Hot so Green as They Looked. "Ere you are I Walk right jn j The grandest hexibition of living curiosi ties on the globe, together with a dra matic bentertainment nowhere hequal ed in the city, and all for one dime— -10 cents, 10 cents, do you ear ? Come right along 1 In one 'awf hour the performance begins.' Thus sang unceasingly a young man in checked clothes, with an ele vated nose and a protruding chin, as he stood in front of the New York Dime Museum, at No. 210 Bowery, with glaring pictures for a background and tried to drown a cornet which was tooting lustily above him. The strain attracted two innocent-looking countrymen with slouched hats and cotton umbrellas, who were strolling in wonderment up the Bowery,and in they walked. A man with blonde mustache and a suave air, who sat in the box and sold J reserved seats at the head of the stairway,marked their en trance, and his eyes fairly moistened with pleasure as they gazed at the fat woman and then turned with open mouths to the little midget by her side. And whtn one nudged the oth er and said out loud, 'By gum, this beat*, all natur!' We ain't got uotliin like this down our way, hev'we?' the oily man could scarcely keep from laughing with joy. Finally, when they had stared at the beautiful Cir cassian girl, watched the glass blow ers make their fragile wares, and were apparently on the point of going out, the suave man approached. 'Ah, gentlemen, have yon seen the entire show ?' 4 Wa1,1 reckon we purty much he v.' 'The stereoscopic views, the bones of the mastodon, and the Asterome V 'No, we ain't seen them yet. Whar are they ?' 'These are the views,' said he, pointing to holes in the wall, wherein dreadful scenes of carnage could be observed, 'and there are the bones of the mastodon, which we have procur ed at an enormous expense. I shall take you in my private room to show you the Asterome.' 'Perlite, ain't he ?' said one of the countrymen delightedly. There were two other countrymen in the room, and they were buying tickets and drawing prizes from the contrivance which was pointed out as the Asterome. They pulled out priz es at every draw. 'I reckon I'll take a chance,' said one countryman, after watching it a moment. 'Whoop 1' he exclaimed a moment afterward as a gold ring fell to his ticket. 'Ah, you are lucky,' exclaimed the suave gentleman, laughing heartily. 'I have another game here, which is equally pleasant. Won't you try that too ?' 'No,* I guess not,' answered the countrymen cooly. 'This has gone about far enough, and I guess we'll take you iu.' 'W-h-a-t!' exclaimed the suave gen tleman aghast. 'What do you mean?' 'I mean that we are officers,' and the two countrymen threw back their coat lapels and let two shining badges disclose their significance. 'Well, I'll swear,' exclaimed the suave gentleman as he sank helplessly into a chair. In the room below the officers se cured another prisoner, and captured two 12-year-old girls who were in the place. The two prisoners were Phil ip Spieldock and Thomas Wilson. One was held at the Tombs yesterday for violation of the lottery laws, and the other for permitting minors to fre quent the museum. The two 12-year old girls were Maggie Murphy,of No. 211 Elizabeth street, and Sarah Ball ance, of No. 42 West Tenth street. Officers Wilson and Stocking, of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children, were the disguised coun trymen. Business men in the vicini ity have been trying for some time to get evidence for an indictment against the place. A warrant was issued for the arrest of the proprietor, Nathan Morris, and his counsel promised to produce him when wanted— N. Y. Times. No Bunko bteerers- A Deteotive Tells Why Philadelphia 18 Not Infested With Confidence Men. "Philadelphia is the only great city in America, if not in the world, that is absolutely free from bunko steerers and confidence men, said Chief of De tectives Kelly last night. "How do I account tor their ab sence ? Well, there are several ways to account for it. I don't claim that my force is wholly ie-pon9ible for their absence,but to a large extent they mer it the credit of keeping crooks of that stripe away from the town. We watch the reports of their operations in othei cities r'osely and when a new nperatoi turns tfp wb obtain a dweriyttou of fcer® personally and a description of bis way of working a victim. If possible we al so get a photograph of him. In this way the force is kept posted and in the event of one of these operators striking the town he is spotted immediately and and either warned to leave or taken in to custody. Thus far the Detective Department is entitled to credit. The main reason why Philadelphia is free from confidence men, however, lies in the fact that there is comparatively a small floating population here and this elem eut is the natural prey of the bun ko man. Of course a great many mer chants come here at certain seasons of the year, but they are nearly all quiet men. Then, again, Philadelphia is not iu its full sense a seaport town, and the duly arrival of Europe:) vessels, as iu New York, furnish lots of gudgeons for their hooks. The 'gawks' and 'suckers' of the world find their way to New Yoik, and that is the greatest field in this country for toe confidence men. There is absolutely no opening for them here. Last summer 'Little Dan'and 'Little Lew,' t.vo of the slickest bunkos iu the countiv, floated over here froui New York when it got pretty warm for them thero, but we dropped to them immediately and they left for Chicago on the next train. Three more of the same ilk came here i few weeks ago, but they left even be fore they could look over the field." rickim The mormons have sent a missionary to Hayti. They have discovered Petroleum in Formosa, China. New York hasaccidentsuits on hand involving $1,5000,000. A scientist says it is water and not food that makes people fat. Lots of English noblemen are coming over to "the Stales" this fall. The grandson of the Emperor of Ger many is a skillful photographer. Reported that Sitting Bull has made $30,000 since he opened his show. In Washington Territory owl stuffed with sauerkraut is a favorite article of diet. Queen Victoria has 1,000 people in her household at a cost of $2,000,000 a year. A twenty-six pound mountain trout, forty-seven inches long,is on exhibition in Denver. Twenty-two women working in the chain-gang was one of the sad sights at Atlanta, Ga. The Young Men's Christian Associ ations in this country own $4,000,000 worth of property. Joseph Pettijohn of Washington Ter ritory has a seventeen-year-old son who is over feet tall. A Boston savings bank cashier says it is the poorest dressed people who de posit the most money as a rule. France is making the largest cannon for Spain that has ever been made in that country for a foreign pcwer. A steam flouring mill at Madison,Da kota,uses hay for fuel of which it burns three and a half tons every twenty-four hours. The annual consumption of imported and domestic cigars is sixty to every man, woman and child iu the United States. The 604,000 dead soldiers left 307,000 widows who have applied for pensions, as shown by the report of the Com mission r of Pensions. Whitmer & Lincoln, COBURN, PA. Having leased the GRAIN HOUS of Smith & Co., at Coburn, Pa., for a number of years, we are prepared to pay cash ' FOR Wheat, Rye, Barley, Corn, &c. Coal, Salt & Fertilizers For Sale. WHITMER & LINCOLN. Coburn, Pa., Aug. 1., 18S4. LewisMij and Tyrone fiailraad Time Table. LEAVE WESTWARD. Montandon 5V' 9.2?' f0.45 P i.45 *5.55 Lewlsburg ar....6.00 9.35 11.00 2.00 0.10 Lewisburg,lv...7 25 11.00 2.15 Fair Ground ... 7.30 11.05 2.2u Biehl 7.40 11.10 2.30 Vicksburg .7.45 11.23 2.30 Mifflinburg B.ooar 40 2.50 Mifflinburg 1e....8.00 1e3.00 Millmont 8.22 3.28 Laurelton 8.33 3.40 Coburn 9.48 5.00 Rising Spring..lo.ls 5,30 Old Fort 10.17 Centre Hall-.... 10.39 Linden Hall ar 10.10 LEAVE EASTWARD. 2 4 6 8 Oak Hall M ' P 'l?0 Liden Hall.. 1.08 Centre Hall 1.39 Old Fort 2.55 Rising Spring.. 5.50 1-50 Coburn 6.18 2.20 Laurelton 7.30 3.40 Millmont*. 7.40 3.52 Mifflinburg,ar 8.00 P. M. 4.13 Mifflinburg, ly 8.0(1 12.10 4.13 a. M. Vicksburg 8.15 12.26 4.28 Biehl 8.20 12.34 4.34 FairGiound A. M. 8.30 12.45 4.45 Lewlsburg ar ... 8.35 12.50 4.50 Lewisburg, Iv.. 5.25 8.55 10.15 5,25 Montandon ar. 5.40ar.9.10ar 10.30 ar. 1.20 ar 5.40 Additional trains leave Lewisburg for Mon tandon at 7.30 P M., returning Rave Montan don for Lewisburg at 7.50 P. M. THIS PAPERS-ril Newsp ,per Advertising wreau (10 Spruce Street), where adver* ■!■■■■■ WdhMfl# NEW YORK. THE MILLHEIM JOURNAL JOB Printing Office is now supplied with GOOD Pgas&JFS and a larye assortment of DISPLAY TYPE. LETTER HEADS, NOTE HEADS, BILL HEADS, STATEMENTS, ENVELOPES, CIRCULARS. POSTERS; and, in short, neat and tasty Job Printing of all kinds PROMPTLY EXECUTED. D. I. BROWN, DEALER IN' STOVES, HEATERS, RANGES, TINWARE &c., ■ ■■ ■ • Practical worker in Tin, Sheet Iron, Copper, &c. ♦ Repairing done at short notice by practical workmen. Spouting a Spscialty Shop on Main St.,opposite Kaufman MILLHEIM.PA. A. SIMON & SONS, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL GBOOERS keep the largest stock in the county 143 MAIN STREET, LOCK HAVEN. 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