AGBIGULTURAL. BEST SHEEP FOR FARMERS. —The best sheep for a farmer to keep arc those that yield the heaviest fleece and the greatest number of pounds of meat, The scrub sheep will yield trom three to six pounds of wool per head, while Mirinoes will raDge between ten and twenty pounds, and thoroughbred Cotswoles more. Why is it that the farmers do not raise the sheep which will give thioe heavy Ce ces? Then as to the meat, the fine sheep pro. duce an enormous amount of fl'-sh, and does not eat any more than a scrub But besides these facts, the flue sheet do not only yield large fleeces per head, but the wool i of a'superior quality. The same is true of the sheep in comparison with scrubs, Southdowns, for instauce. are the fiuest mutton in the world, always commanding an extra price—a fle?h which princes desire- while the fleece is medium. The Shropshire stand next in quality, and are next to Cotswolds in fleeces. Tha profits of these breeds are very great in times of ordinary prosperity, aud uuder all circumstances it is best for the farmer to breed them because they pay better — the grand result which is the supreme ob ject of the farmer—the highest possible lemuneration for his capital and latior. And all said concerning sheep is true of fine breeds of cattle, horses, hogs aud poultry lu the face of ihese indisputable tacts, the mass of the people should not handle stock, aud en'ertaiu au ignorant opposi tion to tine breeds. STRAIGHTENING UP TREKS. —In August aua September trees begin tJ harden their wood, anil as the twig is then bent the tree will be inclined. A tree will usually ariange its foliage symmetrically, the shoots that are laggard this year ieeeivmg the most impetus next year, aud so filling up vacancies and irregularities. But a item once hardened in deformity canuol recover without aid. Only a stake sliffer than itself, so applied as to press against the (onvexi'y of the bend, while the "!ear mg off" portiou is drawn toward lhe stake and tied c!o e up to it, will remedy the ihsflgi r uieut. It is surp img bow few of those who attempt to straighten a tree s em by a stake apply the stake so as to effect their object. Set it on the side ln.ni stem leans, and close to the slew. Set it now, just before the wood hardens. T.e it at bottom, lop aud middle, so that the tree stem will bo straight a9 the rake, and so that the wind may not displace it. Add a brace, if ne cessary, to hold the stem erect atter the stake has made it straight (by October the stake may 1 e dispensed with) and if you have got a j tr t cudicular eye u ..our level head it wilt be a contiuual pleasure to look ever thereafter at that erect suppoit of the head of foliage, on the other hand crooked stems are, as loug as they staud, not only vexatious eye-sores plumb metrically, but monuments of neglect or or waut of knowledge on the part of the owner. HORSES IN HIT WEATHER —We went into a stable where the air was s'ltiiug hot, and reeking with odors from the ma nure beneath the horse's feet. The poor biutes were perspiring freely while swarms of,flies tormeuled the very life out of them. This was during the hour of noon when the horses were being fed and recruiting for a heavy afternoon's work in the mow ing mscn ne. We Lei that we are perfect ly . d effective remedy against worms in pigs, and the animals readily partake of it, when mixed in giuel or other sloppy iqpd. F>r pigs under three months old a teaspooulul is a do e, and for old' r ones a small ta .lespooulul. It may be given four days in succe.-Biou, moining and even ing, and repent d every other week. Give plenty of sour milk, green food, celery lops, acorns and s iced raw onions. Avoid stagnant and putrid wate • Gne to charcon 1 and ashes. ,Cows CHEWING B. NKS. — Cows will chew bones because they like tLe la te of them, and will rarely hurt themselves chewing them it let alone, and never, unless fright eued by a person or some master animal. Therefore a cow when chewing a brine, should tever be chased or started up sud denly. or she may be tempted to try to swall w it. L)KEP CULTIVATION, —We do not realize that deep end thorough pulvi rizntion is tquiva'eut to a cheti ical cl aQge of soiL Tne more the partic'es of jarth are separ ated biid exposed to the sun the higher they become electr.fLd; they inhale the air fr ely and carry the surplus water de per. HINTS —Coal ashes are useful fo mulchiug voung trees aud bushes. They prevent the soli liom drying out, and k ep down grass aud weeds. A simple aud eff. remedy for 1 ce on cattle is to give them a tbo-ough dusiing over with wood 8l es every other day, brushing them clean the following day. FOR a kick ng hi fili an old sack with hay aud suspend it from the loft by means of a rope, in sucn a manner that the horse will be able to kick it every time it swings agninst him. Let him kick until he stops of his own acc >rd, aud you will have no more trouble wiih him that way. IN Prusria the potato is cultivated with * eculiar success. As the stalks grow, lhe earth is heaped up, leaving only three leaves at the top; roo s are thus greatly in creased, while the p.oduct is said to be tutouis' log. DOMESTIC. PLAIN DUFFH-JYOU may call it H ton 111 pudding. Yon can make it in a jiffy, aud tho only time it takes is the boiling of it. You are caught sometimes, and if pudding is the word this is the way to get out o it. One quart of flour, sifted; a teacnpful of currants and a tablespoou ful of baking powder, and a pint of suet; mix them well tirst, iffkl then add enough cold water to make a stiff batter; put it in a pudding |tin, cover it with a cloth, aud let is go it in a steam boiler for one hour and a half. If you want a richer duff, just go through the same thing, adding the yolks of Ave eggs and a tablespoonful of butter. The sauce— You Bee you ain't got'uo sugar in them. This here sauce is quick, tix>. You want two tablespoonfuls of butter, and just a trifle less of sifted flour, and you grate a quarter of a nutmeg into it, and you add a teaspoonful of vanilla ex tract, or half a teasp lonful of lemon es sence, and a whole teaeupful of granu lated sugar. Now smooth it altogether, adding teaspoonfuls of warm water from time to time as you boil it until you get it to the thickness you want; but after all, I've seen many a nice lady take that sauce 1 and then dash molasses on the whole thing, ami say molasses was the best. CARE OF VACCINATION. —Avoid having a flannel or woolen sleeve or a linen baud around the arm, as they irritate it aud keep it sore much longer than it should be, and it will also prevent the vaccination from becoming perfect. Bo careful that the sore be not scratched or torn. Either leave the arm entirely bare or cover it with a thin, loose sleeve of calico or muslin. In case the arm la conics very much inflamed after tho tenth day do not jHiultiee it, but keep it covered with cloth wet with lake warm water, aud it will usually heal very rap idly. Babies should Ih> vaccinated lie fare they are five months old, if possible, so that they may get entirely over the effect of it before teething begins. It makes no difference at what time of the year the vaccination is performed. Vao cination such as we offer, will always prevent small pox if attended to in time. PANCAKES FOR LUNCHEON. —These arc made of eggs, flour and milk. The just proportions are one tahlespoonful of flour to each egg. To make small pan cakes, beat two eggs thoroughly and add sweet milk. Then take two tablespoon fuls of flour, work into a thin paste and ductile batter by adding the milk and eggs and a little salt. Grease the pan with a piece of sweet lard or butter and stir briskly to prevent adhering to the bottom. Wheu the underside is suf ficiently browned, turn it, leave the cakes folded, with su ar or honey and butter between the folds, or sugar alone. If this be too solid, add more eggs and less flour. A slight sprinkle of grated nutmeg will be an addition. To COOK A WHITE FlSH. —Choose one that weighs about seven or eight pounds, boil it until it is done, then take out all the bones; take a quart of sweet milk, two onions, and a little summer savory; boil until the milk is thoroughly seasoned and thicken it with flour, using enough to make a thin paste; add butter, pep per to suit your taste. Then put in a a pudding dish a layer of fish and a layer of dressing ; cover the top with rolled cracker, as you do scalloped oysters; bake for three quarters of au hour, or until the top is a goldexl brown. Serve with mashed potatoes, spiced curiants and the vegetables of tha season. CKKAM TO USE WITH LAYER CAKE. -Take one pound of blanched almonds, pound to a paste, one coffee cup of thick sour cream, two tablespoonfuls of corn starch scalded in a little sweet milk, beat alto gether and spread between the layers of cake; flavor with a little almond extract. This is very rich, and is suitable for the nicest kiud of cake. For more com mon use an iuviting cream may be made in this way : Take a pint of sweet milk, thicken it with half a cup of corn starch, add half a cup of sugar, and boil until the cream or custard is of the consisten cy of starch. When almost cool add one tablespoonfnl of lemon and yunilla and spraed between the layers of cake. BAKED EGO PLANT. —Trim off the stem end and boil the egg plant for twenty minutes in salt water and then lay in the colander to drain until per fectly cold; peel open and take out the seed, mash the egg plant smooth, pour ing off any water that comes, and add to it half a grated nutmeg, a saltspoonful of white pepper, half a teaspoouful ol salt, a teacupful of milk, a teaspoouful of butter, two eggs, and bread crumbs enough to make a thick batter of it; bake for twenty minutes in the disli you wdl serve it in ; two tablespoonfuls ol minced ham is an improvement. OMELETTE. —Beat up well four eggs, add a teaspoonful of cream or milk and a little sal'. Have hot in a skillet a half ounce of melted butter, aud pour in. During the frying, move the skil let continually to and Iro. Continue this until there is a soft, juicy cuke formed ; then let remain still a moment to color. Turn out on a dish, and seive at once. MUFFINS. —Two eggs, one pint of Hour, one teaspoon baking powder, one teacup of milk, a piece of butter hall the size of an egg, and a little salt. Mix the Hour, baking powder and salt to gether. In another dish beat the yolks of the eggs; add the milk and butter, then the Hour, then the beaten whites. Beat well together, and bake in gem irons in a hot oven. BROWN BREAD.— "Auntie Brown ' is famous for her brown bread, and this is how she make# it: Three cups of sour milk, one of sweet milk, three cups of Indian meal, one cup of rye meal, one cup of wheat Hour, one cup of maple molasses, three teaspoonfuis of salera tus and a very little salt. Steam three hours aud bake one-half hour. DELICIOUS CAKE. —Two cups of white sugar, one cup butter, oue cup milk, three eggs, half teaspoon soda, one tea spoon cream tartar, three cups flour; beat butter and sugar together, add the yolks of eggs, taen the beaten whites; dissolve soda in milk, rub the eream tartar in the flour, aud add last. Very nice and easily made. MUTTON OR LAMB STEW. —Cut some slices of rare lamb; put them in a fry ing pau with enough gravy or broth to cover them. Or, if not these, then make a gravy of hot water, butter or catsup. Boil up, stir in pepper, salt, and a large spoonful of currant jelly. Send to ta ble iu a hot dish, with the gravy poured on. Anhydrous phosphoric acid is believed to be iLe most powerful driing agent known. When air fro.n which the mois ti r lai teen r< mov d by ordinary means and tkea dried by sulphuric acid is sub jected to its influence it is found that the two-millionth part of the weight of the air in the form of moisture disappears. HUMOROUS. BLANK verse and love on the towpath: Beneath the night's bespangled arch they were strolling along unconscious of aught save the intermitting fancies of their twain hearts. Suddenly they paused and gazing at a ruddy star that IIHSIMHI like a great ruby in the firmament; she said: "Diomedes! what rufeseent orb is that which winks with bloixly e'en from vonder dome?" "That, Andromeda," spake her cour tier knight, "is Mars, the wad of gore —beg pardon, I mean the god of war." "Ah, yes; and looks he not like some gaunt Achilles, armored for conquest, bidding defiance to the hosts of Hades?" "He doth, Andromeda, he doth ! Or like some grim avenger furling a hoc— dash it ! 1 mean hurliug a foe—to the death !" I'iirLt Sam's Men. Uncle Barn's letter-carriers are a hard working set of men, and are liable to con tract rheumatism because of the constant exposure to which they are subjected. Calling at the poet-ofllce the reporter had a pleasant conversation with Mr. J. 11. Mattern, one of the most popular and clever letter-carnois in Indianapolis. Mr. Mattern said that, while in the army dur ing the civil war, he sprained oue of his ankles, which was always worse in the spring during the period of the rapid changes in the weather. He did not find much relief from the several remedies he applied. But two years ago he hit upon St. Jacob's O 1, and experienced wonder ful relief from its use. Several applications ot the Great German Remedy relieved him eutirely. The reporter talked with others among the letter carriers and found that the great German Remedy was popular in the post -otlice. They use it for sore feet, rheumatism, etc., and praise it highly.— lndianapolis (Jnd.) News. "How ilo you like my book?" asked Brown. "1 am delighted with it," replied Fogg. "Are you, indeed?" said Brown, his face glowing with pleasure. "Yes," responded Fogg. "In fact, 1 don't lielieve I could live without it." "Oh, vou flatterer,"exclaimed Brown. "No, I'm no flutterer," returned Fogg, warmly. I tell you the truth. 1 used to be troubled with insomnia, but all 1 have to do now is to take up your book, and 'poll honor, Brown, I'm asleep be fore I'vh read half a page. Couldn't get along without it, my boy." Brown simply said "Oh!" as he started to go. He didn't repeat the charge of flattery against Fogg. Perhaps it did not oeeur to him, or perhaps he did not want to hurt Fogg's feelings. We see in the New York Spirit of the Time # mention of the cure of Mr. George Drake,4o Fifth street, lmliauapolis. Ind., of a severe case of water rheumatism, by the use of St Jacob's Oil. — Cincinnati Enquirer. THERE was displayed near the soda water fountain, in a drug store, the sign "Bovine Vaccine." A young man, ac companied bv a young woman who might have been his country cousin or sweetheart, entered, and in response to the inquiring look of the IKV who tend ed the fountain, said : "You may give me bovine." The young woman's eyes had been resting on the unusual sign near the fountain, and when her com panion turned to her and asked how s e would take hers, she said, timidly, "1 guess I'll try u little vaccine." I>r. Holmau'N Aim Is that of every legitimate physician, wh \ in writing a prescription, make 9 it his lirst business to select the best combination of elements that he can find for the de-ired purpose, let the cost be what it may His experience with the l'ad led him to give unusual attention to lhe invention of a useful Blaster atd we risk nothing iu say ing that he has enabled us to present the best Blaster ever offered to the people, MR. LONGFELLOW was born In a wooden Me., house in Portland, which is still standing and which is known to all the children of the city as the first abode of their favorite jxiet, A teacher in one of the public schools, after giving divers lessons on Longfellow's beautiful life, asked her pupils if any of them knew where the poet was born. A little hand went up in a hurry, and a small voice pqxHl forth, "In Patsy Connor's bed room," —Master Connor being now one of the occupants of the old Longfellow house. SufTVrinir IK Needles. BROOKLYN, M. Y., June 21, 1881. 11. 11. WARNER & CO. : Sirs: — l find that palgatation of the heart, shortness of breath, dyspepsia and pains in the kid neys yield easily and gracefully to your Safe Kiduey and Liver Cure. IB BERT 11. THURSTON, THERE are some dispensations of nature which are not easily comprehended by the casual inquirer, and do not become very much plainer when carefully exam ined. One of them was remarked upon the other day by a young lady, "It is very curious," she observed, "altogetlirr unaccountable, indeed, that the tortoise from whom we get all our tortoise shell combs has himself no hair whatever." Could I but see Carbohne made, And view the process o'er, No bald head pate would make afraid, Nor gray hairs Fight me more. As now improved aud perfected, No oil was ere so sure, All skin disease, of limb or head, It never fails to cure. A GOOD fellow, n little deaf, went into a theatre iu London, the other day, where a pantomime was going on. For five minutes lie contented himself with listening with all his might, leaning for ward, making an ear trumpet with his hand, etc. At last, finding himself still unsuccessful, he rises, and cries out in a rage, "Louder! louder, I tell you ! No body can hem* that!" Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound has done thousands of women more good than the medicines of many doctor. It l? a positive cure for ail female com plaints. to Lydia E Pinkham. "The doctor says my lungs are affect ed and that I must not take more than three drinks a day." "I would try some other doctor." "I did, and he said the same thing." "Well, then, if each one of them said you could take three drinks a day, that will make about six drinks." THE barber's children are little shav ers; the upholsterer's are little tackers; the butcher's are young lambs; the car penter's are chips from the old block, and the angry man's are little pets. Glazed Photographs. —The bcautlfnl gloss on photographs called enanuiling is produced as follows: After the prints have been toned, washed and trimmed in the usual way they are immersed in a warm filtered aqueous solution of gelatine of about the consistence of collodion, to wntch is afier added a small quautity ot sugar candy. Whenihe paper has become well impregnated with the liquid the pieces are removed end placed, smooth face down ward, upon a plate of glass previously coated with a four per cent, normal collo dion, aud air dried. In placing the print care must lie taken to quickly press out all air bubbles. Afterward a sheet of stout white paper, cut somewhat larger than the prints, is cemented to the back of each photograph to protect the pictures in the eveut of their spontaneously leaving the glass on drying. The plates are allowed to reuiaiu over night iu a dry locality, when the portraits may be separated from the glass by making an incision of the lllm all around the paper. "Imow art* You My Old Krleiiila?" Aaked a bright looking man. 'Oh! I feel miserable, I'm bilious and can't eat, and my back is so lame 1 can't work." "Why in the world don't you take Kid ney-Wort? that's what 1 take when I'm out of sorts, and it always keeps me in j>erfect tune. My doctor recommended it tor all such troubles." Kidney-Wort is the sure cure for biliousness and con stipatioii. Don't fail to try it. — Long Branch New*. (tan Lighting in Citien. —ln addition to payiug 70 cents per lamp for electric lighis in the streets. New York has contrac ted to pay the several gas companies as iollows: New \ork Gas Light Company, tor the district south of Grand strec', $17.60 a lamp per year; Maoha'tan Gas Light Company, district her ween Grand and Thirty-fourth streets, sl7 £0 a lamp; Mu tual Gas Light Company, certain streets between Tbirty-fonrth and Seventy-ninth sine e and the parks south of Thirty-fourth street, sl7 60 a lamp; Metropolitan Gas Light Company, district between Thirty fourth aud Sevefity-niulh streets, sl7 50 a lamp, Harlem Gas Light Company, district north of Seventy-ninth street and south of Spuyten Duyvil creek and the Harlem river. $lO 50 a lamp; Central Gas Li .'lit Company, Twenty-third Ward, S2O a lamp; Northern Ga9 Light C inpany, that part of the Twenty-fourth Ward formerly the vdlage of Watt Farm*, $32 a lamp; Youkers Gas Light Company, the remain der of the Twenty-fourth Ward S3O a lamp. If Nearly Dtiad after taking some highly puffed up stuff with long testimonials, turn to Hop Hit • era, and have no feur of any Kidney or Urinary Troubles, Bright s Disease, Dia betes or Liver Complaint. These diseases cannot resist the curative power of Hop Hitters,besides it is the great family medi cine on earth. Dry Separation oj Gold from Sand.- A novel apparatus for separating gold from sand without the use of water was recently completed and tested in New York. It is intended for use in the placer regions of the West, Mexico, and Central America, wi ere gold;bearing sand if found at a dis tance from water sufficient for hydraulic tflining The machine is about five feet in diamefer, and is arranged to throw the sand by centrigugal force against a "wall" of mercury, maintained in positun by c n trifucal action. In this way it is claimed, every particle of gold is brought in cou tact with the mercery and amalguniab d. while the sand is blown away by means f an air blast. The machine is said tocleun a t< n of rand in twenty minutes, and to 1 e so thorough in its operation as to make it possible to work over with profit the tail ings of mines worked by ether systems. The power required to operate the machine is not given. Every one of our lady readers should send five three cent stamps for a copy of Slrawbridgr& Clothier's Quarterly, oue of the largest fashion magazines pub lished. The present number contains 120 large pages, with 1000 engravings, illus trating the new fashions and four pages of new music. Stiawbridge & Clothier, Blh aud Market streets, Philadelphia. In recasting o:d urassts sufficient care is rot always taken to preserve the original proportions of tne mix. and as a result it is sometimes said that they do uot wo r k as well as the first lot of the same receipt or foimula. This is quite probable, for the reason that zinc burnt up rapidly, and the lead also when any is used. Enough of these metals should l>e added to all old re cast brads to bring them up. About one pound of zinc and lead to 16 pounds of brass is said to give good sound castings. On Thirty Ilyn' Trial. The Voltaic B-lt Co., Marshall, Mich., will send ti eir Elect o—Volts, o Belts and other Electric Appliaucts on tnal for thirty davs to any person sfflioted with Nervous Debility, Lost Vitality, and kindred trouble*, guarantee ing complete restoi at ion of vigor and man hood. Address as at ove without delav. P. B.—No risk is .ncurred, as 30 days' trial is allowed. A French chemist is said to have ob tained a dense, black gum fro n the outer la\ers of the birch tree bark by dis'illatiou possessing all the ordinary properties cf gutta-percha, and having the additional merit of resisting the deteriorating influ ence of air, and the corrosive action of ac ids. This advantage would make it use ful as an iugredient of india-rubber aud gutti-percha, which it would render far more durab'e. It would be interesting to know just what species of birch supplies the bark used. Alkl'i Brain root Cure* Nervous Debility and Weakness ti Goner stive Organs, sl—all druggists. Sand for circular. Alien's Pharmacy, til first air,, N. 1. A LAWYER once said to a countryman in a smock frock who was undergoing his examination in the witness box, "You in a smock frock, how are yon paid for lying?" "Loss than you are, unfortunately," was the reply, "or you would be in a smock frock t." . That IfuHiiaiul of Mine Is throe times the man he wa* before ho bepan Wells' Health Henewer. sl. Drug gists- Seud for pamphlet to E. 8. WELLS, Jersey City, N. J. TAM (to countryman who is driving a horse and cart). "Wliar ye gaun the day, Jock?" Jock.—"Urn gaun to the station for forty pianos." Tam.—"Ye mean a piano-forte." Jock.—"Weel, whit's the diflf'rence?" Children that are weak and without ap petite should be given "Dr. Lindfey's Blood Searcher." They will improve at once. THE man who goes fishing, aDd sit. in a cramp inviting position on a nar row thwart from early morn to dewy eve' and calls it fine, is the same man who never goes to churcli because the pews are not comfortable. Vegetine Worked Like a Oharin—Onred Salt Rheum and Erysipelas. 7fi Corrr St., Komk, N. Y., Ju.y 10, 1879. Mr. 11. It. Htkvrns: Deur Sir—OiH' year ago last fall my little lw>y hail a breaking out of Kkykiki.ak and salt Khkim, Ills fare being one mattered sore of the worst de scription. Noticing your advertisement In the pa pers, 1 purchased two bottles of the YkuKTINK, and, with the two bottles, my son was cured. 1 never saw anything like the Vegetine; it worked like a charm. I have been city watchman at Home for years. This testimonial Is gratuitous. Yours, respectfully, IIOHATIo UKII)I.KY. ItliikeN You Happy. Hai.tihokk, Mil., May 8,1879. M a. 11. H. Stkvkns : Dear Sir—l was dragged down with debt, pov erty and suffering lor years, caused by sickness In my family and a large bill for doctoring, which did uot cure them. 1 became discouraged, until by the advice of uii old friend, I commenced using the V koktink, and in one mouth we were all well.und none of us have seen a sick day since. I want to say to all who know me, you can keep your family well the year routnl, by using Ykuktink. H. SMITH, 13 No. Exeter Street. IHmpiisc of I lie lllood. lUI.TIMOKK, Mo., Apr. 28, 1879. Mr. 11. H. Stkvkns: Deur Sir— 1 have suffered for about two years with a disease of the hhxnt, and after using dilTer eut remedies, but eluding no relief, 1 was induced lo try VtcunriNK. After taking two bottles I was entirety cured. I have recommended It to all my friends, and twlleve 11 to be the best medicine of the kind iu use. Yours truly, LEANDEK LUBBY. Vegetine is tiie best SPRING MEDICINE. Vegetine is Sold by all Druggists Pessbeeesb C FOR fHE PERMANENT CURE OF i 1 CONSTIPATION. | £ O No oth -r disease is so prevalent in this ooun- SB try as Constipation, and no remedy has ever • equalled the oelcbrated Kidney-Wort as a c E cure. Whatever the cause, however obstinate a Q the aese. this remedv will overcome it. w <9 oil Pfi THIS distressing com- ® • r llstwi plaint is very apt to be £ oomplicated with constipation. Kidney-Wort "[ strengthens the weakened parts and quickly a O cures all kinds of Pilos even when physicians J" • and medicines have before fkilsd. £ 12- IV It you have either of these trouble*; ig < PRICK SI. 1 use r aaHnsafcziESß &OQ.M REWARD. Will be paid for the detection ami conviction of any person selling or dealing In any boguA, coun terfeit or Imitation Hop Bittkrs, enpeelally Bit ter* or preparations with the word Hop or Hops In their name or connected therewith, that Is Intend ed to mislead and cheat the public, or for any pre paration put In any form, pretending to be the aaiue as Hop Bittrka. The genuine have cluster of Grbkn Hops (notice this) printed on the white label, and are the pnrest and best medicine on earth, especially for Kidney, Liver and Nervous Diseases. Beware of all others, and of all pretended formulas or recipes of Hop Bittkks published in papers or for sale, as they are frauds and swindles Whoever deals In any but the genuine will be prosecuted. Hop Bittkrs M TO. Ca, Rochester, N. Y. UlcEßSja |T|] |k 4 1) rfiCATARRtfi JLE. SELLERS & COL PITTSBURGH, PA. HOSELfff BITTerS Kor a quarter or a century or more Ilofitetter's Stomach Bitters has been the reigning specific for Indigestion, dyspepsia, fever and ague, a loss of physical stamina, liver complaint ami other dis orders, and has been most emphatically indorsed by medical men as a health and strength resiora tlve. It counteracts a tendency to uremature de cay, and sustains and comforts the aged and in firm. 6 For sale by all Druggists and Dealers generally. RUPTURE! IU Orlnln Relief and Cure, bv Dr. J. A. HIIKIIMAN'S Method, withoutiheinoon veuience and in- Jury trusHOM inflict ilia book, with likenesses of bad oases before and after cure and indorsements of emi nent physicians. clergymen, merchants, farmers and others, ia mailed for ten cents. Ofllce, 3*ts WALNUT Street Next days of consultation. May 17, 18, IS> and 81 and June 1 and A L'rincip&l Ofllce, 251 BROADWAY, New York. | Per Week can be made In any locality, HVv Something entirely new for agents. $3 out fit free. O. W. IN QK AH AM & 0O„ BostonTMaaa. YOUNG MEN and be certain of a situation, address VALENTIN! 8808. Janesville. Wisconsin. TDIITU 18 MKJUTX. Prof. MAK.TI.NfcZ, I II W I n tha Grant Spaniah Ber. Aatrologer f and Psychologist, will, for Jl) ceuta, with age. height, / ■pHV \ aolorofeyea and lock of hair, avud a CORRLt'T PiC-' TURK of jour future husband or wlfa. with natat. lima. J and place of inaatng, and data of tuarriagt, paycholog- , . leal 1 j pradioted- Money returned to all not satisfied. Address l>af. L. Unrtinei, 10 Moot'y Pl..Boston, Maaa. ~ ~ 265 nil DTI IDF CURE OnAfMtMd by J. B. HATER'S Kill# 5 IIKP Method. Permanent Cur* for all CUM. lIUI lajl Ik I I'atieott of both Mexe# and of arery Age •ntlrcly Cured by thia Treatment. Bend Stamp for Testimonial* of person* eured. Advice Fran. Offloe houn,A.M. tottV.M. 831 ARCH ST., l'hila. Those answering au advertisement wll confer a favor upon the advertiser and th publisher by statlpg that they saw the ad veruseanent in ctillTout-nxl (naming pape | A CONTRACTOR who in building ft BOWPr up town, observed one morning that the face of a member of liia gang was di.slig ured with bruises and piasters . "Halloa, Jimmy," said he "what have you lxMn doin'?" "Not vury much, sort,"answered Jim my. "I was just down at Bill Mulli gan'H last night, sorr, an' him an' me luid a bit av discooHhiu wid sticks." To Consumptives. Header, can you believe that the creator atllictß one-third of mankind with a disease for which there is no remedy t Dr. R. Y. Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery ' has cured hundredß of cases ot consumption, and men are living to day—healthy, robust men—whom physicians pronounced in curable. because one lung was almost trone. Send two stamps for Dr. Tierce's pamphlet on Consumption and Kindred Affections. Address WORLD S DISPENSARY MKIUOAI. ASSOCIATION, Buffalo, N. Y. A YOUNG nobleman in a frightful rail way accident missed his valet. Olio of the guards came up to him and said : "My lord, wo have found your servant, but ho is cut in two. "Aw, is he?" said the young man,with a Dundreary drawl, but with a trace of anxiety depicted on his countenance. "Will you l>e good enough to see in which half he has got the key of my car ]H*t bag ?" Young or middle aged men suffering from nervous debility, less of memory, premature old aire, as the result of bad habita, should send three stamps for Part VII of Dime Series Pamphlets. Address WORLD'S DISPENSARY MEDICAL ASSOCIA TION, Buffalo, N. Y. MRS. MALLOY —"Sliure, Mrs. MeGin liis, an' it's rather poorly you're lookin' this morn in'." Mrs. MeGinnis—"lndnde, thin, Mrs. Malley, an' it's g it in liquid or drv form. Equally efficient in either.— lio*f<>n Sunday Budget. A CLEVER actress was playing Juliet to a crowded house in th the oountry. As she lay dead iu the tomb, she contrived to ask Romeo how the scene was going. "Beautifully," he answered, "the peo ple in the pit have to put up umbrellas to prevent ls*iiig drowned by the tears of those in the gvllerv." Bright'* Disrate, Diabetes. Beware of the stuff that pretends to cure these diseases or other serious Kidney, Urinary or Liver Diseases, as they only relieve for a while and make you ten times worse afterwards, but rely soiely on Hop Bitters, the only remedy that will surely and permanently cure you. It des troys and removes the cause of disease so effectually that it never returns. ft "I never thought of that lxfore. I'il see the rest of the deau must la l working somewhere in the neighliorhood of that printing office. For dizziness, headache, pain in the back, biliousness, and fever and ague, use only "{Sellers' Liver Pills." "Yon are looking tiad," remarked Snowlx-rger to Colonel Percy Yerger. "What's the matter?" PAILADEU-HIA, 1882. J. K MAYKR. Ikar Sir;— Our aoo h i been troubled with ltu. ture many yearn. Bv your treatment, he is now entirely cured. He ueeJa DO Support or Trurs. Our babv. also, wbeu born had a Double Ruptme. and a entirely cured by the uaeofyonr Lu iment. Being now aaaured, by the success or my children, I am sxtishod to oome under your'ireatment, in which I 1 ad no fauh previoualv. JOH\ KLEYLI, 1014 Canal Street Dr. Kline s Great Nerve P* .corer is the marvel of the age for all nerve diseases. All tits stopped free. Bend to 031 Arch Btreet Philadelphia, Pa. ■ns as. MOM AW * HBAMT, Mutua Lift Building, Tenth and Chestnut streets, hi re oa Hand a superb stock of extra fine quality Dta taonua, which they offer at as low prloi aa •tomes of ths Oral quality, perfect alike la cents per box. AxT by all l>ru-'ijt. My porco)ala-Hied Pumps art manufactured undcr|icns,a*d buyers are guaranteed against any bm|*M claims from the Company holding the pateat. Don't fail to make note of this point. xfi \ \ * KVAVM \S- ■a\aa\T Carefully made \ All of i \ the most Best Selected \ \ Valuable Timber. \ \ Improvement!. The BLATCHLEY PUMPS are for -site by the I best houses io the tra e. Name of my nearest agent will be furnished on appiicatlen to C. 6. BLATCHLEY, Manufacturer, 308 MARKET ST., PHILADELPHIA, PA. THE LARGEST FEATHER. MATTRESS AND BEDDING ESTABLISHMENT IN THE STATE. fif ODORLESS ® °f all flm-das* 1 GEESEm prnerel stores. B FEATHERS, ffl your merchant H. S. Ste übtrgw, Bevoart of Imitations. la IS Market ML, Send stamp lor prioe-list. fhilada., fa. K I 1 kkl P V CA KIU AUK CO— n'tL 0 WBIIILvOI T>rHtf 7 UIT.. fttemWwiS HIDE?) improved ROOT" REKH. M lllCw 85©. package makes 6 gallon* of a II delicious, wholesome, sparkling Temperance lieverage. Ask your druggist, or sent by mail for 85©. C. E. HIKES. 4S Si Delaware Ave., Phlla. ■As® BMahasK A\te, J&ikpn/ an* Acre. JJrctioru. *£fW?W if taken as directed KoFitxfUr> treatise and $2 trial bottle free to F ttpatlenta,thex paying expresaage. Bend namo, ?• address to Da. KLINE. 931 Arch $U Philadelphia. I'a. Seeprmcwaliirui/ffuttk Q Holman's Pad Acts by Absorption /■ W, J1 Through the I RR JLM INERVE FORCES and (he j | UIBCEEATIOA. VKADSMAJUL. . The Only True MALARIA ANTIDOTE. It is the only known remedy that positively ex pels every vestige of malarial taint from the blood without the use of poisonous drugs. It in a pos itive preventative and ©are. Dr. Hol man's Btomach and Liver Pad is a sovereign reme dy for (.'bills and Fever, and every other form of malaria, all stomach and liver troubles, nervous and sick headaches, chronic diarrhoea, children's diseases, and many of the complaints peculiar to Females. Special instructions free of charge by addressing G. W. Holman, M. D. FnU treatise sent free on application. For sale bv all first-class Druggists, or sent by mail post-paid on receipt of price. "Regular' Pad, $2.00; Lung Pad, $3.00. Beware of Bsxns and Imitation Pads. Ask for Dr. ftftolmau*s. Take no other. HOLMAN PAD CO., Box 211?. 744 Broadway, R. Y. (O a DAY made distributing circulars. Address BOX I, Oakland, Kentucky- _ SUMMER BOARD! Feat fully funny. Profusely il lustrated. All newsdealers, loe. P.0.80x aif7B.N.¥. STENCIL Plates, Button Hole Scissors, 40 and SO cents. G 8. ERNEST, VVaHingford, Connecticut. I P* #% A V Our illustrated IJve of the JTaa.eS S!■ k Brother* is ciihirgcii to 51M1 Puces t§ kW W k ""h ?U lilantrutloiio, aud is complete including lUc liej'.ii and Burial ol J efc AND We ateoulustrate the killing, tlie house, _ _ Jesse James after death, his wife, tys rni hi I# tuocluklren born in outlawry, the Furat P 1 KA NR who made the capture .etc.also a full-page I linnit engraving oi Gov. Crittenden. AfaKNTM _ _ _ _ J WANTKB. Circular free. Outfits 40 eU. I A 11 rB This is the only true history Beware ot 1 A Ufa V* Al smaller editions. 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