TRAPPING A DUDE. How a Plucky and Pun-Loving Lady Avenged a Masher's Advances. One of the lady attendants in the in sane department of the county jail was returning unattended from church about nine o'clock last Sunday night, when at the corner of Dearborn avenue and Kinzie street, she was accosted ty a creature in tight pants. 'Can I see you home?' softly breath ed the thing, lifting his hat and bowing profoundly. The lady, who is full of resources, quickly recovered from the first start at the unexpected insult and gaye her consent. Her destination lay a block away, and her escort beguiled the short journey with many an apt reflection upon the weather and sundry weighty topics. Now, the Dearborn ayenue side of the jail building looks more like a residence than a public institution, and the iron stairs which lead to the entrance might easily be mistaken in the dark for the front stoop of a dwell ing. The young man made '.he mis take, and, although the lady produced a bunch of uncommonly heavy keys, and the ponderous bolts Hew luiek with a rattle and ring, he did not coirect the error with himself until he had foL lowed her fairly within the building and the door swiftly closed behind him. Curled up on a bench lay a muscular young man, who is slightly demented, so that when the lady whispered : 'Catch him, John,' thejunatic leaped to his feet with a fiendish shriek and made a rush for the intruder. The dude lifted a howl of terror and started around the quadrangular corridor which skirts the cells. At this junc ture two of the male attendants who had been enjoying the night on the out side, rushed in. Before they had time to close the door the terrified young man dashed by them, and, pitching himself headlong down the stairs ran into the jail court. Thinking that one of the patients was escaping, the men gave chase, and were promptly rein forced by deputies fiom the jail and watchmen from the criminal court. Around and around the small yard the unfortunate young man ran like a rat in a barrel until gaining the stairs to the court nuilding he upset one of the deputies and ran out upon Michigan street and vanished in the darkness. The avenged lady smiled and the cap tiye lunatic, who is fantastic but harm less, chuckled softly as he went back to his bench. He Mesmerized Her. 'Do you believe in mesmerism shyly asked a sweet young maid,who will graduate from the Somerville High School next summer, of a young Harvard Sophomore whom she had met at Mt. Desert. 'Certainly, I do/ replied the young man promptly. 'I can mesmerize people myself.' 'Oh, I don't belive it,' said the shy girl, incredulously. 'You couldn't mesmerize me, now, could you V 'Well,l could try,' said the young many,confidently, leanißg toward her in the moonlight. And she acknowledged to her dear est friend the next day that she did experience a sort of a queer tingling sensation about her lip 3 something like a mesmeric shock.— Somerville Journal. 'I don't suppose you know what bard times are,' said a man to one of the house servants of the Baroness Rothchild in Paris. 'Oh, yes,we do; for it was only this morning that I saw the baroness and her daughter playing on the piano.' LADIES WANTED. A lady agent is wanted iu every city and vil lage; also ladles to travel and solicit orders for M ADA.tf E WOOD'S Corsets and Corded Corset Waists, Tampico Forms, llose Supporters, Steel Protectors, Ladies' Friend, etc. Agents are making from Twenty to Fifty Dollars a week. Send for circulars and price-list to B. WOOD, 6 4 South Salina Street, Syracuse, N. Y. Keystone Hotel, Selinsgrove, ----- Pennai, S. T. Frain, Prop'r. This Hotel has been remodeled and refurnished, and the Traveling Public will find it first-class in every respect. —a— Latest improved Water Closet and Wash Room on first floor. Bath Room in Hotel. } HEADQUARTERS FOR STOCK DEALERS. Terms Reasonable. Good Li very attac lied TIID C CIII II O MACINES I nnconlNu specialty. Simplest, Most Durable, Economical and Per fectinuse. Wastes no Grain; Cleans it ready for Market. flreslii Ewes ail Horse Powers. Saw Mills, Grain Drills, and Standard Implements Generally. Send for Illus trated catalogue. A. B. Farquhar, PENNA. AGRICULTURAL WORKS, YORK, GOOD SALARIES or Commission to Men and women to act as local or traveling Agents. , No experience needed. Steady work! JAMES K. WHITNEY, Nurseryman, ROCHESTER, N. Y. (Mention this paper.) THIS PAPERKfi.'?;? Newspaper Advertising Bureau (10 Spraoi Street), where arlver- |ip||| Ifdllll# NEW YORK* "DENNSYLYANIA STATE COM. K;K. Next Teim begins September B.lßßt>. This institution is located in one of tin most beautiful and healthful spots of the entire Alle gheny regiou. It is open to slndents of both sexes, and offers the following Course of Study: 1. A Full Scientific Course of Four Years. '2. A Latin Scientific Course. 3. The following ADVANCKI> COUIISKS, of two years each, following the first two years of the Scientific Course: (a) AIiKICCLTCUK; (li) NATUCAL HISTORY: (c) CUKMISTItY AM) PHYSICS; (d) CIVIL KNOINKKRINO. 4. A short SPECIAL COUHSK in Agriculture. A. A short SPECIAL COURSE in Chemistry. tl A reorganized Course in MECHANIC ARTS, combining shop-work with study. New building and Muehtnery 7. A new SPECIAL COURSE (two years) in Literature and science, for Young Ladles. 5. A Carefully graded Preparatory Course. th SPECIAL COURSES are arranged to meet the wants of Individual students. Military drill is required. Expenses for board and Incidentals very low. Tuition free. Young ladles under cbarge of a competent lady Prin cipal . For Catalogues, or other information address GEORGE \V. ATHKKTON, I L. I>., President, 27-29 State College. Centre ( 0.. Pa. A T Mrs. Sarah A. Zeigler's BAKERY, on Fonn street, south of race bridge, Millheim. Pa. -- Bread, Pies & Cakes of superior quality can ie .bought at any time and in any quantity. ICE CREAM AND FAN CY CAKES for Weddings, Picnics and other social gather ings promptly made to order. Call at her place and get your supplies at ex ceedingly low prices. 31-3 m PENN'S CAVE HOUSE, Farmer's Mills, Pa About 2 miles northwest of Spring Mill- Sta —m "-{►£<•'- -e* — The location of the hotel,-surrounded by the finest mountain scenery and clear trout streams make u a beautiful r. -.&? .70:- voc- -or- t ! SUMMER RESORT ? c to- u The aceommoilations are the best. Well fur nished double and single rooms, splendid bill of fare, and horses and buggies for the use ol boarders. — *** —< The celebrated and mucb visited )■— PENN'S CAVES, one fourth of a mile in length, with its wonder ful stalactites and stalagmites. Is almost at the door of the hotel, and the proprietors are pre pared at all times to convey visitors through this subterranean passage. SAMUEL LONG, Proprietor. P. H. MUSSER, W ATC HM A k KKiS ;.l E\V EI.ER, Main Street, Millheim, Pa., reJOrrOSITE TIIE BANK. J-+- Repair Work a Specialty. Sat isfaction guaranteed. Your patronage respectfully solicited. 5-ly. DR. S. G GUTELIUS, DE\TIST, MILLHF.IM/PA. Offers his professional services to t ie public, lie Is prepared to perform all operations in the dental profession. He is now fully prepared to extract teeth absolutely williout pain AGENTS 1 />br the (treat nric book. "The WorlilN Wonders." WANTED! I By J. W. BUEL. The most successtul subscript ion tinok ever published. Over half a milium >:>>]>irs icrre sold the past eight months, ami it is >clling tliree times as last row as ever tiefore. Regular can v:Lssers clear from 115 to 125,#10 and #SO per day. Nothing like it wus ever known in the History of book publishlnc. Proofs sent free on apjtl l cation. No experience needed to insure suc cess. We help persons without means to do a large business; no capital needed. Write for particulars. Notaries guaranteed to jursons who do not wish to canvass on commission. We mean business, and want live agents in every township. It will ei.st you nothing to write for terms and full descriptions of our plans of doing business. We also give awag standard books 10 persons who send us names of book agents. Write for our list of Iree stan dard books. HISTORICAL L'tntisniNd Co.. 120 & 122 N. 7th St., l'liila., Pa. ' mail, P<>9t paid, oil re ceipt of price. 1 MME. DEMOREST'S FASHIONS AND WHAT TO WEAR. Is n large Magazine of 80 pages of Fashion Nolo* ami Styles, Illu-trati >1 with aliout | 000 Cuts. Sent pust paiil for 2ii cents. THE Demorest Sewing Machine. • LTiis Stylo OxiITT. THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF THEM IN USE ALL OVER THE WORLD AND GIVING PERFECT SATISFACTION. Don't pay other companies S-40.0C> on a machine NOT SO c.oon nut PI Mt "v 1 si. l>u' buy direct of the manufacturers, bent C. O. I>. Wi'ito for Oircviltti-t-t. DEMOREST FASHION AND SEWENC MACHINE CO. t 17 East 14th Street, Mow York City The most popular Weekly new.-paper deVnted to leienee, ineehauicß.fiißim--rim: ibsi-i.vt ri . in \entions and patents over pit til ihed. Kv< ry num ber illustrated with splendid encrnvinss. Tim publication furnishes a most valuable en -ycloy 1 t information which no person should be wttuo it. The popularity of tlio Sen snne AMERICAN is such that its circulation nearly equals that of all other paper* of its class combined. Price, if3a veer. Miscount to Club*. Sold by all new silealars. MUNN A CO., Publishers, No. 361 Broadway, N. Y. BAt-jacwfcißißpL Ml!tin ACo l-.va ATENTS^^t^ tho Patent Dfliee r.r.d liav • t r-prr 1 more than One Hundred TP.eu-* o;mcl application-lur-, *l. • : ■ in ilia lint .J Mates and foretime untri. Cav.-nis. Trade-Marks. 1 opy-r::!ii. Hsignmenta. and all ether paj > t for no to inventor; their rmnt . 111 t:<> 1 States, Canada. hnßiand. t satire, tny and other foreiim '■ untrjes. pre at short notice anil on reason ablet* mis. rmation as to obtn.nin.: p •.Mitsc-- •- iven without charge. llaml-bot-Ks of lation sent free. Patent* ob'aiy I through Munu t Co. are noticed in : v. /. menean f r ee. Tho adtaTitaee of such n> tt 1. i.eil undcrstoi.d by all person, who v. .; l>d - pose of their n-lent*. . .. /.t!dre-t MI NN k CO.. Ofß AN, 3A ilroadw.ay. Nr.z Automatic Sewing Machine Co. x 72 West 23d St., New York, N. Y. • Wo invito epocial_fttr PATRNT Arrow vric TEN g iu 3d da;, a ami uioucy refunded. But what is moro remarkable still, wo never knew a woman willing to do h< r own t amily sewing on a shuttle machine alter txicu our new l'atcnt AUTOMATIC. Even Shoe Manufacturers find it host suited to their work its clastic seams aro more durable. Truly-Automatic Sewing Machines nro fast super aodinc shuttle machines, and it is no nso to deny it. Truth is mighty and docs prevail. Snuttlo Machines havo Been their best days. Send for circular. Correspondence solicited. fiRST PREM/UW. PHILAD.* 1875. Cjrnml Jrlxe Modal, Pari*. IS7B. ISS ~¥Slm Ask your fJr.x-.-rfor it. tVn*. DrpyileppekMfr., ■j ; North Fruit Mroct. I'll I LABELI'H IA, PA. nmUJD ROLL!Hi! mhw.^ki (RECLINING) #-.£F Boon to those/ ; who aro ujmblejn i Largest Factory - and BEAT 1 HAIRS in tlio world. Send t-v circular to only manuiacturers of reclinma; rolling chairs. Easy Chair Co., New Haven, Cor.n. ft SlßVOlsVßaiLEorl JIWEAIRESS A'iO FEMALE DECAY. A Life Experience. Remarkable and quick cures. Trial Packages. 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Positive Proofs, full description and lottwr of udviee in plain sealed envelo; in constant use v>U-;L- r '| ■ f • ; 1 are, witli a rtci-rd I * "tV • 1 • :: •• .r V ' ' '<^VNILvU << j >• r ; i . doMrn. nnlethe U-- iS i •• ith it: or r. a : ,;st my wind that n < ■ j . ; - ttutttal &rm lmnStaqß ; fol • r ;• < it.'ut&nd I. b I • work thaa at jr oih<• 1: . ■•' ■■■■ I • [it r and Geared U'AU au.: ry ; .! lit 11 : V.'l I Mill Buiiiit.es. AGENTS 1... ED. EeOtl f rOntah i.O.T': i< j Address rrsxiiiß \ I V D iIILL &AX CO, MisliawaLa. lu>l JOHN |3, , ri Ai.KEiVo fliuKf Itsaihor Ssl '© -pihp •' \y. ;'i \ vO L.l" r O"ji v• yp A ii • A, Cslo-Lcitic? Ci':? t ' : C, C:lc-LcMh::Sjls; 8 :. ' . I WarrantoU . ! proof, moro! ble, SBnla.!,. ; x:i 1 cwoafc L-' f .: K';' t. rubber hoot. On: ;;J-\ wear two ; < ."c • rtu .•;•! -.ml .. ami rail bo rc;> ;;r ! 1..- ■ !: . ;n:i'<•:. Ask rdail tloaicrsf.>." l!..\a t .*. oa l >.).0.l for sample pair of slio: lie ,t to JOHN IJ. P W!KRIS, 103 Bcdfor i Street, BCL r 3>3v'., f.IAiSS. ST S3 ■& rn'' :r AFST "jT UPPOBT^B O jid 5 w imW&c. * £ So W i< iVv Phfi h M i\ // V ,< I I s M . Am . v-7 r/ ft ss tPyPy fie |l m lis So W PB H o - ' F5 l 1 tel I A ' ill , " I V" * El 9. W ! : Children's, Ito r> yor.rs, - - Ep. a pnt ilittu, two atiuchnicnls, - - T . 11 Ladies', •• • .. . o; jC> Stockiiur. Almloiui'i : I, nml C .t •ii nial 13niiLije,, e f r c.'iii biiied, - " _ . . itO>\ " Health Skirt Enpnorler, - - ■I P. " Brighton Qcat'jj'Jcrl; r, - - 1 ~e. " ron s: i.n r.v m.h FII-.ST CI.A: rror.EG, Samples rent pust-iKiU to ay r.ucrios upo. receipt of price iu 51-eent stamps.. ■, * 1 LEWIS STE3TN, | Sole Owner and lv;r.:: : .Tact-..i^( ITB Ceutrc Street, ICeiv YOiic. .j iibl. * }'■ •A .* I V. • ' ; • M,/ ,i;UpiS£ .-^4^l , „ | 'v V' 'J V v'l tiVirLE ', J- J bill *%£ J# j>* n fi?y r\' 3 A4 ,; /STEAM " JVasher Men and Women of caod chnracter find intelligence i-.xehiMve i erritory Ounrnnteed. A weeks'trial o( (simple vrashcr to be returned nt Try expense if not tausu.ctory. A thousand per cent. I lie l>est Washer in the world, find p :.i capable nentß PIG money. In trinsic uicrit in k.'sita phenouiinal success every. wlm re. fc or Illustrated circular an I tonus of agency address. J. WORTH, St. Louis, fWo *v > fc v Or.OiANICWiuAJiNKSa M. FJXKRLE. FT?ri JDouny.undnumeroua a V: \ if jff.brfcurodi: cnr,., baf •t-si-v W filingtho AdciUodrhy. ' - t.j Jfaicinut, rc..u!& fro El T3T *J \v /youthful indiscretion, r'iUa.f\* £/too f roo indulgence, of t~Y, over brain work. Avoid >' i '"> rr.-T -\A- v. r\ [j ,"lt!io imposition of pretciw \ • iwi'WL v •' < -oi-v.:s remedies for there . J7. - . w f troubles. Get our Fret A KadiCALCuRq -G,l.aY3 Circular and Trial Pack- TRlitre,and team importanl j*-( | _y*,■ kJSfacts before takingtrcct ii^nir'ljL'--rßtnent elsewhere. Take 1 rr. n wr„, * ,*" -* r S|Bnn!': rem eythatn.va Li?811lG ACtliiTfiSS Wail CURED thousands, docs -i V aH no * interfere with attcn- r J .VJIYSICAXa &J-*l ,ion to btw'ncss, or causa CJT TOp av i&lSimlnor inconvenience in w oJ2*lsJt\Xp jjj"Hany way. bounded on inVcung & WlcJdle'j®?, I" Heal princl l o-ph Mnn CvTf J luS : direct anpucatica * r/ron, p-/lto the seat of nueace iti t-psTrn c -,„ r cwi ... HRjß r PCcitio influence is fell I , I tSTED FOR oEVEN cAj-J without delay. Thenat tAnsSYUSEl.'lMANYtf'jJfelural ihnctiongof tho hu- I HOL'SAND CA3E3. b&vN nian or K ri h'sm Is restored. - PriVdThu animating elements 'TPTJA7 I 7trT?>vr FiLd! o *life, witich Jinve been ri'n n Js/tvastcr(orin hundreds of amusing tri-ks in uiajto aud iu.trucUv experiments with simple •gents. The llome Cook Hook and Family Physi cian, containing hundreds of excellent cooking recipes aud bints (•> housekeeper., also telling how to cure all cum in >u ailments by simple home remedies. . Manners mid Customs In Far Away Lands, a vcrv interesting an-1 lu.tructive hook of travel*, describ ing the fieculiar life, habits, tnanu.-r.aud customs of tba people of foreign countries j Illustrated. Sixteen Complete Stories by Popular Authors, embracing lote, humorous aud detective stories, stories of •oeiely life, of adventure, of railway life, etc., Ml very In teresting. . The Hudget of Wit, Humor and Fun, a large collection of the tunny storie., sketches, auecdotes. poems, and jokes that have haeti written for aunie years; lllus'trd. . I'seful Knowledge for the Million, a handy book or useful in r.imiatiou for all, upon many and various subjects: 111-unrated. fulled Hack. A Novel, by Ilugh C-ouwav, author ,r ii, to., , •f" Dark Day f,' etc. I i nilD lILIPAIIAI m rtcrro. V* *UI *>il MT bar of Ihw hMki ul nor r*talo-uc, containing llUil UltbUuAltU Ur r tn |>rW'm>ri!lMio(pt}ieriul book! Ibr ltrati la >tuip>. A)r 9 fc.K.U. B < (.: tk< n Itiu- IO lot *l.on. S.-II I I'. O. Note. RrrfEttred Letter, or Moury Order, anil a ur* of a Bilg-vy made by T. T. ITaydoek. which it not only the Leading .-y . . t.i: ,pi x;o. but THE LRADIKG BtJGtA.Y OF ARIEftICI. Jla lisivdmVs *-r,Mv Kinir Bolt and Fifth Wheel. Ask yu denier lor the f. 1. liAynoCK IRI'GGY, with the llaydock Safety King and Filth VheeL Life ii in l ' cure riditur over any other. (ThUrlrierc vi.lbefarniiUcJoaaUijccW, printed in clerant Btyte, to anyone wka wtU agree to Item It.) 4 EKCLGSH STAMP.| fT?. tjn_ 0 COT. Plum and Twelfth St.~ aci:::t-"3 tyaitted vueee tte hive hohei ho investment bo pi ites WHOOPING COUGH. CUINSY, COLD IN THE HEAD, SC2OFULA SWXLUNGS. ASTHMA! // T EECNCHITIS, PLEUEISY, PNEUMONIA, NEUEALGIA, KUIfPS, EISMZNOSSHtIjL Thejirst time "SOLIDS" could be used in MEDICATIXQ STEAM. Nasal Catarrh, Hay Fewer, Asthma. uJPy In all these diseases the Medicator is worth ten times the price asked. \Jil] / Any Lady can Beantiiy her Complexion after nsinc a few days. (ra|J HARMLESS BUT CERTAIN. Price, Complete, $3.00, By Mall, $3.35. AGENTS WANTED.—O°od reliable Agents wanted to handle on* Medicator; —Targe Profits,—-Belle at Sight. One Agent sold Twenty-seven SA lin one day. Write for terms and circulars to the ENTERPRISE VAPOR MEDICATOR CO.. —— 3Q UN , ON SQUAREt NEW YORK. EUREKA FOLDHIFI CANOPY TOP. 2SBE3 M Made in different sizes, and can be attached to nearly all wagons, bug gies, phaetons and carts. Easily removed and folds like an umbrella, you cannot get it of youy local wagon maker or dealer, send to us fop f \ illustrated circular aud price list, f\\ f/\ Agents wanted everywhere, V D. C. BEERS & CO., . >/ 1 \/ \ \$C / I V Patentees and Manufacturers, \/ \ '***' NEWTOWN, Conn. THE GATES TOBACCO SAW. A fIPgSSSAMPLE BY MAIL:'' THE ONLY ADJUSTABLE SAW $ I "°° Address the IN THE WORLD. GOODSPEED MANUFACTUBING CO., T"! A.ST HADDAM, Oszxzl. harris''SEMlNAL PASTILLES.^K^^R^S^SS^^S die Aued Men. Tested for Eight Yeara in influence Ul£ 11 witW EES? thousand cases they absolutely restore Prematurely^™"?T^ u * rt i