How He Won Her. A young editor, bright, poor and punsterous, had won the affections of a rich man's daughter, and they fixed a day for him to call on the father, and on that day he was promptly in the old gentleman's office. 'Good morning, sir,' he said, confi dently, but ready to run, 'I have call ed on a matter of—' 'We don't want any advertising to day,' interrupted the old gentleman, looking up over his glasses. 'l'm not on that business, sir. I came to ask you for your daughter.' 'What do you want with her V 'Marry her.' 'For better or worse.' 'What does tho girl say V 'She says she will be my wife.' 'tTgh! You haven't got a cent in the world, have you ?' 'Yes, sir. She gave assent, and if you do the same, that will make two, and we can buy a postage stamp and write to you for tho balance of our salary. It was a wretched attempt, but he got the girl.—Merchant Traveller. ADVICE TO MOTHEKH. Are you disturbed at night and broken of your rest by a sick child suffering and crying with pain of cutting teeth ? If so, send at once and get a bottle of MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING BTRUP FOR CHILDREN TKETHING. Its value is Incalculable. It will relieve the poor little suf ferer immediately. Depeud upon it, mothers, there is no mistake about it. It curesdysentery and diarrhoea, regulates the stomach and bowels, cures wind colic, softens the gums, re duces Inflammation, and gives tone and energy to the whole system. MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTU IXG SYRUP FOR CHILDREN TEETUING is pleasant ao the taste, and Is the prescription or one of the oldest and best female nurses and physlci tns in the United States, and is for sale by all druggists throughout the world, Price 25 cents a bottle. A Healthy Profession. 'Journalism must be a healthy pro fession,' said old Mrs. Squaggs as she had the paper on her knee and rubbed her eyeglasses with her apron. 'What makes you think so ?' said old Mr. Squaggs. 'Because I see the writers who used to have pieces in the papers when I was a girl are still living and writing away the same as ever ; they must be very old.' 'Who are they ?' asked Mr. Squaggs. ' 'Well, there is 'Veritas' for one, and 'Anon' and One who Knows,'and'Vox Populi,' and 'Justice,' and 'Pro Bono Publico,' and 'X Y Z,' and Taxpayer,' and many others. I see some of their names eyery day, and I declare if the sight of 'em don't bring back the old school days.' Then the old lady gazed meditatively into the fire and old Mr. Squaggs went out on to the back stoop to indulge in a quiet laugh to himself. —Deininger's Ready Reference Tax Receipt Book ts growing in public fa vor. Customers from a distance are beginning to call for it. It is an ad mitted necessity for every tax-payer who Joes his business in a practical manner. It it arranged to last for ten years and sells at the low pi ice of 40 cents. Call and see it at the JOURNAL Store. tf Q'litD a Surprise. Mr. and Mrs. Peterby have been married several years. They live very peacefully, as is usual with married folks, but occasionally they have a falling out. v 'That was not a nice way to treat me. To-day was my birthday and you did not surprise me with a pres ent. Every year since we have known each other you have given me a pres ent on my birthday, and I counted on your doing it this time.' 'But, my dear, where would there have been any surprise if I had made you a preseiit ? I didn't give you anything on purpose so that you might enjoy a surprise.'—Sittings. —The Millheim Marble Works are turning out some yery fine work. The yard is full to repletion of excellent monuments and headstones of beauti ful and chaste design. Mr. A. O. Musser, the proprietor is an expert me chanic and a square man to deal with while his prices can not be undersold anywnere. 3t 'The way to sleep,' says a scientist, 'is to think of nothing.' But this is a mistake. The way to sleep is to think it is time to get up. —ln Henry & Johnson's Arnica and Oil Liniment is combined the curative properties of the different oils, with the healing qualities of Arnica. Good for man and animal. Every bottle guaran teed. CONSUMPTION. I btn ft positive remedy for the above disease; by Its ■M thoasftftds of case# of the worst kind and of long steading hare been cored. Indeed, so strong Is my faith Ift Its efficacy, that I will seed TWO BOTTLES FREE, together witn ft VALUABLE TREATISE on this disease to any sufferer. Give express and P. O. addrt ss. v DR. T. A. BLOCUM. 181 Pearl St., New York. A ESSI M M MAN PATEHTS MUXN k CO., of the SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN, con tinue to act as Solicitors for Patents, Caveats, Trade Marks, Copyrights, for the United States, Canada, England, France, Germany, etc. Hand Book about l'-uerits sent free. Thirty-seven years'experience. Paten's ohkained tliri a'.-h MUNN & CO. arc noticed in the S ICVTICIC AMERICAN, the largest, best, and i.ies-t vrideiy eirech.l.d sciemific paper. f3.2oayear. Week'.". SnitiulUi engravings a:ipy of the Scientific Amer ican sent free. Address MUNN k CO., SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN Oilice, il Broadway. New York. inpiJipnCor I.iterative. llealhy. Hon hllull Iljoralie on short notice I prices are down so as to suit overy purse. Gallery on North St., Millheim, Pa, A. SIMON & SONS, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL GROCERS keep the largest stock in the county 143 MAIN STREET, LOCK HAVEN. GO TO SIMON BROTHERS, TIIE BOSS CLOTHIERS ' for your Clotbpii,. 45 MAIN STREET, LOCK HAVEN. (1? OA A AAA' n presents given away. Send !K /( II I ( )( II Ins 5 cents postage, and by I J von will get free a pack age of goods of large value, that will start you in work that.will at once bring you in money faster than anything else in America. All a bout the $200,000 in presents witli each box. A gents wanted everywhere, of either sex, of all tne time, or spare time only, to work for us at their own homes. Fortunes for all workers ab solutely assured. Don't delay. 11. IIALLETT & Co., I'orHand, Maine. Aitbi offer ! ;^a"SSoV;r^ Away 1,000 Sell-Operating Washing Ma chines If yon want, one send us your name, address and express office at once. It Is a great labor saving invention. Address NA TIONAL CO., 25 Dey st., N. Y. JprUTP WANTED tS&fKBS It II f |8 | 1 Corsets. Sample free to those be nULBI I'U coming agents. No risk, auick sales. Territory given, satisfaction guaranteed. Address DR.SCOTT.B42 Broadway St.,N.Y. m/icAMOVrilaiKl BOARD for 3 live 7KI )young Men or Ladies, in each county -7 Address F. W. ZEIG LEK & CO., Phila' delphia Fa, GUNS! C V XS, nil 1<: Kill loaders, fioin Sl.uo for a ainglo siioL gm., np to S 10.00. DOUBLE 7. L. SHOT GUNS, from SI .'{.(HI for a good serviceable gnu, to s;;:>.(>.) for something extra. REVOLVERS, fiom bl.oo up to $lO. Oil. WINCHESTER JiIFLES, Model 71, Central Fire $17.00 '7O, •• •• twenty eight inch barrel $13.00 Mtfrzh loading .shut <,llns from $*2..10 for ;t single 0 for a double gun. L7SH[X!VI'.U T KI,r:! SirfXKT, S'. 7 lloop-s 41.50, S Hoops AVJ',. THHUW Xh'AS, S'y loot *1.1.(1. Fl XF JA FA XFSF It A MJIOO /(>/./. S'. for 'Jo ids. viieli. ./< >IXTFI) (:i) RODS, Cts. A Iltio usortiiicnt of LIXICS fi mu 1 cvnt to *l. Also an lumuMiso assortuicnt of Jlt)Oh'B,\otw and shelled. I'iuc Ji'ods, I'ishiuo lUtski ts, Lenders, klics, Ai'/ijieicU Bail Ferrules, Beefs, <\V.. <\'( '• Also Fishing Tackle repaired. Musical Instruments ! VIOLINS from *l.2Tupto sli.(K'. (I UI'TAItS nnil II AX JOS from up to *10.(>(. Ten F'/cil lite liter MOUTH HARMONI CASf, 10 its. ACCOHDIOXS from *1.() up t< flo.ee. Also FLUTES, FICOLOS. CLARIOXFTS and FIFES at astonishing lew rales. Vial in and Guitar Strings fr .in "< cts. for good ordinary K, to 15 els. for flue Silk K. Ilanjo Sh'hli/s, bi st, 10 els. each. I!a*< Viol and (Mia Strings. Ui-My line of strinja cannot lie excelled In Uiis stale, for Price and gnuliiy. Orders by mail receive prompt atten tion. JLrltcpairiug of line tluns a specialty. THEODORE DESIINER, ITop. Great Central Gun Works, Bellefonte, Pa. **-Send for Price List and Illustrated eata logue, coutaiuiug Game Laws o' l'cunsylvau in free. D I. BROWN, DEALER IN STOVES, HEATERS, RANGES, . TINWARE &c„ - Practical worker in Tin, Sheet Iron, Copper, &c. lii'ili-r lon""at short notice hy prac' ic il workmen. * ■ Spoutiiig' a Specialty Shop on Main St.,o])jiOsile Albright's. MILLIEIM.PA. 1 FORMAH AMD DSAST.(. |9 THE BEST i a EStiZU EXTERNAL fcMEEMEDY 111011,181, i CE23SKra ' Is 9 NFURALfiIA, = CRS, i uJ Sprains, Bruises, S Burns ana Scalds, 1 Sciatica, Factacte, ■s™ 3 Frosted Feet and! Bars, and all other ■ Pains and Aches, 8 It is a safe, sure, and 9 fSSSsA elTcctual Remedy fori Galls, Strains, Scratches, B Sores, &C.J" on HORSES. jag One trial will prove its I merits. Its effects arc in|| ..., most cases MBB INSTANTANEOUS. 3 Every liottlo warranted to 9 give satisfaction. Send ad- il PBilfeayw dress for pamphlet, free, giv- M ■r, m ing full directions for the| treatment of above diseases. 9 y jkjaaggg Price aa cts. and CO cts. pern |3 Dottle. Sold everywhere, if OHSI Henry, Johnson ft Lord, Proprietors, ■ I Burlington. Vt. 1 Impi " ■■■■■■■■■■■■■ For Sale at SPIGELMYEIVS Millhcim A* Madisonburg, Pa \ Hfg® I s2Q!or working people. Send 10 {£■ 8 fciP cents postage, and we will mail □m Am fl y° u free, a royal, valuable sam ° jile box of goods that will put you in the way of making more money in a few uays than you ever thought possible at any bus iness. Capital not required. You can live at home and work, in spare time only, or ail the time. AU of both sexes, of all ages, grandly successful. 50 cents to * r > easily earned every evening. That all who want work may test the business.we make this unparralleled offer • to all who are not well satisfied we will send $1 to nay for the trouble of writing us. Full particu lars, directions, etc., sent free. Immense pay absolutelysureforallwho start at once. Don't de ay.Address STINSON & Co., Portland, Maine. pSiaDSWHS' ELIXHLfIHHB | N. M„ DOWNS' I Vogeiatlo Balscailo I El Hill I IL is § n i m -to B For the euro of ffl Consumption, Coughs, Colds, Catarrh, & ; P Croup, Asthma, TV. urisy, Hearsenecs, y B*l Influenza, Spitting Ulocd, Bronchitis, tiii'l oil dim :i o ioftlio Throat, Chest, and K;, §g| Lungs. Junll ra J uhero this Elixir isfip ■ usod it* oflleacy in r.t oneo manifested, con vlnclug tho most incredulous that V 3 £ CONSUMPTION 2s an is not lucuraMo, if properly attended to.— 32 m At its commencement it is but n blight irrita- C/J f/5 tlon of tho membrane which covers the Luugs; tlu u nn iull.uuatiou, v hen the cougli i; rather r dry, local fever,and the pnlso more frequent,the JJg CT cheeks fluhod and cliilb more common. This JJ" Elixir in curing tho alxivo complaints, opcr- ■** i| ites HO H 1o R-movo all morbid trrtta-M St inns and InJlnmntton from tho lung*B H to tho surface, nnd finally expel them fn>uiH| H tho system. It facilitates exjiectoration. 1 It heals tho ulcerated curfaces go Hand r. liOVSi the tOQ|k nnd Qt tk< B ths blUltli I ling ea-y, it supp.u is the stt. i : :h and e.: i.e |M S ouixi time reduces tho fever. 11 i | strong opiate nnd astringent art! i , which ore |of so do insc * nature aa to l m itign at ianeen.i DR 1 destrcyiiig the palient; w hoi cos this medicine H 3 never dries or at >jm the cough, hut, hy rem<>v-|H ling the 4 uently, when the < art nm 3is cured tho patient is well. Send address ioi Bj Sjjj pamphlet giving full directions, free. \-V l'rica 35 cts., ".0 cts. and f 1.00 per bottle. bg SOLD EVEKYWIIEBE. [ j JIKIBT, JOinsOf £• LORD, Preps., Borllajrten. Vt. Imfir LUSIR.KOT tor .Sale aI SI'IQEL MYEWB, Millhcim tf- Madinnnbng, Pa. Mc H urnT^ Wo make from tho boat material Superior at tlrlcs cfllairy Goods, that arc models of strength and simplicity. Unquestioned proof given of thoir durability. Sole manufacturers of Curtis' Improved Factory Churn, Mason's Power Bntter Worker, Lever Worker, Curtis' Square llox Churn, Rectangular Cham, Cream Vats, Dog Power, Ae. 4 'ono Family Churn at wholesale where we hare no agent." AU goods warranted exactly as represented. TWO COLD. FOURTEEN SILVER AM) El (HIT BRONZE MEDALS awarded for su periority. * • CORNISH, CURTIS & GREENE, Port Atkinson, Wis. tyiprovedWesternWasher JEUCG. No. 1 for family of C $8 No. S for large family 9 Ko. 3 for Ilotel and Laundry, .... 19 Over 20,000 in use* PhiJNfSSfi Thousands of ladies are using it. and they speak of it in the highest terms, saying that they wonlil rather dispense with any other household article, than this excellent Washer. No well-regulated kmily will bo without it. &s it saves the clothes, saves labor, saves time, 6aves fuel, saves soap, and makes washday no longer a dread, but rather a pleasant recreation, as much aa such is possible, lIORTON M'F'G CO., Agents Wanted. Ft. Wayne, Ind. |3 There is no escuse for suffering froml CONSTIPATION jjS? and other diseases that follow a dis- ■ &gored state of the Stomach and Bow-1 |jS els, when the use of I DR. HENRY BAXTER'S I iBEiEE Em Will give immediate relief. After constipation follows BBiliousness,8 Biliousness, Dyspepsia, 1 indigestion, Diseases of lithe Kidneys, Torpid Liver ■ Rheumatism, Dizziness, ■ Sick Headache, Loss of B Appetite, Jaundice, Ap | oplexy, Pal pi tat ions, 8 | Eruptions and Skin Dis* I 8 eases, etc., a 1 of which these ■ fj Bitters will speedily euro by removing thecoma. ■ L Keep tho Stomach, Botoeb, and Digestive Organs ■ K4 in good working order, and perfect health I g will be tho result LadlGS nd others eub- H P jocttoSick Hcadacho will find rclfefM 5j and permanent euro by tho uso of theso Bitters ■ gd Being touto and mildly purgative they ■ | PURIFY THE BLOOD. I H Price 25 cts. per bottle. Lt] * r ° r eil '° a d ealers in medicine. Send I pjfl address for pamphlot, free, giving full directions. 1 Millheim & Madison burg, Pa< i i'i'in'i "iiimimi H'Hiuiin I, nin— (STAFFORD'S I extra BLACKING Gives a MORE BRILLIANT SHINE THAN ANY OTHER. (Ik BOXES WHICH PREVENT SOILIHG THE HANDS.! SOLD BY ALL DEALERS. | [S. S. STAFFORD,! New York. | SS PBMSSES and a large assortment of DISPLAY TYPE. LETTER HEADS, NOTE HEADS, BILL HEADS, STATEMENTS, ENVELOPES, CIRCULARS. 4 POSTERS, and, in short, neat and tasty Job Printing of all kinds PROMPTLY EXECUTED. COLLEGE, NEWAIiK, NEW JERSEY. Occupies three Buildings. .Largest and Best. More positions for graduates than all other school's com bined. Life Scholarship, S4O. Write for circulars. COLEMAN, PALMS f ' Watson's Waim's Fcrje Blctrer. Wils:a'i Berrel Filler, Holt's Patent Storm Gauges For Locomotives and Stuti >ua y Sopitm*, Liscaativo Cpriag Talaarc:. Test Pfttss. s:d Tut Caasij, CKSD RON C:3CCI.AH VRIT'S 14% WO! KS: 33. 13 AF3 If VEST STREW. Office; 211 % Stai GLMAKI), CMO. a ST&.WATER'PROOFI or rattle. I* aJao A SUBSTITUTfe HarPLASTEit at Half the Coat. Ontlati the building. CABPKTS and KUfiß of tame, doable the waar of oil cloihi. Catalogue £3= W.H.FAY&CO.CAMPEN.NJ.