THE MILLIIEIM JOIRXAt, PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY BY R. A. BUMILLER. Office in the New Journal Building, Pcnn St., near Hartman's foundry. SI.OO PER ANNUM, IN ADVANCE, OR $1.26 IF NOT PAID IN ADVANCE. Actable Cormponieiice Solicited Address letters to MILLHEIM JOURNAL. BIRDS OF SPRING. They are come, with flutter, aiul chirp, and song To the earth. lain barren and cold so long: And a beartsotne. lightsome cheer they bring, These wee adventurers, birds of .niing! Oh! 1 love the little boid breasted tlihurs Braving the snow-scarfs—which winter flings Spitefully back on the northern blast. When forced to flee from the spring at last,— Daring the rain clouds, heavy and gray, Which chill the life of the sweet young May ; Through frosts ami storms they blithely sing- Bright little, brave little, birds of spring. riumeri augurs of nearing summer days: Of perfumed breezes; of blossom sprays; Of strawberries, red as your lips, little maid; Of bare-bells, as blue as your eyes, in the glade Of emerald billows everywhere. And swinging scythes in the sun-bright air; Of mellow, slumberous, August noons; Of hazy sunsets, and golden moons; % Of purpling vintage; of harvest sheaves; Of boughs full fruited; of ripening leaves; Prophets clear of this shifting ring. Do they warble and twitter— my birds of spring! And these dainty denizens of the air. In their prudence, and patience, and loving care Are images sweet, so it seems to me. Of a provident, tender humanity. They fashion the;r dwellings, cosy ami wee. All lor tk? younglings yet to be; And soon, for the wants of the callow brood, They will forage the garden,and field.and wood From dawn until darkness of summer days, They will wing their busy, voicelul ways; And my heart will swell with t lie songs they sing My early, my cheery, birds of spring! WHEN THE SUN IS SHINING. Pouting, my darling, because it rains, And the flowers droop and the rain is falling, And drops are blurring the window-panes, Aiula meaning wind through the lane Is calling Crying and wishing the sky was clear, And roses again on the lattice twining! Ah. well, remember, my foolish dear, •'Tis easy to laugh when the sun is shining!" When the world is bright and fair and gay, And tne glad birds sing in the fair June w eath er, And summer is gathering, night and day. Her goldeu chalice of sweets together, When blue seas answer the skv above, And bright stars follow the day's declining, Why, then, 'tis no merit to smile, my love: "Tis easy to laugh when the sun is shining!" But THIS is the time the heart to test. When w inter is here and storms are howling, And the earth from uhder her frozen vest Looks up at the sad sky, mute and scowling; - The brave little s; irit should rise to meet The season's gloom aud the day's repining; And THIS is the time to In? glad; for sweet, "'Tiseasy to laugh wheu the sun is shining!" Four Yeass Old. What makes it night ** I want to go Way off behiud the sky and see. The world's as round as it can be. Somebody told me, so I know. You yellow Moon, how bright you are! Have all the stars been put to bed ? And is it true, as nursey said, That you are the baby- stars' mamma • And are they sometimes naughty too ? I cried a little bit to-day; The tears would come— where do they stay, Wheu people's eyes won't let them through ? My dolly's in in the grass out there. Be quiet. Wind! you rustle so, I'm 'fraid you 11 wake her up. you know, Please hush, dear Wind?—l wonder where That four-leaved clover is that grew Dowu by tbe fence t his afternoon. I'm four years old, too. Tell me, Moon, Wheu shall I be as old as you ? The clocks are striking in the town. Oh, dear, I haven't said my prayers. The little birds, I think, s.ng theirs— I beard them w hen the sun w eut down. Where d'd it go, and why ? Some day I'll know a great deal more, I guess, When I m not quite so siee >y. Yes, Mamma, I'm coming right away! A' REVOLUTIONARY REMINISCENCE. The following story was told a num ber of years ago, by an old Revolution ary soldier, to bis children and grand children, as they sat around the festive board of a Thanksgiving dinner. The writer, then quite a youth, was present —though not as a relative—and heard it, and treasured it up ia his memory, and now gives it to the public, as near ly as he can remember, in the lan guage of the yeteran, suppressing only the names of the parties introduced, which for various reasons he does not wish here to state. The 19th of April, 1775, (began the aged narrator,) was a day long to be re membered, not only by myself, but by all who take a pride in our glorious institutions. The ever-to-be remem bered morning dawned bright and beautiful, the sun rising in calm glory, as if it were not to witness the bloody opening of that great drams, upon which the eyes of the whole civilized world were instinctively turned, aad whose closing scenes haye left us a free and independent nation. I was at that time about two-and twenty years of age, and was in the employ Mr. S****, of Lincoln, as a farm-band. I had gone down to the field alone, about the usual hour : but had not been there long, when Mr. B**** came hurrying down, and, in an excited tone, said : "David, there are great things going on ; and the time has now arrived when we must either take a bold stand and defend our rights with our Lves,or tamely submit like cowards to British oppressiou." I asked him wJiat he meant, and he replied : "A messenger has just passed by here, on his way to ah.rm tbe country, who says that a large body ot British troops, on their march from Boston to Concord, passed through Lexington early this morning, and, without pro vocation, fired unon the militia aud citizens, killing and wounding quite a number." lie futher said that great alarm pre vailed throughout the country round about—that the bells had been rung and the drums beat to arms—that men were everywhere leaving their woik and huiryiug to the field of action— and asked me if I was willing to take a part in the coming struggle. "Yes," I replied, "if matters haye come to such a pass, X would rather be R. A. BUMILLER, Editor. VOL. 58. on the field of battle than here." "Then quit your work at once," ho said ; "take your gun, and go and do your duty ; for if you fe.-l as I do, you would much rather die a freeman than live a slave." Accordingly 1 left the field, and hur ried to the house, where I equipped myself as well as 1 could, only being delayed some half an hour in running a few extra bullets, my powderhorn hav ing fortunately been filled a few days before. Then putting up some provis ions, for I did not know when I should return, 1 bade Mr. * and bis fami ly good-bye, and told them,if they nev er saw me again, I hoped at least they would hear a good account of me. I had net gone far, when I met a horseman, riding at full speed. 1 ask ed him the news, and he sung out, without stopping his horse : "A large body of British troops, aft er shooting down several men in Lex ington, have marched upon Concord,to destroy the town. Hurry on,for every man is wanted !" He said something more, but this was all I caught—for his hoise, being ou the run, had carried aim beyond my hearing. I then struck across tlie fields to the Concord road, running most of the way ; and when I came in sight of the road, 1 saw many persons hurrying tip from every direction, each man I ring ing with him his gun and whatever else ho thought needful—sometimes a loue, like myself—but mostly in par ties of two, three, and four—seldom more. Boon after I got into the Concord road, 1 met a couple of men, partially uniformed, hurrying towards Lexing ton. I stopped and asked tlietu the news ; and one replied very excitedly ; %; Dreadful times, friend ! dreadful times 1 A large body ot British infan try and grenadiers have marched on to Concord to destroy the place, which they are doing al this minute." "Then why are yon not there to de fend it ?" inquired I. "Because the citizens and militia are at present too few to cope with the British ; and we, with many others, have been dispatched by Colonel B****, to act as scouts, alarm the country,and get full reports of the doings below." I then asked them if they thought I could be of any service at Concord ; end they answered that I had better go and see for myself ; but that every body wa3 greatly alarmed, and so far there was no unity of action. After this I did not. hurry as before, but walked, keoplng a sharp look-out, and wondering to myself Inw the af faii was going to terminate. Not thinking it exactly prudent to approach the village by the road, and not caring to be mixed up with other parties, I once more turned off into the fielc'o, ascended some high ground, whence 1 could get a partial view of the place, and form some idea of what was going on. It was little I could see, however, save a dense smoke, rising from the center of the place, and here and there a glimpse of British soldiers, and some of our own volunteers, as they march ed iu companies to take different posi tions. In an open lot, just back of the vil lage, stood quite a collection of women and children ; and on what is now call ed Burying-ground Hill, were a uum ber of British officers, apparently sur veying the place through their glasses ; while from every direction, I could see citizens huirying up. but more in bod ies than before, to join their country men, ana. if neccessary, assist in re pelling the invaders. As 1 thus stood looking, I heaid the report of guns, but apparently only some three or four. Next I heard a single discharge, and then what appeared to be a volley. This was followed by loud cries, and another volley, and for a few minutes by rapid and continual discharges, by which I knew that an action had fair ly commenced on both sides. While I stood hesitating, not know ing in what manner it was best for mo to act, the firing ceased ; and soon aft er, to my great joy, I saw the head of the column of British infantry filing down the road. I now hurried round to the rear of the evacuating forces, and on entering the village,found some hundreds of our men collected on the common, almost without order, companies apparently being disbanded, and the greatest ex citement and indignation prevailing. Some half a dozen or more had been killed and wounded on both sides, aud a considerable amount of property had been destroyed by the enemy ; but tiie latter, having suddenly become alarm ed at the determined action and the rapidly in creasing numbers of the citi zens, had beat a full retreat, leaving two of their dead where they had fall en, and were now filing down the road in fine military order, with strong flanking pur ties thrown out on either MILLHEIM, PA., THURSDAY, APRIL 3., 1884. side, their splendid uniforms and burn ished arms glittering in the bright sun shine and making an imposing show. But thinking only of their dastardly and wanton acts, and that they were only vulnerable men like themselves, the excited crowd ap >edily revolved to follow and harruss them. "Let us have revenge !" cried one : "revenge for our comrades, shot down in cold blood !" "Aye, let us follow and shoot them down in the same way !" exclaimed another. "Who is to lead us ?" asked a third. "We want no leader !" shoutsd a fourth. "Let every man do his duty by himself, and shoot the scoundrels wherever he can reach them." With this the people set up a wild shout of approval ; and immediately the crowd began to scatter, most of them taking direction of the retreating army, I following with the majority. Oil coming up within bullet range of the rear gaurd, we opened upon them a general fire, and saw some live or six of them drop from the ranks. They immediately icplied with a vol ley, hitting four of our party and kill ing two, one of whom foil dead beside me. Upon this we immediately scattered, leaping tlie fences and taking to the fields, each man acting tor himself. Loading my goo, 1 ran forward ; and, getting under coyer of some bushes, I selected my man, and filed a gain—tlie others generally acting ia the same manner. Thus, without concert, and without any regular leader, we began a mode of warfare be3t suited to our circumstan ces and condition ; and which, during that long, hot day—aud it was uncom monly hot for the season— cost many a soldier, the very flower of tlio British army, his life. I shall make no attempt to give you a detailed account of that day's fight ; in fact, I do not think I could if I would ; for I am getting well advanced in years now, and my memory is be ginning to fail me. Indeed, so far as I was concerned, it would only be a rep etition of loading, getting n new posi tion, firing, and keeping out of the way of tie flanking parties—-which did all in their power to protect the main body—running down, shooting, and bayonetting the provincials wherever they could. Our men completely lined the way of the retreating army—fired from every bush, house,fence,or covert, and even the open fields—and some times maintained a running fight, where the lmrrassrd enemy had a good opportunity for pursuit. From being in the rear, I gradually made my way beyond the head of the advanced column ; ami having secret ed myself behind a large lock, I was waiting for the n to come up to a cer tain aim, when suddenly two soldiers, who had been thrown forward as scouts, approached me unperceiyed. The fust intimation I had of their presence, was by two shots, fired at a distance of less than twenty yards—one ball passing through my hat, and the other through the fleshy part of my left arm, the scar of which ! still retain. By the time I had got upon my feet, they were in the act of rushing upon me with their bayonets, one a couple of feet or so in advance of the other. There was no time to he lost ; and tak ing a rapid sight at the foremost,! pull ed the trigger ; but, from some cause, my gun for the first time that day miss ed fire. I was now so situated, with the rock behiud me,it that was impossible forme to escape ; and as my foes came bound ing forward, with loud yell? and bitter curses, I thought my last hour had come. As quick as lightning I cocked my gun again and again pulled the trigger, with the muzzle almost touching the breast of the nearest. This time, thank Heaven ! tlio piece did its duty, and lodged tlie contents in the very heart of my foe, who fell back dead, without even a groan. The next moment the bayonet of Lis companion passed through my side, with so much force as to drive me back against the rock, inflicting a severe and dangerous wound, and holding ine completely in his power. For a few moments I struggled to extricate myself,but rapidly grew weak and faint ; when, finding me sinking to the earth, the soldier withdrew his weapon and made another quick thrust. In his haste he missed me nearly al together, but passed his bayonet through my clothes, where it became momentarily entangled. [ Throwing down my gun and seizing ! his, I now feebly attempted to foil his fell intent;but being the stronger of the two, and himself unwounded, he fairly tore the weapon from my grasp. As, fairly foaming with wrath, he drew back for the fatal lunge, a bullet passed through his head, and he fell dead at my side, I had only time to see A PAP Kit FOR THE HOME CIRCLE a friendly form hurrying up to me, when I fainted and knew no more. XV hen I recovered consciousness, I found myself lying upon a bed, in the house of a Samaiitun, and leai ned tha; the British had been met at Lexington by a largo reinforcement, and had ef fected tbeii retreat to Chnrlestown, be ing followed to the very Neck bv some of cur men, and suffering continual losses all the way. I also learned that my good host was the friend who had so providentially come to my rescue. Being a little dis tance behind me, lie had heard the fir ing, and had hurried up just in time to save me. Taking up my apparently lifeless form, he had borne me bick and secreted me in some bushes, stand ing guard by me til! the enemy had passed ; and then with the aid of some friends, had carried tue to his own house, about half a mile distant. Here, under the best of care, I re mained for teveral weeks ; and just as 1 bad once more begun to get abroad in the fresh air, news came of the glor ious battle of Bunker's Hill, and filled me with new vigor and life. A few days after, though still far from c nnplete recovery, I joined the army at Cambridge, and once more took an active part iu that great and righteous contest, whose glorious re sults, my children, we all now enjoy. NOTES AND COMMENTS. CACKLING. —All eorts of incredible stories are told of the ostrich farms of California. The latest is that in the morning,during laying time,if the wind is in the right quarter, the cackling <>f the hen ostrich can be heard at a dis tance of forty miles. • A BRIGAND. —Black Bart lias robbed more than a score of stages in Califor nia single handed. He had a habit of writing doggerel verses and pinning them to rifled express I sixes. The re wards offered for his capture amounted to nearly .815,0 X), and a stray bit of hi* versification finally betiaycd him. A BODY OF WATER.—When it is considered that the Ohio drains a basin of mote tii m two bundled thousand square miles in area, and that the esti mated weight of an inch of rain over a single square mile is about sixty thou sand tons, the mental effort to reckon up the devastations wrought by tiie lat e floods seems useless. Too Much "Vim." Riding on the cnr.s one day last week, on one of the roads out of Chi cago was a man, not yet in the prime of life,so far as years go, but who \Va< in his old age, so far as mental and physical condition is to be considered. He was what might be called a total wreck in person and appearance. A few years ago tiiis man was consider ed one of the most promising young business lneti in the city. lie was full of getuptoitivness pluck, push aud energy. But he lacked one thing needful—caution. In an evil hour he became excited in speculation, and for a while he made money hand over list. Everything he touched seemed to turn to moncv. He finally sold out his legitimate business and went into speculation exclusively, lie bad the finest of everything. But one day stocks began to tumble. The man knew what he was about ; invested more and finally lie too, with his stocks took a terrible tumble, and when he looked about he found him self a bankrupt. He was too proud to take a clerkship, but pawned his line clothes, jewelerv, etc., and took to drink. The result of all of it is that man to-day is deep down in the mire of despondency, and the friends he had in his prosperous days, those who feasted at his expense, aud those whom he had helped in time of need only point their finger at him and snecvinglv call him "the fool." Vim and energy is a good thing. Ambi tion and desire to better one's self is an excellent trait in any man's compo sition, but with these traits a young man is very apt to get "rattled," if he lets his ambition run away with com mon sense or when he refuses to list en to reason. A young horse gener ally stands a better chance to win a hurdle race than an old one, but in its eagerness to jump the hurdle it often breaks its neck. Better be a little old and fogyish than to let reckless youth run at will unbridled. Let well enough alone, young man, and stick to legimate business, and you will,un der ordinary circumstances, come out the winner. Young man,if you would win a fortune,work and wait,but work a good deal more than you wait.— Peck's Si(7i. Youug Warriors j At the first battle of Bull Run John Meigs, a son of General Meigs, and a West Point cadet, seeing no I ' o generals about, assumed and for some time directed the movement of the troops, the officers supposed lie was tiid-tle-eamp, and that the orders came from the generals. Seeing the Con federates massing in the wood to take Green's Battery, Meigs ordered Colonel Mathewson to move quietly with his regiment to the support of the battery. The movement was promptly executed by the First Cali lornia, and then two other regiments were brought up. Later in the day the youthful general, seeing the field was lost, said to Colonel Mathewson : "You had better fall back toward Ccntcrville." "And by whose authority do you give me such orders as that?'' inquir ed the colonel "Well, sir," sani young Meigs, "the truth is for the lust two hours / have been unable to find anv generals, and have been commanding myself." I saw young Meigs on the field, and ho was wounded through the knee, but remained on duty, although in terrible pain and faint from the loss of blood. He was afterward kill ed in the Shenadoah Valley. In the First lowa there was a lit tle mite of a drummer boy named Kd ward or, as lie was more commonly called, Eddie Lee. At Wilson's Creek he had both feet shot off by a cannon ball. A wounded Confeder als,who was shot through the bowels and lay near Eddie had taken off his suspenders, and making of them liga tures, tied up Eddie's stumps to stop the flow of blood. During the night the soldier died and Eddie lay on the field all night beside him. In the morning, as soon as it was light, the First lowa were surprised to hear Eddie's drum beating the reveille down in a ravine. One of the men,following the sound of the drum, went to him and found the lit tle fellow seated on the ground vigor ously beating away, his drum fasten ed to a bush by his side. "Good morning, corporal," lie said; "oh, get me some water, / am so thirsty." The corporal got the water, and while lie was giving the boy a drink, the Confederates came up and captur ed them both. A horseman took Ed die up tenderly before him and carried j him to the Confederate camp, where ' his stumps were amputated and the ! wounds carefully dressed, but lie died in a few hours after the operation was performed. BETRAYED BY BAD GRAMMAR. "Three of these girls say they goto school regularly," remarked Justice Power in the Tombs police court the other day, as four children were about to step down. Agent Chiardi, who had arrested the three as delinquents, and the other for picking up bones, took the fourth girl to one side and said he "knew the others did not go to school. "Aren't they all together ?" asked the court. "No, sir," answered one of the trio. "Us don't belong to she!" "What ? The next girl who goes to school!—was that , sentence correct ?" "No, sir." "What should she have said?" "Her ain't one of we." "Horrors! The next try it." "She ben't one of us three." The justice groaned and asked the fourth girl to repeat the sentence. She had said nothing about school, but she replied, "She is not one of us." "You arc discharged," said t he court "The others will have a chance to study in a reformatory." HOUSES. —An idle team may be win tered upon good hay alone, but when lightly worked, a little grain at noon may be needed. They are to be kept iu good health and flesh, and the amount of grain should be goyerued-accordlast ly. Horses doing heavy work will need a few quarts of ground oats and corn daily, in addition to an abundance of the best bay. Young colts should have excellent care, for their future useful ness depends largely upon the growth they make the first winter. Linseed oil Ciike in small doses is one of the best remedies for costiveness in the young farm animals. Terms, SI.OO per Year, in Advance. Secret of Sheridan's Luck. How a Little Quaker Schoolma'am Helped Him to Win Winchester. 1 saw by the Philadelphia papers the other day that the Grand Army posts in that city had given a reception to Mrs. 11. M. Bonsai, and happening to walk down the street with General Sheridan, I asked him if he knew her. "Do I know her ? he replied with a surprised look on his face. "I should say 1 did. That woman was worth a whole brigade of soldiers and several batteries of artillery down in the Win chester campaign, and she was one of the genuine heroines of the war." , "Tell me about her?'' "Well, you seel always believe in lighting on information. People said I was reckless and daring, and all that, and when I happened to win a fight they said it was Sheridan's luck. But I tell.you there wasn't any luck about it. I neyer went it blind. I always knew what 1 was going to hit before I made a strike, and generally tried to strike at the right time." "And down there in 'G4," continued the general, "when 1 lay bfeore Win chester I wanted information of what was going on in the enemy's lines, and I wanted it awful bad. I must have it, don't you see, but how I was going to get it I didn't know. Crook was pretty well acquainted in all that country,and one day 1 asked him if he didn't know some one in Winchester we could de pend on. He said there was a little Quaker girl in the town that he thought was all right, and I concluded to try her. There was an old darkey who had a garden patch about fifteen miles from my headquarters, and he had a pass to go into Winchester three or four times a week with vegetables for the Confederate olflcers and towns people. I had hi in brougnt to my headquarters one night and asked him if he knew the schoolma'am. He said he did,and then I asked him if he could get a note to her without giving her a way. He said he could, and then I wrote her a letter on tissue paper, ap pealing to her loyalty and requesting her to give me some information of what was going on in the rebel camp. 1 wrapped the note up in the foil, in a little wad, dou't yon know, and made the old darky carry it in his mouth. The next day he went into town with a load of vegetables and gave it to her." "What was her name?" "Rebecca Wright was her fiame then, but she is married now and her hus band's name is Bousal." "Did you get an answer?" "Yes, the darky brought me back a reply in which she gave me some very important information and promised to send me more from time to time. We kopt up a correspondence lifter that ami I knew everything old Early was doing. After a few weeks she sent me word that Kershaw's division of 8,000 or 10,000 had been detached and was going to join Lee's army. As soon as I learn ed that lie was gone and was far enough off to prevent his getting back, 1 made the attack and captured Win chester." "Did yon find the girl when you got into town?" "Indeed I did, and my report of that battle was written in her school room." "Was she ever rewarded?" "Well, I got her a place in the treas ury department, and it was there she got acquainted with her husband, but I think she is entitled to a pension." A LOVE STORY. A romance of A. T. Stewart's life is told by tho New York coi respondent of the Pittsburg Dispatch. About sixty years ago Cornelia Clinch was one of the prettiest girls of New York. Iler father was a rich ship chandler who lived in a big bouse in a fashionable quarter. He was a self-made man and thought every man ought to be the arch itect of his own fortune. So he frown ed away every wealthy young fop who came to woo Cornelia, and sent her regularly to school to learn to be a sen sible, useful woman. Old Clinch atten ded St. Mark's Church, and on Sunday young Steward saw the daughter there. He fell in love with her and became a regular attendant at the church. He got acquainted with Cornelia, and as he was poor but industrious, the old man smiled upon him and inyited him to call and take dinner with them. After awhile Steward asked Cornelia a very interesting question, and she,like a good girl, blushed and said: "Y-e-e-s —if papa says so." Then Steward visited old Clinch,and he said: "Want to marry Nelly, eh? Think she's got a rich father,eh? Aud you'd like to come in for a share of his earn ings, eh?" "No, sir, you needn't leave her or me a cent.' I'll soon be richer than you anyhow." " You will, will you? Well, Hike that. Go ahead and take her then, and Heav en bless you both." So the young folks, who were tre mendously in love with^other,were mar ried and went to live in a modest little cottage on Reade street, and were .glad to be able to cover the floor witli rag carpet. There.it is said, they lived an ideally happy life, NO. 14- NEWSPAPER LAWS. If subscribers order the discontinuation of ne\vspi|ors the publishers may continue to send them until all arrearages are paid. it subscribers refuse or neglect intake their newspapers from the office to which they are sent they are held responsible until they hare settled the bills ami ordered them discontinued. 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A crowd of sitters were occupying their usual positions in a grocery store swapping stories, aud watching for a chance to "catch" somebody, when one of them carlessly remarked: "It is a very high-toned affair." "What is?" ;quickly interrogated a young man from the suburbs. "A thunder storm," was the reply. The man who ,was caught merely said: "oh," and congratulated himself on the fact that lightning seldom strikes twice in the same place. A scientific doughnut maker: "Bread!" exclaimed a Vasser College girl. "Bread ! Well, I should say I can make bread. We studied that in our first year. You see, the yeast fer ments, and the gas thus formed per meates everywhere and transforms the plastic material into a clearly obvious atomic structure and then—" "But what is the plastic material you speak of ?" "Oh ! that is commonly called the sponge." "But how do you make the sponge ?"" Why, you don't make it; the cook always attends to that. Then we test the sponge with the ttaei mometer and hydrometer and a lot of other instruments, the names of which I don't remember, and then hand it back to the cook, and I don't know what she does with it then, but when it comes on the table it is just splendid." Ten Million Oar Wheels. "There are more than 10,000,000 iron car wheels in use on American rail roads," said the master mechanic of one of the trunk lines, "and it requires about 52-5 pounds of pig iron to make one wheel. About 1,250,000 wheels are worn out every year,and the same num ber of new ones must be made to take their places. The iron men are called upon for only a small proportion of the 312,500 tons of material required for these new wheels, however, for nearly 290,000 tons are supplied by the worn out wheels themselves. Formerly the life of a car wheel was estimated at eight yeais, but the reduction of the railroad generally to the standard guage and the improvements in loading aud unloading facilities,have materially de creased the length of service that a wheel may be depended on to perform. The uniformity in gauge keeps cars in more continuous use,while the decrease in time of loading and unloading en ables them to be put to more active service even where they are run only on short local routes. "These figures do not include the wheels on palace c 3 aches and the betfc class of passenger coaches. The wheels on the grade of rolling stock are now made almost exclusively of paper. They are as servicable as iron, and combine lightness with strength a gieat desider atum where speed and ecootmy in mo tive power are of paramount import i ance." •B ' *-&&&> JIIUB