Why They Married.
Postal cards were sent out to the
married men of a small town in West
ern Mew York with the inquiry, "Why
did you marry ?" We give a few of
the responses:
'That's what I have been trying for
eleven years to find out. X.'
'Married to get even with her mother
but never have. W.'
'Because I lazy to work.
I. V.'
'Because Sarah told me'that five'.oth
er young men had proposed to her. CV
'The old man thought eight years'
courtin' was almost long enough. B.'
'I was lonesome and melancholy, aud
wanted some one to make me lively. N.
B.—She makes me very lively. D.'
'I was tired of buying ice cream and
candies and going to theatres and
church, and wanted a rest. Have saved
money. J. C.'
'Please don't stir me up. J.'
'Because I thought she was one a
mong a thousand; now I sometimes
think she is a thousand among one'
E.'
*1 think it was because I was cross
eyed; now I am afflicted with two pairs
of cross eyes daily. Peter.'
'Because I did not have the exper
ience I haye now. G.'
'The governor was going to give me
his foot, so 1 took his daughter's band.
H.'
'I thought it would be cheaper than
a breach-of-promise suit. A. C.'
'That's the same fool question that
my friends and neighbors ask me.
C. H.'
'Because I had more monoy than 1
knew what to do with. Now I have
more to do than I have money with.
B. D.'
*1 wanted a companion of the oppo
site'sex. P. S.—She is still opposite.
A.'
•Don't mention it. F.'
'Had difficulty unlocking the door at
night and wanted somebody to let me
in. Bob.'
'I was emoarassed, and gave my wife
the benefit of my name so that I could
take the benefit of her name signed to a
check. Scroggs.'
'Because it is just my luck. P. J.'
'I didn't intend to go to do it. S.'
•I yearned for company. We now
have it all the time. Karl.'
'I have exhausted all the figures in
the arithmetic to figure out an answer
to your question between multiplica
tion and division in the family and dis
traction, in addition,the answer is hard
to arrive at. Old Man.'
•I married to get the best wife in the
world. Simon.'
'Because I asked her if she'd haye
me. She said she would. I think she's
got me. Blivins.'
He Didn't Jump.
Sunday afternoon a man suddenly ap
peared at a three story window in an
unfinished building on Grand River
street and seemed to begin preparations
to commit suicide by leaping to the
pavement. A crowd of forty or fifty
people speedily gathered in a half-circle
below, aud although all seemed to be
aware of what was going on not a voice
was raised to prevent the stranger car
rying out his designs. He removed his
coat and looked down as if estimating
the distance. Then he removed his
yest and looked down again. Some of
the crowd asked each other in low tones
if his intention was to jump, and were
answered that there was no doubt of it.
The man removed his collar ana tie af
ter his vest, and then spit on his hands
and took his position square in the win
dow. .Not one below moved a foot.
There was half a minute of silence,dur
ing which everybody mentally calculat
ed on the exact spot he would strike,
and something like a shudder passed
over the crowd. Then the unknown
spit on his hands once more, raised
them above his .head, and calmly re
marked :
"My friends, this is to inform you
that I shall occupy this building No
vember Ist with a large and well-select
ed stock of staple and fancy groceries.
I shall do a strictly cash business, and
it will be my aim to ''
But the last one had turned the corn
er.— Detroit Free Press.
Metallic R. R. Ties.
The subject of the introduction of
metallic railway ties as an imperishable
and economical substitute for the pres
ent article, has led an authority in the
line to write that, after much track
walking and observation of the condi
tion of wooden cross ties in various
stages of decay, he concludes that the
principal cause of their short life is not
natural decay, but a decay hastened by
frequent laceration and breaking of the
wood fibre by the rail spike, the break
age in every instance being from the
surface, which is unsheltered from
weather, and subjected to constant
strain from passing trains. Experi
ments in stone and iron ties, he says,
have proven very unsatisfactory, the
wood tie being declared by railroad men
unequalled. Anything that will ren
der the service of the latter more last
ing must proye a great boon. His own
observation leads him to believe that a
rail chair which will pi event the muti
lation of the tie in question, and at the
same time avoid the strain and wave
motion imparted to rails by passing
trains will add to the average life of the
wood tie nearly one hundred per cent.,
and would at the same time decrease
the cost of track maintenance.
A Fashionable Misfortune.
He had been to the city and went
home brimful of news. j
•You remember the Smiths ?' he ask- 'l
ed his wife, •th Silver Orik Smiths, I,
them as got rich on their gran'feyther's
money.'
Yes, she remembered them.
'I seen 'em. They're way up ; live in
gran' house on street they call thavuoo.
They ride in a double kerriago and liey
no end of money.'
She said she s'posed as much.
'But dumb sakes ! Mandv, you
wouldn't want ter change places with
her. I seen her a minnit |an' I didn't
hoy the heart to speak to her.'
She said she'd like to kuow why;
stuck up thing !
•No, she ain't, Mandy; just now. Sho
bin humbled right down to dust. Sho's
as blind as a bat.'
Blind ! She guessed not.
'But she is. Fust she didn't kno me
—me that's rid down hill and played
tag with her when she warn't knee
high to a turkey. ThenJMandy, tho'
her eyes was wide open, she went rite
along the streets all dressed up in her
fine close, and a little mite of a dog was
leading her along. lie was tied to a
streencr, and she had hold 'tother end
of the streeng. Now, Mandv, how'd
you like to be her V' — Detroit F recJ'ress
maSE.
I was attacked with Mnlnrlnl Fever,
became very much reduced, and my friends
thought I would die. I was induced to try Sim
mons Liver Regulator, and commenced improv
ing at once. Before taking three bottles 1 was
entirely well of Malarial poisons, and have not
had an attack of it since.
JOHN T. Cn.\rrsLL, Poplar Mount, Va.
I have had experience with Simmons
Liver Regulator since ISOS, and regard it
as the greatest mtAicine of the times for
diseases peculiar to malarial regions.
So good a medicine deserves universal
commendation. Rev. M. B. WHARTON,
Cor. Southern Baptist Theo. Seminary.
•'Many cases of p OVer and AgUC,
Dumb Ague, and Conges
tive Chills, were promptly arrested and
entirely banished bv the use of your Simmons
Liver Regulator. You don't say half enough in
regard to the efficacy of your valuable medicine
in cases of ague, intermittent fevers, etc.
Every case has been arrested immediately. Be
lieve me when 1 say I was a suflerer for years
with liver disease, and only found relief by using
your medicine.
ROBERT J. WEEKS, Bat a via, Kane Co., 111."
THERE IS BUT ONE
SIMMONS LIVER REGULATOR
See that you set the genuine with red "Z"
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Philadelphia, Pa. PRICE, ei.oo.
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Next Term begins September 8.1556.
This Institution is located in one of the most
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President,
27-29 State College, Centre Co., Pa.
Automatic Sewing Machine Co.
72 West 23d St., New York, N.Y.
• Wo invito special ab
_ MI * tention to our NEW
. PATENT AUTOMATIC TEN-
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, Hfr /i Vw stitch as tho Wilcox k
/ 7f IfcjfVL. Gibbs. and yet, if not
m M preferred to tho Wilcox
L Gibtn Automatic Ten-
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returned any time with
in 30 days and money
refunded. Bnt what is more remarkable still, wo
never knew a woman willing to do hT own family
sewing on a shuttle machine after having tried our
new Patent AUTOMATIC.
Even Shoe Manufacturers find it best 6uited to
their work— its elastic seams aro nioro durable.
Truly Automatic Sewing Machines are fast super
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DEMIST,
MILLHEIM, PA.
Offers his professional services to the public.
He is prepared to perform all operations in the
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WATCHMAKEKs&eJEWEhEU,
Main Street, Millheim, Pa.,
2-T-JOPPOSITE TIIE BANK.JH-
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o o
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MOLASSES CANDY (or YafTv) MADE BY
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PLAIN and F ANCY CRACKERS
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A full line of NEW CANNED GOODS.
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FINK, FRAGRANT TEAs.
PURE SPICES. You can depend 011 onr
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It is strictly pure.
FRESH SHELL OYSTERS opened to order,
fo o
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BELLE FOX TE, PA.
STOVES—
STOVES
[New Advertisement.]
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wishes to HI form the pnhlic that, bar
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together with stock of Stores, 'J in and
llullowirc, formerlg fhn jtroperttj oj
D. I. Drown, and having the srrrires
of that gentleman who is a practical
mechanic, is now pre) tared to fill all
orders in this line.
House & 15am Spouting
A SPECIALTY %
and satisfaction guaranteed.
Just received a fine assortment of the
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Ranges,
HEATERS,
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will find it to their interest to call at
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Lose's foundry,
MILLREIM. PA.
inhere Mr. Jtrown mag be found at all
times to attend to the wants of patrons
IS®"ItICM EM IJEIt THAT EISENHUTII'S
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Summer Resort
Two miles from Co burn Station.
-=O--
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FRONT ROOMS, EL EG ANTL Y FURNISH
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mountain scenery of the surrounding country
make it a very desirable stopping place.
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strntr. .ill kinds of Sl'lilXdS.
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JOB
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and in any ijuantity.
ICE CREAM AND FAN
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p 03.03. • ' ' mad, poet paid, on re*
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I PORTFOLIO 01 "FASHIONS
AND WHAT TO WEAK.
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THE
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LOOM IS M'F'G CO., LA PORTE. ind.
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lli&Cyx A NEW PATENT STEAM
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"~T|| g\ Medicator; — I'roflts, —Sells at Sight One Agent sold Twenty-seven
|f / in one day. Write for terms and circulars to the
Qfc- ENTERPRISE VAPOR MEDICATOR CO.,
3Q un|qn SQUARE. NEW YORK.
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I——Z-.;sS2BBi Made iu different fcizea, and can be
attached to nearly all wagons, bug
gies, phaetons and carts. Easily
removed and folds liko an umbrella.
L If you cannot get it of your local
wagon maker or dealer, send to us for
A '■ illustrated circular and price list,
rO ,/X Agents wanted everywhere.
Mention this paper,
D * c " BEERS & co "
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NEWTOWN, Conn.
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f- f\\ %mWX SINGLE, DOUBLE and LIGHT,
t 1 125 lbs. 150 lbs. 85 lbs.
I / $35. $37. $4: O.
Y \/ EASY DURABLE and CHEAP.
\ y\ / \ \/ y Crated free on board cars.
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X ' COLDWATER, Mich.
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J Ai a£T**nT*m. Over lea Thousand Trial V* £ Avoid the -mposition of nrttcntious
'f£> , TR-AL Packages mailed to for thesetrouble., andu!
1 r OTLwnrr tientsalarpeproportion/|fe/ I'm whose only aim is to bleed thai r win!
XftEMCE. of whom took a full treat Wl ( timi - Take a SURE Remej>y that nis
montnnd were restorod to health by use of B \ CURED thoucand.^oefno*
u PROF. IW AS DA QUI IEC attention to business, or cauie {Sn
HARRIS' (jfalu 1 liiit I nOI ILLCui>S*V rno J&Sr or inconvenience many vT. Founded
A Radical Curefor.NervonsDebility, Organic on scientific medical principles. Bv direct
Weakness find Physical Decay in Young or to the seat ol disease its sDecifle
dloAgedMcn. Tested for Eight Years in
thousand cases they absolutely restore prematurely^^!"™!^:! ,u ". c,,on , so the human organism restored. The
aged and broken down men totho full enjoyment of y* wea>a y>ating elements of life are given bat-k, the patient
porfoetnnd full Manly Strength and Vigorous Health, cheerful and rapidly gains both strength nml h>.i,K
TREATMENT;-*.ltem,*. n*.
Work, or too free Indulgence, wo ask that yon send us u_i .nriso
your name withstatemont of your trouble, and secure TIAKKIS KEMEDY CO., MF'C CHEMISTS.
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