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MianuPDUit, Mioa.. Af. 2S.—A
lnU ovlrift at Map> Grow, tiiutn
ante from iba* e*y. wa* to* rrramg
reported to tte potece. D. L. Ilflte
ft*** apm • faro ac** Itet ptoca with
Mi Miter ami ais hntttr.
■Fwatof whit* tte trotter* were *L
wet free tte tee* U w*t. io mti
eaftod at tte tew ami aafced lor mae-
Iftjr-f to at Mr*. BtTar
villi ttefr uifaert, aod wtea Iter ted
tented catto*. aae of tteaa ikcM op
a peter wed Iteaatoawl to kill ter. Tte
aid lady teP'l tteai to afore to r hU.
ter we tte kratedraccwl ter to Ite
etofara and tteaw fear ia. TV rtatroa
ia tauter feat dar? ami a tell fall of
erator. feet Mr*. ifiOrr doac to tte
VmJ ptpr of tte prop aod to
kop aatfl aooa. ate ter am
retoraad aad atw wa* ukm oat to a*.
atbaaoSad eoadttioa. iarotrxats -u
teoaod that tte tram;* ted
tte teeaa aad afaatraeted H~> to eh
aad ft.150 to certificate* of up
oo tte Flrrt Xattooal teak of Minnea
polis. Mr*. Hitter t r 5 rear* of age,
aad tt la feared ttet tte abock to bet
ipUm from tte braUl treatment ete
received may reauh fatally.
A WI I.I KA< F. FOR I.IFF.
A Large HalHrrrNMriia lokc Itrcaki
It* Confine*.
WrLKEasARKE. Pa., Aug. 2T.—Ter
rible excitement war caused this morn
ing In the the fatal No. 1 shaft at Xsn-
Ueoke by the breaking away of earth
tMrrierstlnt separated a worked-out por
ttoo of the colliery from the chamberi
where mining is to progreas.aiidtbe sud
den precipitation of a Large body of water
into a gangway where over three hun
dred miners were at work. For a long
time past a huge subterranean res?r
roir bas been forming, containing
millions of gallons of water. The un
derground lake was 570 feet below the
surface. The chamber where the men
were at work was one hundred and
fifty feet further down and about the
same distance from the mined galleries
The first intimation the men had that
the mine was .being Hooded w.*s the
sudden appearance of water in tlie
chambers. As it increased In depth
many hurriedly quit work aud rushed
to the bottom of the shaft. By this
time a regular exodus from all parts of
the colliery set iu, the raiocrs wading
through water breast high before the
last of them got out. The work of
rescuing the men was proceeded with
promptly, the steam carriage taking up
twenty at a time. All sorts of rumors
were set adrift, and the mouth of the
mine was crowded with anxious women
aud children, exhibiting the usual
alarm and frantic demonstrations.
Lnckily all were taken out safely.
Ninety mules perished. Work will be
suspended tor an indefinite period, as
the water is btill running in. Had the
earth fissure been wide enough to ad
mit the whole volume of water at once
not a man would hare been saved.
WRECK ON LAKE MICHIGAN.
Destruction of n Schooner in u Storm
and Loss of Two of Her Crew.
MiLLER,Ind.,Aug. 25.—The schoon
er Clara of Manistee was driven ashore
yesterday and her wreckage is strewn
aloDg the beach for miles. Cap. Olson,
her master and owner, and one of the
sailers lost their lives, and John Gus
tavson, the mate escaped by swimming
ashore on a plank. The vessel was
bound for Chicago with a load of hard
wood lumber. She left Manistee Mon
day morning with [A light wind, but
toward night a squall swept down up
on her from the northeast, jerking he r
headsails out of the bolt ropes and
crippling ljer so that she became unma
ageable. All night long she staggered
before the gale, that kept increasing in
violence ; the sea ran very high and the
wayes uwept her deck of everything
moveable.
She arrived off Chicago in such a dis
abled condition that it was impossible
to work her into the harbor and she
was driyen up the lake, "Realizing
she was san to be on the beach, Capf.
Olson let go the anchor when abreast
of this place, but the flukes failed to
bold, and she was dragged to the sand
bar half a mile from shore, The seas
kept dashing over her and the crew of
three men were compelled to climb in
to the rigging and lash themselves to
keep from being washed overboard. In
less than an hour the coverings of the
hatches were carried away and the sea
swept into the hold, filling it to the
decks. Then she rolled over on her
side and Hane Qfiristensen was carried
away on the crest of a wave. Capt.
Olson and Gustavson got hold of a
plank.
It was raining hard and the night
was so dark they could see nothing, but
they clnng to the plank with the hope
that the waves would push it onwaid
to the beach. Gustayson says he heard
a loud cry and on looking behind him
saw the captain had relaxed his hold,
aud was even then disappearing be
neath the waves. He was unab 1 '
Help bioi, and he went down. .e to
son does not recollect aP'' Gustav
battle far life, Thr#* - about his
turned over ap /J o times the plank
water, but h' a buried him in the
dashed " hung on to it, and was
aenseless on the sandy beach.
„en he regained fcis senses he was
lying upon his back, with the rain
down on his face. There was not a
house in sight, for the village lies three
miles back from the lake*
He made his way along the beach to
the houseof the Calumet shooting club.
He had just enough strength to give a
feeble rap on the door, and when it
when it was opened he fell fainting a
cross the threshold. He was carried
and kindly cared for until he recovered
sutiicently to relate his stoiy, and after
being provided with clothe 3, he took
the train for Chicago.
Def-re Vavir.g Gusfm n ni-ta d;un
to t! br-iCf. to Kf rnlM had bee. Oftr- ~{
if" uierk. I!# found that it u
broken up. and the br> ken t niteri ar.d
i cargo were scattered in every direct ton.
I Tt< Cipt*jr.'f efwt which ormtat.ed a
i Urge mm of B-wif. was broken
i ofn and the extents wee- muMin?.
fiosUvson thinks the chest hw been
I rifled by thieves. Neither of the b dies
I bare been recovered. AH day and last
night a crowd of new from the tillage
were on the leach fathering op cargo
I a H ww drifted w'etc and haaiinf it
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A HITr H I* TINE.
Il l Pmrrl fnwtm fnM Ike*
gfwg *1 Ifce lirm.
"How do I keep air tmer* from
hwgging at the knew V erWd ao old
man wbo bad wrrel man/ rear* ia
the Briti*b ary. ia rr*pier to a
New York JHia reporter'# iftmltoa
Wky that "♦ oar '4 the impfcvt tkia;i
ia tie world if a man ooly know#
IMJW. and will pat tiamclf to a little
trouble at fir#i. Jack Tar *# trom-er#.
aa too koow.are very clo*e reefed and
built aaag and taut all the war down
until near tLe bottom, vbere tbey
are gir en full sail and spread tl em
pires well orer tbe boot* They are
tbe very kind that are to bag at tbe
kneea ; so one of tbe fir-t things the
young landlubber is taught when be
I enters tbe navy is bow to wear tbem.
No doubt you bave often beard of
tbe sailor taking a bitch in bis trous
ers every tine be sits down, and no
doubt you thought be did it merely
as a sort of introductiou to tbe yurn
be was about to spin. Yes,few people
imagine that tbe bitch is what keeps
the trousers straight ; but just think
a moment and you will recollect that
they fit very tight around tbe knee
and that whenever you sit down and
poke out your knees you stretch tbe
cloth- That's what makes tbe bag
ging when you sit down .-you leave
plenty of slack for tbe knees to play
! in at tbe knees, and your clothes w ill
wear out before they will bag. Alter
taking the bitch a few times it will
become almost a second nature to you
and you will do it unconsciously ev
ery time you sit down. The hitch
may be simple, but its worth more to
a man than one of tLosc patent $5
trouser stretchers. As for tbe coat,
not one in a half dozen knows bow to
button it so that it will set well. The
proper way is to begin at tbe bottom
end button and go up. Not a day
I>asses but 1 have to laugh at people
who say they are going to button their
coats up, and then calmly proceed to ;
button down.'
Kvnporutcd vs. Dried Ifrult.
The term "evaporated" has become
well established in the markets, for
fruit prepared by artificial heat, as dis
tinguished in the markets from that
dried in the primitive way of exposure
to the sun. Evaporated fruit being
dried rapidly, has not time to become
changed and partly soured, and being
dried in the dark, remains beautifully
white, instead of turning brown like
that exposed to the sun ; besides these
are the important advantages of free
dom from dust, and the soiling by in
sects, birds, etc. The evaporated fruit
presents such a superior appnarance,
there is no wonder that it brings a
much higher price in the market 01
stores than ordinary dried fruit. This
is a matter of so much importance,
thai, one who has any considerable
quantity of fruit to preserve by drying,
cannot afford to go on in the old-fash
ioned way. There are several driers
or evaporators now offered at a modei
ate price, which turn out as good
products a the expensive machines
first introduced. The difference in the
price between the superior and inferior
article, will readilv pay for a
good dried in one season. With artifi
cial heat one is not liable to loss in
stormy weather, which stops the dry- '
ing in the, sun and it is often very 1
difficult to keep the partly dried fruit '
from spoiling. Indeed, the advantages
of drying by artificial beat are so many
and so obvious, that we advise all in
terested to look into the merits of the
several driers now offered with a view
to purchase. Not only is artifiicial
heat superior for drying fruit, but
vegtaLles, especially sweet corn, are
much better in flavor and appearance
then when dried in the old way.—A- j
merican Agriculturist for September. (
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Woman's Promise an<| Her Memory.
Daniel S, Dickinson, formerly Unit- '
ed States Senator from New York, who
was very fond of saying sharp things. '
sometimes gave offense by bis w'* .
cisms when he least expected f ' . * ai "
One day when he was wa)*' *° , S P*
along the street in Al* - 13
Silas Wright was - at the
Wright, the " governor,he met Mrs.
serving h' governor's wife. She, ch
in a J 'S abstracted air, said to him
P- .ocular manner: "What does a
think of when he is thinking of
uothing V" "Of a woman's promise,"
responded Dickinson. "Well done,
senator," said Mrs. Wright,who passed
on, but did not forget Dickinson's re
mark. Some time afterward he re
quested her to help him to persuade the
goyernor to appoint a friend to oliice,
reminding her, at the same time, that
she had promised to aid him whenever
he should ask for assistance. "That is
true, senator," she replied, "but of
course it was nothing." "How is
that V" exclaimed Dickinson,much sur
prised. "Because it was a woman s
promise, don't you know ?" responded
Mrs. Wright. The senator did know,
and he had to tell his friend that the
"adverse influences" were so strong
that the coyeted appointment could
not be obtained for him.— JSew York
Ledger.
—First-class job work done at the
JOUKNAL office.
TflK Ami IINEAT.
Mill "
!latter Jones, called 'Rax/ for abort,
was "quire >yphax s office clerk.
'Yes. sir,* answered bit.
'Fill me oat a writ of attachment/
. mid the squire. *lll stand no more of
I this nonsense/
•Yes. sir— what name, sir ?*
'Yoall find it there/ said the squire,
i anting on a card and loosing it orer to
Rax, who picked it up and set about
bis wr*. The document was speedily
finished and presented to the squire
who affixed bts signature.
tine it to Constable Ifctrby and tell
bias to serve it without delay/ added
the squire.
*Ye. sir.*
•And uhen be brine* I* b*s prisoner,
report to me. *
*Ye. sir/
Mfuire ."yphax. msgtstenahy. war the
steroeV, of men ; inditdually be was
the most soft-hearted and yielding.
f<* the moment he was filled with
official indignation toward a delinquent,
oa whom, for some con tempt texts dis
regard of the isw*s behest#. be was de
termined to visit lis weightiest penal
ty. He was Mill feeble fiom a recent
and severe attack of illness, and while
waiting tbe return of the warrant, he
retired to seek a little test, meanwhile
forgetting the caret of office in a deli
cious reyerr, of which tbe charms of a
certain lovely creature were tbe central
feature. In this occupation let us
leuie hioi for .the present, merely pre
mising that lie was a bachelor, both
diffident and susceptible.
Hob lUiby was a constabulary model.
He did bis duty to the letter and ex
pended few words about it.
When tbe servant came in answer to
his ring of Widow Hoodheart's door
bell llob inquired : *ls your mistress
at home **
'She Is,' was the response.
'Tell her I must see her,' said Bob.
'fthe's very busy,' replied the maid,
'and unless the business is very iwrlic
ular '
'lt is werry partic'lar,' interrupted
Bob, brushing jast and entering with
out ceremony. 'I am werry soiry to
inconwenience you, mum,' he said,
when Mrs. Goodheart had made her ap
pearand; 'but I've got to take you over
to the squire's right away.'
The widow turned pale and trembled.
'Has the dear man—has he had a re
lapse ?' she asked in a tremulous tone.
'Couldn't say, mum,' answered Bob;
'all I know is, it's a case of 'uichuu-nt.'
'A case of attachment V exclaimed
the widow, the color mounting to her
handsome face.
'I shall be ready in a moment,' cried
the widow, and so indeed she was.
'There's a kerridge at the door,mum,'
said Bob, and when he had hauded the
lady in, nothing more was said till they
reached the squire's door.
'That functionary, like many country
magistrates,kepi his office at liis house,
and into the apartment so appropriated
the widow was at once ushered.
Bob Darby, having duly signed tbe
return upon the writ, handed it over to
tiie squire's clerk, who proceeded
straightway to notify his honor.
As the latter entered lit* started with
surprise. Instead of tho contemptuous
culprit Dick Slute, at whose guilty
head he was preimred to hurl the Jaw's
anathemaStWas the loyely widow Good
hea;t, angel of his dreams, whom
he saw before him ! In the name of all
the Dtomios, what diabolical error was
this f
Catching up the returned warraut, to
his horror he read :
"To any coustahle, greeting: You
are hereby commanded to take tne body
of Dorothy Goodheart and bring the
same forthwith before me, etc., etc.
CALEU SYPIIAN, J. P."
Darting a look of wiath at the clerk
aud the constable, be ordered thtm to
withdraw.
'My dear Mrs. Goodheart,' began the
squire, blushing to the tips of his ears,
'how can I atone for this annoyance ?'
'Oh, it's no annoyance, I assure you,'
simpered the widow. 'I am so glad to
fiud you are not ill.'
'But—but this unfortunate attach,,
ment,' stammered the squire, dasb'jjg
aside the ill starred document.
'I—I have long returned it,' n lively
murmured the widow, turning a: i re d as
himself.
A gleam of gladness dashed, over the
squire's countenance. Could, jt be she
was ignorant of the indig nity she had
suffered ? And then, to 'find the ice so
happily broken I He cla-jped;ber hand,
pressed it to his lips, and poured out
the tale of his pent-up love, with an ar
dor and eloquence which fairly aston
ished himself. The widow's pretty
head dropped on his shoulder as, with
alternate smiles and tears, she listened!
rapturously to what she had so long;
been waiting to bear.
The squire came home a happy mrai
from escorting the widow home t'jat
evening. But the sight of Bax Jc ,nes
raised his fury.
'llow dare v ou p ] a y me such at rick?'
he thund* ied "
4^V \iat trick ?' inquired Ba'x, inno
cently.
'What trick? Why, put ting Mrs.
Goodheart's name in that attachment!'
•I put in the name you r.ave me,' an
swered Bax.
'lt's false 1' roared tl ,e squire.
•Here's the card,' r 4joined the clerk.
The squire a t it. It was one
of Mrs. Goodhear t'a cards, left with
some delicacy w' jich she had sent dur
ing his late illnr /a. On the blank side
he had unwittingly written the name to
be inserted in the writ. Whether the
clerk had copied from the wrong side
by mistake ,or had played off a practical
joke, was not quite clear to the squire's
mind, for Bax, in point of gravity, fell
far short of his distinguished namesake,
the author of 'Saints' Rest.'
However, in view of the happy issue
and Bax*s earnest professions of inno
cence, he was fiually let off; but with a
caution both to hiin and Bob Darby
neyer to mention the affair under the
penalty of the squire's hot displeasure.
IT is generally conceded that women
dress t>o attract the admiration of men,
and the Pittsburg Dispatch asks : 'But
why do men dress ?' Well, because
they look better that way. They would
attract altogether too much attention
if they didn't dress.— Norristown Her
ald.
liKKAT PKOKKvtlos.
•low a la-gal AuoaUM
itftr of III#
An oid fellow entered a lawyers of
' lire and excitedly exclaimed : •* ]/iok
here. Colonel. 1 BIKWT<IUIM| YR,„ |ait
been empkiyed by W ilkina to bring an it
againat me V
**Vea. air."
"Bat. Cufcxttt, Wrikina aeeuaaa me cf
dtafcnnesty.**
• What of that ?**
"What cf it! Why, Laat year row da
fended me againe? joae aorh a charge.**
"Yea, f remember *
"*rt worw jam do. Yon aawl dan eg
the trial that yow had amr met a more
temeat awa than I am. and awoee that
i coadd mA. I* gadty of a dtaboneat ac
tww**
"Yea. I beltrve 1 did "
"1 know yow did, and. air. do yoo
know what I'm g-xti/g to do ?**
"What r*
"I'ie g X witnemea. vd I 'm gmttz to
prove in eouit that you aaid it. Tien
what will you do V
"Acknowledge tbat 1 aaid it. of
eon fie.**
"Then the jury will decide in my fa
vor."
"I think not.**
i "Can't help it.**
*'OI, yea. for I w ill tell the court bow
i much faith I had in you last year, thai
I would indeed have ataked my ail on
: you,af d that i was never more painful
ly shocked in my life than I waa when,
a few days ago, I received convincing
proof of your rascality. My deal a;r,'*
tlie lawyer continued, "1 am every day
impressed more and more with the
broadness and extensive comprehension
of tbe legal profession. Don't he in a
hurry. Always glad to see you, and
will cheerfully serve you at any lime."
—Arkmuatc Traveler.
Tim Campbell on Otuen*.
Congressman Timothy J. Campbell,
brown as a berry, with an oriental sun*
set border, and as cool as a January
cucumber, flitted through the corridors
of the IMevan House yesterday, arm
In arm with l'rinc Baltenberg Roose
velt, while that affable gentleman re
tailed admiration of how they condnct
jubilees in London according to the
"English, you konw." custom. The
hotel prince evidently made an im
pression. because when the Congrers
raan had a chance to say something he
would be on '.hand when the Queen
counted out one hundred years on the
throue. The Congressman had just
come from Sharon where he
had been In puisuit of health. But
Congressman Campbell looks the very
quiutescence of health, and why he
should seek sy rings of any sort unless
for minerals, he could not easily ex
plain. When questioned as to his nar.
row escape of being burned to death at
Senator Arkell's residence, when the
' kite lamented harmony tea party was
held, the Congressman brusquely said :
"Because I was not invited to the con
flagration, nor was I invited to the
party, but accidentally dropped In. 1
hear that the letter 'P' was burned In
Senator Iliscock'a grlp##<*ir, which some
republicans take to mean that 11 is—
cock will be the next President. Whv
if that was any sufe-to- bet-ou omen I
would have been President long ago.
I have a gripsack covered with 'P's'
burned into it by fire several years ago.
But 1 don't take it to Indicate that I
will be President, bat to mean plain
Pat or Patrick, to be more genteel.
Omens don't elect anybody. It takes
votes."—Albauy Argus.
Queen Victoria's Baby Things.
One of t'.ie features of the celebration
of Queeu Victoria's jubilee was an ex
hibition of a nnmber or" playthings and
article of wearing apparel that belonged
to t'oe queen in her infancy and early
c f jildbood. The dresses, the stockings,
and even the bibs of the Queen had
I been preserved, and were shown in this
exhibition.
The playthings included the favorite
doll of the Queen's early childhood, or
rather the ghost ot her favorite doll,for
it had lost an ai m, an eye, an ear, and
probably, though we are not so in
formed , the tip of its nose. A great
deal of the doll's life blood—that is to
say sawdust —bad gone out through a
wound in it's chest, and it was almost
eotirely bald. Its mouth was parted,
as if it were trying to speak !
There was a pair of little slippers in
the exhibition ana the sight of tbem in
spired one writer to imagine them trav
ersing the whole earth through the pos
sessions of the British;crown; tramping
through Ireland, through Canada,
through the British South Sea Islands,
through South Africa,throughAustralia
and India and Cyprus and Malta, and
past Gibraltar homeward. A long
march for a pair of baby slippers.
One little stocking, whose mate was
gone, was exhibited all by itself. There
was a great deal of wondering where
the other stocking was, but nobody
knew.
Not all the articles in the exhibition
pertained to Queen Victoria's infancy.
One of the tilings shown was a piece of
her wedding cake, so hard, it is said,
that not even a fairoshing native of
India could have eaten it.— Youth's
Companion.
"I SUPPOSE you don't believe in
courtship," said the paragraphist,
laughingly, to the president of the gas
company. " Why not?" asked the pres
ident. "Because lovers always turn
the gas down, you know ha ! ha 1 ha 1"
"Oh, that makes no difference," said
the president, "the meter gets in its
work all the same, ho I ho ! lio 1" Then
the paragraphist retired with a very
gloomy countenance.— N. Y. Ledger.
"WHY," said the teacher, "did Payee
write : 'There is no place like home.'"
"Because," replied the smaitboy, "it
was the truth, ile had 110 home, and,
of course, there was no place like a
place that wasu't anywhere." And the
teacher started to mark him zero, but
stopped and started to thinking and
thinking and thinking, and finally told
him that was correct and marked him
perfect.
♦*OM II l-kory *•" Triwlrr H#*rt.
I/t me tell vou * KBC! to make yon
-eo-iMe A a deep-rooted aifeetiooste
HUebmeot of bick the r><ugh bonou
of a war-wrn reterao M auaeeptiMe.
Earl baa a lew day* figo rereired from
the Hermitage Mr# Jirbw'i por
trait. lie did not intend that the
f'remdeat tkold M it, bot be atepf
ped >a by accident wbea Earl waa
copying from it. He Hood and gsred
at it lor few miastew with aoaae forti
tude, ontil tbe aaaoeiatioa roae ia bia
mtad be began to weep, and bia aoba
heesme ao deep tbat Earl earned tbe
pirtwre away to retiere bim.
He baa a KiUe ia wbarb a great
many favorite pwaawgea were marked
by bia wile, floe of tbem U reada
every n'oiat reHgiowaly.
Tbia ia devotion but wbetber it be
of tbe rijrbt kiad I iewre yoo to jadre.
• • • lie and I were rittiujr owe
day abac on tbe mA. and I alluded
in aome way bi atlarbmeot for tbe
little HarLaeS. He aaid ebe waa lie
aolace of bia wandering Jfe, ti nt
tbe falter (bi# adopted aon/ bad been
nursed on tbe bo*oiu of Mm. darko©.
Sbe felt for bim all tbe lendernea of
a mother ; that ate paled wilt bim,
ereo to go to Na-brille eith relurt—
aoce, mud looked for tbe returning
Saturday with more anxiety tban tbe
tbe bov himself.
He paused a few moment*, ruf jin
fitidg : and with hi# eye# yjffusfd in
tearfi *aid :
'Mr. Blair. #hc wan one of' the ljettl
of women, and it i gratifying U> me
thai it ia in mr power to provide
amply for the object* which, if she
lived, would have beeu so dear to be*
Rachael will be my greatest comfort
if I should survive to return to tbe
Hermitage.*—[Letters ol Francis I'-
Blair in Atlantic.
When Ilaby waa aick. we gave bcrUMtorta,
When she waa a Child, she cried fur ( aatoria.
When she became Mia# ahe clung to Caatori#,
Wh#u Ue bad Children, ah# (avethaai Caetori#,
Tlir Old >lnn XVu* too llaaty.
A stuid old llubbanlstoii fanner
came to the llah jesterday to do'a
leedle trad in',* juid as he meandered
down Washing!*** Mreet 'beaded for the
Fitchburg depot,* as be said, he sud
denly halted, gazed excitedly at a sign
in front of u clothing-house, and then
darted into u star*- exclaiming : 'Well,
I vum, that is goo 1!' After due delib
eration be selected asb suit of clothes,
tendering of just|s7. 'That's
the right change, sir,' said he to the
astonished clerk. 'But I dou't under
stand it; 'I told vou that suit would be
slo,' argued the clerk. 'Yes, I know,
but dou't your old sign out at the door
say, 'All we want is 70 cents on tbe dol
lar ?' ' and (>ii.kiiiK ft' Id# new puicliase
the honest old Hubhardston farmer
hastily left. He trotted Tlong congrat
ulating himself on his wonderful smart
ness, and was heard to mutter, 'I guess
I'm lively enough for these 'ere city
folk's.' But a sudden change came
'o'er the spirit of his dreams,' after be
had walked a short distance. A look
of utter disgust overspread his face, the
bundle fell from his arms, and in a
mournful tone he said : 'Why didn't
I look around a little before I bought
tbem clothes V The cause of the old
mau's consternation was another cloth
ing sign that read : 'Gooda sold here
at half price.' After studying the sit
uation several minutes Ire resumed his
jouraey depotward, saying, 'I might
have saved $6 just as well as not if I
hadn't been in such a pesky hurry.*—
Boston I'ost.
"Miss Suxe In Her Mother's Gown.
A writer in tbe Kansas City Journal
relates this auecdote of the late John G.
Saxe and his favorite daughter, Sarah.
It was the custom of the family to
spend much of each Summer at Sarato
ga. One Summer it was decided that
Sarah should remain at home iu charge
of tbe younger children instead of ac
companying her parents, as had been
her former custom. This decision
roused the wrath of the young lady,and
awakened all that latent obstiuacy
which her father claimed for her. In
vain she remonstrated. Iler best cloth
ing was put under lock and key, and
her parents departed, charging her to
be a good girl, and to content herself
until their return. The season was at
its height, and many persons brilliantly
conspicuous in litorary circles were
gathered under the ilaaning of tbe wa
tering-place chandeliers. Saxe held his
court at one eud of the saloon that Au
gust evening, and sat conveniently fac
ing the entrance door, when a servant
announced "Mies Saxe." The poet
laised his eve-glass to behold Sarah, a
miss of 10, haughtily sweeping down
the grand parlors, dragging after her
her mother's best winter gown of vel
vet, and glittering with her mother's
trinkets. It was warm work enduring
that heavy, oppressive finery, but for
three days father and daughter held
their little independent courts at tbe
famous watering-place, each ignoring
the other's presence—a clear case of
"Greek meet Greek." At the eud of
that time Sarah was iguominiously
taken home by her father and duly pun
ished.
Bucklen's Arnica Salve.
TIIKIUK.ST HALVE in tii world for Ctita.Brulse#,
Sores, Ulcers. Salt Itlieum, Fever Sores, Tetter,
Chapped Hands, Chllhlalus, Corns, and all Skin
Eruptions, and positively cure# Plies, or no pay
required. It Is guaranteed to Rive perfect sat
isfaction, or money refunded. Price 26 cents
per box. For sale bv J. Kisenhiith.
" $1
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The POLICE GAZETTE wilt be mailed,se
curely wrapped, to any address iu the United
States for three months on re ceiptTof
ONIU DOLLAR.
Liberal discount allowed to postmasters, a
eeut* and clubs. Sample copies mailed free.
Address all orders to
RICHARD K. FOX,
FKAMKUH SQl'Altß, N. Y.
Keystone Hotel,
?klin#grovc, - - - _ _ fVnna.
-O- **+
Thia Hold hi* b#n remorlried and
refurnished. %t d t\*- f r tyeling PiiMte
will find it ftret el..*# in every r* sperf.
+++ .OP *•*
1 Mtm aaproved W. trr IWI and
Waak Room on fr<*( fbor.
p(KaDg('AKTum rot %t* K MEAI.KR.
Ttra# II Ltrmrr
PATENTS
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ntaato *4 (to- I O i utoto.
Do OT rAJL T ft KMU AT OV 1
44r—• K A XOKTRACOU
No. IM< i sr.. rniuairau. f*.
WORKING CLASSES
ATIEVTIOT!
W trr no# | Htp*r*4 to (omfcA *ll eta#a##
wiUi -nplo} im-D( *t bewe. tto to4r ml Uto
tlrrwv Of tiif Ito-ir Aparr ■#*#(•
nrn, U(ht ab4 proaiatoe. hrwwrt *4 til tor
ri rAAitjr earn from V> wilt' t ¥■•>" pt rr-m
iut *i>4 a priMwrlM#*! in# by 4rrat*a *1
ihetr tlir># to th buiinm. R"y# *#•! fir'n
•-ru nearly a* much a* nn-n. TUAI AJ| h* to
thin may *eil ttolr nMrm. aod !et He b#l
urM. mak'- tbU i.Scr. To mkli # ar* wa
• ell othfird we will eu"l one tfotlar U* pay to*
the irouWe ot wiitlnr. Full pArtleuUn ad
outfit free. A.Ulrea# tjaoito* Sruwo* a Co..
FottlanU. Maibe.
■■toto a mn up> Oe Cut thW out
■to 11 HI L Wand return to ua. arid we
■VI U |to C w will mA you free. v>roe
■ thina of arewt value a u4
importance to yon. that will utait you la tor-i-
MM which will hrinayou In n<*w money rhrht
away than anything ehr in thl wrll. Any
one can do the work and live ul hine. hituer
M-X; all age*. Homethlnp new. thut Ju*t coin
money for all worker*. e will vtart you; cap
llal not nee-led. Tbl* I* one of the xeuuine, im
iNirtant ctutnce* of a lifetime. Tltu* who are
nmtiitlon* and enterirtin* will not delay.
Urand outftl free. Addre* Tuck 4 Co- Au*ua
ta. Maine.
8100 A WEEK-
Indies or gentlemen desirinc pleaaant profit
able emidov me nt write at once. We want yoo
to handle ail article ot dmelic u*e that *to>:
VKMW iTwet-r to everyone at sight. KTAPLr.
AH FLOL' K toll* like hot cake*. Protit* 3t*
per rent. Kanil ie* w Milne to MUCTU B tcono
MY Should (or their own benefit write tor par
ticular*. Used every day the year round In
every household. Price wlthiti reach of all
Circular* free. Au nl receive H-kMPl.fc KBKfc
Address UOXXNTK MFUIU MABIO*,
OHIO.
w a a ■ a can i|ve at home, and mike more
Vn 11 money at work for u*. thau at any
f II |J udnu else in this world, laidud
■ w w not needed : )a arc started free
Both boxes; all age*. Any one can do the work.
Unstlvoutfit and term* free. Ih tter not delay.
nothing to wild u* votir anu
itud out; If you an- wise y(u will do so atouc*.
F A. NORTH & CO. RSaSSSS"
IrWlsK. *R'
Uatnlogues sent; on application. Mention this
paper.
MV aHtotoVWampa|'. > uri' pnarnuteed
leTfilararal Ta I'rv tH. J. It May
-11l 11 ■ll|| tor Htl K rch Ht.
Pa. Kase
at once- No operation or business I ' h>>
Thousands ol cure*. At Keystone
lug. Pa.. Jd Saturday of each month, bend lor
circular*. Advice tree. ,vly
VIlOuSAiiCo t. ; ib- L.-oi
(i 'j
T7AWCB
u t.v:n MADE ARE GILLUiD IN CUD
CO-CPE-RATIVI CLUBS
r-iTTin in r^ r A"'
1 iil.J I.J X iiu A---O - y
;:cr.T cosvKxitNr
1 (tnly Qv-lc'-i -f * lllnj r iblin
• v-t. Uea r. o A •>:>'u lever V.;jidcr
..Üb-.atevery c .:ci.'.o t i.-. u.-w y cud ui.rV-.ii
: i 1 .ov. It t .Id ti 'A. 1 MMeiroue IMUUdid liu
-iiiKi u I Mind UI- tb> r v.'i- i il r Al
ly to cu'.f !>>•.! :! U.*m;;vi m
.. ..vent-made s t'ei Wild, act r3
I vt i e. Z V■ '• •'• KVXSIS .
u. I ?*n.i Wiwd nod Sctid ••• -tr n e
I ••le t riadu. Vie / Itro f.illy V'-'FJ 1 '
A.'kin(•• ej ieao.lit;
t.I *e*A . ..'O. I A ii ay St ' \ itl< t.
C,wi< r\ iroCti'j"velsu Wl!" •'• ic:J v:;..ii:
he .—U tfcv ry (4i.\
\7o 'dat C.I r.c'oVS, rr:;3on::'d!' rtprc
i 'n'.r.tivo ia CVCRT CiTV cr.J TOWN.
'•#vy ; r i.-e t;uaraut#o lon 1 iavotweat.
V.'rito tor lull particular*.
iramiMi
p. C. Ccx c:3, PHILADELPHIA, TA.
r.nrnu r.Ac~d i
/. ?'•" A" 'annlPaul:; • C.!j Tras! &:.fs Prpmnt
:i;o •*(. <-r c.r j . Mk-rc..:.' Ajfttej.
ACCKCIEG:
- ..t' 'A ~ lldlaitljhla, li. I_l. LL
c .r.I. Ct. Leal:, ll:.
• ' ■ D-rL:a:-, Ta. TTdalac'.w, ElI.
L ar'"":-". ' Icstr. C:L c'A
Bl YOUR OWN DOCTOR.
THE GRANDEST
Remedy of the Ago
"CUSHMAN'S"
A (ford v eyuiclt relief of
Ncuraltria, Headache, Hay Fever,
Catarrh- Asthma,
ami) BT COI:T:::ued USE Errxcrs a CUB*.
C ys*| inflation fiur.wM or uionoy refunded. Bii
month* troatmeut tor bo cents.
If your drucKi-thsa not the Inhaler In stock, lend U
ernU in *nd the Inhaler will be forwarded by
in-iil paid, end if. at tlieetpimlinu otflre days
tr*on its receipt you are not satisfied with its effects,
you may rot urn It. and If rooelved In jfood condition,
your money will l>e refunded. .... „
Circular aud ÜbUuwniala mailed Iroo on appnoation
H. D. CUBHMAN,
Three Rivera. Mich*
MAKSIFS CY'LINDBR HEP
= FOOT LATHE! =
< * Hj o eoaveaiat than
f Z ha^atU^arat|
Prlco $30.00 and upwardi.
Manufactured and sold by the
Battle Creek Machinery Co., ,ATl lk£ l "'
' THE LIGHT RUNNING*
DUPLEXCORN&FEED MILLS
TW BEST BUBOE
m d\*%r
COBJf w OATX MY3JJFD
ati grains.
■ ' V ft f® th® <wtfy mm frr tfm
mT W ■ THAT JR
W- \ m ■ SKiM Of *• IHMilCl^
> '■*■ 1 'fcfjfcft ''i'Wt
:..? gfrjmg Ifi s 0f
Tmmnnuaimoo.
BPRIWCFIELP, OHIO.
THE E3FIEEHUBE ?I?G£ 3G2&AIM
MEDiCATOR iHAiLW^WSiRFECTC*. Ac. *
ar tx "....
if crrtzrrr TLZrr=r rrsxxu. zi "'wriffk
&*** m 9MLMB6 ' <■•** w4 ■ MXD
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A u*°M Mrs* rMf mm *S <fc . *\ STV "3LIIA E J*gl*!f'*-' r .? l T
MawF** 1 * 1 ?
MSS?,V SEMINAL PASNM.^^R>^SSSSSHAL3
TJ^2HTII3^^F^SS^O®EE3LR2SUS?J2LTSS
pwrfwrt aad foil Mttlf Stmilh M | „ .. _
" * > JL'*XLl M gg?? ! TIIAT*T.—■• XaMk.fl. fw lM.tt.Dm, 0
brtmeht nhout bylndiecretlon. Kliwere, Oe*Welß I -
\(ork.< rtoofrc — .* tht yog fmmA m HMARRIS REMEDY CO.. RiNHL
mr HUM with aUtoownt of your troubU. nl MM 1 * —T TV*
PLHL PACKAGE THEE, with lUafd PmmiaUt.Ao I SOSIf V.THLOI StrWt. ST.MHJM, SQL
RED PERSONS can Have PRE! Trial of our Rppiiawaa. Aafc tar Tirail /
I desire to call BPBCIAL Atiaatloa to Im.
portaat point* of axcoilonoo to*** only i
THE CHAMPION LAMP. 1
L Combustion *■ dnrrrm^w
l'crfect. iKmW nnHOCDHiB
F^AM|
jjkit
whtofkas • Lamp which
current th *
thereby tka wick
EXPLOSION TH®
M.K. VENINO
Undo In all forma, Plata or Fancy. Tabic
or Hanging. Send for Illuatratod Circular.
A. J. WEEDEHEB, M Ow rf PatoL
Mo . 36 B. Second LjooL Philadelphia, Pa.
THE
MOORE COUNTY GRIT.
PorUUi Corn XCilli and Xillstcnei.
,wr
11
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The Beat in the World for making fine table 5
mealt for grinding Corn. Oata, Rya, Barley or I
any mixed feed. It cute all fibrous matter boitot
than any known atono or buhr.
Samri'-B of Meal sent on application.
Ad.lr.MM
N. C. MILLSTONE 00.,
PIIRKEWOOD, MOORE CO., H.C,
BURNETT'S
ESSENCE OF j
IgingerJ
(blue wrapper and white label.)
An Immediate Relief for
Cramps, Colic, Dyspepsia, Ingestion,
and nil Stomach Disorder*.
Powerful Stimulant Without ReaotiM.
BOON TO EVERY FAMILY.
ÜBed externally will relieve
Muscular Rheumatism, Neural
gia, Toothache, Headache,
for tale by Qrooera and Draggiata everywhere
TAKE NO OTHER.
JOSEPH BURNETT & CO.,
BOSTON and CHICAGO.
HARWOOD'S
CHAIR SEATS
* ITAIFFITII O
1® S
I rWrPTMBmHIH >
•® HBiHHi S
•s
WANTED IN EVERY FAMILY
To Bmplnce Broken Csae
RE SEAT YOUR CHAIRS.
Anybody r tpplf "V Tv_
So lickiik Mii>l
SOLD mr T4J' "WV
Fnmiture &
TRADES. |PLJSJI>
In baying now Chain, aak lor Owes with
Hajrwoop's Hed Leather Finish Santa.
i He eusratid
Reading Organ,
10,000
IX COXS7A.XT USE,
Tuy Direct from the Manufacturer.
Wholesale Manufacturing Pr nt from
—i it ;i, —
ELEGANT DESIGNS.
LARGE SOLID WALNUT CA3E&
FINELY FINISHED.
BEST SEASONED MATERIALS
USED.
70ICED TO PERFECTION.
TONE IS UNSURPASSED.
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED.
EVERY ORCAN WARRANTED FOR
FIVE YEARS.
SAXP FOIt CIOCVLARS,
Addretg
READING ORGAN CO.,
F. J. KAHTHEE, Xuupr,
USADISTah Fa.
The Palmer Boss Chum.
J OVER 150,000
(gJHwp New in Use. J
■R
— It mini nan butter,
JmfAgL
M Churn work* n anally.,
Churn clean* to easily.
It knap# ont cold air; it keeps out hot air)
It la perfect, ao they nil nay.
A*k yonr dealer for the u Palmer float Chant,'*
fn^a ( " C#J 10 ** iot CWCB^
mTh. PALNEIt k CO., RockfonJ, 111.
THE BEST WASHER.
Lad lea and Laundries should A
Investigate thla machine at onca fcsMgH
It will aara you time, lahor and ff /EA
money. The only washer bnllt I MwM
on the true principle. Will save I MEM
it* coat in three months.
have same control of
with your bands and wash board H
and will wash them in fealf
time, as yon can nae hot andal ■UAI
while robbing th m, without hmH
putting your hands In the wait, fc '"' ,v f-p ■■
' Don't spoil vour knada sad temper or allow
yonr latin Ureas to rata your clothes with acids.
Ask your dealer for * The Bast Weaker," <*•
send for circular to
' H, H, PALMER k CO., Rookford, 111/
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