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There were present with him Charles E. .Simonds, Samuel S.vift and his niece, Miss Gould. His death was entirely unexpected, and was due to failure of the heart, following an acute attack of diarrhoea and nausea. As soon as tho news of Mr. Tilden's death was received at Yonkers there was a good deal of excitement over It. Instantly the tl igs of tl:e city buildings ami newspaper otlices were displayed at half mast, and expressions of regret were heard on all sides at the death of the eminent statesman. It is said he had not been feeling well for several days. Mr. Tilden had been in very feeble health for some time, yet ids sudden demise this morning was entirely unex pected. The end was peaceful and quiet. There were present at the time Mr. Tilden's niece, Miss Gould, ami Doctors Charles E. Simonds and Sam uel Swift. For several months he had been en joying unusually good health, and in the last six months had gained 35 pounds in fiesh. On Saturday lie was taken with a slight chill while sitting on the porch overlooking the Hudson river, and was removed to his room, where he was attended by bis friend, Dr. C. E. Simonds. of New York, who is stopping with his family on tne neigh boring estate. The cold settled in his bowels and stomach, causing vomiting and purging. With medical aid he felt much better on Sunday and went out in his carriage. Monday and yesterday he also felt much better. Last night Mr. Tilden was taken again with the same symptoms while in the parlor and was supported to his room by his valet and private secretary, George F. Smith. On reaching his room the ex-Governor experienced trouble in breathing. This alarmed his friends, and Dr. Simonds was called. The patient was suffering from nausea and diarrhoea, and was in great distress. The difficulty in breath ing ceased after a while, and he was placed in bed. Later he was assisted to an easy chair. Dr. Simonds remain ed with him all night. Early this morning Mr. Tilden began to grow worse, and was again placed in bed. The generation of the gases in his stom ach and bowels distended them and caused the failure in the action of the heart. A second attack of the ditlici.F ty in breathing recurred and Dr. Swift, of Yonkers, was called in consultation. Ile arrived at Greystone at 8 o'clock, but Mr. Tilden was then beyond the reach of all medical skill. The two physicians consulted together in whis pers, but nothing could be done. No words were uttered by Mr. Tilden after Dr. Swift's arrival, Ile remained con scious to the last. The labored breaths grew fainter and more feeble, and at 8.45 a. m. the face of the dying man be gan to change. The ashen pallor of death slowly crept over Ins counte nance. llis eyes slowly closed and his muscles relaxed, and at 8.5*1 he breath ed his last. At the time of his death the only persons in the room were Drs. Simonds and Swift, Miss Anna Gould, a relative, the amanuensis of the dead statesman and his faithful yalet. The members of the family who are out of town were at once notified by telegraph of the sad event and are expected here to-night. Paralysis and bodily infirmities inci- j dent to old age had reduced Mr. Tilden to a mere skeleton and his last days were marked by extreme feebleness. | The routine of daily life for a year past at his beautiful lesklence on the Hud son was about as follows : He usually awoke in the morning about 4.30 o'- clock; an electric bell at the head of his bed summoned his valet, who gave him his medicine which ho took as regular ly as lie did his food. Afterwards he would lie abed until 8 o'clock, seeming- Ij dozing, though when his valet,think ing him asleep, approached the bed, he found his bright eyes open and watch ing liim. If he felt well he was assist ed down to a 9 o'clock breakfast which usually consisted of milk and rich broth. Owing to paralysis, Mr. Tilden was un able to close his lips and his mouth was constantly open. His right hand from the same cause was entirely useless, trembling all the time. Jle had not even the power to raise it to his mouth. His left hand was but slightly affected by the stroke of paralysis and he had the partial use of it. In eating he used his left hand to hold up his lower jaw. His faithful companion, Miss Anna Gould, who is the sister of the wife of Mr. Henry Tilden, placed to his mouth every particle of food that he ate. 81ie generally put it in his mouth with a spoon and lie was enabled to swallow it by raising bis lower jaw with his left hand and putting his head back. While at breakfast the morning pa pers were read to him and notes made by his secretaries at his direction of any * MILLHEIM, PA., THURSDAY, AUGUST 12., 188(5. important point or move in the political world. Afsor breakfast lie usually went into his olliee, on the right side of the hall,where he saw the different em ployes of the place and heard their re spective reports. His walk was slow and feeble, his paralyzed right leg moving with stiff, uncertain movement, lie could not speak above a whisper and his thin and furrowed face and labored movements evoked sympathetic comments from the villagers who saw him leaning on the arm ot his valet or his companion. Miss Gould, as he stepped to or fiom til 1 carriage that took him on line days for a ride about the country, liis mental faculties, however, were bright and un impaired up to the last. He sulteied much from indigestion, and twice a week was visited by bis physician, who often has spoken lately of Mr. Tild n's st ill robust intellect. Dr. Simonds and Dr. S imuel J. Swift wero with him when he died. His memory was usually retentive and to the last he preserved the most exact method in doafing with the concerns of his house and farm. Each day he talk ed with his business manager ar.d con- fidential secretary, Mr. George W Smith, and showed complete acquaint ance with tlie smal'est details of his business. 11 is medicine was adminis tered with almost mathematical exact ness and it rarely happened that his night doses were missed at the regular time. And it was the same with his food. Every ounce he ate was calculat ed and weighed before it was prepared and set before him. Rich soups in quite small quantities weresupplement ed with small draughts of cieauiy milk, the latter the yield of his famous Alder neys and Guernseys, together with the tenderest part of a chicken, or a mere morsel of meat,minced so as to be read ily masticated, made up bis diet. These viands temptingly cooked and carried to his lips by his attendant frequently failed to rouse his appetite, and were returned almost untasted. It was a matter of comment among his intimates that he should have been able, on so little nourishment, to sustain life at all. Sketch of His Life. Samuel J. Tilden was born at New Lebanon, in the county of Columbia and State of New York, February 9, ISl4—the year which ruined the for tunes of the great Napoleon. One ol his ancestors, Nathaniel Tilden, was Mayor of the city of Tenterden, Kent, England, in 1623. The Governor's father, a farmer and merchant of New Lebanon, was a man of notable judgement and practical sense and the accepted oracle of the county upon all matters of public con cern, while his opinion was also eager ly sought and justly valued by all his neighbors, but by none more than by the late President Van Buren, who till his death, was one of his most'eherish ed, intimate and personal friends. From his father Governor Tilden in herited a taste for political inquiries, and in his companionship enjoyed pe culiar opportunities for acquiring an early familiarity with the bearings of the various questions which agitated our country in bis youth. Young Tilden entered college in his 18th year. Mr. Tilden had not been long at Yale College before his health gave way and obliged him to leave. After sonic rest he was enabled to resume bis studies, and in 1834 entered the University of New York, where lie completed his a cademic education. He then entered the law olliee of the late John W. Ed munds, in the city of New York, where he enjoyed peculiar faculties for the prosecution of his favorite studies of law and politics. Upon his admission to the bar Mr. Tilden opened an office in Pine street, in the city of New York. In 1544, in anticipation and prepara tion for the election which resulted in making James K. Polk President and Silas Wright Goytrnor of the .State of New York, Mr. Tilden, in connection with John L. O'Sullivan, founded the newspaper called the Daily Neics. In the fall of 1815 ho was sent to the assembly from the city of New York and while a member of that body was elected to the convention for the re modeling of the constitution of the State, which was to commence its ses sions a few weeks" after the legislature adjourned. In both ot these bodies Mr. Tilden was a conspicuous authority, and left, a permanent impression upon the legislation of the year, and especial ly upon all the new constitutional pro visions affecting the finances of the State and the management of its sys tem of canals. Till the war came Governor Tilden made every effort to avert the rebellion. When bis efforts, combined with those of other prominent patriots,had proved abortive, his convictions of duty were perfectly decided and clear. They were to maintain the integrity of our territo ry and the supremacy of the constitu tional authorities, lie had been edu cated in the school of Jackson, and had been a diligent student of the lessons taught by the nulitication controversy of 1833. lie had studied carefully and profoundly the relation of the federal and state governments. He hail thus A I'ARICK FOR THE HOME CIRCLE early formed perfectly clear and settled opinions, about which his mind never vacillated. They were the opinions of Jaekson, of N an Btiren,of Wright,and of Marey, with whom, during most of their public lives, he had been on terms of personal intimacy. When the war did come, Mr. Tilden associated himself with and was the private adviser of Mr. Dean Richmond then at the head of the Democratic par ty of New York, and who was accus tomed on all important questions to visit Mr. Tilden in his retirement and seek his counsel. When tlu peace camo wo fnul Mr. Tilden figuring as the friend and com panion of William M. Tweed in run ning tho Democratic party in New Yoik State, he being elected Chairman of the Democratic State Committee on the death of Dean Richmond. Mr. Til den acted in close union with Tweed until the war on the ring was started. On the eye of his downfall, Tweed be gan to fear that tho alliance could not b > maintained much longer, and in 1869 ho made an t ffort to supersede .Mr. Til den as the head of the Sta eCominittee. Mr. Tilden promptly accep'ed the con test,and was sustained by nearly seven eights of Hie convention. By his lio'd acts against the Tweed Ring Mr. Tilden made himself promi nent in the work of reform, and in IH7-I was strongly urged to accept the Dem ocratic nomination lor Governor. Feel ing that whatever might be the result of his administration, the moral effect of his election would bo advantageous to the State and country, ho consented to become a candidate, ile was elect eb over Governor John A. Dix (Rep.) and Morgan 11. (Mark (Temp.) by a majority of 38,519, out of a total vote of 71)4,233. His first message distinctly foreshadowed the controlling features of his administration—adminslrative reform,and the restoration of the finan cial principles which triumphed in the election of Jackson and Van Buren. It became evident to the least observ ing very early in Governor Tilden's ex ecutive career that he designed to ap pear in the national campaign of 1876. There was no reason why he should not do so. The campaign was one of the most notable in the history of the country. It was under Governor Tilden's direc tion, and up to the close of the polls was without a mistake. Its events are sufficiently familiar not to need recount ing here, and the questions involved by the final settlement are too complicated to be stated in detail in the time and space at our command. All honest and fair-minded men in the country believed and maintained that Mr. Til den was fairly elected to the Presiden cy of the United .States, and that he was cheated out of it. Since tho close of the famous Presi dential imbroglio, Mr. Tilden lias lived in retirement and almost in 'seclusion, his failing health preventing him from taking an active part in public affairs during a greater part of the past eight or ten years. Seven years ago J/r. Tilden determin ed to enjoy that repose which years of arduous labor in public and private af fairs entitled him to have and which an ample fortune enabled him to find. Ilis physical strength was impaired and his health, never robust, was,with increas ing age, becoming precarious. Ilis vital organs were, however, sound. lie needed and longed for uninterrupted quiet. lie had always a fondness for thecouutiy. Horses, sheep, domestic fowls, and even dogs were to him some thing more than useful and ornamental appendages of a country establishment. They were objects of study and sources of intellectual recreation and enjoy ment. In 1ST!) lie bought Greystone, one of the stateliest country places on the Hudson. Tne house stands on a nat ural knoll, the summit being 450 feet a bove the level of the river at high wa ter. Ripening Early Foars. If there is any pear that is not batter for being gathered while still hard, and allowed to ripen or mellow in a room where the temperature is even, we do not know it. Pears should be mature, but not ripe. After the fruit has made its full growth, and has received from the tree all the nourishment that this has to give, it prepares to leave the tree. Between the end of the stem of the pear and the point on the branch to which it is attached, there appears a joint, or a line, at which tho stem paits very easily. If the pear be lifted, the stem will readily leave the tree at this point, leaving a clean scar, without breaking the stem. Whenever the stem readily parts in this manner, the fruit should be gathered. Early pears ripen rapidly and decay quickly. They are usually packed in half barrels or boxes, and if packed as soon as gather* ed, reach the consumer in good order, and in condition for eating. For homo use, an excellent method is to spread the pears upon a blanket in a spare room, and cover them with another. — American Agriculturist for August. The Widow Stewart. A New York letter to the San Fran cisco Arpanet at, savs : "Some days ago, walking past that marble palace on Thirty-fourth street and Filth ave nue, 1 had a glimpse of Mrs. A. T. Stewart, the first for years. Poor old lady ! One look at her is as good as a sermon on the follies of this life. Her coupe, gorgeous in gilded trap pings and satin cushions, was stand ing at the curb and, just as I passed, the great white hall doors were thrown open with a flourish,and out she came. Against a long vista of marble col umns and shining floors, she began to creep slowly down the stairs, leaning heavily on tho arm of her major domo. That major domo, by the way, is a wonderful old creature. He looks like a creation of Trollope's, and always dresses in decent black, with a black velvet skull cap on his long, silvery hair, and liis gold tipped wand of of fice in his band. Ho led Mrs. Stew art with fatherly care down the long flight of steps, then at the bottom de livered her into tho hands of two gi gailtie footmen,who supported her to the carriage, while a maid followed, her blooming face peeping out from under a mass of shawls and air-cush ions. That the widow of the merch ant millionaire is as fond as ever of the pomps and vanities is shown in her blushing cheeks, i:i the maze of wild black curls, bobbing into her eves and pouring in a jetty cascade down her back ; in her gown of black silk, stiff as pasteboard, and covered with laces and jet and red satin bows, dragging its heavy lengtli out behind her. It looks, however, as if she could not have much mere time left wherein to enjoy them. She was so feeble the other day that her footmen had almost to lift her into her car riage; then the maid came tripping to the door and began putting her into shape—punched up her cushions and arranged her s hawls,pulled the gloves up over her tiny, trembling hands, twitched her bonnet into place, pulled down her veil, patted the bow under her chin and settled her into the car riage as one might settle an extra ex pensive doll. Ho Had no Uso for Kids. 'I hate kids,' lie said. 'Why V 'I think they ought to bo locked up in asylums till they're old enough to take care of themselves. If it hadn't been for a kid—well—it might liaye been ' 'What ?' 'I loved this kid's mother. She was a rich and beautiful widow, and I was madly in love with her. I was actual ly contemplating—in fact I had just got to the point of putting the delicate question. We were in the drawing room. The kid was playing in the cor ner. Forgetting all about that, I put my arms fervently around the widow's waist and implanted a passionate kiss upon her lips, when the kid started up and rushed at me. 'Don't you kill my mamma,'and ran screaming into the kitchen, calling for the servants.' 'That needn't have-—' 'What ? Marry a widow with a child like that t But the worst came a few nights after. I called at the house. There were seveial ladic3 there, and the kid was being petted all round. Of course the widow was all right, but that confounded child delibeiately turned her back. I didn't mind that, but the mother, to be nice, said : ' 'You darling child, don't you know Mr. ?' ' 'Oh, yes,' said the imp, very pret tily ; 'oh, yes, I knew you ; you are tho man that bited my mamma,' I need not—l could not describe the ef fect,' THE BASE BALL FEVER. —Tne U nited States is base hall mad this sum mer. Never before has it been so ex cited on the subject, seldom as enthus iastic on any other. To a large pro portion of the population the result of a base ball match to-day is as import ant news as the result of a general election, and far ahead in importance to the proceedings in Congress. The American public has become enthused over base ball as ith as never before,and as no other public has been on sporting matters. Cricket in England cannot compare with it, and Continental Eu rope, wo know, Ins never apjreciated "sport" to any extent. The Putney race, or the meeting at Epsom, may, it is true, create more excitement, but these are mere spurts,whereas the base ball fever lasts in this country all the summer and fall through, and even in the winter the players are popular he roes, storing up strength for the com ing seasons. —Ex. Terms, SI.OO per Year, in Advance. JA\ l r i'i''S tjOii:\> T GIL 'lie is a young Scotchman,' Lela said, 'and papa being one,too, they have a certain sympathy in common. We know nothing of this Mr. Donald Machine, but we admire him extrava gantly, and— well, ho is to be at my ball, so you will see him, Mollie ; so will you J met," turning suddenly to the fitrangei ; then, a new thought seeming to strike her. 'You are Scotch yourself ; Douglass is purely a Scotch name,' Miss Douglass shrank a moment, but a faint color stole over her white, pir f.ct face as she turned her blue eyes on and smiled a little. Half an hour later I was able to ask 1/ la who she was, without being over head by the others, and Lela toid me she had been one of the underteacheis in the seminary from which she (Lela) had graduated. 'I fell in loye with her and coaxed her io come hero for vacation,' Lela s iid, showing how the world wronged her when it called her a heartless flirt, 'and as she was quite ill when the sem inary opened in September we would not let let think of going hack to her teaching. My papa lias influence,Mol -1;e, and he lias used it to keep her posi tion open for her until she is ready to go back to it,which she tells me she in tends doing in a fortnight.' 'She is lovely,' I said impulsively ; 'she must be about 23, Lola." Has she a lover ?' 'I have a fancy that there is a 'braw lover' of hers in the Scottish highlands some place,' Lela answered. 'I had a plan, Mollfe, dear. I wanted this Don ald Maclane to fall in love with J3net, bnt 1 could never induce her to meet him ; he is here often and she always avoids him. 1 have thought it might be because she didu't want to be re minded of hei Scotch home.' That night at the ball I met Mr. Maclane. I noticed that Miss Douglas avoided him. While the ball was at its height I found her looking very beautiful and very pale, dressed simply in dark gray, and for the moment quite alone. The rooms are so warm and my head is aching,' I said to her. 'Would you mind going out with me a few mo ments ? Or are you engaged for the next Wdltz ?' 'I do not waltz, she answered, quiet ly. 'I will be glad of a moment iu the outer air ;' and arm in arm, we went along the wide hall, pausing briefly on the veranda. Below I saw a gleam of fire, and knew Donald Maclane was walking there—alone.' "Some gallant pays us a poor compli ment,' I laughed. 'I perceive the odor of a cigar,' very innocently, indeed. 'lf it should b? she began, and then the burning point was coming di rectly towards us, and I would not let her turn away. A tal' figure became plainly visible and the fleck of light took a flight, swifter than that of a firefly—Mr. Machine had seen us and flung his cigar away. •Come back ; come in ; let me go,' Mis? Douglass said.pantingly,as he left the shadows and she saw who it was, but I was determined and held her hand firmly. 'lt is only Mr. Machine,' I said, and then I addressed him. 'You don't seem very fond of balls Mr, Maclane,' I said, pleasantly. 'You came out for a smoke. Miss Douglas and I came out for a breath of air.' 'Miss Douglas !' he repeated, start ing plainly in the moonlight ; and then, gravely and clearly, with a touch of scorn in the sweet voice and a Lew dignity in the slim figure which had suddenly drawn to its full height, the girl spoke : 'I haye not been presented to tbis gentleman,' she said, coldly. 'I am quite a stranger to him.' 'Janet, my loye, have I found you ?' he questioned. And then she turned to me. 4 Will we not go in V she asked. 4 This gentleman has made a strange mistake.' •'Do not make one yourself, Miss Douglas,' 1 said quietly, liking the man before for the moved pallor of his fine face and pitying him for the pain upon it. I turned away and left them to gether. Later Janet came to me with tender, love lit eyes, and kissed me as though I had been her sister. 'I am so happy !' she said, softly ; •so very, very happy 1 And I bad steeled my heart against him and would have turned away without touch ing his hand when you spoke. 1 was an orphan, and Mrs. Maclane took me to her lovely home in the highlands ; and she showered on me all the kindly care and mother's love which she would haye giyen a daughter had she had one. •Then Donald loved me,and she grew suddenly cold as ice ; and she planned to keep us apart, for she had other, hopes for her only son. 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Transient adver tisements and locals 10 cents per line for flrt-t insertion and 5 cents per line for each addition al insertion sent from home on a tour, and then site—l cannot tell you how—made me believe that he had ceased to love me, that he wrote her of his love for a fair English girl whom he had met abroad and I got no letters. 1 grew wild with pain, and the Getce rebellion against my independence seemed to madden me. I gaye her his ring and every lit* tie love-gift, to be given him when he returned, and, eight years ago, with a few letters of introduction only and scarcely a farthing in my purse,l found myself on board a vessel bound for A merica.' Her voice faltered and Iter white hands clasped each other closely ; but in a moment she smiled. 'lt is past now,' she said softly ; 'all lias gone by now, and the future has nothing but love for me—for him. Mrs. Maclane is dead, and I can for give her because I am so happy,' Kindness to a Stranger. The other morning a man arrived in Detroit for some point in Kentucky having among his luggage three fish ing rods, two dogs, two guns, a tent and two pairs of rubber boots. He had heard that Michigan was chuck full of boss localities for a man on his vacation, and he asked Officer Button at the depot which way he'd better head from here. 'Want to camp out V 'Well, I've got a tent, but I guefs it will be safer to sleep in a hotel.' 'Want to fish ?' 'No, I dont care about it. I've brought my outfit along, but what's the use of catching fish ?' 'Those your hunting dogs ?' 'Yes, but they ain't worth their salt. It kind o' looks the thing to bring 'em along, and they are sort o' company like.' 'You have guns there !' 'Well, yes, but I never fired a gun in my life. It looks more business like to bring 'em, you know ?' 'Do you want to go in the woods V asked the officer.' 'No not particualarly. The woods are pretty damp and full of mosqui toes, and I can't see any fun in that.' 'Might go up to St Clair flats.' 'Yes, I might, but what's the use ? All I could do would be to stop at the hotel and catch a few fish and row a boat and shoot at a few birds.' 'How's Macdinac V 'lt's only an island. What's the use of sqatting down for a month on an island when we've got so much land in this county ?' 'Petoskey is a favorite resort,' said the officer. 'That's on the shore of the lake, and, I don't care for the water ' 'Why don't you go out to some farm house ?' 'Too lonesome.' 'Well, stay right here then.' 'Too lively.' 'See here, said Button as he turned around on him, 'what sort of a place are you looking for, anyhow 'Hanged if I know.' 'What made you come V 'Well, I have a four week's vaca tion, you know, and it seemed the tLing to go off somewhere.' 'Well if I were you I'd take the next train for home, and put in my vacation lying in my own dooryard.' 'I guess I will, yes that seems the best plan. Please keep an eye on my traps until I can buy a ticket, and I cau assure you I'm a thousand times obliged to you for your kindness to a stranger. Faithful to the Last*. The Indianapolis Sentinel says : Judge Durham, First Comptroller of the Treasury,was married theother day. He was, says the Boston Traveller , at his desk at work when ou eof his clerks entered. 'Why, Judge,' she exclaimed, 'here you are at work on your wedding day. 1 hear you are to be married at half past 3 o'clock, and here it is half past 2 ' The Comptroller looked up and said: 'Yes, lamto be married in an hour. I can finish this work in thirty min utes, and that will leave me just thirty minutes to dress and get to the house. You can rest assured that I will be there. The ceremony cannot go on without me.' THE HEAL CAPITALIST.— The Phila delphia Record says a capitalist is a man who having paid for his breakfast has enough enchangeable property re maining in his possession to pay for his dinuer. Yet there are theorists wh insist that there will be no happines* until all mankind are dead-broke after breakfast, and no one has anything and everybody has everything.