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JGEAVER & GEPHART, Attorneys-at-Law, BELLEFONTE, PA. Office on Alleghany Street. North of High Street HOUSE, ALLEGHENY ST., BELLEFONTE, PA. o. G. MCMILLEN, PROPRIETOR. Good Samftle Room on First Floor. .Free Buss to and from all trains. Special rates to witnesses and jurors. QUMMINS HOUSE, BISHOP STREET, BELLEFONTE, PA., EMANUEL BROWN, PROPRIETOR House newly refitted and refurnished.. Ev- Arvthinir doue to make guests comfortable. tronage respectfully soUci ted ___ TRVIN HOUSE, (Most Central Hotel in the city.) COBNER OF MAIN AND JAY STREETS, LOCK HAVEN, PA. S.WOODS CALDWELL PROPRIETOR. Good ample Rooms for Commercial Travel are on ft ret floor. B. A. BUMILLER, Editor. VOL. 59. WOOING HIS WIFE. Although Farmer Tucker had long dreamed of a visit to Chatauqua, when he found himself at the Mecca of de vout excursionists, the brawny mar. was tempted to doubt his own iudenti ty. The holiday surroundings were wholly unlike anything to which he was accustomed in his prosy New Eng land home; the rich, crowded program offertd Was in striking contrast to the dull mouotouy of farm life. When this son of toil first entered the audi torium, and saw the rustic amphi theatre crowded with thousands of peo ple listening breathlessly to the full, sweet tone of the grand organ, his cramped selfish heart was strangely touched and expanded. For an instant the wish crept iu that he had asked Jane if she would like to come, too. But there was not much time for his own thoughts, lor as the music ceased, a white-haired gentleman arose and announced the name of an orator who is well knowu from Maine to Califor nia. "Well, now, it beats all to think I'm going to heai the inau I've wanted to hear for mor'u twenty years," Farmer Tuckei whispered to himself. .The lec turer commenced his brief address with one of hi 3 inimitable descriptions. The story was of a man who applied for a divorce, and was advised by his eminent lawyer to try the effect of making Jove to his wife as he had done before marrying her, instead of resort ing to the measures be had proposed. It included also an account of a late visit when the happy husband with drew his application, and, fairly danc ing with glee, assured the lawyer that his experiment had worked like a charm, "Sally had become an amiable and affectionate wife as a man could ask to have." Ills representation of the scene drew forth long applause,but Samuel Tucker's interest was of too serious a nature to permit his joining in the laughter. As if unconscious for a moment of the multitude about him, he said, in an uudeitooe: "I'd be willing to take my oath that wouldn't work with Jane. All I have to say is, that man's wife was different from mine; I'd as soon think of feeding serrep to a mummy ss to begin spark ing again with her." At length he quieted his conscience with the determination to prove that his estimate of his wife was correct. "When Igo home," he said to him self, I'll just show the woman some lit tle attentions, and I'll see they won't have anymore effect on her than they would on the old bay mare. Jane's bound to be sullen and obstinate, and I suppose I may as well make up my mind to it." On reaching home the resolution was not easily carried out. When Mr.Tuck er planned some gallantry toward his wifo the very thought made him feel so unnatural and foolish that [postpone* meut resulted, but the Sabbath offered an opportunity so convenient that he improved it. The farm was nearly a mile from church, yet Samuel Tucker bad for years been in the habit of driving home alone, leaving bis wife to attend the Sunday school and then walk home as nest she could through mud or dust. Great was Mrs.Tucker's astonishment, therefore, on the Sabbath after bis re turn, to find him waiting for her at the close of the Bible service. The faint est suspicion that be had driven back to church for her did not cross the good woman's mind ; she supposed he had business with some of the brethren,and hesitated whether to walk on as usual or to suggest waiting [for him, when the farmer called out: "It's just as cheap to ride as to walk." Silently the woman took her seat in the buggy and silently they drove home, much to the husband's satisfaction, for it seemed to him a proof of the woman's dull, unap preciative nature. "She didn't act pleased, but was only dazed like, as I knew sbe would be," be muttered, as he went about his midday 'chores.' At the same time Mr. Tucker was conscious of having performed a most praise-worthy act, and felt so comfort able that be resolved to repeat the ex periment. So on the following Sabbath Jane again found her husband in wait' ing, and, as she mounted the huh bug gv, ventured to utter a half-audible 'thank you,' and to ask Samuel if he had been waiting long. To which Mr. Tucker replied that he bad just reached the church, and didn't know but what he might find she had started on foot. This reply seemed to Jane a positive assurance that hei husband had really returned for the sole purpose of taking her home; and her chilled heart glowed with warmth unknown for years. She longed to tell her husband how much Bhe[appreciated his trouble,but imagin ed it would sound "so foolish" that she kept her pleasure to herself. The third Sabbath was rainy, and as she washed the breakfast dishes Mrs. MILLHEIM PA, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 19., 1885. Tucker kept thinking : "I wonder if Samuel means to come for me this noon ; it would be such a help in the rain ; I've half a 'mind to ask him I" This resolution was soon satisfied with the reasoning which had silenced many similar resolves in the past ten yeais. "No; I won't ask no favors; if he don't think enough of me to come, why ho needn't." Although proudly unwill ing to seek any attentions, June longed for some demonstration of her hus band's love and care. She h.ul walked home in the ram too often to greatly dread such exposure. But a week be fore the wife had tasted tlie joy of be ing considered, and louged for some further proof of her companion's affec tions. Mrs. Tucker's heart leaped for joy when at noon she saw the old mare's head from the lecture-room window. Indeed, her hungering heart became quite manageable, and, entering the carriage door, melted Jane sobbed out: "I'm sure it's very good of you, Sa muel, to come for me this rainy day," and then the tears flowed so fast that further words were impossible. Completely taken by surprise, Mr. Tucker exclaimed, "I declare, I hadn't no idee you'd care so much about it !" "I wouldu't mind the walk," re sponded the wife, "but—Samuel—l'm so happy to have you care enough about me to come." The strong man was brushing away a tear from his own cheek now, bis tender, better nature was mastering the hard, selfish spirit which had long possessed him, and with coughiog and choking : "Jane, I see I've made an awful botch of our married life ; if you have a mind to forgive me, I'll see if I can't treat you from day to day as a woman ought to be treated." ? This confession was all too much foi the weeping wife, and she answered quickly : "You're not a bit more to blame than I am ; I've beeu proud and obsti nate ; but I tell you what it is, we will begin all over again." The ice was now thoroughly broken, and that afternoon Faimer Tucker and his wife had a long talk oyer the past and the future. And in the evening, when they were about to start for the prayermeeting to be he'd in the neigh boring school house, the renewed hus band stooped and kissed his wife, say ing : "Jane,l've been a-thinking that mar ried life ain't so different from farming or any other occupation. Now I ain't such a fool as to thiuk a field will keep a-yielding if I only enrich it once and plant it once ,• I have to go oyer the same ground every season ; and here I suppose you was a-going to do as you did when we were a-courtiug, without me doing my .part at all." "If I hadn't changed any maybe you would always have been as tender as you used to be," pleaded his wife. "Perhaps so and perhaps not ; but I don't mean to leave vou to try no such plan. I tell you what it is, Jane, I feel as if we hadn't never really beeu mar ried till to-day. It most seems as if we ought to take a wedding touer." "I'm afraid we'll have to wait until next summer for that," was the smil • iug response, "I suppose we shall, but we'll take it then certain ; and I'll tell you where we'll go, wife—that's to Chautauquy." For Young Men to Remember. That clothes don't make the man. That if they once get in debt they may never get out of it. That parting the hair in the middle brings on softening of the brain. That to deal honorably with all men they begin with their washerwoman. That they need something more sub stantial than cigars, kid gloves and a cane to start housekeeping with. That they-caa't reckon on their fath er's fortune to bring them through life. Fortunes are slippery things better have something besides to fall back on. That a girl who decks herself in the latest things out, and parades the streets while her mother does the wash ing, isn't worth wasting much loye on. That a fellow who deliberately pro poses matrimony to a girl when he can't support himself, is either a first class fraud or a fool—unless he mar ries for money and becomes her hired man. A VERY PRACTICAL WOMAN. This short, but pointed conversation between two ladies was overheard in front of the Japanese wood carver's stall at the Ignatious Hall exhibition. They were attentively regarding the carved figure valued at $3 000. "It's a wonderful piece ot work, of course; but I wouldn't give $3,000 for any old wooden man." 'Well, I should say not. Why, if I had $3,000 I could afford to have a live one.' A PAPER FOR THE HOME CIRCLE. In a Watery Grave. Torriblo Disaster to the Steamer Algoma. ONLY FIFTEEN OUT OF ONE HUNDRED ANI) TWENTY SURVIVE TO TELL THE AWFUL STORY—A THRILL ING EXPERIENCE. From ilm Ilarrisburg PATRIOT. DETROIT, Mich., Nov. ll.—An Ow en Sound, Ontario, dispatch says : As far as can be learned the passenger list and crew of the Algoma comprised o ver 120 persons. The Canadian Pacific officials are very reluctant to disclose the facts. It is, however, believed that a large number of passengers were taken on at Sault Ste. Marie. Geuerai Manager Beatty, of the Canadian Pa cific will say nothing definite as to the number lost, while other officials freely state that fully one hundred have gone down with the vessel. The latest list of the saved makes the total 15. STORY OF THE ACCIDENT. The following account of the steam er disaster is given in a special from Port Arthus to the Winnipeg Free Press : The steamer Algoma cleared from Owen Sound about 4 o'clock in the af ternoon of Thursday,the sth inst.,with freight aHd passengers for Port Arthur. Nothing of any account occurred dur ing the voyage to Sault Ste. Marie, which point was made on Friday. The boat passed White Fish Point about 1 o'clock in the afternoon on Friday. The wind was at that time blowing a stiff breeze from east north east. At White Fish Point sail was made aud the boat proceeded on her way un der a full head of steam, the wind in creasing in violence, accompanied by suow and sleet. At 4 o'clock Saturday morning the wind shifted to the northeast and a vi olent storm raged. The sea was run ning mountains high, and the boat was tossed about like a cork. utes later the order was given to take in and put the wheel hard a star board to bring the ship about and head out on the lake aguiu on account of the snow and darkness While the ship was coming about she struck the poiut known as Point Greenstone, on Isle Itoyale, about fifty miles from Port Arthur and one mile from the passage of the Island light-house, which has been abandoned since the first of the month. After striking the first time the boat urged ahead, being driven by the wind. A second shock occurred shortly after the first. The vessel struck the reef violently at the fore side of the boiler, and she immediately commenced to break up. Most of the passengers and a number of the crew were in bed at the time,but were rudely awakened by the shock, and the scene that followed beggars de scription. Water poured in through the broken vessel and over the bul warks,putting out the fires in the furn aces and extinguishing the electric lights. The screams of women and children were heard above the fury of the storm. The crew hurried hither and thither, doing what they could in the darkness to render assistance ; but their efforts were of little avail, for in less than 20 minutes after the vessel struck, the-en tire forward portion of the boat was carried away, together with the cargo and human freight. Several clung to the rigging and life-line the Captain had stretched along the boat, but were soon swept away by the sea and swal lowed up by the angry waves. The stern of the boat was steadily dashed up on tlie rock, and those who were not too much exhausted by fitigue and benumbed by the cold crept to the after steerage and sought its welcome shelter. Less than an hour after strik ing all was over. The survivors re mained from the time of the disaster— -4 o'clock Saturday morning—until Monday morning at 10 o'clock, exposed to the inclement weather with but lit tle food and clothing. They were at the time sighted hy some fishermen, who came to their rescue. After taking the shipwrecked people troru their position and placing them on the Isle lloyale, where a fire was kindled for their comfort, the fish ermen went out and intercepted the Athabasca, which was coming in a bout ten miles away. Captain Foote, of that vessel, immediately put about and took the sufferers on board, and they were brought here. The bodies of Frost and Emerson were also brought in. A DISUUSTEP BRITON. An English nobleman in reduced circumstances moved to Western Tex as. Not long since the English exile, meeting Col. H. 13. Andrews, Vice- President of the sunset Railroad, said: "Hit's a blawsted kentry, ye knaw. I'm going 'orae to bold England.' 1 'What's the matter with the coun tjy?." 'Why hit's beastly. If a man j don't work he don't get anything to eat, ye knaw. I could have that at • 'ome much cheaper, ye knaw." TROLLING FOR ALLIGATORS. AN INFERNAL MACHINE WHICH BLEW A BLOODY REPTILE INTO A THOUSAND PIECES. (N. Y. Sun.) We found him after a three days' hunt: Just above the mouth of a creek flowing into the St. John's River was a small bay, or lagoon, and as we rowed softly into this we caught sight of him. lie was the biggest, ugliest-looking al ligator ever seen in the state of Florida. He was two-thirds out of water on the sandy shore, and on the part of his body thus exposed we could see the marks of a dozen bullets. It was evi dent, from his size and wrinkles, that he wss an old denizen—a boss among alligators. How many darkies, pigs and calves he had picked up during his career could only be guessed at, but he was sized up as having taken in his full share of this world's goods. We were after his Highness. Among our party was a machinist, who had iu yented an infernal machine. It was a clock-work arrangement to explode gun powder, and we had been hunting for some autocrat, monopoly or tyrant to try it on. We looked upon the alliga tor as the personification of all three individualities and corporations, and we wanted to strike a telling blow for freedom. As soon as we discovered his hiding place we dropped back to the river, and the machinist prepared his surprise. The clock was set to run for half an hour, and the entire machine, properly charged, was encased in a large neck piece of beef brought from the hotel kitchen. The beef was wound with wire, and then we were ready. The idea was that the "alligator made his home in the lagoon, and that he was not likely to leave it undei ordinary circumstances. A negro was landed and sent through the bushes to scare the old monopolist out of his sleep and off the shore. This was a feat easily accomplished, although the reptile seemed mad and insulted as he took to the water. We then rowed into the lagoon, a stout fish-line was tied to the beef, and we began trolling for alligators. Using the oars very softly, we rowed back and fortli across the lagoon, with the beef drawn along on the bottom. From the time the clock was set to the moment we entered the lagoon was full fifteen minutes. When we had used up five minutes of the other fifteen things be gan to look discouraging. Somebody besides the alligator might get blown up. We had exactly eight minutes left when the machinist called out; "He's got it! He's got it! Pull for the shore!" Somebody or something had grabbed the baited line with such eagerness that the man had to let it go. He had taken the precaution to attach a float, and as we stood on the shore we saw this float make a circuit of the lagoon. Ilis Itoyal Nibbs had got it, and if that in fernal machine was of any good he wculd soon be made to feel real unhap py- We got back on a rise of ground a bout thirty feet from the water and waited. The four or five minutes seem ed twenty, and we were beginning to despair, when the alligator suddenly breached like a whale, and at the same moment the explosion took place. There was a horrible muss. Meat and pieces of meat spattered the sand and bushes, and about half the tail was blown thirty feet into a tree to lodge there. The smell for the next ten min utes would have discounted all the skunks in Ohio, and we had to push back a quarter of a mile and wait for a cold wave to carry it off. Tho infernal machine was a success. It had exploded to the yery minute. It had begun from way back in the alliga tor's system and given him a surprise party which tickled liira to death. A SHORT HOMILY ON CHILDHOOD. 'Now, Bobby,' warned the old gen tleman, as the family sat down to din ner, 'you mustn't bother Mr. Feather ly with foolish questions. In the presence of older people little boys should be seen, not heard.' 'I was only goin' to ask him one,' said Bobby, with an injured air. 'All right, Bobby,' laughed Feath erly, very much amused, 'go ahead. You mustn't be to hard on Bobby, Mr. Hendricks,' he continued, turning to that gentleman, 'little boys are all alike; the world to them is full of the strange and inexplicable 1 And, after all, what are we but children of a lar ger growth? Er—what is it, Bobby, that you want to ask me ?' 'I was goin' to ask you about your eyes.' 'My eyes V 'Yes. Pa says that a silver dollar to yon looks as big as a cartwheel.' NOTICE. —The new Process Roller Flour, manufactured by J. B. Fisher, Penn Hall, is for sale at D. S. Kauff | man & Co's new store, .Main street ' JWillheim, Pa. Terms, SIOO per Year, in Advance. His Dead Son Alive. The Prayers of the Righteous Availeth Much. After Many Years a Father's Rep utation is Cleared of a Terrible Suspioion by His Mou-nad Boy 's Return. From the PATinorof Nov. mil. 'BS. Miffuntowst, Pa, Nov. 12. —At the extreme western end o,at a point where the counties of Huntingdon, Franklin, Perry aid Juniata join each other, there lives a latni'y by the name of l)i --vinney, over whom a cloud of murder has been hanging for many years. Porter Divinney was In the habit of having frequent quarrels with his young son, sometimes becoming a> an gry that he threatened the lad's life. Several years ago while the father and son were engaged at wotk in the field, his father ordered the boy to g> on an errand, but he refused. TliofaHier be came very much enraged and beat his son, telling the lad that if he did not obey he would kill him. The son took his departure fiom the fattier in u mel ancholy mood, and was not seen or heard of in the community from that time About two years after the above oc currence a party of sportsmen, who were hunting on the mountains near near Roxbury, Franklin- county, came upon the charred remains of a human being, and suspicion was at once arous ed that the bon&s were those of young Divinney, who had so mysteriously dis appeared. Upon the disovery being made the father appeared to be frantic with grief, and at once made infor mation against his cousin, W. H.Knox, of near Blair's Mills, Huntingdon Co., charged him with the murder of his son, and Knox was arrested and lodg ed in jail at Ctiamnersburg, Franklin county. Knox declared his innocence, and a number of promineat citizens went to Chambersburg in his behalf and proved an alibi, showing to the sat isfaction of all that he was not in the neighborhood at the time ithe crime was supposed to have been committed, and he was released from custody. The opinion was expressed that Porter Di viiiiiey was guilty of murdering his own son, and almost the entire com munity heartily acquiesced, and a war rant was issued for his arrest. Divin ney was taken before a Justice, and although, what appeared to be ample circumstantial evidence was given to hold him on the charge of homicide, the Justice deemed it insufficient, and he was also giveu his liberty. Al though the Justice declared him inno cent, the citizens still loosed upon and believed him to be the real murder er. Divinney had always been regarded as a man of a very wicked disposition, but from the day of his acquittal before the Justice his neighbors refused to be friendly with him, and in their minds looked upon him as a murderer, al though he time and again showed by his great grief that he was at least en titled to a doubt of being guilty of the terrible crime. It is said that the boy's mother even was moved by the moun tain of evidence to doubt the father's innocence. Life and its burdens of wickedness became unbearable, and Dlyinney sought refuge in the spirit of God, at a religious revival held at Waterloo,cast ing his load upon Him whose love pass eth all understanding, and since that time the repentant man has lived the life of a consistent and conscientious Christian. He has publicly prayed to God for the deliverance of his son, so that the community would be satisfied that he was innocent of the charge of murder. But notwithstanding his prayers, the dark suspicion of murder was still iu the minds of the people. At home it is said the father and mother of the boy, although living under the same roof and eating from the same table, would rarely speak to each other. Years passed by, and the people still believed that the bones found on the mountain near ltoxbury were those of young Divinney, and that the father was the murderer. One day last week, to the surprise of all and to the great joy of trie grief-striken parents, the so n who was mourned as dead made his ap pearauce at the old homestead, alive and well, but grown almost to man hood. The mother could hardly believe that he who stood before her Was the son who left home so suddenly aud mysteriously many years ago. But he gave so full an account of his departure and wanderings since that eventful day when his father and he quarreled in the field, that all doubts in the mother's mind were set at rest, and the father, mother and long-lost son embraced each other and gave praise to God amid a throng of neighbors for the safe deliver ance of their beloved son, and the re moval of the terrible charge that had clung to the father for so many years. The lad when he left the parental I roof wandered through the country un til he lauded iu one of the Western NO. 45. NBWSPAFEB LAWS If subscribers order the disconthmntinn of newspapers, the puMistier* may continue to send them until alf arroacaj&s.are paid. If refuse or nejiipef to tat e their ne wspaiers from theoflleeto whiuli they ai*e sent they are held responsible until tliey ha resettled the hills aid ordered them discontinued. If subscribers move to other places without in forinlnp the publisher, ami the newspapers are sent to the former place, they arc rcsjwinblbie. I . i_. . _ ADVERTISING BATES. 1 wk. 1 mo. 18 mos. fi bios. I yen 1 square 42 00 14 00 sft 00 icon # BDO Vi 44 " oft 10 ou 1500 3000 40 Oo I . 10 00 IS (to I 25*00 45 00 f 75 00 Ono inch makes a stniare. Administrators antf Executory Notices KM. Transient ad ver tlsementsuud locals locebta per line for firs insertion and 0 cents pr line for each addition al insertion States, where he engaged work with a farmer and remained there until a few weeks ago,when he was made cognizant , of the charge against his father, and he decided to pay his parents a visit, and | thus relieve the odium that *ajt weighing on the father's mind,and with this idea in view he arrived at the old homestead last week. It waa truly a happy relief to the father, who had grown aged through grief. The family that has been despondent and gloomy for years is now a happy and united family. It still remains a mystery as to whom the remains found on the moun- ' taiu near Roxbury Belonged. A Scientific Teacher. How He Rather More Than Filled the Bill. "Two years ago this fall," said Uncle Josiah Windless 4 "there come 'long a young feller with a pale yeller face an' head, an'a slick lookiu', but slim figfF, and wanted the position o' the school Board. I have sense lost the office, ow in' partly to a slight change, politically, in the surroundiu' ken try, and partly to the dereliction o' some o' uy friends. "Well, this was a nice appearin', po lite young feller, an' I soon foun* by throwm' him some questions cal'ated to briskly sound bis education, ef he bed any, thet lie knowed a-plenty to teach in our deestric', an' p'r'aps some over. I then tole 'im plainly thet al though his mental equilibrium,like,was, In my mind, fully established, his phys ical mold of form har'ly denoted the necessary amount of muscle or wind fer tiie place. "We'd been considerably bothered, I told 'im, by lievin' hed sich slender, unwholesome chaps, who hed rashly undertook to run the school, git worst ed in every encounter of importance they'd hed with some o' the more ad vanced scholars. DurirP the last term, on two or three 'casions, the onesided ness o' these contests hed resulted in the entire disruption, sorter, o' the school, an' the retirin' to the neighbor in' woods o' the school-teacher. " 'Nothing, " I said, 'seemed to tend to the disorganization an' gineral dis quietin' o' the educational system of our community as to hev a teacher take holt o' it thet hed only mediocre attain ments in back-heelia', collar-an'-elbow an' plum out-an'-out knockin'down art' fallin' onto. I candidly tole 'im that I's afeered he'd be winded in a few roun's even by some o' the younger an' less ambitious pupils. What could we, the School Board, hev to expect, then, when he's tackled, an' tackled he would be, by one or more o' the head scholars, weighin', after harvest, one hundred and ninet) pound in their bare feet. There was pupils on the roll o' thet lit tle country school, thet with one solid jolt under the hat rim. could show him more stars than all the colleges an' ob servatories in the hull Western Re serve. "He looked a leedle excited an' more earnest, like, at this, but said right off he'd undertake it anyway ef he conld hey a chance, as he was hard up an' wanted money bad to complete his the ological studies. I smiled some et the idee o' how them big six-foot students ud help pave his way to the ministery. 'Well, we concluded to give 'im a chance, as he knew somethin' already, an' was quiet an' willin' to learn more, an' we hoped this experience would, on the whole, at least not haye a tendency to upset, but strengthen, rather, his purpose in life. 'The day-school open ed ; I made it a pflit to go roun' to the school-house, long 'bout the middle o' the forenoon, determined rattier 'n to hev, the clever young feller hurt I'd take a lian' myself. On enterin' the school-room I's surprised to at fust see nobody hut the slim young teacher, an' him very dejected an' anxious lookin'. Goln' a ways up the aisle, I seed two o' the ole time ringleaders o' school-house rackets settin' quietly in a corner pale an' streaked an' with headsjtied up, but yery intent on their lessons. •• 'My friend,' said the teacher, I'm a-feered your no doubt well intended description o' these pupils, was, un wisely, very much overdrawn. B'liev in' implicitly, every word ye uttered, I come yere determined to win er't'd be the fault o' the referee. An' when these two fellers showed 'et they's spil in' fer a fight, I give it to 'em without a single stipulation, an' the best I hed in the shop, never thinkin' but what they knew somethin ' o' sparrin'. Yere ye see the result,' sweeping his arms languidly over the empty benches an' towards the two damaged but studious youths in the corner. O' course,' he continued, 'I knocked out the greenies too quick for common exercise, an' so doin' innocentty got in on 'em so hard that they'd be no good to study,though now ever so keen, fer two weeks. The rest o' the school tuck to the woods be fore the close o' the fust an' only roun'." 'Sinkin' back into a dispirited heap, he wound up with: 'l'm feered I've busted the school up.' 'An' would ye believe it? We could n't no more git a single scholar to go to school agin to thet feller than nothin'! So we finally hed to fire 'im with two hull months' unearned pay in his pock ets.'