AGRICULTURAL. FRUIT NOTES. —The climate and soil of our country afford unequaled facilities for the cultivation of trait. A rich treasure lies within the reach ot its inhabitants in the profusion of delicious kinds which suc cessive months may be made to supply. And yet but few have availed themselves fully of these advantages. While travers ing our country, neat comfortable homes are seen everywhere interspersed, and plen ty is indicated by loaded orchards and abundant harvests. And yet how few of the prosperous owners are aware, fully, of the rare delicacies their fertile lands are capable of yielding. Apples of choice se lections including the early harvest, the Fall and Winter varieties can be grown to last through the year. Peaches in rich profusion from the loaded boughs, the mel low shower can be obtained for ten sue cessive weeks. Plums, rich, tuiey and bloom-dusted may be had fresh from the tree from early wheat harvest until the ground freezes in Autumn. Among the thousand varieties of pears, that have fruited in this country, selections can be obtained that ripen trom early har vest througn Summer and Fall until mid winter. How few there are that practi cally know that a whole yearly circle of fruit is within their reach, beginning with strawberries, raspberries and cherries for early summer including plums, apricots, peaches, and nectarines for Summer and Autumn and closing with high flavored pears, apples and grapes extending the season of ripening through Autumn and Win ter and far into the succeeding Spring. We are pleased to announce that the number < icultivators is rapidly increasing who may nlace upon their tables many delicious sorts on almost any day of the year. It is ,well known that the man who plants trees, plants for nimseif as well as for his chil dren. By bad management trees may not prove a source of profit to the planter. Young trees surrounded with weeds and gralts could not be expected to floui ish. No good farmer would expect to raise corn in nis meadow. The fruit tree wheu plant ed under such circumstances cannot be ex pected to thrive. Trees plaffted in a rich mellow soil prudently and judiciously cul tivated will extend their branches under copmus loads of fiuiL The profits cf fruit culture is beginning to be well known. By oruinary management good apple orchards yield a better return than the best farm crops. We would recommend to those that own lands and have uo orchard to plant one this Spring. CHAT ABOUT CHICKENS. —It isimpoitart thai poultry have ckan and healthy quar •cra, pure water, lime and gravel. Char coal is also purifying. Bear iu mind you are preparing the ingredients which are to form your own food, and purity promotes nealth. In preparing food for your fowls let the vegetable predominate. Corn tends to solidify the flesh unless ground or crush ed and scalded. Now that vegetables are scarce, save al! the table scraps; also potato peelings, which yon can cook in your dish water, if you don't use ssup in it —otherwise use pot liq uor or pure water. Throw in your beets, turnips, etc., if handy; cook till tender, throw in the table scraps, a little salt, a pod of red pepper, and thicken up with meal or wheat bran, and set away for use. You will find that your fowls will eat food thus prepared with energy, and when so fed theii flesh will be sweet, juicy and nu tritious, but not so fat as when fed entirely upon food thus prepared. The feathers of our high-bred fowl 6 are almost as good as those of ducks or geese. Pick them while the fowl is yet w arm; the largest feathers can be saved by clipping of the quill ends. I pick all my Flvmouth Rocks thus, and coreider them thus managed a real sav ings bank. Who can say there is no com fort, and entertainment, too, to be deriveo from chickens? WHI SOME AER x va .a.— L.carn is allow ed to mold and s[ oil. Silver spoons are used to scrape kettles. The scrubbing biush is left in the water. Nice handled knives are thrown in hot water. Brooms are never hung up. Dish-cloths are throwD where mice can destroy them. Tubs and barrels are left in the sun to dry and fall •part. Clothes are left on the line to whip lo pieces in the wind. Pie crust is left to •our instead of making a few tarts for tea. Dried fruit is not taken care of in season and becomes wormy. Vegetables are thrown away that would make a good din ner. The cork is left out of the syrup jug and the flies take possession. Bits of meat are thrown out that would make excellent hash for breakfast. Ctffie, tea and spices are left to aland open andiese their strength. Pork spoils for the want of salt and because the brine wants scalding. GROUND peas or beans are economical tor feeding owing to the great saving they effect. Farmers are tempted ta part with them at $2.10 a bushel, and they often bring more than that sum; but if we will stop and reflect that this meal, mixed half and-h&lf with cornmeal, will enable us to dispense with one-third tbe quantity of hay, a great saving is made through the winter. For young calves nething caD equal it. If the farmer has no convenience for grinding them tbe peas or beans can be cooked into a "mash" in the ordinary way and if thus given liberally to stock, espe cially to the younger portion, will push them rapidly forward. Pigs will grow fatter on it than on anything else. Yonug heifers become matured several months sooner. A LARGE business is done in drying sweet potatoes in evaporating machines. The potatoes are peeled and sliced by ma chinery, and their moisture removed by exposure to currents of hot air in the evap orators. The big potatoes are sometimes ground into flour. By this means the diffii culty often experienced in keeping sweet potatoes through the winter is entirely ob viated. THE least expensive and most sensible way to ged rid of bowlders is to dig a hole close by the side of one, about two feet deeper than the diameter of the stone, dig ging partially under the edge. Then with a lever oa the opposite side of the bowlder it is easy to oil the rock into the hole, where it will be out ot the way. To remove waits from horses: Equal parts of spirits of turpentine and pure olive oil, well shaken together and rubbed on warts daily until they disappear. One who has tried the above recipe says with it he ' removed within two weeks' time 50 warts; to-day the animal shows signs where they have been, but never has had a wart since. THE American Garden says that the so called Italian varieties of the onion, which are gaining in popularity in this country, originated In North Africa, where the on ion is held in higher esteem than any other vegetable, and where it has been cultivated since the earliest penods of historical re cord, IT is a mistake to allow sows to bi eed before they are at least a year old, as they are not then sufficiently matured, and pigs from such are sometimes too weak to Jive. DOMESTIC. CHICKFN SALAD. —BoiI fowls tender and pick clean, using no skin; .do not cut chickens in too small pieces—must not be hashed; to one chicken put twice and a half the weight of celery, c it m pieces of about one quarter of an inch; mix thor oughly. and put chicken and celery on the ice. Dressing—the yolks of four fresh eggs with the yolks of two hard boiled eggs. Rub these as fmooth as possible before introducing the oil; a good measure of oil is a tablespoonful to each yolk ot fresh egg. All the art consists in mtro. ducing the oil by degrees; you never can make a good salad against time. When the oil is well mixed put in salt—two good heaping teasiKßJufuls; gixid, dry table salt is a necessity—and oue teaspoonful of white ground pepper. Never put IU salt or pepper before tbis stage ot the process, because the salt and pepper would coagu late the albuuieu of the eggs, and you c m uot get the dressing smooth. Oue table spoonful of vinegar, added gradually, with a teaspoonful of tarragon viuegar. Make the dressing in a vegetable dish, large enough to hold the whole salad; wheu you have mixed your chicken and celery lu it turn it into your salad bowl. Mix very thoroughly; clean the sides of your salad bowl with a cloth or a bit of bread —a smeary salad bowl is an abomination. Stand the whole iua cool place until ready to serve. Too much dressing is really a greater mistafee than too little. The erisp ness of celery in a salad is very evanescent, and a chicken salad should be eaten short ly after dressing. If a great deal of salad, as tor a supper, has to lie made, work up your dressing a halt hour beforehand, and mix when wanted. If a chicken salad stands too long it loses all its excel lence. There ought to be uo red pepper in a chicken salad; its characteristic should bo blamluess, in Baltimore a chicken salad is called au olio. Three years ago chicken salad was introduced in London, with the most marked success. He did not Hlnoe Matters. . A representative of the Lynn (Mass.) Item, in a late ramble throughout that city, gathered, among other scraps of iuterest and information, the following; The first place visited by the reporter was the fruit store of Mr. J. Levett, No. 07 Market street, in response to a rumor that the proprietor had been cured of the rheumatism by the great remedy. Mr. Levett not being in, the re porter had a talk with his son. Mr. Levett state t that his father had been cured of an exceedingly bad attack of rheumatism by the St. Jacob's Oil. He bad the dis ease in his right arm and shoulder, which became perfectly helpless after being af fected a few hours. His pain was so great that he could not rest in comfort or attend to business with any degree of sat isfaction. After enduring this sort of thing for some time, he purchased a bottle of the Great German Remedy and began to apply it. He did not mince matters at all, but just used the Oil tor all it was worth. After pursuing this mode of treatment for three days the pain was banished and his father was in a perfectly healthy condition. He has never sine* felt any rheumatic pain. COMMON SALT FOB TBE THROAT.— In these days, when diseases of the throat are >o universally prevalent, and in so many cases fatal, we feel it our duty to say a word in behalf of a niot-t effectual, if Dot positive, cure for sore threat. For years past, indeed we may say during the whole of a lite ot more than forty years, we have been subjected to sore throat, and more particularly to a dry hacking cough which is cot only distressing to ourself but our tnends and those with whom we are brought into business contact. Last fall we were iriduced to try what virtue there was in common salt. We commenced by using it three times a day, morning, noon und night. We dissolved a large table spoonful of pure salt in about half a small tumblerlul of water. With this we gar gle the throat mo9t thoroughly just before meal time. The result has been that du ring the entire winter we were not only tree from coughs and colds, but the dry, hacking cough has entirely disappeared We attrbiute these satisfactory results solely to the use of the salt gargle, aud most cordially recommend a trial of it to those who are subject to diseases ot the throat. Many persons who have never tried the salt gargle have the impression that is unpleasant. Such is not the case. On the contrary it is pic asaat, and after a few days' use DO person who loves a nice clean mouth and a first rate sharpener of 'the appetite will abandon it. Horace B. Dick, Esq., associate editor of the Delaware Co., Republican Ches ter, Pa., was cured by St. Jacob's Oil of very severe injuries resulting from a fall. His arm appeared to be paralyzed, but the Oil cured him. — Philadelphia Ledger. SPIDERS OBSTRUCTING THE TELEGRAPH. One ot the chief hindrances to telegraph ing in Japan is the grounding of the cur rent by spider lines. The trees bordering the highways swarm with spiders, which spin their web everywhere between the earth, wires, posts, insulator? and trees. When the spider webs are covered with heavy dews they become good conductors and run the message to earth. The only way to remoye the difficulty is by employ ing men to sweep the wires with brushes of bamboo, but as the spiders are more numerous and persistent than the brush users, the difficulty remains always a seri ous one. PLVTB POLISHING PASTE —English me chanic: Mix together 4 ounces spirits tur pentine, 2 ounces spirits of wine, 1 ounce spirits of camphor, and j ounce : pirita of ammonia. To this add one pound of whitirg, finely powdered and stir until the whole is of the consistency of thick cream. To use this preparation, with a clean spoDge cover the silver with it, so as to give it a coat like whitewash. Set the silver aside until the paste has dried into a powdfir; then brush it off, and polish with a chamois leather. A cheaper kind may I be made by merely mixing spirits of wine and whiting together. GRAHAM GEMS. —To one pint of sour milk take, 1 "gg, 1 spoonful of sugar, well beaten, 1 teaspoonlul ot soda, and good fresh Graham flour enough to make a stiff batter. To be baked in iron gem pans with a quick, hot fire. They Willi be de licious. iight, puffy and tender. MUFFINS —1 tablespoonful butter, 2 tablespoonful 8 sugar, 2 eggs, 1 cup of milk, pinch ot salt, three tabJespoonfuls ot baking powder, flour to make a stiff batter, stir the batter, sugar and eggs to gether; add milk, sa't, and last, flour with baking powder; place it in the oven as quick as possible after giving- all a rood beating. JBake twenty minutes in gem pans. TREATMENT OF NEW FILES. —Use with a light pressure until the very thin sharp edges are worn off, after which a heavier pressure may be used with much less dan ger of the teeth crumbling at the top or breakipe off at the base, sons like a little sugar in the dough, but it is generally preferred without. This is a favorite with children. AN rxusuil rt'ltußK. A Recent Excitement luoestiuated tni (M //<■*"• aid a/Ml the Res-tits made PuWft [Cleveland, 0., Herald.] A few weeks ago we copied iuto our columns from the Rochester, N. Y. Dem ociat and Chronicle "A Remarkable Htalement," made by J. n. Henion, M. P., a gentleman who is well known in this city. In that article Dr. Henion re counted a wcuderful experience which befell him, and a few days thereafter we published from the same oaf>or a second article, giving an account of the "Excite ment in Rochester," caused by Dr. Ilen lou's statement. In the first article Dr. Henion stated that for a number of years, up to last June, be had been aftlioted with what seemed at first a most mysterious trouble. Ho felt unaccountably tired at frequent intervals; he had dull and indef inite pains In various parts of his body and head, and WHS very hungry one day and entirely without appetite the next. How ever, as a physician he thought, and so did his fellow physicians, that he was suffer ing from malaria. But yet he grew worse, and was finally obliged to give up a large and lucrative practice. Still he was not couscious of his danger, nor that a monstrous disease was becoming fixed upou him, although sil his organs had become gradually weak ened. The symptoms above described continued, accompanied by others of an aggravated nature, ami be noticed a pe culiar color and odor about the fluhls he was passing; that they were abundant one day and very scanty the next, and were cohered with froth, or filled with brick dusi sediment. But even then h* did not realize his real and alarming condition. At last, however, he waa brought face to face with the fact that he was a victim of a most terrible disease, and he made hero ic efforts for recovery. He traveled ex tensively and consulted the t>c9t physicians, but they could give him only temporary re lief, and thai principally in the form of mor phine, And so he grew steadily and con stantly worse until his life became a tor ture. " ills pulse waa uncontrollable. He lived wholly by Injections, and for tlx days and uighls he had the hiccoughs con stantly, which are considered the sure In dications of coming death. When hope ami life were nearly exhaust ed his pas for, the Rev. Dr. Foote, rector of St. Paul's church, strongly urged him to trv a means which the revereud gentle ma i bad seen used wrth remarkabel re nits. He objected at first, but finally consented, and was conscious of an im proved condition the first week. His pains gradually disappeared; his stomach resumed digestion; his heart became regu lar; his headaches disappeared; ho had no more chills and fever, w acidity of the stomach; he gained twehty-six pounds in three months, and is a well man to day being entirely cured of a most pronounced case ot Bright's disease. Although conscious, of the oonseq lences from his professional brethren, still as a duty to his fellow men, and according to a vow he made on what he thought was his dying bed, he published a card detail ing his Illness and remarkable cure. "Since my recovery," he says, "1 have thoroughly reinvestigated the subject of kldnev difficulties and Bright's disease, and I believe more than one-half the deaths which occur in America are caused by Bright's disease of the kidneys, it has no distinctive symptoms of its own (indeed, it often dev lopes without any pain whatever in the kidneys or their vi cinity,) but has the symptoms of nearly every other known complaint. Hundreds of people die daily whose burials are au thorized bv a physician's certificate of "Heart Disease," "Apopleay." "Par alysis.' 1 "Spinal Complaint." "Rheuma tism." "Pneumonia," aud other com mon complaints when in reality it was Bright's disease of the kidneys. Few physicians, and fewer people, realize the extent of this disease or its dangerous and insidious nature. It steals into the system like a thief, manifests its presence by the commonest symptoms, and fastens itself upon the life before the victim is aware. It is nearly as hereditary as consumption, quite aa eommon and fully as fatal. En tile families inheriting it from their ances tors, have died, and yet none of the num ber knew or realized the mysterious pow er which was removing them. Instead of common symptoms it often shows none whatever, but brings death suddenly and as such is usually supposed to be heart dis ease." The second article entitled "Excite ment in Rochester," was made up of in terviews with Dr. Henion himself, who confirmed all said in his card, and also with Mr. H. 11. Warner. The latter gen tleman did not regard Dr. Henion s case as particularly exceptional, because he had kuown of very many such cures by the same means in all parts of tbe land. Kidney diseases, he said, are carrying off tens of thousands every year, while Bright's disease is increasing 250 per cent, a de cade, and yet the people do not realize it or seek to check it until too late. Ho re lated how a New Orleans medical profes sor, lecturing on this disease, thinking to show his class what healthy fluids were, subjected some of his own to a chemical tefet, and although he had no suspicion ot it before, discovered that he, too, had the dreaded disease, which proved fatal in less than a year. There was also an in terview with the celebrated chemist of the New York State Board of Health, Dr. S. A. Lattimore, who sa'd he had analyzed the remed}' which cured Dr. Henion, and found that it "entirely free from any poisonous or deleterious eubst^nces.'' We have made these condensations in order that all the material facts may be set before our readers. Since the pub lication of these two articles, hav ing been besieged with letters of inquiry, we sent a communication to Dr. Henion and also one to H. H. Warner & Co., asking if any additional proof could be given us as to the validity ot the statements published. In answer thereto we have received the following letters, which add interest to the entire subject and wholly verify every statement hitherto mule: ROCHESTER, N. Y., Feb. 2, 1882. GENTLEMEN: Your favor is received. The published statement, over my signa ture, to which you refer is true in every respect, and I owe my life and present health wholly to the power of W arneFs Safe Kidney and Liver Cure. It is not surprising that people should questioa the statement I maue, for my recovery was as great a marvel to myself, as to my physi cians, and friends. * * * m J. B. HENION, M. D. ROCHESTER, N. Y., Jan. 31, 1882. SIRS : Acknowledging your favor duly received, we would say: The best proof we can give you that the statements made oy Dr. Henion are entirely true, and would not have been published unless strictly so, is the following testimonial ro.n the best citizens of Rochester, and a card published by Rev. Dr. Foote, which you are at liberty to use if you wish. M. H. WARNER & Co. To Whom it may Concern : In the Rochester N. Y., Democrat and Chronicle ot December 81, 1881, there appeared a statement in the fcrm of a card from Dr. J. B. Henion, of this city, re counting his remarkable recovery from B right's diseaso of the kidneys, after sev eral doctors of prominence had given him 'US hy the use of a preparation manufac tured iu tilis city and known as Warner's Safe Kidney and Liver Cure. We are personally or by reputation ac quainted with Dr. Henion, and we believe le would publish no statement not liter tlly true. We are also personally or by reputation well acquainted with H. H. Warner A Co., proprietors of this remedy, whose commercial and personal standing in this community is of the highest order, and we believe that they would not pub lish anv statements which wore not liter ally and strictly true in every particular. C. IV Parsons, (Mayor, Rochester.) Win. Purcell, (Editor Union and Ad vertiser.) W. D. Shuart, (Surrogate, Monroe County.) Edward A Frost, (Clwk, Monroe Coun ty.) E. B. Fenner, (District Attorney, Mon roe County.) Daniel T. Hunt, (Postmaster, Roches ter.) J. M. Davy, (Ex-Member Cougress, Rochester.) John 8 Morgan, (Special Co. Judge, Monroe Co.) llirain Sibley, (Capitalist and Seeds man.) W. C. Rowley, (County Judge, Mon roe County.) John Van Voorhia, (Member of Con gress) Charles E. Fitch, (Editor Democrat and Chronicle and Regent of the Uuiver sity.) To the Editor of the Living Church, Chicago, III: Will you allow the following card, per sonal to myself, to appear in your widely circulated paper t There was published in the R ichester Democrat and Chronicle of the 11 st of Dec. last, a statement made by J. B. ileinon, M. D , narrating how he had beeu cured of Brlght's disease of the kidneys, ilinost in its last stages, by the use of Warner's Safe Kidney and Liver Cure. I was referred to in that statement, as hav ing recommended and urged Dr. Hemou .0 try the remedy, which he did, and was cored. Now the republishing of his statement in many of the leading journals of the day has been the cause of aa incessant flow of letters to me making many inquiries, but chiefly whether the statement is true, or a mere advertislug dodge, etc., etc. I beg, therefore to anticipate any fur ther inquiries and save time and labor, and some postage, by saying that the suiemoul of Dr. lienion is true, so far at it concerns myself, and I believe it to be true in all other respects. He is a parish ioner of mine and I visited him in hit sickness. I urged him to take the medi cine and would do the same again to any one who was troubled with a disease ot the kidneys and liver. ISRAEL FOOTE, (D. D.,) Rector of Bt. Paul's church. Rochester, N. Y., Jan. 28, 18S2. A FARM sit, carrying a basket of eggs, tried to steal a nde oa a treight train, and when he came to want to get off, the train didn't stop, and so he jumped off. The train wasn't going very fast, but he didn't understand getting away irom it, and so got slung several somersaults and stopped against a fence, with a wrist sprained, his clothes muddied and rent, and one car pretty nearly torn off. He got up and took an inventory of the result, and in his despair, lifted up his voico and said: "Gosh darn the gosh darn luck, anyhow! hvery goah darned egg in the lot's broke!" "It In Curing ETerybotlTf"* wiites a druggist "Kidney Wort Is the moat popular medicine we sell." It should be by right, for no other medicine lias such specific action on the liver, bow els aud kidneys. If you have those symp toms which indicate biliousness or de rauged kidneys do not fail to procure it md use faithfully. lu liquid or dry form ■ I is sild by all druggists.— Salt LMkt ('iiy Review, "ISo you enjoyed your visit to the Mu seum, did you?" said a young man ef hn adored one's little sister. "Ob yes! and do you Know, that we saw a camel there that screwed its mouth and eyes around awfully, and sister said it looked exactly like you when you are recdmg poetry at evening parties." They parted. Chang* of Mind. I declined to insert your advertisement of Hop Hitters last year, because I then thought they might not be promotive of the cause of Temperaooe, but find they are and a very valuable medicine, myself and wife having boen greatly benefited by them, and I take great pleasure in making tnem known. REV Jon* SKA VM, Editor Horn Sentinel, Alton, N. Y. MUSICAL. A member of a fashionable congregation called at a music store and inquired: "Have you the notes of a piece called the "Song of Dolomon?" adding: "Our pastor referred to it yesterday as an exquisite gem and my wife would like to learn to play it." A FARMER one morning received a note from a merchant asking him to come and settle forthwith. He seemed puzzled for a moment, aud then entered the house and said to his wite: "Betty, what day does forthwith fall on!" "Take this dollar, and giye nie 4Lind sey'a Blood Searcher.' It saved others ;it will save me." 4 M T mother is going to get a new piano," said one little girl to another, the other day. 4 'Oh, that's nothing," replied the other. "My mother is going to get a divorce." WHAT IS the d'fferenoe between a fool and a looking glass! Tue fool speaks without reflecting and the looking glass reflects without speaking. Send name and address toCragin Sc Co., Philadelphia, Pa., for cook book free. "NOTHIKO so much destroys a man's peace of mind as to bear a woman express the intention of giving him a piece of hers." _ ORANOK PIE.—2 oraiigea cut up small, and their juice; yolks of 3 eggs, beaten, 1 cup of sugar, 1} cups of milk, 1 } table spoonfuls cornstarch; bake. Make the pie with bottom crust only. When cool, beat the whites of the eggs with 4 table spoonfuls of powdered sugar; set In the oven a few minutes to brown. Warner's Safe Kidney and Liver Cure. STOVE POLISE. —Have a thin mixture of black varnish and turpentine, apply this with a paint or varnish brush to a portion of the stove; then with a cloth dust this over with a portion of pulveiized British lustre or stove polish: then rub with a dry brush. The stove must be perfectly oold. HUMOROUS. "GOOD morning, neighbor Johnson," said Jones this morning. "'Bout how's your thermometer this morning?" "About three degreesJhelow." "Is that all? Mine was seven below." "Don't seem possible. Why your ther mometer ain't more'n fifty feet from mine. Here's Robinson- I jet's ask him. How's your thermometer to-dayf" "'Bout fifteen below." "You don't say!" from both Johnson und Jones. "Fact, gentlemen. Of course I'm on the north side V> the street, and that maEes some difference. Just then we saw half a dozen neighbors bearing down, each with a different therinouietri cal record in his vest pocket, and we xuit. Wu admire cold weather, bit we can't sUua too much variety of it. **!>• Likewise." Dr. IV Y. Pi SHOE, Buffilo, N. Y.s "Five years ago I was a dreadful sufferer from uterine troubles. Having exhausted the skill of three physicians, 1 wus com pletely discouraged, and so weak I could with difficulty cross the room alone. 1 began taking your 'Favorite Prescription* and using the local treatment recommend ed in your 'Common Huuse Medical Ad viser.' In three months 1 was perfectly cured. 1 wrote a letter to my family pa per, briefly mentioning how my health had been restored, and offering to send the full particulars to auy one writing m* for thiem and inclosing a stamped envel ope for reply. I have received over four hundred letters. In reply, 1 have de scribed my case and the treatment used, and earnestly advised tliem to 'do like wise.' From a great many i have received second letters of thanks staling that they had commenced the treatment and were much better already." Mas E. F. MOKUAN, New Castle. Me. A NKWI.Y man led Harrisburg man, of a very affectionate nature, has been in the habit of embracing his wife at the door of his residence, ijast Thursday evening it was dusk when he reached home. A" he opened his front door the cook, a colored dam Mil, was about to go out, and, mistak ing her for bis wife, the usual embrace was given before he discovered his error. He will now wait until the hall light is burning. Dr. Pierce's "Pellets," or sugar coated granule*—the original "Little Liver Pills," (beware of imitations) —oure sick ana bil ious headache, cleanse the stomach and bowels, and purify the blood. To get genuine, see Dr. Pierce's signature and port rait on Government stamp. 26 cents per vial, by druggists. "CHILDREN," said a country minister, addressing a Svnday school, "Why are *e like flovrersf What do we have that flow ers have?" Aud a small boy in the infant class, whose breath smelled of vermifuge, rose up and made reply, "Worms!" and the minister crept under the pulpit chaii lo hide his emotion 'itvauty Unadorned (With lMuiple*) U Adorne.l tbw Moat. If you desire a fair complexion free from pimples, blotches and eruptions, Lake "Gol den Medical Discovery." By druggists, THOMAS SCUOFIKLD, aged ninety one years, walked nine miles to renew nis subscription to a New London pa t >er. it is the general opinion among publishers that there are a number of subscribers who are waiting until they are ninety one years old to come and pay for their paper. Consumption Cured. An old physician, retired from practice, baring had placed in his hands by an Kast India missionary the formula of a soinple regetable remedy for the speedy and permanent cuie for Consumption, Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma, and all Throat and Lung Affections, also a posi tive and radical cure for Nervous Debility and all Nervous Complaints, after having tested its wondertul curative powers In thousands at cases, has felt it his duty to make it known to his suffering fellows. Actuated by this motive and a desire to relieve human suffering, I will send free of charge to all who desire it, this recipe, in Qerrnan, French or English, with full directions for preparing and using. Bent by mail by addressing with stamp, naming this paper. W. A. NOTES, 149 Power*• Block , BochesUr, N. Y. A LOWELL man has a wife of such a changeable disposition that he says he loves her some days enough to eat her up, and the next day wishes to gracious he had. WANT to know how to tell the most stylish dress? Get in a crowd and mark the one the women turn up their noses at • Fonder ea these Trutht. Kidney Wort is nature's remedy for kidney snd liver diseases, piles and con stipation. Sediment or mucous In the urine is a sure indication of disease. Take Kidney- Wort. Torpid Uver and kidnoys poison the blood. Kidney-Wort reviyes them and cleanses the system. Headache, bilious attacks, dizziness, aud loss of appetite are cured by Kidney- Wort. See adv. MARRIAGE improves the memory. When man and wife have a little tiff they can each recall in an instant every one of mean things the other has ever done. MAN'S most deadly weapor: The night key slays more men than the musket. BAT CITT, Mich., Feb. 8, 1880. I think it my duty to send you a recom mend for the benefit of any person wish ing to know whether Hop Bitters are good or not. I know they are good tor general debility and indigestion ; strengthen the nervous system and make new life. 1 recommend my patients to use them. DR A. PRATT. A WOMAN who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at night when it Is afraid. "Rough on lUti." The thing desired found at last. Ask drug gists for Bough on Rata It dears out rats mioe, roaches, Hiss, bedbugs 15c bexea Dr. Kline's (treat Nerve Restorer is the marvel of the age for all nerve diseases. All fits stopped free. Bend to 931 Arch Street Philadelphia, Pa MESSRS. MOKUAN a HBADLT. Mutual Life Building, Tenth and Chestnut street s, haye on hand a superb stock or ectra line quality.Dia monds, which they offer at as low prices as stonps of the Oret quality, perfect alike in ooior and shape, can be sold for. On Thirty Days' Trial. The Voltaic Belt Oa, Marshall, Mieh., wfQ ■and their Eleotro-Voltaio Belts and other Electric Appliances on trial for thirty days to any person affliotec. with Nervous Debility, Lost Vitality, and kindred troubles, guarantee ing complete restoration of vigor and mum hood. Address as above withsnt delay. F. ■>— He risk is insured. as M days' Mai lasUmd. 4, 1 wish to ask the court," said a ftce tioafi barrister, who had been called to tes tify as an expert, 4, 1f lam compelled to come into this case, in which 1 hare no personal interest, and give a legal opinion for nothing?" "Yes, yet, 1 ' certainly," replied the mild mannered judge; 4 -give it for what it is worth." The frittering away of wealth is of mi nor account compared to the expenditure of vital force by delay in treating a Cough or Cold. Dr. Bull's Cough tiyrup saves time and strength In its effect upon Coughs and Colds. Price ooly 26 cents a bottle. IN analyzing green tea, the authorities of Berlin found that some of it was adul terated with flowers of hay, cocoa, potato and corn. After this one can understand why so many old ladies loek upon a cup of tea as victusla and drink. A WOMAN whose iirst husband had eloped with a pretty servant girl vaccin ated the second as soon as she got him with mncilage. She thought that would make him stick. Allen's Brain Food ('urea Nervous Debility and Weaxneas ut two years. FIGO: 14 What do you think of my argu ment, Fogg?" Fogg: 4, 1t was sound— very sound'' (r igg delighted); 44 aothing but sound, in tact." When you have the bluoa, and feel all out of sorts, then your liver is diseased, and you need "Sellers' Liver Pills." WHEN you say a woman is a daisy—i. e., a flower —we presume you mean to have it inferred that she is as good as wheat. THE reason why Mew Year resolves are so often forgotten is because many who turn the new leaf forget to gum it down. AN old judge ".s credited with the re mark, 4 T don't know which does the most harm, enemies with the worst intentions, or friends with the best." For Bi irk and Tile Machinery Address Jai. F. C ark, Morenoi, Mich. A CHANGE ef name probable: After a few more political mistakes they will probably call him Prince Missinark, D. r BULL'S COUCH SYRUP ffOSTEITE^ 0W . 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WHta 255 I does WIIVQE WONDERFUL |f 111 ' 1 Because It nets on ths MVKB, ROWELi*! and KIPNKYS nt the same time. Beoauso It eieaneoe the system of the poison- ! oua humors Uiai develop# la Kidney and Ort Kj nary Diooaeoe, Biliousness, Jaundice, ConsSL |j patlon. Piles, or in Rheumatism, Neuralgia, ■ Nervous Disorders and Female Complaints. H BEX WHAT PEOPLE SAT i Eugene B. Stork, of Junction City, Kansas. W soys Kidney Wort cured lilni after regular Phy B sicians had beou trying for four year. lire John Arnnll, of Washington. Ohio, says W hot boy woe given un to die by four prominent KJ phy alclans and that he was afterword* cured by jjgg Kidney Wort. H II U B Goodwin, en editor In Cbardoa. Ohio W nays lie was not er nor ted to II vs, being bloated Be beyond belief, but Kidney Wort cureo him H Anns I* Jnrrett of South Salem, N T., eaysMl thatweven year, suffering from kidney troubles Ml and other complications was ended by the use of H Kidney Wort. John B I,awrenef Jackson, Tenn . suffered M foi years from llrsr tuid kidney troubles and MS after taking "barrels of other medlolnss/'L* Kidney Wort mad* him well. Michael Coto oP Montgomery Center. Tt.fc suffered eight years with kidney difficulty ami EJ was finable to work. Kidney Wort made him ■ " well as ever.*' • PERMANENTLY CURES □ kidney diseases, U LIVER COMPLAINTS,! W Constipation and Piles. ■■ tWlt is put up in Wry Vegetable Form InN Bp tin cans, one package of whlcli makes six quarts H J! of medicine. Also In l.lquld Form, very Cee- PW |g ceotraicd. for thoe# that cannot readily pre |M Ml part- it. *2l up- it acta irith crrnol efficiency in either form. ■■ fjti GET IT AT THE DRUGGISTS. PRICE. St.DO Q Jfl WELLS. UK lIAKDSOX A Co.. Prop's, I y rwiu send the dry post-paid.) lU'KIJXGTOS. t*. W sSfflP If you are a oaa^Hflfyoa are fflr of buHineeaweak- man of let- tj ene. L C. Si£StjHoP SusJsr. liver or across i |i 0 , opuun. 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