Millheim Journal. (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, July 14, 1887, Image 1
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Escritoires, ChitTonieres, Writing Desks, Hall Racks, Slate aud Marble Mantels In tbe land. Busy all the time. Every Bid a Sale A PAPER FOR TUB HOME CIRCLE. MILLHEIM PA., THURSDAY, JULY 14.. 1887. ELSIE'S RIGHTS. 'lt's a nice farm,' said Mr. Hubbard Spruce,us stood ou tlie top of Chalk Hill, from whom* |s-ak Chalk Farm lay spread out la-fore hint like a panoramic display. 'A very nice farm. No ulcer iu the m igh- Isirhood.' 'And a house with all the modern im provements,' said Mrs. Hpruee, her thin lips widening Into a spasmodic smile. 'll does seem us if luek had reaehed us at last !' 'And we eun keep a hired girl, ma, cau't we ?'said lleh-tta Elvira Spruee, who hod her gowns imule long aud struight, witli lit tle'ruffles around the skirt,and big shoulder puff's, to look 'spirit uelle.' 'lt's such drudgery to wash dishes uud scrape frying pans !' 'Of course !' observed Mrs. Hpruee. "I am sorry for my poor te|isou, Paul. But Paul would have lieen alive now if he had taken uiy advice aud stayed at home, in stead of goiug out to Ncvndu, silver-huut iug.' 'Paul was always a headstrong hoy,' said Mr. Spruce, smoothing down the crujie hand on his straw hat—'always !" Aud so the Spruce family came down the hill, through the sweet pine woods, softly carpeted with tiny pine needles, and across fields all golden with buttercups, to the snug farm house under the monster syca more trees. And there, on the steps, sat a pretty young girl, H<s*miiigly not more than eight een or nineteen years old, with a traveling hug in her lap, ami a liluek barege veil gut tering in the evening hris-ze. Her dress was of cheap, black material ; her face |iale and worn, as If with fatigue. She rose hur riedly up as they approached. 'Have I come to the right place?' said she. 'm**s Mr. Spruce live here ?' Mr. Hubbard Spruce cleared his throat sonorously. 'Young woman,' said he, 'my name is Spruce.' The girl hurst into tears. 'Please—please, then, Is* kind to iue,' fal tered she. 'I am your son Paul's widow.' Aud as she spoke site came up to him, holding out both trembling hands. 'There's some mistake here,' said Mr. Spruce, unfolding a big, ml-sllk handker chief. 'Paul's wife diisl in Nevada, a few weeks after his death.' •No, she did not,' said the young woman. 'She's hen* now. 1 was very, very ill— they gave up all hopes of me. But I did not die.' "Humph !' said Mr. Spruce, while his wife and daughter got Is-hind him, eyeing the stranger with cold, unsympathetic eyes. This is a very remarkable story. lam in clined, young woman, to believe it all fab rication. I'm very much afraid that you are an iuijioHtor !' A deep-red flush row to the girl's face. '1 can prove that 1 am not that,' said she. 'I have the JKIMTS lien* iu uiy log. I thought, as a matter of course, that Paul's lureiits would Is* good to iue. There was no one else for me to go to.' Mr. Spruce's face turned all manner of colors as he looked at the little packet of pa ]MTS which she extended to him. 'l*jam my word,' said he, 'this is very extraordinary! Julia," to his wife, 'I am constrained to la-Hove that this young wo man really is Paul's widow.' Mrs. Spruce dropped a stiff courtesy. 'How do you do, Mrs. Paul ?" said she. 'You will call me Elsie, wont you ?' said tin* girl, apjiealingly. 'And this is Paul's sister ?' 'His half-sister,' corrected Miss Helena Elvira. 'We never were at all alike. Ma was only his step-mother, and I scarcely remember him.' 'And,' added Mrs. Spruce, querulously, 'it did seem as if Paul had made us enough trouble otie way and another without dying and bequeathing us aw ife to Like rare of.* 'Julia,' said Mr. Spruce, jtompously, 'we must not question the will of providence. Come here, Elsie, kiss me. We'll do the liest we can for you—always taking it for granted that you mean to earn your own living, and not Is* dependent upon tis ?' 'I will do my beat,'said Elsie. *1 am a good little housekeeper. Paul always said Unit my cooking was excellent, and I made all his shirts with my own hands.' 'Very sensible—very sensible !' said Mr. Spruce. 'And now mother, let's go in. I supjMise Elsie can have the little end-room close to the slied ?' 'I was calculating to keep my flour and stores there,' wild Mrs. Spruce, sourly. 'But I guess 1 can manage. Come, Elsie ; I'll show you where all the things are kept, and then you can get supjier for us. Hele na Elvira isn't very strong, and lam very tired.' 'I shall le so glad to lie of use !' said Mrs. Paul Spruce, wistfully. While she was taking off her things in the cell-like room assigned to her, Mrs. Spruce, senior, came tiptoeing liack to w here Hub bard still stood on the grassy green, me chanically wiping the perspiration from his forehead, staring around him in a glossy eyed sort of way. 'Hubliard !' said she, in a low voice. 'Well ?' retorted the farmer. 'Do you s'pose she knows it ?' 'Knows what ?' 'That this farm and the ten thousand dol lars iu money were left to Paul by his Un cle Wethersbee ?' 'Of course she don't !' said the old man, looking around, as if fearful lest some one should overhear the words. 'How should she ?' 'Are you going to tell her, Hubbard ?' He turned short around, with a growl like that of an incensed wild animal. 'What do you Like me for ?' said he. 'Of course,' suddenly altering his tone into smooth plausibility, I have the liest inter ests of Paul's widow at heart. She shall be provided for. She shall never want. But what does a woman know alsiut business ?' •Of course !' said Mrs. Spruce,with a sigh of relief —'of course !' So Paul's widow settled down in the Spruce household as a sort of patient, much enduring drudge, willing to do everything, and anxious only to gain a kind word or a smile. Miss Helena Elvira treated her in a cava lier sort of way, as she might have treated the 'hired girl' for whom her soul had longed. And grateful little Elsie accepted it all, thankful for any crumb of occasional kind ness flung her, and training herself not to expect too much from these undemonstra tive connections,. But their paths one day came in colli sion. 'You were going to the singing school to night, Elsie!' said Helena Elvira, sharply. * Hut you can't! The niinialer is coming here lo ica, some one must Is* oil hand lo wash thedisbcM.' 'Juab Whltely asked m<* to go with him,' said KNic, with drooping lashes, 'and 1 thought-— * '.loali Whitely, imh-ed !' angrily retorted Helena Elvira. 'l'd like to know what husiuess aw illow like you lias to Is- career ing around the country with Jooh Whitely, or any other young man P 'ls it wrong breathlessly asked Elsie. 'Oh, Helena Elvira! Hut I'uul lias been dead a year now, and, after all, I am only eighteen.' 'Quite old enough to kuow better,' said Helena Elvira. 'l'll go with Juah, and ex plain it all to hiiu. It's quite iui|sjssible for uia to span- you." 'Hut he didn't ask you !' (lashed out El sie. Helena Elvira laughed—a hard, crackling laugh. 'Jealous, eh?' said she. 'Hut you may as well sjiare yourself the trouble, Elsie. Joab Whitely never would care for you.' In the Spruce household Helena Elvira's will was law, and Elsie found herself coin |M*licd to submit. She was washing dishes, sorrowfully and alone, in the kitchen, that evening, wonder ing why she should lie placed outside the pale of hutiiau enjoyments ami affections, when, unexpectedly enough, the _ door o]M-ned, ami in walked honest Joab himself. 'ls it true, Elsie Spruce ?' said he. 'Didn't you really want to go to singing sehtsil with me to-night 'Oh Juab !—w ho told you that ?' exclaim ed Elsie,scarcely know ing whether to laugh or cry. 'Why, Helena Elvira, of course.' 'lt was not true, Joab !' wliis|ered Elsie. 'Of course it wasn't !' said he. 'I might have known it. She is a falsi*, treacherous human cat ; and you Elsie—well, you are the sweetest little darliug in all the world, aud it goes to my very heart to sec you drudging and toiliug here, like a slave ! He my wife, Elsie—come home to the Old Red Cottage with me—and you shall live as a lady should !' What could Elsie Spruce answer but yes ? And it was not until half an hour of blissful lover talk had passed that she re meinliered herself sufficiently to cry out : 'Hut,what will Mr. and Mrs. Spruce say? It w ill cost Mr. Spruce so much to hire a girl to take my place, and Mrs. Spruce is firmly convinced that—that you are in love with Helena Elvira !' 'Bother Mr. Spruce !' said Joab, reckless ly ; 'and Mrs. Spruce must unconvince her self the liest way she can. Helena Elvira, indeed ! Why, I'd as soon marry yonder clothes-]io6t !' Rut Joab Whitely had hardly calculated u|on the energy of the domestic storm which speut itself upon jsior Elsie when the actual truth transpired. Helena Elvira sobbed, wept, and declared herself the vic tim of a foul conspiracy. 'I felt a cold chill creep all over me when first 1 set my eyes on that girl, six mouths ago,' she bewailed herself. 'I knew she was a serpent, fated to sap my life's blood !' 'Elsie !' said Mrs. Spruce, sternly, 'you must either give up this young man or leave this house !' 'I can't give up Joab !'said Elsie, burst ing into tears. 'I love Joah !' 'I never heard anything so imnodest in my life !' shrieked Helena Elvira. 'The only way to settle this question,' said Joah, w hen he heard of the general commotion, 'is for rae and Elsie to get mar ried at once." But Mrs. Spruce herself visited the Old Rod Cottage in Helena Elvira's liehalf. 'I don't think you understand exactly how matters are situated, Joah,' she said, with her most maternal siuile. 'Our dear Helena Elvira—who is all shrinking mod esty and clinging affection—will inherit the w hole of Chalk Farm ami ten thousand dol lars in hard cash the very day that she marries.' 'ltut w liat is that to me ?' said Joab Whitely, drumming his fingers ou the win dow-sill. '1 hope she may be happily mar ried, hut— * 'And,' breathlessly added Mrs. Spruce, 'Paul's widow has nothing hut the gown she stands up in !' 'What of that ?' said Joab, stoutly. 'I love her—and she loves me !' 'Well," said Mrs. Spruce, tartly, 'if yon are determined to make fools of yourselves, you can do so.' And thus speaking, she shook the dust of the Old Red Cottage off her feet in disgust. Hut when she reached Chalk Farm once more, her husband was sitting in the best room,with his head in his hands, and a face as pale as ashes, while opposite him stood a spare, wrinkled, elderly man iu black. Mrs. Spruce stopjanl on the threshold just in time to hear the concluding words of the stranger's sentence. 'According to your own account of it, Hubbard Spruce," he said, 'you have been defrauding this girl of her legal rights. You have been swindling her systematical ly and deliberately. You have laid youi self open to the severest penalty of the law I' 'Don't, Mr. Payne—don't!' Interposed Elsie, who had advanced out of the shad owy angle of the room. 'He is my father in-law ! He has been good to me !' 'He has behaved like a scoundrel !' stern ly said Mr. Payne. 'Ad it only remain? for you to lodge an accusation in order that he may lie placed in the prisou cell that he richly deserves !' Hut Elsie put her arms around Hubbard Spruce's shoulder, as if to shield him. 'Never !' she said. 'Tliank (iod for that word, Elsie !' said Mrs. ; Spruce, hurrying forward. 'Your father-in-law meant no harm. He always intended, some time, to give it back to you. What is this lawyer doing here ?' 'He is the gentleman who always had charge of the Chalk Hill estates,' saidElsio. 'He came to see me about buying some more land. This is the first I knew of—of poor Paul's propertv. But, oh, father, mother !' with a pleading voice, 'it makes no differ ence to me. No one-shall ever know." But to Helena Elvira's warped nature, Elsie's sweet forgiveness was more bitter than the sharpest revenge could have been. The Spruce family moved out of Chalk Farm back to the little one storied house whence they had originally come, and left Elsie and Joab Whitely in possession of their rightly domain. 'lt's all Paul's widow's 'fault ?' sobbed Helena Elvira. 'Hush !' sternly uttered her father. 'You talk like a fool! Don't you know that to us she has been an angel of forgiveness ?'— Helen Forrest Graves. Terms, SI.OO per Year, in Advance. The Skin of the Karth. Wc talk a good deal about boring and digging into the bowels of the earth. It is a mistake. Wo have never reached the I rowels of the earth any moro than tho bill of a gnat that pricks you on the abdomen reaches your ho weld. The human skin is about one two hundredth and fiftieth of the diameter of the body; allow the earth propor tionately thick and it will be 30 miles through. The deepest borings have been a bout half, not through the false or out er layer of skin; not near to the cutis vera. The highest mountains have only shown us what may be about one fifteenth the thickness of the earth's skin. Could we go through this thick hide into the real flesh and blood of the earth what wonders might be discovered ! At the last session of congress tbere was a movement to get an appropria tion to bore a bole as deep as it could possibly be made under tbe direction of the best engineers, but failed Money so appropriated would be spent to much better purpose than that ap propriated for explorations to tbe north pole and many other objects. Tbe beat and gasses of tbe earth's* interior are to be forces of tbe future for motor power, lightening and heal ing. A bore 10, 15,20, 30 miles deep may be impossible, but be is not wise wbo say s impossible of anything with in human endeavor. We simply mean that, since so much has been discovered by merely scratching and puncturing tbe false skin of tbe earth, might not wonder ful results be obtained by reaching through its skin. The l*se of Loon*. A Western paper says: Tbe crazy screams of the loon are beard again through tbe silent watches of tbe night and at early morn. Seven were seen sporting themselves in Pigeon Lake tbe other morning. It will be a good thing if tbey become numerous around here, as thej will make mag nificent sport for the innocent shoot ists who come in tbe summer with tbeir kits. If tbere is anything tfcat will tickle a loon half to death, it is to get a pair of breech-loading, nickel mounted, double and twist, brown canvas, copper riveted throughout, city sportsmen after him. He will stand on bis bead and kick at tbe clouds with delight. He will sit on tbe water like an old-fashioned three decker, with bis off eye shut and bis beak on tbe grin, till the city cbap thinks that if be can't blow tbat ga loot clean out of tbe water at tbe first pop it would be useless his shooting at a barn. Then he draws up, holds bis breath, shuts his eyes, and pops. So likewise does tbe loon, and while tbe sport is confusedly looking for tbe pieces, tbe loon comes up within fonr feetand a half of the boat and laughs— a wild lunatic laugh, that would put unholy 'thoughts into the very best cburcb deacon tbat ever lived. Then tbe rowing and shooting commences, and if the loon does not take at least five hours' hilarious fun out of them, why, be must be a young one and not feeliog extra well. Yes, loons should be encouraged. The Lover Could Not Stand the Test. "Do you see tbat row of poplars on tbe Canadian shore, standing ap parently at equal distance apart ?" asked a grave-faced man of a group of passengers on tbe Fort Erie ferry boat* Tbe group nodded ascent. "Well, there's quite a story con nected with those trees," he continued. "Some years ago tbere lived on tbe bluff in Buffalo, overlooking the river a very wealthy banker, whose only daughter was beloved by a young sur veyor. Tbe old man was inclined to question the professional skill of yoang rod and level, and pat to him the test, directed him to set out, on the Domiuion shore, a row of trees no two of which should be farther apart tbao any other two. The trial proved the inefficiency and forthwith he was forbidden tbe house, and in despair drewned himself in tbe river. Per haps some of you gentlemen with keeu eyes can tell which two trees are furthest apart'' The group took a critical view of tbe situation and each member select ed a different pair of trees. Finally after much discussion, an appeal was taken to the solemn faced stranger to solve the problem. "Tbe first and the last,'' said be, calmly resuming his cigar and walk ing away with the air of sage. A MAX entered a little Rock Bank and presented a check which read: 'Pay to bearer the sum of ten dollars.' The cashier took the check, looked at it, and said, 'The check is perfectly'goodjbuflyoo'll have to get someone to identify you.' 'What is the use-?' the man replied ; don't you see that it says 'Pay to bearer?' 'Yes, but you must prove that you are the bearer.' I NO. 27. MBWSrAPBK UW If subscribers order the discontinuation of newspapers, tiie nnoUshers may rontiiioe to send thom until all nrrenrasei are paid. If subscriber* refuse or neglect to take their newspapers from the office to which they are sent they are held responsible until they have settled the bills ai.d ordered thein discontinued. If subscriber* move toother places without In forming the publisher, and the newspapers are sent tothefornwjjjla^ ADVKKTMINO RATIOS, 1 wk. I IHO. 1 3 moa. ft IRON. I year I square #2 m #4o| |SO $( IKOO keolumn 400 fiOOl 10M 1500 I*oo Q ™ 700 101*1 1500 SO WOO V M 1000 15001 2500 4500 7500 One ineh makes a square, Administrator* and KneeutorV Hotleea p SO. Translrnt adver tlsemeuts and local* in cents per line for Best Insertion and 5 coots per line for each addition al insertion Wouldn't Marry Mechanic. A young man commenced visiting a young woman, and ujq mured to be well pleased. One evening he culled when It was quite late, wlik-h led the young lady to Inquire where he had been. '1 had to work to-uiglit.' 'What do you work for a living ?' slie In quired in astonishment. •Certainly,' refilled tho young man, 1 am a mechanic.' 'I dislike the name of mechanic,' and alio turned up her pretty nose. Tills was the last time the young man visited the young lady. He Is now a weal thy man, an*l has one of the best women in tbe country for a wife. The young lady who disliked the name of a mechanic is now the wife of > a miserable fool—a regular vagrant about grogshop*— and the soft, verdant, silly, miserable girl is obliged to take in washing in order to support herself ami children. V'ou dislike the name of a mechanic, eh ? You whose brothers are but well dressed loafers. We pity any girl who is so ver dant, so soft to think less of a yoang man for being a mechanic—one of God's noble men—the most dignified and honorable per* sonage of heaven's creatures. Beware, young man for being a mechanic —one of God's noble men who work for a living, for you may one of these days be a menial to one of tbem. Far better to dis charge the wellfed pauper with all his rings, jewelry, braaeuncss and pomposity, ami to take to your affection the calloua hamled, industrious mechanic. Thousands have bitterly repented their folly who have turned their back on honest industry. A few years have taught them a severe lesson. Simulating Death. Home persons have possessed the power of simulating death, but it is a dangerous ex periment, and the story is told of a college student who for the amusement of his com rades did this once too often. By the power of the will over the vital functions he had again and again lain down upon a sofa and fallen in a few minutes into his sportive death trance. He had always come back to activity within half an hoar, bat on this last occasion they grew alarmed at the long continuance of his trance. They called to him, but he did not answer ; they shook him, bnt he did not awake Their fellow st udent was really dead. It is narrated of Colonel Townsbend, Rajah of Puttiali, in tke Punjab, that he had this power of what doctors call voluntary hibernation. As some women faint away whenever they feej like doing so, so the gallant Colonel could 'die daily,' or whenever he pleased. His heart, says the medical account of it, would cease to beat ; there was no percepti ble respiration ; the body become cold and rigid, the eyes glassy and the features ca daverous. He would continue dead for several hours, and then come back to life. Dr. Cheyne says that Colonel Townsbend told him that he could expire whenever he pleased and by an effort of his own will re store himself instantaneously to the living state. On one occasion he performed the experiment in the presence of three medical experts, one of whom kept his hand upon tbe Colonel's heart, while a second held his Rogers on his wrist-pulse, and the third held a mirror In-fore his month. They found alt traces of pulsation and restora tion gone, and were unanimous in their be lief that he was actually dead, when he re vived as easily as he had died,to their great astonishment.— Brooklyn Eagle. A Railroad Cat. An engineer on tbe Wabash Rail way whose run is between Danville and Springfield, has a eat which he would not port with for love or mon ey • It belonged to his wife, who is now dead and for a year past it has been bis constant companion in the cab. Tbe cat loves its life on the rail, and has grown Bleek and fat Bniffing the p&ririe winds. Ordinarily it sits perched op in tbe cab window before its master, bo* occasionally it strolls out to the pilot, where it will ride for boors at a stretch, winking at tbe dogs which bark at the train as it thunders by the crossroads. Some times when tbe train is approaching a station tbe adventnrons animal climbs to the top of the sand and damly roosts there, ondettercd by the shriek of tbe whistle or the clang of the bell The engioe has good lack ever since the animal became an occupant of the cab, and the trainmen look upon it as a mascot against disaster. BEYOND THE REACH OF GENIUS.—A young lady of my acquaintance was once present at a musical party where the lion of the evening was a celebrated flute player. After he had performed this young lady was presented to him, and there was a gen eral silence in the room, which added to her natural embarrassment. She felt that she mnst say something pleasant, sc, with a happy smile, she exclaimed : 'Oh, how delightful you play ! Do you ever accom pany yourself on the piano ?' The artist looked at his flute, then at his fingers, shrugged his shoulders, bowed low and said: 'Never.' After a moment she saw why everybody laughed. TOMMY, walking with his father, saw him give a beggar five cents, and inquired into the matter. •What did you give that man five cents for, papa ?' asked Tommy. •So that he might eat bread,my boy,' said the father. That evening at the supper ta*ble it was observed that Tommy declined to eat any bread, in any shape.' 'Aren't you eating now-a-days, my boy?' his mother asked. 'No, mama.' 'Why not ?' 'So papa'll give me five cents.' TEACHER.—'How many zones are there?' BOY.—'Six.' 'No, there are only five.' ' 'Yes, there are six.' 'Name them.' 'The torrid zone, the northern and south ern temperate, and northern and southern trigid—' That's five ; what is the other one ?' 'O-zone.'