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Captain Duval had won a medal as a gallant officer in the foreign lesion, and had been transferred, at his own re quest, to Bazaiue's command in Mexi co. But in his new field of service he bad won few laurels. Maximilian's ill-starred reign was nearing its end, and Captain Duval found himself fight ing against overwhelming odds. What galled the chivalric French man more than any thing else was the fact that his military education was worth little to him in this semi bar barous land, where the people resuted to a bush-whpeking warfare. On his scouting expedition into Sonora he had lost half of his men without ouce' see ing the enemy. On the march, and around the camp fire at night, the sol diers were picked off one by one by un seen sharpshooters, who seemed to defy discovery and pursuit. And now another man had been kill ed. What was to be done. •Send Corporal John to me,' said the Captain, coming to the door of his tent. In a few moments Corporal John ap peared. He was a stalwart young fel low, with an honest American face. His soldierly bearing was that of a vet eran. Although a mere youth, he had been trained in war's roughest school. At the downfall of the Confederacy he had made his way across the Rio Grande, still weai ing his faded gray jacket, and had joined Maximilian's army. Corporal John wore his French uni form gracefully, but the lingo of his comrades was too much for him, and this made him a little uneasy in the presence of his Captain. 'My Aroeiican friend,' said Duval, 'you have fought bushwhackers ?' 'Yes, Captain.' 'And sharpshooters ?' 'Yes, Captain.' 'And brigands ?' •Yts, Captain.' 'And all sorts of devils, I doubt not. Well, then, Corporal John, what did you do with them when you caught them ?' 'Click !' This significant sound, made by a peculiar working of the corporal's mouth, arrested the Frenchman's at tention. 'Good !' be ejaculated. 'You shot them on the spot ?' 'We led them out into the bushes,' said the corporal, 'and lost them. And they were never found again. Click !' 'Very well,' said Duval, with a satis fled look. 'On the principle of setting a thief to catch a thief, I propose to turn these assassins over to you. On the march to-morrow take a few picked men and watch every suspicious place. If you find any human being in ambush with arms in his hands shoot him. If the case calls for investigation it will be looked into later. Our first duty is self-perservation.' 'lt shall be done,' replied Corporal John, as he retired. It wa9 nearly sundown the next day when Corporal John and two of his men plunged into a dense and tangled thicket a little off their line of march. The corooral was sure that he had seen something run to cover and he found that be was not mistaken. MILLIIEIM PA., THURSDAY, APRIL 14., 1887. But this prisoner with his aim a round the neck of lus little mustang, was no ordinary bushwh icker. When the two soldiers seized him Corporal John saw before him a boy of about eighteen, a handsome, spirited-looking youngster, in citizen's dress and armed wilh a light ritle. Trembling and (lushing by turns, the prisoner dashed his black eyes defiantly, and cried out: 'Unhand me, seuors ! I will not submit to this outrage.' He spoke in Spanish, and the corpo ral understood this language much bet ter than he did French. 'Who are you, and what are you do ing here ?' he asked, sternly. The little Mexican drew himself up haughtily. 'lt is no crime to hunt,' he replied. 'I am not a soldier. See, I wear no uniform. Why am I treated in this way? Restore my ride and my mus tang and let me proceed on my way.' It was a wouderfudy sweet voice and it had an imperious ring in it. Corpo ral John wavered a moment, but one of the men spoke up : 'A cursed brigand and caught with arms in his hands in ambush. Re member the Captain's order.' 'I will take him down to the river and finish him myself,' said the corpo ral, grimly. 'I can t take you two from the road at present. Keep your, eyes open.' There was a protest from the others but the corporal silenced them. 'I won't have any useless uoiss,' he explained. 'l'll take him to the river, cut his throat and throw him in. That will be the sifest plan.' Tying the hands of the prison er, he led him through the thick undergrowth down to the muddy stream a hundred yards from the road. 'Senor.' Corporal John looked down relent lessly iito the youthful face. 'Well,' he answered, grufily. 'Senor, this is a brave deed for a sol dier, to murder an unarmed prisoner.' 'You and jour friends have been murdering our men,' replied the corpo ral, 'and we must get even and set an example.' 'Senor, let me speak. Less than a month ago a hand of your soldiers burned our hacienda. They stabbed my father, a harmless old man, with their bayonets until he was dead. My mother fled into the swamps, where she died of fright and exposure. Well, I will tell the truth. Since then my brother and I have been with guerrillas, and we have done some good woik. Do you blame me ?' 'No, I don't,' Johu blurted out ; 'but I don't know whether you are tell ing the truth or a lie. 1 must obey or ders.' 'But senor, would you kill a woman - a girl ?' 'Good God !' cried the corporal. Then, when he glinced at the upturn ed face and saw the liquid eyes with their long lashes, the pouting crimson lips, and the faintly-flushed, dark face, he wondered that he had not suspected the truth before. 'Senorita,' stammered the rough sol dier, 'I am sorry that you are in this trouble. You may rest assured, how ever, that I am not going to kill you.' 'I knew it !' and the girl smiled tri umphantly. 'But you ought to be sent to head quarters.' 'And would my life be safe there ?' 'No, I dou't believe it would,' was the corporal's thoughtful reply. 'Then set me free !' 'lley ?' 'Set me free !' 'Bang me If I don't !' said the cor poral, 'Why, of course 1 will.' He cut the prisoners bonds and gave an inquiring look. 'lt is all right,' responded the senor ita. 'The stiearn is not deep at this point. lam going to ford it, and on the other side of yonder hill my broth er and his companions await me. When you return to your companions tell them that you did your duly. God bless you, senor, and farewell.' Before be could speak the senorita ! was half way HI cross the river. As she disappeared in the forest on the other ' side she her hand, and the cor poral heartily responded. ) 'Ugh ! Don't ask me,' was Corpo ral Johu's reply to the questions of his comrades. 'I did my duty. That is enough.' There were other things demanding the attention, and the fate of the Mex ican lad was not very searchiugly in quired into. * * * * * * 'I am a great fool to fight a duel,' said John Con way as he finished his toi let and viewed his face in the glass,'but when a fellow is in Paris he must do as the Parisians do.' Conway gave an extra twist to his mustache, and continued talking to himself : 'lt is strange. I fought through our war and was mixed up iu the Maximil ian bnsiness. I have done my share A PAPER FOR THE HOME CIRCLE. of shooting and being shot at, hut 1 no vim" yot stood up in cold blood to fx change shots with a man. 1 don't like i!.' So many years had elapsed since Con way's military experience that the prospect of a fight no longer stirred his blood. He was not an old man, but the fiery ardor of youth was a thing of the past. After years of adventurous speculation in the mining regions of tlie West fortune had favored him, and for the first time in his lifs he was realiz ing one of the dreams of his youth—a visit to Paris. Unfortunatly he had been drawn in to u political controversy in a cafe with a member of the Mexican legation, Sinor Gomez, a gentleman whose great wealth and beautiful wife were at that time the talk of Paris. In the heat of the discussion Conway had given mor tal offense to the Mexican. The result was a challenge, and the American ac cepted, selecting pistols, and fixing the hour at five o't lock that afternoon, the place chosen being a suburban forest no torious for its affairs of honor. While the American was wondering whether he had sufficient appetite for breakfast, there was a tap at his door. Opening it he stw to his surpise Senor Gomez, who advanced into the room with a grave countenance in which various emotions were struggling for expression. John Conway involuntarily fell back in amazement at beholding this unex pected visitor. 'Senor Conway,' said Gomez, 'this visit under the circumstances is un heard of It is irregular, but you A mericatis are always prepared for the unexpected. lam here senor, to apol ogize for my conduct, and to withdraw ray challenge. I deeply regiet my offen sive language, and hasten to retiact it. It is my purpose to inform the gentle man, who knows something of the affair between us,that we have noquarrel,and that I regard you as one of the bravest and noblest of men.' Conway looked into the Mexican's eye 3, and saw sincerity there. 'Senor Gomez,' he said, 'I am at a loss to understand all this.' 'Listen !' exclaimed tne other, impa tiently. 'Last night at the opera my wife saw a face that recalled the great est peril of her life. She studied it through tier glass and became convin ced that she was right. When she met me at our hotel, after my return from the cafe where we had our unfortunate difference, she told me all, and begged me to search out tier preserver. S>, Corporal John,l thank you in the name of my wife.' Then seeing that the American was more mystified than ever, GODHZ con tinued : 'Have you forgotten your capture of a yofing Mexican in Sonora when you were with B zaine ? Instead of obey ing orders and executing the prisoner, her sex and her wrongs excited your sympathy and you released her.' 'lt all comes back to me,' said Con way, excitedly.' 'Yes ; it is impossible for me to forget it. And the Senorita made good her esctpe and is now your wife i You are to be congratulated, senor, upon securing sncli a heroine.' The two were now unconsciously clasping hands. 'You see that we can not fight,' laughed Gomez, with a tear in his eye. 'Ridiculous,' said Conway. 'Very well,' remaiked the other, 'I take it for gi anted I may tell ttie senora that you will spend the evening with us. You can not refuse. Corporal John did not refuse, but when the brilliant Mexican beauty overwhelmed him that evening with her thanks he grew very thoughtful. When his visit was over and he was on his way homeward the American sev eral times broke out with : 'Confound it all, when she was my pi isoner, why the duce didn't I keep her ?' And yet. Corporal John was not alto gether unhappy. CREATING A MARKET. -There is a little grocery up Grand River avenue, and the proprietor employs a boy and a pail of print and a brush, and the fol lowing illustrated incident happens a bout once an hour all d ay long. Proprietor: 'William, have you given the lelegraph pole, hitching post and front door a fresh coat of paint¥' Boy: 'Just finished, sir.' 'Very well, William. Ah there is a misguided man slanting up against the telegraph pole as he talks. Go out to him, William., Boy to misguided man: 'Say, your coat is all paint.' Misguided: man What! Paint! Why, this infernal pole has covered me all ov er.' 'Yes, sir.' 'llang it, what shall I do¥' 'Come into the store sir. We have the only soap warrmted to remove paint without injury to the goods—l 4 cents a cake—two cakes for 25 cents.' DAYS OF THE WEEK- Tho Physiognomy of Tuesday,Wod nesi ay and Thursday. Tuesday has only this hold on our recognition, that it is not so far from Sunday hut there is a distinct, if di minished, llavor of its being still 'along the Hist of the week.' Things promised for this conveniently vague period can still be creditably performed. Hut to-morrow, we feel, will be already the middle of the week. There is, ac coidingly, a slight 'hurry up' tinge about Tuesday. Wednesday is still worse off for iden tity of countenance. Its face is chiefly to be known by its not being that of any other day in the week, as some persons are known only by their not being anybody else. The middle of its forenoon is the time, when we ask soma one, 'What day is this ?' It has occurred to me that there might be, in quiet families, some special bit of food mueraotdc for Wednesday. If the lish was sacred to the Teutonic Venus, and so came into Friga's day, is there not some flesh or fowl that might be con sidered to belong to Woden ? I)o we know, indeed, of a wholesome vegeta ble, a little under a cloud, perhaps, whose subdued fragrance in the bouse might stir the fountains of memory arid of tears, and mark the day ? Yet if we search cautiously in our mental impression of Wednesday, we may And a kind of a leisurely and humdrum look that is all its own. The hour of the flrst-of the-week dash into great enterprises is gone. We are in the midst of everything, with time enough before us to prevent hurry, but not e nough to invite any vigor or attack. This early middle-of-the-week ness it is which vaguely marks Wednesday to the mind. Thursday, however, begins to have a dim penumbra of a sense of end-of-the week about it. It has to a greater de gree the hurry-up suggestiveness of Tuesday but with this maiked differ ence. CL Tuesday it was the haste of hope ; now it is haste of fear. It is the day of feeling oppressed with the lot of things that were to have been done (on Wednesday we should have said 'to be done row we use the regretful or re morseful 'to have been !"') done this week—'and here we are,' we say, 'past the middle of it.' Thursday is there fore the working day pat excellence. If a man ever does any stroke of solid work—if he is not constitutionally op posed to 'working between meals 'at all —he is likely to do it now. Recognizing a Portrait Unex pectedly. A little live-year-old boy from Phila delphia, now on a visit to his grand father in Baltimore, lias been greatly admired for his sweet, intelligent coun tenance, shaded by a profusion of tight curly hair. Not long since a photo grapher in Philadelphia succeeded in catching bv the instantaneous process a perfect likeness of his features, lit up bv a laugh, and was so pleased with it that a large picture was made and re tained as an ornament to his gallery. One of the men employed in the gallery was induced to sell one of the smaller pictures to the manager of a cotton mill, and five thousand copies were made to be used as a sort of trade-mark to the shirting muslin manufactured in the mill. The father of the boy being connected with a large firm in the dry goods trade, was one day astonished at seeing the portrait of his laughing pet pasted 011 a piece of muslin he was ex amining. lie began an investigation, and soon discovered how the picture had been obtained. He notified the mill-owner, and in consequence of his remonstrance the pictures not already used were surrendered and destroyed. Never Saw One of His Children. A genuine Yankee having bored a newcomer with every conceivable question relative to his object in visit ing the gold country, his hopes, his means and his prospects, nt length ask ed him if he had a family. 'Yes, sir; I have a wife and six children, and I never saw one of them.' Alter this reply the two sat a few minutes in silence, the inquisitive man began a gain 'Was you ever blind, sir?' 'No, sir.' 'Did you marry a widow sir?' 'No, sir.' Another interval of si lence- 'Did I understand yon to say, sir, that you had a wife and six chil dren living iu New York, and had never seen one of them?' '\e3, sir, I so stated it.' Another and a long pause. Then the Yankee recom menced: 'llow can it be, sir, that you never saw one of them?' 'Why,' was the reply, one of them was born after I left.' —SUBSCRIBE for the JOURNAL. —Fit st-class job work done at the JOURNAL office. Terms, SI.OO per Year, in Advance. THE GROOM TROTTED How a Brido Fro n the Country Proved Her Authority with Great Success. lie was a tall lanky, young fellow with watery blue eyes, faded hair, and a mustache which looked like a streak of red paint. From head to foot he was attired in store clothing, and but for a very pronounced expression of anxiety on his face he might hftvc passed for a jolly young farmer seeing the city. In his arms were half a doz en bundles, and beside him stood a pretty young woman, who wore over a silk dress a plush cloak of fashion able make and a Cleveland hat. The color on her cheeks was suggestive of long acquaintance with country air. It was plain as a whitewashed fence that they had hut recently been mar ried. They stood on the corner of Clark and Madisou streets and watch ed the ears go by for a few minutes, and then he said, with a little cough of importance: 'Well, Sarev, 1 reckon we'll git on one of these cars and ride over tew the depot. It's 'bout time we was goin.' 'Mercy, Steven, how you talk. There ain't no use of ridin' when we can just walk over to the dapo.' 'Now, Sarey, I'm s'prised at you opposin' what I want to do. I'm your husband, aiu't I?' sputtered the young man. 'And I'm your lawfully wedded wife,' replied the bride with great as perity; 'but we might jest as well have it out right here. It ain't a speck niore'n five square to the (lapo, and that ain't no further than it is from our house to the pump iu the meader and you've to walk that every mornin' and night, sure as you are a foot high. You can't take no street car for that pump, and you can't save ten cents no quicker and no better way than jest a trotting over to that dapo with me. You can tirgue or trot, jest which you choose, but I ain't going to get into one of them cars if I staid here till Sally Wiggins' baby is an old man.' He decided to trot.— Chicago News. ABSENT-MINDED WOMEN. A Few Casesof Mental Preoccu pation in the Gentler £.ex. 'There are a great many anecdotes on record regarding the absent mind cduessof men,' said an acquaintance to a Chicago Journal reporter the other day, 'but you do not hear much about the mental preoccupation of the other sex. Whenever it does occur, however, it generally shows itself in her attire. Not long ago I saw a fine looking, handsomely dressed matron riding down town in a South Side car. Her elegant black silk robe was well protected in front by a very domestic and serviceable looking gingham a pron, over which she had her seal skin sacque. It was evident that she had paid a hasty visit to her kitchen immediately before donning her wraps. Again, I noticed some weeks since —before the cold weather came—a Well-attired lady walking serenely down State street, perfectly unconsci ous that she was destitute of any head covering. She had been paying a vis it to the milliners and had forgotten her head gear. A lady one* told me that after trying on some hats at a fashionable store and making a selec tion for an order to be filled, the trim mer remarked. 'I can take the size of the frame from tbe bonnet you have on, or isn't that your own?' Most cer tainly, said the customer, stiffly. The proprietor, who was an old friend of the customer, smiled and queried sug gestively: 'Of that you are sure?' The customer put up her hand, turned to the glass and beheld herself array ed in one of the store's pattern hats. 'lt actually made my blood run cold,' she said, 'to reflect that I might have been as absent-minded in a store where I was not known, and might have started for the door. Imagine it!' A Mother gave her little boy two bright, pennies and asked him what he was going to do with them. After a moment's thought the child re plied: 'I am going to give cne to the mis sionaries and with the other lam go ing to buy a stick of candy." After awhile bo returned from his play and told his mother that lie lost one of his pennies. ''Which did you lose?" she asked. "I lost tne missionary penny," he promptly replied. How many grown people are like that little boy! NO. 15- LAWS II subscribers order tbe discontinuation of newspapers, tlie punlisUers may continue to send thcin until ail arrearages are paid. If subscril>crs refuse or ntqdcct to take their newspapers from the office to which they are sent they are held responsible until they have settled ti) hills ai d ordered them discontinued. If subscribers move toother places without In forming the publisher, and the newspapers ar sent to t lie former place, they are responsible. ADVERTISING RATES. 1 wk. i mo. 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They who have taken tfiis position, made their claims after elaborate investiga tion,and their proof that they have dis covered a specific for the terrible and stealthy kidney diseases, which have become so prevalent among us, is wise and convincing. We have recently received from them a fresh supply of their wonderful adver tising. They have challenged the med ical profession and science to investi gate. They have investigated, and those who are frank haye admitted the truth of their statements. They claim that ninety per cent, of diseases come originally from inactive kidneys ; that these inactive kidneys allow the blood to become filled with uric acid poison ; that this uric acid poison in tbe blood carries disease through every organ. Tnere is euough uric acid developed in the system within twenty-four hours to kill half a dozen men. This being a scientific fact,it requires only ordinary wisdom to see the effect ' inactive kidneys must have upon tbe system. If this poison is not removed, it ruins every organ. If the bowels, stomach or liver become inactive, we know It at once, but other organs help them out. If the kidneys become constipated and dormant, the warning comes later on, and often when it is too late, because the effects are remote from the kidneys and those organs are uot suspected to be out of order. Organs that are weak and diseased are unable to resist the attacks of this poison, and the disease often takes the form of and is treated as a local afflic tion, when in reality the real cause of the trouble was inactive kidneys. Too many medical men of the pres ent day hold what was a fact twenty years .ago, that kidney disease is incur able.according to the medicines author ized by their code. Hence, they ignore the original cause of disease itself, and give their attention to useless treatiDg of local effects. They dose the patient with quinine, morphine, or with salts and other phys ics, hoping that thus nature may cure the disease, while the kidneys continue to waste away with inflammation ulcer ation and decay, and the victim event ually perishes. The same quantity of olood that pass es through the heart, passes through the kidneys. If the kidneys are diseas ed, the blood soaks up this disease and takes it all through the system. Hence it is that the claim is made that Warn er's safe cure, the only known specific for kidney diseases, which is sold so largely by all dealers, cures 90 per cent, of human ailments, because it, and it alone, is able to maintain the natural actiyity of the kidneys, and to neutral ize and remove the uric acid, or kidney poison, as fast as it is formed. If this acid is not rtmoved, there is inactivity of the kidneys,and there will be produced in the system paralysis, apoplexy .dyspepsia,consumption,heart disease, headaches, rheumatism, pneu monia, impotency, and all the nameless diseases of delicate women. If the poi sonous matter is separated from the blood, as fast as it is formed, these dis eases, in a majority of cases, would not exist. It only requires a particle of small pox virus to product that vile disease, and the poisonous matter from the kid neys, passing all through the system and becoming lodged in different weak points, is equally destructiye,*although more disguised. 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