This is no Lio. We have a little ston that we bore all those people who are eternally harp ing on the wickedness of'drummers' will read and reflect on. We have met hundreds of people, who, if you tell them a certain man-say a stranger—ia a drummer, w'll hold up their hands in their horror and declare that there can be nothing good about him. In other words.no matter how much of a gentle man he may be, the mere fact of his be ing a drummer d—ns him forever. A little fact lias come under our ob servation that shows what infernal foolishness it is to judge a man by his looks. The other day we were on the Chica go and Eastern Illinois road, starting on a shooting trip. Just in front of us were two women—we won't call them ladies, for they were of the stripe of women who are regular fanatics and always know more than anybody else, especially about other people's business. With them was a poor, hen-pecked looking man, who was probably the husband of one of them. At a station there got on the car a nice look ins man with a large fl it valise in each hand. He was will dressed, wore a duster .and had a good, honest face. He had a sandy beard and light hair,and his face was florid, as is always the case with men of his style. He nodded bis bead in our direction, and sat quietly down in one of the front seats, anil commenc ed reading the paper. Then the women commenced. 'Did you see that nasty drummer git on y said number one. 'Yes,' said number two, 'I jist de spise them. They go around like a pack of wolves and they do anything that's mean and low ; I wouldn't trust one of 'em a minute.' 'How do yon know ho is a drummer?' meekly interposed the hen-pecked hus band. 'Know ? How do I know ?' said number one. 'Why. N can tell 'em as far as I can see 'em. Tliera things they call grip sacks give 'em away. This fellow has got two. I guess he's got a lot of samples in one and a biir whisky bottle, and a puck of cards, and a whole lot of nasty pictures of women, and a whole lot of letters from girls all over the country in the other one. Oh, I pity his poor wife.' •How do you know he's mariied ?' ventured the husband. 'Know! Why them fellows have got wives all over the country. They ji.st bewitch these innocent girls and mar ry 'em, and then go off on trips and leayes 'em, but they generally have one poor wife and a lot of children off East somewhere, and the poor tiling has to support 'em all, while the drummer is gaddin' 'round the country playin' cards.' 4 Yes,' said number two. 4 You're jist ripht; they ouphter all be in the penitentiary. They're a denraved set. Now, just look at that fellow's face. vSee how red it is ? I'll bet he drinks a quart of whiskey evpry day. I never seen anything so red in my life. Now, I just know he's pot a big flask in each of them sample cases. And do you see the cheek he had to bow to us when he came in, and here we never saw hira bffore, the cheeky wretch.' Now, we happened to know the pen tleman, and new his business, and we thoupht it a pood chance to put in our oar, especially as it was to us he nodde and probably never noticed the virtu ous females atall.so pnttinp on a sweet smile, we leaned forward and said : 4 Ladies, I see you know somethinp of the world. Drummers area hard set, aren't they ?' They looked at ns a moment, and then said : 4 \ es. sir, I hope you doi-'t associate with them.' 4 Ob, no, madam, not for the world. 1 liye down in Evansville, and down there the people won't walk on the same side of the street with them at all.' (How was this for pall from a fel low that went on the road when only seventeen, and drummed ten years ? 4 Well.rm plad they treat 'em as they deserve down in Evansville. Do you know that whiskey faced feller up in front ?' 4 4 Never saw him before.' said we with a truthful air ; 'but I'd just like to play a trick on him and make him show • those whiskey bottles he's got in his yalises.' 'Oh, wouldn't that he nice.' said one; 'how could you do it ?' 'You just leave it to mo,'we went on. 'l'll rope him hack here, and tell him that two ladies are very much interest ed in him, and it will be just like his cheek to come back and open his valises and show you a lot of letters from trirts just to show you what a masher he is.' 'Oh, how nice,' they cried, clapping thefr hands with glee. 'You get him back.' We went forward and simply said to the alleged drummer; 'Henson, there are two nice Christian ladies back there who want to look at your samples. I think they can helo you along.' Henson threw down his paper and grabbed his valises, and came back. lie threw back a seat and while opening the yalises said. 'Ladies, I thank you for sending for me. lam a Mil ford, and of course I don't get much salary, and during my summer vacation I try to make a little money for my wife and babies by working on commis sion for the American Bible Society ; now. do you see any of these that you like?'and he thiew oppn both valises completely filled with copies of the Bi ble. from the cheapest up to the nicely bound ones that are usually kept on centre tables. What the women said wedon't know; we lit out for another car ; we don't want to be snatcned bald beaded, but we bad a kind of a sweet feeling that we hud shown those vinegar-faced fp maleg'that you cau't always toH.' ADVICE T MOTHERS. Arc yon disturbed at nielit and broken of your rest bv a sick child suffering and crying with pain of cutting teeth ? If so, send at once and get a bottle of MRS. WINDOW'S SOOTHING SritrpFOßCntt.Dßrs TURTIIINQ. Its value H incalculable, it will relieve the poor little suf ferer immediately. 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