TIIE DAILY EVENING TELEGRAPI7. miljADELrmA, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 26, 18C1. telegraph A t I'm'"-, hi Rr;ll WitM't llnlpramt. 1 u fi.io '. UK-1 -ii t.- Mr. l iii'TJ'j.i .ife i.-e i:i ti (.? ir.i.V ll'.i-. , tie Si ! m'-I" i.'r nc vs rro. i"itiiibi:.l 1m lli,.trvi : -llnllf. v. I Mi: I lie..'.', S.iv. I i! r!r Ai ..I 1 TO! m v My I ' h .i.ni' IV ' .. . - ll. .11! I A, I f i.cc r h. ni ,i,' ll'V MUM l,v li ..' li.- . c v .,11': I""' ; 1 l "I (". My inn' h t; Min en r 'i i 'ii m r i 1 ic fin tl'c w A I i:n' liut -I tiiiiie! your v! ,.: I. .r-i IllrVli.' .1' I. ' Vi'in i - hi I I.O 1 llTII IS 1.' I Knicnk, .ui.l r , ami N n ir.l .i nl Tii Half p'li J or i r i-t; : .iimI tii .' : !;' I'l.lcr Ill.m all I'ly in r.-' i r,v-, Tl e H'lllr c, i4ii I !. ,r i:u I .uul "nni;. Yet Ii.ft'ii.tiil i". i h. rj-i' in I inc. 1 n -h n I In' in. k ii'ik t.i'tiiow i.i J ily ; f j li of in. '. tin; i, 'in: : b-r ni kmiix, 1'iirye r d' r m I " ''ill. li-' f ui- n ; I reatire ,i M't . I in ito hy :ny I'ri'.i'li. Ami, n my i.i I'h n n'.i - cli'i iiinl il'i', (Jiving a hint nl ha: hi. li oba.;i,r) n it. Kit h arc the So i-;; nM ; who fcivee irii't; Vit thi-jr r 'I Ley pro; ' ilu; ma tor pc.trH, lm' nric tluil iris : They I'iiu K I'lif. o tticn (. nn I civ.' i to the :. I'V-r i' very w:w c i-i wc t'tli 1. 1 I .i l.i i , Mrailb to the i iiniiitii; artit wlio v in wcrk This m: i 111' -s Mrtiixlb. Where ahull he fia.l, () w.ivrt ! A luiul jotir A tint 'h' mlilcr" cannot lift ? I. with my h.iniiiK'r inn;ul:ii2 cvrmorc The roc ky on:tt, 'iiu'o Amid into 'iut, Mrrwing my tied, ami, in ann'.lirr a;e, Hi build a contit.ciit i t Letter nii'n. 1 hi n I unliiir the iluur-i tnv y itlis Km 1 rut T he f xoilui ot' ii.ili -lift : I ilici'v Mm to all rli'irci that trout Hie Imuy main. I, too, li.ivi" nrt uti'l -orr. rip-; Illusion ilwelu t'or.vyr with tii'' w.ivi'. I hnnw what sin lis are laid, l. '.ivi' mc to di ll With cri'iliilou-, iniiig'iiaiivi! iimu. l-'or, tlion.!:h lin -i-oop my w iti-r in his a'rn, A frw roils oil' he i!i "iu i it l'imih and i i"Uil. l'laiiim(( nr.u.go fruits mid sunshine on tin.' -ho r, I mnke n nie ina-t ulluiini.', some lone ilo, To distant nun who must pi there, or die. An Australian lUlttnr's I ronblex. flOOD Rl'A-IlN I'Olt srsri'.NiUNi: NK'.Ht'M'i:il. Tbo editor of the (ieelon fVuni.V. , a news paper In Australia, tells the story of his woc, in gnod-iialurid way, in the following list of reason! for suspendini; publication : "lieeanse a large number of subscribers never pay at all. Ileiau-o many of tlieiu pay once in two or three yearn, while the proprietor pava every Saturday (when ho has the tnoneyb He cause ninny of the HiietionoeiH state then clients arc U 0 poor to ndfeitise ia more than one p iper, and the proprietor Is too poor to advertise gntit. lleeause the tanners, who have been always, and still are, our fast friends, have, by a visitation of Providence, become too poor to eneouraL'e- li'cra- tmc this present winter. H.-eau-e the s inters I nay we go tor tl.e people won e it tneir b el an 1 mutton, and not for thosj who buy wool, and that in con-eiiiienee tbo CI 'nnn I is nun irthy oi their support the logic of wiiieh rcinon it is very hard to din over. Heeause the I. ginla inu im poses a tax on tlio cinveyance of liewnnpers thiough the post, which prmsos very hardly on Die proprietor, ho not only logim: tlio papers of his ron paving country subscribers, but having to pay tor tuo privilege into the u.irgum. It cause the roads arc so bid that it Is imp i.-sible to reach many subsi ribem during iho winter, and often, wlieu after milch tn 'illation an I many bd-giiigs, 'our colic, tor' does su :eeeil in so doing, he is very politely told to ill again next year.' liecause a general apa'.liy fiervades the entire district, the people seem 11 g to have made up their minds that to buttle with monopoly and class legLsla ion is to engage in a hopelns struggle against might, the consequences being that the tanner leaves his land unfilled, the small capitalists cross the Murrny river, the larger ones go to Queensland ir New Zealand, ihe shopkeepers take refuge in the Insolvent Court, and the laborer leeds himself with his lan.ily at the public sunn kitchen they are all too poor to pay for a new spaper, and almost too wretched to read oun. lSec iu-e the proprietor of the deelong f'lmmirls is 01' opinion that every newspaper should be thoroughly inde pendent, and that when it reasos to bo Inde pendent it becomes a public nuisance rather than public benefit, and the editor becomes a mero puppet in the li m is of the proprietor, who pulls the strings, 'cabined, cribbed, cuiitined,' poaor lul for evil, powerless for good." T lof riitililo I'rMent tu thr t'ir. We have seen a beautiful little telegraphic pre sent intended for Ihe Cur of Kus-ia, a dos rip tion of w hich will be of interest to our read is. Tbe article is, In fact, a complete telegraph oili e, comprised witbiu the compass of a morocco cau eight inchtn in length, six inches In wi 1th and three ami one-half inches in depth. Within this case are concocted a complete galvanic battery, known to telegraphers as tlio elec:ropol.ir bat t rv, with six g'ass caps for the acids, in which are inserted ihe zinc plates and carbons by which in generated the electric tluid. Attached to each cup is a switch, by which either the whole or a part of the battery can be applied to the wires connecting with the instru ment. The force, or electric power gener ued by this miniature buttery is niilllcient to worK tlio instrument anil transmit eiisilv mc-snges between thif city und llotton. The rel iy in ignet, w hich is the Oirt et mi ans by which the battery and the telegraph line over which are to be transmit'cl the met siloes sen', is only thirty niches iu length, in inch and a hair In width, the magnet com. .ris ing two coilb 01 copper wire us liuo as the linest thiead, covered with fine silk, each cod covered with hone rubber and cont dningune mile of wire. The "sounder," by which the operator d .-sign ites, by the number and lengthof ihesomidsor"cli eks," the loners transmitted, is only an inch mid a h 1 If in length, un inch and a ipi iiu r wide, and an inch in bright, comprising two upright magnets over which is situ .ted the iirimiture conncc cd with the brass standards by a small brass lever, the whole set on a hodow base of hard rubber. The key which the operator uses 10 transmit desp itches is of brass, as Is also the switch attached to it, by which the operator can, at will, "lhro.v oil " the Current of electricity, titd is mounted on hud rubber. The woikiuau-hip is of the linest char acier, nothing being wanted to make th" whole contents of this little ease a cotuple'e and thorough oullit for a lir-t-class telegraph o iice. 1'bc insi rutiieut is on the Morse svstem, and is that which Is in general use in Kus-mi. This bijou of telegraphy is Indeed a beautiful specimen of American mechanism, such as will stiiiunato the ltusMiin telegraphers to emulate, and one which will add inucii to tlio widespread lame of Clmrh s 1 . Chester, Ksip, its maker, as a New York nrti.-un. Colonel ( Imrles s. liulk'ey, Chi' f l'.igiU'er of the Itiissi. 111 American Telegraph line, is in po et ssiou of this miniature teb gra ih tti, e, 10 whom it was presented by Mr. Chest, r, and it will be in turn prsenied to his Imperial HiubncM ihe Crar ot llus-ia upon the arrival of Colonel lluikley at M l'et r-burg, af it the- cum- f lcti' n of the great interioniiiiciit.il telegraph ine bitwecn iho two countries. .V. )'. .r.i'i. The Tkleokai'ii Svstem in Ghat Buitwv. The statistics of the telegraph system In the United Kingdom that is, of the telegraphs open to the public, for there; aro many purely privato lines are interesting. In 1S61, there were ll.iiS miles open; in W'-, 12,71 1A miles; while hist year the lines were extended to cover l;i,Wj miles, which, howover, consisted of 'J.i.ill'.'l miles tif separate wires. The number of stations was Increased in proportion, and last year there were 17V open, containing M instruments, tkrougk which about a,4(J0,lHHJ messages were sent. In addition to tho lines actually on llritish soil, the submarine lines to Calais, Uoulngnc, Dieppe, Jersey, Ostend, Hanover, Denmark, with which the other lines arc more or less all in connec tion, cover 8H7 miles, with &Wi inlksof wire. 1'his line has upwards of 11000 stations in foreign countries. Tho messages sent by it to ami front foreign countries were in I80T, MO.OOO; in 1H', 31U,iU5; and in UvUa, 47bt, w hile tho mileage was not increased. Tho several lines were last f ear, Electric and International, 82iiO miles of Ine and li),M2 vf wires, 10.2 stations. The num ber of messages tent by this eompuny during lb6:i has not been ascertained, bat calculating the fnojiortion of increase from the returns of the wo yearn immediately prucedinc, may be esti mated at nearly 2,000,000. The British and Irish Magnetic, il'M-'i miles, n,Zh miles wires, 4i i stations, b-!7,4-l messages: Kouthcastern Hail, way, 816 miles, Ub424 milss wires, W4 stations, and 62,WS messages wei-e sent; London and Urigbton Railway, 212 miles, M14 miles wires, 441 ataiions, 43,208 messages j London District, 107 Miles, 430 Dillet wires, 81 stations, 217,806 mes swgeai and the United Kingdom. 831 miles, 60V9 miles wrrs, 40 stations, wLeate 220,729 messages tirffviwvdtiU laaoEBSk Rlvtl Hr rf. In the (iina.lim 11. u t it s-cmbly, pomo tl-nc M r,'-e, Ihi y t..id ..mi- ,. -. . rite-1 debitc on the bill to protii'.it tde n.- o:' li i ,t and crinoline, in'ro'lii.'cd t.y M.-. Aircns. ' .nihlisli a few of Ilie must briiiiarr .i...kr. . Mr. liriiirni'Ui.l ij an in i.oit ulmirer of hoop from lululio. ,!. lie was ,o-n mih it love of hones. When lm w is .1 eluMm' tend' r cr i.tiIi he 11 1 d to Inui ile a l.o p. n li 11.1 '.lnsrimn of the fale that . is in ft.-r.' ti.r M'n. I. iter in I ire lm '.ill"'it.'J a r nif, . h 1 ic 1 ill 11 hoop ro.i :h. and even . ' v I Lr , I'l-onnht ter.rs into M r HroA ii f :' ;" ' to ( house 11 wil MU e ! by I; (is an, I iiiu ; 11; k. .! S. i ir, r. O-."' r. Mr. ll iosn. Mr S,.e l, ak. r. 1 in: a a 1 rd-T. XT. V - v i. I' l'. '!;. o! 1:1 e npty li, i'. ere .j'tiic 1 !.i l It I tli.it the, .1 n !;. '':.' ll.. r t"ti.:ii.' i'i. 1 . soul, i: ,vd- "i. ill r. II Mr. lii . ;. .ilo r I ).V Sll 111''. I'll I 1 i "I , u. Mi I. When 1 f,, .1, Mr. ,-..r. Mr. 1 and t''e l.'!e . 1 o ha' e n . 1 in I 01 tl Sieak :i l't 1 1 , -pel . d 11.1 r I :!m'l. (" e 11, t. "in Till, en ' le 0; l.l 1 iM. -( re n 1:1 . o,., n mil', !v u ,i:r 1 s, Mr. , l!i ll '.1 : 11 :h" 1 v . 11 ! 1.) 11 ofll' n l e a'u 1 II ' to ai n r'r.lIlM. Si, p, or Ml In 1111 tl e iniii.-ir ty .0 llri.w n 1 wildly Trntli ! truth ti ti 1 U was what I a- g un: to . Mr. Dnn'nir 1! s nnder-'o 1 friend eeiild nor p.is a on I i bcin nssa il:ed by li in !i 'v m, tlie bonora'i'c uieiu'ier ikmh i.i truth! N.il.cd y. his lion vr I'de s'r"''ts ivi'.h mi . N'o -v, surely. 1 Out 11 io c mid not but bo aw .re th it the , 'i .rac'. r of everv im'inber of the ll,iu-e wa- alb' t, I hv such d.itii Mr. Tnlb,.t objected to such '.lup.irliain u'aiy liingua e. Mr. Uovs pn tsted ii-iinst interruption. II was gomg to -ay by s i. h d i n - Mr. J. I aniTon. The houor.ibl ' nicuiVr -hoii'd not swesr in that il ea It'ul in ine, r. Mr. Ross. Wasn't doing any t'H-ig of the kin 1. but wou d be ictnpt ',1 to do s i ii not allowed to bnisli his sentence by -in li a dam (or.ler, or.lerl a ilujn tconlinion i li.; would repeat it by such dam i tremendous uproii I. Mr. Wright -bod up, and moved. 'itnidst the wildest contusion, that Mr. K i-s he expelled frjin the b"ii-c tor -uch awful langiui.to. Mr. lioss (black In the f ice i exclaimed tint daiiiai.'inL' stntements was all ho meant to say wh'-n inierrupfeil bva fool Mr. Talbot. Wlni is a fowl ? Mr lio-s. l'lioh-h ass M-. Cainrron. ho's an ass ? Mr. K,,ss i wildly . Toolisli asscrtljn of pro fanity. HooltH nt' iiiiitpnii'iita "In tracing some of tiie causes of tint lightness and frivolity of character, and 'hat disinclination for the exercise of the rellctive powers, so lament ably common in the present d ly, one cause I find which is certainly capable of producing such a result. This cause consists in :he number, and hariicter, and ebcapne-s, and peculiar in ido of publication, of the works of a:u iseuient of the pn sent day. In all these re-pcts the change is great, and extremely recent. 1 Ic works of amuse ment published only a lew vein s slm c were com paratively few In number; thev were lcs encit- I inir, and tin retore 1. ss at'r ictive ; and not being published periodically, did not occupv the mind I tor so long a tune, nor keep n'beso constant an expectation; nor bythiis dwelling upon the mind, and distilling tliem-elvcs into it. .is it wero, drop by drop, did they pos4css it so largely, coloring even, in many instances, its very language, and affording ficijiietit miittor for consideration. Tho evil of nil these circumstances is actually enor- I wmus. Ihe miss of human minds, and much rnnre of the minds of young persons, havo no great nppctite for intellectual i-X'-rcise; but they have some, wlpch, by careful treatment, may be strengthened and Increisi I. Hut hera, to this weak and delicate nppeti-e, is presented an abundance of the most stimulating and least nourishing food. Itsniicues it greedily, and is not only su'isiied, but ac'ually con ceives a distuste for anything in ire simple and more wholesome. That cuiio-ity, wh eh is wisely given us to lead us mi to knowlo Ige, finds its full gratification in the details of an ixciiiiigiiiid ptotMctcd story ; a ldth'ii lies do.vn as It wero gorired and goes to slee p. Other facul ties claim their turn and have it.. We know tlmt in youth the healthy body and lively spirits re inlrc exer ise ; and in this ilicv may aud ought to be indulged; but the nine m 1 interest wh! h remain over, when the body bus Iia.1 its enjoy ment, mid the mind des, res i s sh ire, b ivo b en alrtmlv wa-tcd and exhausted n ion things uuerly improbable ; so that tbe mind goes to Its work hurtled and languidly, and fee's it to bo no more thi n a burden. The mero 1 ssons m iv bo learned from a sense of du'y ; but that freshness of power which, in young persons of ebility, would fasten e.igerlv npm s i ne one por ion or other of the wide held of knowledge, and then expatiate, drinking in health Aud strength to the mind, as surely ns the na unil exercise, of tho body givis to it bodily vu'oi ; Unit is tired prematurely, perverted and corrupted; and nil the knowledge w hich clso i: might so c ivet, it now seems a wearying ellort to attain. That an unnatural and constant excitement of tho m'nd is most injnrlous, there is no d uibt ; that excite ment involves a coii-etient we ikness is n law of cur nature, than which none is surer; th"t tho debility of mind thus produced is, and must be, adverse to itiief study ami thought to tint re flection which alone is wisdom, is ulso clear i.i Itself, and proved too largely t.y experience, and that, without retiection, there eVi ho no spiritual understanding; and therefore uildistmcss and uiithnugb'fiilne-8 cannot be li ,. it evils. What ever is thus a hindrance in tin; ay of our Intel lectual, moral, and spiritual Improvement, thatiB iu our ca-e n po-itivc sin." 1. . lcic'ti. 4'omlm. A very remote antiquity Is l.iiir.ed for tho comb, which i9 of Egyptian origin. At first it was made of wood and ivory, bat It was used for i adjusting rather tban for fastening the hair a pin or bodkin being employed f r the latter pur pose. Tho Greeks and Jlotnajs, who dressed their hair with great care, use I combs of box wood, iron, and brone; tu prelims mo'.ils wore al-o required in their nianiilii tin e, as we nuy inter from the golden ones ascribed to their god desses; but In no inst.mc j do wo find their shell or horn ones mentioned in tiie classics. Tho u-o of tho comb in calling tin; h iir is referred to by l'laiitns (li. C lfel). From specimens found at l'ompcii it is evident that omits with teeth on bo'h sides (exc'ly similar to our unall-to'ith comb- '.vore In u-' at a very early period. The comb of the mid Ho ages exhibits much curious elaboration, with but little improve ment iu utility. At a biter p rio I, gold ami si vcr wi le cxteiisiielv employed in 'heir in inula lure, nod earls were also added. T ie comb was thus made an elegant part of th" rriji'ir. It was much, n-cl in public; lor, in Ki" g'ew''8 pi. iy of tho 1'iirstm'n II (Mm. 1 A. D. In i-'li, ituioiu' tho st ige d rectlous for a group of miliums, we find "they ninth their hair and tall:" p.'iwuce that con tinued till the reign of Cine- n Anne. In furttior illustration, we quote from Hryden's "Alui.iu zor :" "Hut r.s w lieu vl41.1 tus A .u ;.. .is lr .1 p't, Htraislil ev t v inn w.i oitti - I i - elf n v. ii . ' ' k ill' ; rt' S , m.ili..:lu las . trt.i rfl.lf, W illi hit wliiiu i i, sets o'l it's ti..t-tirn n laci'. ' Combing the peruke, at the time when ra"n of ln-hion wore luik'e Wigs, was. ev n iu public puces, un ai t of gailnntrv. Iu mo.', rn davs the comb ri ached its most co-t!y and ornamental state at the court of I.ouis ihe Founeen'n. ltichly inlaid with diamonds und other precious shines, it then formed tin essential ud iiinct lor tiie toilet of court beauties. Canova and other modern sculptors have introduced the comb with line cllcct, as a t art of feminine costume Iu statuary. India rub lier combs, now so extensively nsed, are manu factured by pressing the caoutti houc in moulds to the required form, and afterwards vulcanizing it, or combining it with sulphur, by w hich means it attaius grout hardness. The lurgest shell and horn factory iu tho w orld has been for years ut Aberdeen, in bcotlund. Servant Gihib ICR Cai.u-oi sia. An East ern correspondent writes as follows to the Sactu meuto Dtc: "On crossing the Isthmus I met about two hun dred young women on their way to California each expecting that the ladios of that Stato were dying to obtain their services at the rate of 10 per month in money, iu gwld and silver. On arriving in New York, and also in Boston, I found there bad been a perfect exodus, which was still in progress. It is quite probable that at least two thousand have left the J-ast for that promised land in the past three months. Their compensation here is but two Uol'ttrs per week iu paper, and as the steamer companies demand money for passage or iu equivalent in paper, comparatively but few can raise the needful. If the opposition day fare could be paid in green backs, it is very probable that six months would ee an Influx, at a moderate calculation, of twenty thousand of them in that favored Htate. It is curious to notice, when making a call, how the help will contrive to keep around on one pre tense and another, when they had the visitor is from that direction. Whether those who make the tiial and arrive there will realize their bright bopes, you can tell better tban one who has own absent from there Dearljr three mouths." MiT. rtw, An in nott. I'll be 'hot I:" I s'oy " at the p irt'idjrr aid to the donblc-t.arrel led gun. How kind Is Iia'lire ' lioves do not c m , ami yet they never mint lor cot s. Iiifir;.' rot !. o r ihlv. A i o:'i cr is no' r.' ?. fardy an ass 1'eein-e hc'liu It ml. The s. nnde-t nl.rper is i-,:;, ii at ; rn s, f, r he must have lo .g l.i.n that has no turn u " l.u , d.i c,,pic buv snutl 'r" Yes my (b'.ir; why "Well, then, why do '..pl .( they 1 ike ii " "1 tldi I', v.iiV. you 1. 've .1 u-: of rail'i'ir me a f "M." "1 ilunk, at mviv way" husl.ai.a m.i 1 hve a i rea ni'iv sas A ceini; one." V 1 sli"H .vi'id.'W in the Sir. in I .1; 1 1 1,,'IoL ink' ,on .' " W .inied..e., .u,'eu'.l. 1 t". Ml, Willie tie.ited 11s ,uir 01 the family." i.i'fat a- you in.iv be. 'he '11 1'r n 11 v w,,t1 I on e, r,Ti,i ov-t ., '.lie o-ilv lion .,n y I eli. ;. I, t en' Iie.iven o' a m ,;h--r - eve-', y,,u ic I.. .1 :n Ilia i't 1 I 1 r. 1 1 : - 01 !..vi-. In rl,. 1 :u lor o!' a publ-c house in I'lee' s r tl.eie :i-- .1 t . Le v t'u i'.ii 'Ic . -1 1 i . i 1 . : t , 1 1, 'I e fo 'owlnt: noii e ",ie itlo ne i learnci;' -p' 11 .i.e ii.,uc,e I '.I u-e. ves c ' I iv napcr. ' "You s.iv, Mr. Sc.o.iks, 1 1 1 it yoi s...v 'I." pl, n'c! l.ave v hoc- -. W.. it in n iste " "'i s, sir." "Do you laiii v v 'nit e ius d tl: ' l.a-l" " "l't i n..t'..i!''.' sir in, 'ei: I I 'i mik i. was tl.e bout of h:s lai!.l,o . " ' 1 imi ..ill do. i ; rk. . 1 I':" in' " ir.i - "Is ; o ir lath, r at iioi.,. ' i ,ji r, .1 tbe I t' c cirl w;io .i.lniioe I l.mi. ' 1- r I'.ill '" -he a-ked. "Some p, m.le c.t 1 repln d be. " 1 neu I.e n .' at hoin. ; i u luni b b b.lin, if any mil c.uue, to -ay h' i: nc: t. i-ti 1 be ,r, v. as not at ti, , lie'. An American pap, r siys o-tr " p t cr's devil" Mas '-oinir home w 'ii h,- sw e'.lie in a u-v evenn g; since, the love sick dun -el -lid to hun, "D'ck, 1 fear I shall never get ti iie.ivcti." "Whv '" a-Ueil the kni;'h ,t' ti,,. id,. I., ..'. lb-. cause," sant she, witii a ineltinc lo "1 lo e the Devil so well." "Whv so l.i'e," said a s. ho.,!m ist-r to a little urchin as lie ent, red the room on a cold slmp-irv niorninL'. "vvny. sir, rep 'it 'lie t . , v , "for cm rv stepltooklorw.ini 1 -iel b ick two. "lu ll' e.l," mid the teacher, ' ho- d d you ge ben; at aP, if that was the case r" "Oh," Slid the boy, MTatchinc; his bead i n bud ng nun self e iue;!it, "I turned round and walked the other way." It is .-aid that Ma lame Vestris. the '.'..iiioiih I'nglish n, tre-s, u-ed to buve her w hite s it n boots sewed on her feet every morning, in or ler that tin y should lit perfectly the exoiiisitu shape oi her cxqui-ite foot, (if course they had to h" nppi d oil every night, and the same pair could never lie worn but once, she is seid to havo made more conquests with her '..? than w tU her lice, br until ul as it was. "Simho, can yon tell me in what building m S.virbro' pe.,plo aro most likely to take eold i" "V by, no, me strange in de to vn ami e in t tc! ilat." "Well, 1 wdl tell you; it is do bank." "How is dat ?" "Itccause th-re aro so many dratls in it." "Dat is good; but nov can you tell me, -ali.wli.it nukes dare be so many drafts in it ?" "No." "llcc.iiiso so miiny go dare to raise de wind." This is tho s'ylo in which tho fair ones iu sonic parts of Yorkshire convey the hint to bick ward swains. "Why don't you get married " said a young lady tho other day to a bachelor Iriend, who was down there on a vis.t. "I V; been trying for the last ten years to find some one who would be silly ensugli to have me," was the reply, "i'ln n you haen't been down our way,' was the insinuating rejoinder. Jamie was sitting in the front galley wide awake, when many were slumbering round tutu : the eh my man endeavored to awaken the atten tion of his hearers by stating the fa t, saying: "You see even Jamie Krnsier, the Idiot, does not fall asleep as so many oi you aro doing." Jamie, tint liking, perhaps, to he thus designated, coolly replied, "Aii h idiia' 1 been au idiot, i wad I.ii been sh epiu' to.' ' No woman has a right to the best seat, the cosiest corner, to attentions, gallantries, aud all the minor ron-idorations, and, over and above tlic-e, to equality in other matters. If she intrudes into t lie parson's pulpit, the doctor's enrri ige, the lecturer's desk, the senator's clnir, the. me chanic's work-hop, she has no right to mans in in to conduct her thillicr. In proportion is she gains right out of doors, she renounces them in her diaw iiig-room. Not long since, in a Sunday school, a clergy man, having called up a class of girls and boys, begun with one of tho former in these words. "My dear child, tell me who made your vile bodyi" Wo well know, of course, what he ex- Iiecied the girl to say in reply, but we should r.ot nive dreamed oiher immedi ito answor. Mhe had not any conception of the question applying to anything beyond her actum appearance, aril, dropping a qjick lurl.-cy, replied, "i'lcase, sir, mother made the body, but I made the skirt.'' "Hullo, stranger ! you appear to be traveling!-" "Yes, I always Havel when on a .tour ney." "1 think 1 havo seen you somewhere." "Vuy likely ; I have otteii been there." "And, pray, what might your name be ?" "I. might be .S.nn l'nt, h, but it isn't by a long siido." "liave you bei u long in these pars : ".Never any longer than at present, live leet nine." "Do you get uiiything uew i" " Yes, 1 boup.ht a new whet stone this inorn ng.' "I thought so ; you're the shurpett blade 1 ve seen on this road ! Dr. Franklin, when in England in tl e year 1775, was n-ked by a nobleman what would satisfy tho Americans ? Ho answered that it might easily be comprised in a few "i!o a," wh; ih he Immediately wrote on a piece of paper thus : He call your forces. lie-store Cu-tlc William. Ke-pnir the damago done to Iloston. Rc-pc.il your unconstitutional acts. Ke-nouuce yoar picten-ions to taxes. Ke-iund the dul.es you have extorted. After this Ke-quire and Kc-ccive payment for the destroyed tea with the voluntary grants of the Cuis.uics aud thui Ilc-joice in a happy Ke conciliation. The following conversation Is sa'4 to have passed between a theatrical manager and na aspi rant fr 1 hespian houors. It is quite a food uu, and miller severe on "stars :" Manager What is your pleasure ? Applicant An cng t'ii gemcut at ;ou-ycu VODT thiutro. Manager But yon stammer. Applicant l.iko tlelterton. Malinger You are very email. Applicant lake Koan. Manager You speak mnnoton uo?. Applicant lake Macrea.iy. Malinger And through tho C0.-C. Applicant Like Booth. Manager- And you make faces. Applicant Like Durton. Maiumor You have badly sli.'.j u. io;s. Anplicunt I. ike Wallnck. Manager And brawny arms. Applicant Like Forrest. Maiu'ger And an obese perse n. Appln ant l.ikc Blake. Manager lltit you uui'c the defeos of a!, these aitists. Applicant Th-th that's just it. It" yon enf-ga-gage mc, you will need no s-at tais at all. Anybody who has lived in Lebanon, Illinois, of lute years, will remember Tom 11 , an eccen tric genius, wbo went into the army, and was killed at Shiloh. Tom was a carpenter, w is ad dicted to drink, nr.d bad the "gilt of g ib very gallopin'." I once asked Tom why he did no: choose a profession, remurking tb it such genius as his should not bo buried under the shavings. Says Tom, "Did I ever tell you of my theatrical days " I answered negatively, aud begged to be posted. Thereupon Tom told me as follows, in a style it is impossible to iuiit.uo on p iper or any other way: "I once took a fancy lor the stage, and casting aside the planes, Ac, encaged myself' to a strolling manager as a second-rato actor. I rose in Ihe 'profession,' and became tbo 'star' of tho troop. Once I was cast for a hard-hearted iui her, and was to relusc (.in the most barbarous manner) my consent to the marriage of my daughter to the only poison who could make her happy. The young lady who personated the daughter whs a new actress, and I hud been cast ing sheep's eyes at her for several days. Tho time arrived. 1 went on tho stage, und my daughter fell on her knees and be-uin to implore, in tho most heart-rending und unicfusublc man ner, my consent to her marriage. For awhile I looked stern and unrelenting; but presently, when sho turned on the tears yes, air, veritable tears I forgot all about the stage, and roared out, 'Well, my dear, have it all your own way I' ho you see spouca ine ciopemonianii luewnoie business. The manager and I huld a consulta tion, and the general opinion was that I was not cut lor an actor " trill far Mua-le Volnamrra, rail in Love with some amiable aud virtuous young woman oa the first opportunity you may have. Attention-ray to her, assiduously and respect fully. ltiqht Face roppinj the question like a man, and she'll accept. trine March To hot parents and ask their consent. Kight Turn With her to the church and go through the service of holy matrimony. Itatt And reflect seriously for few moments ; then determine to devote yourwulf entirely to your wife. Right-about Face From tho haunts you hare frequented when single, and prefer your own home. Adranct Arnttto yoir young wife when out walking together, and don't Ut her walk three or our y aids behind you. FINANCIAL. F 1 N A 11 H '1' T I 0 Ii A L EASE, Jtfpi.i-Uorj and HrwifHul kgpvl rHIIEli STATIC - M II o N I) S of u M.w .". I lr tu.vl .r. lit It . . i .ilN, AT I' V ll, i Mi i.rsr pax a n 1 1. in foixt. H..1 ' r bi t f'. 11, s,.j,;,.; I. i r. i. .a, i - llie ) ist 1. te.l S:u:n Vi i '.0 p' ;i) I lU'.ASUKY NOTI'.S i' S-Wfretr. ,n'i .- -ii'iii'it j e 1 t.e.1 ai.,1 f, r .i. (mw 'I. ll el OLD . I '.ll I - I'll" d.e I , in ll I 'I. Itt. I.'I'll le. IXlKI'l'llATHiva OH INI'IVIIlfAl.S tiwl.p I ro.ll's t. itiSlf I., 11. I' i.teu rt rnt, , t. r I r, t e., . n .leie-it SI llcl back t' 9 mm1 mt w lilt tee Aii!:.l .1 l r. ft-aiiT - f Hi, I n.tte ri ftirt. MORTON' L'cMICEAIL, Jr., li-p in cAnnitn. H'l'orvw or ihs-j iiondh, DUE JANUARY 1, In f'CHT AT MAKKI T K WV. (' i- GOLD. II 1' l'l i)Ki;i;i, v c. and ii,vl:ii. G01X SILVER, IIOIC.IIT wXl HOLD, MICHAEL JACOBS, 10 s twill PThrs r. 1 ichai:l jacoum. BAKIER It) S. illlim S'IRJLJKT. GOLD AKD fjllVEE EOCGET. Ttir.a aj4i niriir. tw i.n awe K.I.t) VH TMVI1ION. QLjVltltHOIV Ss CO., ijanki:ks, re. Ul K. 1IIIUD f THtliT, rillLAbtLI Ccunnunt Pfenriilf. cf sll I.af i Vsrrtit taA for Ss;. Hkss. UiO'is, huil odii! Uosi't ftoU qh c'm- BuU.'OB. ltTl.iltT ALLOWED OS TErCSili. Cnc.li.ifruiciU) Hud. tii tl G o u r. U O L If, OODL., "ILVIR BANK XOTFS WANTKD. I-I HAVES & BROTHER, ni-f Sr. a 8. tHlW TllF.r.T. JJAlll'ISM. I)Ull!VIiJV At CIO.. BANKERS, STOCK AND EXCHANGE BROKERS, Uu. 0.1 6. TUIKD STKKKT, rU.UMltlih . Ftr-cVi snd Losm boni;ht sod sold on ComniHiion. Fn lurrfit bank Htl.s, Ccin, Ac , bcutht n,l mill. Hioltl fttt.ullon pulil to tb puri'lii... snd isle of Oil H'-Ocks, Depeilla rcniftd, nd In'.ernt silowcil, . rr ssjrw id.ik, Jl-lJ-ym WIIliIAM l'AIWTEH A CO., BANKERS, No. HO S. TIIIHD STltKET, J lltLAlltLI'lII. Di lf r. Ir. Ocvf miC' r.t url'.'e ef til .In.l.. rerr'jrn M'ld O'Difl.c t.. :ino, iltl, bllver, &ud t uciurtel A!oM bouni.l 111(1 ..'l'l. I'.r.iiu.ftr 4it.'D-jn riM toe pnr'l.sqe mni inle ul ftt-k. ftt"l b"? d... on rofiiiiil'-lnn. Imricit sllowtd bu licpui.tt; 1'ollei.lk.nf pr ori.Ur jfcae. It'-i Iu. gMITII Sc. IIAA DOLl'il, T1IIUE ETKLKT, AND IIUOKIOKS. 13ANKEJ1H 0Klr,EU.Sl,QB&ilf ruaa.Urs' Vt'Oirttrl fcr.d C'l.Sikl.snd aL OovkniBMOl Securlt ft Ki.iiybl tnd Ktfld. ukl.ll 'lW XOAIV. NUW LOAN, V. S. 10-40s. JAY COCHISE A CO.. ClftB roit SALE TUB NEW GOVERNMENT LOAN, BEAItiKG FIVE PLR CENT. IMTEKl'.BT IS COW. rtdeeuaUa snr time nTEM YKA.m,t tli pleatar. of the OoTernmeat, aud iytl TOliTT VEAJtS attur t- RfiTiI roi'PO AND 11EOISTERED BONDSI are limed fvrUilt Loun.ot.iu dsauinlnaiton tt ll.o s-J0. Ihe latwect oa Vt and tlOus psynlile yearly) on all mhordeaomlaaUooi. hair yearly. It 10- BonJi ars dated Marca I, X8S4. TIM kalT-ytsrly tatareat filling du. grpumker 1 aud March 1 ef ch year i aniil 1st He.tiu ker, Ua aoeraed laterut rroa ltt or March Is required to he paid hy purchaeera la tuis or in iiul ii uu.cr, aua ku Bill " " pre1"1". UKU1 furthsr Dutlce. A1X OTUEK (WVLKNM1UIT bECCttlTIt BOCUIlt "0MLU' JAY0OOKE4 0O, i.tf s. 11 8. THIRD 8TKEHT. o I L STOCKS MVUilT A1TD BOLT Oil OIMXlllH10t, Sylai.UKUICJ.BO'nt. Brvktf, Bo. 18 S.TSIKO aww4. M4t-t Urr NKW 7-50 LOAN. , gubferlpUnnt received, aaa aha lietas SunMlrasei all , nor Hanker, 1CKI Vo. II 8. T1LLUV auee. FliVANCIAL. FJCK FUll TUB HA l,K OF NATIONAL LOANS, Fn. 114 r. third Bronx FHILU 1 1.1 III . rMTKD MATKS 5-20 SIX PER GENT. LOAN. Th nt.-Tit"r(i bn'ny tr tho an fni ftd! ftr ft ponirn o th MK, 6i MIL 'KN t, HL.- i- MftMl LON. r I'rvi'tnrt'd to nt' r tt uu ftT(rt i utin in th.'ir cntH'CB ri, in Ir.rKf or innU amoantii. In fli-riln cf Inn minuMn t' t.Ml, lor, 6t, urj iwt. lxtb rn k'riitl ftnd "T,uxn. Ti e Iiiicrtf t o'lii'iifr.i ii on lt ( S r mtvr nttx nut) N 1'i.mM' In knii1, r uA ;nt i), -o t' 1: of Mar unit N.nr ii t r. All t'.iT (iovt'ti.rif rt "ornritifii rn h.ind ft' J for mhr, at. t in'cruiALiui) f 'n afit-Hiiii iinc:iiH nt, at our n . JA V & CO., K 1 14 T ill i i s rnr.KT, U I:-tin rtiilftdrlphU. UOVCUT AND MI.D i) N O i) M M I S H I () N t TE EAVIN & B-ROTHDl, $ Vo. 0 . TirifxT) UTR '.ET. ir omk on a l rm.orMi. 1 in-. liPhutiiu! tif ci I'liKrjviiu', p.tlntril bv Sctrn if. an. I 'tiKr.t il Ny .irta.n, I- it tt u luittt-n m.iIc ui it U roiii'thTt J hv all wh" have hti. it an tnii tfi in miciiN ft I tni:ra iiitf vwr t-owni out Iu tll l.V l.kY Hi.LMTKrt FAMILY SHOl LIt IfAVE A to Y. r.YKItY l.(tAL HOI HKllnLO 8UM'H MAVK A rn v. In fi't, ' oty famllv uim a t.t! rr, Un"Antl. nr ti.iHlln ifr liii country, w 111 jictrt't 14(6 and shou:J i'IH'S IIOMV. S T ULrnniI. It will alwrn hp it ii utti,ii rnt iiniriiil ef th auxloMt da n uiitl ftktB of ri I'vil.uii wnr. i h i vtirnvti b k.M ox. ltiit hy Av't-utft. DISAHl.l Ii Hol.hlCUS anil ottr will tintl thi ilia ni"t pimwant an1 prflMMe an, T trivyr.tn nnitwrthkf. W w kiv cxt iiiuve teri'ttory, dl xt w'll wive 1'nnn'Uli.iri nt atti m y on kmiIun. We ir nr thtit pl.it' on u r iiy .M thsmt, utifit-lr forfrnm int ttml vh in (.rntl a fcp" linen copy ly mM. frt,i'.oMr''tt'it)t ot lh prti'..-.' Mt which Ih at'ou one-tiftll the prirp tnu.iIlT 11 ik'u iyr tnriivuiKH 01 iinh iimrnx UT, i ur p arlloti.at, audrrifl I'ltAlJLEY CO., PitllMiori, -No. li'.I . I'olTKTU Hfrcrt, ritiiriitaniiiit. II liMtirMm JsjCHERMERIIORN, BANCROFT & CO., Educational FublisjhersctEookseliors, KF.MOVKD TO No. M'J AltCll HTIIKHT. Oir.ce in New York, So. 1110 OIIAND (Tl'lXT. M. HIIOMAKKH A; CO. CniLEREU'S CL0THIN3 EMPORIUM, Xo. 4 N. EKillTII SiriEET, riilLADEI.PUTA. ' .i.' We r?pfcfiiUy invi;e gpe.ial atttutioa wear cleAaul aiionmcnt of ciniamKN s or,oTiiiNot (V.nnrlBlng BOVR f'.IRLfl', 1SFAS TH', and MlflSEft CloUiing Id Tjy vaiLCtY,lB tbe lauit BiyUsi.aiid of iui -rior woikniamMp. Mpcial attention palt! to MISSES DHKM KINO. The public ra Invitotl to tall aud exanilu. M. 8HOEMAKKU & CO., ll-laJhtutlm Ko. 4 N. EIOBTH BTUEF..T. E. O. TIIOJIl'BON, TASHIOITABLE TAILOR, N. E. Corner SeveHth and Walnut Streets, I IIILADELrillA. X. B.-IUTlng obialntd a (elv'ur.iy for cuf.lng GOOD-FITTING TANTALOOJIS, Makirs rt a .racially In my bmlren fir ti me years pt. It le thoiigM of iiilKi'lent Importance lo anuoiia.ee tlie faot In tlil. manner to the public, .0 that uiu.e who are dit talteiltd luuy huow cf my moUiod and Kve mo a trial. 10 W-tut 1S(J4. GLENN FALL 1SG1. MILLS, ECHO CKRMANTGWN. McCALLUM &. CO., WBOLKSALB CARPET UAREHOCSE, o. fA)( CJUKSNUT bTHHKT, rHiLAi'r.i.rniA. N 1SG1. 1SJ4. McCALLUM L CO., lliri'A IL. IIiIA.llTMX:filT, No. 519 CHIiSNUT STREET, ll-7-tl Ol'POSITE INnEPSNHEXICE FI ALL. JVfeiX llt:CEIVJil, A LARGE INVOICE OF FINE C O C O -V MATTINGS McCALLUM ft 00., Mo. 500 cuessut aruEET. 11 llthiluliu 'I'lIOMAM U. eJtc J. 3. IllvOWN. DEALERS IN Soots, Cboei, Trunks, and Carpet Bags, ho, ltm and 1040 MARKET STRKKT. Cmtomer wort made to order. 11 fttuthtS piSllBONA-XM DR. CHARLES HUBERT'S Purely Imported TBESCn FEllaLB I.H!riD anA f ILI.i, warranted la all eaeee. Mit.CUAHlJts Hl.'itKUT.Ob k tilcal rhftlclen. Kntiauee and oitlcis rival lux Ladles. Apply at tu VUIAilO 1MI'Q SToKli, No. 1019 COATES STREET, 1124 1m WettoIenit. JHJTARY A5D NAVAL AQENOY. E. T. MATHEWS & 00., r. T. VATTHF.m'S, Ll ! th 1 rj y l"-pArlu.f HI WMbiniftm I), i ., C. O. VAX 1 10 KM, AttoruojH For llic AOJii'-tnifiit mil Collotlion of ( lu'nm Apalust the I nltcl SUtos, or nnj btulc borrnment. F I i 1 N C T I ' A I , OI l'ICH: No. 808 WALNUT STREET, VKILAPI' Lrru.v. TH 1. CKFOND N' K m'l.l'ITED I'riOM fa it riKN. ALL rmioii.Pouft!y, Ttr M huim an.ndrd ti. r( Pt;a' nrr. riiclx Pfty, and lm;ir a'.'.cnt.on ;Ua:i io i l.ilmi I t I cm of llorati. Apt 'iratlon lr m iV- n-! - Mf mi! In pTH'B. tii l.rjf ma.ir tr.li, idc Claim al,i.i a kL COiirilt.lE LIPT, AT PI R OKPICK.OF ALT PlirKS l'AYAULK. (Il l lm S ()l,ll tlllW, HIJAJIUN'H, AND MAUINI'.S' CLAIM AGENCY. end BUI KTY ASD A TKIMIOXt Tv Ihr dln.liartU tiU!ler who ln bi 11 wouadod Inbattle. ll not'NTV To tho e wlm have tcrvt-d two yeari, be. Idea a rENSIOtf to ttiose il:. al.itd. tuo nm vtt and nrK rtr TnWWrwe. Kelhere. M. tler., Ac.,ol tHOe who haTO died cr tiern SiUril la the .T' ico. t . I'KX'Sine A TK Tt To ttie WWow. n.l w lil, we.l ti,,lh"r. of Ihe "oldlere, Heau.111, and Marinr. ho hurt d.ed lu U.e nerrkc. rr.iF. mosp.v. iui k r.w, c, Tiie tie l.eir. l irinirn nn l MnM.iee. 'IIIKhK rl.AlMH, n,l all .,ihei wilul NilU ml nnj Stale joi ernii.tnta, pr.-iupt,y cellecu d Addrei. or avply to GEO RUB W. FORD, Cluitu Agent, 10 3 lm HOI H grill.KT, oneiloi below Third. Ol'NTlNO-HOrSE AND SCHOOL DI'.?liS ui.nle to order, at -to CTrUTKK S ri"'t. U n lll'-llHUE I'l.OWJUXt. I)MUNI) A.. HOUDEHACO., COMMISSION MERCHANTS, AND SHir AND STEAMBOAT AUEXT3 DOCK HTltLIKT WllAllK, PlllLADhHUIA. BfKT'VP A. niirnia, 1 1 D i.fTrr. T. .sol i km 1 aKciiieAi IkllllvN M-tf c Hlt'STY'S TEA WARKIIOITSU. ESTA- bushed lu lhou, linp.irtf r iin.l lirl.'r In r 1110 1 .ii, Wlnoe, and Liiiuors. f Tholce Havana t'k'ar.. ( ret A lilnrkwctl'i ricalce and Haucei, Knell. h anil Pcutcb Ale unit l'..rt'T. Canned Mcate, Kniil.. S.-inp, Ac tiavy Mi. see rut up with caie, AI .No. 11 SKCOSI Street. l.SH ly JOrtlll A U. CoLslT. jucii i:A:ii,iiiuiN'JC Han b' en ereateil In ihe nilnhborhond of Ninth and Chesnut alrcet., by crowd. ofw'U-irc9.eil men DODQINQ IN AND OUT Of a .mall Bl'.OAR 8T0BR on the upper stile of CHi: Nl'T Street, below N'tnlh. It appears the proprietor hat bi. nt t' lTINU DOWN rto price, ol hit Semn and To bai'o, ,'0 per cent, on all bit stock, which by tlie way la el rare toUcctiou, lliut (.it) Ii U INITiINOINQ Ob bit profit, f jr the benefit of hi. cu.toiucre, who alwayt CO FOft HIM YIN.KK.NO.NR.AW IV 1SI.IAN SxlOKIMl rOBCCOl lint workl-reuowui'd Tnnnreo le mitnufacturod from th tINKHT LEAK, And earnestly reoomuitii.t. It ell to ail Uontleinen ot Luminous Tatta. Bold Wholesa'e and r.'tall at UVJliT'B ooPI'LAtiriOAR HTOHE, Jo.i,ll I'HK-NIIT Mr.et, 10-4- Iml opposite atate llouu. O1' 1HA. ULiAHsKS. I A ROE ASSOKTMENT TOR SALE UY JAMES W. QUEEN & CO., No 0'-l CflF.SSUT STREET, HUE WAT0HI8. JEWELRY, SILVER AND TLATED WAUE, COKNEB AltCll AND TKNT1I STH. llroQcbes, Sleeve Buttons. Armlets, Bracelets, Scarf r Ine and It Inns, Tea 6t ts, Ice 1'. Idlers, Waller., liiAIi lv Forks, Bpoons, Ac. M'atrhet repaii, d aud wavanttd. Old tiold, Dltm.milt, and Bi.ver BcofM. 11 19 mu 1IMUIIS0X JAUDEM. JA Ml 13 H II A H li IU It H WlKXaSALa AMD BJITAIL CLOCK EHTABLIHHMKNT, I. K. eorner SECOND and C11EKNLT Sixeata, fhllad a. aoifLT roa me raTKHT IxirALIZlMl TH1KTT DAY OLO.'K8, a Tfry dctuabi. artlela for Cburcbea, Uotela, Banks, CoununK-kiKUBo. I'arlcr.. Ac. Also, MAKI'A Tl ItFK OF FTNB (iOU PKS8. LCM K9 Kr.l-MIU..) AMI WAKK.VN1EU. lals-ly Ulock Truunviwi of exe.'y dtKrlpiion "gPIEDT AND NOISELESS." EMriKE SEWING MACHINEl I0HTAM7LT AKT) MAN 0 FACT T '(rN PCHPOHEi OFFICE, No. 720 CHESNUT ST., (Opponiie ihe Mu ion to Hall). Thlt Machine n ine tnuu.pl of pirlo ion In ffew'nc JM ' in, e.-iuOmtUK tt iy rxr and J Uibiv I0J,rorB b entn no- pen'iieo b a y ot ,er M.u hli tUvu.ii iieim. r CAM or COO WiihlX, It H ampliitl CftliV H lOINI'iflUt MMfMll.'. THHKB KlKd AUK MANUl''CTCItKI. raallkV alA IIINK.. MSA I.I. MNI UILKINO, AND IAHIIK MANUKAcHHIINU The puiil'c ar invl.'-.i i" 4.11,11111. ilu. machine at their Aiii tv, No 7 CIIKMNl'T Hlreet holiller.' Wlvct anJ ti iiluei funiV llvi wl-h Xf trhlnet on actommc.latii.KtemiB. lo 'i-.tmnlm JjllOVJUlt a UA.UL.lil I'i- HIGHCST PREMIUM H 111 W 1 i-M No. NO MAUHlNtih, 730 t'HKHNTIT Btreet. jrifinem PIANOS, COT TAG c. KJvtJl'.b- tior urvunt, uarutoHimus, sun a.ti ileiUS, at MARSIt a VI'SIC BTOHR, lft-J-Jns 0. 1102 UIEKNUI' XtrteU i IGIIT! LIGHT I LIGHT! I.IUIIT IS A. . i,,,,. in Ihr. ii iljrk Con. I'U!. I. IN l.hUH l'ATKNT lUH't HIVK KI KI ncfDItS, for both tlay ami Kas-ll,.'!)!. tia. Itcileitor. lor wiiiiImm. with lwi liuinen unetuore ltgiit lluu Ia buraers wiiu the atntl D'(Ta'"mir. fumlntied at low ralea. DayllsM Be lluctorn, for Iwhtli'S d"rl' room'. nil tiaaeiuont vllicet, Ac, wltn- Wll&5 ' Wi t'HErtSUT Butrt. PhtlaJelpbJ. . Sh Havlns tooht most ef mj materials befor tke 14 (Tal rl, I aca eoatled lo off r m stuck of FIRST-CLASS FU11K1TLT.E At a saaall aisraao ou old prleet. I. IjUOXZ, t.10 9ta So. lBl 8. ELEVENTH 0TKKKT. jooitiwa-caraAJBS AMD PICTVRlt I'BAMB MANCFACTOaT. WM. II. M Olid AN, V. 80S K. KIBTU ITUfctiT, OUt OtU PUoto,TTtpU FrsuxkM sM-sa ' CtSBIAJlTlT CM HAJ1D. TJyJUM. M. ti. JIHOWN'H GREAT METArHTEICAL LISCOVXaT FOR DEAFNKBH, IN THE HEAD, PISCIIAJ10ES FROM THB IAJI, CATARRH, NEURAL0IA, RHEUMATISM, J' ASTHMA, SmOFULA, llUOXCinAL AFFECTION?, THROAT DIFFICITLTIE?, tii. Livrr, Jiiieuw ot the kldny,Oon.tlpUo, .iavfl. IMIrM, ln-iitljr, run, Pftftlj.ii, I KuR "t 10 the llfftij, j () N H U M PTIOIV, METAPHYSICAL DI800VEKT. FRIGE ft. o. IH PlLMhkaliTuK twutt Iknton. twin; with tDAlrumciiit. No tJc uitr iti (fif rani. N Fiiuflini tip tho m.firth or httrodnrlng i ,mmii ns. ii iun iipi uewn (nnxtt. llrr .MKlAFinnU'Af. IIHNVKKY wiV rwll rrf M'"' that rim;, ami tnHruiiif lit HiJIruAcll. a4 tAoy iil',t"otr lnrn hrshlfsj, Truib m o)uiitv (id itiiidt prevail! ermr la haprff natttt with tit tttti conietjtitDiJr luuai onr or lata ilofe In IO oh Ivion. In Nil ilu mi!vcra tVcrv n notMnj o mnipWcfr imU town, up in error an the lau-ii, forren, anil dm eiva nn n'tea v-lih tli -tiaicaJ and uieaiaJ cuuiUtaUetiaf itm ram. 'Ihiaattair thlneHi th nwuli of Ignorasra ant Mmiliu - n (lit- prt oi thoe who prie to aOrnlnlator hralili mikI lilt to the pfpl, whiif In tha uiajodtr Ikiioic (hhI tm the vtrm altoeUir. All PhMraica Unci tl ( Ir ixlt iicf in rm tMptiyMca, and cau aerar suitor ti il Hrl tr m the name. I h- tv an1 n?ii wbo nikk? a buiineif of traatlnf aram fie I'Ikkasm. '1 hrj prtpar Inau-uinfuta, too batharoufj . lothii r of, with which t rTpTtiant on poor Mliv vlo llni, who hate ntrvnacUi, neither phjalcailjr mor T-inMT tu iiiidi'ro kik h tU nth tmlng fT?rmmtM. llpw hocrfAti1ihahuinaBt)4Talwiiv iap3lta of It M a mifxhu wholf.and the mnn unit be a knar a or fool wbo Wen id attempt to Utvtda Uia yt-m into erUoaa, aud trial nuy d KfctMralir. Indfpaiident of the parta oc inttdn whola to whlrh th-y bclomr. All tuck praatl'loa rttteat hi-t h th, Imt know ix.ihtna af tha cre wbtl- ever. 1 nn ine wi.rtfl n no'hum imiihu) a vaat aoapltaj. 'I he aut minii condition of ile p otiyaically, aap Clalij tlif nunK, whit Are old ith dai-e before oaaim to hud Into Hie. together wuh our tad esftTtonoatithavina: been hen hvvA of tlvnr itiw i, who Ut paao4 Iaw ontlnit'ly ftrav Uy bftUKKperatetl on. 1 iivc cirviimntaiici'N, wrtn man v others which mifht b nifnttomd. are an Irrenlitthia atimulua to tha pooiiia m di in and of ee-rT man hw han the hie and iMaithof thm-m-Ut mid thrlrlnvod one fn hit hanite.and la oontimM'ly atniiniBieiln.' medh-lnra which ibe pail'-ni laa taiiowed to know (hv name or nature of. I nav undt'rthiKcircumiitance the 1 r-oi le hat a a ttwht to deaiandor werv eqh pehrwciaa to 1 u rn leh them with a chart of hie character, that tny nmy ktmwhl ijuahilratlon, .,'. : indeed every phyii tlait thou d bj ton 1 pel d tu hate It hun up In nta ortira) Mt nil h"urn. Ii ia on It through thu ehannal that Uia3 nub'k an httve an ritef or tfuarautre iHr what ia moat tii'ar to it imc and ht-aith ; otherwi-e life mar be In the) tinndi of anjaa nioie qualintd fvr a bUkamiU ihaa a y) y.i. lun. In rt 1. way Inn front (iia1lflcatlonii, whlrh are tndlipeMi f ah ii In a p-i.vit iun. ri sure to tw dftoc ed and ertihi(4 Wt v thin nnterali7loiie,thoufatida would leaw thfirn fnion which niiit uei-r tiaadiled Uirm tor. If Meurw linihtiri not th reo.in he no snltahio iiimllflcation, ai. la tiruar tf d tet Uic flrit can no of dlieao. It ia runlalt and IndiNpt-m-aldy nei-eM4ry to lnht-rlt Casualty. Moto(b.y Ual fowt r and CoiiNtructlvena-ii miHt aiao b UkharWadl b all who tvnuld be aui-cenhfnl In nndinyaa anUdts rnpAhle ni dentro)liiR the came of dUeana. Thar ia no chani.ol y mhifli the cnuaM n can beruatlieU wiu ccrtAiulj but the out' I have d-"crlbd. Iherwor 1 ia; witli oonhdenea to th world, that It Iff thrviiiih Inlicritliitt th e rare mitbinatl n of rharaclea Uiat I have been enabled to detect the AMtouienf4ut!u 1 he caiiM Is not, at fumny r.a;ov It to bo a dtera); It lo an in 1-mted law between torn and oody. which, the ApotJtj l'aul tHi un, li alwaya warring ajraimt aa.cn other. Talo law nendn fo-th ntopiwitea.theie ttoopa.ee produeedlMaao In dlvvnifli'd lurmi, anu if disease i enps'Ttmentod on or tampered with it taie a firmer grip o the eonntitutloa aiid mult'pdi In othr fcrmn and othr ho'.tica of tho at nt i in, tbui del Uo ing Ui w hole inaoblnerj of th huiuAO body. ki inrmbfr, the Pttmach and tho TJrer hav Bothlnp 10 dowitliiho rauie of the diheaae. Th Uvatinir of theao orPann,for tha tauto, haa aent inilllua lo an nalimekj Kravo. w ith conflxknee 1 iay to the world that my MfttaphTri ral Ilicov ry Ir the only remrdT ever offered U Uw world which UJ ihitmupihlyaniithUate the root of dlatjaaa. Tno diM i.Tciy coiiniMs of (hr.'e oiMtnet preparation ; one for tlie ncalp, onefurthiefi,aiidme lorihaara. Tlieie work In C'-uiunnii a, and a'nktt at tie root of all dlvae. AVhen I a all, 1 twau every diaeuji Utot ever twice ted Un- human tnrtU. i LADY IN THE I-AT STAGE OF COWS I'M PTICH ( t iU. From th.i Tliiafon Joiiniil. ' ' Ji-li 27. Mra. NBnryffloan.rtf Ke. S5Warre Ntrii t. ( hi'rU ntotvri, do ciMbO thatlha bwn arairied ftrtin jean. Uy rlKhi mdo was io paralyaed diet I could not lie on it. I'uriUK uimt time J cuifered from ca tarrh, re tin oat ; mould couh from one f (ire houra a4 a time; waa vi ry nt-rvoita; aojdomeMiid iiveeat niKhL 1 had a. Iuiik I'cter to venm Mined, tthfci rediued me to o hktieton. I had all tha modurai adv ko and medic j nee uioi e cou'il prouuie, but all to u purpose. I wva tat itlrKtru in the la-t ntaire of cotiiuinptioii. I waa eoonnt-d to hd when Mrn. II. tl. Brown a Mrtanhyilcal liiacoverr nMfturnt hi. It win ipp ici acconlint.' to direction. ft It no hitter, but raiber wora 'or aoiue How My friends wunu d me te kv up. a Int; It woald ktO ine; ti at 1 w a tco far iioi.e urd to) wank to trranrthn uioe. hut my ruuther iii't I would die If I did not On a rehet in the Ideovery ; and an it was the laat trial to cuia mc el e would continue It We hood ft und ihat tt wa Uio cirruUHon whkli wii rn-hlnj Into idt atm which wa UUrw cllcct. Ai tlitt cm-ulattou kept laijeang mj dia-enit- l i,aii to hr ik an. It wan et weeke after I bfKaa to apidy ttto nn-diclm before 1 could ga'her lu-ctaftii to mo Into Itontou to Mra M 1. Unrii.aad then I nef to nnvi h-ip. The leoond tune I ventiuea 1 went wlUiout help, ai d the third Um-1 found my way without any dif ficulty. I hctcan the tie of the MMtaphyalui Dlaoovery lliit.nnd the retult la on tfale 'i7ti oi .lul, mat rtealtfe end iirenjjih U f mt returning to mv eiaaeiated frame. Jly paralysed aide In remored to viiror; 1 uan low nit well on It. y caiarrh ) frone. My oonr.. my m-rvoji-ni'n. and acta ibroat an ono. I tittup well, All inv rr re;ulftnih r have di appvarrd, and I nnmt akoowiedti-o that, ht the p.Yvidiic- oi (od. I wan dlrertex to tbe one if kira JW.fi Hrowun Wpiat'hlct Dmn4itery, aud by tt t)i n from the mouth of the nrue and rettoeed to wy fan. II and triei di I knnw m dlaeanej are none. &ad A general im ulariou hat fakffi p!a-f hut epft it WU Uk time to rtfcaju my k'll Heah aud ktrajifUu . KKMA1EKaVD1- f.TKK OF PF.VFNr.39 OF TWFiSTT iKaHh' Ml ANDINtl. I, John A Nrwcomh, oHjiun. , do certify that I har hen i-ntirrly d-ariu my left ear lor twenty year, and for ti e t'uut 1a yenrh my light eir hai been ileaf mat I coiiidnot htar ciiMt u n or puhho fk!r. o any kind, I coolu not hcai thacuurclt boila il m w btlu l wte ttntnn in U.e churcl.. 1 Quve ao bten irotiiil-d Kr a num ber oi eain w nil a v-ry nore throat, to thai 1 wa otlivid to t,ie up itiK'i'K lit . with, hr 1 had k.jt mj vmee. had trei Uonb e In my 'Trlli.e n lee. altnoat to ciait.tt. kl head lilt nutub auid tuiid, lad waa a miip e oi coiitanl tr ih.e to me. 1 ti led every reuH-d? that &uld he lVW7ht ef. I went to miriuin : but an l).-v:iund to ni" liintrurnonti 1 wouid I Irite notl.iiiK to do with thorn. An.nitj.oe m mi rk lotr I obirthied JMr M. . t.r-tnleu..hv.-.ic.l U.-coTery, tu.d 1 ntrt li iu i -old ltt: he rtrecnoi on t- a btil. And the reu.l In ihat it:e hi Hdiif ot uo'h itm ip'. tce ly r ton,1, ' iso tl ,it 1 1 di. hi'.ira-i wi i an any man The great irouti.e) ' in Diy l end ii entirly utii'. al baud feu) perecliy- e j I utid ttt rest- Mv throat, v.h'cli h wo .litrain'il, ti entlr.y I i nrt d.ano I hat e re- ot ei ed in? moe a.in. 1 would not taM- out tiii.ii-jiiid do'iam tor the hen -ut l have rt-s.tttt.il. . iu lh- ue oi Mra. Hrwwn i Mti'hicai iHnowTetj. LFMAKKAHl.E fl' ItF OK n!SHAKCES FROM Tl! I- A it. DlhK-.wKl Kit. A-i loess OF 1NUX- 1 o u aI' t i mi Sfe'enher 7, lMt. f, Hnr MarvlUe, J t -fii-oii ui" mor Mr. l't w uiu.hit a cu.! yard!. ' -iiiitiiiow ii. d f it it t a: my ten Joshua too biaiu Mver a- d t atairii .n the ireii', tt t fch Itft tun wi'ii d'tv .! iioit. tin-e r am) t!tated cyun 'Ine tfltchantkia ur-v-r c.titxjd Ilia e.'M bc.;me oule larue a'Mt aana'ural, cov ltd with xa't- lt.e pillow had io he th !... 1 dui.ng the iiuht Miaat-tiaied wt-io tlw wuh tna tfiarnaiKek ; it ,.,.i,i he imian'.w! lo do iba the tenduwu of hi. eve. V t I iu il v pi yMchn Mit t would K" Hind. Hie tnWtiH aiio'titr'murt iun ar.-d, tll cand nH to be. or n.saj w iih rhlUMtrii. lie ttn. no notice oi auytnlmi aro and hTia. None hut the parent tan tell what our eui.tLi.-e wtue to kn.k on our child in this condition. Miwt protluanti.hr, about one year affO, I aaw Mr,, w ii lirown"taptiyKl Ulitovery" ad vert Ued la ll. i i't title Ortir-e. 410 Aroh atreet, and prurrd thewodlnt. Mv nlfe app'led U tatUituily end i.f r. veriLsilT Tt toeditine worked alowly at tlx m i.unfnK. bbt .t.ltwe per-evt-jed, and Ue re.elt la that Aiir.a.r. In en I Ire IV CUJCU Ul nimw-iaM. nil uihsm. a.-eniH to have aw a tabued out of the sleep ut eloAlh. Urn diaws from lii.eere r.ave u '"'-" " w lloome Miiall ano naturaU Hi. eyen are clear a.,4 r .nialT"e aiidui)..'lf are will .au..4 wl h in. la7f'u"Jer(otn,edouotircl,..dbftlr.. al O Hrowal & taphaiial l.lscover,aua uio.t hoartUj couuund U ! I.rri",ii,",u' B't r'.l.br.t.d P.K.r RihaM t Bra Wai.r.rpr o.,ti.ei tiuaU .ie wnu. cn. Keoo.a lor, ii par Loiue. A RKafARKAlll.K (TKR OF BMITDMT.S. Canmooa.C W.gljia,lM.-Mrs. M. J. Kroerai Dear ISadnai: I hare been unite blind lo my fXtthl ej e lot seven veare. I hare smb lo ewaral doclura, wfcoea beard coald res I of e mj erMUikl, but they never don. to any cood. 1 speait Urge fcutus of money let uavltn ia wheie I heard Uiere vera doctors wbo coald beoatu mm, but mine ia ttiein eouU do is any food I taougbt auf as hopeless, until told by a frtoiid you exnstd rettov a. I .Mil by a frleud and piiN'ured yoar 'Meiaalyetel IHm eov.ry. aud In twanty-a.ur bAiura axW tii. tviei treat stent, I coald te 41UI dlaUucUy. I aaa vary hUaaiaisu dsf air .totrvartuie. 1 resaala loan , truly , MUX 9UST. Th Cei.brated Poor Klohard's f ""'m " Ue.Woont. . ,n A aca laree. Scalp Reaoxaior, 1. Mia-ws-aa jse.US AJaO Mr.