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I looked from the window ju3t in time to see Annie Beldon befdre she turned the comer of the next stieet. She was a faded, careworn looking wo man, a little past middle age, with dark-brown hair, thiuly sprinkled with grey. Her dress was a rusty black cashmere, her black shawl was decidedly shabby, aud her crape bonuet was shabbier still. She looked neither attractive nor interesting, and I turn ed from the window and took up my crocheting again, remarking only that "she looked as if she had had her share of sorrow." "Sometimes I think she hs had a good deal more than her share," said Aunt Jane. "I know dozens of women would have sunk into the grave under oilly half as much. And the best of it is, she don't never complain. She's the cheerfulest soul that ever breath ed." "Does she live near here ?" I asked more out of politeness thau from any real iuterest iu the subject. "No ! but she was my next-door neighbor for twenty-five years when this was a farmhouse. The town lay two miles off then, and we never look ed to see it grow up right to our very doors. Annie wouldn't be wearin' such shabby clothes if there hadn't been a mortgage on their place. She could have sold every acre at a good profit tf it had been free." "Tell me about her, Aunt Jane," I said, as the old lady paused. "You'll have plenty of time before supper." "Dear me, child, theie isn't much to tell, 'u' maybe the little there is wouldn't, prove very ii.terestiu' to you. I know Annie looks shabby, 'n' old, 'n' grey now, 'n' not much like what she did thirty years ago. We was girls to gether, 'n' she was tho prettiest 'n' liveliest little thing I ever saw. Iler eyes were as black as coals, 'n' ber hair huug in long curls to her waiat. She had a laugh 'n' a good word for every body, 'n' more beaux than she conld 'tend to. There was only two of 'em, though, that she favored at all. One was Tom Layton—" "The owner of Layton Mills ?" I interrupted. "Yes ; but be didn't own the mills then. He was only superintendent there, 'n' though he was a savin,' in dustrious young man, no one looked to see him get to be a millionaire. But he had a good salary, 'n' bis father was well-to-do, 'n' be was reckoned a good match for Annie. For a while folks thought £sbe'd marry him ; but he warn't a professor, 'n' Annie set a deal by her church. She allowed if she mar ried a man who never went aside of one she'd be false to her principles, for the Bible says the righteous shall not be yoked to the unrighteous,you know. "Tom took it real hard at first, but he didn't bear Annie no ill will, 'n' when she married Luther Beldon he sent her a handsome present. "Luther, he was a really steady young man, but somehow or other he didn't have no luck. He had a good farm, but, work as he might, he never made nothio' off it raore'n a bare liviu' 'n' Annie had to pinch 'n' screw to keep clothes to their backs. She was a master hand at raanagm,' 'n'she work ed like a horse,but year after year went by 'n' they didu't get no better off. Drought 'n' early frost, 'n' too much rain kep' 'em allers behindhand,'n' jest when they was goin' to do better there would come somethin' that would put 'em back again. "Luther he got discouraged, but An nie she never lost heart. Leastways she never seemed to. When they'd come over here 'n' Luther he'd get to tellin'how crossways things allers went for him, she'd always have somethin' cheerful to say. She'd tell about it was a long lane that bad noturnin,' 'n' it was allers darkest jest before the day, 'n' there was always a silver linin' to every cloud, till Luther he'd get pleas ant again 'n' ready to laugh with her over their troubles. 4 "Ain't I got a treasure in ray wife ?' he'd say. "Long as frosts 'n' mildew 'n' floods don't take her away from me, I guess I can get along.' " "They were over here to take dinner the day I was thirty. I was-wearin' for the first time a new black silk dress which John bad given me for a birth day present. It was thick 'n' soft 'n' mighty handsome, 'n' Luther he didn't seem to keep his eyes oft it. 4 "I wonder when I'll be able to give you a black silk dress, Annie ?" he said, putting his arm around her as she stood by bis cbatr. "We've been mar- MILLHEIM PA, THURSDAY. NOVEMBER 12., 1885. rled seven years 'n' I ain't been able to give you nothin' better'n calico.' 4 "1 don't need a silk," says Annie. "I've got all the dresses I can use now." "Luther looked at her real steady a minute. Then lie says,sorter slow and quiet, 'for all that, I mean to get you one, Annie. I want to how you'd look in it." 4 "No better'n I look now in my blue delaine," says Annie. 4 "We'll see 'bout, that," says Luth er. ' 4 I dou't care how hard times are, I mean to live till I get you a black silk dress "She laughed 'n' told him he'd make a peacock of her if ho could; but for all her brave words I knew she was down right fond of pretty things. V it really hurt her to have to wear old faded dresses, 'n' bonnets five years behind the style. But she never said so, 'u' she'd walk into church Sunday arter Sunday iu her old blue delniue and yel low straw bonnet, lookin' as sweet and happy as if she'd been dressed like a queen. 44 Well, Luther he never came over here after that without he had some re mark to make about my black silk,aud be stuck to it that he'd give Annie one like it before he died. "But year after year went by and my silk was all worn out'ul got another, and still Annie's best dress was a cheap delaine, and it wasn't often she could even afford to buy a pair of cotton gloves to cover her hands. Things hadn't got better with Luther aud they had other thiugs to sorrow for tnan losin' their best horses and cattle and their crops. They lost their six chil dren, one after the other. Three of them died in one week of scarlet fever, and the others was sickly little things, and went off in slow consumption. "If it hadn't been that she had to keep Luther up, I believe Annie'd have give way many a time; but for his sake she didn't show one half she felt. An' she never lost faith in the Lord. Sue said His ways seemed bard, but that Ue knew what was best for her. 44 Well, time went on, and about five years ago things seemed to take a turn for the better with Luther. His wheat crop turned out we'l, and he sold it to good profit, and he got his corn off the bottom lands before the river rose, and that was a great help to him. He seem ed real cheerful, and told John that he was jest beginning to enjoy life, and if things went, well he'd soon have the mortgage cleared off the farm. "The weather set in cold and stormy just after Thanksgivin,' and one after- DOOD I was out in the chicken yard sheilin'corn to the hess, and all muf fled up to my eyes, when I beard a wa gon stop at the gate and there was Luther a noddin' and beckonin' to be. I went down to the gate to speak to him, and before I got there be was tell in' me bow he had sold Tom Loyton a colt he'd been raisin,' and he was on his way at last to buy Anuie that silk dress. He asked me about the number of yards he ought to get and where he should go to buy, and said be could hardly wait to get it now he was ready. He was going to give Annie a surprise, he said : she didn't know what he was goin' after. 44 We11, the tears was in my eyes as I watched him driye off,pleased as a child at the idea of surprisin' Annie. But I never guessed what the black silk dress was to cost her, poor soul ! "It began to rain soon after Luther had gone, and poured down for upward of fout hours. I was at the winder when he went by on his way home, and I noticed he didn't have his overcoat on, and I wondered what he'd done Wltb It, for I was sure he'd had it on when he stopped at the gait. Annie told me afterward that he'd taken the coat off his back and rolled the black silk in it to keep it from gettin' wet It wasn't even damp when he unrolled it an' showed to her, but he was wet to the skin himself, and In a few days there was a doctor's buggy at the gate. John went over to see what was the matter, and found Luther walkin' the floor and groanin' with pain. The cold had settled in his side and the doctor couldn't give him no relief. But he said he guessed he'd pull through all right and there wasn't no need to wor ry. "Miss Parsons was raakin' the silk UD. Luther wasn't satisfied till Annie had gone to the village and got some one to work on it, and she thought best to humor him. He wasn't no bet ter when the dress came home, and the doctor was still tendin' him ; but no one 'lowed he was anyway dangerous. It was John who brought the dress home from Miss Parsons' and he said Luther was just too pleased for any thing to see the bundle. "I'm goin' to have Annie dress right up in it," he says,and you'n Jane must come over after supper and see how she looks." 44 We11, as I heard afterward, John had hardly gone when Luther began to A PAPER FOR THE HOME CIRCLE. tease Annie to put the dress on. She wanted to get supper first, but he wouldn't hear to it. 4 "I've been wait'n' nearly twenty years to see you in that dress,"he says, "and I won't wait even an hour long er." "Well, Annie she made him lie down —for he'd been walkin' the floor con stantly nearly all day—and she went in to tho bed-room to put the dress on. She got the skirt on and was fastening the waist, when she heard a queer sound from the spare room where Luther was lying. She stopped a minute to listen, and then called to him to know if he wanted anything. There wasn't no answer, and she crossed the hall and hurried into the spare room. Well, child, she found him dead, his face turned toward the door as if he had been lookin' for her, and the sound she heard was the death rattle in his throat, "Well, when John'u I got theie he'd been dead only a few minutes, and 1 tell you, child, it was a sad sight to see her kneelin' down by that low bed in her new black silk,her arms round that dead man and moaning and shudderin' over him and begging him to speak to her. 4 "lie isn't dead 1" she says to me as I came in. "He has only fainted. Oh, Jane 1 do somelhingAor him. Get hot water' aud you'll fiud camphere iu the pantry on the lower shelf to the right." "But I saw that hot water aud cam phere wouldn't be no use, and I told her so as gentle as I could and begged her to come away. She wouldn't listen to me at first, but after the doctor had come and told her it was all over and poor Luther died from apoplexy of the stomach, she let me take her to her own room. "As we crossed the hall she heaid the dress rustle and she stopped and looked at me pitiful. 4 "lie never saw me in it after all," aud she broke down and cried as if her heart would break. "After poor Luther was burried and there was a stone put oyer him,and his debts was all paid, there.wasn't nothin' left for Annie,aud she was glad to take a place in the mill 9. We wanted her to come here, but she was t bo proud to eat the bread she hadu't earned, she said : "About a week ago I was out with Miss Sniper getiiug subscriptions for the church carpet, and we met Annie on the street. Miss Sniper, she ain't over sensitive herself aud she don't give no one else credit for bein' so, and she up and asks Annie if she didn't ev er wish she'd said 'yes' instead of 4 no' to Tom Layton. 4 "Never," says Annie. "Had Imy life to begin again I would not alter it as far as Tom Layton is concerned." 4 "But it's pretty hard to haye to work for him, isn't ,it V" asked Miss Sniper,and I felt it in my heart to hate her for asking such a thing. "But Annie only smiled. "I consid er mysell fortunate to be able to earn such good wages," she says, and she walked away smilin' still. "I was glad Miss Sniper didn't know anything about that black silk dress. If she'u said anytning about that, An nie would 'a' broke down. She's got it packed away at the bottom of her trunk, poor soul, and she neyer speaks about it." Elephants in Undress. In his "Leaves from the Life of a Special Correspondent," Mr. O'Shea, a correspondent for English newspapers, gives the following anecdote of an ad venture with a herd of elephants: 44 A young friend asked me to show him some elephants in undress, and I took him along with me,having first borrow ed an apron aud filled it with orauges. This he was to carry while accompany ing me in the stable, but the moment we reached the door the herd set up such a trumpeting—they had scented the fruit—that he dropped the apron aud its contents, and scuttled off like a scared rabbit. There were eight ele phants, and when I picked up the oranges I foundl had fiye-and-twenty. I walked delioerately along the line, giving one to each; when I got to the extremity of the narrow stable I turned, and was about to begin the distribution again, when I suddenly reflected that if elephant No. 7 in the row saw me give two oranges in succession to No. 8, he might imagine he was being cheated, and give me a smack with his proboscis —that is where the elephant falls short of the human being—so I went to the door and began de novo as before. Thrice I went along the line, and then I was in a fix. 1 had one orange left,and I liad to get back to the door. Every elepant in the herd had liis greedy gaze focused on that oue orange. It was as much as my life was worth to give it to any one of them. What was I to do ? I held it up conspicuously,coolly peeled it and sucked it myself. It was most amusing to notice the way those ele phants nudged each other and shook their ponderous sides. They thoroughly entered into the humor of the thing." Flowers of California. One of tho most surprising things that one sees in California is the extra ordinary height to which many of the roses grow, climbing into tho highest trees, covering the whole side of a house, and exposing to view one vast mass of rose buds and roses in full bloom. Tho Marshal Niel rose is one of the most beautiful flowers to be seen in California, surpassing other kinds in the luxuriance of its growth. It is claimed that the California roses do not possess so fine a perfume as those in the east. This may be so. hut for size and beauty of color, and luxuriance of growth, they probably compensate for any lack of fragrance. Heliotropes and geraniums can be found iu bushes almost as large as lilac trees, and calla lilies can in some door yards be counted by the hundreds; but from their very numbers they seem to give us an impression of courseness. The yarious cactus plants of California are woithy of closest attention and ex amination. In many localities hund reds of acres are covered with them. Their peculiar shapes and sizes, some slender, others short and thick, with bright llowers nestled among the jagged spines, give a striking appear ance to the landscape. In some places in southern California, Arizona, and New Mexico the cacti form an almost impassable barrier. The luxurious foliage, flowers, vines and fruits give us an idea of the cli mate that can bring about all of these things. After all it is a good deal as a Massachusetts boy said after spending a winter at Los Angeles, llis father came out in the spring after him and after taking a walk through the orange groves at Pasadena and Sierra Mad re, the boy asked his father what he thought of California. The Massachu setts man said he thought it was a par adise. 'Yes,'said the boy, 4 but it is terribly monotonous.' I think this little story shows how ago tempers the view of people. Cali fornia, with its sunshine, flowers and fruits, combined with one of the fiuest climates iu the United States, must ap pear monotonous to the young heart and blood, sighing for the active pur suits and stirring atmosphere of other, portions of the Union, but to the older man who has seen the picture of life come aud go, and who seeks repose and contentment, and who is willing and eyeu anxious to relinquish his former ways, California has an attraction that does not appear monotonous. A Great River Improvement. Davis Island Dam, on the Ohio, six mile 9 below Pittsburg, designed to maintain a navigable stage of water at that city the year round, was begun August 18, 1878, and since then, with many interruptions and delays, the National Government has spent nearly $1,000,000 on the structure. The dam's distinctive feature is its movability. It is in reality 300 little dams, each so hinged that it can be prone upon the riyer bed. This line of movable dams, or "wickets," extends the entire dis tance across the-river, 1,233 feet. Of this distance, 559 feet only is the navi gable pass or pathway for all crafts when the lock is not used. The rest of the dam is designated as "weirs," of which there are three, divided by solid piers of masonry. To raise the wickets of the navigable pass a "manoeuvring boat" is used; to raise the 4 weir' wick ets a 'surface bridge' is called into play. Like the wickets, this bridge lies upon the bed of the river when not in use and is raised and joined sec tion by section. To raise the wickets aud tilt them into position, where they are retained by a prop, calls into play an ingenious device, the Fasqueau 'hurter.' A deft pull upon tin prop dislodges it and permits the wicket to recline upon the bed wrested from the river. Between each wicket is a space of an Inch or two, which can be batten ed from the upper side if desired, but which will probably be left open to per mit the passage of surplus water. Ttie monster gates of the lock are closed by force generated in a turbine wheel fed by water stored in huge tanks. Each gate rolls upon its track, and when in position they form the upper and lower extremes of a lock 110 feet wide and 600 feet long; a space sufficient to ac commodate a tow boat and average tow of coal boats and barges. To fill the lock requires but four minutes time; to empty it the same. The great dam is experimental, in that, should its success be assured, others will fol low, and a serie3 of pools will render the Ohio steadily navigable, as has been tho c*se on the Monongabela. To be happy, the passions must be cheerful and gay, not gloomy and melancholy. A propensity to hope and joy is real riches and to fear and sor row, real poverty. —A good advertisiug medium for business men are the columns of the JOURNAL. Terms, SIOO per Year, in Advance. Don'fc Los© Your Temper. Mr. Brings was bothered nearly to death with callers,one day,all of thcra in the cause of some charity or other, and his temper was sadly crippled There was a slight cessation about three o'clock,and just as Brings began to breathe easier,another man came in. "Weil ?" inquired Briggs, turning impatiently to the visitor. "Mr. Briggs,' ho began, in a gentle way. "I want—' "You want, do you?" interrupted. Briggs. ' Well, everybody wants. It's want, want, all day. There's been a thousand in here to-day want ing. I want too. I want a rest. I want you to leave.' "But, Mr. Briggs," continued the gentle voice,"l know it,but I want—' "Don't say 'want' to me,, shouted Briggs ," get out of this quick or I'll go crazy. " "Bat Mr. Briggs, I want—" "Get out!" howled Briggs; "I want, too, I told you f " and Briggs reached for a paper weight, while the visitor got up and flew,and about ten minutes afterwards there was a call at the tele phone. Briggs responded. "Hello, what is it?" he asked. "Is that you, Mr. Briggs?' came the query. "Yes, all right, go ahead.' "Well, Mr. Briggs, I want to pay vou five hundred dollars I've been ow ing you for about a year, and you wanted me to pay it, but when I call ed at your place,a few minutes ago—" Briggs yanked the telephone off the wall, kicked it out the front door, jammed his head into his hat clear up to his ears,and went out to find a mule to kick him serene. Drawing The Line. It was a Nebraska jail, tavern, saloon, and real estate agency com bined. The Sheriff came out to wel come the traveler and he seemed to be a very nice sort of a man. ''Things isn't just as I'd want 'em, you know,'' he apologetically observed, "but this is a new country, and we can't have everything at once. Make yourself right to home while the old woman cooks dinner.' While waiting for the promised meal one of the five or six men loun ging around the place entered the room and asked the traveler for a chew of tobacco. "Jim, you mustn't do it—you really mustn't,' said the landlord. "I want to do what's right and fair, bnt I must draw the line somewhere. You jailbirds must not try to put yourselves on an equality with the guests of my hotel.' "A jailbirddid you say?, queried the traveler as Jim withdrew. 'Yes. He's in ior two months. All that crowd omt there are in jail.' 'But where's the jail?' 'Right here. Tain't no silver plated palace, I'll admit, but it's the best the county can afford.' 'Where do you lock'em up?' 'Nowhere. There isn't a lock on any door.' 'But what prevents 'em from rifn ning off?' # 'Nothiug in pertickler. Reckon they'll all clear out as soon as the grub gits poor and I begin to water the whiskey.' 'And you won't try to stop 'em?' 'Oh, no. I'm willing to be Sheriff and jailor,and I want to see the county git along, but they mustn't put too many burdens on me.' A United States citizen just returned from Europe was on a Central Hudson train bound West. Leaning forward be tickled the ear of the passenger in the seat ahead with the remark: "I'm just from Europe*" "Yewrope—Yewrope," mused the forward passenger. "Oh, yes, Yew rope; it's across the pond." "Yes, sir, au' a wonderful place it is. People who've never been in Europe don't know anything about it. Why, it's worth a man's while to run over there jest to see the palaces an' castles. Talk about fine buildin's! Them pala ces an' castles beat me, an' I've lived in b't. Lou is all my life, too." "Ilaye you ever been in Chicago?" asked the listener. "Chicago? What line of road is that on?" "It's on all lines of road. Do you mean to tay you've never been in Chi cago?" 'No I've heard tell of the place, but I've never been there.' 'Well, you ought to go there before you talk any more about Yewiope. You're only givin' yourself away. And the disgusted Chicago man laid his head down on his valise and fell a sleep. NO. 44. NE WBJPAPBR LAWS If subscribers order the disconttotifttiett of newspapers, the nunllshers may continue to send them until all arrearages are paid. If subscribers refuse or neglect to take their newspapers front the oftlce to which they are sent they are held responsible until they hare settled the bills and ordered them discontinued. If subscribers move to other places withoutin forming the publisher, and Hie newspaper* ar® sent to the former place, they are reaponaibto, Ail 1> ii'll— BAT—. lYlt l *?*2i 3raos. Bmot. lyea 1 square $2(10 S4OO $00 SIOO $8 00 % " 700 1000 1600 3000 40 00 1 M 1000 1500 25 00 15 00 7600 One Inch makes a square. Administrators and Executors' Notices $2,50. Transient adver tisements and locals 10 cents per line for flrs insertion and 6 cents per line for each addition al Insertion No Dogs Allowed. The train was just about to leave the station, wlion the guard observed a small white dog, with a bushy tail and bright black eyes, sitting cosily on the seat beside a young lady so handsome that it made his heart roll over like a lopsided pumpkin. But duty is duty, and he remarked, in his most depreca tory manner,— "I'm very sorry, madam, but it's against the rules to have dogs in the passenger carriages." "Oh, is it?" and she turned up two lovely blown eyes at him beseechingly. "What in the world shall I do? I can't throw him away; he's a birthday present from my aunt." "By no means, miss. We'll put him in the dog-box, and he'll be just as happy as a robin in springtime." "What, put ray dog In a dog-box?" "I'm very sorry miss, I do assure you; but the rules of this company are as inflexible as the laws of the Medes and them other fellows, you know. He shall have my overcoat to lie on, and he shall haye plenty food and water every time he opens his mouth." "I think it's very cruel, that I do; and I know somebody will steal it,"and she showed a half notion to cry that nearly broke the guard's heart; but he was lirm, and sang out to a porter,who was poking a fire close by; "Here, Andy, take this dog over into the dog-box,and tell Dudley to take the best possible care of him." The young lady pouted, out the man reached over and picked the dog up as tenderly as though it was a two weeks' old baby, but as he did so a strange expression came over nis face, and he said hastily to the guard, "Here, you just hold him a minute till I put this poker away," and he trotted out at the door and held on to the handshaking like a man with the ague. The guard no sooner had his hands on the dog than he looked around for a hole to fall through. " Wh-wh-why,that is a worsted dog!" "Yes, sir," said the little miss, dem urely. "Did you not know that?" "No, I'm sorry to say that I didn't know that," and he laid the dog down in the owner's lap and walked out on the platform , when he stood half an hour in the cold trying to think of a turn to*suit the most sold man we ever saw on that railway. Hints for Young Women. Be natural; a poor diamond is better than a good imitation. Try to be accurate, not only for your own sake but for the sake of your sex; the incapacity of the female mind for accuracy is a standard argument against the equality of the sexes. Observe; the faculty of observation , well cultivated,make practical men and women. Try to be sensible; it is not a par ticular sign of superiority to talk like a fool. Be ready in time for church; if you do not respect yourself sufficiently to be punctual, respect the feelings of oth er people. Avoid causes of irritation in your family circle; reflect that home is the place in which to be agreeable. Be reticent: the world at large has no interest in your private affairs. Cultiyatethe habit of listening to others; it will make you an inyaluable member of society, to say nothing of the advantage it will be to you when you marry ; ever} man likes to talk a bout himself; a good listener makes a delightful wife. Be contented; "martyrs" are detest able ; a cheerful, happy spirit is infec tions ; you can carry it about with you like a sunny atmosphere. Avoid whispering; it is as bad as giggling; both are to be condemned; there is no excuse for either one of them ; if you have anything to say, say it; if you have not, hold your tongue altogether ; silence is golden. Be truthful; ayoid exaggeration ; if you mean a mile, say a mile, and not a mile and a half; if you mean one,say one, and not a dozen. Sometimes, at least,allow your moth er to know better than you do ; she was educated before you were bora. Five Good Rules. First, never lose any time. I do not think that lost which is spent in amusement or recreation some time every day; bat always be in the habit of being employed. Second,never err the least in truth. * Third never say any ill thing of any person, when you can say a good thing of themjnot only speak charitably ,but feel so. Fourth, never indulge yourself in luxuries that are not necessary. Fifth, do all things with consideration, and when your path to act right is more difficult, feel confidence in that Power which is able to assist you, and exert your own powers as far as they go. —SUBSCRIBE for the JOURNAL.