a.-... - pi 3 :;J 1- - 7 - - TWO DOLLARS J'ER ANNUM,? HALF-YEARLY IN ADVANCE. 5 SlT NOT PAID WITHIN THE YEAR. t $2 50 WILL BE CHARGED. PRINTED AND PUBLISHED. WEEKLY BY J O Ni. T Hew Scries. TUESD AIT, T&AIT- 4 2847, Vol. 5. No, 25. LIFE'S GUIDING STAR. The youth whose bark is guided o'er A summer's stream by zephyr's breath, "With idle gaze delights to pour . On imagined skies that glow beneath, Rut should a fleeting storm arise . To shake -awhile the watery way. Quick lifts to heaven his anxious eyes, And speeds to reach some sheltering bay. 'Tis thus, down times eventful tide, While prosperous breezes gently blow, Iu life's frail bark we gaily glide; Our hopes, our thoughts all fixed telaw, Hut let one cloud the prospect dim, The wind its quiet stillness mar, At once we raise our prayer to Him Whose light is Ufcs best guiding star. THE SOFT ANSWER. EY T. S. ARTHUR. 'I'll give him law to his heart's con tent, the scoundreP." said Singleton, walk ing backward and forward, ia an angry tate of -excitement. "Don't call harsh names, Mr. Single ton," said lawyer Trucman, looking up from the mass of papers before liim, and smiling in a quiet, benevolent way that was peculiar to him. " 'Every man should be known by his true name. Williams is a scoundrel, and so he ought to be called!" responded the excited client, with increasing warmth. "Did you ever do a reasonable tiling in your life when you were angry?" asked Mr. Trucman, whose age and respecta bility gave him the license to speak thus freely to his young friend, for whom he was endeavoring to arrange some busi cess difficulties with his former partner. "I can't say that I ever did, Mr. True man; bui now, I have good reason for be ing angry, and the language that" I use, in reference to Williams, is but the expres sion of a sober and rational conviction," replied Singleton, a little more calmly. "Did you pronounce him a scoundrel -tpfore you received this reply to your last letter?" asked Mr. Trueman. "No, I did not; but that, letter confirm ed ray previously formed impressions of liis character." "But I cannot find, in that letter, any evidence proving your late partner to bq a dishonest man. He -will not agree to your proposed mode , of settlement, lie cause he does not see it to be the most proper way." "He won't agree to it, because ills an lionest and equitable mode of settlement, that is all! He wants to over-reach me, :ind is determined to do so if he can!" responded Mr. Singleton, still excited. "There you are decidedly wrong," said the lawyer. "You have both -allowed yourselves to become angrv, and are both unreasonable; and if I must speak plainly, I think you arc the most unrea sonable, in the present case. Two angry men can never settle any business pro perly. You have unnecessarily increas ed the difficulties in the way of a speedy settlement, by writing Mr. Williams an angry letter, which he has responded to in the like unhappy temper. Now, if I am to settle this business for you, I must write all the letters that pass to Williams in future." "But how : can you properly express my views and feelings?" - "That I do not wish to do, if you views and feelings are to remain as thev now are for any-thing like an adjust ment of the difficulties, tinder such cir--eumstances, P should censidcr hopeless," replied Mr. Trueman. " : "Well, let me answer this letter, and after that, I promise that you shall have your own way." " "No, I shall consent to no such thing. It is the reply to that letter which is to modify the negotiation for a settlement, in such a way as to bring success or fail ure; and I have no idea of allowing you, an the present state- of your mind, to write such an one as will most assuredly defeat an amicable adjustment." . ' - . Singleton paused for some time before making a reply. He had been forming in his mind a most cutting and bitter rejoin der to the letter just alluded to, and was desirous that Mr. Williams should have the benefit of knowing that he thought liim a "tricky and deliberate scoundrel," with other opinions of a similar character. He found it, therefore, impossible to make up his mind to let the unimpassion ed Mr. Trucman write this most impor tant epistle. . "Indeed, I must write this letter, Mr. Trueman," he said. "There are some tilings that I want to say to him,. .which I know you won't write. You don't seem to consider the position in which he has placed me by that letter, nor what is ob ligatory upon me as a man of honor. ., I never allow any man to reflect upon me, directly or indirecily,' without a prompt response." "There if, in the" Bible," said Mr. Trueman, "a passags that is peculiarjy ap plicable m the present case. It is this "A soft answer turneth away wrath, but jrrwvous wor.'s snr up anger. I have found this preempt, in a life that has oul- numbered more than double your years, to be one that may be safely and honora bly adopted, in all casesj -" You blame j Mr. Williams for writing yon'" an angry letter, and are indignant at certain expres sions contained therein. Now, is it any more ngni ior you to write an angry let ter, with cutting epithets, than it is for him?"' : . v. : "But, Mr. Trucman" - r . "I do asssureyou, my young friend," said the lawyer, interrupting him, -lhal I am acting ia this case tor your benefit, and not for my own; and, as your lgal advi ser, you must submit to my judgment or I cannot censent to go' on." ' "If I will promise not t& use any harsh language, will you not consent to let me write the letter?" urged the client. V ' ' 'v "You and I, in the present stale of your mind, could not possibly -'come at the same conclusion in reference to what is harsh and what is mild,"s3id Mr True man; '.'therefore I cannot' consent that you shall write one word of the proposed reply I must write it." ;: "Well, I suppose, then, I shall have to submit. When will it be ready?"; -"Come this afternoon, and I will give you the draft, which you can copy and sijrn. In the afternoon, Mr. Singleton came, and received the letter prepared by Mr. Trucman. It ran thus, after the da:e 'and formal address- :- "I regret that the proposition did not meet your approbation. The mode of settlement which I suggested was the re suit of a careful consideration of pur mu tual interest?., -Be 'kind enough to sui gest to Mr. ! Trueman, my lawyer, any' plan which you' think will lead lo an ear ly and amicable adjustment of our ' busi ness. You may rely upon my r consent to it, if it meets hi? spprobation." "Is it possible, Mr. Trueman, that you expect me to sign such a cringing letter as that?" said Mr. Singleton, throwing it down and walking backward and forward with great irritation of manner. .' "Well, what is your objection, to it?" replied Mr. Trueman, mildly, for he was prepared for such an exhibition of feeling. "Objection! How can you ask such a question? - Am I to go on my knees to him, and beg him to do me justice? No! I'll sacrifice every cent I've got in the world first, the scoundrel!" "You wish to have your business set tled, do you not?" asked Mr. Trueman, looking him steadily in the face. "Of course I do honorably settled!" "Well, let rac hear what you mean by an honorable settlement." The young man hesitated a moment, and then said, . . - - ".; "Why, I mean" - "You mean a setdement in which your interest shall bo equally considered .with that of Mr. Williams." . - . "Yes, certainly, and thai"- " "And that," continued Mr. Trueman. "Mr. Wiliiams in the settlement shall consider and treat you as a gentleman?" "Certainly I do; but that is more than he has done." ' -' ' ' "Well, nevermind. Let what is past go for as much as ii is worth. The prin cipal point of action is in the present." " "But I'll never send that mean cringing letter,' though." ; ; ' " "You mistake its whole tenor, I do assure you, Mr." Singleton. You have allowed your angry feelings to blind you. You certainly carefully considered before you adopted it, the - proposed basis of a settlement, did you not?"""" "Of course I did." - - , "So the letter which I have prepared for yoa states. Now, as an honest and hon orable man, you arc, I am sure, willing to grant to him the same privilege which you asked for yourself, viz: that of pro; posing a plan of settlement; v : Yoitr pro position does not - seem to pleasc; him; now it is but fair that ho should be invi ted to state how he wishes the settlement to be made -and in giving such. an invi tation, a gentleman should prove use gentlemanly language." " " V 'Buti he don't deserve to' be treated like a ' gentleman. In fact he has no claim to the title," said the voung man.v :' "If he has none, as you say, ' vol' pro fess to bk a gentleman, and all gentlemen should by their actions and words" that thcy. are CENTLE-men." 1 . ' 1 . "I can't say that I am convicted by what you say; but, as you seem' to bo bent upon having it your own way, why, here, let me copy the thing : and sign it' said, the young man,' suddenly changing his mauner. " " - "There, now," he added, passing a cross the table the briel letter he had cop- j ied, "I suppose he'il think me a Iow-spir- (aWnw. nffrr ' hfi erf 1a llirit luit tip's wistaken. After it's all over Til take ,wi .,.11 i,:. i ,i;,i't i uuu idiu 11 icii liiui itiai it, vault k kuiiMiu my sentiments.' ' " - " . " . Mr. Trueman smiled,' as he took the letter, and went on to fold and direct it. . "Come to-morrow ' afternoon, and I lliink well have tilings in a, pretty fair way,' he said, looking up with 'hi usu al, pleasant smile, as he finished the dircc lion of tlie letter. ' . ' - "Good afternoon Mr! Sindeton,"' he said, as that gentleman entered hi3 office on tlte fuccecding day.' ' ' ' ". V "Geod afternoon responded the you n man. ."Well, have you heard from that milk-and-water letter of yours? - I can't call it rains." - . ' --.r : -- 7 - "Yes here is the answer. .- Take a scat, and I will read it to you," said the bid. gentleman. ."Well, let's hear it,' - ."Dear, George: I have your kind and; gentlemanly note of yesterday, in reply to my harsh, unreasonable, and ungentle- manly one of the day. before. We havc I 4 j , r , , . both been playing the fool; but vVou are : ahead of mc in becoming sane. - I have examined, since I gotyour disposition for; which is principally occupied with; the a settlement, and it meets my views pre-; details of the battles in the vicinity of cisely. , My foolish anger kept, me.trom -Saif Gabriel," and at "Mesa," on the seeing it betore. - Jet our mutual friend, 0 , , , r . . , , , ' , 'p,n0m,n tt, - - -i 8tn and 9i!i of January, which led to the 31 r. I rueman, arrange tlie matter accord-- . ing to the plan mentioned, - and 1. shall recapture of the city of the Angales. Or most heartily acquiesce, v Y'onrs, te.i these engagements we published abrief -,Tos. AVilliajis." statement yesterday, which appears to be : .He never wrote : that letter in -the substantially correct. ' We copy, how world!' exclaimed Singleton, starting- to r .u i r . r n his feet " -. , . ' i evcr' .California:! the following - "You know his writing, I presume,'1 ' a"nunciation of the victory: - v; " said Mr. Trueman, handing him the let-; ' .News from the Seat of War. We ter. - ; '' ' : V - '. i ' have received by special messenger the '-. "It's Thomas Williams's own hand, a3 result of the enniremcnt near the Pue- j I live!" ejaculated Singleton, on glancing i Jit ihft lptliP. - "Tl- i1-I fi irnrl 'I'll Williams, the best-natured fellow i in "'the world! he continued, his feelings under going : a sudden and entire revolution. "What a fool I have been!" . - "And what a fool I have been!" said Thomas Wiliiams, advancing from an ad joining room, at the same time extending his hnnJs towards S.n L:on. "God bless vou, my dear friend!" ex claimed Singleton grasping his hand. "Why, what has been the matter with us ! both?" : - r: : - - "My young friends," said old Mr True man, one of the kindest-hearted men in the world, rising and advancing towards them, "I have known yu long, and have always esteemed you both. This pleas ant meeting and reconciliation, you per ceive is of my arrangement. Now, let me give you a precept ; that will make friends and keep friend. . It has been my motto through life, and I. don't know that I have an enemy in the world. It is, ".? soft un-itver lurmth away wfuth, but grievous won) 's sih vp anger." FROM CALIFORNIA, r The Journal of Commerce has receiv ed, bv wav of Panama, full files of The Califormax, published at Monterey, Up per California, under the editorial super vision of Walter Coltox, Alcalde of Monterey and Chaplain of the United Slates frigate Congress, to the 28th Janu ry last. . Order and quiet prevailed throughout Cahfomia. The local outbreaks, resul ting in a temporary success of the insur gents, had been suppressed, and of the restless spirits and adventurers who had been active in promoting them, all who had survived the conflicts with our troops had returned to their homes. . No violent measures were deemed necessary to be taken with them. " : Wc make a few extracts from the Ca lifornian:" . .. ; - ' - The Press.- -We have received the first two numbers of a new paper, 'just commenced at Yerba Buena. It is is sued upon a small but very neat sheet, at six dolors per annum. It is published and "owned by S. Brannan, the lender of the .Mormons, v. ho was brought up by Joe Smith himself, and is consequently well qualified to unfold and impress the tenets of his sect. - ; . . r : Dec 12.- The United States ship Cy- ane, Capt. S. F. Dupoht, arrived at San ! trancisco Monday week. Since the oc- cupation of Sun Diego in July last, sher has been on the coast of Mexico and cap tured, fourteen prizes; she 'burnt or, de stroyed one brig and two Mexican gun boats, the three last" iu her attacks on Guayinas, and shipped between thirty and forty guns at San Bias. ' . Jan. 23. On Thursday Dccember.I3, IS 16, the launch-belonging to' the United States sloop-of-war Warren left: Yerba Buena, on the San Francisco,, for Fort Sacramento. (Suiters,) for the purpose of communicating with ihe commandant of the fort, Capt. EM, Kern. : She was put in charge of Passed Mid shipman William 11. , Montgomery, acting nuster of the U. ,S. sloor-of-war War ren, -with Midshipman Daniel O. Hugen nin, of the U. S. slo6p, Portsmouth, as pilot, and E. M. Montgomery, Clerk to Commander. -trrT .Mn-'gom.cry,and. a crew of nine men. George Rodman,, seaman, coxswain; Anthony Sylvester, Alexander. McDonald, Samuel t urner,; Samuel Tiane, Milton Ladd, Jqhii W. Dawd,.Gilman Hilton, Lawsoh L'ce.. ' ' ' After being absent seventeen days, fears were entertained-lor her saiety,,anu Mr. Il.T. Hidley was ' sent in search of her, with the. launch Paul Jones," with" four men, from the Warren. "7. Mr. Ridley re turned after an absence t of nineteen days, having cruised up the, San Joaquin and the. Sacramento. ; .Nothing,' was heard, from tlicm; and the conclusion is that the. launch was lost in the bav. ' ' J " Arrival of the Independence. -This " noble ship, bearing the broad pennant of - j Commodore Shubrick, came to anchor in . our harbor on Friday evening last. She sailed from Boston on the 29th of, August. Commodore Shubrick in virtue of his rank, takes command of all the naval and land" forces here.. He -'-will, we ' learn, make a vigorous eflort to establish at once a civil government in California. . . , ' "'" ',,( , e have ourselves received 1 he Ca- utornian Lxtra, - ot the VtiU January, bio dc los Angeles, between the American forces under command of Commodore Stockton, and the Culifornians, comman ded by. Gen. Flores. We consider the : war in California at an end. It Will be I the fiist effort of Coin. Shubrick, now ! commander-in-chief, to establish a civil government, a duty for which he is emi- nenliy qualifietl. Com. Stockton has per- formed a brilliant achievement in his march from San Diego to the Pueblo dp los Angeles, and in his signal success over a resolute enemy. 'I he following is his General Order: . . Head Quarters. Ciudad de I03 Angeles, January ! 1, 1817." The commander-in-chief congratulates the officers and men of the Southern di vision of the United Slates forces in Ca lifornia on the, brilliant victories obtained by, them, over the enemy on the 8th and 9th instant, and on once more taking pos session of the "Ciudad de los Angeles.". lie takes the earliest moment to com mend their gallantry and good conduct, both "in the battle fought on the8th inst. on the banks of the "Rio San Gabriel," and on the 9th instant on the plains of the "Mesa.',' , ; The steady courage , of 'he troops iu forcing their passage across the "Rio San Gahrid," where officers and men were alike employed in. dragging, the guns throus't the water against the galling lire of the enemy, without exchanging a shot, and' their gallant charge , up tho banks against tha enemy' cavalry, has perhaps never been surpassed; and the cool deter mination with v; Inch, in the battle of the 9th, they rqwlsed the charge of cavalry made by the enemy at the samn time on their front and rear, has extorted the ad miration of the enemy, and deserves the best -thanks of their countrymen. , R. F. STOCKTON, Governor and . - .- Commander-iii-Cliief of the Tcr. , ... ?. of California. - AVc aleo copy the following paragraplis: -The PnosrF.cT. We do not appre hend, another outbreak in California. The last is a lesson that will not be soon fo'rgotten. It was started by a few rest less spirits, and, through adventurers ral lied itself up into quite a formidable mass. But it is all over now, and those engaged in it are returning to their " homes. No violent measures have been 'taken with them. They have had their frolic and fight, and that seems pretty -much rdl they wanted. ' ' ; '- ' - ' . ' THie friends of order and nil who arc interested in the soil arc in favor of our fljg." .Thev do not w ish to go back 16 Mexico.1 They desire to see California a territory of the United States, and at length a mejnber ofahc glorious Confede racy. Wc can1 assure our friends at home and our Government at-NVashing-lou that if they- wish to haul down our ring here it went stay hauled down. It will go up again in twenty-four hours; as it .'waves now it will coi.tinue to wavs when they who read " this are in their grarrs. 1 ' ' -"" '.' " -' --' ' Politicians and diplomatic functionaries may) depose of California orr paper as they please. They may surrender her'to Mexico, but sho'will not be surrenderrd. She holds her destiny in her own hands, and goes with' her whole heart for union with the United States. A few who have lost office bv a change of 'flog may, as the)' have done, oppose it, but they will be overpowered by the mass of those who'are interested in the soil. AVe have all the. intelligence! industry, and enter prise of California with us. ;' . Depart i'RF. of.tiik Dale. -The Uni ted States sloop-of-war Dale leaves to-day for Panama, where she" will land her com mander,' W. W, McKcanV Esq.,. whooe health compels : his return, home. t Wc part with him with no little leluctance.- Still we know it is his duty to return. ; It' is apparently the only means of savir his life, and even this may fail. .The -United StaU1? : ship Lexington. Theodore Bailey, commander; with-. Uni ted States troops,' arrived at Monterey on the 28th' Januan-; -" " " "' "From the Nat: Intelligencer. THE PLANS OF THE EXECU TIVE. ' We copied in Thursday's paper ex tracts from the Washington cot respon dents of two leading Administration pa pers, giving "reason to suppose that com munications were about being opened by the President of ' the United Slates with Mexico, with a view to peace. The terms therein stale. I t j have Jieen propo sed by our Executive, however, are such as, if accepted by Mexico, never could be ratified by the Senate of the United States, and never-cn become constitu tionally binding on this people. We say constitutionally; for the intrigue for the annexation of Texas, constitutionally condemned by the treaty-making power, was yet carried out, in the face and teeth of the Constitution, by bare majorities of the two Houses of Congress. In the same manner, for aught we know, those j who have for their own ends involved u? t in this war wiili the neighboring Repub lic, may connive to saddle upon the Uni ted States the curse of annexation of one half of Mexico. . ' . The following additional information, more exact and probably more to be relied upon than the extract which we have al ready published, is from the Washington correspondence of the Philadelphia Pub lic Ledger, the unraistakeable marks of which denote official authority for what is stated in it. ' , Besides the other interesting informa tion it contains, it must be. highly gratify ing to the People of the United States to know that "the Order in Council," lately issued bv the President, without anv sem blancc of legal authority, is exceedingly gratifying to Tin: MiNisTr.r.i? or all the Foreign Powers. Whether they were called into "Council" on the occasion tho correspondent of the Ledger docs not state. We think it quite likely that they were consulted on the subject. Correspondence of the Public Ledger. "Washington, April 18, 1817. "The rumor which is in circulation here, to the erlect'Mhat the Administration means tu give up all the conquered terri tory Fouth of the thirty-sixth degree ot parallel, in order to get rid of the Wihnot proviso, and all its pernicious consequen ces," is without a shadow of foundation. Neither the President nor the Cabinet en tertain such an absurd proposition. The Irontiers of our country must be fixed ac ding to strategical prudence, and in refer ence to military position against so exci table an 1 peevish a neighbor as Mexico. The Administration understands this per fectly, and is. not afraid, as if is charged, of. meeting the proviso men in the Senate at the time of the ratification of the trea ty." - ' - "The Wl'.mot proviso, "moreover, was started in a technical point of view, by men who had to attain another more im mediate object, and who would only lose that object by introducing the proviso in a treaty with Mexico. I have no hesita tion, therefore, in saying that the basis of our negotiations with Mexico will l!e A few degrees south of the thirty-sixth de gree of latitude in Calitornia, and that our Government means to hold the Passo del Norte. "As to the immediate object ol peace, I-believe there have been received indi rect but no direct ofTers of peace thu far;' that is to say, the proper Department, is probably from a reliable though not official source, informed that an oifer of peace,-on generous terms, would be accep table to Mexico; but even the most relia ble source in Mexico may mislead you. and the men who are willing to treat with you to-day any not be in power to-morrow. It is a Herculean task to watch the political tide in Mexico, in which the best man may commit many blunders. Similar causes, in Mexico, are not always followed by similar e'cts, and eona fide promises often broken from a want of ability to perform. While, therefore, no rcai relijuce'is placed on "the apparent disposition to treat for peace, of the pre sent "Mexican rulers, an offer will no doubt be made by our Government; while, tit the same time, neither army nor navy will for. a moment relax in its endeavors to enforce, peace by constraint. Gen. Scott will press forward on the route to Mexico, and the navy will be employed to seize upon every Mexican port ia the Gulf, till the whole maritime const is in our possession, so as to give effect to Mr. Walker's tarifT for Mexico, and r:dse a revenue for the expenses of the war. ' "The Ministers of all the foreign Pow ers have expressed themselves exceeding ly. gratified with the opening of the Mex ican ports; and "the measure is, no doubt calculated to go far in smoothing over certain-asperities, to which 'all rigid block ades are liable to give rise with neutrals. " : -" A letter from a Mot imoras correspon dent, duted March 25, informs us that Gen. Tavlor was preparing for an ad vance oii San Luis Pctosi, ' which he would commence on the 15th inst. The letier also states that Gen. Taylor will be able to take with him eight thousand troops- quite enough, in the opinion of tbfl writer, for thfi old hero's nurnases. f 'Bait. Amer. ......... VIRGINIA ELECTION. Of the Congressional Election which took phce in the State of Virginia, we have heird only of the following results, viz: The re-election of John S. Pendleton" (Whig) in the Fairfax district, without serious opposition; and The election of John M. Butts (whig) in the Richmond district by a majority exceeding three hundred votes! This ii a Whig gain. The returns from two counties (Frede rick and Jefferson) in the. tenth Congres sional district are unusually cheering, to much 6 as to induce the hope that An thony Kennedy (Whig) has been elect ed over Mr. Bedinuer, the late member, in a district which in 1811 gave Mr. Polk, a majority of 700 votes. Locofoco Gratitude. While Tay lor was fighting the battle of Buena Vista on the 21st and 22d Februarythe friends of President Polk in the United States Senate were trying to pss the Lieuten ant General Bill which had for its object the recall of old Rough and Ready, and the appointment of that party hack and mere civilian, Mr. Benton. What a com ment ia this! When Taylor was leading the assault on our Mexican foes, the Io cofoco and Tory Senators were leading as fierce an assault against him! When Taylor was exposirg his life on the battlo field, Herriek and Thompson, and other Polk men, were denouncing the victor of Monterey, and trying to pass a virtual censure uoon him! Patriots! true lovers of the glory, honor and integrity of your country, remember these things, and let them nerve you to exertion in the coming political contest. Let us sweep from the places they have desecrated the revilers ot our nation's bravest champion! Five Wars. The United States have been engaged in live wars during their national existence, viz: the Revolution, the last war with Great Britain, the war with Tripoli, the Florida war, and the Mexican war, and in all of them we have come off victorious and conquering. The Difference. Jus. K. Polk, President of the United States, with a salary of 23,000 a year contributed fifty dollars for the relief of suffering Ireland. Gen. James Irvin, a private citizen, vol untarily contributed fifty barrels of flour, equal to three hundred dollars! Should you meet my true lave. (OLD GERMAN.) Should you meet my true love. Say I greet her well; Should she ak you how I fare, Say she best can tell. Should she ask if I am sick, Say 1 died of sorrow; Should she then begin to weep, ' Sav I'll come to-morrow. A Good One. The Springfield Ga zette tells a good story about a clergyman, who lost his horse on Saturday evening. After hunting in company with a boy, until midnight, he gave up in despair. The next day, somewhat dejected at his loss, he went into the pulpi', and took for his text the following passage from Job "O, that I knew where I might find him!" . The boy, who had just come in, sup posing the horse was still the burden ot thought, cried out "I know where he is! He's in Dea con Smith's barn." A Qtr.sTioN Answered. An exceed inglv tall gentleman was waikin? with a very short friend in the midst of a heavy shower, when the latter observed: ""Bill, ain't it coming down?" Bill, lifting his shoulders still higher, answered - 'I don't know how it mav be with you, but it's raining like blazes up herer Jl Strong Specific for Curlii Hair. A' correspondent informs us that he bought a hotde of this Specific out west, and applied it once to his pate; which caused his hair to curl so tight that it rai sed him oil the tirj.md for two week3, three days, thirteen minutes and sevea seconds! - "John, can yoa tell me the difierence hetweeu attraction of gravitation and at traction of cohesion!" : "Yes, sir, attraction ot jravitation pulls a drunken man to the groend, and attrac tion of cohesion prevents his getting up egain. An Irishman who h :d just landed, said the first bit of meat iie ever ate in this country, was a roasted fotato roiled yesterday. And if you dn't believe me, I can shew it lo you, for I have it in rsy pocket now. , - Kittfaep. An Ohio paper nnncuiS ccs the m.'.rri n of Mrt J. B. Kitum, to. .Miss Eliza Jam Louis Reveille. Kit ton. 'Scat. St. "There," said Patrick, handing hfm the money, "?ee how jsv I .might havq picked your pocket."