VOL. LVI. HARTER, AUCTIONEER, MILLHEIM, PA. J C. SPRINGER, Fashionable Barber* Next Door to JOURNAL Store, MILLHXIH, PA. JgROCEERHOFF HOUSE, ▲LLXGHXNY STRUCT, BELLEFONTK, - - - PAi C O. McMILLEN, PROPRIETOR. Good Sample Room on First Floor. •S-Vree Boss to and from all Trains. Special rates to witnesses and Jurors. 44 IRVIN HOUSE. (Host Central Hotel In ths City J Corner MAIN and JAY Streets, Lock Haven, Pa. S. WOODS CALWKLL, Proprietor. Good Sample Rooms for Commercial Travelers on first floor. D. H. MINGLE, Pbjrsici&n and Surgeon, MAIN Street, MILLHXIH, Pa. JOHN F. HARTER, PRACTICAL DENTIST, Office 1b 2d stery of TomUnsox's Gro cery Store, On MAIN Street, MILLHXIH, Pa. BP KIHTFR, a , FASHIONABLE BOOT A SHOE MAKER Shop next door to Foote's Store, Main 9t, Boots, Shoes and Gaiters made to order, and tat tafactory work guaranteed. Repairing done prompt ly and cheaply, and in a neat style. 8. R. Pxalr. H. A. 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JJ ACTINGS 6 REEDER, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, BELLEFONTE, PA Office on Allegheny street, two dopra east of the office occupied by the late firm of tnriw |r Hast -84.A i||u _ t| Bkt Pillitei* iiiwil STRN SONG. What makes the birds so merry ? What makes so ripe the cherry ? It is.the Sun that eornes along To mell >w fruit and mellow song; This makes the birds so merry, This makes so vlpe the cherry. What warms the blood that rushes To bring the tint that blushes ? It lathe Sun imparting heat To rosy lips to make them sweet. This warms the blood that rustics To bring the tint ttiat blushes. Why are the flowers growing, * With odors overflowing? because the Sun each blossom loves More thau the houey-lee that roves. For this the flowers are grow tug, With odors overflowing. AUNT POLLR ROOM. "Love in a cottage, stuff and non sense," saiil Mrs. Meredith, in the cnrt petulant tone which denoted years of grinding poverty, petty annoyances, and blighting cares. "Mary, I tliiuk you ought to know better. "But, aunt Polly, why shouldn't people love ono another as well in a kitchen as a palace?" pleaded Mary Meredith, a bright-eyed girl of nine teen who was plaiting up a new trim ming for the old cashmere dress which bad already been "turned" twice. "They don't," drily retorted aunt Tolly. "That's all I know about it." "When poverty comes in at the door, love flies out of the window." "Then it can't be real love," said Mary, very decidedly. "i kndw that I should be happy with Charley anywhere, even if we hadn't a carpet to the thxir, or a cur tain to the window." ".Fiddle-de-dee," said Mrs. Mere dith. . _ "That's all you know about it. That s just exactly what I thought when I married your uncle Cyril. "Folks say that old Benaiah Mere dith was a licli miser, and that, sooner or later, your uuclo Cyril would inherit all his property." "So he did, such as it was—this old tumbled-down house, half-a-dozen or so of sterile acres, and the 'Genealogical Family Tree' mounted on parchment and emblazoned in different colors." "But I didn't think of that. I was a foolish school girl in love, and, like all the rest of them, 1 married in haste and repented at leisure, "And here I am, at forty, a broken down old woman with your uucle Cyril helpless and bedridden upstairs. "To me he is a care and a burden. To bim I am a slave." "There, do you hear bis caue rapping on the floor upstairs?" "That is a signal for me to drop everything and hurry to him at once. "Get married, Mary; do, if you want to euter into just such wretched slavery, at once." Mary Meredith was silent. Aunt Polly had never spoken her mind quite so plainly before. Was it then true that aunt Polly had once been a rosy, dimpled young thiDg like herself, with a heart full of vague anticipations, a soul half unfolded like the convolvulus buds? Would life treat her with the same unrelenting cruelty? Would Charley Franklin ever shrivel into a snarling old bundle of akin and like uncle Cyril in the great bed up stairs? And as she pondered Aunt Polly came briskly downstairs again with a gruel cup in her hand. "Don't I hear the ragman's bells?" said she, peering out of the white-cur tained window. "Yes, it's Abram Se eley, with hi old grey horse, just coming np the road. Get the white rags, Mary, quick, and I'll run for the old newspapers and books." "But uncle Cyril didn't waut any of tlit old books to be sold, aunt Polly," remonstrated Mary Meredith. "Your uucle Cyril never wants any thing to lie touched," sharply retorted Mrs. Meredith. "He'd let the old trash of the house accumulate half-ceilmg high, if he had his way." "And as for those batttred old 'Rol lin's Histories,' he never has so much as taken them off the shelf rince old uncle Benaiah died. "And I mean to turn them into money, to buy good stout yarn for his winter stockings." "Are the white rags ready, Mary? Then call to Abe Seeley while I go alter the books." And Mary stooid by, scarcely disap proving, yet powerless to remonstrate, while the mildewed old volumes of 'Robin's Ancient History' were sold at three cents. "It's a shame," said she, "to sell those books for such a sum as that." "I'd l ; ke to know what possible use they can be to us," said Mrs. Meredith tartly. "Books is books," said Abe Seeley, a philosophical individual with a leath ery complexion and oily one leg. "But, to be sure, folks prefers poetry and romances nowadays." "They ain't just partial to ancient histoiy, as far as my experience goes." "Fifty dollars, that there last lot, Mrs. Meredith." "And three quarters," cried Mrs. Meredith. "Three-quarters at the very least, Abram Seeley." MILLHEIM, PA., TiIUItSDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, ISB2. "Call it fifty-dollars," said the one legged intineraut. "la's the covers of thebooksus weight heavy, Mrs. Meredith, and that's where the paper mills don't allow a fellow any thing," "Your cheating me," said the lady severely." "I'm cheating myself, Mrs. Mere dith," said Abe Seeley fervently. "Land of gracious! there's days as I don't fairly make my expenses. *' This was in the sultry glow of the September moontide. At sunset, the rag-wagon stopped alongside of deacon Franklin's old mill, where Charley, the deacon's eldest son, in his broad straw hat and work iug-eostume, was drawing a bucketful of cold sparkling water. "Never was mortal so thirsty in all my life," said Abe Seeley, as ho reached out for the gou;d shell. "Wed, Charley Franklin, have you finished that there course of divinity lectures yet?" "Whats that you've got in your wagon, Abram?" said young Franklin. Books? "I didn't know you dealt in general literature." "All's flsli as comes to my net," said Abe Seeley, with a grin. " 'Rollins Ancient History,' eh?" said Franklin, carelessly taking up a volume. "Is the set complete?" "Every blessed volume." nodded the rag vendor. "Don't yo want to trade for them, Charley Franklin, I'll sell 'em to you oheap." Young Frankyn was a book-lover— he glanced longingly at the ancient covers. "What do yon call cheap?" said he. Anil then and there liegan a diplo matic course of bargaining, from which Bismarck himself might have profited. Charley Franklin, being thoroughly in earnest, was at a disadvantage how ever, and although he secured the coveted literary treasure, he still felt that he had been cheated. While Abram Seeley went rejoicing on bis way, muttering to himself: "That wasn't such a poor bargain, that there wasn't "Ten thousand dollars! Oh, Char ley, ten thousand dollars!" cried Mary Meredith, in accents of incredulous delight. "You are rich, Charley. You can go on with your divinity lectures now, and we con be married whenever wo please." "Doesn't it seem exactly like a fairy tale?" sad Franklin, with a smile. ' 'To think that I rend through four of the battered old volumes before I came to the one hi which the ten thousand dollars were neatly flatened out between the leaves, touched with the least possible speck of gum arabic. at the four corners, to prevent them from falling out. "What!" cried anut Polly. "Ten thousand dollars? What on earth are you talking about, Charley Franklin?" "About some old volumes that I bonght last September—just before your husband died you know—out of a rag wagon," exclaimed Charlie Frank lin. "I got them at a bargain, for they were real antiquities in their way; and I'm trying to get a little classical library together, by degress, and, gummed between the leaves of volume five, I found these old bank-notes." Mrs. Meredith glared, then grew alternately red and pale. "You—you didn't tell us the name of e book," she gasped, instinctively putting her hand up to her throat. "Didn'tl?"said Charley. "I thought of course, I had mentioned it." "It was history—'Rolliu's Ancient History.'" Mrs. Meredith gave a grasp at Mary's arm to kpep herself from falling. "Mary!" she ejaculated. "Mary, it was the very pile of old books that 1 sold myself—uncle Benuiah's books. "It was uncle Benaiah's hoarded fortune that I flung into the rag-wagon that day." "What does it matter, aunt Polly," said Mary, "if it comes back to the original owner again?" "Of course, it is yours, Charley will restore it to you atomce." "Of course I shall, young Franklin declared, when matters had been ex plained to him. "Do you think I could for an instant retain money which was not rightfully my own?" "But it is yours,"|fcid Mrs. Meredith, recovering herself. "Yours by bona fide purchase and sale, "Let it go. Uucle Benaiah's money! It has only blighted my life with hopes unfulfilled and ambition that never was satisfied." "My poor old husband died, and never knew that it was his, and I stial l be better off without It." "Take it. you and Mary. Makt you r self a home with it, and Heaven grant that it may be a happy one." And so the young people took her at her word, and were nappy. But in the prettiest southern angle of the little Gothic cottage, which the young clergyman inhabits, is a nook, which is always called: "Aunt Polly's room." And after liiu's day of drudgery and disappointment, the sunset is closiDg brightly down upon aunt Polly's heart. For Mary, her darling, is happy. And in the refleoted sunshine oi Mary's brow, aunt Polly finds her own well-spring of peace. "WE'LL shake once more for the qui nine," as the ague said to the victim. Anrlont Tab!on. The Greek lady of leisure in Athens employed herself at the spinning wheel and had little need of u table,and beau tiful in design and form as all Greek fur nituro was, one striking natural charac teristic proclaimed itself in the furnish ing of the homes. They never had that for which they couid find no practical use, and conso quently, as the tables were only needed for the purpose of meals, they appeared only at those times, wdre mere slabs of wood, which were brought in at the dinner hour, and set down loosely upon their legs. The meal over the tables vanished with the empty plates. In Homeric days each person hod a separate table, and it was only when luxury crept in that a larger table for the men became common, while the we men dined at separate ones. Then the custom of lounging on couches,the elbows resting on the table, became usual, and the ladies were ex pectcd to sit, while their lords assumed the most comfortaole attitude they could find. Even then, however, the table played so entirely a subardinate part that we never read of it as being of handsome material, or, indeed, as being of any importance at all,except ti groan under the food, which was of the most luxuri ous description. The Romans, on the contrary, held their tables in the highest estimation; they even made collections of them. Seneca possessed 400 small ones. It is curious to trace in the accounts old writers give us of Roman luxury in this respect a sort of likeness to taste of modern days. No article of furniture iu the Roman house cost so much as the table, Those with one foot or pedestal biought enor mous prices, Pliny says that tables were brought in the first instance from the East, and were called orbes.not because they were round, but l>ocause they wer a massive plates of wood cut from the trunk of a tree in its whole diameter. Yet, oddly enough, we hear very little of tables in the East or in ancient history. Moses made a table for the Taberna cle, at if it were semetliing uncommon, upon which to lay the shew bread. Philo Jutheus describes it as having been two cubits long and one-half high, and dwells upon it as a remarkable piece of furniture. Fashionable tables in the luxurious Roman homes were colled "monopedia,' and were made of a massive plate of wood, resting upon a column of ivory; such tables w*re enormously expensive, and, uccording to Pliny, the wood was brought from Mauritania and cut from the trunk of the citrus tree. Some of the pieces of wood were four feet in diameter, and the ivory oolumn which supported them was extremely massive. They were polished and cover ed with thick cloths made generally of coarso linen, the first indication we meet with of the modern table cloth. Cicero had such a table, for which he paid the enormous anni of one million sesterces. Just as to-day the handsomest walnut tables are those made of wood cut from the trunk nearest the roots, so in the days of Roman magnificence highest prices were paid for the tables made from the lust cut of the citrus tree, because the wood was dappled aud marked. The White Home Dorses. Mr. Arthur brought on a pair of bay car riage horses from New York, a bay saddle horse he had used and a black saddle horse hat had belonged to Mrs. Arthur. The uew horses ate the leaders, brought here, not hecanse extraordinary, but because they are matched in color, build and size, the other hays with which they arc to be dri ven. These leaders are a trifle smatler, but iu every way are a handsome match. All four have the square cut tail. Allen Arthur has a pair of pretty, light buggy horses, also bay, but a lighter shade, lie drives them to a new, very light buggy with red ruuning gear. It is a dashing little turnout, very pretty aud just what a young man of his jears would delight in. But the favorite of the stable is the black horse that Mrs. Arthur always lode. The animal is small aud trim, with a lovely tiead, and a coat smooth and shining as satiu. It is very gentle and is here for the use of Nellie Arthur, who is just learning to ride. The President does not ride ard uas rarely done so for two or thiee years, but he is much attached to his saddle horse and likes to have the animai here where he can tee it any iine. The foui-in-hand, the two saddle horses and the light buggy span occupy stalls on the north side of the stable while the four office horses stand on the south side. Two of these horses be long to the president's private secretary, Mr. Phillips, and are a "last team," one jf ihe two having a noted record for speed. Mr. Piiillips seldom gives theua a chance to bhow iheir speed here, lor the pavements are considered ruinous to a good horse. President Arthur is like General Graut in his appreciation of the flue points of a horse, ind knowing a good hoise when he sees jne. The stables are taking on a touch of .he days when the presidential turnout was really worth looking at, and the beam lug face and erect figure on the box of Ai xrt, the colored ooachman, show that "Richard is himself again." But he looks upon the inquiring mind as having rcpor torial designs and declares he is afraid of "reporters." FOGG, who had been fed on pie for a lay or two, informed his land-lady that ne was not fond of pasteboard. Fogg was given his walking papers, Selection Selling. "Selections, gentlemen; every day this month I've beaten the horses," called out a rather shrewd-looking young man on Pier 8, Nortli river, Now York. Ho held in his right hand a bundle of sealed envelopes, which he shuflltMl over and spread out as if they were a pock of cards, "Sure thing," he continued ; "gives you the name of the winning horse in each race. Who'll have a selection ? Best on the track. Gives you all horses to win for both first and second places." Walking up and dowx the pier he accosted eacti group of men as they came up to the gangplank of the Jebse Hovt. "How much for 'em?" asked a coun tryman, who seemed to have come out of New Jersey. "Twenty-five cents." "Gives names of winning horses?" "Yes—every one—never fails. Have one ?" "Wa-ai, yes, I guess I'll take one." The selection seller pocketed the quarter and as he turned away the countryman said : "Say, there. If this ain't right, do I get my money back ?" "Yes—to-night in Central Park. Don't fail to meet me." The cc uutryman presently discovered that in order to wiu any money by the "selections" hewonld have to put money on the horses. This he had not bar gained for. and he was last seen trying to get his quarter back. Several men bought envelopes, and all did so in a laughing, lialf-asliamed way, as if they were willing for the sake of the fun of the thing to try it just once. "Do you sell many selections?" asked a repsrter of the man. "No—not many ; poor business." The selection man evidently regarded his interrogator as a possible rival in the business. The rejxirter bought on envelope. Within was a long, narrow strip of paper. On k were printed the numbers of the races, with a space for the first and second horses. For Wednesday's races at Monmouth Park it gave the winners as Parole, Pizarro, Amazon, Fair Count, Itaska and Frank Short. The first two were the only hits, so that one who had impartially followed the eelectious would have lost money. Sometimes the selections have excel lent luck. One day last week the old est man in the business named the six winning horses, and the next day named five out of six. It is said that he was once rich, and lost his money on the English turf. He sold tips while m England and is now to be tound busy at" every important meeting in this country. He advertises his business, and furnishes distant subscribers with iips at fifty cents a day or five dollars a week. He has an office in New York, where his wife sells the envelopes. He is always around the track and stables, and is said to have a tout who times the horses at exercise. His success has stimulated imiration. "Are you generally correct in your selections ?" asked the reporter of this dealer out of fortunes at twenty-five cents each. "If I wasn't," he replied, "I would soon lose all my custom. Of course 1 make mistakes. A horse may suddenly get out of condition, and there are a thousand mishaps on a race course. I only claim to name the horses that ought to win if they have a fair chance." At the entrance of the Monmouth Park race course a shabbily-dressed man of fered sections for sale. The first thought on seeing him was that if ho was aide to pick out winning horses he was al>le to buy better clothes. Appar ently he had some business at the gate, for he was afterward seen on the grand stand wearing a badge. The man from the pier also reappeared and continued his soles. When the first two races had run the selection sellers went about calling: "Selections, gentlemen; names all the winning horses. Named the first and second winners already." This was true, and business became brisk. The next race upset the selec tion men, and their voices were stilled. Suddenly they reappeared with pocket books loaded down with bank bills and announced that they would cash running tickets on Turco at a slight reduction. This is called scalping. It was not confined to the selection men, but a dozen others were in the field. They scalped from 10 cents to $1 from the winning tickets, but the great compe tition kept the margin down pretty low. The scalpers had hovered around the French pool booths until the value ol the winning ticket was posted and then rushed into the crowd shouting ; "Cash Turco, $12.50; worth $12.75." As cashing tickets at the booths often in volves a tedious delay many men were willing to pay 25 cents to get their money withot trouble. "How much do you make a day?" asked a reporter of a scalper. "From $5 to $lO oil a good day. It pays our expenses and gives us a little something over to bet on the races." A natural wool-velvet is now made in France Dy a new process for treat ing sheepskin with the WODI on. The woolly hairs stand by themselves like the nap of velvet, and yet adhere firmly to the skin, A Wo man'* Grit and Grip. Not long ago a iady who resided in Ivy Btreet, Atlantft, Georgia was "at home" to quite a number of friends and a pleasant evening was the result. Before the hour for separation had arrived, however, one of the guests of the lady was taken quite ill and was escorted to a bed room, where she was disrobed and made to feel as easy as every possible kindness could offer. About 12 o'clock she fell into a quiet sleep and tlieyeung lady who was watching by her side, thinking that her guest had forgotten her ills in sweet slumber, laid down upon a sofa, beside a window in the room, and was soon lost to the cares of this world How long she fclept she does not know, but whilst in the midst of a pleasant dream she felt something brush acroos her face and with a start awoko. Her awakening saved the life of her triend, but came near being her own death. The something which brushed across her face and awoke her was the night dress of that friend, who had, in a somnambulistic fit, arisen from her bed and walked across the room to the win dow, beside which the lady was sleep ing. To get to the window she crawled over the sleeping form of her host and then began an exit, which must have resulted in death but for the gown. Hardly realizing what she iras d< ing, thelaly grabbed the white fabric which had aroused her with both bands, and as she did so her ears were greeted with screams just outside the window. In an instant she realized that she was hold ing her friend in mid-air, and that to loosen her grasp on the cloth was to in sure her death. She was not physically strong, but with a nerve rarely equaled she tightened her hold and then joined in with her friend's call lor aid. Boon their combined screams awoke the in mates of the house, who hastened to the room and rescued the young lady from her aerial position, As soon as the somnambulist, for such she acknowledged herself to be, was drawn into the room, the young lady who saved her life fainted, and in the morning her nervous prostration was so great that her friends are iu great anx iety for her. Diamond* lu Georgia. Near Noreross, Georgia, there resides au old German geologist, who loves to live among the peculiar specimens of mineral and vegetable matter which he has unearthed and housed. He is an elderly gentleman of little sociability, but of great mental acquirements. His physics! endurance is simply astonish ing, For days at a time he wanders over the hills and through the dales near his home, collecting rocks and stones, limbs and roots, the properties aud - qualities of which are unknown to all but himself. The room in which his collection is is wonderful. In one receptable are arranged a number of stones whose bright rays remind the observer of diamond*. Iu the centre of this long rdoni there rests a stone half the size of a hen's egg, which was picked up by the owner months and months ago. It was found by its owner one rainy after noon. For nearly a week he had been on a tramp through the hills and dales near his home, aud, weary with his ceaseless toil, he was weeding his way home when his eyes fill upon something from winch the rays of the sun were scattered in a thousand directions. With little thought of what he was the geologist stooped down and picked up the object. It was nearly half the size of a hen's egg, and of an irregular shape. It was covered in many places with thick, heavy clay, which was removed with great care. It was found to be exceedingly hard, and whenever struck with a hard sub stance gave forth but little sound. It was almost colorless with hue and then a tinge of green. Its form was that of an octahedron, but some of the faces or sides were inclined to be convex, while the edges were curved. It was subjected to acids and alkalies without experiencing any perceptible change. Borne friends induced him to place it on the market, and only a day or two ago he received a letter from a diamond dealer in New York offering him $16,000 for it. A L>ang*rouft Depotdt. Not long ago a number of carpenters began tearing out the floor of the old Campbellite church, in Dallas, Texas, the congregation l aving sold the property to a business firm. While the remov, lot the floor was going on a piece of oil cloth about three feet square was discovered, and in the folds of the cloth was some hard substance. The workman who had found the object drew his fellows around him by his exclamations and unrolled the cloth in their midsL Three round pack ages were revealed. The finder did not know what the packages contained and was about to toss it into a corner when some one shouted, "That looks like dyna mite The man who held the explosive had sense enough to place it softly down during the stampede that followed. After a while the workmen mustered up the courage to look further. Each piece ol dynamite was a foot in length and two inches in diameter. Two bottles of nitro glycerine were found also as was a full set of burglars' tools. The carpenters were so much excited over their narrow escape that they hesitated awhile before they could he induced to go on with their work. 11 was evident that burglars had used the church as a hiding place. A Saliipsoii Mushroom. A fungus of the mushroom tribe, has exerted the wonderful strength which belongs to a growing plant by pushing its head through a solid asphalt floor at ihe Niagara elevator, in Buffalo. On Wednesday last the surface of the floor was observed to have bulged upward at a certain point, and the next day the mushroom made its appearance, to the great astonishment of everybody who saw it. Speaking of mushrooms, an in genious Frenchman is now cultivating an experimental bed of the edible variety in Mammonth Cave. Forty pounds of extra fine mushrooms have been thus raised in Cimmerian dark ness, and the enterprise is likely to be put on a commercial basis in the near future. fulling callie'a Tootn. "That tooth must come oat," said mam ma. Because, you see, it was loose and there was a new tooth pushing right along behind it*" "It'll hu-urti"Baid Callie, with a doleful quiver. "Not much, I guess," answerrd mamma cheerfully. "Open your mouth dear, r and she managed to tie a strong linen thread around the tooth before Calhe shut her mouth again, tight. "I ca ao't have it pulled! '* said she. "Very well, "said mamma,vexed a tittle, "you must keep the string around it until you can." Then CalJie's trials began. Papa was going over to the village, and he said Callie might go with him. But how coul.l she, with that awful string nanging out or her mouth. "Maybe I can pall it now," said Callie. "Count ten. mamma." •HJne, two three, four, live, six, seven eight, nine, t-c-n," counted mamma with long pauses. "Oh, I can't," cried Callie. And she (lidn't; and papa went to the village without her. It was almost Fourth of July, and there was to be a picnic in the grove, and Nel lie Slater said her mother was going to make currant pies. Callie liked currant pies above everything else, to eat "But you can 't go to the picnic with that string," said mamma, 80, one day, Callie went out on the door step and sat down to think it over. Joe was splitting wood in the yard. Joe was papa's choreb jy. "I'll tell yeu how to pull it,said be." "How?" asked Callie. "Hitch it to the door-knob and then open the door," said Joe. If you're 'fraid 'twill hurt, you needn't open it but a little." "Well, I will," said Callie; and she tied one end of her "tooth-string** to the door knob. But it wasn't a mite of use, for when she opened the door she walked right in alter it Joe's eyes tiegan to laugh. 4 '1 guess I'll get a drink of water, 'said he. He went in, and pretty soon he wanted to come out again. 4 'Go e- easy! o-ohl" screamed Callie. But Joe did't go a bit easy. He banged the door open so quick that Callie couldn't keep up with it And there hung her tooth on the door-knob. *■ W hat made you?" she demanded, and sat down to cry about it Bat when she found it didn't bleed the least mite, aor hurt any she began to laugh instead. "Anyway, now I can go to tie picnic and have some currant pie," she said,"and that's one comfort An Egyptian Lady. She wore, first, a chemise of some thin white material, with loose sleeves, embroi dered round the edge, hanging over her hand*; then a large pair of crimson silk trousers, so long and wide that they entire ly conct a'ed her bare feet;then came a gar ment like the Turkish anteree, descending to the feet before, hanging in a train be hind and opening at the sidea, with long sleeves open from the wrist to the elbow and falling back so as to display those of the cnemise beneath. The dress was made of cnmrou damask and embroidered all round ine edge with black braiding, and was confined—not at tne waist, but over the hips—with an Indian shawl wound two or three times round and knotted betore. The last garment was a jacket, reachuig only to the waist, with half sleeves, made of an exceeding rich stuff ot dark blue silk embroidered all over, in a runnmg pattern, with gold, and edged with gold braiding and buttons. Three large silver amulet cases, containing charms, were hung over the shawl girdle. The head dress is the prettiest part of the Egyptian costume, and Sofia's was exceedingly rich. Her hair was divided into 20 or 30 small braids hanging over her snoulders. to the end of each ot which were affixed three silk cords strung with gold coins of various sizes. Two rows of gold coins, as large as a half ciown piece, laid close together, encircled her torehead; and at each temple depended a clutter of smaller ones, with an agate or nament in the middle. The back of her head was covered with a small Egyptian fez, ornamented with a large ckoors of solid gold, and bound on by a hanokerchief of embroidered crape. She wore two neck laces of gold coins thickly strung together, and each individual piece of money de clining iroin a massive ornament in the form of a fisb; one of these necklaces was long, and the other just encircled her throat aud bet* eon them was a string of beads of Egyptian agates, as large as a bird's eggs, and strung together with golden links. Her ear-rings were of gold filigree in the shape of flowers, and her bracelets, of which she wore several, of massive gold and silver. We computed that she carried about three hundred aud fifty pounds on her person in coins alone, without including her other ornaments. Suaell of Faint* To get rid of this most objectionable odor iii a chamber or a hying room, slice a few onions and put them in a pail of water m the center ot the room; close the doors, leave the windows open a little, and in a few hours the disagree able smell will have almost gone. An other method is to plunge a handful of hay into a pailful of water, let it stand in a newly painted room over mght. This plan is also effectual. The fore going have the important advantage of being simple remedies, as the necessary materials are always easily attainable. Yet another plan, but it is rather more complicated. Place a grate of lighted charcoal on a piece of tiag or slate in the center of the room, and throw on it a handful or two of juniper berries ; shut out all ventilation from the room tor twenty-four hours. The doors and windows can then be opened, when it will be found that the nasty, sickly smell of paint has entirely gone. The furniture may be left in the room during the process, and none of it will be injured. A Novel Telephone* it is suggested that the wire-lences which bound a multitude ot Western larrns might be turned into telephonic connections at a small cost, to the great social advantage of lonely wives whose husbands are away from mlining until night. NO 36.