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Good Sample Room on First Floor. Free Buss to and from all trains. Special rates to witnesses and jurors- QUMMINS HOUSE, BISHOP STREET, BELLEFONTE, PA., EMANUEL BROWN, PROPRIETOR House newly reatted and refurnished. Ev erything done to make guests comfortable. Rates moderaf* tronage respectfully solici ted "J JRVIN HOUSE, (Most Central Hotel in the city.) •CORNER OF MAIN AND JAY STREETS LOCK HAYEN, PA. S.WOODSCALDWELL PROPRIETOR. Good sameple rooms for commercial Travel •ers.on first floor. R. A. BUMILLER, Editor. VOL. 60. il U\N K rr^CK 'lf there ain't them hens again,' said Elias Long, setti :R down the milk pail on the kitchen porch with a jeik The stout, pleasant faced woman to whom he spoke paused in the doorway with her bare arms twisted into her calico apron, and regarded Uio offenders mild ly. They were straggling through one of the numerous gaps in the broken-down fence which separated Mr. Long's gar den from that of his neighbor, Alvia Taleott—a procession of nine, clucking iti a croouing way and stepping high. They came on with composed delibera tion, pausing among the cucumbers with a contemplative air, skirting the radishes after a dissatisfied survey, and settling down at last among the toma toes with a chorus of victorious clucks. 'lt ain't going to do,' said Mr.Long, wiping a disturbed face with his old red silk handkerchief. 'I ain't going to stand it.' 'lt ain't likely he's thought of it,' said his wite, tranquilly. 'He can't think of nothing but that pesky crochet business,' rejoined Mr. Long, jerking his head toward his neighbor's yard, from which the sound of voices and the click of mallets pro ceeded. 'I ain't going to stand still and get ate out of house and home by nobody's hens, if you be.' 'Oh, laws. Elias !' Mrs. Long began, in easy remonstrance; but her husband bad seized an old tin dipper from the porch-shelf, aud was making for the ;omato-patch as fast as his sixty years would permit. There was a wild cack ling and scattering as he threw his dip per into the midst of the scratching flock, pursued them unrelentingly to the furthest possible point, and leaned exhaustedly against the sunken gate of the delapidatod fence. It was sunken with the weight of the many Triendly chats held across it since the long-ago period of its erection; 3hats held at all times of day and upon all subjects— politics, mowing machines, fertilizers, sewiug societies, crochet patterns, raised cake receipts, etc. Mr. Talcott's crochet ground was be fore him. Mr. Taleott himself stood near, leauing the weight of his small and wiry person on his mallet ; his bat over one ear, his cheerful, round face shining with eagerness, his whole atti tude expressive of watchful and pro found absorption. His eyes weie fixed upon Fie long figure of Bart Collicut, Hie champion crochet-player of the town, who stood at the other end of the ground in the act of striking. Old Dr. Blair, upon whose ball he was preparing to operate, regarded him seriously from his retire ment on the well-stone ; little Mr. Mc- Quirk, who had stepped across from his grocery to takß a fourth hand, and who was keeping ar eye on that edifice, fidged about in nervous apprehension aud dangerous proximity to the up raised mallet. Mr. Long surveyed Ihe scene with displeasure. He had,originally,strong- ly disapproved of Mr. Talcott'a crochet ground. He had not been sure that crochet was not on a level with'keerds' and gambling; and that a deacon of the church and a member of the town council should countenance and en courage such iniquity was a subject for grave reflection. From" this—after frequent glimpses and occasional considerations of the game, over th 9 fence—he had softened to the opinion that it was a waste of time and a pack of foolishness ; falling gradually into the habit, despite his convictions, of observing it regularly graduating from the fence to Mr. Tul cotl'a dooistep, and thus acquiring a tolerable knowledge cf its baleful methods. He bad even been known to manifest an interest in the game, to tender advice in a crisis, to give his opinion upon a disputed point, to join in applause of a good stroke. Bui he had always considered that his pres ence was something of a reproof and restraint. Just now, as he stood frown ing down the long bewicketed ground, nothing could have convinced him that he bad ever retreated in the least from his primal attitude of rigorous disap proval. 'I declaie for it !' said Mr. Talcott, exultingly, as the doctor's ball came bowling into the corner; 'we're getting right along 1 Come in,' he went 011 affably, turning to Mr. Long. 'lt looks as though we'd fix 'em this time, eh ?' Mr. Long shifted his position. 'You'll have to keep them hens of yourn to home,' he said. 'They're spoiling my garden jest about as fast as they can manage it.' Mr. Talcott's smiling face hardened. It was not the first time his neighbor bad mentioned the hens ; though never hitherto with so much decision. 'I don't really kuow as it's any of my concern,' be said ; *you can't jest expect lor me to be chasing hens eyer lastingly.' MILLHEIM, PA., THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 25., 1886. 'I do :iT kn nv but what you'd better be chasing bens thou wasting time over this lu re,' responded bis neighbor, sur veying the crochet-ground with stern ness in his long-featured face. Mr. Talcotl's small, bright eyes snap ped. 'You hain't no call, s I know of, to give no opinion whatsoever.' he retort ed. Mr. Long turned his eyes uprm h's irate countenance. Ho was slower to anger than his neighbor. 'About them bens,' lie said ; *1 rather guess this line fence better be fixed up; needs it. They couldn't get in then unless they should go round by the orehaid, and that ain't likely.' 'I haiu't been calculating to lay out anything on fences jest at present,'said Mr. Taleott, bracing himself ou his short legs defiantly. 'The laws allows,' rejoined his neigh bor, •that a man's obliged to pay half toward fixing up a fence that's been complained of.' 'I hadu't been calculating to lay out uo money on fences,' Mr. Taleott re peated, bis voice rising to a high pitch. Mr. Long's thin face grew grim. 'I dou't know as I eyer heard that the law makes exceptions of peoplo that are a little clus,' he observed. Mr. Taleott gasped. His hard,round cheeks were red with resentment ; his sharp eyes bhtztd. 'Your strike, Taleott,* said Mr. Mc- Quirk, shortly ; he had spent several moments in aiming for the middle wicket, and had failed to go through. 'You better jest think ovr about this fence,' said Mr. Long, as be turn ed stiffly away. Mrs. Taleott had come out of the house with a little bowl in her hands ; a thin woman, with pleasing remains of sandy-haired pretliness. 'I want you to take in some of my rising to Hannah,' she said. They had kuowti each other by their first names CM TULJR y-'" -, When Mrs. Long opened the kitchen door at 0 o'clock tiie next morning, and stood looking out at the early August day in the moment before the fried pork had sizzled it self quite brown, and the ctiffee come to a boil—her faculties concentrated themselves upon an unex pected circuuistauce just beneath her eyes. 'Eliis,'she said, 'he's tearing down* the line fence. He's got Job Dwyer helping him.' She was devoid of sus picions concerning the fact ; her voice ws merely inquiring. Mr. Long cirae to the door rather slowly. He stood there rubbing his chin doubtfully ; and then went down the steps and toward his neighbor's yard. Mr. Taleott was working energetical ly.. A pile of worm-eaten posts, pulled up by the roots, and broken pickets,lay before him. A little further down Job Dwyer was amassing a similar heap. Mr. Taleott appeared unaware of his neighbor's presence. lie snapped off another picket without speaking. He wore a forbidding look which set strangely on his ordinarily good-humor ed face. 'I thought likely you'd think better of it,' Mr. Long observed, with his eyes fixed warily on the other. 'This fence has been wanting fixing for quite a spell. I don't know as it's worth while teai ing it down; i tboughtmehbe a little fixing up'd do it. But I'm will ing to do my share, if you be calculat ing to build a new one.' After an un - responsive pause : 'You'recalculating to build a new one, 1 s'pose 1' 'Yes. I be,' Mr. Taleott rejoined, with acrimonious promptness. 'Jest fetch up that crowbar, Job. This post seems to atook root.' Something in his voice shook his neighbor's composure. But he carried off nis discomfiture creditably. 'Well,' he said, 'it'll he a good thing. I s'pose it ought to have been done be fore.' lie pulled a grass and chewed it undauntedly for two or three min utes before he went into the house. 'Well V said his wife, as she set the disli of pork on the table. 'He's set out to build a new line fence,'said Mr. Long, taking his seat and shoving bis knife up and down be tween the tines of bis fork. His wife turned to look at him. Her sharp intuitiou rooted out the dark side of the statement. 'You hain't had words with him, Elias ?'she said, a quick alarm in her pleasant face. 'Now, you didn't have no trouble with him yesterday about them hens ?' 'I told him,' said Mr. Lonpreaching for the coffee pot, 'his hens had been making tol'able free in my garden, and the fence had better be fixed up. If he's a mind to flare up like a fool, I don't know as it's any of my concern.' He took a swallow from his cup. Ilis wife watched him wistfully. She look ed dazed. 'You hain't ever had no trouble with him before,' she said. She did not eat any breakfast. A PAPER FOR TIIE HOME CIRCLE. Mr. Talcott and .Job U*yer worked fast. By night the old fence hid been demolished and carted into the wood house, and new board* stood letning against the well stone. By noon the next day the posts and scantlings wVne up and a yard of fence done. Mrs. Long got up from the dinner table to look at it, and turning a blank face upon her husband. 'Elias,' she said, 'he's got it moro'n two yards high.' Mr. Long stared at her. Then he recovered himself. 'lt don't make no sort of difference to me how high he's got it,'he snapped. '1 don't know what to make of it,' she said, coming back to the table,anx iously. '1 don't know why a lutla low picket like the old one wouldn't done jest as well. You can look right through it jest as well as though there wasn't nothing there; and it was handy to hand things across.' She went about the house that day with an uneasy apprehension in her face. 'I don't know what to make of it,' she kept on thinking, in a troubled way. She knew by the next night. The new line fence wasdone. It was seven feet high. There wae nothing to be seeu across it except the upper half of Mr. Talcott's house, the tops of the trees and the bam roof It rose tall and stern and forbidding. And there was no gate. It was a hostile, uncom promising barrier. It was an effective monument to Mr. Talcott's wrath and resentment. The summer passed on into the fall, and the fall became raw and windy, and eventually snowy. Mr. Talcott aud Mr. Long did not speak to each other when they met in street or the postoflico or the black smith shop ; they passed each other grimly. When Mr. Talcott was ap pviinted to the school board, of which Mr. Long was already a member. he sent iu a resignation. When Mr.Long was put on a church committee of which Mr. Talcott was one, he refused to act. it became rapidly known that the two old neighbors were 'not on speak ing terms;' aud the c.uses aud oircura stancea of the rupture were not a mjs tery. Feople came on varying pretexts to lovik at the fence, from one side or the other, and hear the story in detail. Often they went thence oyer to the other side, aud listened with interest to the complimental version. The whole affair, perhaps, was welcomed as a break in the monotony of the general amicableness. It was j'kuown, too, that Mrs. Long aud Mrs Talcott were not active par ticipants iu the quarrel. Their old pleasant companioushipseemed virtual ly ended ; their backyard intercourse was necessarily cut off, and they had ceased to run in of an evening. But this was because neither tell 'free to enter her neighbor's house,' as matters stood; and because, in their timid wo manly subuiissiveness, t hey obeyed the unspoken commands of their husbands rather than face the displeasure which would have followed a defiance of tliem. They smiled when they met each oth er ; they lingered in the church, vesti bule to exchange good-morning. Once Mrs. Long sent in a dish of fresh fried cakes by a neighbor's boy. He told her ,that Mrs. Taicott had burst out crying. She had emptied the dish and sent it back full of p.pp'e sauce. The autumn days filled the air with the dim blue vapor and not unpleasant odor of bonfire smoke. Mr. Talcott was late with his. He had put it off till his fall clearing was done—the gar den freed of the dried and empty bean vines, and raked off ; the weeds pulled up which had flourished powerless for harm during the last month or two, and which now stood black and frozen; a few dead bushes cut down, and the fruit trees trimmed here and there. It was late in November when the pile lay ready, low down in the garden in a comer of the plundered potato patch. In some of its rough hollows lay the remains of a thin snow. Mr. Talcott lighted it directly after supper. Now and then lie replenished it; at 8 o'clock it was still burning, lie sat down on an old stump to look at it as it leaped and flickered itself out, lighted up a broad space around it and shining on the high fence. His wife had come out with a shawl over her head and watched it a few minutes, and gone in. A spark from the subsiding fire snap ped into a little pile of dried stalus half a rod distant, and they flamed up. A twig took lite from them and burned to its end, and a loose splinter blazed in its turn. He watched the curious lit tle line of light as it ate its flickering way along. There was a small deposit of dead leaves diifted up against the tall fence ; they took the alarm, and glowed and crackled smartly. And then the flames mounted up, and grew broader and redder—the fence had caught fire. Mr. Talcott got up and walked ovr to it. Then he turned, with scarcely the haste which might, have been look ed for, and started for the pump. lie seemed rather to linger on the way ; when he reached it, he stood for a mo ment without doing anything particu lar before he tilled a wooden pall,which lay near, and went back with it. The fence was tlaming brightly ; but he stopped to pick out a chip which bad got stuck into the sole of ins boot, and tied t lie old woolen muffl-r be wore a round his neck with hands which were not quite steady. Then he peered all about him, in an oddly guilty way, emptied his pail of water on the ground, and went and sat down on the stump again. He looked cold and anything but heroic ; but there was a new found warmth within him. There was quite a crowd about the place half an hour later, looking at the blackened remains of the line fence several men, attracted by the flames, and a few women hastily wrapped up. Mr. Talcott had a good deal to say about the way it happened. He said a hot.fire was a plagued thing—you nev er knew what it was going to do ; you couldn't feel safe with one if you didu't watch it every minute. He dwelt on the ineflicacy of water when once a fire bad got started, and pointed to the empty pail, where it lay on the ground, in conclusive proof of the point. Mr. Long had come out and watched the conflagration from a discreet dis tance. But he had drawn gradually closer, till he finally stood poking over the warm cinders with one foot. Mr. Talcott stood near by. They did not look at each other for a moment. Then the latter spoke, in a voice made high and sharp by the greatness of the effort. 'SVent down jest like paper.' ha said. 4 I guess there couldn't anybody a-stop ped it. I couldn't do anything against it—nothing at ail !' He felt that he TBgatned by this some of the dignity he had lost in his own conception;he look ed relieved. His neighbor d'd not reply directly. The darkness hid his softened perturb ed expression, and he was not the per son to make it manifest. Ilis tone, when lie spoke, was composed and even condescending. 'According to law,' he said, I s'pose I'm called on to put up the next one. I s'pose I might do it any time ; 1 aiu't so terrible busy jest at present.' 'Well,' said Mr. Talcott, looking dowif the garden. 'I ruther guess you had better build a picket. I guess a picket will da full as weil. You haiu't heard how old L.ui Pearsou is, have you ?' He Hadn't Been at Gettysburg. 'Xo, I didn't lose that 'leg in the war,' replied a stranger yesterday, as lie leaned up against a cold wall of the postoffice. 'I used to claim that my leg was shot off at the battle of Antie tam, but one day something happened to cure me of lying. I was stumping along the highway in Ohio, and stop ped at a farm house to beg for dinner. 'Where did you lose that leg V asked the woman. ' 'At Gettysburg.' •Sit down till 1 call my husband. 'lie came in from the barn,and I was asked where my regiment was sta tioned in the battle. •In the cemetery,' I replied. ' 'Oli ! Well, my son Bill was in the cemetery, too. I'll call him in.' 'Bill soon came in, and he wanted to know what particular gravestone I took shelter behind. I said it was a Scotch granite monument. "Oli I* grunted Bill. 'My brother Bob was behind just such a stone, and I'll call him in.' 'Bob came in, and he swore a mighty oath that lie was there alone.- He sort o' pre-empted that monument, and re membered the inscription to a word. However, to give me the benefit of a doubt, I was asked to name my compa ny and regiment. ' 'Company B, Fifth Ohio,' I prompt ly answered. 'Oh ! Brother Jim was in that com panv. I'll call him in.' 'Jim came in, took a square look at me, and remarked : ' 'Stranger, our regiment wasn't within 200 miles of Gettysburg during the war 1' 'I said Twenty-fifth 1 Of course the Fifth wasn't there.' • 'Oh ! I'll call in my brother Aaron. He was in the Twenty-fifth.' 'Aaron came in, called me a wooden legged liar, and I was pitched over the fence into the road. They've got this war business down so tine that you can't go around playing roots on the country no more, and the best way is to own right up that you got druuk and got in tiie way of a locooiotiye.' M. Quad. With money, come poor relations ; with property, taxes ; with the winter, pneumonia, and with the summer, cholera and base ball. Terms, SIOO per Year, in Advance. PLUNDERING A SAFE. A Sloop- \\ alkinar Merchant Caught in His Own Trap. I was a clerk to Mr. Parkman—con fidential clerk—and knew as uiucli of the business as liu did. fie was au old bachelor, and lived in the rooms over the counting-house. 11 is servant was a fellow about 40 years old, a native of Africa, and so black that ebony was nothing to him. I never liked him, but Mr. Parkman thought him a treas ure. ills name was Seiplo. lie al ways dressed in white, too, winter or summer. I don't really think that my dislike began until the day Mr. Park man missed the first money from the safe. That was iu winter, about the end of December. I had locked the money up the night before, in Mr. Park man's "presence. It was a pay ment made just as we were about to close—not a great sum, only a hundred dollars. Only Mr. Parkman and I knew the combinations of the lock. It et when I came in the morning it was gone. I confess that my mind flew at once to Scipio. I yentured to hint this to Mr. Parkman but I thought he would have knocked me down for the sugges tion. 'Scipio would die for me,' he said. 'I should be more apt to suspect that fly-away young Robinson of ours.' Robinson was a young fellow of twenty-six, Mr. Parkman was about fifiy. lie had taken Robinson into his employment on the recommendation of the silent partner of the firm, Mr. (Jakes. He would have* been glad of some decent excuse to be rid of him, but the young man did his duty so well that no one could find fault with him and was so polite that he could not be quarreled with. Miss Merivale couldn't help liking him best, I should thiuk, and both wanted her. Fathers generally go with the money-bag ; but, naturally enough, Mr. Parkmau disliked Robiusou very much. When a man has such a reason for disliking another he's not likely to show it openly. lie tried to hide it; but I saw it plainly. Six months after fifty dollars went in the same mysterious manner. A little while more a much larger sum, and, at last, one night, a great package of bonds, worth twenty thousand dol lars. Mr. Park man had set detectiyes on the watch before. lie did it again ; but they could discover nothing. They decided that Scipio was as ignorant of the proper means of opening the safe as a monkey. I made up my mind that he knew ell about it, but though X tried to catch him he baffled me. Mr. Park man swore he would find the raicai if be were above ground, and abused the detectives for their stupidity. At last, on day, he called me into his private otiice, and opening a square box, show ing me something that puzzled me. 'lt's a thief trap,' said Mr. Parkman. 'Let the thief get his hand into this and he'll never get it Icose again with out help. It will spoil his beauty too, I fancy.' Then he locked the horrible box again, and told me that he should put it in the safe that night. 'Remember,'said he,'not a word to anyone.' I slept soundly until about one o'- clock in the morning, when I was a wakened by a terrible explosion. I started to my feet in an instant, but at first I could not remember where I was. Wheu I did, however, I guess ed at once that the souud I heard came from the office where the safe stood, and that the thief had been caught at last in the infernal machine. I hurried on my clothes, rushed to Mr. Paik man's room and found his bed empty, and, expecting I .know not what hor ror, made my way to the office. A man had been caught in the trap, but it was not Scipio. The poor fellow howling and wringing his hands, stood staring oyer my shoulder. The man at the safe was dressed in his night clothes. He had sunk down upon his knees, and blood was streaming oyer his body. A moment more and I bent over him, aud saw Mr. Parkman him: self. He was not mortally wounded, and the first words he said to me as he came to were these : 'Hubble, dun't tell any one what a fool I've been. I used to walk iu my sleep when a boy. I forgot that. I must have taken to it again.' All the missing money, as well as the bonds, were found in an old hair trunk in an attic. Mr. Parkman said he was thinking about that trunk when he felt his hand gripped and heard the explo sion, as he had felt and heard things in dreams ; and when he recovered, which was not for many months, Robinson aud Miss Merivale were married. I must say Mr. Parkman came out bright just then. I was proud of him. He sent the young pair a set of silver with his compliments. To keep insects out of bird cages, tie up a little sulphur in a bag and suspend it in the cage. Red ants will neyer be found in closets or drawer if a small bag of sulphur be kept constantly in these places. 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When sponge cake becomes dry it is nice to cut in thin slices and toast. To remove mildew, soak in butter milk and spread on the grass in the sun. To prevent mustard plaster from blistering, mix it with the white of an egg. Never put lalt into soup when cooking till it has been thoroughly skimmed, as salt prevents the skum from rising. When the burners of lamps become clogged with char, put tbem in a strong soap suds and boil awhile to clean them. Boiled starch can be touch improv ed by the addition of a little sperm or a little salt, or poth, or a little dissol ved gum artibic. To brighten the inside of a coffee or tea pot, fill with water, add a small piece of soap, and let it boil about for ty-five nunutes. If matting, counterpanes, or bed spreads have oil spots on them, wet with alcohol, rub with bard soap, and then rinse with clear, cold water. It is said that canned berries retain their flavor, and keep better, when a buttered cloth is laid over the top of the jar before screwing down the cov er. Nurses in a sick room shouid not , sit or stand too near the patient, and above all things they should avoid talking when leaning over a sick per son. A liquid black lead for polishing stoves is made by adding to each pound of black lead one gill o'f turpen tine, one gill of water, and an oance of sugar. A Horse Trade. G. W. Bulger is one of the best horse traders in Western Texas. Not long since he offered for sale a large bay horse to Colonel Witherspoon, who thinks he knows all that is to be known about a horse. Colonel Wit he rape on bought the horse at a very low price. Gilhooly, who happened to be preseut when the trade was made, took the purchaser aside and said to him : 'Colonel Witherspoou, how did yon come to let yourself be taken in on that horse ? Don't you see that he is lame in his left hind leg V' Colonel Witherspoon winked and whispered to Gilhooly. 'I am not fooled al)Tamea urt Tn tTiai horse. I know he is lame, but his lame ness comes from a nail in his hoof. I'll just have that nail pulled out, and then the horse will not limp and will bo worth twice what I gave for him. It's a big bargain and don't you give it a way.' Gilhooly whistled and remarked, • Well, you are a shrewd one after all.' 'lt will be a cold day when I get left on a horse trade,' replied Witherspoou, as he led off his limping purchase. Next day Gilhooly met G. W. Bulger. 'Bulger, you are not as smart at a horse trade as 1 thought you were. You let Witherspoon have that horse for half what he is worth.' 'Are you sure of that ?' 'Certainly I am. That lameness comes from a nail in the hoof. With erspoon will pull the nail out, cure up the sore place, and the horse will be worth twice what he paid you.' 'I don't think so,' replied Bulger, 'I know all about, that nail in the horse's hoof. I droye it in myself.' 'You did ?* 'Yes, you see I wanted people to be lieve that it was the nail that made him limp, but lie was lame before. He will keep on being lame after that nail is out. He always will be lame. Do you see now ?' •Well, yes, I think I do. I'm glad you told me. When I want to buy a horse I know who not to buy from.'— Texas Sif tings. Perils of Lake Navigation. Commander Bartlett, TJ. S. N., has expressed his belief that at least half the vessels lost last season on the lakes might have been saved by the judicious use of oil on the troubled waters. But oil won't give a ship sea-room or keep a sharp rock from piercing a ship's bottom. The fact is, a good many expedients that can be worke'd to advantage in navigating the high seas are quite impracticable on the lakes an account of limited sea room. It is said that there are more vessels lost on the great lakes annual ly than on any two oceans.— Boston I Commercial Advertiser.