l'iUA. 81jJ
RALR0A1 LINES.
N IS A M ES SIC B OUT EI
CARRYING THE UNl i KJi STATES MAIL,
THE SIIOKTF.ST LINE T ALL, POINTS
SOUTH AM) SOIIHWLST.
PASSENGERS FOR
Norfolk
Welilon
Kaleih,
Newbern,
Charlotte,
Wilmington
Coluiubiu,
Cbaileuton,
E ltiKsvilm,
t-avun nab,
AUKiista,
A lianla,
J! aeon.
West Polnv.
lontKouiery,
Mobile, aud
m:w Ol i.i;an..
TO AVOID DELAY ASK FOR TICKETS
BY 1 II K
M7W ANU SHORT ANA'AJIESSK! KOVTF.
Trains leave fiepot of
PHILADELPHIA, WILMlN'.Vi'ON, AND BALTI
MORE RAILROAD,
BROAD Street and VA.-lll.0'l'ON Avenue,
DAILY (Saturday excepteu; at II P. M
Arriving In Norfolk at 1 P. Al. the following day.
FIVE HOURS SOONER Til AN 11 Y ANY OTHEB
LJLME, and making close connections for all points
koctii and koijTinvmi
For TIckeM and all other Infoimatlon, apply at the
Otlice of the Ctonipanf, No. B-V CHESNU'l Street, or
at the Ticket Olllce of the l'l.lladelphla, Wlliulngtou,
aud Baltimore Railroad, No. CUEsNUT Street,
H. P. WILTBAJIK,
12tf G ENEltAL AOKNT.
I)HILADELPniA. OERMA NTOWN AND NOB
.ristowuRailroad.ME On and after Thursday, November I, 186, nntll far
ther notice. for OERMA NTOWN,
Leave Philadelphia, 6, 7, s, . Hi, , n, 12 A. M 1, 2, 8'lft,
8-4.j. , 5, S to, d in, 7. b, I). 10, 11, liV.il.
Leave Oerniantown, . 7. r: . 8, 10, 11, 12 A. M,
1,2. , 4, 4-44, 6, B-SU.7. 8,8, W.H V. M.
Thes-amoM-n train and 8'4o and 5-46 up train will
not slop on tht Gerniaiitowii br anch.
ON SUNDA .
Leave Philadelphia at ld A. M 2. 7. 10-45 P. M.
Leave Oerniantown at 8'16 A. M., 1. 6, 8'48 P, M.
CHESNUT HILL RAILROAD,
l eave Philadelphia at , , 10, U A. M 2, 8 45, 6 45,
6LeaveChnHtHIU Bt 7;iO.(. 9 40, 1'40 A, M., P,
8-40. 6'40, .-40. W&S&va,
I eave Philadelphia at ll'is A. M., t and 7 P. M.
Leave Chebiiul Hill at 7 '60 A. M. 12'40, 6 40 aud t a
r,EOBCONSnOHOCKFN AND NORRISTOWN.
Leave Philadelphia al .8. fru 1P0 A. M, Pan, 8, m
Mm. 'I5, 81)6 and U'l P. M.
Leave Norriatowu at 6 40, 7, 7 60, , II A, M., 1'80,H0,
TbeD6' P.M. train will stop at School Ine, Whin,
hlckou, Muyauk bprhig Alillud Comhohookua
ON SUNDAYS.
A Leava Philadelphia at 8 A. M., and 8 4 P. M.
LeaveNorrlaioayM.eansao p.m.
Leave Philadelphia at Ji as, a-oj M yK g, t-fA
t ae. M6, fc oi aud Jl o P. M.
Leave Manayunk at lo, 7 J0, g-ao, f9D, 1P0 A. M. I,
f. -46 and b-.F.M.oNHUNDAya
Leave Pblladelpbla at A. M M and 6 46 P. SC.
LtjiV ManauuH tti"i Du A. M., t no and 9 P. M.
W. S WILSON, Oimeral Superlnteiident.
I Depot. NINTH, aud UREEN buwita,
IN o.
CITY ORDINANCES.
C COMMON COUNCIL OF riULAUKLrUIA.
J Cl.fcllKOKFICIt, , I
IIIILAPKI.I'HIA, t fjorunry
In pursimnce of the annexed KoHolulion, trie
following bll entitled
Creftln(r a Loan to pay certain defloloncle. foe
the 1'urchnse of the Insdowne Kstate, Bnd foe
oilier purposes," la hereby piibllsliiMj In accord
ance who. me acv oi Asscmuiy, ior puuno m
lormatiou. . .
JUUIH tUKSlKlH,
Ciurk of Commoa CounolL
AN OKDINANOK CRF.ATINO A IXAN TO PAT On
TAIN DKt'ICIF.NCIKH, FOB TUB FUKUUAHK Or
HIT. LAN8DOWNB KSTATK, AND FOtt OTUKK
I'UHPOHKS.
Keri ion 1. The Pelectand Common Connoili
of tlie CHy of 'hilndolplilit do ordain, That tlw
Mayor ol 1'lilliidelphla be and lie Is hereby
authorized to borrow, at not less than par, on
Hie credit of the city, iroin time to nine, on
million elcht hundred thousand dollars, to 04
applied oh jollowa, viz.:
r lrst. jo pay ucucinuius, vuu wunuu
hundred thousnnd tlollfti.
(Second. Eor t he purcnitue oi ine nsnnuowos
Ksln'e, and iniprovemeut of the game, on
hundred tlioiiRHiid dollnrs.
Third. For a House of Correction, one handre
tbovifnnd dollars.
Fourth. To pay ine increase iu niw
Kcliool Teachers' aud House i;ieanerw
bMb.rks, one liuuareu intiusauu uunsis
which interest, not to exceed the rate of nix pec
cent. ttr niiuum, Hhull be paid half yearly, om
the first days of January aud July, at tne OJdloa
of the City Treasurer. ,
The principal oi nam ionn snsii oe pay
able and raid ot the expiration of thirty
renin lrom tne oute hi hio iuj. buu u.
.i.o.ro it in. in. t lin con hc nt of the holders
thereof; and the certificate therefor.ln the usual
foimof the ctrtitlcales of City Loan, shall b
issued in such amounts as tho lenders may re
finire. but not lor any fractional part of ona
. . . . ,. 1 . 1 I . .
lililiuieu fioiiara, or, il miuiira,m nmuuunui
tlve hiinilri il or one thousand dollars: and il
Hliall be expressed in said certificates t hat tha
loan therein niL iitioiicd.aiui ine interest luerew,
are payable free lrom ail taxes.
fMTUOii , w neuever imy nmii nuait no iuuv
lir virtue t lierefif. there shall lie. by force of till
ordinance, annually appropriated out of the
Income oi tne corporate estates, anu iruiuvuo
sum raised by taxation, a sum sufficient ta
tmy the interest on said certificates; anu ine
further sum of three-tenths of one per centum
mi the liar value of such certificates so issue
shall be appropriated quarterly out of aald In
come ana laxes to a sinning iuuu; wuiuu iuuu
und Us accumulations are hereby especially
pledged for the redemption and payment of
buld certificates.
KK0LUT10N TO PPBUSn A LOAN BILL.
Resolved, That the Clerk be authorized to
rubllnh, In two dnlly newspapers of this city,
Uai .v, for four weeks, the Ordinance present
to the Common Council on Thuruday.-February
SI, 18u7,entitled A ,
"An ordluance Creating a Loan to pay oorta!
deficiencies, for the purchase of the Lausdowna
Kslale, and foroiher purposes."
And the said Clerk, at the stated meetlnB of
Councils after the expiration of four week"
from the first day of said publication, shall pre
sent to this Council one of each of said newn
pnpers for every day In which the same slial
have been made, 2 23 iMt
STOVES, RANGES, ETC.
QULVER'S NEW PATENT
II i;P MAND-JOLM
HOT-AIR FURNACE.
BANfiES OF AI.Ii MIZEM.
Also, Pbllegar's New Low Pressure Steam Heating
Apparatus. For sale by
CIIAItLEM WILLIAM,
No. 1182 MARKET Street.
6 1(1
jx, THOMPSON'S L0ND0:
OR EUROPEAN RANGE,
"Xi tels, or Public Institutions, I
:Aj FERENT SIZES. Also, Ph
THOMPSON'S LONDON KITCHENER
tor Families. Ho-
in TWENTY DIE-
'lilladelnhia Ranirea.
lloi-AIr Furnaces. Portable Healers. LowdownOraLea.
Eireboard Stoves, Bulb Rollers, Slewliole Plalea,
Boilers. Cooking Stoves, etc., wholesale and retail, by
the manufacturers. SHARl'E fe THOMSON,
11 17 siutbuui No. 209 N. SECOND Street.
ENGINES, MACHINERY, ETC.
pfff PENN f TEAM ENGINE AND
yLuATBOiLKU WORKS. NEAE1E Jk I.K1VV.
ilulV lKAl. nixu iiir.uauiiAl. n.i.NUlie.i!jiU3.
MACHlNlS'JS. BOILER-MAKERS, BLACK
SMITHS, and FOUNDERS, having for many years
been in euccensl ul operat.un, aud been exoiusively
enlaced iu building and repairing Marine and River
J-urines, bl(!h and iow-presaure. Iron Boilers, Water
'1 links, Propellers, etc. etc., respectfully oiler their
feci vices to tbe public as being fully prepared to con
tract lor engines of all sixes, Murine, River, and
btullonary; having sets of patterns of olllerent sizes,
are prepared to execute orders with quick despatch.
Every description of pattern-making made at tha
shortest uotice. High aud Low-pressure Fine,
'lubular, and Cylinder Hollers, ot Uie bent l'ennsyl
Muna charcoal iron, Forgings of all sizes and kinds;
l.on and JirafS Casilugs of all descriptloiia; Ron
Turning, Sciew Cutting, and all other work connected
wlih toe above biisiueKS.
Drawings and sciflcatlous for all work don
at the ewiabllhiimeut lree ol charge, aud work guar
anteed. The auhscWrs have amplo wharf-dock room for
n pi.us of boats, . here they cau lie In perloct saietjr.
Hid ure provided with sheurs, blocks, lulls, etc. etc
lor laiblug heavy or light wcklith.
i JACOB O. NEA FIE,
JOHN P. LEW.
82l BEACH and PALMER Streets.
1. VAUOI1AN kUKKlCK, WILLIAM H. MKaatCK.
JOHN M. COPK. '
SOUTllWAEK FOCMJjKY, FIFTII AND
WASD-lNli'lON Streets.
PlllI.All.LPUlA.
MERRIC K ii MJ.NS,
ENGINEERS AND MACHINISTS,
n anufactuic High aud Low 1'iesMire Sleaiu Euginee
jor Land, River, and Marine Service.
Boilers, UaHumelers, Tanks, Iron Boats, eta
Castings ol all kinds, either iron or brass.
Iron Frame Roofs tor Uas Works, Workshops, and
pailroud Millions, etc.
RelortH and Jas Machluery, of the latest aud moot
'nipioved construction.
Every description of Plantation Machinery, and
i-ugur, Saw, and Orlst Mills, Vacuum Pans, Opeu
t-ii am Ttalns, Defecators, Filters, Puuioiug Eu-
lies, etc.
Sole Agents lor N. Billeux's Patent Sugar Boiling
Apparatus, Nesinyth's Patent steam Hummer, aud
Aspiuwali & W ooluey's Pamnl Centrifugal biigac
Draining Machine. 6 3oJ
BBIDESBTJJKtJ MACHINE WORKS.
OFFICE,
No. 5 N. 1'RONT STREET,
FHlLAllULi'UIA.
We are prepared to lill orders to any extent for oar
ell-ktiow n
MACHINERY FOR CorrON AND WOOLLEN
MILLS,
Including all recent luiproveuieuts In Carding, 8pln
umg, and Weaving.
W e invite theaiieutlon of manufacturers to oar ex.
leuaive woras.
J!
ALFRED JENg" fe "ON.
STEARKS, WHiTNEY & BRIDGES,
No. 327 CHESNUT STREET,
Manufacturers of
CAST-IRON WATER AND STEAM PIPB
Of all sir.es; bIso Fittings for the same, at the lowest
uiarnet rates. Extensive niacliliiery has been pre
pared, and wo are now ready to furnish this pipe to
suy amount al short notice. Also general Railroad
and Steamboat supplies.
HATTERS.
NPHINU sTYLER'
GENTS' DBESS HATS,
LARGE VARIETY OF FAlfOY STYLE,
MVITABLK t OK YOUTH ANI CHILDKKSf 1
ALL THE LATEST NOVELTIEriOW R:ADY.
CALL AND EXAMINE THEM.
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